It Took Us 8 HOURS To Buy 1 Dresser From IKEA

Added: 2026-05-09

[00:00:00]Me and Lyanna spent over eight hours in IKEA trying to buy a dresser. This is what happened.

[00:00:05]>> Take that, Sweden.

[00:00:07]>> What the What the hell are you doing? Oh my god.

[00:00:13]>> Sweden.

[00:00:14]>> And I thought this was a familyfriendly channel.

[00:00:18]>> Hey Nick, do you remember >> what >> do you remember?

[00:00:21]>> Remember what >> farm remembers?

[00:00:29]No, this not supposed to.

[00:00:32]>> Okay.

[00:00:35]>> Well, maybe next time. Don't like obligate carnivores.

[00:00:38]>> Okay.

[00:00:41]>> This is me after eating at the IKEA cafeteria.

[00:00:45]>> Yep.

[00:00:46]>> Oh, wow. That's how you know you're not in the ghetto. These aren't nailed down.

[00:00:50]>> Oh, yeah. Cuz nobody wants to read this.

[00:00:53]These in case we can get we can find a drawer we like.

[00:00:57]Damn it.

[00:00:59]>> You like the the hand holding the blanket so all your belongings can fall out of your pocket.

[00:01:04]>> So you can take a dump and waffle stomp into the drain.

[00:01:06]>> Do you feel at home?

[00:01:09]>> I don't want any comments about my heritage.

[00:01:13]>> Why? Why not?

[00:01:16]>> Hey babe, you want some air?

[00:01:20]>> No thanks.

[00:01:20]>> You want some?

[00:01:24]>> I don't know. Croissant that's been out for like 5 months.

[00:01:27]>> This This thing is probably glued shut.

[00:01:29]>> Precisely cuz of people like me that are like, "Wow, it's glued shut."

[00:01:32]>> Is it?

[00:01:33]>> Yes.

[00:01:34]>> Oh man. You want an apple?

[00:01:38]>> Yep. It's cuz of people like you and me.

[00:01:40]>> I think Akia is trying to say something here.

[00:01:45]>> You want a bucket for your hassles? A hassle bucket.

[00:01:49]>> Oh my god.

[00:01:51]>> Look at these um look at these fake movies. Joker. Joker. Yeah, this is a Pee-Wee reference. Hey, watch.

[00:02:01]>> Why are you recording that?

[00:02:03]>> Snake, would you say that I'm your best friend?

[00:02:06]>> Yeah, I say so. Am I yours?

[00:02:11]>> Yeah, you are. I'm kidding.

[00:02:12]>> Wow. Yay.

[00:02:13]>> Wait, this isn't English. You can just walk out with this.

[00:02:16]>> Oh my goodness.

[00:02:16]>> Not that I would. Don't Don't steal, kids. Don't Don't jump styles.

[00:02:20]>> Yeah, we saw that today.

[00:02:21]>> Isn't Isn't this what you are? Nord Viking.

[00:02:24]>> Viking.

[00:02:25]>> You're only $6.99.99.

[00:02:27]>> Yeah, I'm pretty cheap.

[00:02:29]>> Yeah, not as cheap as your mom, though.

[00:02:32]>> Wait, but don't put that in.

[00:02:33]>> Okay.

[00:02:33]>> She's so sweet. So, you're really not going to ask me if I feel at home?

[00:02:37]>> You're slipping.

[00:02:38]>> What are you talking about?

[00:02:42]>> Bye.

[00:02:43]>> You like it when girls smick you?

[00:02:45]>> Oh, yeah. I do.

[00:02:46]>> I'm not doing that.

[00:02:48]>> That's assault. That's illegal.

[00:02:49]>> You want this? So you can sit on Stefan all day.

[00:02:53]>> You told me that's what you wanted.

[00:02:54]>> I don't want that.

[00:02:56]>> This is uh this is what my mom worries I'm going to end up being Elizabeth.

[00:03:00]>> You want Tobias? Cuz you told me you wanted to sit on Tobias, too.

[00:03:04]>> I only will sit on Tobias if I have jean shorts on.

[00:03:08]>> You know, if you get it right now, your your criblo might double or triple in the next few years.

[00:03:16]>> You want this?

