I Watched SCREAM 4 And Had An Absolute BLAST!

Added: 2026-05-17

[00:00:14]All right, welcome back. It's your boy Jay aka the murder whistle. If you're looking for my co-pilots, Drogo's right there and Ramlas is back here. Big sleep.

[00:00:27]Today we are watching Scream 4. I just want y'all to know. I've seen this before.

[00:00:34]This is one of one of the many steps I'm taking to get Scream Seven on the channel because we had Scream one and six on there. So, you know, I wanted them all on there before I did Scream 7.

[00:00:48]This is a good way to get a refresher of my favorite franchise before I go to the newest chapter. With all that being said, I'm ready to get into it. So, I'll see you on the other side.

[00:01:01]Let's get it.

[00:01:21]>> Hello.

[00:01:21]>> Who am I speaking to?

[00:01:23]>> Who am I speaking to?

[00:01:25]Wrong number. Who's that? Nobody. Did you pick a movie? Saw four. It's not scary. It's gross. I hate all that torture porn [ __ ] >> Saw four is not torture porn. It is the greatest soap opera ever with the whole Saw series.

[00:01:41]>> Who do you keep texting? I have a Facebook stalker keeps leaving me messages. Hey, what's up? You're hot. I want to kill you.

[00:01:47]>> That's wild as hell.

[00:01:51]>> Hello.

[00:01:52]>> Who is this? the more impatient version of the person you just spoke to.

[00:01:56]>> You hang up on me and I'll cut through your neck until I feel bone.

[00:01:59]>> Hey bro, go face be turning up, don't he?

[00:02:01]>> It's for you.

[00:02:02]>> How you like, you know what I'M SAYING?

[00:02:03]LIKE, HOW'D YOU GO AHEAD? LIKE, HERE.

[00:02:06]>> Why'd you hand the phone to me? You're the one with the stalker.

[00:02:10]>> Valid point though.

[00:02:18]Hey, they be having some nice houses.

[00:02:23]It says I'm right beside you.

[00:02:27]>> Got her ass.

[00:02:39]>> [ __ ] kidding me.

[00:02:41]>> Scared me.

[00:02:42]>> [ __ ] Facebook killer.

[00:02:43]>> Now it would be Twitter. That make more sense.

[00:02:46]>> Nah, still could be Facebook.

[00:02:48]>> These sequels don't know when to stop.

[00:02:50]You can see everything coming.

[00:02:54]>> I have that same life.

[00:02:57]>> Did that surprise you? Now shut the [ __ ] up and watch the movie.

[00:03:05]>> Oh my god, >> that's crazy as >> I don't get it.

[00:03:10]>> It's been three sets of girls. I've only known the last two.

[00:03:14]>> Don't try to scare me. I told you I heard something. What is it?

[00:03:20]I must have left a window in my room open.

[00:03:22]>> My mom would love that room. She loves butterflies.

[00:03:26]>> Butterflies and apples.

[00:03:28]Favorite decorations.

[00:03:31]>> Hello.

[00:03:32]>> Who is this?

[00:03:34]>> Who is this?

[00:03:35]>> The last person you're ever going to see alive.

[00:03:38]>> Hey man, it's crazy to think Ghost Face is um Mojo Jojo.

[00:03:46]>> You [ __ ] I don't see why you get off on this, >> Marne.

[00:03:53]>> She got [ __ ] up, didn't she?

[00:03:58]>> Like, bro, look how big these houses be, bro.

[00:04:00]>> Good one, Marie. Lights out.

[00:04:02]>> Like, Sydney's house in the first one was crazy. Hell, Ste's house in the first one was crazy.

[00:04:11]>> You don't have the app on your phone, so you can't talk like Ghost Face.

[00:04:14]>> Yes, I can. Who is this?

[00:04:17]>> Not an app.

[00:04:18]>> Not an app.

[00:04:20]>> What did you do with Marne?

[00:04:21]>> The cutting room floor.

[00:04:23]>> That's not funny.

[00:04:23]>> This isn't a comedy.

[00:04:25]>> Hey man, >> it's a horror film. People live, people die.

[00:04:28]>> Ghost Race is funny like Freddy.

[00:04:30]>> Start running.

[00:04:38]>> Hey, she fast as though.

[00:04:47]Like what part of the house is this?

