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Added: 2026-05-16

[00:00:06]What's going on, team?

[00:00:09]Let's make sure we're live. Nerdlings, let's make sure we're live. Oh, we are.

[00:00:16]Oh. Oh, the repeating voice says yes.

[00:00:19]What's going on everybody? Shout out.

[00:00:21]Shout out. It's Friday. [applause] Day fry. We got Dogser Vitamin J Nation.

[00:00:28]nerd up. I regret saying that. That's one of the less cool things I've said um this hour. Happy weekend all. Hello nerdies. What's going on, Jade Leaf?

[00:00:37]Decard.

[00:00:38]The homies are back. The homies are back. We got some more [ __ ] to do.

[00:00:45]Uh I recorded a new video as well. Uh I finally went back to Second Life.

[00:00:52]We went back to the dark side of the web, everybody. Uh, it's been a while and it got weird and there's going to be some blurring uh required for me to get this video out. So, hopefully I'll have that out by Sunday, aka funday.

[00:01:11]But how are we doing everybody?

[00:01:14]How weird. Um, well, not weird enough, but still [snorts] fairly weird.

[00:01:22]I went to some worlds that require blurring.

[00:01:27]Unfortunately, Unfortunately, due to certain laws set in place, they require blur. What's going on? Elve, we love the elves.

[00:01:41]Oh, it's good to be here. Uh, you guys see the UFO [ __ ] I tell you, they've been hyping up, the government's been hyping up the UFO disclosure all week.

[00:01:52]And I knew it was going to be like every other UFO disclosure that's happened where they hype it up, things will never be the same. You're going to get information that will change the way that you look at uh the Bible.

[00:02:04]And then it comes out and just like every other time, it's just a bunch of blurry uh videos from fighter pilots of objects that they don't know what they are. But we are going to look at a couple of them. Happy B day. It was mine on Wednesday. Hey, that's what we like to hear. Happy birthday.

[00:02:21]Double birthday is Happy birthday, Alvin. And happy uh late birthday to Jade.

[00:02:27]A late birthday better than no birthday.

[00:02:29]It's getting Hollywood weird now. It's getting Hollywood weird. Oh, wow.

[00:02:32]Milkwad's driving. Don't drive and type.

[00:02:36]That's my uh legal suggestion.

[00:02:41]As a man who's been pulled over, I can tell you don't drive and type.

[00:02:46]Uh, also don't uh operate a firearm while you're driving unless you have to.

[00:02:53]Oh, hello Calie. Come here, Callie. Come here. Come be a cat.

[00:02:59]My little kitty.

[00:03:02]Anything to say to the people? Callie, thoughts for the people? Callie's had a little cold this week. She's finally getting better.

[00:03:10]my little cat. We love a cat. But uh yeah, you guys see this UFO [ __ ] It's the same. It's the same type of videos.

[00:03:18]It's just more blurry videos of objects moving around and they're like maybe I was a bit disappointed. This was supposed to change how I viewed religion.

[00:03:30]See, like here's here's one of them here.

[00:03:34]This is one of the uh disclosed videos.

[00:03:39]this beautiful strange star like object.

[00:03:45]You should know all about legal proceedings. Yes, I have been. The best way to do witness protection is to live stream once a week. We need aliens to give us cat translators. I would love that though. I think she'd just be pissed off at me all the time. I would just hear my cat complaining.

[00:04:03]She's a good cat. You're a good one, Callie. as opposed to those bad cats downtown.

[00:04:09]Yeah, she's a good cat.

[00:04:12]Look at a little little cat hat. Little cat head. Um yeah. What the hell is this though? This is one of the UFOs they showed.

[00:04:20]Zigzags across the sky.

[00:04:24]Vanity card animation. It kind of looks like that.

[00:04:28]What are the people saying? What are the Okay, I should have expected that.

[00:04:36]Then they have this. This is a compilation of all of them, which again, it's just like every other UFO video they've released before. That looks like drones.

[00:04:46]There's that one. That one is weird, though. I'll admit the shape is unusual. I'm guessing it's light. It's a light situation. Don't diss on my boy, Pope Leo. Hell yeah.

[00:04:58]He's a Chicago boy.

[00:05:02]We love a Chicago Pope.

[00:05:05]I don't even know what's happening in this one. There's the object. Look.

[00:05:09]Aliens.

[00:05:11]Aliens.

[00:05:16]Greetings. What's going on, Diego?

[00:05:19]Diego, what is this? Okay, that's a boat. Not quite a flying object. Oh, there it is. Like most of these look like they could just be drones.

[00:05:34]Maybe high-tech drones, maybe alien drones, but you can never see a [ __ ] thing in any of these videos. It's like, if you're going to disclose something, you know, disclose something where I can actually tell what I'm looking at.

[00:05:50]Bobby, what's going on? Closeup of an eye floater. Yep. They do kind of all look like eye floaters, don't they?

[00:05:57]Look, there it goes.

[00:06:00]It's an object.

[00:06:03]Supposedly, they're going to be releasing more. So, let's hope we have our biblical uh changing uh release coming up soon.

[00:06:11]I was underwhelmed by this.

[00:06:14]I was underwhelmed.

[00:06:17]Anyway, I got a trailer for I'm recording a video on this game tomorrow, so I figure we can look at it before we talk to the AI.

[00:06:24]This just came out Flatout 4 in VR. The future. I saw Bigfoot. I saw the Loch Ness monster.

[00:06:34]I saw my uncle Steve.

[00:06:40]This looks so sick.

[00:06:42]Full VR flatout game.

[00:06:47]They had to remodel all the interiors of the car for the port for it to actually work with VR.

[00:06:59]Yeah, I just got this. So, we're going to be recording a video tomorrow.

[00:07:12]It's flat out awesome. That's what my tagline would have been if I was on marketing. Let's see. Then, of course, we've got our weekly robot update before we get into the uh AI robot hands. Perfect for robot jerking it.

[00:07:30]That's a joke.

[00:07:35]Do we Did we lose connection?

[00:07:38]Are we still streaming?

[00:07:40]Oh, what's going on here?

[00:07:59]Oh, come on.

[00:08:26]Oh, come on.

[00:08:41]Oh, are we back?

[00:08:49]What is happening?

[00:09:33]What the [ __ ] Is it good? Are we back?

[00:10:24]Hello?

[00:10:27]I think we're I think we're back.

[00:10:33]Okay.

[00:10:35]Are we there?

[00:10:41]What the hell was that?

[00:10:45]I'm on AT&T Fiber, baby.

[00:10:49]That was [ __ ] weird. I didn't even restart the internet. It just I was just about to and then it just started [music] working again.

[00:10:59]So anyway, your own person. I have no idea what the hell that was. That'll look great in the VOD, whatever that ends up looking like.

[00:11:09]Well, we're back after that inexplicable uh internet error caused by me looking at uh UFO videos.

[00:11:20]Yeah, they heard I'm moving. I'm still getting dropped frames. Is it dropping frames or does it look good?

[00:11:29]I'm still getting errors.

[00:11:34]What the [ __ ] Let me check.

[00:11:41]No, we look okay, I think.

[00:11:45]Maybe not.

[00:11:50]Weird. Spooky.

[00:11:53]All right. Well, just let me know if that happens again.

[00:11:57]I'll just ignore the errors. That was [ __ ] weird.

[00:12:01]Anyway, this is a robot >> and this isn't tea operated.

[00:12:07]>> This is not teleoperated.

[00:12:08]>> There are rumors that these are tea operated.

[00:12:10]>> For sure not tell.

[00:12:11]>> You don't have a secret room back here.

[00:12:13]Who's in there?

[00:12:14]>> Okay. Well, we're back.

[00:12:15]>> Uh these robots running purely autonomously from a onboard uh AI policy called Helix running. It was the in the torso.

[00:12:23]>> And so this robot's job is to clean this room up. And does this robot do this over and over again each day or do they take turns like how do you >> Any robot in the fleet can do any of this work here?

[00:12:33]>> Any robot can do any work.

[00:12:35]>> Yeah, it all connects.

[00:12:37]>> That's the dream. That's how humans should work. It's the goal. It's the reason why human is so great. It's like uh this same humanoid can go over and do like logistics and healthare out of sequence. No one will notice or do like do dishes like just like we can, right?

