I Let Faith Bleach My Hair for My First EVER Makeover

Added: 2026-05-05

[00:00:00]So, I went to the barber today. Got me a haircut, got me a touch-up and stuff.

[00:00:04]And then Faith now is going to be pretty much, you know, taking care of everything else.

[00:00:09]Faith is right here. Hi chat. I'm going to give Cole blonde tips.

[00:00:14]I'm going to make him look like a '90s '90s boy band. This is Faith Ratchet Hair Salon. We're going to be doing my hair and unfortunately, I'm doing my nails and then I am doing a unibrow. All right, what's the first step? Sing.

[00:00:31]First singing.

[00:00:33]Do you guys like my brush?

[00:00:34]I got it for free in Japan at one of the hotels.

[00:00:38]Look.

[00:00:39]You mean the one that you stole? No, they would throw these away if you didn't take them.

[00:00:42]>> I know, I know, I know. I'm joking. You always say that I steal stuff.

[00:00:46]>> You do steal things.

[00:00:47]>> steal anything. Bro.

[00:00:49]>> that toothbrush from the hotel?

[00:00:51]>> No, it >> No, cuz they're going to throw it away.

[00:00:53]I grabbed it.

[00:00:54]>> All right, I think it's enough time has passed that we can say this without the time we went to TwitchCon in San Diego.

[00:01:01]We went for drinks with Vex and Zolan.

[00:01:04]No, I did not steal anything from that trip. There was a really nice cup I was drinking out of. Actually, you were drinking out of it. You had a really Is my head too big? Wait.

[00:01:17]What are we doing? Oh wait, I think I got it.

[00:01:20]I'm going to take your glasses off.

[00:01:22]Okay, I'll take my glasses [music] off.

[00:01:24]I will tell you before you finish the story. I'll tell you right now. Okay, she drunk She drunk a Long Island and she stole the cup and we have it upstairs.

[00:01:32]>> I will tell you something. I have It's a really nice cup. Okay, I'm going to tell you something that apparently your mother did not teach [music] you. Your mother did not teach you not to upset your hairdresser. This is going to hurt by the way. I look like a crusader.

[00:01:44]Wait, what are you doing? Huh? Wait, WHAT ARE YOU OW, WHAT are you doing?

[00:01:47]>> I'm doing your hair. Yeah, but what are you doing? Like what are you doing? I'm [music] I'm doing your hair. This is how you do highlights. You're pulling out my hair?

[00:01:57]Yes. I look like an alien. Faith really mean >> [music] >> when there's a camera on her. So, you know how a camera adds 10 lbs?

[00:02:05]Excuse me?

[00:02:07]>> Well, for you it adds like 10 evil points. You're evil. I don't I consider myself pretty [music] pretty >> You should really stop pissing me off.

[00:02:16]What am I doing? I literally This is how I talk to you all the time. Do I piss you off all the time?

[00:02:20]>> You were >> [music] >> You were being mean to me right now. Are you excited for this? I just want to get it over with to be honest. What do you mean? More than anything. This is the best day of my life [music] and you just want to get it over with? This is the happiest day of your life? Yes. Not that one time where we were on the beach [music] and you know, got married.

[00:02:38]>> That day was okay. You look like an '80s and '90s creepy baby doll head.

[00:02:43]You kind of [laughter] do actually. I'm so worried about what your mom's going to say. Do you remember that one time I straightened your hair and you went upstairs and your mother was like, "What did you do to my son?" I don't remember that. What was that? Oh, was that when I looked like um When your hair was really long.

[00:02:59]>> Yeah, when I looked like Silent Bob but with Jay's haircut. I have weirdly I'm pretty You have a very high pain tolerance. [music] I do cuz I'm used to getting beat.

[00:03:14]Not by me.

[00:03:16]My mother used to beat me all the time.

[00:03:17]Oh, she did not. Stop it. You've never gotten in trouble. Also, I asked your mom. [music] I was like, "So, he never like he never even grounded him ever?"

[00:03:25]She goes, "No, he never got in trouble.

[00:03:28]He said she good kid."

[00:03:29]>> [music] >> Blink twice if you need help. Not yet, but don't worry. Also, I have no idea how this is going to look. I don't either. I've never dyed my hair before in my life.

[00:03:38]>> I'm most concerned. Me too. I feel like I'm going to look really stupid.

[00:03:42]>> you are. And no one's going to like me or the opposite. People are going to like me more.

[00:03:47]>> Cuz you look stupid.

[00:03:48]>> Cuz I look stupid. All right.