[00:04:53]You know what I'm saying? They She went upstairs and got to the garage from upstairs.

[00:05:05]Like you know what makes that so crazy? In Scream one, they was kind of like every house was kind of like isolated.

[00:05:13]He just killed them in a residential area.

[00:05:16]Like her neighbor's 5t away.

[00:05:27]I was screwing.

[00:05:32]>> Damn. That was Beverly Hills cop, wasn't it? That was Beverly Hills cop thing, wasn't it?

[00:05:36]>> Before you get in the car, you have to promise not to kill me.

[00:05:39]>> What did you do?

[00:05:40]>> Trevor called me last night.

[00:05:42]Can we just not talk about the fine?

[00:05:45]>> So Trevor called me last night.

[00:05:48]>> That's so funny.

[00:05:50]>> Why is Jenny Randall calling me? Jenny, is this you?

[00:05:53]>> What's your favorite scary movie?

[00:05:56]>> I go face talking all seductive.

[00:05:58]>> I said, "Who is this?"

[00:06:00]>> I asked you a question.

[00:06:02]>> Well, he was.

[00:06:04]>> I got a call I thought this morning from Ari the Carney.

[00:06:06]>> What?

[00:06:07]>> What? Watch out.

[00:06:08]>> Shut up.

[00:06:11]Shut up. Shut up.

[00:06:16]>> Sorry.

[00:06:17]>> Oh my god.

[00:06:20]>> Morning, Sheriff.

[00:06:21]>> Morning, deputy.

[00:06:22]>> Sorry you can never get away from this.

[00:06:25]I wish I'd been old enough to be a part of the force when you were solving those crimes. It's those intense investigations that really bond relationships.

[00:06:32]>> Yeah.

[00:06:33]>> How is Gail, by the way?

[00:06:35]>> Gail's good.

[00:06:37]>> Can't you can't say all that to ask me how my wife is doing. So, I sat down and began to write a new role who could leave the walls of fear behind and step out into the sunlight.

[00:06:49]>> Greatest final girl ever.

[00:06:53]>> Gail.

[00:06:54]>> Dewey. Hey.

[00:06:58]>> What's going on, dude?

[00:06:59]>> I'm sorry. I got to do something. I'm sorry.

[00:07:03]>> Hey, bro. The way they pull up on the curve is crazy.

[00:07:05]>> What's going on, >> Gail? This is police business. if you could just let us handle this. Talking to my husband, Deputy Judy.

[00:07:11]>> Amen.

[00:07:15]>> There.

[00:07:17]It's coming from the truck there.

[00:07:20]>> Anthony Anderson just looked weird as a cop.

[00:07:22]>> It's my rental.

[00:07:26]>> I know that dude too, but I don't know his name.

[00:07:32]>> Damn. Okay. He said, "Damn.

[00:07:39]Stand back, Gail. Gail just want to see >> like the beef is real between them two because she act like she couldn't see with her arm like this. She was already looking over it.

[00:07:51]>> Somebody want to share?

[00:07:53]>> Jenny Randall and Martney Cooper were murdered last night.

[00:07:55]>> What's your favorite skill?

[00:07:57]>> Shut up.

[00:07:58]>> Hey, insensitive like a mother.

[00:08:01]>> Excuse me, Gail. He's conducting an interview.

[00:08:03]>> Great. You'll have to wait, Gail. Sorry.

[00:08:05]What are you going to do? Arrest me, Deputy Judy? If it comes to it, >> the beef is real. It's so real.

[00:08:12]>> If there's been another murder in Woodsboro, obviously. What?

[00:08:14]>> That is not public information.

[00:08:17]>> It is all over the internet, Dewey.

[00:08:19]>> She wants to be a part of the investigation. Sheriff.

[00:08:22]>> Okay.

[00:08:23]>> Hey, I rolling everything.

[00:08:25]>> Don't treat me like I'm the media. I help solve these things three times.

[00:08:29]Remember?

[00:08:30]>> Listen, I still don't understand how David Arat pulled Carton Cox in real life.

[00:08:35]Let alone do we pulling mother Gail?

[00:08:38]>> What?

[00:08:38]>> You're not going to let me help you with this?

[00:08:40]>> I can't.

[00:08:41]>> All right, then. I'm going rogue. This is what I know how to do.