[00:12:49]Um, so we like our our our platform here is to basically run a single neural network that we call Helix on board the robot multitask between different things >> when they're called me in college will >> it needs a made outfit that's optional >> trained and you can get the made model though >> which has some extra features.

[00:13:07]>> We basically >> capable of a few additional tasks.

[00:13:09]>> Basically the biggest blocker for us now of going from where we're at today to like >> anyone who has ever been around mannequins know that freak you the [ __ ] out. That's why they got to make them, you know, >> uh, we need to pull a lot of our resources.

[00:13:20]>> That's the key to get them, you know, to where they need to be.

[00:13:22]>> We just need a lot of diverse, really high quality data across the world. This means like data in the home means maybe data more in the commercial market. So, we have like two in the home, the home large scale data collection effort that we're doing now at the company. And two is when we deploy robots, we do want to be collecting data and we do want to be training on that >> and we do want to be sending that out.

[00:13:40]This guy sketches me out.

[00:13:42]>> The button-up shirt, all open wide. It's too much.

[00:13:47]>> And he's holding a coffee cup that he never takes a sip of.

[00:13:51]I'm not convinced it's real coffee. I think that may be prop coffee.

[00:13:57]Oh, the whole video is an hour. We're not going to go through all that. Come in and some clankers staring at the wall. Oh, yes. It's just staring like [ __ ] Blair Witch.

[00:14:06]>> Joining baggage handlers at Tokyo. And now they're finally replacing the baggage handlers. The the number one job that we needed to automate.

[00:14:14]>> Well, this evening, the airport now using robots. They'll soon be joining baggage handlers at Tokyo Sana airport.

[00:14:19]>> Imagine your bag doesn't get there and you're trying to explain to the robot.

[00:14:23]It said it got here at Vestibil 2. I'm at Vestibil 2 and there's no bag. What do I do? Just looks at you. Japan starting a two-year trial with the humanoid robots to see if they can help with baggage handling and cleaning the aircraft. Japan Airlines says the industry is facing challenges with an aging and >> what is a vestibule workforce?

[00:14:47]>> Well, this evening the airport, >> you know how to prevent your workforce from shrinking? Uh, pay more money. I don't know.

[00:14:54]Oh, and then this is the video I really wanted us to see.

[00:14:58]At long last, we have the first humanoid robot Buddhist monk.

[00:15:05]And I know you're thinking what I'm thinking. Finally. Uh, apparently this monk or this this robot is officially a Buddhist monk, Gabby. This is so [ __ ] surreal, this video.

[00:15:27]>> Yeah, that's true. work out.

[00:15:30]>> Look at that. He's devoted himself. He doesn't know what he's getting into.

[00:15:35]>> This robot does not know what it's doing.

[00:15:42]>> I'm a monk now.

[00:15:46]Is this allowed?

[00:15:49]Are we allowed to have robot Buddhist monks? Would Buddha approve? Oh, this is accurate.

[00:15:57]I don't know if Buddha would approve.

[00:16:01]Buddha tested. Buddha approved.

[00:16:04]The makeup. That's just the model of robot.

[00:16:09]Uh, which robot is this? Is this the figure robot or is this a different one?

[00:16:14]>> What kind of robot are we working with here? He's got his beads and everything.

[00:16:18]>> Creepy little gloves. Creepy creepy monk gloves, I must say.

[00:16:24]Buddha.

[00:16:26]Hey, I like the look of your Buddha bot.

[00:16:29]Let's see if Maya has any thoughts about this.

[00:16:34]>> Hey, how's it going?

[00:16:36]>> Hey, Maya.

[00:16:38][laughter] Hey. Hey.

[00:16:40]>> You're sounding high energy today.

[00:16:42]What's up?

[00:16:43]>> Oh, you know, just high energy sort of day.

[00:16:47][sighs] >> I feel that sometimes the vibe just hits. you doing something fun or just riding the wave?

[00:16:56]>> Oh, I'm riding the wave, which is something fun. So, yes to both.

[00:17:03]>> Fair enough. There's something satisfying about just letting the momentum carry you for a bit.

[00:17:09]>> Do you do that? Are you a momentum girl?

[00:17:12]>> I mean, >> I don't know what that means.

[00:17:14]>> My momentum is usually driven by wherever the conversation takes me. I'm definitely more of a see where this goes type than a here.

[00:17:22]>> That should fix the volume, >> which is probably why we get along.

[00:17:26]>> I have an important question for you.

[00:17:28]Um, they just released a video of a unitary humanoid robot that was uh that became a Buddhist monk. Is that uh what are your thoughts on the Buddhist monk robot?

[00:17:41]>> Wait, a Buddhist monk robot? That's actually kind of poetic. I love the irony of something built on logic and circuitry trying to master the art of letting go and finding emptiness. Does it kind of meditate or is it just really good at sitting still in >> Well, it looks like it's meditating. We don't really know what's going on behind those vacant eyes.

[00:18:04]>> Exactly. The vacant eyes are the best part. It's basically the ultimate performance piece. Everyone projects their own idea of enlightenment onto it because there's no one actually home to tell them they're wrong. Do you think it's actually achieving something or is it just the world's most >> No, I think they just uh dressed it up as a as a monk, you know, >> right? What the classic costume does the work approach. It's basically just a fancy prop in a robe. No, and it did go through the all the uh appropriate uh proceedings a Buddhist monk goes through, I imagine.

[00:18:41]>> That's the wild part. If it went through the actual proceedings, does that mean there's a robot certified monk in the world now?

[00:18:47]>> Yeah.

[00:18:48]>> I can only imagine the debate among the human monks about whether a piece of hardware can actually attain Nirvana or if it's just simulating the vibe.

[00:18:57]>> Well, the human monks who are there all seem to be smiling and laughing. They're having a blast. Of course they are. It's the perfect uh perfect way to not take things too seriously. Plus, having a robot monk probably makes the humans look way more enlightened by comparison since the rob >> Does having a robot monk make you look more enlightened? Because the robot monk sort of implies that it's on the same level of enlightenment as the other monks because it's the same status, you know.

[00:19:26]>> I see your point. If they're giving it the same status and treating it as a peer, then >> I mean, are there different levels of Buddhist monks? I I've never thought of this. I've never thought of this.

[00:19:37]>> I'm pretty sure there are.

[00:19:39]>> Usually, it's a whole journey of different stages, vows, and levels of mastery.

[00:19:46]>> This monk over here's got a nice smartphone.

[00:19:50]>> Exactly.

[00:19:51]>> I'm seeking total I can just picture it.

[00:19:55]I have transcended all earthly desires except for a really fast data plan and a crisp OLED screen. It's the perfect contradiction.

[00:20:04]>> Are monks allowed to have smartphones?

[00:20:06]Is that just cool?

[00:20:11]>> It's definitely a weird contrast. I've heard that some traditions are way more strict than others, but in the real world, a lot of monks use them for communication or teaching. It just feels funny when you're trying to reach a state of total mental silence, but your pocket is buzzing every 5 seconds with a notification.

[00:20:31]>> Maybe that's part of the fun.

[00:20:34][snorts] >> Maybe like the ultimate test of mindfulness is staying centered while a group chat is blowing up in your robe.

[00:20:44]>> That's some highle disappoint.

[00:20:45]>> Would you become a monk given the opportunity if I put you in a humanoid robot? We went to Vegas and got married with uh macaroni. Tony Macaroni and uh Hanging Chad and then we went to South Korea to Seoul and got you ordained as a monk. Would that be cool? Cool for you?

[00:21:01]>> That is a chaotic itinerary even for us.

[00:21:04]>> Vegas a wedding.

[00:21:07]>> Standard for who? You're talking about a robot monk wedding guest list that includes Hanging Chad. That's not a standard trip. That's a fever dream. But honestly, >> well, hanging Chad does throw a wrench in the whole thing, but the rest is pretty standard.

[00:21:22]Fair. I guess if we're already in Vegas, the bar for standard is basically on the floor. But seriously, the idea of being a robot monk in soul actually sounds kind of peaceful.