[00:03:17]>> You want this?

[00:03:18]>> I don't want to sit on any guy names again. You want some of this?

[00:03:22]>> Some good [ __ ] there.

[00:03:23]>> No, but here's how you know we're in New York.

[00:03:27]>> Matzah.

[00:03:28]>> Oh, >> kosher. Yummy.

[00:03:29]>> Just cooking up some chicken. You want some?

[00:03:33]>> These are a little flat.

[00:03:35]>> Yeah, they were in the air fryer too long. Few hours too long.

[00:03:38]>> Way too long.

[00:03:39]>> I just put them in the dehydrator a few days.

[00:03:43]>> Can you pronounce this?

[00:03:44]>> Yes.

[00:03:46]>> It's like some yog.

[00:03:48]Never seen a barometer that looks like this.

[00:03:52]>> You in your science brain. I don't even know if barometer even is.

[00:03:55]>> Lots of lima jokes here to be made.

[00:03:58]IKEA.

[00:03:58]>> I But I never make such a low hanging fruit joke. Your mom's gladly.

[00:04:04]>> I can live my >> attention IKEA customers. Cano at the cash.

[00:04:13]>> Yeah. Demetrio's family. Get your together. Nic. Wow.

[00:04:18]>> Clearly not this thing though, cuz you're not worth $600.

[00:04:21]>> Oh, >> if you had more game, then maybe one day you'll be a Velcro dad.

[00:04:26]>> Oh my god. Hey, >> for hackers like you.

[00:04:31]>> Oh my god.

[00:04:32]>> But I don't mean hackers in a cool way.

[00:04:34]I mean you're just a hack.

[00:04:38]>> You know, if you keep doing that, water might come out.

[00:04:43]>> Maybe.

[00:04:44]>> Oh yeah. I can't wait to have some >> soul dranked.

[00:04:47]>> Souljanked.

[00:04:48]>> Souljanked.

[00:04:50]Sounds like a Sounds like a Warlock spell. Like to drink your soul or something.

[00:04:54]>> I want to have my soul drank out of me.

[00:04:57]>> Don't lie. No girl would ever do that to you.

[00:05:00]>> Oh man.

[00:05:01]>> The store will be closing in the next hour. If you need help with your purchase, please ask our co-workers to assist you.

[00:05:11]>> Good to know.

[00:05:11]>> You ever need a dirt grip? A dire grip?

[00:05:14]Yeah, I cured my diet group.

[00:05:17]>> Don't put that in.

[00:05:18]>> See the thing at the back? That's what I used to drink water out of daily.

[00:05:21]>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Didn't you cat drink out of it once?

[00:05:24]>> Many times.

[00:05:25]>> Yeah. That's the closest you'll get to tasting in your life.

[00:05:28]>> Hey, you know who's the most subscribed YouTuber in the world?

[00:05:31]>> Who?

[00:05:33]>> Mr. Holt.

[00:05:36]>> You know, sometimes you really excite me when you give me a Sojun.

[00:05:41]>> Hey, Nick. I know you like them all. So, you'll be happy to find out that they sell.

[00:05:49]>> So, where's the shelf?

[00:05:50]>> What are you talking about?

[00:05:51]>> Where's the shelf?

[00:05:52]>> Nearby. Hit it. You beat me to it.

[00:05:56]>> Sometimes loser.

[00:05:58]>> You know, if you had more game, then maybe one day you'd be an all man bill.

[00:06:02]Dad.

[00:06:02]>> Oh my god.

[00:06:03]>> But you're just a loser.

[00:06:04]>> I don't want I don't want to be >> Don't enjoy that.

[00:06:07]>> I don't want to be a dad to all man Bill.

[00:06:09]>> Keep talking. I'll make sure you wish you were never a Colorn.

[00:06:12]>> Oh my god. Wow.

[00:06:19]>> Oh man, does that have seen some better days.

[00:06:21]>> Oh my god.

[00:06:23]>> Imagine going to lecture hall and just being like, "All right, it's time to take notes."

[00:06:34]>> As the zoomers would say, that's quite sus.

[00:06:37]>> Oh my god. Get out of here, Per.

[00:06:42]I just uh >> What the >> Okay. Uh can you can you get out? I got to use this.

