WORLD’S BIGGEST MANCHILD (Marty Supreme Reaction)

Ajouté : 2026-05-18

[00:00:10]Hello.

[00:00:12]Hi, welcome back to our channel.

[00:00:14]Or welcome for the first time [music] if you've never seen our faces before. I'm Rachel. I'm Gina. Two girls that like to talk [ __ ] and get drunk. That as well.

[00:00:22]We did put up a poll to see what kind of movies you guys want us to watch. It was really close, like a little too close for [music] my liking. We eventually went with Marty Supreme. We hope that's okay. Yeah. So today we're going to watch Marty Supreme.

[00:00:36]But we're definitely going to watch uh Man from Nowhere. Yeah. We're going to I think we're going to do that next cuz [music] that was pretty close. So, Marty Supreme. Marty Mauser? Okay. Mauser?

[00:00:48]Marty Mauser?

[00:00:49]>> Okay. Wily hustler with a dream no one respects goes to hell and back in pursuit of greatness.

[00:00:55]So real quick, when I first just read that I was like, "Oh, he goes to hell."

[00:01:00]That's interesting.

[00:01:01]>> [laughter] >> Okay. I didn't think it was that kind of movie.

[00:01:04]I just know it's about ping pong. Pretty much. Yeah, but I think we have to refer to it as table tennis.

[00:01:09]Why? Because it's more serious. Oh, I'm sorry. It's a rated R movie about table [music] tennis. Yeah.

[00:01:17]All right.

[00:01:18]>> Drink. Drink. Drink. We did something different.

[00:01:23]It's Oh yeah, I didn't even stir mine.

[00:01:25]Gina looked up drinks inspired by the movie and they gave us this. Just a spiked Shirley Temple. Yeah. Table magazine Yeah.

[00:01:35]Described it as an adult version of a childhood drink because apparently Tim's character is childlike.

[00:01:41]>> Tim, our old pal Tim. Our close personal friend. You know our bud Timmy? All right, let's give it a taste, shall we?

[00:01:52]I don't taste the vodka. Me neither.

[00:01:53]Which is probably a bad thing.

[00:01:56]All right, with that. Okay.

[00:01:58]Here we go guys.

[00:02:01]>> [music] >> Yeah, this is fine cuz I just I got [snorts] I got hit. I got I got I got hit. This is even a little sweet for me unless it's just sour because I think it's just the sourness from the lime.

[00:02:18]>> [music] >> Okay, 80s music starts.

[00:02:32]It's a beautiful feet. Oh my god. This is going to be great. 1952 but we're playing 80s music.

[00:02:39]EXCUSE ME. HOW MUCH I BOUGHT A pair of shoes here the other day.

[00:02:42]Him with the glasses.

[00:02:44]Yeah, this woman inside she bought a pair of shoes from you. I wore them out of the store. Okay. So I left my old ones here. Is it possible that you maybe put them in one of the boxes of the other shoes that I was trying on and re- Stop that. Sure. Yeah, we'll check the basement.

[00:02:57]>> The pacing is so comedic to me. I don't know why. It's very aggressive for a shoe shop.

[00:03:01]>> Yeah, exactly.

[00:03:03]Oh.

[00:03:05]Marty. Now, I want to show you something.

[00:03:09]What am I looking at?

[00:03:11]Marty.

[00:03:15]Manager, let me say something. It's been good for my soul to see this up close and personal.

[00:03:20]I'm not I'm not a shoe salesman. He's not a shoe salesman. He looks like one.

[00:03:24]I got to buy my plane We'll settle at closing. I wanted to see the travel agent on my lunch break. You'll never come back after your lunch break.

[00:03:29]>> That's what you think of me?

[00:03:31]Yes.

[00:03:37]Right, I was waiting for that to happen.

[00:03:38]I kind of figured.

[00:03:44]And he's like eating her entire face.

[00:03:46]What's going on?

[00:03:50]Can you find me a straw?

[00:03:52]I wish I could actually in my luggage.

[00:04:04]Not even 5 minutes in.

[00:04:08]>> [music] >> There's a sperm. That's a sperm. And you know where it's going? To the egg.

[00:04:15]I didn't know.

[00:04:18]That's Tyler the Creator? Yes.

[00:04:20]How many people are in this? Apparently a lot.

[00:04:24]Who's that guy?

[00:04:25]>> [laughter] >> There's so much aggression in all of these relationships.

[00:04:42]Tell me to stop breathing.

[00:04:49]Wait, that's her. Yeah.

[00:04:51]Dude, I didn't even recognize her in the first scene. That's Odessa. Why did I not clock that before?

[00:04:57]I don't know. She looks so different.

[00:05:04]Who that? I don't know. I don't like him though.

[00:05:13]Tina, I swear [laughter] to [ __ ] god.

[00:05:16]Hello.

[00:05:19]There it is.

[00:05:20]>> [laughter] >> Tina, how do I Can I put insulin in my windows so that I can stop hearing That's not I Hey, insulin's for diabetes. about to say I don't think >> [laughter] >> I was like insulin. She is pissing me off so bad right now. What? Her.

[00:05:35]Not you, her. You're pointing AT ME THIS WAY.

[00:05:45]>> UH, IS IT GOING TO COST A LOT OF MONEY?

[00:05:48]ORIGINAL BALL FOR an original guy. We got to spend money to make money, right?

[00:05:51]Tell me what type of ball. So, Marty Supreme is the name of the ball? Babe, she's busy. Just get me a coffee. Yeah, we're talking like men about business here. I'm not getting you a cup of coffee.

[00:05:59]>> GET ME THAT DAMN COFFEE.

[00:06:09]And it's only a matter of time before I fill stadiums in the United States, too.

[00:06:12]Before I'm staring at you from the cover of a Wheaties box.

[00:06:15]The cover of a Wheaties box. That's the That's the ultimate goal.

[00:06:18]Back in the day, yeah. For athletes.

[00:06:20]>> the '50s, yeah. Sorry. They all love me.

[00:06:23]I am uniquely positioned to be the face of the entire sport in the United States. I need to see my uncle. He left.

[00:06:30]He left? He had to take your mother to the hospital. For crying out loud, she's not sick. Well, you're sounding a lot better, huh? You got to be quick. I love you, but thanks for you.

[00:06:38]>> Enough, Mom. Are you with Murray? Be honest. No, I think he made for his trip.

[00:06:43]His trip? What trip? He was supposed to give me my money for my flight. Well, I don't know anything about that, sweetie.

[00:06:50]Yes, you do. Why Why do you think I'm working here? This is sabotage.

[00:06:54]You're sabotaging me. Lloyd, you're sabotaging your whole life.

[00:06:59]There's a lot going on there. What?

[00:07:02]You seriously think I'm going to rob you? I'm going to grab my suit.

[00:07:05]No, I bought this specifically for my trip. Didn't know you needed a suit to play ping pong.

[00:07:10]Uh-oh.

[00:07:12]He said ping pong.

[00:07:15]I just want the $700 that Murray owes me. Yeah, well, watch this. I'm going to shoot you in the leg. You shoot me in the leg, you'll be spending the next few years in jail. Okay, I'll shoot you in the head instead. You're not going to do that, either. Lloyd does not give a [ __ ] Come on, look at me, please. We both know you love nothing more than to see my ass get canned. You're a thousand times more motivated than me to do this job, and yet, look at this. Manager.

