Building The Next 2 UFC PPVs After The White House

Added: 2026-05-05

[00:00:03]What it do? Bedtime.

[00:00:06]I don't know why I thought that was funny, but hey man, listen. Today we are here as the best matchmaker. It literally says it here on the channel.

[00:00:14]So, it is true. As the best matchmaker on YouTube, and today I want to talk about the next two UFC pay-per-views that have been announced. Obviously, I made this video the other day talking about UFC 328. UFC 327 was a banger. The next big card after that is the White House. But the UFC recently announced UFC 329, International Fight Week. We've got Gable Stevenson on the card. I mean, versus TBA. That's a [ __ ] B. Anyone with three letters in their name, JDM, TBA, I'm [ __ ] with it. So, that's a good start. Supposedly, Leon Edwards versus Daniel Rodriguez is on this card as well. And then UFC 330, we're going to [ __ ] Philly. We're cooking up some [ __ ] cheese steaks with Big Joe Pyer.

[00:00:59]So, today I want to build both of these cards. The first one I'm going to do is International Fight Week UFC 329. I'm going to try to include Gable Stevenson on this card as well as Leon Edwards versus Daniel Rodriguez. We're going to go through all the prelims and the main card that I would put on this and then we'll do UFC 330 in Philly. All right, man. Strap in. All right, let's get through these early prelims. I've made early prelims, normal prelims and a main card. The first fight of the night, we're going to get Damian Penis. I mean, we all love D Penis. We all watched Penis explode all over Wes Schultz in his debut by knockout. So, I think him versus Tawn Gore is a fun random middleweight matchup on the early prelims. We can put one of these guys over on the McGregor card. You got to understand we the point of these big cards. This is where you put the [ __ ] unranked middleweights. Not in the [ __ ] co-main event of a fight night UFC. This is what you do with the guys you want to put over. Give us actual fight nights with ranked fighters. Put these guys on the prelims of big cards so that more people can see them. That's how you do it. So, we're going to open it up. Tawn Gore versus Damen Penis. I think that's actually a genuinely a really good fight. Good thing. Good way to start things off. Okay, next guy that we also want to showcase on this card.

[00:02:17]Sort of a friend of the channel. I guess we're kind of adjacent. You know, we got boys that are boys. All right, I'm going to put Tommy McMillan on this card versus Francis Marshall in the featherweight division. He's coming off a first round KO Manolo Zucchini in the Apex. Michael Bisping on commentary. Oh my word, we've got a new superstar. So, you know, the UFC wants to push this guy. And I understand it. I mean, he's got a cool look. He's leaning into the social media and the hype and all that type of stuff. Very exciting fight style. So, I think Tommy Mc McMillan is a fun name in the featherweight division. He's a fun prospect. They did this with Ali. They did this with Patty.

[00:02:55]They threw him on the undercard of some of these big big names like McGregor or Jones, whoever it is that could potentially be coming back headlining this card. And I'll talk about that later. I'm gonna throw Tommy McMillan versus Francis Marshall on the early prelims. All right, man. Headlining the early prelim. Oh, never mind. Sorry, second to last early prelim. We're going to throw together Islam Dulattov versus Chitty and Jakawani because this section of the card leading up to the last like eight fights is really for the hardcore fans that are are watching from the first fight all the way to the end of the pay-per-view. And this one's for you guys, man. This one's for you, dude.

[00:03:33]This one's for the [ __ ] Apex hardcores that are watching every weekend. You get Chitty and Jakawani versus Islam Duel. I don't know where the [ __ ] this guy is, but he needs to come back soon. He had a great debut knockout. Enjoy just had an absolute war against Carlos Lehal in his last fight.

[00:03:49]He's one of the most exciting dangerous guys in the unranked section of the welterweight division. And Doutov is a rising exciting prospect. A lot of finishing potential. I think this would be fireworks either way it goes.

[00:04:01]Probably a duel win, but that's good, right? This this is part of the contender series buildup glaze that we need to do on these undercards. So, I'm going to throw that one on the early prelims and headlining the early prelims. This is where I cook, bro. Cuz I, you know, cats out of the bag. We're four minutes in, bro. You know, McGregor's headlining this [ __ ] Okay, so McGregor is here. Okay, now we're going to start throwing people on the card just like we did with my first card builder for this event where I said, "All right, this is what McGregor comeback should look like." I said it should be Leon Edwards at 170. It's not going to be Leon Edward. So, we've got a new fight from today. But when you have a McGregor fight week, you need to throw as many elements into fight week to make it as exciting as possible. We're going to put Team Kabib around here. We're going to get Tearu Lanbeckov versus Joseph Morales. One of my favorite unranked flyweights. This guy is on a pretty good run right now. Lot of finishes, very good grappling. And Tiger Lov this [ __ ] sludge Dagastani.

