GUYS, PRETEND ITS A GIRLS COMMENT SECTION

Added: 2026-05-08

[00:00:00]You had a thread for us? I do. Fellas, pretend it's a girl or pretend it's a girl's comment section and there's a guy posing on like a I don't know some high some high rise thing.

[00:00:09]>> [laughter] >> Yeah.

[00:00:11]First one, you're glowing. Glad you LEFT HIM.

[00:00:14]>> [laughter] >> YEAH. [gasps] YOU LOOK LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE coffee cuz body tea.

[00:00:23]>> No.

[00:00:23]>> [laughter] >> Chill, bro. Excuse me, who told you to take our breath away like this?

[00:00:29]>> [laughter] >> You dropped this cake and THIS THE CROWN.

[00:00:36]>> [laughter] >> NO.

[00:00:39]THAT'S JOKES. HE WAS NEVER WORTH your peace. That divorce glow eight.

[00:00:44]>> [laughter] >> Divorce glow?

[00:00:46]>> DIVORCE GLOW.

[00:00:50]NEXT ONE, closed him like a bad book.

[00:00:53]#NEWCHAPTER.

[00:00:55]>> [laughter] >> THAT'S FUNNY. Because I'm screaming sis, we aren't worthy.

[00:01:04]>> Aw, stop. Don't love your work, work your love.

[00:01:08]>> [laughter] >> Next one said, stop. The altitude high, THE CHEEKBONES HIGHER.

[00:01:17]>> [laughter] >> SHE'S BACK.

[00:01:23]>> [laughter] >> AW, THREE KIDS WHERE? #BODY.

[00:01:29]>> [laughter] >> BODY TEA, BODY MAGIC.

[00:01:35]>> [laughter] >> AW, GOD. AW, I'm sweating.

[00:01:39]Body tea, body magic.

[00:01:42]Aw, that was perfect. Wow, that's that is the perfect thread. Perfect thread.

[00:01:48][ __ ] hell, that's funny. Body tea, body magic.

[00:01:52]>> [laughter] >> Oh my god. Bro, girls will gas up girls.

[00:01:57]>> [sighs] >> Gas up girls. I had an interesting conversation with someone recently. It was about like um people's interpretation of what being like supportive is. So like some people will die on the hill of like if you're not publicly supporting me, you're not my real friend. So if I post something and you're not in the comments, then you're not my friend.

[00:02:19]Whereas like me personally, if I posted a picture and you commented, I would think that's weird.

[00:02:25]Does that make sense?

[00:02:26]It's not something I do. Yeah, yeah.

[00:02:28]It's not something you do, but I also see you all the time. Yeah. So it's like why you >> [snorts] >> like who's the I would if you were commenting, I would assume you're commenting for someone else, not me.

[00:02:37]Um and I find it interesting like I find it interesting navigating it's almost like a love language for friendship.

[00:02:49]I find it interesting navigating what is important to people that you're friends with and like how much you have to play into what makes other people feel special versus what you think is like necessary.

[00:03:04]Yeah. I literally had this exact conversation with um uh I can get away with saying this. They won't know who it is. Um I did I actually had this conversation with Flo the other day.

[00:03:18]So she texts me to wish me happy birthday.

[00:03:20]Um >> [clears throat and cough] >> and then I was like, thanks. And then she said, aw, you didn't wish me happy birthday though. And I remember she beefed you the other day about not wishing me happy birthday. And I messaged her and I was like, I'm only just realizing how important the birthday stuff is to you.

[00:03:35]So apologies and I'll like make a I'll I'll make more of an effort moving forward. That because clearly this is something to you that's like the fact that you remember that people aren't messaging you on your birthday. I wouldn't I wouldn't have a clue. Like I don't care.

[00:03:48]Not to say I don't appreciate if someone's messaging me, but I don't see it the way you see it. And you like when you're messaging me saying happy birthday, I'm like, oh that's nice. And I crack on with my day. When I'm not messaging you, you're like, wow. I remember every single person who didn't message me.

[00:04:00]>> Yeah. And I'm thinking, damn. I don't know how we got here, but it's good to know that that means something to you.

[00:04:06]And it's tough that like same like [clears throat] people get offended if people aren't liking and resharing their [ __ ] or commenting on their [ __ ] People don't like it if you're not like doing their birthday thing. And then like there's a million other things that people will like deem as disrespect in your friendship group that you might be like, I don't even know what you're talking about.