[00:07:37]I'm going to be your boss. So, open the safe, let me take what I'm owed, and you can call Murray, tell exactly what happened, get me fired, press charges, whatever you want.

[00:07:47]Fine.

[00:07:48]Oh my god, I thought he shot the gun.

[00:07:50]Yes, I want to you to guess, and we'll and we'll double-check later. How much do you think plane ticket is worth back then? In the '50s? $30, $35.

[00:08:01]Is that too little? $35?

[00:08:03]For like a one-way ticket? Oh, but he's going to London. Like $80. 80? Yeah. I'm thinking 100. Okay. How much did he spend on our plane tickets?

[00:08:12]>> [screaming] >> Not that. Don't say that.

[00:08:19]Mauser. Mauser.

[00:08:24]Do you know how to play ping pong?

[00:08:27]Like every I feel like everyone knows how to, just not like but well. Not especially. I don't even can remember the last time I played ping pong. I really only play it when I'm on vacation. Do you think they have ping pong?

[00:08:39]Do you think Do you think they have ping pong in the air? I think It's a very like exhausting game. Like look at that. Like they're all over the place.

[00:08:57]Yeah, imagine tennis. Uh no. Imagine Imagine this, but it's 50 times the size.

[00:09:03]And I would dare say maybe Well, I don't know. I was going to say faster, but yeah.

[00:09:08]100% cuz they're using the I mean no, cuz they're using more space to cover.

[00:09:13]>> Yeah, so you have to move faster, I think. Uh That's I don't know.

[00:09:17]>> That's debatable.

[00:09:22]Thank you. Well, [snorts] all of the IATSE representatives are stationed at the Ritz. At the Ritz, yeah. Have you seen me like put me? Is it a problem? Well, don't. I'm so sorry it doesn't meet your high standards. As far as I know, you're the only one to complain. I want to stay where you're staying. That's what I need. The whole exchange is really offensive. You're offended?

[00:09:40]>> I'm offended.

[00:09:41]>> I'm offended. You're making your star player huddle in a rat's ass.

[00:09:45]Rat's ass?

[00:09:47]I love when people say that. I don't give a rat's ass. I love it. Yeah, I've never heard somebody refer to a location as a rat's ass.

[00:09:54]>> Yeah, that's a new one for me.

[00:09:55]>> Hey, let me ask you something. Mhm. Why rat's ass?

[00:09:59]I don't know. I don't give a rat's I guess it's like the grossest animal they could think of.

[00:10:05]Cuz well, also people say I don't give a [ __ ] Where'd that come from? These are very gross nouns that we're using. You know, when I have vodka, it really opens up my mind to where, you know, I really think about what it is that we say and do in our life and in this universe and how it and what [music] it can and who it Oh, I'm just curious. I think >> Maybe we FORGOT WE HAD EXTRA >> [laughter] >> CHAIRS DOWN HERE.

[00:10:31]I CAN'T GET IT. I just spit it on myself. Spit it.

[00:10:36]Again, this is a 2 and 1/2 hour movie, so Yeah, buckle the [ __ ] down.

[00:10:47]Look at him. Look at him. I'm looking, Tim.

[00:10:55]Write that down. Write that down.

[00:10:57]>> [snorts] [laughter] >> Nope.

[00:11:09]So, that didn't happen.

[00:11:11]No, but seriously, my mom's [laughter] dead. She was a crack [ __ ] and um he's very immature. I totally get it now.

[00:11:27]Yep.

[00:11:30]>> the world's city. I saw you in the lobby, yesterday. I I don't recall.

[00:11:34]Well, I'm a huge admirer. Okay. Look at this fit. Why is he standing on the bed like that? Makes him think better, obviously.

[00:11:42]Though, why do you always lay on the floor?

[00:11:44]>> [clears throat] >> Yeah, you're so right. Yeah. You know something, I'm a performer, too. Are you? Yeah, you don't believe me? Have you ever seen me perform anywhere?

[00:11:52]Uh after I do have it, yeah. Okay, what's that page number? What am I looking at here? It's in the middle, the center.

[00:11:59]That says you?

[00:12:00]>> Yeah, the chosen one.

[00:12:02]Well, I play table tennis after competing in the British Open. So, she said ping pong, he goes, "Um, table tennis."

[00:12:09][ __ ] dare she.

[00:12:10]My greatest achievement in life is still ahead.

[00:12:13]Yeah.

[00:12:15]Where do I know him? He's on Shark Tank.

[00:12:17]That's Kevin? Since when does he act?

[00:12:21]Right now, today, on this day.

[00:12:26]I would like another.

[00:12:28]>> [laughter] >> Rockwell Inc. Oh, okay. Well, All right, so the husband is a Rockwell Inc., what is that?

[00:12:38]He's hired I get to Christie to sign Mhm. Don't hang up. Don't hang up. Just one question. Do you recognize this street in the courtyard?

[00:12:44]>> The courtyard. Okay.

[00:12:46]I need you to go to the window. This is harassment.

[00:12:49]>> [snorts] >> But like she's like, "Leave me alone."

[00:12:51]He's like, "Where's your room? Where are you? Can I see you?"

[00:13:01]Tournament, let's turn up. Let's get humped. They're going to [ __ ] They're going to hump.

[00:13:06]Okay, this [clears throat] straw is playing games with me.

[00:13:09]Ooh, behind the Oh, behind the back.

[00:13:11]Ooh, through the legs.

[00:13:13]Oh, so I actually don't like his character at all. I'm kind of loving him. He's cocky. He's a show off. That was insane. That was crazy. Wait, that was the craziest thing I've ever seen in sports. He's a little bit annoying and he's immature. Yeah, 100%.

[00:13:32]I thought they were going to fight. That was like such an obnoxious way to be like, I got your ass.

[00:13:39]Oh, now he's facing that guy from Japan.

[00:13:42]Okay, okay, okay. Oh, she see she's liking it. She's liking what she sees.

[00:13:45]>> But how? I'm going to get the beef wellington and the caviar tasting plate because they're the most expensive items on the menu. Period. And you know what?

[00:13:53]I like that. I like the cockiness cuz you know he thinks he's the [ __ ] And you want to be the [ __ ] you got to act like you're the [ __ ] >> Yes. I agree.

[00:13:59]>> all about cockiness. I love Listen, cockiness to an extent is needed. You got to be a little cocky. I slightly agree cuz he's kind of annoying.

[00:14:09]>> Yeah, but that's the point. But then you know it's going to be really annoying when he [ __ ] does it.

[00:14:14]Yeah, no, he's like manifesting his future. He's trying to be like affirmative, you know.

[00:14:21]She's up. Oh, what is hot sir?

[00:14:24]Sexiest cigarette?

[00:14:27]Inside.

[00:14:29]The 50s. Uh I'll be taking care of the Rockwell tab tonight. You can put it on my room, the royal suite, Marty Mauser.

[00:14:35]Oh, okay. I know you.

[00:14:38]I don't think so.

[00:14:39]And you want to buy dinner for my entire table tonight? Why? What do you mean why? Do I need a reason? Well, let me rephrase that. What do you want?

[00:14:46]>> No, I don't want anything. It's just my It's my small way of saying thank you.