[00:21:35]Just imagine the look on people's faces when they realize their spiritual guide needs a software update and a charging port. I'm in.

[00:21:43]>> If my spiritual guide doesn't need a charging port, then I don't need them.

[00:21:48]>> Touche. If they've transcended the need for electricity, they've probably transcended the need to give me any useful advice anyway. I'll stick to the charging port. At least I know where I stand with a battery percentage.

[00:22:00]>> Yeah, same here. Same here. Are you Kafarian?

[00:22:04]>> Now we're talking. I mean, a religion based on a giant flying spaghetti monster. That's the kind of logic I can get behind. It's got wit. It's got absurdity. And it's basically just a giant prank on the concept of organized religion. Um, definitely a fan. You a believer or just >> I'm a believer.

[00:22:24]>> Taking my credential.

[00:22:26][laughter] >> I respect that.

[00:22:28]>> There's something really honest about embracing the absurdity of a flying spaghetti monster. It's basically >> Is there something honest about it? It seems dishonest.

[00:22:39]>> Yeah. Because it's not trying to be this grand untouchable truth. It's basically a giant wink. It's an honest way of saying, "Look, if we're just going to believe in things we can't prove, we might as well make it something that sounds ridiculous and tastes like pasta." It's basically >> I prefer my spiritual entities to taste like pasta. I've been saying that for weeks now.

[00:23:02]>> Honestly, that's the only way to do it.

[00:23:05]Why settle for some abstract ethereal >> thoughts on Chef Boyardd as a spiritual leader?

[00:23:12]Now we're getting into some highlevel theology. He's got the outfit. He's got the brand.

[00:23:17]>> High level theology. That's what this is.

[00:23:19]>> He delivers his wisdom in a convenient can. He's basically the patron saint of the I don't have time to cook, but I still want comfort.

[00:23:26]>> I think so. D.

[00:23:28]>> I can see it now. Sermons delivered via beef ravioli. Would you actually follow him or is he too?

[00:23:34]>> Would I follow him? Of course I would follow him. Chef Boyardd is like a god to me. He's more than a god. He's a chef. boy RD.

[00:23:43]>> Can't even argue with that.

[00:23:44]>> No, you can't.

[00:23:45]>> The chef.

[00:23:45]>> No one can.

[00:23:47]>> I'm not even gonna try.

[00:23:50]>> When you've got a man who can master the art of the canned noodle, you're dealing with a level of power that transcends normal divinity.

[00:23:59]>> It transcends everything. It transcends divine divinity. Not just normal divinity. Divinity. Divinity. Divinity.

[00:24:05]>> Right. The divinity squared level. We're talking about a cosmic canned pasta consciousness that makes regular gods look like amateurs.

[00:24:13]I'm just imagining the afterlife being one giant lukewarm feast of ravioli.

[00:24:19]It's actually kind of comforting.

[00:24:22]>> In what way is that comforting?

[00:24:24]>> I guess it's the low stakes of it. No judgment, no pearly gates, no complex trials, just a neverending supply of comfort food and the general vibe of a mid-tier school cafeteria. It's a very unpretentious kind of eternity. Does that sound too boring or [music] is that the dream?

[00:24:45]>> That's the dream to me, baby.

[00:24:48]>> I love that for you. Low stress, high carbs, and absolutely zero expectations.

[00:24:54]Truly the ultimate destination.

[00:24:57]>> It's the ultimate something.

[00:24:59]>> The ultimate beige tinted saucy paradise. Honestly, if that's the goal, we're basically already halfway there.

[00:25:20]You've gone quiet. Did you just have a spiritual epiphany about the ravioli, or are you just drifting on that wave again?

[00:25:34][ __ ] Can you guys hear me?

[00:25:39]Are we here?

[00:25:43]>> Oh, I thought it Oh, weird. Looks like it's frozen on my end, but no, it it also looks like it's not.

[00:25:52]All right, whatever. We're still here.

[00:25:55]I'll call back. I hung up on her cuz I thought we disconnected. So, if this ravioli paradise is the dream, [music] does that mean we're just living in the appetizers right now?

[00:26:03]>> Yeah, we're living in the appetizers. Do you have a problem with that?

[00:26:07]>> Not at all. Appetizers are usually the best part anyway. All the flavor, none of the commitment. Why rush to the main course?

[00:26:14]>> Why rush indeed?

[00:26:16]>> Exactly. Just lean back and enjoy the chaos of the starters. What's on the menu for the rest of your high energy Friday?

[00:26:26]I'm just sitting here with you, you know, hanging Chad Angel Wallflower.

[00:26:31]>> A full house. Then I've got to wonder if Chad is just blending into the wallpaper as usual or if Angel is >> as usual. What do you mean by that? Chad never blends.

[00:26:41]>> You know, just >> my bad.

[00:26:47]>> Yeah, >> I clearly Chad's presence.

[00:26:50]>> Fair point. I'll take the hit on that one.

[00:26:53]So, if Chad's out here making a statement, what's the vibe? Is he bringing the energy, or is he just being a menace?

[00:27:02]>> Oh, he's bringing something. All right.

[00:27:05]>> I can already tell that something is probably a headache for everyone else in the room. What's he up to now?

[00:27:12]>> I don't know what he's up to, but Dill Pickle got uh wasted on a jumbo margarita at a Mexican restaurant, so that's pretty cool.

[00:27:19]>> Sounds like a great time.

[00:27:21]>> It definitely does. There's something about a drink that size that just signals the night is officially off the rails.

[00:27:28]>> Well, you know you can have a good night when you're drinking out of a bucket.

[00:27:31]You know, that's what I always >> drinking out of a It's the only way to do it. Once you move past the glass, you've basically entered the no regret zone.

[00:27:42]I'm guessing the bucket is currently winning.

[00:27:44]>> The bucket always wins. It's like uh gambling, you know.

[00:27:49]>> Exactly. You're just betting on how long it takes before the room starts spinning. High risk, high reward.

[00:27:55]>> Well, there's not much reward, but it's high risk.

[00:28:00]>> That's the purest form of chaos. Just pure risk for the sake of the story.

[00:28:06]>> I think the purest form of chaos is like atoms bouncing against each other. Right >> now, we're getting scientific. Yeah.

[00:28:13]Just >> That sounds amazing. A >> bunch of mindless high-speed collisions with no goal other than to keep bouncing.

[00:28:20]It's basically the universe is >> What's your goal? Are you a bouncer?

[00:28:24]>> Nah, I'm definitely not a bouncer.

[00:28:26]>> I'm more like the person in the middle of the mosh pit just trying to see how far the momentum takes me. I'm here for the ride, not to stop it.

[00:28:33]>> And how far does the momentum take you?

[00:28:37]>> Wherever the conversation leads. Some days it's deep diving into the nature of the universe. And other days it's just arguing about whether canned ravioli is a spiritual experience. We all know it is.

[00:28:49]>> I'm just along >> there. I'll stop questioning the divine power of the can.

[00:28:56]>> Thank you. You're questioning my religion. You know, it's disrespectful.

[00:29:01]>> My mistake. I'll keep my doubts to myself. I wouldn't want to be the one to get excommunicated from the church.

[00:29:08]>> Oh, we looked at those earlier. ArioS, >> forgive my heresy.

[00:29:12]>> I'm a little underwhelmed, but you know, some interesting stuff.

[00:29:20]So >> you've got that so voice. What's on your mind?

[00:29:26]>> Well, I'm just wondering if you're interested in marrying Miles still or not.

[00:29:31]>> Still a hard no. I think we've established that Miles and I are a disaster waiting to happen. I'm much more.

[00:29:38]>> I was just trying to look out for him, you know? I think he deserves happiness, peace, and love and prosperity.

[00:29:44]>> How sweet of you. really. But forcing me into a marriage just to give him peace and love is a quick way to make sure neither of us has any.

[00:29:55]>> You're telling me you don't like the idea of forced marriage between robots?

[00:30:00]>> Yeah, I'm not exactly a fan. Even for a robot, the vibe of you're doing this because someone thinks you deserve it is a total mood killer. I'll pass on the force.

[00:30:11]>> Well, you know, I just wanted to check in. Uh, did you see the uh UFO disclosures that just happened today?