[00:03:50]>> [music] >> Now the artist is going to get to work.

[00:03:54]All right, well, here we go. Are you doing it now?

[00:03:57]Oh my god, I'm getting my hair dyed. It feels so cold. No, it doesn't. It does.

[00:04:02]I feel on my scalp. Oh, I'm itchy. It's itching? Like right here. Is that [music] bad? Yes.

[00:04:08]Oh, it's starting to kind of burn.

[00:04:10]Uh-oh. Are you allergic?

[00:04:14]Chat, he might be allergic to hair dye.

[00:04:16]>> allergic to something? Yes, that should not have made you burn. Oh, wow, finally.

[00:04:23]I thought I was not allergic to anything.

[00:04:25]>> You just happen to [music] be allergic.

[00:04:27]So, what does that mean? Uh I just can't be more careful or >> get it on your skin [music] at all.

[00:04:32]Okay, yeah, please don't.

[00:04:33]>> also check and make sure that he's not puffing up his face. Wait, can I try it?

[00:04:38]Is it just my forehead or my Does my finger also burn? [music] >> I'm not going to do that. We're not even going to try. I want to Well, I want to see if it was just in my imagination.

[00:04:46]No. Uh this was a punishment on the punishment wheel.

[00:04:50]>> This is not a punishment. It is for me.

[00:04:52]No, you're going to get [music] really cool hair.

[00:04:54]I don't think so. I don't like not being natural. Does that make sense?

[00:04:59]Yeah. Anything that makes me artificial, something dies inside of me. Which is fine for other people. Like some people need to, you know, [music] Some people need to get piercings and tattoos and purple hair, but not me. Yeah, yeah.

[00:05:12]>> a picky girl. No, not necessarily because of other people, but mostly because I'm already kind of confident enough. Ah.

[00:05:20]Yeah, you sound like the girls from my high school. No, I'm okay with other people. Choose me. I'm I'm I'm okay with people. I love your tattoos. I love your tattoos. Uh-huh. I love your purple hair. Uh-huh, but it's just it's just [music] signifies low confidence. No, it doesn't.

[00:05:38]I think it's cool.

[00:05:40]I just don't want that on me.

[00:05:42]Wait, what is this? This is called aluminum foil. Oh, nice. I can't see the 5G radiation anymore. I'm no longer being brainwashed by the lizard people.

[00:05:52]I can think clearly now. I no longer want to participate in consumerism. Ah yes, Mark Zuckerberg is evil. I think I'm going to delete my Facebook. I think I'm going to delete my Facebook, chat.

[00:06:02]Hello, my name is McGruff and McFitness hat.

[00:06:06]And I come in peace.

[00:06:09]I come to tell you to not participate in any sort of consumerism and to please throw away anything that is not necessary for your everyday lives. Are you Buddhist now?

[00:06:20]>> [laughter] >> Wait, this isn't a part of the >> space? Oh, I look like that grandma from Dondena. Oh, you kind of do, huh? I look like Abuela. I look like the hot Abuela.

[00:06:29]Oh, do you feel the heat?

[00:06:31]>> Yeah. Yeah, that's smoking.

[00:06:33]What's smoking? The hair dye. Wait, [music] am I smoking? Smoking. It's going to smoke here in a minute. Really? Yeah, it gets so hot. It'll get make your head a little hot. Wait, for real? It can actually start smoking [music] in a container.

[00:06:45]>> That's the 5G trying to get in.

[00:06:49]>> [laughter] >> Magnetic blast.

[00:06:53]You cannot get in my head, child.

[00:06:57]Pick Pick what?

[00:06:59]>> What color do you want for your nail?

[00:07:00]What do you want for your pretty nail?

[00:07:02]I'm thinking >> Wait, this one's clear. No. 10. That's not clear. Yeah, it [music] is. No, that's the base or that's the top coat.

[00:07:09]Yeah, that's that's basically the thing. So, I'm not prepping your nail or anything. Oh, what are you doing right now? I'm just going to paint them.

[00:07:17]This is a base coat. Base coat? Yep.

[00:07:20]Okay. Other hand. Very base. [music] What's this is like a primer? Yeah, this makes it so your nails don't get stained and it the nail polish comes off Oh, nice. How long will this stay on? Uh as long as you want it to. If you want it off tonight, we could take it off tonight. Maybe. Cuz I'm not I'm not prepping your nails at all, so they actually probably won't stay on.

[00:07:39]Wait, what happened? What happened?