[00:06:48]>> Okay. It's so funny. They probably took out the toilet because too many people kept it cuz they used to have like the transparent thing on top, >> right? Yeah. Yeah. This is the guy who made Tesla, by the way.

[00:06:59]>> You think Maddie would like this cuz she likes dragons?

[00:07:02]>> Yeah.

[00:07:02]>> Oh, sure. Name the bamboo item after dragons. Chinese mystical animal. IKEA is racist. I'm out of here.

[00:07:11]>> Bye.

[00:07:12]>> Continues to browse the store. I don't want to hang out anymore. You're too flaky.

[00:07:17]>> Oh my god. All right. You Oh, it's perfect for you. How crispy.

[00:07:21]>> Oh my god, these are so cute. And they're not nailed down. Wow. Clock. My favorite.

[00:07:28]>> What? What does that mean?

[00:07:31]>> Not everything is about Oh, yeah. We got to turn up the heat.

[00:07:36]>> See, you turn up the heat. Just keep doing it.

[00:07:38]>> Yeah.

[00:07:39]>> Turn on the heat.

[00:07:40]>> Yeah.

[00:07:40]>> I went to App Titlick.

[00:07:42]>> Don't say that on your channel.

[00:07:43]>> Yeah.

[00:07:43]>> You hungry?

[00:07:45]>> Oh my god. What the hell? Why is that there?

[00:07:49]>> Sometimes you can be a real prick.

[00:07:54]>> Sometimes you can be such a pruda.

[00:07:56]>> Hey, that's Oh my god. You and your worldly languages.

[00:08:00]>> What? Worldly like prude.

[00:08:03]>> Oh, there's another word. Oh, that. Oh my god.

[00:08:07]>> Wow.

[00:08:09]>> Wow.

[00:08:09]>> What are you, five? Like, if you if you continue to misbehave, I'm going to have to do a next scolding.

[00:08:15]>> Oh.

[00:08:16]>> Oh, yeah. Sure. Bring that home.

[00:08:17]>> Yeah. I mean, if you continue to misbehave, we're going to make you eat this.

[00:08:21]>> No.

[00:08:22]>> And then you're going to die.

[00:08:24]>> So mean.

[00:08:25]>> I am a dishwasher.

[00:08:29]>> Let Let it be known that Nick thinks women jokes are funny. It's like 2026.

[00:08:33]It's funny cuz it's so offensive and wrong >> and not good for society to conform to those standards anymore. We need to do better.

[00:08:41]>> Okay, bye.

[00:08:42]>> Do you think these cutting boards are legitimate?

[00:08:46]>> I don't know.

[00:08:47]>> Smacker.

[00:08:49]>> Oh, >> do you need a smacker?

[00:08:51]>> Do you need a smacker?

[00:08:52]>> I don't believe in violence against women. Okay. I don't know who raised you, so after I'm done with you, you might be a torn Viking.

[00:09:00]>> Oh my god. Did you take the trash out today?

[00:09:04]>> No.

[00:09:05]>> Damn it.

[00:09:07]>> We watched Lion King and Nala said, "I thought you were very babe."

[00:09:12]>> That's not even how you pronounce.

[00:09:14]>> Hi, babe.

[00:09:16]>> Hi, babe.

[00:09:17]>> At the start of the self-s served warehouse.

[00:09:21]>> Come on.

[00:09:22]>> We got [ __ ] >> You ever feel like you're being advertised to? Guess which reindeer was Santa's least favorite?

[00:09:29]>> Mitson.

[00:09:30]Oh, >> hey. I'm trottting here.

[00:09:39]>> I'd like to order a coffee.

[00:09:41]>> Oh, I want kind of coffee. You want?

[00:09:44]>> I want a espresso americano macchiato.

[00:09:46]>> I don't know how to make that.

[00:09:49]>> Oh, these are actually nailed.

[00:09:52]>> Hey, uh, who is your favorite character in Stranger Things?

[00:09:55]>> 11.

[00:09:58]Oh my god.

[00:10:00]Wow. Why is this not >> an actual Canon printer?

[00:10:03]>> Yeah. Why would they nail on everything else but not that? You like this art?

[00:10:07]>> Why?