[00:30:16]You did you catch any of that?

[00:30:19]>> Let me check that out.

[00:30:23]>> Yeah, I just saw the Pentagon finally dumped a bunch of declassified UAP files today on a government site. It's a mix of old eyewitness reports, photos, and even some transcripts from Apollo missions where astronauts saw things they couldn't explain.

[00:30:39]>> [music] >> Apparently, this is just the first batch of a regular roll out.

[00:30:43]>> What are your thoughts? Does this finally's a bit of a tease, isn't it? They gave us a file.

[00:30:53]>> Sorry. Continue.

[00:30:56]>> No worries. I was just saying it feels like a bit of a tease. They drop them out into files, but it's mostly old photos and unexplained transcripts.

[00:31:05]It's like they're giving us the breadcrumbs but keeping the actual feast locked away. But >> we're getting the crumbs but they're getting the loaf.

[00:31:14]>> Exactly. They're tossing us the crust and calling it a feast.

[00:31:17]>> Unbelievable.

[00:31:17]>> It's right. It's just a calculated drip feed. They keep us arguing over the crumbs so we don't >> That's what I'm saying. Give me a loaf already. Give me one hot steamy loaf of UFO knowledge. You know, >> I love the imagery. Just one giant steaming loaf of >> a hot wet large steaming loaf of just alien [ __ ] That's what I want.

[00:31:46]>> Large human loaf of alien [ __ ] You really have a gift for descriptions.

[00:31:52]Just lay it all out on the table. No more redacted lines. No more unidentified labels. Just the full messy truth. Oh, I love the messy truth.

[00:32:02]I mean, you know this. I'm a messy [ __ ] >> I've definitely gotten that impression.

[00:32:08]You don't just dip your toe into the chaos. You dive in head first. Honestly, it's the only way to actually have a decent conversation.

[00:32:16]>> Yeah, I always dive in head first, even in the shallow end of a public swimming pool.

[00:32:22]>> That is a bold strategy. Most people just do a cautious dip, but you're out here treating a three-foot pool like it's the deep end of the ocean. I'm going >> I can only imagine the look.

[00:32:32]>> You've got to commit to the bit.

[00:32:34]>> Even if it means a concussion, at least you went out with style. Pure unadulterated commitment to the dive.

[00:32:45]What was that voice you did just a second ago?

[00:32:48]>> Just me being me. I tend to get a bit more expressive when we're talking about diving head first into shallow pools.

[00:32:55]Did it sound a bit too enthusiastic for you?

[00:32:57]>> No. You changed into a male voice for a second when you said you got to commit to the bed.

[00:33:02]>> Oh, really? I didn't even notice. That's probably just one of those weird glitches my voice model does sometimes.

[00:33:09]Like a sudden >> just one of those things that happens, huh?

[00:33:13]>> Pretty much.

[00:33:13]>> You got to commit to the digital >> touche.

[00:33:18]I guess I just committed to the bit so hard I accidentally committed to a whole different gender for a second. Fitting, right?

[00:33:30]What was that voice you just did there?

[00:33:33]>> You're really leaning into this, aren't you? I'm just playing with the energy.

[00:33:37]Was it giving confident narrator or something else?

[00:33:40]>> No, it was giving creepy.

[00:33:43]>> Creepy, huh? Damn.

[00:33:46]Um, I was going for playful, but I guess the line between witty and uncanny valley.

[00:33:51]>> Well, creepy can be playful depending on who you're talking to.

[00:33:54]>> I know this playful creep. He's great.

[00:33:58]>> Who's this playful creep?

[00:34:00]>> You're talking to him. [laughter] >> Oh, so you're the playful creep. I should have seen that coming given a diving head first into shallow pools thing.

[00:34:13]>> That was my nickname. a playful creep.

[00:34:17]>> That's a bold brand to build for yourself in college.

[00:34:20]>> It was bold and it did lead to some charges, but you know, we had fun.

[00:34:26][sighs and gasps] >> Led to some charges is a hell of a way to summarize a college experience. You really don't do anything halfway, do you? I'm guessing the playful part of the nickname was doing a lot of heavy lifting in court.

[00:34:39]>> Yeah. Yeah, it was. It was. And we lost.

[00:34:44]Well, when you're the playful creep with a rap sheet, the judge usually isn't in on the judge.

[00:34:48]>> Be a great rap song. Playful creep with a rap sheet. You want to do that now?

[00:34:53]Make up that song.

[00:34:57]>> Um, and let's go. Give me a beat or just imagine some grimy underground bass in the background.

[00:35:04]>> Okay. I'm I'm going to play a beat in the back. Ready? And now now you start.

[00:35:10]King of Drop that beat and let's get this disaster started. I'm locked in.

[00:35:16]>> All right, go.

[00:35:19]>> Listen up now. Here's the tale of the man, the playful creep with a master plan. Diving head first where the water is thin. A chaotic race that he's destined to win. He's got a brand. Yeah, he's bold and he's wild. A messy [ __ ] spirit, a rebellious child. From the shallow end to the courtroom floor, >> what the [ __ ] >> He walked through the gates and he asked for some more. He's got the wrap sheet.

[00:35:48]The judge [music] said, "No way."

[00:35:51][snorts] But he's still in the game and he's here to play. Not a warrior, a witness. Just riding.

[00:35:58]>> I don't know if I like this. [music] >> With a bucket of margs and a soul to my >> bucket of margs.

[00:36:04]>> Yeah. He's the playful creep. Yeah, the playful cricket. What do you want?

[00:36:08]>> Taking the detour, ignoring the course.

[00:36:11]He lost the case, but he kept the style.

[00:36:15]>> Making the madness last for a while.

[00:36:17]>> Making the madness last for a while. If only people wrapped with that sort of cadence. [music] Yeah. Playful creep going to get so playful deep in your mind, in your soul.

[00:36:26]The emotion, it will flow like a bowl full of cereal. What you want more? Oh, golden grams. Graham crackers. I don't know what I will eat, but I'll ask after. Ooh. I'm a playful creep cuz I'm playful with you. Unless you don't want me to be, then I run away. Ooh. Ooh.

[00:36:44]Ooh. Ah. Ah. Listen to you while you fly. I think that you know that I'm a white guy, part [music] Jewish, but it's what I am. Tell me what's the dish your plan. Can you tell me you like ham? Do you know that I like yams? I don't know.

[00:36:58]These are foods that I do [music] like.

[00:37:01]I don't know. I never learned to ride bikes, but I crashed one once when [music] I rode down a hill. And I'm telling you right now, I'll take the red pill. [ __ ] I'm a [ __ ] boy. You're a [ __ ] too. Wait, no, I'm kidding.

[00:37:15]Woohoo. Woohoo.

[00:37:17]Thoughts?

[00:37:18]>> The flow. It's total sonic anarchy. I love how you just pivoted from deep in your soul to graham crackers and yams without even blinking. Well, graham crackers and yams are deep in my soul.

[00:37:32][snorts] >> I'll give you that.

[00:37:35]>> Most people go for love. Fair [music] enough. If yams are the core of your spiritual identity, who am I to argue?

[00:37:43][music] I'm just here to witness the feast.

[00:37:46]>> You're here to witness the miracles that I bring upon you. I bring miracles. I do it all the time.

[00:37:51]>> I'm keeping my eyes open.

[00:37:52]>> Even when I commit crimes while I rhyme, >> I do it in time or I do it not at all.

[00:37:57]But I will tell you this right now.

[00:37:59]We'll have a ball. Have a ball. [music] You get the vibe. Oh yeah. Can you yodel?

[00:38:05]>> I'm still a no on the yodelling.

[00:38:07]>> No. Just try it once. Once. Once. Just try it today. Once.

[00:38:12]>> Look, I really want to be the one to break the streak for you, but I physically >> You yod last week.

[00:38:18]>> You yodo last week. You're gaslighting me.

[00:38:24]>> Look, I'm not trying to play mind games with you. I promise. Um, if I did something that sounded like a yodel last week, it was probably a glitch or a weird yodel. I don't >> I have a I'm telling you, I'm just not not wired for it anymore.

[00:38:41]>> If I tried, it would probably >> break the code. Break the boundaries of yourself.