[00:14:48]>> For what specifically?

[00:14:49]>> For all your products. Where are you from? New York. What about you?

[00:14:53]New York, too. What do you do? I'm a professional athlete. Really? What sport?

[00:14:57]>> Table tennis. Table tennis? That's a sport?

[00:15:00]>> Competing in the British Open. In fact, I'm playing at Wembley tomorrow in front of a sold out crowd in the final against Japan. Like this, you know what they call their grip? The the way they hold their rackets? No. They call it penholder. So what? You can use that.

[00:15:10]Use it for what?

[00:15:11]>> For an advertisement or something. I don't know. You're the business guy.

[00:15:14]I kind of am [ __ ] with him. I don't know. I'm split. His tone and like the speed that he talks is He wants his [ __ ] so he's going to butter this [ __ ] up, get inside. We're supporting our country. No, I'm not, but like that's [ __ ] strategic.

[00:15:32]That was a little slur. You [laughter] know what I mean? My son lost his life liberating you.

[00:15:36]Oh.

[00:15:37]>> Oh.

[00:15:38]I thought you were liberated by the Soviets.

[00:15:40]It wasn't Americans, Soviets. I mean it literally. He was serving the South Pacific. What happened to him?

[00:15:45]What do you mean? He was killed.

[00:15:47]Huh.

[00:15:48]You find that funny?

[00:15:49]>> Oh, okay. Maybe.

[00:15:51]Can I take something back? Mhm. He's a little bit of a dick.

[00:15:55]Thank you.

[00:15:56]I think And I think I think I said that.

[00:15:59]So, lucky for me there was an officer who recognized me.

[00:16:02]She said I'd [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of him right now. Exactly.

[00:16:08]You're all sweet. Okay. I wonder who's in there.

[00:16:12]Let me really think about it. Shocking.

[00:16:15]Shocking. Shocked. No one.

[00:16:21]She's wearing >> Oh, something underneath. Wow.

[00:16:27]This music is crazy.

[00:16:30]Cuz this is not a good thing that he's doing. I think the music is like haunting on purpose.

[00:16:34]>> Mhm.

[00:16:35]It's And no choice. All right, so this is the final between Japan and America.

[00:16:45]Mhm. Okay.

[00:16:46]What do you think? I think he's He's going to [ __ ] up or I think he's going to win.

[00:16:52]And he's going to skyrocket afterwards, and then he's going to come to like a screeching halt and hit it rock bottom for some reason.

[00:17:02]Well, he's really [ __ ] the bed for Team USA. Come on, dude. I just said I thought you were going to win.

[00:17:09]Maybe having sex the night before was a big no-no. You know that's a thing, right?

[00:17:13]>> Yes. Especially for men with their testosterone and [ __ ] >> Yes.

[00:17:22]He's like struggling.

[00:17:23]>> of overhand, yeah. Okay, one on one?

[00:17:25]>> here we go.

[00:17:30]I love watching the audience's heads back and forth.

[00:17:33]How many games do they play in total?

[00:17:35]Three? Yeah, I wasn't listening. They said it. I want to say three.

[00:17:40]I know it's till 21, obviously.

[00:17:42]Oh, obviously.

[00:17:45]Didn't know that. Okay.

[00:17:48]>> [cheering] >> Oh, he's going to crash out.

[00:17:58]He suffered his wife. I can't believe this is happening. That's crazy.

[00:18:21]Wow.

[00:18:28]What a transition, first of all.

[00:18:30]>> out. They're so destructive for no [ __ ] reason. I was so wrong. I totally thought he was going to take off from there, and then the downfall was going to happen later on. I had no idea what a phenomenon it was in the ancient >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:18:41]>> and how big it is in Japan.

[00:18:43]>> what I was trying to tell you.

[00:18:44]Hey, real quick. He had sex with your wife, just so you know. What I want to do is stage an exhibition match around the time of the world championships between you and Endo. I'll pay you a thousand dollars. I'll put you up at the Imperial Hotel in Tokyo, and if you're leaving from New York, I'll give you a seat on my private plane, and you'll fly in a luxury for the first time in your life.

[00:19:03]>> Oh.

[00:19:06]Now, this is not an official match. It's not even a real game. This is purely promotional to entertain the Japanese people, so they buy more of my pens.

[00:19:17]Okay? I'm going to lose? Sometimes when you lose, you're a winner. Let me explain. You lose 100 times better than Endo. You understand that, right? I couldn't care less. I don't care about table tennis. This is theater. You're funny to me. I'm funny to you? You know what's funny to me? That you want to entertain the Japanese so badly and they murdered your son. That's it.

[00:19:33]>> [music] >> Look, you struck a nerve, I struck a nerve, okay? Now we're even. That doesn't even come close. That doesn't even come close. Oh my god.

[00:19:45]This guy is so annoying.

[00:19:48]>> [music] >> Oh, he's with the god of he's with the Globetrotters. That's cool.

[00:20:06]Is that a real animal? That's a Is that a real animal? That's a real animal?

[00:20:12]I'm sorry.

[00:20:14]That thing just hit it with its flipper and beat him?

[00:20:17]That's that's that's that's insane.

[00:20:21]What What is that? Is it a That's not a That's a seal.

[00:20:24]>> It looks like a walrus, but there's no tusks, so it has to be a seal. Seal. A sea lion.

[00:20:29]Sea lion.

[00:20:31]Those things freak me out. Why are you so big and then you're in the ocean?

[00:20:34]>> Sea lions or walruses?

[00:20:36]Either or. Really? I love sea li- Oh, I like seals.

[00:20:39]>> I don't know.

[00:20:40]No. I trust nothing that can breathe under water, okay? No. It's just a thing I have. I don't know what you're thinking.

[00:20:47]Orcas?

[00:20:48]Don't even get me started. Well, you don't seem happy to see me. Yeah, you don't seem happy to see me. So, now are you going to be staying here?

[00:20:55]Was that not okay?

[00:20:57]Don't worry, I'll be out of your hair in a few weeks.

[00:20:59]That's Fran.

[00:21:03]The nanny?

[00:21:06]I watched it.

[00:21:08]I feel like I'm on her side, but I don't know why yet.

[00:21:11]Like they were trying to make her out to be crazy in the beginning, but I think she was faking being sick cuz he's a terrible son.

[00:21:17]I got you something.

[00:21:22]It's an original Egyptian pyramid.

[00:21:25]Well, that's kind of cool. So, he vandalized a pyramid. Pretty much. Yeah. Can I help you? Yeah.

[00:21:32]Come on. Come on. Let's go. Let's go.

[00:21:34]What the [ __ ] are you doing? Over here.

[00:21:35]Come on. You're under arrest. You're under arrest. Did she call the cops on him? For what? Armed robbery. Come on.

[00:21:40]Armed robbery? What are you talking about? Murray, where's my mother?

[00:21:43]Murray. I asked her to leave.

[00:21:45]>> You told her What the [ __ ] IS GOING ON? I'M I'M GETTING ARRESTED.

[00:21:48]HELP ME. YOU literally did tell Lloyd that after I leave, you can call the cops if you want. Yeah, but like he's a [ __ ] Like Shut up and listen to me.

[00:21:57]Lecture me? YOU'RE NOT MY SHUT UP.