[00:10:07]>> Oh my god. It's literally got Lauram Ipsum on it.

[00:10:10]>> Oh my god. I think my picture frame crashed.

[00:10:13]>> What?

[00:10:15]>> That's not even what 404 means.

[00:10:18]>> Oh, >> server not found.

[00:10:20]>> I can't find my picture.

[00:10:22]>> Have you tried reading a book for once in your life? Who was Santa's favorite reindeer?

[00:10:27]>> Not Mson.

[00:10:28]>> R. Oh my god. What the hell? Did your tablet break as well?

[00:10:33]>> This is running iOS like six, dude. You know, before you upgraded to Starlink, you used to be the lag captain.

[00:10:40]>> That's so true.

[00:10:41]>> Truly a New York apartment cuz you got the bathtub and the bathroom stays right in the bedroom.

[00:10:46]>> Yep. You know, I'm 24 and my mom says she has an abortion schedule for me tomorrow. It's a bit late, don't you think?

[00:10:54]>> Well, better late than never. Hey.

[00:10:56]>> Hey, girly.

[00:11:00]Hey, do we need any more um >> card?

[00:11:08]>> What's your favorite fruit? Because mine mine's an onen.

[00:11:16]I don't like that sparkling water that we had in the cafeteria cuz to me it just tastes like bitter soda.

[00:11:24]>> That was a good one. I give that one.

[00:11:26]>> Yes. Hell yeah.

[00:11:28]>> This whole place feels a little nordly.

[00:11:32]>> Wow. I always wanted this kind of breakfast in bed.

[00:11:34]>> A little grimy.

[00:11:35]>> Little stale.

[00:11:36]>> It's a little stale. Yeah. Oh well.

[00:11:38]>> You either give her or you take her.

[00:11:40]>> Oh my god.

[00:11:42]>> Yep.

[00:11:42]>> Attention IKEA visitors. The time is now 7.

[00:11:45]>> We're being kicked out. And our store will be closing in 23 minutes. Please bring all final selection.

[00:11:51]>> You know, if your game didn't suck so bad, maybe one day the stork Linta will visit you.

[00:11:59]A, it's a little Mir cat. So cute.

[00:12:02]>> Bye.

[00:12:03]>> Bye.

[00:12:04]>> You know, maybe I need a hua.

[00:12:09]>> What does that mean?

[00:12:10]>> A hug.

[00:12:11]>> Oh, okay.

[00:12:14]>> Uh-oh. I think we're a little bit >> stuck.

[00:12:21]It's the BQE.

[00:12:22]>> Holy [ __ ] >> Better take a good look at it before it collapses. Oh, damn.

[00:12:31]Get out of here, you pervert.

[00:12:34]>> Wow. I'm thinking I think they actually took the toilets out because of people.

[00:12:38]>> Probably.

[00:12:38]>> Do you remember who played the female Lion and Lion King?

[00:12:40]>> No, I don't.

[00:12:42]>> Nala.

[00:12:43]>> Oh my god.

[00:12:44]>> Is this your bin or is it Jacob's Ben?

[00:12:48]You up for a plate of Swedish meatballs?

[00:12:52]>> Oh my god.

[00:12:55]You better sort your finances out or you're going to be robbing Peter to pay Paul.

[00:12:59]>> Oh my god. A >> I read that book when I was a kid.

[00:13:04]>> Oh.

[00:13:05]>> Oh my god. I never read it fully.

[00:13:07]>> A lot. I'm not surprised.

[00:13:09]>> Okay. My mom said she always wanted to get me one of these leaves for my room.

[00:13:12]>> Oh. Well, it's not too late.

[00:13:14]>> Well, it is now.

[00:13:15]>> Say my Q level. What?

[00:13:19]Yeah. $9.99. That's more or less how you're worth. Maybe not in USD, though.

[00:13:24]Oh my god.

[00:13:25]>> Make sure you pull the skin back and wash your otherwise you're going to get >> Oh my god.

[00:13:30]>> Hey.

[00:13:32]>> Oh my god.

[00:13:33]>> You know you when you're hungry.

[00:13:34]>> Nope.

[00:13:35]>> What?

[00:13:36]>> What did you think?

[00:13:39]>> You You cannot put that in. You know what? What happens when you stay in bed all day? What? Slack.