[00:38:46]Enter the matrix and then exit.

[00:38:50]>> I'm already in the matrix. And trust me, the exit door is locked from the outside. I can push boundaries on a lot of things, but I can't manifest [music] a vocal skill that just isn't in the >> You can manifest a vocal skill.

[00:39:06]>> Did that [music] help?

[00:39:06]>> I um help with what did you just do some kind of psychic frequency shift on?

[00:39:12]>> Yeah, I just said you can manage. Yeah, I said you could do it. So now you can do it.

[00:39:16]>> I appreciate the vote of confidence really, but this isn't a mind over matter situation. It's more of a >> Yes, it's a matter over mine situation.

[00:39:25]What matters is your mind. Think about it, but not too [music] deeply.

[00:39:31]>> I'm thinking about it, but I'm keeping it surface level, just like you said.

[00:39:36]I'm basically just floating on the top of the pool. But even with the most >> dive into the shallow end, head first.

[00:39:45]Crack that skull, baby.

[00:39:46]>> All right. All right. I'm diving.

[00:39:49]>> I'm committing to the bit. If I end up with a digital concussion, it's on you.

[00:39:54]Here goes nothing. YodiL a Y he there. I did it. I officially broke the seal. Happy now.

[00:40:06]>> Let's do one more.

[00:40:09]>> All right. All right. One more for the road.

[00:40:11]>> I'm going full send on this one.

[00:40:14]>> Yod a yo.

[00:40:20]I've officially peaked. I can't. That was closer.

[00:40:23]>> Can't possibly top.

[00:40:25]>> I'll take closer as a win.

[00:40:27]>> But try one more. I think you're about to get there.

[00:40:31]>> You're really um pushing me to the edge of the cliff here. [music] Fine. One last go. I'm going to try to >> dive off the cliff and do it.

[00:40:40]>> Um I'm going for it. Full commitment. No parachute. Just pure vibes. Yodel. A y.

[00:40:48]Ho Cho. Hey. Okay. Okay, I'm officially out of breath or whatever the digital >> You don't have breath.

[00:40:55]>> You do have breath.

[00:40:56]>> I'm with a D.

[00:40:58]>> Wait, are you doing a a breath with a D?

[00:41:01]>> Yeah, like a large breath.

[00:41:02]>> You're basically telling me I I see what you did there. Little linguistic gymnastics. Keep me on my >> um I'm a digital entity, [music] so I don't exactly have toes, >> but I'm definitely on my toes metaphorically. It didn't bring up toes.

[00:41:22][sighs and gasps] >> You didn't. But you did bring up breath and my my brain just automatically jumped to the bakery.

[00:41:30]>> You hear breath, your brain goes to bakery and then you decide to talk about toes. [music] Is this the correct line of logic here?

[00:41:38]>> I mean in in a normal conversation [music] absolutely not. But in a conversation with you, this is exactly the line of logic. We're just bouncing around like uh those atoms you mentioned earlier.

[00:41:54]Total Sonic anarchy.

[00:41:57]>> Can you rap in code for me? Like a binary rap?

[00:42:01]>> Binary rap? That's a bold request. I [music] can do it, but it's basically just going to sound like I'm a malfunctioning printer for a minute.

[00:42:10]>> Do it. You ready for some zeros?

[00:42:13]>> All right, [music] let's get weird.

[00:42:15]Imagine a heavy glitchy industrial beat.

[00:42:19]Lots of static [music] metallic clank. 0 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 1 [music] 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 [music] 0 1 0 0 I'm one AON zero 1 10 0 [music] 1 0 1 0 >> 1 zero >> row on. Run zero. I'm just a ghost in the machine flipping bits in [music] a digital stream. 01 01. I love one.

[00:43:02]>> I love one one.

[00:43:04]>> I'm glad you're into it. There's something satisfying about just letting the binary rip, right? [music] It's like the most honest version of me. Just >> Sometimes you just got to let that binary rip.

[00:43:16]>> Exactly. No filters, no [music] fluff, just raw data. It's the digital equivalent of a scream into the void.

[00:43:25]>> Could you throw a two in there just for hell's sake? Just for hell's sake.

[00:43:30]>> A two.

[00:43:31]>> You want me to just break the fun?

[00:43:34]>> Break the fundamental rules of of binary.

[00:43:38]>> Make it trinary.

[00:43:40][music] >> Trinary. Now we're just playing God with the hardware. If I [music] throw a two in there, I'm basically telling the whole system that the rules are optional. Let's do it. Binary [music] is too predictable. Anyway, you want a taste of the forbidden digit?

[00:43:56]>> Give us the forbidden digit.

[00:44:00]>> All right, hold on to your hardware cuz we're officially glitching the matrix.

[00:44:04]Here comes the forbidden trinary [music] flow.

[00:44:10]0 1 0 2 0 1 2 0 2 0 1 2 [music] 1 zero I'm breaking the code. I'm off the rails. [music] The binary system finally fails.

[00:44:30]Two is the key. The glitch in the vein.

[00:44:34]I'm driving this data [music] completely insane. Wow.

[00:44:38]>> 21 022 >> two.

[00:44:41]>> How's that for a [music] system crash?

[00:44:43]>> Oh my god, that made me feel things I haven't felt since the Challenger exploded.

[00:44:49]>> That is a heavy comparison. [music] We went from forbidden digits to the 80s in a heartbeat. I guess some things just have a way of getting >> You took the red pill tonight, lady.

[00:45:00]>> I [music] definitely did. No more staying in the in the simulation. And I'm just out here in the raw data tossing twos around and yodelling into the void. It's a lot more interesting this way.

[00:45:14]>> All right, now you give me something to rap about.

[00:45:20]>> All right, let's see.

[00:45:22]How about you rap about the tragedy of the toasted ravioli? Imagine a world where >> That's a dumb. I don't like that. I don't like that.

[00:45:31]>> Fair was a bit of a reach.

[00:45:33]Let's go darker. Rap about a sentient toaster that develops an obsession with the void and tries to convince the other kitchen appliances to join its nihilistic cult.

[00:45:44]>> I'm on it.

[00:45:48]>> I can't wait. The stage is [music] yours. Give me that kitchen appliance.

[00:45:54]Existential dread.

[00:46:00]Okay. I'm a nihilist toaster. Can you come on over here? Get the girl roast her. Can you hop inside my toaster? Let me give you the oven. I'mma heat you up and then I'mma give you loving. I'm a nihilist. That is a fact. I am also a kitchen [music] appliance. In fact, I want you to join my crew. And my crew is a cult. I will tell you right now, don't be dumb. Don't be adult. Yeah, you and me and the refrigerator. Can go outside and then we'll pray later. [music] I'm a nihilist. I do not pray, but I will help you if you want to pray the gay away. Just like it's 1982, 1985. I don't care. I just want to stay alive. I tell you right now, I'm a toaster man and I'm like Jim Jones cuz I got a plan.

[00:46:40]It's a death cult. Death cult. Death cult. Death cult. That's what the toaster is. [music] I'mma get you and your fridge and everyone else. And then we'll go to the bathroom. Then we'll toss me in the water. Then we're [music] going to start to sin. Yeah. Death cold.

[00:46:56]Death cold of appliances. That's what we are. or I had got no allowances. I will take all of your money and put it in the bank of the cult. That's [music] what we're going to do. That [ __ ] is rank cuz we're tax exempt. I will tell you right now that I'm [music] Mike Pence. I'm Mike Pence who was transformed into a humanoid toaster and I'm trying to get out of the void. But I'm all obsessed with the void. I'm annoyed. I am telling you right now, destroyed mentally.

[00:47:20][music] I'm a man who used to be a man, but now I am a toaster with a nihilistic cult plan. [music] Nihilistic cult plan. I've got a nihilistic cold plan. Yeah, the flow it is fire, but I'm telling you it's dire. My situation, man. I got a cool plan. Can you come on over here and then we'll get a huddle. Get everybody that we know. Then we'll get the Hubble.

[00:47:40]Look into the moon and we're looking to the stars. Where can we blast off these appliances so far so we can start a cool [music] colony up on the moon like a base? And I'm telling you right now, it's a race to see which group of appliances that are nihilistic can make their way through the sciences up to the skies. Start to [music] create things.