[00:08:45]>> Gail would have been a hell of a detective.

[00:08:46]>> Women swears taste like ass.

[00:08:48]>> Let her know. Gail right in there. Sher, >> the two of you got phone calls.

[00:08:54]>> Yeah, us too. It was the killer's voice from Stab or I mean, you know, from your life.

[00:09:01]>> You know, from your life. And the killer didn't call you.

[00:09:05]>> No. Does that mean that I'm not going to live as long as these two?

[00:09:08]>> No. Maybe. Just uh just be careful.

[00:09:13]>> I look at her face.

[00:09:16]>> How are you? How's Gale?

[00:09:18]>> It's been hard on her. Small town. Small town husband.

[00:09:24]Not much to write about.

[00:09:26]>> Make her detective.

[00:09:28]Gail Bashan is that she'll shoot a [ __ ] She going to solve the case.

[00:09:35]>> Hey, it's okay. Relax. It's just me.

[00:09:38]>> You have no right to be in here. Not anymore.

[00:09:44]>> Oh, sorry. I didn't >> No, he's just leaving. It's It's my ex.

[00:09:49]>> I I never understood the whole knocking and opening at the same time. Like, you you really ain't giving that person a chance to get ready. Like, you want to surprise him.

[00:09:58]>> What? Nothing. You just uh you remind me of uh me.

[00:10:05]Lock your window. Okay.

[00:10:08]>> Sorry about that.

[00:10:10]>> That's creepy as bro.

[00:10:12]>> You don't remember me, do you? Sorry.

[00:10:14]>> Like, you see how you can't see her face? I know. If I was standing in that corner, butt ass naked, you couldn't see me.

[00:10:20]>> We went to high school together.

[00:10:21]>> Like, look at that. You could you wouldn't be able to see me at all. It would just be darkness talking to you.

[00:10:27]>> Oh, it's nice to see you again, Judy.

[00:10:29]You do.

[00:10:34]>> I love how they made that creepy.

[00:10:37]>> It's Olivia Morris. She lives next door.

[00:10:41]>> She can live next door to me.

[00:10:44]>> Hey, bro.

[00:10:45]He said that about a high school kid.

[00:10:48]>> Hello. What are you guys up to? We're watching Shot of the Dead. You want to come up?

[00:10:53]>> Next Door's close enough.

[00:10:54]>> That's the second movie this week I watched with Mini Coopers.

[00:11:00]Trevor, I'll handle this.

[00:11:02]>> What was her background?

[00:11:03]>> I want to talk to Jill.

[00:11:05]>> What is he saying?

[00:11:07]>> He's trying to do Ghost Face.

[00:11:09]>> She's doing a good Ghost Face.

[00:11:11]>> Aren't you supposed to ask me a question?

[00:11:14]>> Boy, >> how's the movie?

[00:11:16]>> What movie?

[00:11:18]>> Shawn of the Dead.

[00:11:19]>> How did you know that?

[00:11:20]>> Cuz I'm standing in the closet.

[00:11:23]>> You do know there are cops all over this house. Hey, that got serious real fast, didn't it?

[00:11:29]>> There's no way you're in there. See for yourself.

[00:11:34]>> She got them Sydney Prescott balls, >> Herby.

[00:11:42]Liar.

[00:11:42]>> I never said I was in your closet.

[00:11:50]>> Abra, she is getting up.

[00:11:57]Hey, why he boot her like that?

[00:12:03]>> See, normally I'll be like, "Why ain't they yell for the cops now?" But as fast as that happened, there was no way.

[00:12:17]Bro, that so unnecessary.

[00:12:22]Hey, Cindy a real window. But she ain't grabbed nothing. She just took off.

[00:12:28]Look at this room, bro.

[00:12:33]E, I never seen her gunsling like that before.

[00:12:41]>> What?

[00:12:42]>> Welcome home, Sydney.

[00:12:43]>> I love go. Hey, I love his voice, man.

[00:12:46]>> I've got plans for you. You'll die when I want you to, Sydney. Till then, you're going to suffer.

[00:12:54]>> It has wild to tell somebody that [ __ ] >> Stay right there. Do not look. Okay. She said you were the angel of death.

[00:13:02]>> Look out.

[00:13:09]>> Hey, bro.

[00:13:12]>> Cindy's a scrapper boy.