[00:05:02]I don't know what he looks like. This like this fish, this blobfish. Like that's genuinely what he looks like, dude. Um I swear this guy's been ranked number 13 for like 10 years. So I I think Turul and Beckov versus Joseph Morales makes a lot of sense and this is a good way to have team Khabib rolling around during McGregor fight week. And we'll add more people to this concoction later, but for now, fun ranked flyweight matchup. Not crazy stacked, but a good fight. and we have team Khabib rolling around during McGregor fight week. Let's move on to the main prelims on CBS or on [ __ ] Paramount Plus that that are leading into the pay-per-view. The first guy I definitely want to showcase on this card, get Ethan Yuing on International Fight Week, bro. Get this dude on pay-per-view again now, bro.

[00:05:52]Ethan Ewing versus Jakob Viclatch. Great fight. Two, you know, upand cominging guys in the bantamweight division.

[00:05:59]striker versus grappler type of matchup.

[00:06:02]I think this is really fun and I think this is a good showcase for Ethan Ewing and for Viclatch as well. I mean, he beat Patchy Mix. I mean, dude, this guy's pretty [ __ ] good. So, I I think this is a fun way to open up the main prelims. It's a name that people are kind of talking about. This is a good way to showcase Ethan Yuing on a bigger platform. Like I said, we got McGregor on here, so people are probably tuning like, "Yeah, [ __ ] it. Let's watch the prelims." And they get to witness Professor Finessa Ethan Yuing. Shout out to the GOAT. Let's put him on the prelims. All right, man. Next fight of the night. This is where we cook again because we're going to lean into some storylines that have already happened and we're going to throw some other teams around here to make it even more interesting. All right, dude. I'm going to give Danny Silva another [ __ ] undefeated UK, dude. I'm going to give him another one. He [ __ ] flooped out the Pink Panthers. Oh my days. And this is this is completely somewhat related, but I was watching Lon Kavanaaugh's last video and his mate was doing that. Oh my days, Lon Kavanaaugh. So, I don't know if that's a reference to me. If it is, Lona, let's let's run an interview, brother. Um, but the UK casuals need their get back, bro. So, we're going to send Fluke Riley in there against Danny Silva. This is a fun matchup. If you know Ball, if you watched UFC London, you know, this is a good next step for both of these guys. And I think this is a fun way to have Patty Pimplet rolling around during Fight Week. We'll talk more about him later and why I want him here and why I think this makes a lot of sense. His team will be here. We can have Luke Riley get some showcase. If Danny Silva knocks out Luke Riley as well, we've got something here with a guy that's taken out all the prospects at 145. This is a good matchup. It's a fun addition to the card. It makes sense timelinewise. They both just fought and had pretty clean performances on the same card in in London. And this is a good way to build up Luke Riley because obviously the UFC wants to, you know, promote him and make him a big star.

[00:07:49]They had him as the co-main event in London. Uh I I would say throw him on the prelims of big card like this. So, we've got Danny Silva versus Fluke Riley on the prelims. We've got Ethan Yuing versus Jakob Viclatch. And the next fight I'm going to throw on this, dude.

[00:08:03]This is another guy like Doutov that I'm like, where the [ __ ] is he? Why has he not been put on a pay-per-view? Why has he not been put on a card? And I swear to God, if if they randomly announce like a a Baku [ __ ] featured fight for this guy or a [ __ ] Apex co-main event, there's going to be hell to pay.

[00:08:22]This guy needs to be on a big card and I think this is the time to do it. We're going to bring John Pork out. We're going to give him Nicholas M. Bro, if you know MMA, you know Nicholas M versus John Pork is lowkey a [ __ ] fight of the year. This is a heater, dude. This is like Muay Thai Hamzot versus Burns.

[00:08:40]This is a [ __ ] bang. Don't let anybody ever tell you they're a better matchmaker than me. They're not, dude.

[00:08:47]Dana Hunter, call me up, dude. I'm ready for the big times, man. Let's get Nicholas M versus John Paul because now we have more reasons for team Kabib and Islam and all those guys to be there.

[00:08:58]They have John Pork on the on the card.

[00:09:00]They have Tearro and Beco on the card.

