Off Campus 1x3 ‘The Orgasm’ REACTION

Added: 2026-05-24

[00:00:00]Hey guys, it's Marissa. I know that I'm watching, you know that I'm watching.

[00:00:03]Let's go. Do you know I'm on it?

[00:00:06]Yeah, just just let me know what I do.

[00:00:08]Just be with me when I'm stuck.

[00:00:10]Done.

[00:00:11]I can't believe this is happening. Like this is all new.

[00:00:18]You're making me nervous. [laughter] >> [gasps] >> Oh my gosh.

[00:00:23]Oh my gosh, this is a dream.

[00:00:25]>> that? Is this a dream? This isn't real.

[00:00:29]Oh my gosh, it's a dream. This is not real.

[00:00:36]>> [music] >> It's such a dream.

[00:00:43]OH MY GOSH, IT'S A DREAM, RIGHT? It's a dream. You know I'm on I know I'm on it.

[00:00:50]I'm on it, too. Marissa?

[00:00:52]I'm on it.

[00:00:53]>> [music] >> What's the problem? Keep going.

[00:00:56]I can do this.

[00:00:57]>> [music] >> You can do this.

[00:00:59]Can you?

[00:01:00]Oh, no.

[00:01:02]Yep, okay. Freaked me out there for a second.

[00:01:05]Yep, this is it.

[00:01:09]Oh my gosh, this is it. Yep, there you go. Welsey.

[00:01:14]Hey I'm with you right now. Got my flash cards and everything. Uh actually about that, but I can't meet right now because I have my first song writing session with Justin. I asked him for help with my showcase song like you said, and and you went for it.

[00:01:29]Hello, and did I reach you? I'm here.

[00:01:31]Are you keeping up? Calling to say that you were right. Usually where you hit me with some arrogant reply. What can I say? I know my pretentious douches.

[00:01:39]There he is. It's impossible to get a rehearsal space last minute, but I got one. So, I have to push your ring until later. Five minutes? Sure. Are you okay?

[00:01:50]Yeah.

[00:01:51]Yeah, why? Because you're speaking in two and three word sentences. No, I'm not. Yes, you are.

[00:01:57]Well, Z, I am thrilled beyond words that we have accomplished this key step in Project Lover Boy and you are on the road to getting laid.

[00:02:07]Uh, excuse me, that's not what this is about. Justin is not just some random guy I want to hook up with. He is a talented musician who I respect.

[00:02:17]And also want to hook up with. Well, yeah.

[00:02:21]Oh my god, oh my god, I'm so nervous.

[00:02:24]You're overthinking.

[00:02:25]Get out of your head.

[00:02:27]You know your [ __ ] Just do you.

[00:02:30]Yeah, right. [sighs and gasps] And by the way, you may not know it yet, but you're the real catch.

[00:02:38]So, act like it.

[00:02:40]Oh my gosh. Thanks, coach.

[00:02:46]It's the pink Gatorade. He can't resist that.

[00:02:48]Sorry? You're good. Gee, this is Lexi's friend, Zoe. Dean, chill. Garrett needs to study. Come on, Garrett's going to sue me if he doesn't pass this thing and then he's [ __ ] And your whole line is [ __ ] >> And the season's [ __ ] Guys, I'm trying, Garrett.

[00:02:59]>> Rainfield flying in, cap. We got [clears throat] you. Yes, sir.

[00:03:03]What is that? More Liquid I.V.

[00:03:06]I thought you passed on the sponsorship.

[00:03:07]>> Yeah, I did. How much money did you leave on the table?

[00:03:09]>> Does it matter? It's kind of his business.

[00:03:11]>> No. He's trying to study. Trust me, no amount of money is worth it. Taco Chef's day deal sponsorship. No strings attached. Just come in and sign it. All I'm saying is cash is better than tacos.

[00:03:20]Plus, you don't need the cash. Jules!

[00:03:22]>> What? He knows he's a natural. Okay, you know what? I need to focus, jeez. Things don't work like that.

[00:03:30]I I mean, it's it's just a start, but I have it's rough still. Might totally suck.

[00:03:36]That might suck. Why not?

[00:03:38]It's a It's a process.

[00:03:42]Yeah, I like this uh like this phrase here. You do? Yeah. These lyrics?

