Eve | Lesbian/Sapphic Short Film

Added: 2026-05-27

[00:00:22][laughter] >> How did it feel to be married?

[00:00:27]How does it feel to be free?

[00:00:31]Pretty similar to not being married. I don't know.

[00:00:35]If you're expecting something profound, I've got nothing.

[00:00:37]I think it's really great. You've chosen to spend your life with only one person.

[00:00:43]I couldn't do it.

[00:00:45]Thanks.

[00:00:48]What is she playing at? She said she wanted some time.

[00:00:53]But we can never really own time. Time!

[00:00:57]We've had this day planned for 2 years.

[00:00:59]I will not let her mess it up for me, for her.

[00:01:04]Look at her.

[00:01:06]Yes.

[00:01:08]Mesmerizing, isn't she?

[00:01:11]A man could get lost in those eyes.

[00:01:13]Excuse me.

[00:01:15]It's like she wants everyone to know how much money they've got.

[00:01:19]Yes, you're right.

[00:01:22]We agreed on this last week, Clive.

[00:01:25]You're raising your voice again. I don't give a toss about the time difference.

[00:01:30]I want the champagne on ice when they arrive.

[00:01:33]With a bowl of strawberries by the side of the bed.

[00:01:35]>> And the phone off.

[00:01:38]Okay. Yes.

[00:01:41]Ending it now.

[00:01:45]And another thing, Clive, make sure the strawberries are fresh. I don't want Why don't you just fire him? Because he'll then start telling everyone how badly I treated him.

[00:02:02]It's pathetic.

[00:02:06]He could have got out of that cupboard if he really wanted to. Where's Eve got to? Aren't we supposed to be taking the photos soon?

[00:02:15]Oh.

[00:02:16]Oh, it's It's really hot in here, isn't it?

[00:02:21]I hadn't noticed.

[00:02:26]Ask me if I'm wearing any knickers under this dress.

[00:02:30]Do I have to?

[00:02:32]Just ask me.

[00:02:35]Well, are you?

[00:02:39]Of course I am.

[00:02:47]Livia, Eva likes you, doesn't she? Go and check on her. No. Do it for your brother, then. Yeah, I'm just going to stay here.

[00:03:16]Is everything okay, Mr. Donut?

[00:03:18]I was just thinking how everyone in this room will one day be dead.

[00:03:23]I'm here with Eve. We're meant to have a family photo in a minute. Well, I'm sure she'll be okay. I mean, if she was going to run away, she'd have done it before the wedding. Who said anything about running away?

[00:03:41]It's a bit boring, this, isn't it?

[00:03:42]Sorry?

[00:03:43]You know, there's lots of places you can get lost in this hotel. Why would I would Lots of rooms.

[00:03:52]>> [laughter] >> Yianna, the harder you try, the less they'll want you.

[00:04:14]Hi. All right? Yeah, fine. Fine. Really fine. You sound it.

[00:04:20]I'm just coming out for a breather. I'm not running away or anything.

[00:04:24]Ah.

[00:04:25]Do you want one?

[00:04:28]I don't smoke. I didn't ask you that.

[00:04:31]Okay.

[00:04:51]About last night, that wasn't me.

[00:04:53]Looked like you.

[00:04:55]Yeah.

[00:05:02]It's a lovely day for a wedding.

[00:05:04]Is it?

[00:05:06]What do you think of my dress?

[00:05:08]Nice.

[00:05:09]You think?

[00:05:14]I mean, you look ridiculous.

[00:05:18]But but good ridiculous.

[00:05:24]I should go.

[00:05:46]Haven't seen you for a Everything okay?

[00:05:48]Dress issues?

[00:05:50]Right.

[00:05:51]Maybe if she got the dress she originally liked. We decided against that. A bit pricey? Oh.

[00:05:58]We could have helped with that.

[00:06:00]I mean it's nothing compared to the house we bought them.

[00:06:03]I must remember to thank Ian for that.

[00:06:06]Well, I will thank Ian on your behalf for the honeymoon, but the house was my gift.

[00:06:12]Just one I have in my city development.

[00:06:15]It'll be ideal for when they start a family. Oh. I can't wait to have a grandchild.

[00:06:23]Child always needs a nanny.

[00:06:26]You'd be perfect.

[00:06:37]We're about to be taking the family photo in a minute.

[00:06:42]This doesn't feel right. Have you got that weird tone on again? What?

[00:06:46]No.