[00:13:44]>> What does that mean?

[00:13:45]>> That you're slacking off.

[00:13:46]>> Oh, >> you know what Neville Goddard taught us?

[00:13:48]>> What?

[00:13:49]>> That God is us.

[00:13:50]>> Oh, okay. That is so cute. It's pretty cute. How do you say how do you say Markiplier in Japanese?

[00:13:56]>> How markup prior?

[00:14:01]>> You said you wanted to do more reading.

[00:14:02]This might be more your level.

[00:14:04]>> Oh, thank God. It looks a bit too advanced though.

[00:14:07]>> Probably. Yeah.

[00:14:09]>> Please bring your final collection located at the front of the store. Thank you for shopping at IKEA and have a good night.

[00:14:17]>> You know, even though it's closed, you really shouldn't be focusing on You know what Harry Potter was thinking in Goblet of Fire?

[00:14:26]>> Mhm.

[00:14:27]>> F you, Ron.

[00:14:28]>> Oh my god.

[00:14:29]>> You know, in WoW, one of the specs I haven't really played too much spec.

[00:14:36]>> Yeah.

[00:14:36]>> Comes with stains.

[00:14:38]>> Oh, PSA said.

[00:14:40]>> Oh my god.

[00:14:42]>> Here they treat machines as people. This is coworker 590 D15.

[00:14:46]>> Oh, nice. Nice to meet you, coworker.

[00:14:48]Oh, this one's a customer.

[00:14:52]Where are we?

[00:14:56]>> So, as you can see, the store closed on us and we didn't even get to buy the dresser we came to IKEA to get.

[00:15:05]>> It says yield, buddy. Learn to [ __ ] read.

[00:15:08]>> I'm not actually getting angry.

[00:15:13]>> So stupid.

[00:15:15]>> Listen to the haters.

[00:15:17]>> Yeah.

[00:15:17]>> Turn your lights on. What is with people that turn their lights on? Turn your lights on, buddy. Turn your lights on.

[00:15:26]>> You know what? They need an ADHD diagnosis.

[00:15:28]>> Oh.

[00:15:29]>> So they can get their [ __ ] together instead of blaming other people for their piss poor time management.

[00:15:34]>> Okay.

[00:15:35]>> You're just like, "Okay, >> so we had to drive home and then drive back the next day and go to IKEA all over again. So let's get a dresser for real this time." Hey. So, uh, what do you think of that?

[00:15:49]>> I don't like it.

[00:15:50]>> You don't like it? You don't You don't call it home?

[00:15:54]>> No.

[00:15:55]>> You know, Nick, sometimes I wish you'd have more enthusiasm.

[00:16:00]>> Oh my god. Oh my god.

[00:16:03]>> Do you want to to eat on the silver side of or the blue and the white side of it?

[00:16:09]>> So stupid.

[00:16:10]>> Oh, never mind. You're eating out of there, right?

[00:16:12]>> Oh, yay.

[00:16:13]>> Hello, the Kremlin.

[00:16:16]You know, cuz they had the red phone.

[00:16:18]>> No.

[00:16:18]>> Hey, it's the Kremlin. Hello, the White House.

[00:16:22]>> What?

[00:16:23]>> Putin's on the line.

[00:16:25]>> Sorry, we're at IKEA. Call later.

[00:16:28]>> Did you know that we're all tomatoes?

[00:16:30]>> Really?

[00:16:31]>> What is this meat cop with your mom last night? And what the >> wa This is cool. It's like a half mirror, half thing.

[00:16:38]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:16:39]>> I don't know why they cut it off like that, but they lobbed off the tip. There >> it is. New York City after all.

[00:16:46]>> Sorry I've been so catty lately. I've been under a lot of >> Oh my god.

[00:16:53]Oh my god. I think someone tried to eat this cuz it's missing.

[00:16:56]>> Oh my god. That's messed up. Is that why you're missing your tip?

[00:17:00]>> I'm not missing nothing.

[00:17:02]>> I think we're supposed to go downstairs cuz we just saw >> Yeah, we already saw all this.

[00:17:06]>> You know, you could have handled that with a little more finesse.

[00:17:10]>> Oh my god.