[00:03:47]Maybe. Maybe. They're my doubts. Um, I haven't written lyrics since high school. Can you sing it for me?

[00:03:54]Oh, no. I'm I'm not I'm not a singer. I can't read your handwriting. You know what? That that might be fine.

[00:04:00]>> [laughter] >> Okay.

[00:04:01]Why don't you Why don't you tell me what you think the song is about? It's a love song.

[00:04:05]I think. Kind of wanted to use the cello here like a guitar like a counterpoint to the vocals like they're having a conversation. Uh sorry. But the lyrics um could be about being in love with someone who doesn't see you. And the cello's like, "Hey, I see you.

[00:04:21]I'm into you. You know."

[00:04:23]Wow.

[00:04:25]Yeah. Um I got what you're saying.

[00:04:28]Really? Mhm.

[00:04:29]Hey, can I Can I borrow this? Mess around with it a bit? Y- Yes, please. Of course. Take it. Sweet. Sweet.

[00:04:38]Oh gosh, this is crazy.

[00:04:39]>> [laughter] >> Do you remember that agent I told you about? The one that represents Writer U Theater Legend, Joanna Maxwell?

[00:04:47]Maxwell? She must just sign me.

[00:04:49]Oh, wow. That's great.

[00:04:51]Like it really really is. This could mean film and TV work in LA, stage work in New York. Like this is everything.

[00:04:59]Everything's new.

[00:05:01]I'm glad you're having a blast. I thought you'd join me there after you graduate. What about the summer? The summer was the plan. The summer was your plan? Maybe I have with this fuzz. What are the odds?

[00:05:14]What do you I mean, what are the odds that you actually make it? And if the summer was the plan a life together. I mean, you do all the summer stock you want. You basically always get the lead. And what about all in winter, spring?

[00:05:28]I just find it out for all of this.

[00:05:29]Outgrow what she wants to do for the rest of her life?

[00:05:33]I didn't mean it like that. It's what she wants to do, and she should give it a try or she won't regret it for the rest of her life.

[00:05:40]Uh hey, you don't have to lock it. You can just leave it on the porch.

[00:05:43]Or actually, you know I can leave it on the porch.

[00:05:47]Hi. Thanks.

[00:05:49]Oh my god.

[00:05:50]Oh my god, Logan. I can't.

[00:05:52]What happened to your Subaru? Oh, I Bluebaru. How do you know about that? I fixed it. Freshmen year, you brought it to my family's garage just off of 86.

[00:06:01]That was you? That was me. Yeah. I I loved that car. Tragically, she died.

[00:06:06]Oh, [ __ ] Sorry.

[00:06:07]>> No. No. I You gave my Bluebaru 6 more months of life. If your bike ever needs a tune-up, I'm your guy.

[00:06:14]>> [laughter] >> Okay. I'm actually currently on my way to hang Professor Walden's new widescreen TV for 25 an hour. Nice.

[00:06:23]>> Yeah. I'm rolling in it.

[00:06:25]>> [laughter] >> Well, I'm holding down two jobs at the moment for minimum wage.

[00:06:29]>> Damn. Where's the belly? I love riding my bike. Keeps me grounded, you know?

[00:06:35]Good for you. Yeah. Thank you. Oh my god. You're a hockey player. I thought all you guys got free rides. Yeah, well, scholarship money only goes so far.

[00:06:42]Can't let me get a big head, right?

[00:06:45]Oh. Anyway, he is studying in his room. It's the last door on the On the left.

[00:06:51]I know.

[00:06:52]Right. Right.

[00:06:54]Logan, don't do this to me. I love you.

[00:06:58]Oh my god.

[00:07:03]I forgot. This is the scene. Garrett.

[00:07:07]Garrett.

[00:07:10]Not sure how cherry pie is conducive to those Oh my god.

[00:07:14]Yeah. Wait. You know, locking a door is a thing that people do. I'm sorry. Which by the way, kind of blows up our entire story.

[00:07:21]>> No, it doesn't. Cuz we're supposed to be a couple. Yeah, and but we're not exclusive.

[00:07:24]>> I know that nobody would believe that Mr. I Don't Do Girlfriends would actually have a girlfriend. You're not taking us this seriously.

[00:07:31]>> Yes, I am. I was studying. Studying what? No, actually don't don't answer that.

