THIS ANIMATED CHINESE MOVIE GOES CRAZY!!!

Added: 2026-05-12

[00:00:03]So, the movie starts in honestly, I don't even know where they at. In the middle of the ocean. We got these two sisters and shorty out here mad as hell for some reason. Roll up pulls out her lightsaber. Talk about some I'll save you, however you pronounce that. I cannot lie. I am not Asian. I am not Chinese.

[00:00:19]It's not my language. And I am not trying to butcher nothing. But hey, I'll save you person number 75, whoever that is. And since her sister is a ride or die, she pulled up too. got her lightsaber ready to go and he started water bending, sending a whole goddamn tsunami at the temple, but this [ __ ] just canceled it with his aura alone, pushing them back with it, too. Like, damn. Okay, excuse me. As if he dusted off his jacket or something. For real, Jesus. And sons in whatever this is. So, shorty pulls off her Harry Potter type wand and man says some magical voodoo [ __ ] and just breaks it, sucking her in the prison thing. Pause. That sounded a little crazy. Actually, that's not even gay. She's shorty. But hey, whatever. You know what I mean? And wait a minute. But where did this goddamn baby come from? You telling me shorty had it with her this whole goddamn time?

[00:00:59]I rewind the movie and just seeing that she literally was holding him up the whole goddamn time, bro. That is crazy.

[00:01:04]You're in a war zone. How you got a baby with you? She gives it to her sister before being taken away asking her to deliver it to its father. And so [ __ ] Fahai or whatever his name is pulls up on his broom on his grandpa killer type of vibe or for him real quick cuz he can. Basically saying he had no choice in doing this and also disrespecting man's right here. Like what the hell did he do? Seriously. Then shorty gives the baby to the monk to go and attack the man and gets annihilated instantly. Man pulled out a damn lotus phoenix. What?

[00:01:33]And attacks her with it. But your sis told you to take care of the baby. And the next second, literally after imprisonment, you decide to do some random [ __ ] and give it to a random ass [ __ ] Like seriously, bruh. So she gets hit with the attack and falls back getting sucked into a black portal again. Oh Jesus Christ. I like these people getting sucked a little too much.

[00:01:50]And then we see the title and that's when I realized this a sequel and I ain't never watched the first one.

[00:02:15]So we here for a ride. So she wakes up in this weird place that she isn't familiar with. It looks like our era. So she's confused, walking around screaming for her sister, searching for her, but she finds a buff ass demon. And god damn, mister, I need your workout regimen right now. Like what the hell?

[00:02:31]How about you bench like 75 plates? But he wasn't here to play. And oh, her magic was gone. So she gets attacked but dodged last second and again she goes for kick but no damage and gets grabbed hard. But shorty on her freaky [ __ ] pulls his collar and angers in him doing so. She tries to run away but he's still on her ass though. Pulls up at a butt [ __ ] nowhere and just chases after her.

[00:02:54]My goodness, that is scary as hell. Had to tap into her Spider-Man bag for real to escape him. And while he's throwing literally anything he can find at her, bro, am I seeing goddamn AC around? Like what? Just lifting one of these things is heavy as hell. So she escapes and meets this shorty and she on her side shooting the demon man straight in the body and they escape but end up getting cornered. But hold on. Where' this car come from? But [ __ ] I need your train arrangement for real. My dog is actually here living in that car like it is nothing. God damn. But man gets submerged in a whole bunch of cars and he gets saved by this mysterious figure.

[00:03:24]And I think he likes the view a little too much cuz the way he looking at her, it's like a little special. Even though you got the glasses on, we already know what's going on. So he drops them off and that's when we get a little lower.

[00:03:35]This is Sun and they are in an Ashwaveville, a wasteland of demons, humans, monsters, and everything you can think of. And honestly, the goal is to survive. And in the showing that Sun is a part of the octopus gang and in this world, if you don't write no set, yeah, you dead meat. So, we are told that everybody in this world are from different eras. And one day, they all fell into this black hole and ended up here. So, this guy pulls up trying to raise up shorty and got violent with it.