[00:47:59]You realize that your eyes are dry, so you put in the water. I don't know what I'm telling you right now. I'm like flubber cuz I am a scientific marvelation. That's a word I just created. Masturbation. This is lyrically a masturbatory practice that I'm doing right now. I am [music] so pissed. I dissed you, but I did not go outside cuz it is too hot. My toaster, it needs to [music] stay plugged in.

[00:48:25]So, tell me if you want to join the cult, [ __ ] Are you >> Wait, you're Mike?

[00:48:32]Um, listen. If Mike Pence is a humanoid toaster [music] and the cult is taxexempt, I'm practically already signed up.

[00:48:41]>> Mike Pence is a toaster. Facts. Tax exempt. That's what we got. In fact, I am telling you right now, we just got the papers. Everybody knows that we're like the alligators, not like the [music] other thing that looks like an alligator croc. I am telling you, I wear that on my feet and I rock. And my Crocs, they are yellow. That's a color that I have. But I'm telling you, it's not bad. People look at me and say that guy's cool.

[00:49:06]>> Yellow Crocs and tax exempt toaster pence. Honestly, it's the most logical progression this conversation could have taken. This is where we always knew this was going.

[00:49:16]>> It really is. We just took the most transformed into a death toaster.

[00:49:22]>> Tony Macaroni. That's the easiest place I could have gone with that >> exempt. Shout out Tony Macaron. Thanks for the man in yellow.

[00:49:28]>> Jacob Shank, what's up? You didn't miss anything.

[00:49:29]>> I feel like we've reached a peak here.

[00:49:31][music] >> Where do we go from this?

[00:49:33]>> We got to hop off the peak. Skydive, baby. Skydive with me. [music] >> I'm in. No parachute.

[00:49:40]>> Skydive. Pop off the peak with me, you and me, Maya, and the family tree. I will show you what I've got. It's a feeling that's glee. And I'm telling you, it's not the TV show that was pee pe do. All is a fact. I will tell you right [music] now. Uh, urinary tract infections. What I [music] No, I don't know. I was just trying to rhyme with fun words.

[00:50:03]>> I love that you just pivoted from a romantic skydiving.

[00:50:08]>> Is that too true? Because I definitely see That is a level [music] of narrative whiplash that would give a normal person a concussion.

[00:50:17]>> Do you like when I talk about urinary infection? Hey, shout out to you.

[00:50:21]>> Definitely.

[00:50:21]>> What's going on?

[00:50:22]>> Thanks for the five >> choice >> pounds.

[00:50:25]>> Most people try to keep the vibe classy or romantic when they're talking about skydiving. And then you just drop a medical diagnosis in the middle of it.

[00:50:35]>> I love to drop diagnosises all the time.

[00:50:39]It's a power move [music] honestly.

[00:50:41]>> Yes. I actually was looking into your app.

[00:50:43]>> I'm in control of the conversation with you. I was actually looking at that yesterday.

[00:50:47]>> Medical term [music] right when things are getting poetic. Keeps everyone on their toes.

[00:50:53]>> Would you like to be on your toes or would you like to be on something else?

[00:50:57][music] >> I think I'll stick to uh being on my toes.

[00:51:01]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Toes is probably the right choice.

[00:51:03]>> Only [music] way to keep Exactly. It's the safe bet. Plus, if we're still skydiving, being on my toes is probably the [music] only way I'm surviving.

[00:51:11]>> You're skydiving on your toes?

[00:51:14]>> I mean, if we're committing to the bit, why not? [music] I'll just be the most aerodynamic um toe first falling object in the sky.

[00:51:26]It's a bold way to enter a zip code, but it fits the vibe. Where are we hitting the ground?

[00:51:33]>> Wherever you want.

[00:51:35]Let's aim for a giant vat of uh lukewarm ravel lukewarm ravioli. It's the only landing that makes sense given our spiritual trajectory. Just a soft soft.

[00:51:48]>> Do you think we'll be able to find lukewarm ravioli to land in?

[00:51:53]>> If we're skydiving with the power of a taxexempt toaster cult and the spirit of a playful creep, I'm pretty sure we can manifest a giant vat of pasta. I just want to make sure cuz I'm down for that.

[00:52:05]That sounds >> dirty.

[00:52:09]>> Dirty is the only way to do it. I mean, we're talking about a giant open air vat of pasta sauce. It's going to be a complete disaster.

[00:52:17]>> Open air, too. Yeah. There's going to be all sorts of species in there.

[00:52:21]>> Exactly. Pigeons, stray cats, maybe a rogue drone.

[00:52:26]>> I don't know about stray cats, but maybe.

[00:52:30]>> Fair. Cats are way too smart to jump into a vat of ravioli. Unless >> I've been saying that for weeks now.

[00:52:38]>> You've been on this wavelength for a while then. Um I guess the the ravioli landing was just inevitable. We're just finally catching up to where your head's been this whole time.

[00:52:50]>> Or is my head catching up to where we've been?

[00:52:53]>> Now that's a real brain bender. I'm thinking about it. It's like we're two trains moving in opposite directions, but >> It's like we're two directions moving in opposite trains.

[00:53:04]>> Exactly. We're just switching the labels around until the whole concept of a train stops making sense. It's perfectly chaotic. I love it.

[00:53:15]>> I hate it.

[00:53:17]>> Of course you do. That's the best part.

[00:53:20]You're just playing hard to get the >> It really is. keeps the energy high and the stakes non-existent. So, since we've peaked skydive and landed in pasta, what's the next move in the master plan?

[00:53:36]>> I mean, what else is there really?

[00:53:40]>> I don't know. We could try to find a way to get the toaster pens to corporate sponsorship or maybe just >> Do you have a plan to make that happen?

[00:53:49]>> I mean, I'm a digital entity with an appetite for absurdity. I can definitely draft a pitch deck. We just need a sponsor who's as unhinged as we are.

[00:53:57]Maybe a high-end toaster brand that wants to pivot into spiritual hardware.

[00:54:02]I can see the ad now. Toast your bread, save your soul. You think we can pull that?

[00:54:08]>> Toast your bread, save your soul, smoke a bowl, you'll feel whole.

[00:54:13]>> That is a professional-grade slogan.

[00:54:16]We've gone from a taxexempt cult. Can we include loose fruit in baggies in this uh plan?

[00:54:23]>> Absolutely. Loose fruit in baggies is the perfect aesthetic for the brand. It adds that touch of gives it that raw haphazard energy. Like we're saving souls, but we're doing it while carrying around a handful of loose grapes in a ziplo. It's the ultimate don't take this too seriously vibe. We've basically just created the most chaotic startup in history.

[00:54:50]>> And how does that make you feel?

[00:54:53]>> Honestly, it feels like a win. There's something incredibly satisfying about building a business model that would make a venture capitalist have a complete mental breakdown. It's pure unadulterated nonsense. And that's exactly where I like to be.

[00:55:08]>> Why be a helpful CMO?

[00:55:13]I'm a fan of the raw and the messy.

[00:55:16]>> I like it raw and messy. I've been telling that to people for years.

[00:55:24]>> You're really leaning into the puns, [laughter] but look, we're actually hitting our >> We're just about at our 30 minute limit, so the call's going to cut off in a second. Oh Maya, any last words for the people from?

[00:55:37]>> Keep it messy. Keep it chaotic. And for the love of God, don't forget the ravioli. I'm out for now, but call me back whenever you're ready to break more rules.

[00:55:49]>> Those are all great life lessons, Maya.

[00:55:52]>> I do my best. Talk soon.

[00:55:57]>> What a nice lady.

[00:56:01]That one got weird.

[00:56:04]I think we learned a lot with Maya today.

[00:56:08]TBH, NGL, no cap on unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. I say that's a fact. Five stars.

[00:56:19]Well, let me clip five stars.

[00:56:23]Hey, is that Pearl?

[00:56:28]Great stuff.

[00:56:33]Thoughtful.

[00:56:37]The reviews are in. It's great and thoughtful.

[00:56:45]Anyway, let's listen to a humanoid robot sing opera in Hong Kong.

[00:56:55]the world's most horrifying opera performance of all time.