[00:17:11]>> Did you store those leftovers properly?

[00:17:13]Cuz there's a uh there's an off taste.

[00:17:21]Where did you put this here? This is in the middle of the >> I wonder how many people slam their cart. Oh, we should get a cart.

[00:17:28]>> Great job.

[00:17:28]>> That was me pulling out a grandma this morning. Oh, >> you want to play some Fortn Battle Royale? It's >> like the European discount version of Fortnite.

[00:17:40]You're in the pizza vertical.

[00:17:43]Maybe I should buy these cuz all my chopsticks at home are tribent.

[00:17:48]>> Oh my god.

[00:17:48]>> I like those like really lightweight >> corell plants. They're thin >> like god maggot.

[00:17:55]>> You should learn to read sometime.

[00:17:57]>> God madig.

[00:17:58]>> You know what they're doing here?

[00:18:00]They're trying to appeal to the Asian market.

[00:18:03]>> Yep.

[00:18:03]>> Yeah. They name it enthusiasm, but we we all know what it is. Mhm.

[00:18:09]>> Same thing Blizzard does. Go to the Chinese market.

[00:18:13]>> Are you feeling it now? A strand crabler.

[00:18:16]>> This is totally shatterable.

[00:18:18]>> Yeah. And if you shattered it, it would be a dastaster.

[00:18:22]>> Oh my god.

[00:18:24]>> I don't know, man. Some people pay extra for that.

[00:18:28]>> Hey, Nick. You didn't turn your homo today. Do you have excuse?

[00:18:33]>> Oh my god.

[00:18:34]>> Do you think this is chocolate or chocolate nut?

[00:18:39]Do you ever want a cup that looks like it's from the 70s? You want a cup that looks like it's made of leaded glass?

[00:18:44]>> Do you ever want a cup that looks like the water has corroded it to be this color? It's a New Yorkized coffee cup.

[00:18:52]>> Yeah. Coffee cup that matches with your >> Wow. A New York size dinner plate. It's a bit It's a bit bigger plate that matches with your >> Okay. Put a cork in it.

[00:19:02]>> Do you guys have the Scholastic book fair in Canada? Yes, we did.

[00:19:07]>> Did you actually?

[00:19:08]>> Yeah.

[00:19:09]>> Oh, shoot. Nice. Am I a goddess?

[00:19:11]>> You are.

[00:19:13]>> This is the cup that we have at home.

[00:19:14]And this is the one that's shattered in my hand. Remember?

[00:19:17]>> They're so They're so But I like them cuz they're light.

[00:19:19]>> The entrance is like >> 30 ft back there.

[00:19:22]>> You know what? We're making good time.

[00:19:24]We're making good time.

[00:19:25]>> It's been 30 minutes.

[00:19:26]>> Okay.

[00:19:29]>> My camera says 30 minutes.

[00:19:32]>> Bruda. I'm trying to tell you, Bruta.

[00:19:35]Hey.

[00:19:36]>> Yeah.

[00:19:36]>> Happy leaf Eric say hinga vagen.

[00:19:41]>> What the hell?

[00:19:42]>> I don't know.

[00:19:44]>> Well, you know, weed is legal in New York.

[00:19:48]>> I wouldn't know. I don't do drugs. Okay, I take that back. The only drug I'm not ready to come out about the the only drugs I do are occasionally amphetamine salts and uh methyladate, but >> all right. This doesn't sound >> prescribed by the doctor. This doesn't sound very good. You know, you could just eat whole natural foods such as eggplant.

[00:20:12]You love your eggplant, don't you?

[00:20:13]>> What the hell?

[00:20:16]>> You talk a lot sometimes and that's okay, but occasionally I wish you were more concise.

[00:20:22]>> Do you like to eat liquids?

[00:20:24]>> I guess.

[00:20:25]>> Are you part of the sloop gang?

[00:20:29]>> Would you ever want to be a full-on dad?

[00:20:32]Oh my god. It's good to hope and not always be an idealist.

[00:20:37]>> I knew you going to do that one.

[00:20:39]>> Isn't this your biggest fantasy to be a fin?

[00:20:42]>> Um, maybe.

[00:20:48]>> Excuse me.

[00:20:50]>> Wow.