[00:09:02]They're probably going to go one and one. It is what it is. And Nicholas Mort is a good test. I mean, he fluked Tom Nolan in his debut. He's had some very exciting fights with Nazim Sadikov and some other guys in the UFC. This dude is not an easy debut, but it makes sense ranking wise and and you know where they're at. And I think it's a fun matchup that's going to produce a very entertaining fight and make a lot of fans because John Pork, there's a lot of drama there. There's obviously the Dylan Dannis beef and all that, but this dude's fighting style is [ __ ] sick, man. This guy is so fun. I would love to see him fight Chris Padilla at some point. I think those guys are very similar. That would be an absolute banger. Same with this dude versus Tom Nolan. I think that there's so many fun fights you can do with with Magan Zanov or John Pork as we all like to call him uh outside the rankings, let alone you get him up there against [ __ ] Faze or Ruffy or some crazy [ __ ] So, I would say let's start off with a dream fight for the hardcores. Let's get Nicholas M versus John Pork as the second to last prelim. And now this is where my genius comes through, bro. Okay, we've got team Khabib rolling around, team McGregor rolling around, Patty the Batty, and team Fluke Riley rolling around. Nobody talks about it, lads. We're going to need 20 cheeseburgers brought to a [ __ ] hotel, lads. We're [ __ ] starving. All right, now we put we put the icing on the cake. We put the cherry on top because we have team Taporia in the building. We add Bryce Mitchell versus Alexandre Taporia as the headlining prelim. You do not want to miss this. Bryce Mitchell. Let's throw him on the press conference as well.

[00:10:31][ __ ] it. Tapori is not going to say anything. This guy just aura farms at [ __ ] range. But Bryce Mitchell at the press conference would be great. Bryce running into Connor during fight week would be hilarious. I think that would be a wholesome nice moment. I think team Taporia, team Patty will run into each other. Team Taporia, team Marose will run into each other. There's a lot of things that I've already said in a video that I made a couple weeks ago talking about what this card should look like.

[00:10:54]I'm going to keep some of that idea intact, but this is an updated what I think it should be now that we're getting closer to it being announced.

[00:11:01]And I think Bryce versus Tapori is a fight that you put on International Fight Week. I really feel like this type of fight makes perfect sense. Two big names. The winner of this can get a ranked opponent. And you know, they're they're fun personalities, right? And you've got that storyline of Bryce already fighting Ilia, actually doing a pretty good job against him, all things considered, and Alexandre constantly being compared to his brother. So, I think this is a good matchup. It's a little bit more fair for Bryce than when he had to fight the other Tapora in T-Mobile. These are my prelims. We got Bryce versus Taporia, John Pork versus Nicholas Mortar, Danny Silva versus Fluke Riley, Ethan Yuing on the card versus Vicl. Ulan Beckov vers Morales, ranked fight. Okay. Enjoy versus Doolittle. Great prospect. Tommy McMillan on the card. Great prospect.

[00:11:47]Damen Penis on the [ __ ] prelims.

[00:11:49]Bangers. All right. Let's move on now to the main card. All right, dude. So, remember, we have some some kind of tasks to complete. And the first one is Gable Stevenson. I mean, there's no two bones about it. This guy's a great prospect. You know, whatever else you want to say about him, there's things that I think about this dude that I do hope he gets [ __ ] brutally flatline.

[00:12:11]I'm not going to lie, I'm not a fan of this guy. I don't like the UFC bringing this dude in on a personal level, but this is MMA, man. It's not about who's the [ __ ] nicest guy in the sport. It is about the best fighting the best. So, Gable Stevenson, great prospect, super athletic, very pedigreed in wrestling, showed some good hands as well. I think he's going to get a bit of a layup in his debut. I don't think he's going to get [ __ ] Sergey Spivac or, you know, some ranked guy that he probably could beat, but I don't think the UFC is going to take the chance of Gable Stevenson immediately getting a ranked opponent. I think he's going to have to win one fight and then get somebody ranked. So, I think a good name to throw him in there against would be Kennedy and Zetuku. Okay, dude. Because hear me out, Kennedy and Zeticoup. The stock has never been higher. I know he's coming off a [ __ ] draw with Marcus Bucho in the Apex, but this guy is the last and only person to beat Carlos Bourberg. So, you can lean into that. And if he beats Gable Stevenson somehow, it's like, all right, you know what? You know, dude, this guy's kind of like the prospect killer. Maybe he's like the new Paul Craig, right? Most likely though, I think Gable Stevenson would absolutely [ __ ] destroy this guy. I think he'd take him down, smash him, maybe just chin him out cold on the feet. I don't know what he wants to do, but I think this would be a good debut victory for Gable Stevenson. Opening up the main card on some B nickel [ __ ] I know the UFC. I know they're going to do this.