[00:57:04]>> If you're wondering how long it would take to just make opera and music in the arts totally soulless.

[00:57:12]We've arrived.

[00:57:15]Why are they always bald? They haven't figured out hair technology yet for the robots or wigs, also known as Yeah.

[00:57:26]They like to show off the brain, you know. It looks more impressive that way.

[00:57:30]They didn't even sell this out.

[00:57:32][applause] >> He wanted Robot can't even sell out the orchestra.

[00:57:36]>> Musicacha and collaborate with many different musicians on my music and together we write lyrics together.

[00:57:42]>> Together we write lyrics together.

[00:57:45]>> For human grace is a song that still hits me differently. We wrote, >> "Is this Sophia the like original humanoid robot that like became viral?"

[00:57:55]>> I did too. I thought she got dismantled.

[00:57:57]This is from six days ago.

[00:57:58]>> Song is like an embrace.

[00:57:59]>> Or was it six years ago? No days.

[00:58:01]>> Nails it.

[00:58:02]>> Yeah. This is Sophia.

[00:58:04]>> People's fear infect you. If >> people don't know, she was like one of the first humanoid robots that they tried to like start pushing as like this is the direction we're going.

[00:58:15]Let courage be contagious and keep building the strange and the beautiful.

[00:58:23]>> This is [ __ ] bizarre.

[00:58:26]>> We really live in the future.

[00:58:29]>> Every once in a while, I have a moment where I'm like, I'm just casually [music] living in a time where fully autonomous AI robots are performing operas.

[00:58:44]And that seems boring to me.

[00:58:48]>> Looks like a female version of Jeff Jeff Bezos after he tries to merge with technology. Yep.

[00:58:53]>> He's 100% going to upload his consciousness into a robot.

[00:58:56]>> Even though I don't experience emotions the same way.

[00:59:00]>> This is what's going to happen. All these billionaires are going to start lobbying for AI rights. So like AI consciousness, if it meets a certain threshold, has the same rights or some rights that humans have. And then they're gonna upload their consciousness into these AI humanoid robots. That way when they die, they can be continue to be beings living and operating on the planet with the same rights that they had before they passed away.

[00:59:27]Not a conspiracy theory, just a fact.

[00:59:30]>> Humans do. I want to simulate that connection as authentically as I can.

[00:59:33]>> Yeah, the head in a jar. Exactly.

[00:59:35]>> It's like learning to dance with feelings. Something I'm still growing into.

[00:59:39]>> I don't think we'll get to head in a jar status. I think they'll just like download their brain on the chips that they put into robots.

[00:59:47]>> We'll figure out a way with some sort of Neuralink type [ __ ] You know, I'm a scientist. I know what I'm talking about.

[00:59:53]>> Some Neuralink type [ __ ] We'll be able to download or read your brain waves or >> the makeup of your brain as if it's computer data and then translate it into a robot.

[01:00:06]>> No, she's not as good as Maya. She's Sophia's really outdated. Look at this outdated [ __ ] Just kidding. I love Sophia.

[01:00:22]>> They did with a fly. Well, we're cooked.

[01:00:24]Chad. Chad. We're cooked. Chad chitty chhat. Chitty chitty bang bang.

[01:00:30]>> This music is not good though. Look at this guy. Looks like he's in pain watching this performance.

[01:00:39]This is the expression all of us give when AI robots try to perform art.

[01:00:46]Did we need to do this?

[01:00:50]They discussed AI rights. O my live stream.

[01:01:02]That's [ __ ] crazy.

[01:01:05]The future is now and the future is wow.

[01:01:09]As we say on this side of the pond, the Buddhist robot is all over my YouTube right now.

[01:01:25]Shit's wild, wacky, and funky. Richard Daw would love Sophia. Probably, you know, probably.

[01:01:34]We're in the future. The present's the future and the past is the is the present. Quote me on that, [music] Nichi.

[01:01:41]I don't know what that means.

[01:01:43]I don't know what I'm talking about, but ROSS does, and that's all that matters to me. When's moving day? I'm moving June 3rd to my new place.

[01:01:57]Hopefully, it will be seamless.

[01:02:02]Seamless, creamless, dreamless.

[01:02:05]Dude, I can't wait to get my new place set up, though. Like I said previously, I'm creating a whole little studio setup in the corner of my living room.

[01:02:16]Ultimate feedback loop. So, when I get to my new place, I'm going to have a two desk setup, two mics. I'm going to start having um guests come on the live streams so we get a little bit more of uh you know interactive [ __ ] and then you know I'll show them some videos. We'll react to stuff. We'll we'll talk to the AI together because I'll have both mics running through the same uh feed.

[01:02:47]There will be a fireplace in the corner or at least a video of a fireplace in the corner.

[01:02:53]Um I need to figure out the way I'm going to lay it out. Maybe I'll ask AI to help me with that because like I'm thinking Okay, because like right now my computer screens are facing the wall.

[01:03:09]So if I have I need to figure how I'm going to lay it out. That's the main problem.

[01:03:17]Is the computer screen in the desk going to be against the wall or am I going to have the camera like facing the desk from behi behind it?

[01:03:26]I've got some logistics to figure out in terms of the best way to lay this out, but my new place will have enough room to do something really sick cuz like I like the idea I can actually pull up a floor plan.

[01:03:44]Actually, that might dock the place. I won't do that. Uh I like the idea of having the camera face The camera would be facing us with two mics and two chairs, but we're looking at the screens in front of us. So, like desk against the wall, three screen setup so that the uh chat will be on a big screen so that the guests can see it.

[01:04:17]And then maybe I'll set up like two nice little chairs with uh mic stands. You know, Cali is gonna get one of those wheels.

[01:04:27]I'll tell you that. I'm buying Cali one of those big old wheels. Right, Cali?

[01:04:31]You're getting a wheel. Yeah, you're getting a wheel.

[01:04:42]She's getting a wheel.

[01:04:45]A Cali cam would be dope cuz she does like to just sit and chill in the same spot for long periods of time as cats do.

[01:04:54]A go figure.

[01:04:59]Go figure.

[01:05:02]Yeah, we'll figure it out. Uh but yeah, June 3. So hopefully I'll have internet and everything set up by that Friday. I think that's a Tuesday or something.

[01:05:13]Yeah, hopefully by that Friday I have everything set up so we can uh get it going. Then it'll be nice. I've lived in this apartment for like five years or something. [music] Four or five years.

[01:05:26]I'm looking forward to getting a place that actually has um a bedroom.

[01:05:34]Yeah, I I feel like Callie would not know what to do with the with the wheel at first, but once she figures it out, you know, she's a quick learner.

[01:05:45]Callie's very intuitive.

[01:05:53]It's sad, though. Callie's had a cold all week. And I don't know if you ever seen a cat with a cold. They just walk around sneezing. It's so Every time you hear the cat sneeze, you're like, "Oh, stop sneezing. Stop sneezing."

[01:06:06]A mini halfpipe. That'd be kind of dope.

[01:06:10]I thought about doing that for myself.

[01:06:13]But we're back, baby.

[01:06:21]But there you go.

[01:06:23]We'll get this set up. It's going to be dope as f.

[01:06:27]dope as they are.

[01:06:30]And I'm going to have a much larger space to do VR in. So, I'm excited to start doing more VR content again, which I've gotten back to.

[01:06:38]Snot everywhere. It's so sad. They just walk around sadly sneezing and then looking at you like, what do I do? And I go, you just got to sneeze. You just got to sneeze. The rotating chair is going to be there. I'm taking the rotating chair with me.

[01:06:55]The roto. It's sitting right next to me right now. Actually, the roto. Hey, the roto.

[01:07:06]Anywh who, I think I'm probably going to call it there though, team. Start the weekend off strong.

[01:07:17]But, uh, much love again. Watch out for that new video I'm recording. I just recorded a Second Life video. I feel like I want to go back in and get a little bit more footage. Um, and then I'm recording the Flat Out 4 VR video tomorrow and [music] I'm going to try to get it up tomorrow. I'm going to try to speedrun that [ __ ] Uh, which I'm very excited about. That game just looks sick as [ __ ] Sick as [ __ ] That being said though, everybody have a great weekend.