[00:13:19]>> He's in here. Worst cops ever.

[00:13:21]>> Where is he?

[00:13:24]>> He was.

[00:13:26]>> Hey, Cindy will whoop your ass, boy. I said Cindy. Sydney.

[00:13:33]God, though. I probably been saying Cindy this whole movie, too.

[00:13:38]>> It's all your fault, Sydney.

[00:13:39]>> It's all your fault, Sydney.

[00:13:42]>> What began as a day of remembrance has ended with serial murder. Olivia Morris, who officially will never go out with me, is dead.

[00:13:49]>> Hey, bro. He's so insensitive.

[00:13:51]>> Excuse me. Are you recording me with that thing? Mind turning it off for a little old school off the record.

[00:13:57]>> Can't owe it to my audience.

[00:13:59]>> Turn that [ __ ] thing off.

[00:14:00]>> Okay.

[00:14:01]>> Third life.

[00:14:03]>> So, you must have a very unique insight into the movie buffs at your school.

[00:14:06]Maybe I give you something in return.

[00:14:08]Say a celebrity visit to your cinema club by me.

[00:14:12]>> What about Sydney?

[00:14:14][ __ ] >> That'd be a big deal for Cinema Club. A visit from Sydney Prescott. I mean, she's the star.

[00:14:21]>> Hey, [ __ ] >> So, Sydney. Ow.

[00:14:27]>> Ow.

[00:14:28]>> And a lucky break like this, I'm talking 100% increase in sales minimum.

[00:14:33]>> I won't be needing you anymore.

[00:14:34]>> You're fired.

[00:14:36]>> Fine.

[00:14:39]>> Hey, she's a piece of No, for real.

[00:14:42]Have you even read my book, Rebecca?

[00:14:48]>> Damn shame. What happened to her?

[00:14:50]>> She call me and apologize.

[00:14:52]>> She don't know Sydney.

[00:14:53]>> Sydney will come around.

[00:14:56]>> I hate Parker Garages.

[00:15:00]>> Ah, >> I hate him. What a passion.

[00:15:04]>> This is Rebecca >> Sydney Prescott. Please, >> may I take a message?

[00:15:09]>> You are the message. If you could just hang on one second.

[00:15:13]>> I've got time. It's you that doesn't.

[00:15:17]>> Bro, can you imagine getting one of those calls in real life? I I'm telling you, I bet you I bet you old boy who do um Ghost Faces voice. I bet he'd be having a blast at this m Hey, Ghost B. Ghost Face will Batman the sh out of you.

[00:15:53]I'm telling you, bro. My whole life I've hated parking garages cuz Hey, you cuz you in a situation like this, that is a horrible situation to be in.

[00:16:03]I'd have took them heels off.

[00:16:12]I'm telling you, I took them heels off.

[00:16:13]She click clacking all the way. She click clacking to her death.

[00:16:28]>> Hey, bro. She had a great dead face.

[00:16:31]>> Any comment on the fact that these killings seem to resemble the pattern of the original Woodsboro murders? later.

[00:16:38]>> What was that, Sheriff?

[00:16:41]>> What was that, Sheriff?

[00:16:47]>> Ghost Face be doing unnecessary, too.

[00:16:50]>> It's all under control, huh? Sheriff, >> what am I supposed to say?

[00:16:54]>> I may not be wearing a uniform, but I happen to have a lead, and you don't.

[00:16:58]So, let me know when you're back on team Gail.

[00:17:02]>> I love her.

[00:17:05]I love her so much. I can't wait to see her in the new one.

[00:17:09]>> This you filmed your entire high school experience and went posted on the net.

[00:17:14]>> Everybody will be doing it someday soon.

[00:17:15]>> He is not wrong.

[00:17:17]>> Modern audiences get savvy to the rules of the originals. So the reversals become the new standard. The only surefire way to survive a modern horror movie, you pretty much have to be gay.

[00:17:26]>> Nah, they kill gay people, too.

[00:17:29]>> We all know where it goes from there.

[00:17:30]>> A party. Okay. So, do you know of a party that's happening tonight?

[00:17:33]>> Well, there's Stabathon. All seven stabs back to back. We do it every year, >> right? That's 14 hours. If every hour, every movie is two hours.

[00:17:44]>> Feel like I'm under house arrest.