[00:07:36]>> Zoe offered to help, you know, take my mind off of things.

[00:07:39]>> Please, stop.

[00:07:40]>> You changed the study time.

[00:07:41]>> Yeah, I changed to now and you agreed.

[00:07:44]Okay, hold on.

[00:07:45]I'm sorry.

[00:07:47]I want to learn this.

[00:07:48]I do. I don't get how there can be two truths. Like shit's either true or it's not. He believes that people needed to define truths for themselves. See, this is why I need you. That actually makes sense.

[00:08:01]Well, what can I say? I know my pretentious philosophers.

[00:08:05]I messed up.

[00:08:06]Can you please come back inside? You have a naked woman in your room.

[00:08:10]Oh, >> [clears throat] >> [ __ ] I did. Yeah. Uh that's okay. Just uh give me give me 5 minutes. Justin has some thoughts about the song.

[00:08:20]All right. Well, uh what about studying?

[00:08:21]I'll send you a video and I'll meet you tomorrow before class.

[00:08:26]With your clothes on.

[00:08:30]That was all you, buddy.

[00:08:34]>> [music] >> He's good, too. Something like that. You you just came up with that? That's your melody. I just gave it what? Do you do you like it?

[00:08:44]Yeah, yeah, I I I do. I I I really really do, kid. Yeah, I mean, I told you. I'm just and I'm really glad you like it. Do you do you always record yourself? Well, you never know when inspiration might strike. Like, if you see me around campus with my phone in the ass, cuz I'm recording. But let's try my clinking of melons. Such a specific sound. Such a specific sound, yeah.

[00:09:02]>> [laughter] >> What is it like Billie Eilish's synesthesia? Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[00:09:06]This is this is really crazy, this whole dynamic, because we don't get this in the books. Like, they don't ever hang out like this, ever. So, like, the fact that they're partnering partnering up to like for Justin to help Hannah is like so insane, because it was like Cast was doing this and then it was like, you know, screw Cast and then like she did this on her own. So, this is really cool and I'm actually really really loving it.

[00:09:32]Let me um send you this file and we can we can riff on it.

[00:09:36]>> [screaming] [snorts] >> No, no. No. No. I have second-hand embarrassment. I can't even look. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh my gosh, that was the most terrifying thing ever. He totally saw that. Oh my gosh, I can't even continue.

[00:09:53]>> [gasps] >> Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

[00:09:57]>> [laughter] >> I am so It's Oh my gosh. Yeah.

[00:10:03]Let's continue.

[00:10:05]Oh, [ __ ] It's um It's 7:30. I've got to Yeah. go. He's got to go. He saw that.

[00:10:11]>> Okay. Yeah.

[00:10:12]Oh, no. I'll see you later. Oh, no.

[00:10:15]Oh, gosh. He immediately had to leave after that.

[00:10:19]Frick. [ __ ] Yeah.

[00:10:28]Oh, dang.

[00:10:32]Oh, gosh.

[00:10:41]I'm so scared.

[00:10:43]>> [music] >> Hey, let me send you this file and make a riff on it. Mhm.

[00:10:56]Or Or Or >> [music] >> Fantasizing again.

[00:11:05]For the reason of the title of this episode.

[00:11:12]>> [music] >> I knew it was Harrison. You are fuzzy.

[00:11:26]Was he?

[00:11:28]Welsy. Welsy, I can't love that.

[00:11:31]What if she picks Sugar Guard? I'm so screwed if I get him. No, you're not.

[00:11:36]You know everything on these cards. What if I forget or something, you know? And the tutor kind of intimidates the [ __ ] out of me. Pretend she's a defenseman from Eastwood coming at you. Okay, what would you do? Skate away.

[00:11:48]>> [laughter] >> Hockey's easy. Well, if you forget, just look at me.

[00:11:53]And convince me.

[00:11:56]Oh, no, no, he's going to get it.

[00:12:01]Uh uh Oh, no. Yep. Yep. Kierkegaard.

[00:12:08][ __ ] [ __ ] Would Kierkegaard argue ghosting is moral or immoral and why? Ghosting someone is immoral. It is like um you know, really wrong. You got this.

[00:12:25]Oh my gosh, I can't think. Crunch time.