[00:06:49]I don't think I can go through with this.

[00:06:53]No, I didn't I didn't hear that because we just got married less than an hour ago. And now what you're telling me is I don't know what I'm telling you.

[00:07:04]Just do the other week.

[00:07:06]I want to ask you to put a finger up my you know that was >> it's not that. Um Is it Is it my weird shaped nose? God, that is weird. Is it my Warhammer obsession? I can give that up. Well, I'm not. Cool, I'm not.

[00:07:16]Are you cheating on me?

[00:07:17]Oh my god, you've met someone, haven't you? No. Oh, this is it. It's my nose, isn't it?

[00:07:22]>> cheating on you.

[00:07:23]>> Well, what then?

[00:07:26]Francis, please stop. Okay, I I need to I need to think. I need to speak and I need to think.

[00:07:31]>> Okay.

[00:07:32]Okay, sorry. Go ahead.

[00:07:34]Guys, what's going on? Just wait a minute, please.

[00:07:42]I think I'm attracted to women.

[00:07:45]Ridiculous.

[00:07:47]Sorry. Sorry. No, I You can't be.

[00:07:52]Well, I can't say for sure, but I think it's likely.

[00:07:56]You think it's likely?

[00:07:58]You choose to tell me this now? What you What you woke up this morning and thought, "You know what? I think I might be a lesbian."

[00:08:04]I'm sorry.

[00:08:06]Why do you think that?

[00:08:07]Have you ever slept with a girl?

[00:08:09]Kissed a girl?

[00:08:11]That's not a big deal. I can I'll kiss a guy and then we'll be even.

[00:08:14]Kissing a girl's not a big deal. I Oh, hello.

[00:08:27]Um Please go away.

[00:08:37]It's just It's just all so planned. You know, what if I've missed out on something important? Like being a lesbian? No. No. It Look, why do you even want to be married? You're only 26.

[00:08:49]I'll be 27 in a month.

[00:08:53]Do you love me?

[00:08:57]Yes.

[00:08:59]Yes, of course I do.

[00:09:02]Look, the other night when we having sex, I was looking at the cover of the Vogue magazine with Scarlett Johansson on the front.

[00:09:13]That doesn't make you gay.

[00:09:16]Everyone gets curious sometimes. Even I I've always been like this.

[00:09:24]Look, maybe I I like men and women.

[00:09:29]Bisexual's just someone who can't decide. You can't have your cake and eat it, too.

[00:09:32]>> the point of having bloody cake if you can't eat it? Cake is a pointless thing if it can't be ingested, right? It's like water you can't drink.

[00:09:38]>> But what about the sea? The sea is not pointless, is it?

[00:09:41]Just getting sidetracked.

[00:09:42]>> Look, look, look.

[00:09:45]It's all typical.

[00:09:46]Okay? It's just wedding day nerves.

[00:09:50]Let's go back out there. You'll just laugh.

[00:09:53]Guys, 30 seconds, Josie.

[00:09:59]It's normal to be nervous.

[00:10:02]I thought twice this morning.

[00:10:04]You did.

[00:10:11]Okay, time for the photo. Smile for the happy couple. Don't they look beautiful?

[00:10:17]Together forever. Oh, so perfect. One, two, three, say cheese. Cheese.

[00:10:23][singing] E.

[00:10:26]I'm sorry, Francis.

[00:10:31]What's going on?

[00:10:34]What did you do, Francis?

[00:10:37]You didn't put on that outfit, did you?

[00:10:39]No, of course not. Eve wouldn't just walk away. What did you say to her?

[00:10:43]>> She doesn't want to be married to me.

[00:10:44]>> Well, there's obviously something wrong with her, then.

[00:10:47]Harold, will you please tell Margo that there is nothing wrong with our daughter? When you're ahead of your time, some people will be left behind.

[00:10:58]Harold, would you be so kind as to tell your wife that her daughter's messed with the wrong family? It takes two to tango. We don't know what he did.

[00:11:08]>> Eve, Eve, you can't just It's not >> [laughter] >> It's >> [panting] >> ridiculous.

[00:11:15]I'm going to have to cancel the bloody honeymoon, aren't I?

[00:11:20]What?

[00:11:25]>> [snorts] >> You're not going to get far in that dress.

[00:11:48]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> We are just from [music] the stars.

[00:12:31]Everything, nothing more.

[00:12:35]>> [music] >> Part equals for the heart dust [music] from the stars.