[00:17:48]>> That chocolate milk. Ew. Chocolate milk and string cheese.

[00:17:53]>> Ew.

[00:17:54]>> How do you handle it? People staring at you all the time.

[00:17:59]>> What I do is I try Try not to think about me. I have people I care about.

[00:18:05]>> If you need me, you know where to find me. Be up in my cell or I mean my room.

[00:18:11]>> And myself. Damn. You taking the milk with you? You going to drink some warm ass milk?

[00:18:21]>> Not do it.

[00:18:25]>> That look, bro. He had a knife in his chest.

[00:18:30]tomorrow.

[00:18:35]>> She's so stupid.

[00:18:39]>> Let's get this started.

[00:18:42]>> I bet that's funny as hell. For real.

[00:18:45]They ought to do that somewhere.

[00:18:47]Not a Robert Rodriguez film, man. Shut the [ __ ] up, bro. I now know he's somebody.

[00:18:57]Like, for real. theater should do that.

[00:19:00]Just have a screen marathon.

[00:19:02]>> New work in progress. Chapter 1. I never in a million years dreamed.

[00:19:16]>> Gail, where are you?

[00:19:17]>> There's an old abandoned farm on Fort Dylan Road.

[00:19:22]>> What makes you so sure?

[00:19:23]>> You do a remake to outdo the original.

[00:19:26]>> Yep. It's a win-win.

[00:19:28]>> Thought you were going rogue, Gail.

[00:19:30]>> Are you serious? Come on.

[00:19:31]>> I mean, she told you she was going rogue. You can't really go rogue by telling somebody I'm going rogue. You just go rogue.

[00:19:43]>> Look out your window.

[00:19:47]>> Hey, that scared the [ __ ] out of me just now. Like, I know I didn't jump, but in my chest. Hey, it's life ass camera.

[00:20:19]>> Get out of the way, you morons. You got away, you morons.

[00:20:26]Put pressure on that.

[00:20:27]>> Did you catch him? No, >> bro. I know her shoulder on fire though cuz she got stabbed then fell down from the top of the barn on her shoulder.

[00:20:39]>> Not all cops die in movies.

[00:20:41]>> No, but they doing horror movies. I'll take this horror movie.

[00:20:46]>> Dead man walking.

[00:20:50]That's funny as hell.

[00:20:56]>> Is his name Anthony Perkins?

[00:21:00]>> Damn it.

[00:21:01]>> You should have seen the look on your face, >> boy.

[00:21:09]Oh [ __ ] boy.

[00:21:19]He tried to fight.

[00:21:20]>> [ __ ] Bruce Willis.

[00:21:24]>> Last thought. Bruce Willis. It's a wild one.

[00:21:30]>> Look at him. Look at him. War ready at all times.

[00:21:36]Zula warrior.

[00:21:40]>> Sorry.

[00:21:42]I'm just back from the store. You're shopping. One more bag in the car. I'll be right back.

[00:21:49]>> He said, "I'll be right back."

[00:21:54]Now, that box of cereal, That box of cereal look like it's been open. Look at it.

[00:21:59]Look at the side of it. It look like it been open. Y'all, y'all done bought some already ate cereal.

[00:22:07]>> Robert's residence.

[00:22:08]>> You're a survivor. Your one and only skill. You survive.

[00:22:12]>> Your one and only skill. I like I just dropped a book, [ __ ] Who are you?

[00:22:17]>> Turn on the TV to channel 6. Who the [ __ ] are you?

[00:22:21]>> Watch the teaser.

[00:22:23]>> Watch the teaser.

[00:22:24]>> Gale Weathers, who's in serious condition tonight after being stabbed.

[00:22:28]>> Glad you came home, Sydney. Has it been worth it yet?

[00:22:31]>> He's so great.

[00:22:32]>> But it's the family ties that cut deep.

[00:22:36]>> Jill.

[00:22:40]>> Hey, man.

[00:22:43]>> Kate. Jill's not in her room. Oh my god.

[00:22:46]>> She's not a Kirby. You got to call her.

[00:22:47]Get her back here.

[00:22:48]>> I know she's supposed to be somebody, but I have no idea who that is.

[00:22:54]>> Out the front.

[00:22:56]>> That's a dope shot.

[00:23:00]>> Freeze it from the bottom.

