I created a beast

追加: 2026-05-26

[00:00:02]Oh.

[00:00:04]Oh my god.

[00:00:06]It's it It smelled like gas because I spilled like aroma bottle. I don't know what it's called. Whatever, man. I'll clean it later.

[00:00:17]I'll clean it later. I don't know what it is, but it's bad. That's all I know.

[00:00:20]Dude, do you know what I would kill for?

[00:00:22]I'd kill for a [ __ ] pizza. Can somebody send me a pizza? Like a [ __ ] What pizza? A pepperoni pizza, bro. Oh, I would [ __ ] kill for one right now.

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[00:01:37]Yo, Great Real with the 15 Australian dollars pizza day. Yo, what?

[00:01:44]Well, there's my pizza, actually, true.

[00:01:46]Massive W's in the chat for Great Real.

[00:01:48]He literally just bought me my pizza.

[00:01:50]Cheese fungus. Ah. What?

[00:01:53]Cheese fungus? Disgusting. Creamy spinex sounds very good.

[00:01:59]Spinach? Yeah. Spinach.

[00:02:01]Spinach pizza.

[00:02:10]Bro, you're trash.

[00:02:11]>> Sheesh. Well, we won lane, I think. GG.

[00:02:23]This [ __ ] hurts.

[00:02:25]Just dangled your dick on her head.

[00:02:26]What? Too much, too far. This is a Scientology stream.

[00:02:32]Don't talk about dicks here.

[00:02:34]I want to hit this guy so bad right now.

[00:02:36]You know what I mean?

[00:02:39]Never mind.

[00:02:41]Oh, yeah.

[00:02:44]I'm so focused right now, bro. I can like She's cheating. What do I build for Cyclops?

[00:02:52]Something that attacks fast.

[00:03:05]My bad. What's like What is Phantom Dancer? 65 attack speed.

[00:03:12]Fight it, bro.

[00:03:23]Don't KS everybody.

[00:03:26]Anyways, W for my Zing Zao.

[00:03:29]Spinach pizza.

[00:03:31]>> [screaming] >> I don't understand why this guy is so terrified of me.

[00:03:38]And I just missed.

[00:04:09]>> What's up, bro? What's up, bro? What's up, bro? TAKE A SWING, BRO.

[00:04:12]>> RIGHT HERE, BRO.

[00:04:13]WHY YOU GOT TO DISRESPECT, BRO?

[00:04:15]>> respect you, bro.

[00:04:16]>> Show some respect, BRO. I DO RESPECT YOU, BRO.

[00:04:20]WHAT? HOLY WHAT?

[00:04:23]BRO, WHAT? Just because I turned your back doesn't mean I What the [ __ ] Shay, come here. No, I think she just doesn't understand this.

[00:04:45]This coffee was so nice in the morning.

[00:04:46]I'm only drinking this [music] coffee from this point forward.

[00:04:49]I've never had this much energy in the morning before. Never. I used to drink these gay ass frap frappuccinos.

[00:04:55]No, not anymore. Espresso shot.

[00:05:12]Whoa.

[00:05:17]>> [laughter] >> Hexflash is OP.

[00:05:21]Espresso shot really is the way to go though. I'm not going to lie.

[00:05:31]I don't think this guy wants to fight me anymore. And my Phantom Dancer.

[00:05:35]What What is the second Oh, [ __ ] >> [groaning] >> She's cheating. Wait, that's good. This is kind of OP though, no?

[00:06:11]I mean, at least they feel the aura. I'm not going to lie.

[00:06:16]I'm here.

[00:06:30]Okay, I'm pretty happy I got one at least. At least one.

[00:06:33]Uh so, this gives you 45 30 ultimate Dude, that's kind of OP.

[00:06:41]Dragons there would be good, too. Defo.

[00:06:52]My bad. Bro, Malphite, you're crazy.

[00:06:55]Yeah, I know, man.

[00:07:18]I'm getting ganked.

[00:07:21]Yep, there you There it is.

[00:07:37]>> [groaning] >> Again, two v one. Oh, well. Okay. I keep getting kills, they're not worth a lot of money, which I don't really like.

[00:07:47]Infinity Edge, Bloodthirster, and Phantom Dancer. What was this? I don't know, dude. I don't know what the [ __ ] is going on.

[00:08:03]I'm getting ganked again. I can already smell it.

[00:08:15]We have a problem.

[00:08:27]It's called the wall hop. Grab your pen and papers, pals. It's like a Camille E, but a bit different. 2.24 attack speed.

[00:08:36]Oh my god, bro.

[00:08:38]What the [ __ ] is that?

[00:08:43]We're dead. I'm getting ganked.

[00:09:02]Killing spree. What? Ooh, Nathalios this. What are you doing on my lane, bro?

[00:09:12]You You just You're dead.

[00:09:26]What? Did he flash?

[00:09:33]An enemy has been slain.

[00:09:38]You have been slain.

[00:09:40]>> Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah.