[00:13:32]They dude, the wrestling fans are going to buy the pay-per-view, man. Dude, the dude, the bone nickel army is going to freaking put down their berries and buy the pay-per-view, man. I swear to God.

[00:13:43]I'm so glad this bone nickel experiment [ __ ] died cuz on UFC 300 you had people literally defending this guy being above Yuri [ __ ] Pasca on the main card because they're like no dude dude dude trust me bro wrestling dads they're going to sit down and watch this fight dude against Cody [ __ ] Brundage. But regardless I know that's how the UFC works. I know Gable Stevenson's getting on the main card of this pay-per-view. Let's throw him on there against Kennedy and Zetiku. All right, man. Next fight is another one that I do think is going to happen. I'm not washed, bro. I'm fighting [ __ ] Dro, bro. He's literally just got prison, bro. He's not washed. He was training in prison, bro. He's not washed. We got Leon Mumblemouth Scott versus Daniel Rodriguez.

[00:14:27]And I I think this is a good idea. I think it's a fun fight. I'm a little bit shocked it's not Uros Medic versus Leon Edwards, but I guess Dro does have a pretty cool story. Like I hope people actually know how crazy it is that this dude was in prison for [ __ ] 8 months and now he's back and he's ranked and he's coming for the belt and he's had more recent [ __ ] fights than Kobe Cington did somehow. And yeah, dude.

[00:14:52]Yeah, D-Rod. Dro versus Leon Edwards. I like this. I probably lean towards Leon Edwards, but it would be very funny if Dro beats him. Like I will be rooting for Daniel Rodriguez. I really want to see him hit his [ __ ] 90 days in and force a blitz on Leon Edison and Chinham. Like imagine he [ __ ] he does the [ __ ] blitz that he did to to Holland. Like he's like running at Leon and chins him somehow. That would be amazing for the Leon hatewatch. But I think this is a good addition to International Fight Week. I'm not going to say much about it. That would be my second fight of the night. We have three fights left. We need a banger featured fight. We need a banger co-main event.

[00:15:30]And then we'll talk about the main event. All right, dude. The first fight leading up to the main event, the featured fight of the card, we are throwing Bobby Knuckles in there against Jamal Hill. I mean, it's only a matter of time. I feel like, let me scoot in closer, dude. It's only a matter of time before we get the announcement of who Whitaker is fighting at 205. And honestly, the Poloc Costa fight makes me feel better, bro. You know, cuz I I'm with a lot of you. I was worried when Robert Whitaker was saying, "Yeah, I'm moving up to 205 and all this stuff."

[00:15:58]I'm like, "Bro, please don't put this dude in there with like vulcan news to me or some [ __ ] bro." You know what I mean? Like, please don't throw this dude in there with [ __ ] Khalil, man. But I think that after seeing Paulo Costa absolutely skillmog and speed mo and [ __ ] just genetically mo Azamat Mozakanov, I think Whitaker would win this fight, dude. I think he would piece up Jamal Hill. I think he'd stomp on his [ __ ] obliques. He'd [ __ ] oblique kick him. He'd be [ __ ] hopping around, popping the jab, one two headkick. Jamal Hill would be kind of smirking like trying to track him down, getting his legs chewed up. I think this would be a good fight for international fight week. Bring that kind of, you know, excitement, that kind of, oh, this is a weird matchup I didn't think I'd ever see. Two former champions, Jamal Hill, one of the most hated UFC fight.

[00:16:43]And can I just say, can we let this [ __ ] go with Jamal Hill? Why are we still booing Jamal Hill in 2026, bro? Why?

[00:16:50]Why? Why are we still booing Jamal?

[00:16:53]Sweet. Hey, hey, you got I got dominated. Why we booing my boy? He's [ __ ] goated. All right, leave Jamal Hill alone, dude. But he's one of the most hated fighters. Let's just say it like it is. And Rob Whitaker's going to be one of the most beloved fighters till the day that he [ __ ] retires. We all love Robert Whitaker. We are all rooting for Bobby Knuckles. I think this is a great featured fight for the card.

[00:17:14]Co-main event. We're going to go to the lightweight division. That's kind of a easy let's just put up a free throw.

[00:17:20]Like you can't miss with a lightweight ranked fight as the co-main event of a pay-per-view. feel like you cannot make a single lightweight top 15 fight, you know, obviously barring some exception.

[00:17:31]Like both of them have to be ranked and and coming off a win. You can't really miss whoever you match up whoever with.