[00:23:04]>> Let's get out of here.

[00:23:05]>> You know, come on.

[00:23:08]>> Oh, she's gone, bro. Thanks for playing, ma'am.

[00:23:17]That That makes sense now. Hey, if you're Ghost Face, you got to have good cardio.

[00:23:24]You know what I'm saying? You can't be Ghost Face and not be able to run.

[00:23:27]>> Oh, wow. Kirby, you got some classics here.

[00:23:30]>> Yeah, I could trivia your ass under the table, cinema boy.

[00:23:33]>> Who played Leatherface first?

[00:23:35]>> Gunner Hansen.

[00:23:36]>> You guys are unbelievable. You're playing [ __ ] trivia games.

[00:23:39]>> Hey, bro. Stop hating, bro. Let shooter shoot.

[00:23:42]We're so dead.

[00:23:43]>> Yeah, I agree.

[00:23:44]>> Christ, where'd you come from?

[00:23:46]>> The front door.

[00:23:47]>> It's invitation only.

[00:23:48]>> Yeah, well, I got an invitation from Jill.

[00:23:52]>> What?

[00:23:53]>> You sent me a text message.

[00:23:55]>> Like, they all got nice houses.

[00:23:57]>> After party at Kirby's house.

[00:23:59]>> They ain't got a regular house in Woodsboro.

[00:24:01]>> Where is my phone?

[00:24:03]>> You live in Woodsboro. You got money.

[00:24:04]>> I didn't text him.

[00:24:06]>> There ain't no such thing as food stamps there.

[00:24:08]>> I didn't text you. EBT car, whatever.

[00:24:12]>> So, which one of you guys sent me a text message from Jill's phone? Huh?

[00:24:15]>> We're just supposed to accept that you're telling the truth.

[00:24:18]>> Isn't your phone missing?

[00:24:19]>> Got a new one.

[00:24:20]>> Really? Oh, that's incredibly convenient.

[00:24:23]>> That is convenient.

[00:24:25]>> Dewey, it's Hicks.

[00:24:26]>> What's up?

[00:24:27]>> Kate Roberts is dead >> and Sydney fled the scene.

[00:24:32]>> What about Jill?

[00:24:33]>> No sign of her at all.

[00:24:34]>> Where the hell were Hos and Perkins?

[00:24:36]>> They were found dead in their car two blocks away. Multiple stab wounds.

[00:24:41]>> Okay.

[00:24:43]Multiple.

[00:24:45]I'm on my way.

[00:24:46]>> Yes, sir.

[00:24:47]>> DO ONLY STABBED THEM ONE EACH.

[00:24:50]>> NOW, tonight there is a good chance that Charlie Walker may get lucky with a girl.

[00:24:58]We'll see.

[00:25:02]My man out there wasty pants.

[00:25:06]>> Hello.

[00:25:08]Who's there?

[00:25:12]>> Oh my.

[00:25:13]>> Shut up.

[00:25:16]>> Hey, Charlie.

[00:25:17]>> Yeah.

[00:25:19]>> Yeah.

[00:25:20]>> Now would be a really good time to make a move.

[00:25:23]>> Me to make a move.

[00:25:25]>> Mhm.

[00:25:26]>> Couldn't you make a move?

[00:25:28]>> I just did.

[00:25:31]>> Hey guys, did did you see Jill?

[00:25:34]>> Yes, Trevor. She is upstairs. Thank God you're here to protect her when you can't even find her.

[00:25:40]>> BR, bro, you got to get out of here.

[00:25:48]>> Did I just interrupt something right here?

[00:25:51]>> Shut the [ __ ] up, >> bro. [ __ ] block of the year, bro.

[00:25:55]>> Who invited you, Trevor?

[00:25:57]>> All right, >> get out of my house.

[00:26:01]>> Okay, I'm a little drunk, so I want to walked off.

[00:26:08]Bro.

[00:26:13]>> Hey, Ghost Face going to give you time to react, boy.

[00:26:16]>> Wait. No. No. You can't. You can't.

[00:26:18]There's rules. I'm gay. If it helps girl who gets to call it.

[00:26:28]>> That glass bigger than her hand.

[00:26:31]>> Where is he? He just went upstairs looking for you. He's not upstairs.