[00:04:00]But, Shorty Vera, which I found out her name later on, basically means green in I don't even know what language, but it means green. Wasn't about to let that slide. So, she just killed him right then and there. Damn. But I mean, honestly, understandable. But damn, that was quick as hell. That man was talking about protecting her and being strong as hell and she needs to date him because he's strong. But he got ended in 2 seconds, bro. Damn. They both become best friends and shorty cultures her about the last millennia, showing her a computer and teaching her the ways of now. So, she teaches her how to survive, how to fight, how to ride, and how to live in Asherville. And fast forward, and the ox heads and the horse faces were on their way to take over the octo gang territory. So they had to get out.

[00:04:40]And he really cooked up my boy Octopus real good, bro. Damn. Like my boy's getting jumped like a goddamn JJK scene right here. That is crazy. But not going to lie, if y'all fry him, give me some of that, bro. It's probably good as hell, bro. Octopus tastes good. No cap.

[00:04:53]So the boss of the ox pulls up and this other gang pulls up too. And they caught the animals. I cannot lie. They going stupid. But damn, they got some badges in there though. They looking a little too good. And then we meet Simon, the leader of their gang, and he started talking smack to each other. But as all that is happening, the shorties tried to escape, but it didn't go as planned. Son got force logged out the server and shorty got real angry from that, jumping at Oxhead man's cooking, humbling him for real, but gets grabbed and was about to get popped like an unwanted pimple, but then grabs her gun, holds it back, and blows his brains out. GG's. And everybody was shook. But Simon over here was the most impressed and pretty horny.

[00:05:34]And as the ox has to pull up to her, he even protects her. And then the sky got angry. Some spirits pulled up started cooking up the place. And I have no idea what the hell was going on, but they brought a goddamn tornado with them. And he was not playing. And he get munched on by these werewolf bat demon spirit things. Uh-huh. Okay. But they were having a feast. And so mystery man's over here pulls up, tries to save her.

[00:05:56]Uh yeah, >> he had separated. He was too much of a wimp to jump. He seen the distance. He wasn't about to jump that. He ain't about that life. So Simon saves her instead. And Shorty on the side wasn't too happy about that. And cut to their hideout. And the bird demons are called the rashkash orkash, whatever they're called. But they were mad about the fact that he keeps on taking in strays. But he ain't giving no [ __ ] My man's the boss and he does whatever the [ __ ] he wants. He got the aura and they're the ones that made him boss anyways cuz they can't survive without him. But shorty was mad about the new girl not knowing her worth. So she attacks her and he get the scraping. But shorty was scared of a little mind. Oh no, no, no. So using that special blade of hers and some straight break dancing, she gets her down and catches her. So she was about to end her, but the bird man pulled up just to get cancelled by Simon. And he had a plan and involved her in it to get supplies. I'm not going to lie, he was just trying to get into her pants. Like I know that look. I know what the thinking, bro. Come on now. Be for real.

[00:06:51]So she goes to shower and mess pulled up no shame and just enjoys the view telling her that they'll leave soon. And not going to lie, I'm jealous as hell for real. She bad as hell, bro. I'm trying to see it, too. Damn. So, as they driving, the buildings are all getting cooked. This place is literally crazy and everything isn't normal about this place, but it seems normal to him, bro.

[00:07:08]He driving around like it's a regular Tuesday afternoon. Nothing wrong at all.

[00:07:12]So, he get attacked and Simon pulled up showing his skills, but was about to get his face peeled right off. So, he kicks out the demons. And damn, I felt bad for the little kid. But not going to lie, this my [ __ ] out. But he real smooth with it, telling shorty that she sucks at driving and gets a little real too close. I ain't comfortable with her.

[00:07:29]They even get attacked by giants and a whole bunch of other more stuff. But it's a regular afternoon for Siren. And again, juking them real good, escaping their territory like nothing happened into all good market, a neutral ground where they have to give their weapons away before entering. And that [ __ ] grabbed her hand while walking. Okay, I see you. Yeah. Nah, he too smooth with it for for a guy all flustered. But as they walk in, she sees the guy that saved her running after a crocodile and he stole something from him, but he got stopped by this little kid. She knows everything and got a whole fox head.

[00:08:02]Like, who the hell is you? But we are introduced to the owner of the all gun market. So, she ends up whiff of that Zaha and tells her the origin of Asherville because that is what she asked. And basically, it's a prison for people obsessed with something in the living world. Not able to let it go.