[00:17:37]So, I'm going to say let's do Patty Pimplet versus Dan Hooker. Let's give Patty a little bit of a layup if you want to say it like it is. Uh because he has big star power, dude. He's a fun name. Him on this card would be great. I think this is kind of similar to like a Shauna Ali song where it's like, oh, maybe Dan Hooker could pull it off, but it's really like a stylistically good fight for Patty Pimpblelet to bounce back, get a win, be in front of a huge crowd. You know what I mean, lad. I'm [ __ ] back. I'm coming back for the belt to slap the head off [ __ ] Elch as well. [ __ ] hand sanitizer boy. You know what I mean? Call out the winner of the main event. Maybe call out Connor.

[00:18:12]Regardless of what you want to do, these guys have beef. These guys would be, you know, super fun to promote the fight.

[00:18:19]They'd be talking mad [ __ ] They have some history. I think it's a fun stylistic matchup as well. Dan Hooker doesn't really care about winning and losing. He's coming in to put on a show.

[00:18:28]Patty Pimpblelet has the type of style that he's going to get clipped, but then he'll throw up a [ __ ] crazy sub or get a takedown or something like that.

[00:18:34]So, I think this is a fun co-main event to this card. And in the main event, I just feel like this is going to happen.

[00:18:41]I feel like we're getting McGregor versus Max Holloway. I I I I I I just feel like Max Holay is wanting to get away from that Charles Vera fight as quickly as humanly possible and I don't blame him. So I can honestly see him just coming straight back in at 170 for kind of like a fun kind of money matchup just giving up on the idea of like ah I'm going to fight GameRock next. I'm going to fight BSD next and get back to the title. I think he would just take this. And I I guess the UFC is hoping like, all right, McGregor at 170, maybe he'll be a bit bigger. It's kind of a win-win for the UFC. Let's be real, because Max Holloway is one of the biggest stars in the company. I've heard that he's on the cover of UFC 6. So, I don't think this is really a a bad outcome for the UFC, no matter what happens, unless Max takes down Connor and lays on him for [ __ ] 25 minutes.

[00:19:30]I mean, I wouldn't be surprised the way that life's been going the past couple of months. But, I think this is a fun fight. I think you you get like Prime McGregor on the mic, but he's not really beefing with somebody. Max is just going to say, "Hey, we're going to find out Saturday night." But it is what it is.

[00:19:44]But hey, listen, we're going to find out. You know, and McGregor just dogging on [ __ ] Charles and Max and maybe he gets into it with Hooker and Patty and Ilia is rolling around and Kabib and Islam are rolling around. I think it would be a super entertaining card. So, this is what I would do with International Fight Week UFC 329. Let's move on to UFC 330, which is in Philadelphia in uh August. So, that's usually a month where it's like it drops down a little bit. But, I think there's some fights you can make to make this a really good return to Philadelphia for the UFC, a good pay-per-view that's following the trend of what we've seen lately, which is, you know, 327, 328. If 329 looks anything like what I built, it's going to be stacked, right? The White House card. We're getting some big cards for these, you know, marquee events. So, I think this is a realistic card for UFC 330. I think it's a fun card. Let's get into this, man. Starting off on the early prelims, we're going to throw a blob match up on there. Let's do Denzel Freeman versus Galame Pat. Somebody has to get a [ __ ] W. Let's just say it like it is. Let's throw a blob fight on there. Let's hope for a KO. Opening up the early prelims. All right, man. Next fight of the night. This is one I'm very excited about. This is again this section of the video, the prelims leading up to like the eighth or ninth fight from the top. This is for you.

[00:21:06]This is for the [ __ ] hardcores that are watching Burns versus Mallet this weekend, buddy. All right, let's get into this, dude. I want to see Elijah Smith versus Rena Nakamura. Would this not be such a sick fight, dude? We need to get Elijah Smith out of the [ __ ] Apex. This guy's been putting on [ __ ] bangers recently. Nasty finishes, very impressive wins. I like this dude a lot in the bantamweight division. Rena Nakamura came back from his first loss to Mu and Gaffrov, the hairy little [ __ ] mole rat at UFC 311. Looked pretty good. Got a TKO and he's a really pedigreed wrestler. He can grapple quite well. He's got big power in the hands. I think this would be a good test for both of these guys and I think it would be a really fun matchup. Like I said, for the hardcores that are going to be watching the prelims. Let's throw this banger in [ __ ] Philadelphia. All right, man.

[00:21:56]Next fight of the night. This is another one that is Oh my god, I've actually cooked so hard. Okay, this fight it's I'm not worried about selling pay-per-views. I'm not worried about, you know, how many clicks are we going to get on [ __ ] Instagram. This is for the fight fans, dude. Elvis Brener versus Manuel Souza, bro. Oh my god.