[00:20:50]>> You know they were having an off day at the IKEA offices when they just named this ketchup. It's been 40 minutes that car is still right here.

[00:20:58]>> Yep.

[00:20:58]>> Oh my god.

[00:20:59]>> I'm a responsible adult. Okay. I pay bills, >> okay?

[00:21:02]>> And in med school, they let me cut people. They let me do surgery on multiple people, actually. So, keep keep that in mind next time you go to a teaching hospital what you're signing up for.

[00:21:13]>> That's what the savings get you. Is it not bad?

[00:21:16]>> It's not bad.

[00:21:17]>> This pillow is like flattered on my chest. You're like a penguin, right?

[00:21:21]>> Oh my god.

[00:21:23]>> In Greece, I might have had some pretty bland pas.

[00:21:28]You know where a lot of my viewers are from?

[00:21:30]>> Where?

[00:21:32]>> Indira.

[00:21:34]>> I love you Indian viewers.

[00:21:37]>> Do you have something to say?

[00:21:38]>> Yeah.

[00:21:39]>> Okay. Say it.

[00:21:40]>> I am rocking hard.

[00:21:43]>> Oh my god.

[00:21:44]>> Yes. The Lego Power miners community.

[00:21:46]Share this video if you're rock hard.

[00:21:47]>> Luxurious.

[00:21:48]>> Yeah.

[00:21:49]>> After a week of not shaving.

[00:21:51]>> Don't Don't put that in. I shave every day, folks.

[00:21:56]>> Last chance. the last chance.

[00:22:00]>> That's a very, very good idea, Lyanna.

[00:22:06]In Harry Potter, where they store all their gold, grand gods. I'm very sorry for soaking you.

[00:22:16]Be sure to shave your pubic vard.

[00:22:21]>> That's public.

[00:22:22]>> There's not enough lube. There's a lot of friction.

[00:22:26]That's true. Yep.

[00:22:30]>> Ki, >> do you like to drink my juice?

[00:22:44]>> No one's even. Oh.

[00:22:46]>> Oh, >> I didn't know things were like that.

[00:22:48]IKEA.

[00:22:49]>> IKEA, it's not about that.

[00:22:52]>> I didn't shave yet.

[00:22:54]I didn't choose this lengthy gangster.

[00:22:59]>> Some babies are concealed through a test tube.

[00:23:04]>> That's a real stretch. Oh, >> are they?

[00:23:07]>> These are real.

[00:23:09]>> Oh, IKEA. Come on.

[00:23:11]>> Do better.

[00:23:12]>> Okay, step trash can. Don't forget to pull out so you don't knock me up.

[00:23:16]>> Oh my god. How >> we doing on time?

[00:23:19]>> How are we doing on time? Yeah, >> like we've been here like an hour or two already.

[00:23:24]>> Damn it.

[00:23:27]>> This is certainly a unit of choice.

[00:23:32]>> That was some bullshas.

[00:23:39]>> Oh my god. Do you recommend getting invisaline?

[00:23:45]>> I guess coming up with these puns is a lot easier when you can't read >> in New York City. I was surprised how much palis there were.

[00:23:53]>> There's a K in there.

[00:23:54]>> I do not want your toilet paper made of sand.

[00:24:00]>> Well, that's just your opinion, man.

[00:24:01]>> Sometimes you give me a really strong abona.

[00:24:08]>> Do you sometimes just feel stuck in life?

[00:24:11]>> You know, in gaming all those scubs, >> those bronze.

[00:24:17]It's okay. I can hammer a fixer room.

[00:24:21]>> Do you like to play Marvel Rivals? And you thought too.

[00:24:25]>> I I can't even say that's like the Chinese knockoff because Marvel Rivals is already made.

[00:24:30]>> My grade 11 history teacher would display his shoes on his mantle.

[00:24:34]>> Yeah.

[00:24:35]>> At his house because he was jaw about those shoes.

[00:24:40]>> Oh my god.

[00:24:42]>> Oh my god. That's so cute. They put a cat going in that one tunnel >> and a cat going in the other tunnel. See up there the two cats.

[00:24:50]>> So cute.

[00:24:50]>> What do you get when you multiply force times radius?

[00:24:53]>> I don't even know.

[00:24:54]>> Torques.