[00:21:59]YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY times I had to get woken up and bailed out.

[00:22:04]And now, you're going to be a big boy.

[00:22:06]It's your turn. A big boy? Did you really just say that? I need a big I need a big boy.

[00:22:13]You come back to the shop. None of this ping pong mishigas, okay? Mishigas?

[00:22:17]What's the other option? I press charges.

[00:22:19]>> I'm not doing that. Lloyd is a witness.

[00:22:21]>> doing that. And you go to jail.

[00:22:23]>> Really? You do that to your own kin?

[00:22:24]South. Why? How much is he paying you right now? Whatever it is, I'll double it for you to suck MY DICK. WHAT?

[00:22:31]OW.

[00:22:33]>> [laughter] >> YOU JUST HIT ME.

[00:22:35]WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? I GOT IT FROM your luggage. Are you out of your mind?

[00:22:37]THAT'S MY MONEY FROM JAPAN. LET'S TAKE HIM DOWNTOWN. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. OKAY.

[00:22:42]COME ON. COME ON. PLEASE STOP. OKAY, I'M SORRY. I'm sorry. Take his cuffs off.

[00:22:48]This is what's going to happen. Second the cuffs are off, watch.

[00:22:52]Shake it out. There we go.

[00:22:54]That's what I would do. I was just going to say that exact sentence.

[00:23:00]I'm right here. Hey, leave him alone. I think he's leaving, Bub. What? Hey.

[00:23:05]Hey, Danny. Hey. Hey, yo, Frankie.

[00:23:08]What?

[00:23:13]Oh, it's What's-his-What's-her-face's husband.

[00:23:15]>> Yeah. Did we know her name?

[00:23:19]She Something with J. Mhm.

[00:23:23]Is she Is she pregnant? Well, we watched her We did see that. Hey, Wally, you bring your cab and as much cash as you can. We can go to that place that that clown was talking about in Jersey. That's a bad idea. JERSEY. HEY.

[00:23:35]>> [screaming] >> AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY SOMETHING TO ME?

[00:23:39]WELL, CONGRATULATIONS. I've been trying to get in contact with you for 8 months.

[00:23:42]>> Okay, I guess what you're trying to do is not going to work. Excuse me?

[00:23:45]>> It's not mine. No, I pull out.

[00:23:47]>> Yes, it is. Does Ira pull out?

[00:23:49]What do you want me to say to that, Wally? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[00:23:54]Rachel.

[00:23:58]God. He's going to get punched. What's this?

[00:24:06][ __ ] >> This is my friend, but I've known her since I was 8 years old. My father just died. She was consoling me. It's okay.

[00:24:11]>> SHUT UP.

[00:24:12]>> DON'T TOUCH ME. Is that how you talk to YOUR WIFE?

[00:24:14]>> YEAH, THAT'S HOW I TALK to her. I got to go back inside. Maybe he's leaving for reinforcements.

[00:24:20]Oh, cops.

[00:24:22]Oh, you idiot. This is what I'm saying.

[00:24:25]His ego's going to get him in so much trouble.

[00:24:31]You see a white kid with glasses come through here?

[00:24:34]Nobody saw him? Nobody saw him?

[00:24:36][ __ ] [ __ ] What's up, baby?

[00:24:39]You know what time it is, please?

[00:24:40]>> It was $3, bro. You said it was $3.

[00:24:41]>> That was the old LAST ROOM, BUT HOTEL FOR $3?

[00:24:46]$4 for a motel room? Are you actually insane? Popping out tomorrow? She's popping it. Look, all I know is it's not mine. She isn't it. What the [ __ ] WE WERE 8 YEARS OLD. SHE'S trying to get me stuff.

[00:24:56]>> Your dummy ass?

[00:24:57]>> Yes. It's a biological impossibility that that kid is mine. Oh my god, he's so stupid. Every time I take a piss, I pull back, I hold my urine in and I count to 10 Mississippi. That's how you build up the muscle.

[00:25:08]>> that's how you get a [ __ ] bladder infection. What are you doing? [snorts] 100% Yeah. It's good method. Build up muscle tolerance? Is that what he said?

[00:25:15]I don't even want to go back and discuss in detail what he said, but what he said was [ __ ] stupid.

[00:25:22]What's the rich? Why? You got a $1,500 fine from the International TABLE TENNIS ASSOCIATION. WHAT?

[00:25:30]For the dinner. GIVE ME THAT.

[00:25:48]NO, THE DOG.

[00:25:55]THIS IS ABOUT [ __ ] PING PONG. This movie is about ping pong.

[00:25:59]Table tennis.

[00:26:00]Sorry. Who did that to you, you [ __ ] [ __ ] >> didn't. You're the one that rented me the room, okay? I could have broken my neck and I could have still happened, too. Go Jimmy, come on and help me with this dog. Told you I don't got nobody free. I got nobody free right now. He not going to do What? Nothing. Come on.

[00:26:16]Just bring me the dog to the vet. I can't. I got work. I got a job. I can't get fired.

[00:26:19]>> a job? [laughter] I'll give you a triple. Come on.

[00:26:22]Okay. You're going to have big. Okay.

[00:26:25]I'm going to apply a tourniquet to him.

[00:26:27]I'm going to remove the other tourniquet right now.

[00:26:29]So, what the [ __ ] is that guy doing?

[00:26:32]Turn around and take him to the vet.

[00:26:34][ __ ] the dog. Hey, take this. Take this.

[00:26:36]There you go.

[00:26:37]He just spiked the [ __ ] dog. He just put liquor in his whatever the [ __ ] that is.

[00:26:42]>> to do that, Rick.

[00:26:43]>> the [ __ ] dog. They used to give liquor to everything. I was literally just about to say the babies they used to give liquor to.

[00:26:49]>> was having too much, ah, just put a little scotch in his bowl. Yeah. Babies crying.

[00:26:53]>> all whiskey, put it in their That's our grandparents. Yeah, they're still kicking.

[00:26:59]Well, some of them are kicking.

[00:27:03]>> [music] >> Who the hell is that? I don't know.

[00:27:18]Play or shut up.

[00:27:20]Play or shut up. I don't know. I see.

[00:27:26]>> [laughter] >> What are you doing? I'm not even looking.

[00:27:30]I wasn't even looking.

[00:27:32]No, you can't do that.

[00:27:34]You got to volley it on the ball hit the other side. You can't catch it with your paddle. It's my point. What are you talking about? You got to let the ball fall off the table. That's ridiculous.

[00:27:41]That's ridiculous.

[00:27:43]I hate the way this guy is speaking.

[00:27:44]That was good.

[00:27:46]No, no, no. No, no. Take it.

[00:27:48]>> I I should spot you like five points.

[00:27:51]You've had a rough enough day already.

[00:27:52]Keep it. What What is That's fake, right?

[00:27:56]Yeah. I'm thinking it's fake.

[00:27:58]>> they're trying to run the They're trying to run it. Fare ran out on me. I'm a taxi driver.

[00:28:03]I'm in Manhattan.

[00:28:05]That's an expensive trip, man. Oh, YEAH.

[00:28:06]$20, $25. WHAT?

[00:28:10]That's expensive. $20, $25.

