Please pass the butter!

Added: 2026-05-06

[00:00:00]Can you get the butter, please?

[00:00:01]>> I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.

[00:00:03]>> Fine, Sheldon. You have my undivided attention.

[00:00:06]>> Okay, now the PS4 is more angular and sleek looking.

[00:00:11]>> NO WAY.

[00:00:12]>> BUT THE larger size of the Xbox One may keep it from overheating.

[00:00:15]>> You wouldn't want your gaming system to overheat.

[00:00:17]>> No, you absolutely would not. And furthermore, the Xbox One now comes with A CONNECT INCLUDED.

[00:00:23]>> INCLUDED?

[00:00:24]>> YES. Not sold separately. Yeah. Although the PS4 uses cool new GDDR5 RAM while the Xbox One is still using the conventional DDR3 memory.

[00:00:33]>> Why would they still be using DDR3? Are they nuts?

[00:00:35]>> See, that's what I thought. BUT THEN THEY GO AND THROW IN AN ES RAM buffer.

[00:00:39]>> WHO'S THE XBOX?

[00:00:40]>> YOU'RE KIDDING.

[00:00:41]>> NO, I AM NOT. This ES RAM buffer should totally bridge the 100 Gbit per second bandwidth gap between THE TWO RAM TYPES.

[00:00:47]>> THIS IS A NIGHTMARE. HOW WILL YOU EVER MAKE A DECISION?

[00:00:50]>> SEE, I don't know. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

[00:00:51]>> PLEASE PASS THE FIRE.