Obanai SNAPS When a Hashira Flirts with Mitsuri | Infinity Castle Arc Demon Slayer

[00:00:00]What a beautiful clear morning. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the air is filled with the flame of youth. It is a perfect day for a feast.

[00:00:11]Kanroji, please, have another sweet bean bun. You've only eaten 42 of them, and a growing girl needs her strength.

[00:00:18]>> Oh, Rengoku-san, you are always so incredibly kind and generous. Thank you so much. These buns are absolutely delicious, like eating a little piece of heaven. You always know exactly how to make me smile.

[00:00:33]>> The branch of this tree is very sturdy, but my patience is snapping like a dry twig. Rengoku, why is your hand so close to her plate? Kanroji can feed herself without your fiery enthusiasm invading her personal space.

[00:00:48]>> Oh, Obanai-kun, you're up there. Come down and join us. Rengoku-san was just telling me about his last mission. It was so exciting and manly.

[00:00:57]>> Huh?

[00:00:57]>> I have no interest in hearing about his loud missions, Kanroji. And I have even less interest in seeing him smile at you with that absurdly bright face. Rengoku, your presence is currently generating too much heat. Step back three paces.

[00:01:12]>> Iguro, my boy, you arrived. There is plenty of food for everyone. No need to look so fierce. A Hashira must always keep his spirits high and his stomach full.

[00:01:24]>> My stomach is full of disgust. Do not call me your boy, and do not look at Kanroji with those wide, unblinking eyes. It is highly inappropriate.

[00:01:34]>> What do we have here? A little morning drama? Now, this is incredibly flashy.

[00:01:41]Iguro, you are practically radiating a dark, murderous aura. If looks could kill, Rengoku would have been turned into charcoal by now.

[00:01:50]>> Shut your mouth, Uzui. Go back to your three wives and leave us alone. Your flashy jewelry is blinding, and your commentary is entirely uninvited.

[00:02:00]>> Oh, come on. Don't be like that. I'm just observing the field. But honestly, Rengoku, you really shouldn't be flirting with the lovely Mitsuri right in front of the most jealous man in the Demon Slayer Corps. It's bad for your health.

[00:02:14]>> Flirting? Me? Splendid accusation, but entirely incorrect. I am simply practicing proper hospitality as a senior comrade. Kanroji is a wonderful student and a delightful dinner companion.

[00:02:28]>> Companion? Oh my, Rengoku-san, you say such wonderful things. My heart is beating so fast right now.

[00:02:36]>> That is it. That is the absolute limit.

[00:02:39]Kanroji, clutch your ears. Rengoku, draw your blade. I am going to slice that loud cheerful smile right off your face and feed it to the crows.

[00:02:49]>> What the hell is all this racket? I can hear your pathetic whining from across the entire state.

[00:02:55]>> Iguro, stop hissing like a broken pipe.

[00:02:58]Rengoku, shut up.

[00:03:00]>> He complimented her. Sanemi, you didn't hear it. He used the word delightful. He is trying to steal her away with sweet bean buns and loud laughter. I will not tolerate this treason.

[00:03:13]>> You are completely pathetic. He's just feeding the pink-haired glutton. Who cares? If you're so mad, just stab him and get it over with. Stop talking about it.

[00:03:23]>> Please, everyone, calm down. The scent in the air is absolutely terrifying.

[00:03:29]Iguro-san, your scent smells like burning gunpowder and crushed red peppers. It's stinging my nose. Please, don't fight. You, Kamado, you are another one. I haven't forgotten how you looked at her during the Swordsmith Village incident. You stayed in the same hot spring area.

[00:03:47]>> No, Iguro-san, I swear. It wasn't like that at all. Mitsuri-san was just very kind to me and Nezuko. She gave us advice. There was absolutely no flirting.

[00:03:58]>> Already, he's accusing everyone.

[00:04:01]Tanjiro, get away from him. That snake man has completely lost his mind. He's going to kill us all because Mitsuri ate a bun.

[00:04:10]>> Ha, a fight. I heard someone wants to slice someone. Snake guy, fight me instead. I am the king of the mountains and I fear no lizards.

[00:04:22]>> Idiots, absolute brainless idiots. You are all target practice. Serpent breathing, first form.