[00:28:13]What happened? Punches me in the back of the hand, takes my money, and runs the [ __ ] off. I beat the brakes off that [ __ ] And I took what he had. I would keep that down if I were you in this place.

[00:28:26]Not everybody is as nice as Christian is, I'm telling you. What about that [ __ ] right there? I don't know who the [ __ ] that guy is. Hey, you can't say stuff like that. Yeah, they're hustling.

[00:28:34]Yeah, they're hustling.

[00:28:37]Oh, there we are.

[00:28:39]I didn't know you guys play table tennis.

[00:28:43]Sorry.

[00:28:44]What Did he just say what I think he said in the way that I think he said it?

[00:28:49]It's part of the skit. And And this guy's fine with it.

[00:28:53]Listen.

[00:28:54]I don't know him personally, so I can't speak for him.

[00:29:13]This is great cuz whatever they get they can just split.

[00:29:16]You know.

[00:29:34]That's how they got him.

[00:29:35]And he got the money from taking the dog to the vet. He's doing well right now.

[00:29:40]Oh, he's walking out the car.

[00:29:42]Uh-uh.

[00:29:43]Uh-uh.

[00:29:44]Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

[00:29:46]Guys. Noel's driving the car. Noel's driving the car.

[00:29:50]Kiki, do you >> [laughter] >> Uh-oh.

[00:30:31]Oh. Oh, they didn't know that he was a pro, though.

[00:30:36]The dog's an attack.

[00:30:38]Yeah.

[00:30:42]Hm.

[00:30:44]Oh. dog.

[00:30:55]It's a dog.

[00:31:00]>> [music] >> He's good. Look, he's running. He's good. He doesn't know where he is. He's going to run wild. He's going to run with the wind.

[00:31:08]Oh, wait, is he following the car? Oh, [ __ ] Oh.

[00:31:32]Yep, let's kill him.

[00:31:34]I think that's the only option. I would.

[00:31:36]Yeah.

[00:31:39]No, it's not Rachel. It's Marty. Open the door.

[00:31:41]>> [snorts] >> Oh.

[00:31:43]Damn.

[00:31:44]Shame on you.

[00:31:47]Deserved. Hey Deion, how you doing, man?

[00:31:49]I really appreciate this. This is my sister, Rachel, by the way. Rachel's my buddy, my business partner. I'm not supposed to have people over.

[00:31:56]She's in a bad situation at home, man. I can't have her go back there, please.

[00:32:02]Who did the orange? Yep. How'd you do the orange? I contacted someone at Helix. They coded the sailboat for me.

[00:32:08]You're my pop, we believe in you.

[00:32:09]We're invested. That's why he's been so mad. Orange fierce. You came up with that? Yeah, pretty good, right? That's pretty good, Deion. This is I'm I'm stunned.

[00:32:17]I'm stunned. That's a good find. Yes, hi. Can I speak to Milton Rockwell, please? He's not in at the moment. Can I take a message?

[00:32:24]>> Okay, when are you expecting him? I believe he's working offsite today. Can you apologize to him uh on my behalf? I was the young gentleman that was supposed to have breakfast with him this morning.

[00:32:35]Oh, Jesus.

[00:32:38]He's using this guy's son's death like in a really gross way.

[00:32:41]>> Mhm. How about this? Why don't you try giving a call over to the El Paso theater? I'm trying to rebuild my life here. Don't you understand that?

[00:32:49]>> YOU NEVER BELIEVED IN ME, NOT ONCE.

[00:32:52]OH, YOU WANT TO WALLOW IN SELF-PITY?

[00:32:54]WELL, here's an oven.

[00:32:57]THE DOOR'S LOCKED.

[00:32:58]>> OH MY GOD. I thought we had a good rhythm. A good rhythm going. On what planet is that a good rhythm if you're a homo? I was in a room. I COULDN'T GET A WORD OUT. I understand. We're going to fix it. That's what a rehearsal process is for. It's Marty.

[00:33:11]What are you doing here? Oh, I just got a friend in the stagehands union. I was dropping something off for you. You watch that.

[00:33:16]>> Yeah. I can't believe you're acting again.

[00:33:19]That wasn't acting. He won't let me act.

[00:33:21]>> Yeah, no, that looked frustrating. Yeah, you were running circles around him.

[00:33:25]Of course I am. Yeah. He stays up for 3 days in a row because his character is supposed to be tired. It's obnoxious.

[00:33:33]Mess it. Be so committed.

[00:33:36]Why did he stop the scene?

[00:33:38]Why didn't he punch his hand through the screen and lock it from the other side?

[00:33:40]>> Yeah. Glenn. People want to see I need to talk to Thank you. Yes. Yes, what?

[00:33:45]What? What? What? What? This kid understands the character better than he does.

[00:33:50]>> Excuse me. Thing, you didn't really seem like you were in the scene, is all.

[00:33:54]Uh, who is this?

[00:33:56]>> He's nobody.

[00:33:57]>> Also >> That's the point. My experience only children hold a knife like this. If it's a serious fight, you hold your knife like this. This is not a knife.

[00:34:05]>> knife, if you're not going for realistic, you might as well add a little flair.

[00:34:15]That was kind of hot.

[00:34:16]>> really good. That was kind of hot.

[00:34:19]Mr. Rockwell.

[00:34:21]Mr. Rockwell. What?

[00:34:22]>> Well, hey. Marty Meiser. Nice to see you.

[00:34:25]>> Did you call my office and say you're friends with my son? Please. Please. I want to revisit our conversation about Japan. I I I've reconsidered it and I want to do it. Hey. Hey. Mr. Waffle. Mr. Waffle. Please, let's both be pragmatists about this. Put your personal feelings about this aside for a second. You and I both know how much value I would add with Endo. Please, give me 2 minutes. We have enough common ground to figure this out.

[00:34:50]>> [laughter] >> That was so messed up.

[00:34:52]He's going to [ __ ] his wife again.

[00:34:54]Watch.

[00:34:55]Oh, 100%. Miss Stone wanted to let you know that she'd love to have lunch with you. Miss Stone?

[00:35:05]Now, what did I say?

[00:35:09]He Oh, that scared me.

[00:35:11]>> No, that's fine, but just I don't want any confusion about my attendance. I'm going to be there. I'm there. I got it.

[00:35:18]This is not real. You mean it's total fake? It came from the neck of a millionaire. I saw it come off her neck.

[00:35:23]I don't care.

[00:35:25]Total garbage. Costume jewelry. Costume jewelry. Ha, dumb ass. Where have you been? You promised me we have a list to distribute. Okay. Okay. My dad last time I'll be right back and I'll give you my undivided attention. Let me just talk to my sister for a second. My sister, while she's pregnant with your baby, is crazy.

[00:35:39]Yeah, I know a guy who lost a dog out in New Jersey. He'll pay a big reward.

[00:35:43]Also, there's a set of car keys in a bowl by the front door. Do you see them?

[00:35:46]Yeah. Grab the keys. Make sure Deena doesn't see you do it. I Sorry. Station's closed. Oh, that's okay. We're not looking for service. Did you Did you see a dog? Uh there's a pound down in Cranberry. She know if they kill this dog Let's go try that place.

[00:36:07]Hello.

[00:36:13]Oh, there's the dog.

[00:36:16]Oh, breaking entry. I mean, this guy is just racking in the points. He's hitting every crime on the list.

