This AI robot calculated our survival odds… #shorts

Added: 2026-05-25

[00:00:19]You are 4 minutes and 32 seconds late. I have used this time to run 17 tactical simulations of the descent.

[00:00:27]And? 13 ended in total team loss. Three in partial loss.

[00:00:33]One was inconclusive.

[00:00:39]Which one was inconclusive? The one where I made an error in my calculations. I have since corrected it.

[00:00:44]Subsurs radiation levels 100 milliserfs per hour. Estimated safe exposure window 94 minutes. I recommend we move.

[00:01:57]32 thermal signatures within 50 m, all stationary.

[00:02:02]They know we're here.

[00:02:04]Statistically, 94% of underground missions of this type end in total team loss.

[00:02:11]You mentioned that already.

[00:02:13]I find it motivating.

[00:02:15]I thought repetition might help.

[00:02:27]>> [groaning] [music] >> They're still not moving.

[00:02:39]No.

[00:02:41]They are learning.