[00:04:23]And it's weird that you're just supposed to just like know. Yeah. Yeah. People >> [clears throat] >> I think a lot of times because we are we are who we are and people like sometimes people expect us be it to be able to read each other's minds. Just off the norm because we know each other for so long we've spent so much time with each other. I feel like people are accustomed to thinking this should just be the norm when sometimes you just need to say something. Saying something's right. Right. It's yeah. Saying I'm I'm big on saying stuff. I'm not I don't do it enough, but I want to be big on just being like, oh hey.

[00:04:57]Blah blah blah. Yeah.

[00:04:58]>> Just letting you know, blah blah blah. I feel like that's something I've been trying to improve over like the last 2 years of my life. I feel like don't get me wrong, I am doing it, but I don't think like I still do it enough as I should.

[00:05:08]Yeah, just in everyday life, you know.

[00:05:10]Yeah, but it's something I've definitely improved on. Yeah.

[00:05:13]>> [clears throat] >> It's healthy. It's very healthy.

[00:05:15]>> Ellis, you think you're good at it or no? So like public [snorts] affection is kind of No, no, no, no.

[00:05:21]Speaking like speaking up on things that you that you want. So if you want to if you like if you're say a friendship or relationship or whatever, would you are you the type to be like, I prefer like I know it's not important to you or whatever, but this is important to me. I would prefer >> I've got a better at it. Not a Not a lot bothers me though, to be honest with >> Yeah, I hear it. So I don't really care.

[00:05:42]Uh uh Yeah. Yeah, I think yeah, I think I'm all right. The thing what I don't like is what I'm very clear about is the only thing I have with my uh friendship uh with my friendships is basically if you've got a problem with me, you need to just [ __ ] address it there and then and get let's get this [ __ ] sorted. What I hate is when Do you know when you can tell like someone's annoyed at you and they'll be a bit like awkward or like one worded answer. And so I'm like I get really crazy about that. I'll end up messaging them and be like, I'll drive up to yours now and let's meet up.

[00:06:17]>> [laughter] >> Sort this out now cuz you're doing my head in. So I feel like that's the only thing what annoys me, but then I'm very clear with like with my mates. I'm like, if you've got a problem, just talk to me. Like just literally say, you're pissing me off and I'm like, yeah, that's fine.

[00:06:29]Yeah. Well, yeah. I can't think of anything else though. But no, I I'm I'm better at it now.

[00:06:36]Feel like before I was [ __ ] at saying if I found something uncomfortable, I'd just take it. I told I said it in the last episode. I was [ __ ] doormat before.

[00:06:44][ __ ] doormat.

[00:06:46]>> [laughter] >> In that moment, did you feel like a doormat? Or was it just in hindsight?

[00:06:51]>> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I knew I was, yeah.

[00:06:54]Uh Yeah. I I don't know.

[00:06:57]I knew I was. I literally throughout all my LIFE UP UNTIL >> [laughter] >> I KNEW I WAS, YEAH. THROUGHOUT ALL MY LIFE.

[00:07:05]I DID. This is like the Bobby Lee skit all over again. Which one? Yeah, the the dancing joke. It's the dancing joke skit all over again. Yeah. Sorry.

[00:07:14]>> [laughter] >> For every year for every day for a summer, it got worse and worse and worse. Yeah.

[00:07:20]No, yeah. Just I just took [ __ ] off loads of people.

[00:07:24]Yeah.

[00:07:25]>> Like family, mate, all this sort of [ __ ] And then I just spent my whole life doing it. And then it was only like the last 2 years I was like, [ __ ] off now. And then now I'm just more brutal.

[00:07:35]Fair.

[00:07:35]>> better for it, man. Yeah, it's the best way to be.

[00:07:37]>> Yeah. There's nothing worse than just being a [ __ ] I hear it.

[00:07:41]>> Basically. Being a [ __ ] is dead, bro.

[00:07:43]I've been a [ __ ] a few times in my life.

[00:07:44]>> Yeah, everyone's done it. Everyone's done it. It's just not sexy, man.

[00:07:48]Aw, [clears throat] especially in in relationships. When I was younger, I was a [ __ ] [ __ ] bro.

[00:07:53]>> Really? Uh like I was such a [ __ ] bro.

[00:07:55]Like didn't want any confrontation. Was scared to break up with I I couldn't break up with people for so long in my life. Every relationship I've been in is probably 2 years longer than it should have been. Wow. Bro. [ __ ] >> [ __ ] Yeah. [ __ ] bro. Couldn't do it.

[00:08:08]>> [ __ ] Um Do you know I realized recently that I actually don't like, which really bothers me.