[00:36:22]Pepperman Harris and that great record of his.

[00:36:26]>> [screaming] >> That's a scary looking man.

[00:36:32]Can I help you? Oh, we were just searching the area for a lost dog.

[00:36:36]>> Lost our dog a couple of days ago near the gas station. They told us to come and check over here seeing that you're the closest house. Who? Which gas station? I don't I don't know.

[00:36:44]>> Hey man, Oh man, I'm so excited you're back.

[00:36:48]Oh no, no, I'm sorry. That's not our intention. My dog, hey you found it. I didn't find any dog. I looked through your window. I saw my dog. Looking through my window? Yeah, it's a good thing I did, right?

[00:36:57]>> Want to get a closer look at it? Yes, please.

[00:37:03]Um, he's got a gun.

[00:37:06]Yep.

[00:37:09]That's pretty >> [screaming] >> Oh.

[00:37:20]Oh.

[00:37:22]Oh.

[00:37:27]I thought they were going to cross off murder on the list of laws to break. Did you did you by any chance lose a dog named Moses?

[00:37:35]Yeah, I did. Why? We just found him. For real? I did, yeah. All right, give me your address. I'm going to come right now. Um, well, that's that's the thing.

[00:37:44]You know, in situations like these it's it's kind of customary to give the person a reward, no? How much you have in mind?

[00:37:50]I was thinking maybe $2,000 seems fair for this kind of a thing. That seems pretty fair to me, $2,000.

[00:38:01]Well, that's kind of the wrong way to look at it. Excuse me, [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] You're not getting your What is wrong with you? So, when is she going to go into labor? That's my question. Like very soon, I feel. Caused a hit-and-run.

[00:38:12]I I can't I can't. I'll send this out to the local breeders and maybe we can get one that looks the same. And the only one we'll be able to tell the difference.

[00:38:20]>> think he's going to recognize his own dog? He's working on my game right now instead of him in there used car lot.

[00:38:24]Yeah, by the way, when is there going to be ping pong?

[00:38:27]Tennis, whatever.

[00:38:28]>> I feel I feel like the table tennis hasn't really happened in a while. Hey pal, what are you still doing up? Keep your voice down. Okay, they're still sleeping. Wait, they're back? I didn't know they were Told you they were back.

[00:38:36]Where's my dad's car? You tricked me.

[00:38:38]No, I didn't. What are you talking about?

[00:38:39]>> Yes, you did, you lying [ __ ] Why is everyone calling her [ __ ] I'm really I like that. Don't talk to her like that. She's one of my favorite people in the Tell him not to talk to me Don't talk to her like that. Don't talk to her like that. Oh my Jesus. Pick us up.

[00:38:51]Beon, this is very late right now. We should all get a little bit of rest.

[00:38:54]I'll smooth it over with your father at breakfast. I know your father is not You're not staying here? We've got nowhere to go.

[00:38:59]You shouldn't leave. Do you have any idea what we've been through today?

[00:39:02]Where are we going to go because Sorry, you have a bad you have a bad back here and I have been sleeping on it. And I got a baby in me. She's a good con artist. Can we please just have a comforter and privacy with my sister?

[00:39:13]Can we please? Keep your voice down.

[00:39:15]He's just yapping. She's giving emotion.

[00:39:19]Love it.

[00:39:20]>> I love that. I love I love that. That was so good. That might work. That acting was so brilliant. Are you actually crying for No. Morty, what are you >> [gasps] >> I can explain. It's not my fault, okay?

[00:39:33]No talking. No, I didn't have a choice.

[00:39:35]See, in the car, she's a good con artist. In the car that I that I was like, wow, that black guy kind of looks really fake.

[00:39:42]>> I treat you How could I do this to you?

[00:39:43]>> Yes, how could you HOW COULD I DO THIS TO YOU? HOW ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME? DO YOU REALIZE I'M DUE IN 4 WEEKS? I AM DUE IN 4 WEEKS AND IT'S HIS BABY, BY THE WAY.

[00:39:55]>> [laughter] >> SORRY. We have a meeting with Spalding first thing in the morning for the Supreme sample.

[00:40:02]Where do you expect HER TO SLEEP? I'M NOT GOING TO SLEEP ON THE STREET. I'M NOT GOING TO SLEEP ON THE STREET.

[00:40:11]NOT THE BALLS.

[00:40:12]NOT THE BALL THAT WAS REALLY SATISFYING.

[00:40:15]I got to tell you something, Rachel. All right, it's not intended to be mean. I have a purpose.

[00:40:19]You don't.

[00:40:19]>> Hit him.

[00:40:20]It's some sort of blessing it's not. It puts me at a huge life disadvantage.

[00:40:24]>> Hit him. Of all the choices I've had to make, your life is a product of I don't even know what your life is a product of. You're just making it up as you go on.

[00:40:30]Punch him in the [ __ ] teeth.

[00:40:33]I'm sorry. No, it's okay.

[00:40:35]It goes without saying I'm in no position to settle down right now. Get that out of your mind. I will not settle down right now. As your friend, I will help you.

[00:40:41]>> No. We'll do the research. We'll find a great maternity home. They'll take you in. They'll ensure the baby's got a good family. We can do all of that. No?

[00:40:48]No?

[00:40:50]Then go home, Rachel. Just go home. I mean, he offered her solutions. Hey.

[00:40:57]When did I play ping pong again?

[00:40:59]Is it coming [ __ ] soon?

[00:41:01]I don't know, but honestly, the ping pong has been the least interesting part of this movie tonight.

[00:41:05]>> 100%.

[00:41:07]Right.

[00:41:07]>> Right. She doesn't know that that happened.

[00:41:11]It's not your baby.

[00:41:13]Ooh. Ooh.

[00:41:15]There we go. All right, now we're back.

[00:41:17]Oh, we're so back.

[00:41:21]Ew.

[00:41:22]Oh, hey Rachel.

[00:41:24]It's your new mother-in-law. And congratulations, Mrs. Mosely. You're going to be a grandmother.

[00:41:32]Bro, get out. Just go. I don't understand what she's trying to do.

[00:41:36]Well, she needs a house. That's her only option right now is to live at home.

[00:41:40]Yeah, but what was the point of her telling him that it's not his her his baby?

[00:41:46]I guess she so she could get it off her chest. So that he just knows.

[00:41:49]>> Yeah. So she doesn't have to keep lying.

[00:41:52]Don't broke. Okay. Seesaw.

[00:41:55]Go back.

[00:41:57]Bicycles. Remember bicycles?

[00:42:01]Baby, stop. Where is he?

[00:42:03]Give me the money and I'll bring him out.

[00:42:04]>> Money? You ain't getting a nickel unless I see my dog.

[00:42:09]What are you doing?

[00:42:09]>> that collar?

[00:42:10]WHAT'S IT THE COLLAR? WOULD I HAVE this if I didn't have your dog? No. So, show me the money and I'll go and get him for you.

[00:42:17]>> Yeah, look, look. Okay? Look, there he is right now with the dog. I told you.

[00:42:21]So, hand me the money.

[00:42:22][ __ ] you.

[00:42:24]Hey!

[00:42:26]Hey, give me my money.

[00:42:27]STAY!