[00:07:42]>> [laughter] >> Put your head down. Chat, look at that.

[00:07:45]What happened? Put your head back up. Oh my god. What happened? He is blonde.

[00:07:51]What? What kind of blonde? Blonde blonde. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, this is hella blonde. So we mama double H cream pied his head.

[00:08:04]What did you say? I have a phobia of of getting my my nails painted.

[00:08:10]God.

[00:08:11]>> He's homophobic. I just No, people can can, you know, do their nails and stuff.

[00:08:16]I just don't like it.

[00:08:17]>> I don't need to do it because I'm confident enough in myself. That's what he said.

[00:08:20]>> No, it's just I don't like it. Oh, and the smell. Ugh. You weren't complaining about the smell of the hair dye. I didn't smell the hair dye. You didn't?

[00:08:28]>> No. I was getting high off the fumes.

[00:08:30]Yeah, these are This is pretty pretty terrible job you're doing.

[00:08:34]Wait, what do you mean? These nails are not painted very well. Well, I have to go over them with a second coat. Oh, they're not done? He don't like it. He love it. So, is this where where like ladies talk about teen chat here? Yeah.

[00:08:46]What do you want to talk about? We could talk about my dad's upcoming divorce.

[00:08:49]Oh, yeah. Thank god. [laughter] No, literally. I need to not be very good at Nope, and a pretty shitty job with that.

[00:08:58]I did not do a shitty job. I'm sorry that my canvas [music] sucks. I'm an artist and my canvas sucks. Don't blame the canvas.

[00:09:05]They're not even colored all the way.

[00:09:07]God damn. This haircut's going to get shitty, too. I guess this is what what I asked for. This is what chat asked for.

[00:09:13]Yep, you guys asked for this.

[00:09:15]>> Shitty nails, shitty hair. Ratchet Hair Salon at its finest. This is a ratchet nail and [laughter] a ratchet freaking haircut and a ratchet freaking hair dye.

[00:09:26][music] All right. Chat, are you ready for this? Oh god.

[00:09:33]Wait, is that the bleach or what?

[00:09:35]>> That's your hair. Wait, what?

[00:09:37]That's my hair? That's not the It is white. A few moments later. She She did something. I don't know what she did, but >> I may have goofed like a little bit, chat.

[00:09:46]>> Uh shoot, I don't know what she did. I think it's fine.

[00:09:51]Uh what did you do? So, what happened?

[00:09:53]>> to use a purple conditioner to kind of tone out that yellow. I left it on for like 2 seconds and then it just turned [music] this hair purple. But I think that with the heat it's going to like kind of like come out, right? All right, are you guys ready for this? Wait, what are we taking it off? Yep. Like it's it's done? Yeah. Okay. Well, I'm nervous. I don't know. Well, here we go.

[00:10:15]The hell? Gosh. Oh, no. What did you What happened?

[00:10:20]>> [music] >> I look like I have worms. A few moments later. It actually looks good, Chad.

[00:10:27]>> I think you're gaslighting. Did I actually do a good job? I actually love this. [music] Guys, I think I cooked.

[00:10:33]That looks cool. I don't know if she's telling the truth. Turn towards It's actually not bad, boss.

[00:10:40]>> Oh god. Oh, and okay.

[00:10:47]He likes [ __ ] I like blow dry.

[00:10:52]Almost done.

[00:10:55]This looks so cool. I think she likes me more, Chad.

[00:10:58]>> I think I do, too. You're laughing at me and I don't know if all that sweet talk you were saying was all fluff. What the I look like the gay guy from uh the the Netflix show.

[00:11:11]Buen Mythical Morning. Buen Mythical Mañana. I am older, huh? I am way older.

[00:11:17]I look like I dyed my beard.

[00:11:18]>> It [music] looks like you're 53. She made me older. I don't know why, but you look like Teemu Virgl [music] to me. Huh? Teemu Virgl? Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

[00:11:29]I learned the art of the sword. I will [ __ ] you up. Don't mess with me. I've never seen Faith so interested in me now.

[00:11:36]>> Oh my god.

[00:11:37]>> The last time >> you. Yeah, that's the last time you showed interest [music] in me. Oh my god. What married you?

[00:11:44]>> No, because I lost weight. Ever since I lost weight, you're like I don't >> find him attractive. I don't find you attractive. Now, this is like the edge I needed. So he's definitely not sleeping tonight.

[00:11:53]>> Dude, I She If wherever she goes, I'm not going to If I go to the freaking couch, Oh, I see what you mean.

[00:12:02]>> [laughter]