[00:04:31]>> Don't ruin the courtyard. The Kakushi just cleaned the leaves.

[00:04:35]>> Tomioka, do not even think about speaking to me.

[00:04:39]You are the worst of them all.

[00:04:42]You sat next to her during the last meeting and didn't move away when her shoulder touched yours.

[00:04:47]>> She wanted to see my sword guard. I was just showing it to her. There was no intent.

[00:04:53]>> Oh no, everyone is fighting because of me. Please stop. Obanai-kun, Rengoku-san was really just being nice. He even promised to show me his secret training ground later.

[00:05:05]>> His secret training ground?

[00:05:08]Alone?

[00:05:10]In the woods?

[00:05:12]Where no one can hear you?

[00:05:14]>> Indeed. The ventilation there is excellent for focusing the mind. I thought it would help Kanroji refine her flexibility and breathing techniques.

[00:05:22]>> Refine her flexibility?

[00:05:24]Rengoku, you are a dead man. I am going to unwrap my bandages and strangle you with them. I will throw your haori into a volcano.

[00:05:33]>> What is that strange dark cloud hovering over Iguro's head? It looks like a giant angry onion.

[00:05:41]A look, a butterfly.

[00:05:42]>> My, my, what a lively gathering.

[00:05:46]Iguro-san, please refrain from murdering our colleagues on the mansion grounds.

[00:05:50]It creates so much paperwork, and the blood stains the tatami mats permanently.

[00:05:56]>> Kocho, control your friends. Rengoku is actively attempting to dismantle my sanity. He's using food as a weapon of seduction.

[00:06:05]>> Seduction?

[00:06:06]Rengoku-san?

[00:06:08]I highly doubt he knows the meaning of the word. He thinks romance is just another word for a well-cooked sweet potato.

[00:06:16]>> Correct. A well-cooked sweet potato is a true masterpiece of human creation. It brings joy to the soul. See, he's doing it again. He's talking about masterpieces and souls while looking toward Kinroji. I will chop that tree down. I will chop this house down. I will destroy everything.

[00:06:35]>> Namu Amida Butsu. How tragic. The green monster of jealousy has completely consumed the soul of our young Iguro.

[00:06:45]He sees enemies in every shadow, love in every gesture.

[00:06:50]Let us pray for his peace of mind before he accidentally slays a comrade.

[00:06:55]>> Himejima, stay out of this. Your prayers won't stop me from dismantling this entire organization brick by brick if anyone else smiles at her.

[00:07:05]>> Obanai-kun, please. You're being so scary right now. Kaburamaru is looking at me like he wants to bite my nose off.

[00:07:13]>> No, Kanroji, never. Kaburamaru adores you. I adore you. It is them. They are the corruptors. They are trying to poison your pure, innocent mind with their flashy lifestyles and their loud breathing.

[00:07:28]>> Hey, my lifestyle is incredibly flashy, and my wives love it. Maybe you should take notes, Iguro. Instead of hissing from a tree, try buying her some flashy hairpins.

[00:07:40]>> I bought her socks, Uzui. Green socks.

[00:07:44]They are perfect. She wears them every day. Your gold and jewels are trash compared to the purity of those socks.

[00:07:53]>> You bought her socks? That is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard in my entire life. No wonder you're losing your mind over a bean bun.

[00:08:02]>> Wind bastard, I'll stop with you.

[00:08:06]Serpent breathing, third form.

[00:08:08]>> Stop, please. Sanemi-san, don't provoke him. Iguro-san, your heart is beating so fast I can hear it from here.

[00:08:17]It's the sound of someone who cares so much it hurts. Please, just talk to Mitsuri-san directly.

[00:08:23]>> Lower your hands, brat, before I shorten your fingers.

[00:08:28]>> I do talk to her. We eat together every single week.

[00:08:31]>> Then why are you crying about a training ground? You're just insecure. You're afraid Rengoku-san is more handsome because he doesn't wear bandages on his face.

[00:08:42]>> What did you just say, yellow hair? Say it again. I dare you. I will skin you like an eel.

[00:08:49]>> A- already dead. I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. Tanjiro, protect me. The snake is coming for my skin.

[00:08:56]>> Yahaha, don't ignore me. I am the boss.