[00:22:16]Please tell me I'm not the greatest matchmaker of all time. You didn't even know you wanted this and now you can't stop thinking about it, dude. Elves Brener, Manuel Sza. Oh my god, two Brazilian blockheads going to [ __ ] war. This guy has a KO over Mauricio Ruffy. Elves Brener, mini Charles Olivera. Never in a boring fight. Oh man, I I just think this would be such a generational scrap that people would look at and be like, "Dude, this card this weekend is actually [ __ ] nuts."

[00:22:45]Like, people aren't even talking about this fight. That's the kind of fights I wanted to put on these prelims. Cuz for the Philadelphia fans, they haven't had a card since Gachi versus Barboszo, dude. So, they deserve bangers. They deserve a crazy [ __ ] undercard of fights. And I I think this makes a lot of sense, especially considering the fact that a lot of the big names in the UFC, Pereira, Taporia, right? um all these other guys, Omali, like a bunch of them have been put onto these other cards. And obviously UFC 329, McGregor, potentially Jones, one of those two big type of return names is going to happen.

[00:23:20]So, I feel like this card needs to be stacked to really make it worth it.

[00:23:24]Otherwise, we're going back to the Nunez days where you would have an absolute Hood Classic pay-per-view one month and then the next month you're like, "Oh, it's Nunez versus [ __ ] Shasson.

[00:23:34]Great. I'm just going to, you know, you know what I mean?" and the co-main events a good fight and the rest is just nobodyies. I'm not doing that, dude. I think this is totally doable. Let's get Elves Brena versus Manuel Souza on the early prelims. All right, let's move on to the main prelims. The first one of the night, we're going to do Coutalaba versus Navajo Sterling. Both of these guys are coming off finish victories very close together. Navajo called him out. He's riding a very good win streak.

[00:23:59]He's kind of carrying the CKB, you know, prospect hype on his back alongside Brando Peritage. some of these other guys coming out of that gym now. And I think this is a good good move for him.

[00:24:09]Just stay super active, keep fighting kind of like Izzy, just every couple of months. And I think Coutalaba is a good test for him. I think that Coutalaba is a very solid gatekeeper for the top 15.

[00:24:19]Never really in a boring fight unless he's just blobbing somebody. But even then, it is kind of entertaining to watch him actually know how to fight when sometimes he shows up just swinging hooks from his hip. So, I think this is a good matchup. I think it's a good test for Navajo Sterling. Either way you slice it, I think it'd be entertaining.

[00:24:35]All right, man. Next fight of the night.

[00:24:37]This is one that I cooked up and I'm very proud of. And we're gonna put it on this Philadelphia card because it just gives me Philly vibes. Okay, we're throwing [ __ ] Calvin Kada versus Laranne Douglas on this card. What an absolute war. And the reason why I'm doing this is because Calvin Kada has some name value still. He was ranked. He fought Max Holloway. He fought all these guys. And he's actually very durable.

[00:25:02]like he has not really been finished and [ __ ] up even on this losing streak that he's been on. He went three rounds with Steve Garcia, right? He went three rounds with Ysef Zal allow. He went the distance with Max Holay as well. So like Calvin Ketty, he is washed, but at the same time he is very durable. And Larion Douglas in his last fight looked [ __ ] untouchable. It looked like every shot he landed was chinning the guy. Uh so I think that this is a good test for him.

[00:25:26]I think this would be a fun boxing match. Both of these guys are very good in the pocket and I think this would actually be a really really fun scrap.

[00:25:33]Good test for Larion Douglas. Makes sense. Got a lot of hype on his name from his last performance. So I think let's give him a decently big name in the featherweight division. Not a crazy jump into the top 15. But if you win this, if you finish Calvin Kada, that's a real like feather in your cap type [ __ ] You could throw this guy in there into a top 15 fight and maybe maybe a Dan Eay matchup next. I think that's a a reasonable, you know, path for Larry and Douglas if he wins this fight dominantly. Even if he just decisions Calvin Kedar, I mean, you know, that's a good win. That's a good next step for him. All right, dude. Next fight on the prelims. I mean, people have been clamoring for this. People have been asking for it. We wondered if we were ever going to get it. A retirement made it seem like we would never see this dream fight, but now I think it's time.

[00:26:19]I think we need to do Jaylen Turner versus Drew Dober. I think we need to run this fight to find out once and for all how racist Drew Dober actually is.

[00:26:28]Cuz if he [ __ ] pulls this off and chins Jaylen [ __ ] Turner, who looked so good in his last fight, you're not beating the allegations, dog.