[00:12:27]Ghosting might sound like a big deal, but Kierkegaard would say not only is it harmful to the victim, it is an absolute abdication of selfhood.

[00:12:41]Kierkegaard believed that as individuals, we have a shared moral responsibility to be honest based on our own subjective definition of truth.

[00:12:51]Yes. To suddenly disappear from someone's life without an explanation is basically like discarding their humanity. Ghosting is choosing comfort over honesty.

[00:13:02]>> Everyone's right. Yes.

[00:13:04]Me, too.

[00:13:05]Another human being as unworthy. Once you label me, you [ __ ] negate me.

[00:13:11]>> [laughter] >> Uh I'm terrible.

[00:13:17]That was so good. [screaming] >> [laughter] >> WE DID IT. A [ __ ] B. PLUS. DON'T FORGET THE PLUS. B PLUS. YEAH, you are officially a professional bullshitter.

[00:13:26]>> Nice to hear.

[00:13:28]>> [laughter] >> Oh my god.

[00:13:30]>> [gasps] >> That's so cute.

[00:13:32]You can put me down now. You all know how much you can bench.

[00:13:35]>> [laughter] >> [ __ ] Hey, Justin saw me.

[00:13:41]Uh yeah, he just waved at you. Crazy.

[00:13:43]He's walking away now. What's going on?

[00:13:45]Hm. So embarrassing. I think he's on my Justin Cole playlist. You have a Justin Cole playlist?

[00:13:51]>> Please don't make it worse.

[00:13:53]Are we talking like songs that remind you of him or his band stuff? His band stuff?

[00:14:00]Some solo stuff from high school. Wow, you went down the fangirl rabbit hole. It's hard. And that is the exact opposite of everything we've been working on. Yeah, I know. He wants to know if I'm good.

[00:14:11]What should I say? Don't. What are you doing? You're not going to respond.

[00:14:14]What?

[00:14:15]Hey, fangirl.

[00:14:17]Stop acting like a fuckboy.

[00:14:19]Ghost his ass. This is to get him.

[00:14:21]>> [laughter] >> You want that, right?

[00:14:23]Hm.

[00:14:25]Yeah, I do. All right, well then you're stuck with me. You've only finished half of the deal. Haven't I been completely right about everything so far? You're intolerable. So, [laughter] you are not going to text Justin.

[00:14:38]You are going to put your phone away and come to Malone's with me and the guys tonight. What's tonight?

[00:14:43]>> Yeah, we're going tonight. No.

[00:14:44]>> Okay, so you're coming. To Malone's?

[00:14:46]Yes. You're with all the guys?

[00:14:47]>> We've established this. Hear it. Hannah.

[00:14:49]Do you know what tonight is? I can't.

[00:14:51]Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. Oh my god, you guys. I can't. The quick back-and-forth banter.

[00:14:57]I say it all the time, but it's like it's gold. Like, are you kidding me?

[00:15:00]It's perfect.

[00:15:02]Hell yeah, I did. Heck yeah, we did.

[00:15:04]It's like karaoke night with Derek and the group. And the rest of the team and you.

[00:15:09]Ah, I slept on him.

[00:15:11]Take it. What do you mean, maybe? You understand. Ali, you didn't even stay in last year when you sprained your ankle.

[00:15:18]Oh.

[00:15:19]What's going on?

[00:15:21]I told Shawn I got an agent and he got all like, "But what about the real world, babe?" I'm sorry, you got a what?

[00:15:27]>> Oh, yeah. No, I got an agent. How can we go on about my [ __ ] when you have news like that? Allie, this is everything.

[00:15:32]>> It is.

[00:15:33]>> Every [ __ ] thing. No, yeah. It It like is everything. You're the best.

[00:15:39]I love you. Oh, I love them. It's current.

[00:15:42]You're coming out with me and we're celebrating you.

[00:15:45]It's karaoke night.

[00:15:47]You really going to rob the people of your talent?

[00:15:51]>> [laughter] >> Is this your going out? You know, the stage is our happy place. Hey.

[00:16:03]Please [singing and music] save us from Adele Dazeem up there.

[00:16:07]I love Ali.

[00:16:09]Wolsey?

[00:16:10]What you saying? Nothing. It's mine.