[00:26:36]>> Trevor, Charlie, Robbie, >> they gone, folk.

[00:26:43]>> Jill, Sydney, come with me right now.

[00:26:45]Okay.

[00:26:47]>> Robbie.

[00:26:52]Sydney.

[00:26:56]>> Hardest.

[00:26:57]>> Robbie, let me in. Too early.

[00:27:00]>> I just found Robbie. This is his blood.

[00:27:02]Please. Please.

[00:27:04]>> Hey, bro.

[00:27:05]>> Let me in.

[00:27:06]>> If you can't trust him, don't open the door.

[00:27:08]>> Let me in.

[00:27:09]>> Get away from the door, Charlie.

[00:27:10]>> Kirby, it is me.

[00:27:12]>> Hey, she switched on him so fast.

[00:27:14]>> I'm sorry. I can't.

[00:27:17]>> What the [ __ ] >> BEHIND YOU. LOOK OUT.

[00:27:21]>> KIRBY, >> BRO.

[00:27:28]GOD, NO. Please leave him alone. It's Charlie's phone. Let him go, please.

[00:27:34]>> I hear you like horror movies, Kirby.

[00:27:37]>> Hey, >> name the remake of the horror movie in which the villain >> Halloween the hills have eyes.

[00:27:44]Amityville horror.

[00:27:45]>> Never seen >> last house on the left.

[00:27:47]>> Never seen >> my bloody Valentine.

[00:27:49]>> Never seen >> a stranger called.

[00:27:51]>> Never seen >> Never seen >> House of West.

[00:27:54]>> Never seen >> Never.

[00:27:56]>> It's one of those, right?

[00:27:58]>> I missed the first couple of ones.

[00:28:01]I got it right. I was [ __ ] right.

[00:28:04]>> Hey, she crushed this though.

[00:28:08]>> I won, Charlie. I [ __ ] won. All right, >> this is making a move.

[00:28:18]>> Four years of classes together and you notice me now. It's too late, >> bro.

[00:28:29]Ain't no way you ain't shut the door or nothing, girl.

[00:28:38]>> Kirby, >> like nobody in horror movies wear Nikes.

[00:28:46]>> You know, you learn a lot when you watch movies over and over.

[00:28:57]Hello, Sydney. Surprised?

[00:29:00]>> That's one of the cleanest reveals ever.

[00:29:02]>> This is the part, my dear cousin, when the cameras turn off.

[00:29:13]>> Everything I learned, I learned from you.

[00:29:16]>> That's crazy to tell somebody that.

[00:29:19]>> Shouldn't have killed all those people, Trev. But it means a lot that you did it for me.

[00:29:30]>> Hey, bro. Hey, Iing love how crazy she is.

[00:29:35]And she shot this man in the dick. She hated him.

[00:29:40]>> Got to figure it out yet, Sydney.

[00:29:42]Keeping with the remake theme, we're the innocent victims, Sydney and Randy. This time, Randy gets the girl.

[00:29:51]Randy had the girl.

[00:29:56]>> You're the perfect victim.

[00:29:57]>> I was so believable.

[00:30:00]>> You know what I'm saying? Not Randy.

[00:30:02]Randy, but that Randy. Randy had the better girl.

[00:30:06]>> Do you know what it was like growing up in this family? You were always JUST SO [ __ ] SPECIAL. COME ON, CHARLIE. Let's get on with this.

[00:30:14]>> Yeah. Old school like Billy and Stew.

[00:30:17]>> This is This is just crazy in itself.

[00:30:19]Soldier. Soldier. Get it up.

[00:30:25]The way we rehearsed.

[00:30:28]>> But the media really loves Baby is a soul survivor. Trevor was your partner.

[00:30:34]>> Hey.

[00:30:39]>> Hey. You know, you know the last thing on his mind was I stabbed the wrong [ __ ] I don't need friends, I need fans. For [ __ ] sake, my own mother had to die.

[00:30:53]No great loss there so I could stay true.

[00:30:56]>> No great loss there.

[00:30:57]>> How do you think people become famous anymore? You don't have to achieve anything. You just got to have [ __ ] up [ __ ] happen to you.

[00:31:05]>> She's killing though. She killing this.

[00:31:09]>> New movie, new franchise.

[00:31:18]Hey, bro. Look how crazy she is.