[00:08:14]Um and I think I've been guilty of it in the past. This is more of a a relationship thing.

[00:08:20]>> [clears throat] >> I don't like So I think if you're in a bad mood, obviously I think you shouldn't take out on people.

[00:08:28]But I don't like when people don't allow you to experience your negative feelings within yourself.

[00:08:35]That makes sense. When they You know when like say if you have an argument with someone, I hate when people expect you to be like Yeah. good immediately. And once the argument's resolved, you're supposed to be laughing and joking and all this kind of stuff. It's like, I'm still feeling the thing. I need to defrost still.

[00:08:49]Yeah. I don't like when people still treat So if say if me me and you beefed and we resolved it.

[00:08:55]Afterwards, there's going to be that defrosting period where maybe we're a bit quiet and all this kind of stuff.

[00:09:00]But I'm not going to be like airing you or like keeping my distance from you and all this kind of things. I will still speak normal, but there might be just be a tiny bit like a little undertones of just like resonance in those moments, but I'm still making an effort with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you can still like feel it in the air.

[00:09:18]I don't like when people don't allow that to like naturally dissipate as opposed to the like, bro, it's resolved.

[00:09:25]Why are you still being like funny? Like why you doing that? And then it like restarts up the argument. I realized, bro, like that's one of my biggest pet peeves.

[00:09:36]Biggest pet peeves. I hear that. I feel like I've been in previous relationships as well. I feel like I have been the person you have hated in that in that aspect.

[00:09:46]>> let them live it out? It's not like I don't let them live it out. I think it's a projection thing. I think because if especially if I feel like in in situation I was in the wrong. And I've accepted my role in this, and or even if I'm not in the wrong and we've just had like a an agreed-to-disagreement, but we've kind of hashed it out. Once I've hashed out and I've said my peace, I'm the type of person to be able to let things go and be able to move forward.

[00:10:11]Depending on the person I'm talking to or if I care about them that much.

[00:10:15]So, I feel again, projection because I feel like if I can do it, you can do it.

[00:10:20]Do you know what I mean? So, I feel like I've been guilty of that in the past.

[00:10:22]So, so I understand where you are coming from of the frustration of not allowing someone else to be able to just or I.E. you not to be able to allow those feelings to just like slowly go away before I can be back to where you are.

[00:10:34]I understand that. Fair. And is that how you are in this kind of stuff? I'm the person you hate. Really?

[00:10:39]>> Yeah, yeah. You'd be like Yeah, I'm like that now. I'm working on it. Really?

[00:10:42]>> Yeah, I'm very bad with life. I have an argument with whoever. I'll just be like, "No, it's [ __ ] done now. Shut up about it. It's done. Like, we've already resolved it. I've said sorry.

[00:10:50]Does sorry not mean anything?

[00:10:52]>> [laughter] >> You know what I mean? Like It's done. I I just hate things dragging on, man.

[00:10:58]Going to bed on an argument, that's horrible. Say it again, sorry. Going to bed on an argument, that's all.

[00:11:02]I have to I can't sleep. I have to settle it. I have to like I can wake them up. Sorry to cut you off. I had an ex, yeah.

[00:11:08]>> [snorts] >> She knows who the [ __ ] she is.

[00:11:11]>> [laughter] >> But after a she would sleep SO SOUNDLY AFTER >> [laughter] >> NO.

[00:11:21]>> [screaming] >> THAT [laughter] WOULD SHE MURDERED ME.

[00:11:25]BAD SLEEP. PERIOD. The best times I've seen her sleep are when [laughter] she goes to bed mad. It used TO DRIVE ME CRAZY.

[00:11:33]CRAZY. I'D BE TOSSING AND TURNING, BRO.

[00:11:35]SHE'S TWITCHING IN HER SLEEP.

[00:11:36]>> [laughter] >> SLEEPING LIKE A BABY.

[00:11:39]I'VE NEVER SEEN HER better sleeps than after an argument. It used to drive ME [ __ ] NUTS. [laughter] >> [screaming] >> I CAN'T EVEN COMPUTE THE WORDS I WANT TO SAY.

[00:11:50]>> [laughter] >> [ __ ] >> It used TO DRIVE ME INSANE. [ __ ] [snorts] THAT WOULD KILL ME. I I IMAGINE IT, BRO. That would kill me, yeah. I'd be I'd every day I'd wake up like how you are today. Eyes red, disheveled, [laughter] bro. It's a This is pathetic.

[00:12:02]It used to annoy me so much I'd go sleep on the sofa.