[00:08:17]They all arrive with a token of their obsession and we realize that hers is her sister's cloth. So she brings her to the place where she can escape Ashraville. But the only thing she needs to do is jump in the water. But then the hard part is the fact that before she jumps, the water confronts them with their obsession and mostly pass it. They need to let go and fully give up everything to be able to transcend and to actually perish. Forgetting their lives, forgetting their past, forgetting everything. And when they do, they are free supposedly. That is scary as hell.

[00:08:47]And I cannot lie. God damn. This looking a little too crazy, bro. Hands pulling up like just like that and grabbing you to the bottom of the well. Damn. And a man tries to go, but he can't see his obsession because he can't recall what it was. And as she looks down, she sees her sister. She can't let go of her and she can't forget. Oh, and remember how shorty Rashka was jealous over Shorty over here? Yeah, I'mma got that same look with silver hair buddy over here.

[00:09:12]But as they leave, a giant phoenix blows out of goddamn nowhere. Like what the [ __ ] is this movie, bro? Like just the random mistakes are continuously happening and we are told that these events are calamity cycles that make sure to end the souls that refuse to leave Ashville. And if you are hit by one, you become one. Basically, you see them green spears from earlier. Yeah, that's what you'll become. So, as they running down towards the well, I don't know how the hell they did not just become pancakes because they crash all the way down and they seem to be good.

[00:09:36]So, he tried to skip it hide, but one of the guys inside guys transform into one of them green soul thingy. And so, they tried to hide from it, but shorty was about to get spotted. Whitehead mans over here pulls up and distracts them to save her getting caught instead and ending this man's life. That is tough. I cannot lie. So shorty tried to save him but yeah bye-bye special weapon. So Simon pulled up and killed it and the only way to kill them is to cut their heads off. But damn my dog, couldn't you do that earlier? Like seriously l you had the time in the elevator. You just decided to look at him and not do [ __ ] And now you decide to act. So they go back to car and everything was burned and he was injured. So shorty asked to take him with them and Simon wasn't about that life and he didn't like that.

[00:10:13]But after forcing him to show him his face, he read saying that damn that [ __ ] does not look good. Apparently out of pity. So they walked back and I don't know how they even made it untouched in this dangerous ass place. Just getting there in car was already a goddamn hot ass task to do. And now y'all just walked back unscratched, untouched like it's all good. But something's wrong.

[00:10:34]They go in from the back and uh they got attacked by the horse and oxclan to Simon Verta and the man's escape, but their lieutenant gets cooked. Yeah, GG Harpy shorty. And bird [ __ ] man died saving shorty here. And in the end, even his girl died in front of his eyes.

[00:10:51]That's tough. And he couldn't do anything about it. And these [ __ ] leveled up or something. I don't know what the [ __ ] just happened, but yeah, they got a power boost graduation style basically. But it wasn't over. Another damn calamity started. And now we got a giant turtle creating a tsunami.

[00:11:06]Goddamn, these do not stop. But this [ __ ] gets caught and Broki always being that weight. I cannot lie, bro. Simon is right about you. So Simon tried to get her to leave, but she didn't care. She wanted to save him. But Simon isn't the hero type. So as she pulls out and tries to save him, he is there to survive and he doesn't bother with their weight. So as she asks for help, he escapes blocking them out. Damn, that's tough.

[00:11:28]My man decided to dip. He did not want to waste no time with her. So she accepted her death and was about to let herself get bitten. But man screams her name and shows her his face thinking it's going to do something, but it did.

[00:11:40]My man is quite kawaii. Like what the hell? Why your head in your face, bro?

[00:11:44]Kawaii as hell. And he has the same face that Blanca did. Is he Blanca? Is he Blanca's son? What going on? But why did you hide yourself this whole time if you face looking this fabulous? I was thinking he was missing half of his jaw or something, but that [ __ ] quiet as hell. So she kills the spirit and gets mans out of there. force opening the door and escaping through it, making it out and surviving the calamity. As they are talking, she's thinking that it was Blanca because they got the same face, but he doesn't remember anything, just remembers an accident and arriving here.

[00:12:12]And the goal is to find a person whose face he couldn't make out in the water.

[00:12:15]So, we find out that the owner of All Good Market can come and go in between realms however she pleases, but she is a businesswoman, so everything comes at a price. So, as they go talk to her, she explains that she has a business and what she wants from them are their obsessions. And as they go to the well, they see Simon who was trying to escape and he had made a deal with Madam Fox, but his method of leaving was harder.