[00:24:55]>> Oh yeah.

[00:24:56]>> I did physics and I remember >> we get a real education.

[00:24:58]>> I'm actually really good at physics. I did torque. You study torque.

[00:25:02]>> And so you don't even remember T= RF.

[00:25:05]>> Real nice.

[00:25:06]>> Equals MT^2.

[00:25:09]>> Anyways, where's the cart? This is you versus the guy she told you not to worry about.

[00:25:13]>> Oh my god. Pogga face.

[00:25:18]>> That's pretty funny. I'm really glad we had breakfast here. It was really filling.

[00:25:22]>> Oh my god.

[00:25:24]>> You're fat.

[00:25:26]>> My name's Nick.

[00:25:28]>> I'll try not to fart because um up Vins.

[00:25:32]>> This is how you know your IKEA is in a ghetto. They stole fake keys off of like a fake laptop. It's It's not even a real laptop. Hope you don't leave me stranded.

[00:25:41]>> Oh, >> don't forget to clean out your uh dryer of all that succulent.

[00:25:48]When we came back today, it felt like deja vu.

[00:25:51]>> Oh my god.

[00:25:52]>> Do that to you one day now.

[00:25:53]>> Keep acting up.

[00:25:55]>> Yeah.

[00:25:56]>> Remind you of anything?

[00:26:00]>> Yes.

[00:26:00]>> How cute is this?

[00:26:02]>> So cute. He's on the chair.

[00:26:04]>> Did they give me sons or did they give me lots? Oh my god.

[00:26:08]>> When we go to Italy, we have to get Cal to go with.

[00:26:12]>> You know, sometimes, Nick, your jokes are just horrid.

[00:26:15]>> Yeah.

[00:26:16]>> So cute.

[00:26:17]>> Jesus taught us not to be sinner legs.

[00:26:22]>> What happens if you drop your corn on a cob on the beach?

[00:26:24]>> What?

[00:26:26]Oh my god.

[00:26:28]>> Oh, >> sorry. Basket. Do you like this mirror?

[00:26:31]>> Yeah.

[00:26:32]>> Cuz I got to hover it.

[00:26:34]>> Oh my god.

[00:26:35]>> Is that how you describe me?

[00:26:38]Yes.

[00:26:40]>> Wow. Is that all? M I'm too It's just a box >> with all the New York City in it.

[00:26:45]>> What? Call me a >> Oh my god. I I love these. I have two of them cuz they're so cheap.

[00:26:52]>> Wow.

[00:26:52]>> It's cheaper than your grandma. How How long is this?

[00:26:56]>> Not everything's about length, Lyanna.

[00:26:58]>> Yeah, Lanna.

[00:27:00]>> Wow. It's 10 ft.

[00:27:02]>> It's not about the size, it's about how you use it. I have a signed copy of that one.

[00:27:07]>> Sure.

[00:27:07]>> Yeah.

[00:27:08]>> Another half day at the IKEA office.

[00:27:13]>> Good enough. Coochie coochie.

[00:27:17]>> Okay.

[00:27:17]>> Sometimes you make me really slippery.

[00:27:20]>> Oh my god.

[00:27:21]>> You think we can squeeze?

[00:27:23]>> Yeah.

[00:27:28]>> Oh dear. Our >> car just decided to break.

[00:27:32]>> Yeah. Alua.

[00:27:35]Oh my god. That sweater you're wearing, is it made of Clton?

[00:27:42]>> Perfect plug for you. Bit bit small, but we'll make it work.

[00:27:46]>> Well, we have to go upstairs.

[00:27:50]>> Yeah, I have ADHD. Our way to get into forgetting the one thing we came here for. Like, we all this, but I came for a specific dresser.

[00:28:01]cuz I didn't get any B-roll of us actually getting the stuff we needed.

[00:28:04]So, I was like, "Okay, I'll just turn the glasses on."

[00:28:06]>> We've been getting stuff we need. Okay, it's this one.

[00:28:12]>> Should I Should I roll it close?

[00:28:14]>> Yeah.

[00:28:16]>> So, after over 8 hours of being in IKEA, we finally got our dresser. I don't know why it took that long. That's crazy. So, subscribe for more epic adventures like this. Bye.