[00:09:01]Fight me, slither man.

[00:09:03]>> Begone, animal. I am focusing on the primary threat. Rengoku, cancel the training session. Cancel it right now or I will replace your flame sword with a wooden stick.

[00:09:15]>> I cannot do that, Iguro. A promise to a comrade is absolute. Training strengthens the body and clears the mind. Kanroji requested it herself.

[00:09:25]>> She requested it?

[00:09:27]Kanroji, is this true?

[00:09:31]You asked him?

[00:09:32]>> Well, yes. I wanted to learn how to make my flame techniques more stable.

[00:09:37]Rengoku-san is the ultimate expert on flames. I didn't think it would make you so upset. I'm sorry, Obanai-kun.

[00:09:45]>> You You don't need his flames. My snakes are perfectly stable. I can teach you how to curve your strikes. I can teach you anything. Your breathing style is completely different. Flame and love are connected. Serpent is a branch of water.

[00:10:01]You cannot teach her what Rengoku teaches. It is logically impossible.

[00:10:06]>> Tomioka, I swear to God, if you say one more logical word, I will dump your radish bowl down the well. Nobody asked for your input. Go back to being hated by everyone.

[00:10:17]>> I am not hated.

[00:10:19]>> Oh, Tomioka-san, let's not lie to ourselves in public. But, Iguro-san, you really are making a scene. Master Kagaya will be arriving shortly for the emergency meeting. Do you really want him to see you acting like a toddler whose toy was taken away?

[00:10:34]>> Master Kagayama?

[00:10:36]No.

[00:10:37]I would never show disrespect to the master.

[00:10:40]But, this isn't over.

[00:10:42]This is a temporary ceasefire.

[00:10:44]>> Excellent. A peaceful resolution is always the best outcome.

[00:10:49]Let us clean up the broken branches before the master arrives.

[00:10:53]>> Oh, thank goodness. Obanai-kun, look.

[00:10:56]There is still one bean bun left. Do you want to share it with me? We can split it right down the middle.

[00:11:02]>> You You want to share it with me? With me and not Rengoku?

[00:11:06]>> Of course. I saved the biggest one for you, anyway.

[00:11:09]>> Did you hear that, you uncultured brutes? She saved the biggest one for me. The training session is irrelevant.

[00:11:17]The buns have spoken.

[00:11:19]Rengoku, you may keep your pathetic flames.

[00:11:22]Uzui, your wives are still flashy, but you are a failure.

[00:11:26]Tomioka, you are still lonely.

[00:11:29]>> You are seriously the most bipolar person in this entire mansion. One minute you're ready to commit mass murder and the next you're wagging your tail for a piece of dough.

[00:11:39]>> Ignore him, Kanroji. He's just jealous of our refined palate. Please, feed me the smaller half. I want you to have the larger portion.

[00:11:49]>> Oh, Obanai-kun, you are so incredibly sweet. Here you go.

[00:11:54]>> Well, that was a spectacular waste of energy, but at least it was entertaining.

[00:12:00]Tanjiro, go fetch some water. The boar boy is still unconscious in the bushes from the kick.

[00:12:05]>> Right away, Uzui-san. I'm glad everyone is safe. They look like two birds sitting on a fence. One is pink and one is covered in bandages.

[00:12:15]I wonder if birds know they are birds.

[00:12:18]>> They don't. They just fly.

[00:12:20]>> Oh, Tomioka-san, wait for me. We still need to discuss your complete lack of social skills before the meeting starts.

[00:12:27]>> Please leave me alone, Kocho. Look at them, Kanroji. A completely dysfunctional group of people. Only we possess true harmony.

[00:12:37]>> Yes, Obanai-kun. True harmony. This bun is so wonderful.

[00:12:43]>> If he touches your plate again, I'm still burning his haori. The sweetness of this red bean paste is acceptable, Kanroji, but the lingering scent of charcoal and loud enthusiasm is still polluting the immediate area. Rengoku, why are you still standing there like a flaming pillar of unwanted notifications?

[00:13:02]>> Because I am a Flame Hashira. Iguro, standing still and radiating warmth is part of my nature.

[00:13:10]Besides, the master's arrival is imminent. It would be highly inefficient to move now.