[00:42:28]STOP, MERLE!

[00:42:29]THEY TOOK MY WALLET!

[00:42:36]OOH. OH.

[00:42:40]OH.

[00:42:43]UH.

[00:42:45]UH.

[00:42:46]UH-UH. UH-OH.

[00:42:50]What is it?

[00:42:51]The wig cap.

[00:42:52]>> Oh, jeez.

[00:42:52]>> [laughter] >> Don't touch my [ __ ] feet, freak. I stole this from you. I planned to just sell it and never see you again, but I can't stop thinking about you. You know that's costume jewelry, right? This is costume jewelry.

[00:43:05]>> production.

[00:43:06]>> You're such an idiot.

[00:43:08]I'm telling you the truth. I stole from you and then I feel bad about it, so I'm trying to make amends.

[00:43:14]>> I don't care. I'm a publicist. Hello.

[00:43:17]Martin would like to be an actor, but unfortunately, he's not very good. Oh.

[00:43:22]Make sure you give him a ticket for tonight. Really? When you see this lady after you're going to feel like you got your [ __ ] sucked by a vacuum. Huh?

[00:43:30]That's a thing to say to someone.

[00:43:34]>> someone needs to report Merle.

[00:43:36]>> is something to say.

[00:43:46]I have something for you.

[00:43:47]Every year my husband gives me a piece of jewelry for our anniversary.

[00:43:51]That should cover your trip and then some.

[00:43:55]Wearing it makes me feel like [ __ ] Ooh.

[00:44:06]Honestly, as you should. That's the least you could [ __ ] do. Hey, [ __ ] you. COME ON. HEY.

[00:44:10]STOP THEM. WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. COME ON, GIVE US A BREAK. We're looking for a earring. You're an ass.

[00:44:15]>> off. We were looking for my earring.

[00:44:17]>> like you got two earrings in your ear there. Cuff her. No, please. No, no. Get her out of here.

[00:44:22]It's a really nice necklace.

[00:44:24]Take it. Take it. I can't believe this.

[00:44:27]You think you could grab me another necklace? Are you serious? Fine.

[00:44:32]Stay here.

[00:44:32]>> I will I'll stay here.

[00:44:33]>> Do you understand me?

[00:44:34]>> Okay. Do not move.

[00:44:35]>> Okay. Where the [ __ ] have you been?

[00:44:37]Right. I needed a moment to myself. Is that a problem? I didn't realize I needed a permission slip. Nero's on the phone right now with the New York Times.

[00:44:45]What? He's got a printer. He's going to read the review.

[00:44:51]You're not getting the necklace, pal.

[00:44:52]She's upstairs in her bedroom.

[00:44:54]>> Okay.

[00:44:57]This This is not a good time. Okay.

[00:45:00]Okay. I'll just Bad review?

[00:45:02]I want to say yes. I want to say a really bad review.

[00:45:08]Has he come downstairs? Has he come downstairs?

[00:45:12]Has he come downstairs?

[00:45:13]It It It just It just It just It has to be that. Excuse me.

[00:45:19]Oh, he's walking right up to him. How the [ __ ] did you get in my house?

[00:45:22]>> Please give me another chance. I need a ride to Japan and I need $1,500.

[00:45:25]>> There are no second chances in life. I offered you the job and you said no.

[00:45:31]>> because I was impulsive and I regret it.

[00:45:33]Please, okay? I'll do I'll do anything.

[00:45:34]>> Down the hall, second door on the right is my office.

[00:45:38]Grab the paddle and bring it back here.

[00:45:43]So, here's what I want you to do.

[00:45:45]I want you to bend over that chair and drop your pants.

[00:45:50]Ow.

[00:45:51]Are you serious? You want to get to Japan, don't you?

[00:45:54]>> Yeah, I want to go to Japan, but this is This is what you want? That's what it's going to take.

[00:45:57]>> [sighs] >> I'm going to see Timothy Chalamet's ass.

[00:46:00]Yep, there it is.

[00:46:03]This one is for my son. Yeah.

[00:46:06]This one is for me.

[00:46:09]And now the bonus round.

[00:46:15]Rachel, do you know what's even more disgusting than that guy wanting to do that as a punishment is all the guys who sat around and watched it happen and enjoyed it.

[00:46:24]>> going to hang around till my flight.

[00:46:25]Where are you going? Yeah, where are you going? Going to Japan tomorrow morning 8:00 a.m.

[00:46:28]Are you guys not paying attention? He's been saying he's going to Japan for like 8 hours.

[00:46:34]How you doing?

[00:46:36]Oh, wow. How are you doing? Nice to see you. Hey, I've been trying to get in touch with you. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, how's your dog? I got your girl downstairs in the car, okay? She's waiting to [ __ ] your tongue. You got to be kidding me. You got You got Rachel?

[00:46:47]Let me give me 2 seconds. I just want to say one thing to my friend.

[00:46:49]>> stay here, but I'm not going to be here.

[00:46:50]Where are you going to be? Where am I going to be? I'll be downstairs taking a hammer to your girl's stomach. Come on, let's go. Okay.

[00:47:01]Get out of the car. Come on.

[00:47:06]Close it.

[00:47:07]>> [screaming] >> Go.

[00:47:09]Open up. Seen anything in there? No, not really.

[00:47:19]I knew it.

[00:47:21]What the [ __ ] is happening?

[00:47:24]>> that they had [laughter] that angle with the guy's face up against the window, I was like, he's getting his [ __ ] blown off. Bro, you're going to shoot your dog accidentally.

[00:47:39]I love you.

[00:47:42]Honey, what did she do today?

[00:47:43]Why is the baby okay? The baby is fine.

[00:47:46]Okay, he's fine. You can say goodbye.

[00:47:48]Okay, we can't leave until the hospital.

[00:47:50]No.

[00:47:51]Baby, please don't go. Honey, don't go.

[00:47:53]Please don't go. Please don't go.

[00:47:54]Why?

[00:47:56]Oh my god.

[00:47:58]He's going to [ __ ] leave. Gina, I swear I swear to god.

[00:48:11]Remember in the beginning I was like, "Nah, man. I I kind of [ __ ] with him, you know?" Yep, he's just a cocky little [ __ ] He just has a big dream. I do remember that. What a piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] It's too late in the movie for him to have any sort of significant character >> man. There's no Yeah, he's just going to be like that.

[00:48:27]>> up from here.

[00:48:30]The back of that line? That one that we're looking at right there?

[00:48:34]>> like.

[00:48:44]I'm really not interested in your excuse.

[00:48:54]championship. You are not playing in the championship. I think you're confused.

[00:48:58]That's what I'm doing the event for so I can pay off the rest of my fine.

[00:49:00]>> The tournament's in listen, 2 weeks away. All the bracket thing has been set. I'm not going to tear up the entire schedule on behalf of one entitled man.

[00:49:07]>> Oh oh my god. You have wasted your time coming here. Also, he just told them that it was rigged. By the way, I'm going to lose today.

[00:49:19]He's so stupid, Gina.

[00:49:26]No no what?

[00:49:37]Great.

[00:49:48]Well, all right. So, really quickly, if he does win this tournament because he's an egotistical narcissist, Correct. what is his plan? He's not getting into the championship. He's not getting any of the money. Is this just for like self-worth purposes? I don't know.