[00:31:28]Hey, you got to give it to her. She's committed.

[00:31:44]Bro, she got a concussion.

[00:32:02]>> Hey, they the slowest cops in the world.

[00:32:05]>> Joe, can you give us a description over here? This little [ __ ] Like that that is crazy to even do like she's on a journey and they just in her face popping flashes and all kind of Charlie they tried to kill me and I heard they killed my mom and Robbie and Curry too fake ass [ __ ] >> is is your wife.

[00:32:32]>> She's going to be fine.

[00:32:34]>> If I ever write a book one day I'd want her to write it with me. be a good team with our matching wounds and all. We're survivors now. I just wish Sydney was too.

[00:32:45]>> And they think Sydney just might make it.

[00:32:47]>> Hey, man. Look at her face, bro.

[00:32:50]>> But I saw Trevor kill her.

[00:32:52]>> We don't know yet. But she's hanging on.

[00:32:58]That's cuz she's angry. She's still living cuz she's angry cuz she can't believe this happened to her again.

[00:33:08]not wasted no time.

[00:33:11]She said, "I got to scrape the plate."

[00:33:14]>> She going to be okay.

[00:33:17]>> Yeah.

[00:33:18]She asked if you were okay. Thinks you guys should write a book together with your matching wounds.

[00:33:24]>> Why? She was stabbed in the shoulder.

[00:33:26]How did she know I was too?

[00:33:27]>> With a nose.

[00:33:30]>> You just won't die, will you?

[00:33:34]>> Yeah. I don't think so.

[00:33:38]Bro, >> they are in the hospital as patients.

[00:33:54]>> Jill whooping her ass in some Uggs.

[00:34:06]She whooped that man's ass with a babe pan.

[00:34:08]>> You're never going to get out of this chill.

[00:34:10]>> Of course I will. Do we?

[00:34:14]>> Got full dress for this.

[00:34:19]>> Damn it.

[00:34:20]>> Give me your gun or I'll blow Dewy's head off. Give me your gun.

[00:34:26]>> Look at her.

[00:34:29]>> Don't do anything stupid.

[00:34:32]Now get up, [ __ ] >> Hey, Gail has been called [ __ ] more times than anybody in any series ever.

[00:34:39]>> Let's go. Get your skinny ass out here.

[00:34:43]>> Look at her. Look at her.

[00:34:45]>> Can I just have one final word?

[00:34:48]>> What?

[00:34:49]>> Clear.

[00:34:54]>> Bro, >> you forgot the first rule of remakes.

[00:34:57]Don't [ __ ] with the original.

[00:35:01]She's over there sizzling.

[00:35:03]>> You okay?

[00:35:05]Wow.

[00:35:06]>> She was standing right behind me.

[00:35:08]>> Hey, she was on your ass, too.

[00:35:18]>> Telling you, greatest final girl ever.

[00:35:22]>> Nice one, Hex. You're alive.

[00:35:25]Wear the vest. Save your chest.

[00:35:29]Hey, that's so and that's so funny because they thought she was dead.

[00:35:34]Nobody checked on her. Nobody was concerned about her.

[00:35:38]>> WE NEED A DOCTOR. GODDAMN IT.

[00:35:40]>> That hospital trash cuz they remember she's in ICU.

[00:35:44]>> I don't know about you, but I feel a whole lot better.

[00:35:46]>> They should have been in there as soon as she unplugged the >> Jill Roberts is her name. A name the whole world will now know >> for the wrong reason. An American hero right out of the movies.

[00:35:59]>> Damn right she a hero.

[00:36:07]All right, we just got finished watching Scream 4 and that [ __ ] goes hard.

[00:36:14]I really like Scream 4. I think it's a really good movie. like and I think it's very important to this franchise because this is the movie that brought life back to this franchise because you know Scream was gone for a minute and they brought that back. I enjoy the [ __ ] out of this. I love the Scream movies. I love her to death. Jill [ __ ] beats. Emma Roberts killed that [ __ ] Being crazy at the end, she killed that [ __ ] Moli's little brother, he killed this [ __ ] Like I said, I enjoyed this. I hope y'all enjoyed this. Drogo let me do a whole outro. Never never made a noise. He didn't even snore. So, I'mma take that and run. So, till next time, y'all be good. Y'all be safe.

[00:37:02]Night night.