[00:26:40]That's all I got to say. This is a fun fight to add to the prelims. I think a lot of people would be super excited for this. The memes that would come out about this, you know, both of these guys have a great highlight reel. They're both former ranked guys at 155. I think this is a good prelim fight leading into that main card. And cuz trust me, bro, this main card I've cooked up for Philadelphia is actually [ __ ] elite, but I think it's doable for the UFC. I think it's a great idea. I would lead into that, you know, last prelim. Maybe we do four fights on CBS similar to 327.

[00:27:11]Throw this on there. I feel like this is a guaranteed finish. Two fun names at lightweight. Let's do Jaylen Turner versus Drew Dober on that first section on P on TV and then headlining the prelims. Maybe maybe maybe I'm a fool.

[00:27:24]Okay, but hear me out, dude. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you're not going to fool me again.

[00:27:30]Johnny Walker, if you stink this up, you're [ __ ] done. You're getting shipped to PFL, brother. You're you're on the next PFL Belfast card fighting [ __ ] Tyson Pedro, buddy. Get out of here, dude. This should be a finish.

[00:27:43]This has to be a finish. This should be entertaining. Let's let's let's headline the prelims. Like I said, maybe we do a four section CBS, you know, portion.

[00:27:52]Johnny Walker, Dustin Jacobe. Jacob's on a great run. I talked about this in my 327 fights to make video. Johnny Walker.

[00:27:59]Let's just pretend that last fight didn't happen. Let's turn him straight around against Dustin Jacobe. Hopefully, he gets [ __ ] flatlined or he flat lines Dustin Jacobe. Either way, I think this should be a good fight. That's my prelims. We got Walker versus Jacobe headline in the prelims. Turner versus Dober, Calvin Kada versus Larianne Douglas, Coutalaba versus Sterling.

[00:28:18]We've got very very hardcore matchups.

[00:28:21]Elves Brena versus Manuel Sza. Rena Nakamura versus uh Elijah Smith. My bad.

[00:28:27]And blob matchup. Okay, let's move on to the main card. And like I said, bro, I'm not trying to toot my own home, but I've genuinely have cooked. And I think the UFC needs to go out like this for UFC 330. All right, opening up the main card. We're We're We're throwing out all the B. We're We're doing it. We're [ __ ] doing it. The winner gets to stay at the local coffee shop and sit marter and read a book in the window.

[00:28:50]Okay. The winner gets to [ __ ] limited edition Frank Ocean vinyl collection or Tyler the Creator vinyl collection. All right. The winner gets to watch a full movie at dinner and pause and break it down. See what the director actually doing here is actually really artful and beautiful. That's what these guys are fighting for, man. I think this is a sick fight. It makes a lot of sense in my opinion. I know that it's a big jump for Pton Talba, but he's getting the Shauno Ali. He's getting the Patty Pimblet type of treatment. Uh, and he's really [ __ ] good, so I don't care.

[00:29:21]It's actually really entertaining and I think he's really good. Uh, looked amazing against Henry Cejudo. One fight before that, Seya Dong didn't look that good against him. And Seyong had a very close fight with Shaom Ali. Not a robbery like all the retards on Instagram were saying, but close fight is what I'm saying. Okay. And Cory Sanhagen, he's in this weird spot where his options are Mario Batista or Pton Talba. That's a bigger fight. Pton Talba is a bigger name than Mario Batista and maybe an easier fight, maybe a harder fight. We don't actually know that much.

[00:29:53]I think this is what the UFC will do. We can't give you Ali. Best we can do is [ __ ] Payton Tab and Philly, kid. Cory Sanhagen has fought literally everybody else in the division, including Mario Batista already. So, I think this is the next step. Let's do Corey Sanhagen versus Payton Talbet. Opening up the main card of this pay-per-view, the next fight of the night. I'm man enough to admit, maybe I was wrong. Okay, because I said we should do Khalil versus Dominic Reyes, but the more I've thought about it, you know what? You guys are right, dude. Paulo Costa versus Khalil Roundtree is a more badass fight. I I actually agree. I actually feel like you guys cooked better than me with this one. So, I'm going to throw this on my Philadelphia card. Let's throw some [ __ ] violence on here. Let's get Khalil versus Paulo Costa popping. The winner of this could maybe fight Margam for an interim belt or maybe for a title shot. I don't know. It really depends on what's going on with Bberg and his injury. But I think this is a shorefire holy [ __ ] UFC cooked. Like you see this announced on Instagram, you're hyped immediately. So I'm not going to overthink it. I'm not going to well actually Reyes and Walker is better. You know what I mean? I'm just going to say, you know what, you guys are right. I was wrong. Forget the Reyes matchup. Let's do [ __ ] Khalil Roundtree versus Paulo Costa. And let's see if the Polo Costa title run continues. All right, dude.