[00:12:37]But the perks of it is that the person can keep their body and their memories still intact. And Simon's impression is that this man's a pimp. Man's been literally slamming around. Goddamn. Got so many different shorties. Like, damn.

[00:12:48]Relax, my dog. Leave some for the rest of us. And he was trying to add Verta to it, too. And so he gets sucked up but not thrown into the well. And so they decide to do the same thing. And also Asherville resembles the large body of a snake. Basically if you jump into his mouth you escape and that is where the wish bridge is at where they are trying to go. But they need to be careful. The timing of it is crucial. And she tells her a little secret while at it. The way to get into it. But then they get attacked by the ax and they summon a barrier and she attacks them using these little guys that farted and turned these things into bombs. What type of weirdass power technique is this? Well, Jesus Christ. I don't know what the hell I'm watching, but they end up destroying the chain and making it through, massacring everyone. And so, they drop down to the well, and the boss man pulled up ready for the smoke. And Simon pulled up too.

[00:13:34]He was ready to catch it. So, since he got rid of his token, he doesn't got no care in the world no more. And he not trying to stay alive. He just cares about fighting. That's about it. So, he apologizes to Vera and goes to work.

[00:13:45]dodges boss man's attack and again tries to go at him but gets pushed back dodging a swing but misses his leg dodging his next attack too but he gets pushed back hard but some got them skills I cannot lie dodges the swing my man see like he in a matrix and gets a hit in but this [ __ ] using hacks the same part the monk used at the start this [ __ ] cheating so he slams Simon's head onto the ground trying to crack him like a goddamn egg and he did broki could not beat a human without some goddamn hacks, bruh. [ __ ] up. So, Vera goes after them and was cooking them up.

[00:14:20]I cannot lie. She was about to get hit, but the man saved her. And oh, gets his mask off. And I ain't talking no amigo.

[00:14:27]What the hell? So, he's been lying to her this whole time. He ain't Blanca. He was a spy from the ox heads. And now he had graduated himself just like the guys we saw earlier before. It was his time to change into his final form. Mr. Super Saiyan God, Super Saiyan Goku type thing. and he chooses the same face. Why is that? So, Miss over here decides to dip because it was the end of the line for her. And she tells Shu that when the next calamity begins, she needs to throw herself in, whatever that means. And so, as she jumps in, she comes out as goddamn karma. Okay, excuse me. And dips, leaving a tsunami behind her, catching an ungodly amount of bodies, even the boss himself. But Fox gals seem to have taken a liking to the spy and gives him a boat. So, he tries to say Verta using it, but she ain't want nothing to do with him. But she still ended up on a boat. Uh she was not too happy about it. So they escaped using the help of the fox and crash onto this island. And so she asked him who he really is. And he explains that basically he is alive because of the ox and arrived in Ashua with a ruined face and nobody took him in apart from them.

[00:15:31]And when he saw that face in the well, well, he thought that in the tunnel to save her, if he resembled her, she would listen. Hence why he did it. But he is not her. So out of all of that, she understood that the only one she can rely on is herself, and she needs to get stronger. Not the best minds to have, but not going to lie, in this place and in this world, that's all you can really [ __ ] do. She keeps him with her, and they go to where the fox stole her to go. Oh, an ox boss man's is still alive.

[00:15:56]And he was on his way to where the spy man was cuz he can smell his mask.

[00:16:00]Anyways, the way out is through a tunnel that throws a bunch of karma at you. And if you survive, then you can escape. And so they make it to the stop and this crazy ass bus pulls up driven by this goddamn spider baddy. Okay, I cannot lie. Hear me the [ __ ] Oh Jesus Christ.

[00:16:15]The things I do to her and the things I let her do to me. God damn [ __ ] But she's driving like she in Speed Racer for real. For real. And my last video by the way. If you like Speed Racer, come on now. Go check it out. But god damn, she fine as hell. So she sends them through this portal to start the trial, but she gets instantaneously pulled out.