[00:12:05]I don't I can't be in the same bed as Yeah, I can't be next to you. Yeah.

[00:12:08]You're evil. You're looking at your dude at me. [ __ ] I'd go sleep on the sofa, bro. Yeah. Couldn't stand [laughter] it.

[00:12:14]She slept so soundly.

[00:12:17]That's such a slap in the face.

[00:12:18]>> biggest slap. You don't care. That's such a slap in the face.

[00:12:21]>> You're over it, bro.

[00:12:22]>> Yeah, literally, bro. You're done. You don't give a [ __ ] >> Literally, I've said what I need to say.

[00:12:24]I'm tired, bro.

[00:12:26]>> [laughter] >> I start at 9:00 tomorrow. Wrap it up.

[00:12:28]Wrap it up. I'm going to sleep, bro.

[00:12:29]Don't even bother finishing what you have to say. I'm going to sleep. She'll [laughter] She'll out like a light, bro.

[00:12:33]It used to drive me nuts.

[00:12:35]Um but anyway, yeah. It's God. [ __ ] What I was going to say is I think it's a fine line.

[00:12:40]I don't know I I think it's a fine line and I don't necessarily [snorts] think that me and you are talking about the same thing. Okay. Cuz I agree with you that once sorrys have been sorried and the argument is done, it should be done.

[00:12:51]Mhm. But in those moments, do you expect the people to be like happy and amazing again? Or are you okay with them just being like a little bit No, no. I think I'm very much like I just think it's like a switch. Really?

[00:13:04]>> Cuz that's how it is for for me.

[00:13:06]If I'm [clears throat] I don't know. Like, if I'm mad if I sort it, everything goes. It's like with the [ __ ] car thing what I've just been dealing with. I was stressing out, [ __ ] As soon as they rang me and everything's all sorted now. As soon as soon as they rang me gone. There was none of that lingering like, "Oh, let me come back." Done.

[00:13:23]Yeah. I felt [ __ ] sound. I had a brilliant day. Straight after.

[00:13:26][laughter] Um But yeah, yeah. It's the same thing with you. How you say like projection.

[00:13:32]That's one thing I really need to get over. I expect other people to be like me. Yeah. And it's such a bad trait of mine. I'll be like, "Well, I'm fine now.

[00:13:39]We've already settled it. It's fine. Why the [ __ ] are you still moaning?" That's such a horrible thing. I hate that. I hate that about myself. It's tough.

[00:13:45][clears throat] And the thing is with me it's like it doesn't even take me I in the situation, I know I am the person that needs like not even long.

[00:13:53]I'm talking 20 minutes, half an hour. I don't need 6 hours.

[00:13:56]>> Yeah. I just need like if if we've if we've been beefing and I'm like da da da da da I've said sorry, you've said sorry, everything's da da da da da. Say if like say say if you like you're my girl and we're beefing immediately after we've made up, I can hug and kiss and all this kind of stuff.

[00:14:12]But I'm not going to [ __ ] you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need like I still have like I remember not liking you a minute ago. I need to just Yeah. Just give me half an hour.

[00:14:22]Let me like get Let me get some new positive memories in my head. But like yeah, the whole like snap back to it.

[00:14:28]Like you should be like ready to [ __ ] You should be ready to like get married like That's extreme. That's why I hear that.

[00:14:34]But yeah, I will still like hug, kiss, da da da, da, da, but my face is going to be straight.

[00:14:37]>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:14:39]Let me Let my Let my heart rate settle.

[00:14:41]Yeah, yeah, BRO. MY HEART RATE STILL POUNDING, BRO.

[00:14:44]LET ME FEEL COMFORTABLE AGAIN. YEAH, that's that's my thing. I just need half an hour to like So yeah, but you're like you're like a switch and be like Yeah, I'm just a switch. As soon as we're sorted it, soon as you're sorry cool, what we having for dinner?

[00:14:57]Like let's Yeah, it just goes out my head then.

[00:15:00]But one thing I don't get either is how people How do people [ __ ] on arguments? Or like straight like you said, but like There's I don't know if it's like a movie thing.

[00:15:12]Like hate [ __ ] you mean? Yeah.

[00:15:15]I understand what you mean. I don't know how people do that.

[00:15:17]>> I've I've never been in that I've never been in a situation where I've had to hate [ __ ] Mhm. Or like my I'm I feel hatred and I'm [ __ ] them or we're both mutual we're both mutually feeling hatred and we have sex. But I've been in a situation where I've been hated but they've wanted to [ __ ] me and I [ __ ] them.