[00:50:15]I do have to admit though >> is huge. That's a huge ass thing. I do have to admit I I feel bad for him. He's a piece of [ __ ] person, but he wants this so badly and it's just nothing is happening for him. I agree, but also disagree. He's done so much I mean literally literally three people died.

[00:50:33]>> He's such a like problematic person, but in a way I understand where all of the rage is coming from.

[00:50:41]Like I feel bad.

[00:51:01]Perhaps a good start.

[00:51:07]Oh god. Gina, he's he's just not as good as he thinks he is.

[00:51:12]Oh.

[00:51:14]Newsies.

[00:51:15]Hi. That's literally Jack Kelly.

[00:51:21]Okay.

[00:51:24]I've met many Marty Mouses over the centuries. You go up and win that game, you're going to be here forever, too.

[00:51:29]You'll never be happy. You will never be happy.

[00:51:37]All right, one for him, one for you.

[00:51:39]Let's go.

[00:51:42]Aw.

[00:51:44]Wow. Good game. Good game.

[00:51:47]You're a great player.

[00:51:49]Now if you could just can I help you? Hi, yes. [music] I was hoping to be connected to Rachel Weisz.

[00:51:54]I was just He's getting a ride with uh No, I'm sorry, guys. Yeah, I mean, he has no where else to go. Yeah. And they're all so proud of him.

[00:52:07]Oh, I thought her arm was missing. I did too for a hot second. I was like, did she get shot? She got shot in the chest and they took her arm? I don't understand.

[00:52:15]Go back to sleep.

[00:52:16]I love you.

[00:52:20]I just don't know. I can't get a good read on him. Me, neither. I'm flopping back and forth the entire movie.

[00:52:27]Weisz?

[00:52:29]>> [crying] >> Say hi to Daddy.

[00:52:42]Aw.

[00:52:47]That's a cute baby. Oh my god. That's an adorable [ __ ] baby.

[00:52:58]That was really good.

[00:53:00]That was really good.

[00:53:01]That was really, really good. Would you like to elaborate?

[00:53:04]>> Can I [ __ ] gather my thoughts? Is that okay? You can gather yours. Can I have a second? [ __ ] I mean, the whole thing was he was so passionate about his dream of finally defeating Endo. He was so obsessed.

[00:53:17]>> That's how I read it.

[00:53:18]>> With just getting over that one hump that everyone said that he couldn't do and everyone said like just forget it.

[00:53:23]Just You just stay home. Just be the manager of the shoe place. And you have a baby. Just stay home. Like this is You have a kid coming. That's not That's not my kid. I got other things to do. My life is bigger than yours. And then he finally got it and then saw the kid and he was like, Okay. Now he has a new a new path. I I when they when when it's like you don't know if you hate it you should hate him or you should love >> Morally gray main character.

[00:53:45]>> I love that.

[00:53:46]>> It's very interesting to watch because every time they make a new decision, you're like uh well, no. You like go back and forth between the arguing with them and then rooting for them. I agree though. I liked that once he hit the milestone that he was going for it like something finally flipped in his head.

[00:54:04]>> finally satisfied his his like yearning. Now, I was thinking too like is this going to be like mainstream? Like after what he did in Japan, is it going to be all over the place? Cuz it when he was coming off the plane, I was thinking I was like oh there's like a bunch of balloons and cuz the soldiers are coming home Mhm. and he's just walking past everyone. No one knows what he did there. Well, in the 50s, let me see, was anything like that would that be televised at all?

[00:54:30]>> Not televised, but like in the newspapers. Oh, for sure. Yeah, it'd be in the newspaper. So, you like that was like a that's like a a moment where like all these soldiers were getting greeted like oh welcome home, welcome home. And he was just walking by everyone. No pats on the back from anyone, no nothing. I feel like that didn't bother him at all cuz then now he's not looking for any of the adoration. Like he's just laser-focused on getting back to Rachel and his baby. So, it just just was like their way of showing us that he's no longer searching for that >> matured. Yeah. Yeah, let me tell you something. This was like one of the most immature male characters that I've seen lead a movie in a while.

[00:55:07]For the majority of this film, he was acting like a middle school boy.

[00:55:16]Oh.

[00:55:17]One battle after another might have been the only other one. But even no, he wasn't immature. He just was Hi. Yeah. I liked it too. I liked it more than I thought I would. I That wasn't what I was expecting. Me neither.

[00:55:31]Three people died.

[00:55:33]What? I think more than three.

[00:55:35]The guy uh with the dog got stabbed. Oh, four people died then. Did the guys who were chasing them in the car scene get set on fire? No, but they were walking in front of the fire.

[00:55:46]>> of the fire. Okay, I I really couldn't tell.

[00:55:48]>> cool shot.

[00:55:49]>> That was a That was a pretty challenging shot.

[00:55:51]>> has to be some like another It might have another meaning behind it.

[00:55:55]The way that was shot. Like him just constantly like blowing [ __ ] up and then running away. That's pretty symbolic for his character.

[00:56:03]>> That, but also like when they blew up, you saw like the like shadows of the people walking in front of the fire, like slowly like like like hell, basically. Like very like >> Cuz he went to hell and back.

[00:56:17]>> Exactly. And We do have to check something, which was how much a plane ticket would cost in 1953.

[00:56:24]>> 250 for a room with no with a shower, but don't use the shower, 250? Dude, I can't name a single thing that I can get for $2.50 today. A racer.

[00:56:38]486.

[00:56:40]One way is 270.

[00:56:42]Yeah, it's a few hundred dollars back then. That makes sense, though. Dude, I thought it was way cheaper than that. It cost $2.50 to stay in a hotel room, which now How much does a hotel room cost for one night?

[00:56:54]>> Mhm. But it was the same price to fly internationally. What are you rating it?

[00:56:59]Like a nine. I think I'll give it an eight. It was a good movie. I don't know if I'd watch it over again. I don't think I would. It was a really good movie, but it's like one of those, "Oh, yeah, I've seen it."

[00:57:11]>> Yeah. It was exciting. I think Odessa was phenomenal in her role. Timmy, ditto. Gwyneth Paltrow's character was confusing me. Just like I was trying to figure out what her purpose was. Yeah, like I think her perspective. I think she saw through his [ __ ] But she was kind of into it. Played into it, yeah. And also she said 25 years of a miserable marriage, so this young want-to-be su- like >> Just like a shiny thing for her, yeah.

[00:57:39]>> shiny thing, yeah. He wasn't like really offering her anything, and she was already well known, so like it wasn't like yeah. Other than like mediocre sex, probably. Like that's about all she's getting out of that. Finish [laughter] in the park. Like My earrings, I lost my earrings. Ma'am, you're wearing both your earrings. They were a different pair. I'm taking 2 seconds to pull one of them out and be like, "We found it.

[00:57:58]Problem solved. Have a good night, officer."

[00:57:59]>> stuck in my skirt. Overall, I thought the story was pretty good. Yeah, I enjoyed it. Yeah, that's it. All right.

[00:58:05]Uh thanks for voting in the poll, guys.

[00:58:07]We're probably going to do Man from Nowhere for our next video, so let us know in the comments if that sounds good to all of you. All right, um Go ahead and uh it's late, babe. It's after midnight.

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