[00:09:42]I have way too much money. Holy [ __ ] Wait. Hold on. Rapid fire.

[00:09:47]And what do I build after rapid fire?

[00:09:50]Bork?

[00:09:50]>> [music] >> Bork might be good, but I won't have 100 crit.

[00:09:53]So, don't have worry. You need damage, bro.

[00:09:56]It's okay. I have damage, man.

[00:10:16]>> [screaming] >> I almost accidentally played it. Almost did. Almost did. But, Sixpack, why is your Q not unlocked?

[00:10:23]Shut up.

[00:10:25]Shut up.

[00:10:52]Oh, [ __ ] you, dude.

[00:11:01]All right. Turns out I'm not dead. Damn.

[00:11:04]Drake up there like 33 seconds. I'm full built. Just need Bork and I think I think they can't do anything anymore.

[00:11:18]Don't walk to us.

[00:11:29]Imagine lifesteal. Actually imagine life steal, bro.

[00:11:35]GG.

[00:11:42]>> [laughter] [laughter] >> Okay, that's crazy.

[00:11:57]>> [laughter] >> That caught me off guard. Boom boom Blitzcrank. And we're also playing against the muffin man.

[00:12:04][ __ ] How do I counter the muffin man?

[00:12:12]There's no way Briar is going to start red, right?

[00:12:47]Unlucky. If I had 13 ms, maybe a different story. Maybe. Unfortunately, I have 29 ms. I think Blitzcrank's been thrown accident because like his arm is like look glooped up. See that?

[00:13:00]It's so [ __ ] up.

[00:13:04]You understand what I mean?

[00:13:09]Report misfortune. No arm not Watley.

[00:13:12]Just woke up, blew a load, and now watching this. My life is awesome. Bro, what the [ __ ] is wrong with chat, man?

[00:13:18]>> [laughter] >> Can you coach me? I'm copper. Sure.

[00:13:23]Watch this closely, you coppers.

[00:13:29]I'm threw him in your face, Eddie.

[00:13:38]Come on.

[00:13:39]Oh my god, I thought he's going to miss it.

[00:13:43]And I got the kill. Beautiful, beautiful, bro. I got to get my powers up.

[00:13:48]By powers, I mean my Zhonya's.

[00:13:52]Yep. Let's go, bro.

[00:13:57]Amumu, come here.

[00:14:02]He does a suck.

[00:14:04]Yeah.

[00:14:06]Oh my god, my [ __ ] silver three Amumu can do it. Oh.

[00:14:15]Oh.

[00:14:18]Oh.

[00:14:30]Warrior team.

[00:14:31]Absolute warrior [ __ ] team, bro.

[00:14:36]Warrior team.

[00:14:40]Okay.

[00:14:41]Good flash healed by Garen.

[00:14:49]Going to Bulgarian smile this guy.

[00:14:53]Unlucky.

[00:14:55]I'm low-key going to stay so I get a blade cuz I really want to get my Zhonya's up.

[00:15:01]Nice. I'm going back to top lane.

[00:15:04]>> [music] >> An enemy has been slain.

[00:15:26]An ally has been slain.

[00:15:31]Double kill.

[00:15:34]A Garen pulled. [ __ ] An enemy has been slain.

[00:15:54]>> And we lost the game.

[00:16:03]Your team has destroyed the turret.

[00:16:07]When I catch you, Ricky. Ricky, when I catch you, Ricky.

[00:16:19]Jax, can I please one be one the Garen?

[00:16:22]I have a lot of fun when I lane against him.

[00:16:37]What the [ __ ] Yo, that I That's exactly what I wanted to do, by the way. My And he said, "My bad." Wow. Yeah. Oh, probably No problem.

[00:17:00]Garen should be top side. He's a zombie.

[00:17:06]Invested.

[00:17:39]>> Unstoppable.

[00:17:50]An ally has been slain.

[00:17:54]An enemy has been slain.

[00:17:57]Enemy double kill.

[00:18:01]If only this stupid ass Miss Fortune.

[00:18:06]What is your [music] name in real life?

[00:18:10]What do you do for work?

[00:18:13]Do you have family? The reason I'm asking all of these questions is because you need to learn their weaknesses.

[00:18:29]I got him. I got him.

[00:18:32]>> [music] >> What do I build? What do I build? What do I build? I will build a Kid, looks like me lady is end the game.

[00:18:59]What?

[00:19:00]Bro, game is endable.

[00:19:09]Oh, this team's so AFK though.

[00:19:13]Your team has destroyed I knew it, but he's better. I'm going to have to backdoor this game.

[00:19:47]Okay, one more TP and it's over. True.

[00:19:51]Yeah, I think everybody's reported.

[00:19:53]I might get banned after this game because when you report someone, you get banned.

[00:19:58]So, let's see if the theory is right.

[00:20:01]If I'm banned, it definitely means that reporting is bad. Okay, I'm not. Wow.

[00:20:05]All right.

[00:20:06]I had most damage in the team.

[00:20:09]>> [music] [music]