[00:31:13]Featured fight of the card. There is one man that is guaranteed a spot on this pay-per-view. Obviously, when we were doing the UFC 329 one, we had Greyel Stevenson, right? We had Leon Edwards and D-Rod. But this one, there is only one guy that I'm certain will be on here. Officer Salty Man Joe Pyer. Let's get him in there versus Kyle Baralia. I was going to maybe do him versus DDP, but I thought that's just [ __ ] because then that leaves what? Emo Balio 2 [ __ ] Emo versus Pyifer. Gh. Just a stinky weird.

[00:31:47]Why? You know what I mean? [ __ ] that. If a Mav has to fight anybody besides the champion, it should be DDP. So that just leaves 1 plus 1 equals 2. Let's do Baralio versus Pyer. Featured fight of the card. Three rounder. And I'm going to say it again. I don't think Joe Pyer is this this like future champion, but god damn Kyle Baralo is overrated as [ __ ] Like people genuinely when I made this fight after he beat Adisagna, dude.

[00:32:13]No way, bro. Dude, Bario schools him like he schooled [ __ ] Rainier Dera by 2928 boring like just squinting at range spamming calf kicks. Really? Who Why is Baralio so [ __ ] elite? Who's he beat that's elite? Who's the guy that he beat? cuz when he fought a top five contender, he got 50 455. Who is this elite guy that did I miss a fight? I swear this dude beat Paul Craig, beat Jared Cananeer. Oh my god. After he already lost to Mav and heaps of other people. Oh my god, man. I don't know, man. I feel like this is a close fight.

[00:32:49]I feel like I could go either way on this. I could see Baralo winning this. I understand people picking him. I would probably lean towards him, but I could see Joy for pulling this off. So, I would just say, "Fuck it. Let's do a top five fight. If Joe Piper wins, it's going to be massive. The crowd's going to go crazy and he's probably going to get a [ __ ] title shot like or or a number one contender fight against DDP or a Mav, one of those guys. Maybe Strickland if he loses to Chamay, you know what I mean? That's what he's getting next. So, I think that's this is a good next step in the middleweight division. Get the Philly guy on the crow on the card. Let's get Joe Pyer versus Kyle Baralio as the featured fight.

[00:33:23]Co-main event. I'm going to throw together a fight that you listen, it's hype. I'm excited for it. I don't know if it it can headline a pay-per-view by itself. Both of these fights, the main and co-main event, I don't know if I would necessarily say you can build a great card just around this fight. Like, especially for the casual audience that, let's be real, once this white house card happens, you're going to be dealing with a lot of people. Bro, bro, bro, when is when is Hoit fighting McGregor, bro? you're going to be dealing with a lot of [ __ ] casual NPCs coming into the game, right? So, I don't think these guys necessarily like these these fights. I need both of these fights to happen. I think they should happen next and they are great title fights, but I don't think one alone could carry a card, especially when Joe Py is the the third biggest fight. So, I'm going to do co-main event Jan versus Morab 3. This needs to happen. Hopefully, timeline wise, Jan is ready to fight in August. I think it's good for Morab to have time off until then. This makes the most sense. Let's not rush Ali back into a [ __ ] another title shot. And you know who else is going to get the shot, you know what I mean? Um Na, but Morab just beat him like last year. So I would say just wait for this trilogy. Let's settle the score. Let's see who the bantamweight goat is. Make that the co-main event. And main event, I think we have to run this. Let's get Vulk versus Evov as the main event. Let's lean into Vulk as like the Rocky versus the Drago undefeated Russian. Uh I think that's a cool way to build this Philly card is two title fights, Banger main and co-main event. They're technically great fights, not necessarily the biggest grudge matches or the biggest hype on them, but then the rest of the card, you just can't complain. You got Khalil versus Polo Costa. You got Joe Py versus Baralio. You got Payton Tala versus Cory Sanhagen. Those alone are going to sell the pay-per-view. Plus, you know, fun banger fights. Jaylen Turner, Drew Doba, uh Johnny Walker, Jacobe, you know, some fun fights on the prelims. That's what I would do with UFC 329 and UFC 330 International Fight Week and Philadelphia. Let me know your thoughts on these cards down below. What do you guys think of my matchmaking?

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[00:35:38]Uh enjoy the fights on the weekends if you're watching them, boys. And I'll see you in the next video, man. Oh, also also also before you leave, hold on.

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