[00:15:39]Damn.

[00:15:41]So, they've hated you. Yeah. So, I wasn't feeling a hate [ __ ] situation, but yeah, so it was it was weird. Fair.

[00:15:48]Yeah. Damn. It was weird. So, how people do that? Cuz I've had it. It was also like a Can I be honest? It was also like a kinky thing for me. I I didn't I didn't realize it until until [laughter] until after the fact like she she hates me right now, but [ __ ] she just Yeah, bro. She can't help but want me. Yeah.

[00:16:05]Yeah, of course, bro. It was sexy. Yeah.

[00:16:07]I'm I'm I'd I'd be turned I know Yeah, I bet you would be. Those occasions, James. Yeah.

[00:16:12]Yeah. My dick would be solid. [ __ ] Yeah, I hate myself. [laughter] I'm going to make it be solid solid. It just felt TIGHTER THAT DAY.

[00:16:20]I WAS LIKE, [laughter] "DAMN." I can imagine. I can imagine, bro. Yeah. I've been there. Yeah, but I The hate [ __ ] thing I think I've done it once or twice.

[00:16:30]>> Mhm. But not again, not mhm I think I've done it once or twice.

[00:16:37]But also one thing that doesn't work that people have tried on me before is to if she wants to like get the aggression out of me belittling me is not going to get a hard dick from me.

[00:16:52]There's nothing worse than Yeah, yeah, like if you want to probe me Mhm. My friends and I have had arguments with people and they'd be like poking the bear, poking the bear, poking the bear.

[00:17:00]And I'd be like, "What the fuck?" And they'll just be like "Fuck me [applause] then. [ __ ] me then. Like, use that use that frustration of me poking you and take it out on my [ __ ] now." And I'm like, "It does the opposite." Yeah, it doesn't work like that. Yeah, it doesn't work like that. Maybe I'm a [ __ ] I don't know. But it does not work for me.

[00:17:19]It really doesn't, bro.

[00:17:21]I think you're I think you are the majority. Okay, cool. Yeah. I hope so.

[00:17:26]Because I'm thinking I hate not not hate, but like I'm sorry if this worked for your previous partners.

[00:17:33]I'm sorry if it did and you're you're just expecting like this crazy bear to come out and like [ __ ] you to death. I would love that, but it's not what my dick is getting smaller by the second.

[00:17:42]The more you belittle my manhood, the less likely you are to get this dick.

[00:17:46]>> Yeah.

[00:17:47]>> [laughter] >> Yeah, it's not working for me.

[00:17:49]Yeah, it's rough. Bro, I've literally had it again where I'll I'll be arguing and then like once it's resolved they'll be like, "I think we're just both horny." And I'm like, "WHAT?"

[00:17:58]>> [laughter] >> I NO. I THINK >> I'M NOT.

[00:18:02]HERE'S WHAT I'VE DEDUCED FROM THIS.

[00:18:03]>> [laughter] >> MY HANDS ARE READY. HERE'S WHAT I'VE deduced from this. Yeah, yeah, listen, listen, listen, listen. Let me lie. Let me lie. Let me I feel like I can't speak for all women, but I'm just speaking off the examples you guys have given. I feel like women feel things intensely. Mhm. Whether it be positive emotions or negative emotions.

[00:18:21]So, if I'm looking at the negative emotions, all this like arguing back and forth, back and forth that this is happening to them because they're passionate about what they believe in. They're passionate about this situation and they're passionate to resolve it. All things revolve around passion. And passion to them is [ __ ] I hear it. So, it's like even though I'm [ __ ] mad at you I would love to [ __ ] you. Yeah, the passion Just the yeah, they just coincide. So, it's all about the passion. Okay, fair. That's not a bad deduction at all. That's my hot take.

[00:18:47]Fair.

[00:18:48]>> [laughter] >> Yeah, it drives me crazy.

[00:18:50]And don't get me wrong, I would love nothing more. Cuz if that was the case, it also makes my life easier. Facts. Cuz all I know I need to do like listen, I'm just going to [ __ ] >> Yeah, we're going to [ __ ] and I'm going to get my frustration out. You're going to get your frustration out. We're both going to nut and it's going to be lovey-dovey after that. It just doesn't work for me.

[00:19:03]>> work for me.

[00:19:05]Nah, [laughter] bro. Nah, bro.

[00:19:08]Nah, bro. It doesn't work, bro. It only works in the movies. Yeah, it does not work at all. Not me.