[00:16:32]But she says that she's been in there for 2 hours. But to us, not even a second had passed. And she goes back in and gets taken, thrown all over the place into a memory. Nah, a trial. The monk is there. And he tells us that he was working with the ox demon. His desire is to have everyone in ash reveal reincarnated. And so he despised this city because everybody over there cannot go through reincarnation because they all are keeping something from their past lives. And it goes against the flow of life. So he made a deal with ox demon mans to destroy it and hence why he got this axe and he wants verte to reincarnate too but she doesn't care about all that. She's trying to get revenge for her sister and she trying to get her back. So she pulls out her serpent stand and he pulls out his phoenix too. Damn, I did not know we were in Jojo in this [ __ ] for real. But she's pushed back by him again and it keeps on happening over and over and over again. She can't beat him. The bus is also getting destroyed. But Spider-Man is protecting her and taking care of her at the same time. But she is useless. She can't do anything against him. Years have passed, two decades have passed, but she continued. She never stopped. And he kept on aging this whole time. So as she comes out this time, the bus was in shambles. They were getting cooked. And Oxman's was getting even closer to them. Jesus is he on his feet.

[00:17:44]And this whole goddamn bus is a driving bus and driven by her too specifically.

[00:17:49]How are you literally keeping up with them? And how are you catching up?

[00:17:52]Actually, that's crazy. So she goes back in and it has been 20 years since they've been fighting. And basically her whole plan was to get this [ __ ] old as hell until she can defeat him. That's literally it. And this is what happened.

[00:18:02]She never stopped giving up. And damn, that sneak look a little too crazy. It got a real major upgrade. And so cut the outside man is a little bit way too goddamn close. But you see, Verta won.

[00:18:13]She finally destroyed the temple and him. I mean, yo, my man was way too old and you couldn't do nothing about it anymore. And she kept on having that same energy and even upgraded her [ __ ] That's crazy. But she finally did it.

[00:18:24]She finally destroyed the temple and him and cut to Axman and his protection is gone. He's no longer invulnerable. got a little hecky from buddy over here and I don't think he liked that too much. So she leaves and the bridge had been made.

[00:18:36]The passageway to escape Ashraville is open. They go to it and see that yeah this was a nest of the spirits and these [ __ ] seriously almost woke them up.

[00:18:47]But yeah, it wasn't going to be that easy. And this [ __ ] almost fell cuz he wasn't focused, bro. Like what the hell is you doing? Literally, you are a dead weight. I cannot even say this even more. That's crazy. Simon was right. But oh, they got a guest and so they booked it and time freezes. The calamity is starting. The spirits are coming and they started running and even the bridge on some [ __ ] moving around too. God damn. So they get attacked and oxad mans gets bitten and this [ __ ] dared ask for help while he is trying to kill them.

[00:19:16]Like seriously brh even gave you the thought process thinking that you were allowed to ask for help. He also out here blocking the way for Spider-Man's right here. Bruh that's [ __ ] up. But he get cornered and jump onto the spirit and back on the bench. Yeah, you lucky as hell for that for real. And so they run and ox head also trying his hardest, but looks like it was too late for him.

[00:19:36]They jump though and make it in, but they get by goddamn ox head. And even in death, that [ __ ] stubborn. And so Spider-Man lets himself get grabbed and bitten just to be able to pick up the blade and cut his head off. Bro, that's tough. But that cost him his soul. And he is about to transform into a spear, too. And so she hugs him, finally finding someone whose heart is strong enough and capable of being there for her. And he grows wings, but he is not fully gone. He uses his last bit of humanity to fly her up to the portal.

[00:20:05]And as his body is disintegrating, he keeps on going up and going, throws her in, and it was over for him, but not for her. And at the end, the blurry face in the water was hers. So she grabs a cloth and the flute and escapes into the human realm. and she realizes that the pagod was destroyed long ago and was rebuilt and was told that her sister probably escaped. And as she checks out the expedition, she sees her sister's Harry Potter wand, but a piece is missing and the flute had the final piece and now it is fixed. And she realizes the person Ashu revealed was indeed the reincarnation of her sister. She searched for in every single one of her lifetimes and they had finally met there. And then we hear a voice. It was Blanca. And that's when the movie ended.

[00:20:52]But in all of this, what the [ __ ] happened to the goddamn baby, bro? We saw her one time. We saw her fight with a baby and there's nothing said about that the whole goddamn movie, bro. That is crazy. But thank you guys for watching the video. If you enjoyed, drop a like. Comment down below what y'all want me to make a video about to next.

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