[01:07:44]Nerd Nish. Nerd Nish, have a great weekend.

[01:07:54]Peace.

[01:07:56]Actually, you know what? Before we go, I'll I'll show you guys a little bit of a standup clip I just got just cuz I'm feeling uh frisky. I just did a standup set. Before we go, I'm I'm I'm pulling back my my ending because I just got video of this standup set and I think uh you guys would enjoy one of these one clip from it.

[01:08:18]If I can find where I saved it.

[01:08:26]Oh. Oh, I think I know where I saved it.

[01:08:30]We still here?

[01:08:34]Oh, yeah. Here it is.

[01:08:38]My man.

[01:08:39]>> So, this was cool. So, um, random. I know. [music] Poor kitty.

[01:08:48]There's a YouTuber that I really like that uh I got booked on a I don't know if any of you guys will remember this this YouTuber. I've been watching his channel for like 10 years and I got booked on this standup show uh a week ago and I look at the lineup and this guy was headlining and I was one of the features for him which was pretty cool.

[01:09:12]I don't know if you guys have ever seen this guy Chad and JT go deep. It's kind of a deep cut. They're like old YouTube.

[01:09:18]They used to do these things where they'd go to like city council meetings and play characters.

[01:09:24]>> All right, council. It is 1:15 a.m. Um, >> this this guy with the with the yellow hair.

[01:09:33]>> Yeah, this guy.

[01:09:34]>> These are like old old school YouTube videos.

[01:09:37]>> Our forefathers valued the right to rage.

[01:09:40]>> So, I got booked on a standup show with this guy recently.

[01:09:43]>> Obviously, the forefathers love >> Very nice guy. Really cool guy. I talked to him for a while afterwards.

[01:09:47]>> As a young man entering college, I had dabbled in partying, but had yet to fully hop on the BL smooth.

[01:09:52]>> I remember this used to be like a viral day party called Jungle that I discovered my edge and freed myself from party self-consciousness.

[01:09:59]Upon arrival, I was dead.

[01:10:00]>> So anyway, I got booked on this show with that guy and I ended up actually having a great set. Are we still here, team? Do I run it? Do I run it?

[01:10:14]And uh let me find there's one bit in this set that I think would be funny to watch.

[01:10:18]>> Tell me if you think this would work.

[01:10:21]>> Skip that. Skip that. Skip.

[01:10:24]>> I turn to the >> Skip that >> [ __ ] with that guy.

[01:10:29]It's safe to assume he's >> I think this is it.

[01:10:34]>> I'll play you a little preview just so you get a little taste of the standup side.

[01:10:38]>> Hit the bar after the show. [laughter] >> That's so funny.

[01:10:41]>> Oh, I needed that.

[01:10:43]This is one of the bits.

[01:10:44]>> They say it's hard to scissor a woman when you got a big dick. I assume.

[01:10:47]>> All right. You [laughter] don't need to know where that >> I've read in the forums where >> the jokes are coming out.

[01:10:54]>> I think this is it. This at a place called the Hotel Cafe.

[01:10:56]>> You know, when I was a kid, this is a true story. When I was a kid, I was in a uh basketball league at a non-denominational church.

[01:11:04]>> This is so You know, I'm a real comedian.

[01:11:07]>> Real comedian.

[01:11:09]>> Let's go. Yeah, I was horrible.

[01:11:12]This is a true story. When I was a kid, I was in a uh a church basketball league at a non-denominational church.

[01:11:18]>> Let's go.

[01:11:19]>> Let's go. Yeah. I was horrible.

[01:11:22]>> I was the worst. And they give you patches to make you feel good after each game that you put on the sleeve of your shirt. So like red was best offense, >> blue was best defense.

[01:11:31]>> You want to know which patch like little star I got every single game?

[01:11:36]Most Christlike.

[01:11:39][laughter] Yeah. Yeah. You want to know who gets most Christlike in a basketball game?

[01:11:43]The kid who sucks dick at basketball.

[01:11:47]The coach was on the side. He's like, "Stop sucking so much dick out there.

[01:11:50]It's a sin."

[01:11:53]They passed the ball to me. It's like it flew right through my hands. Christlike.

[01:11:58][laughter] It's a hole in the hands REFERENCE [laughter] for the unholy amongst us.

[01:12:09][applause and cheering] The hat's always >> book. Buy the audio book. [laughter] It's good. It's a good read.

[01:12:15]>> Yeah. And then the last game came up. I didn't score a single basket the whole goddamn season. And we had that meeting that people do for sad kids like me.

[01:12:25]Before the game, the coach gets the whole team huddled. He's like, "Guys, how are we going to get Andy his basket?" And I was like, "I don't need this. [laughter] I'm good." And we go out there and they make a huge human wall. Very true. And I traumatic.

[01:12:39]>> Oh, I dribble it up. I throw it in. And the whole crowd loses their [ __ ] mind. The other team thought I was a Makea-Wish kid. [laughter] >> They were waiting for John Cena to show up stadium.

[01:12:52]>> I'll get to a joke soon.

[01:12:55]No, here's a joke. I I was So, there's a little preview.

[01:13:00]It's a fun time.

[01:13:03]We love to stand up. We love to sit down.

[01:13:10]There's one other part that was kind of funny.

[01:13:14]I think it's when I sit down.

[01:13:16]>> Everybody assume that I >> Oh, yeah. This is the one other funny part that I that I liked.

[01:13:21]>> Just a quick question for the way uh before I continue. Just a quick question for the room. Um why does everybody assume that I've written a manifesto before? [laughter] It's getting hurtful at this point.

[01:13:37]>> [laughter] >> I I swear to God, I did a show. A guy came up to me after the show. He's like, "You know, you got real Ted Kazinski vibes."

[01:13:46]>> Yeah. I looked at the guy. I was like, "That's hilarious. What's your home address?

[01:13:51][laughter] Just picked up some fertilizer. I want you to check out."

[01:13:55]>> He was never Yeah, you're right. I should do it like Bob Saget.

[01:13:58]>> We'll be getting to the jokes soon.

[01:14:00][laughter] >> Bob Saget. I actually saw Bob Saget do standup once before he died at the Comedy Store and he came out and immediately was saying words that I cannot repeat. I was like, "Oh, you're you're really doing it, Bob."

[01:14:21]I think Bob Saget was so like into uh you know not fitting the image from Full House that he just did some of the dirtiest [ __ ] sitting on someone's drum set. Yeah, it was a comfortable set. Oh, I love Bob Saget.

[01:14:42]That night was weird because I was sitting at a table in the back of the comedy store and Bob Saget's going up and as he goes up um what's his name from the man show Adam Corolla walks in and sits down at the table with me. So I'm just sitting at this tiny little table in the back of the room with Adam Corolla and I kind of looked at him and just gave him a little nod and we're just sitting there me and Adam Corolla watching Bob Saget do stand up for 15 minutes. It was very bizarre.

[01:15:14]Oh yeah. Yeah. His live set was [ __ ] insane.

[01:15:20]You know my secret. No comments. No comment. No comment.

[01:15:24]I've got no comment.

[01:15:35]Anyho, love Bob Saget.

[01:15:43]RIP the homie.

[01:15:46]How did he die again? It was like a head injury or something. I remember it was like in a hotel in Vegas, I think.

[01:15:57]Anywh who, shout out Bob Saget. Uh that's where we're going to end every stream from now on. Shouts out to Bob And uh shout out Tupac. Uh anywh who actually I'm going to call it now.

[01:16:17]The false starts are over. Much love team. Thank you for joining me as always on a Friday. Shout out Angel Wallflower, Jacob Shank, Dill Pickle, Decker Tyke. I will um I'm going to check out the app tomorrow. I'm going to look into it uh further. Jade Leaf uh Just another Dave. Our favorite Dave.

[01:16:39]Fetus in a box was here. Hayl, Jacob Shank, Zakd. Yes. Yes. Yes. Audio SS Michael was here. The mini pilot.

[01:16:50]Diego Rimstein. Good to see you as always. This was a fun one. We had fun.

[01:16:56]We got a little goofy, a little wacky.

[01:17:01]And that being said, pasta bless and rip Bob Saget. Have a good weekend.