[00:16:12]It's karaoke. Yeah, well, sober karaoke's no fun.

[00:16:15]>> I'm sober, too. And we're not drinking.

[00:16:17]Yeah, and what are you singing? I don't know. You guys are doing something or something.

[00:16:21]I'm good. Thanks.

[00:16:26]And you know, you don't have to be sober if you don't want to be. No, I I don't drink in public. No, I know.

[00:16:32]Bodyguard Garrett. Do you want to? I I told Ali I I will look out for her.

[00:16:37]She's a no filter drunk. I can handle it.

[00:16:41]And I will guard your drinks with my life. BODYGUARD GARRETT.

[00:16:46]LET'S GO, [ __ ] I'M GOOD, WOLSEY. Do you trust me? Yeah.

[00:16:50]Yeah, I I do. Okay, uh I will have a drink.

[00:16:56]A drink drink. Sorry, I remember everything that just happened after [music] this. I don't know. Well, that is a fun problem to solve.

[00:17:07]>> [music] >> Is this a pina colada?

[00:17:14]I think we found your drink.

[00:17:17]Yummy.

[00:17:19]He thought that would outgrow acting.

[00:17:22]But I get it. There's no guarantee that I'll make it. But isn't that kind of what's exciting about it? But I do love him, you know, and and I know he loves me. We are supposed to be together.

[00:17:32]We've broken up and gotten back together so many times. It's like insane. I mean, that's got to mean something, right?

[00:17:39]That we keep getting back together. My mom always used to tell me never [laughter] give up on love. Love God and love your neighbor. Gosh, I do.

[00:17:47]My mom said the same thing. Oh, really? A love thing or a body thing?

[00:17:52]Hang in there, girl.

[00:17:53]Oh my gosh, Dean.

[00:17:59]JLo?

[00:18:00]JLo? Maverick? Maverick?

[00:18:03]>> [laughter] >> Stop it.

[00:18:04]I'm obsessed. I've got a boyfriend, you know. Yeah, I know. I heard. Along with the rest of the ladies room. Doesn't sound like he's going to last long, though. This is supposed to be the biggest sacred space. Who the hell hooks up in the ladies bathroom anyway? All right, not you. You're a sweetheart.

[00:18:19]And you're disgusting.

[00:18:21]>> [laughter] >> AH!

[00:18:23]>> [screaming] >> I GET IT.

[00:18:26]STAHP IT. YES!

[00:18:31]AH! I LOVE IT.

[00:18:36]YES!

[00:18:37]OKAY.

[00:18:39]>> [music] >> SAVE A HORSE, ride a cowboy.

[00:18:44]You know, I wasn't sold on it at first, but I can see it now. Yeah.

[00:18:47]>> [music] >> Sure.

[00:18:49]Hey.

[00:18:50]Oh my [laughter] god.

[00:18:52]He takes my car.

[00:18:54]You have a car?

[00:18:55]>> [laughter] >> No, I had a car. I'm buying you a very special birthday drink.

[00:19:01]Yeah, you're going to love it.

[00:19:03]Hannah has discovered the pina colada tonight. Yeah, but I only had one or four. Is that That's drinking? Nope. For my mechanic, I call this the blooper room. That [laughter] looks like wiper fluid.

[00:19:18]>> That might actually be wiper fluid.

[00:19:20]I'm so excited.

[00:19:21]>> [laughter] >> OG. So, I'm going to watch something.

[00:19:25]Actually, we're looking a little parched.

[00:19:27]>> [laughter] >> Sorry, if I was an [ __ ] You weren't an [ __ ] [music] There.

[00:19:31]Yes, look what I mean.

[00:19:33]>> [laughter] >> Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Yes, Todd.

[00:19:39]Just keep saying You need those for free? Yeah, they still want us. They want my dad. We should just do it together. I mean, look at you.

[00:19:46]As friends.

[00:19:47]>> All right, maybe we'll slow down on the peanut coladas a little. No, I mean it.

[00:19:50]Screw your dad. Do it with Logan. You could be teammates, spotting each other at the gym, or besties, wingmanning each other at the bar. Wingmanning besties?

[00:20:01]Besties. Todd, is she really into No, I'm drunk, and you're brilliant. And I'm brilliant, too. It's not a bad idea. Thanks, man, but I don't need the charity. Yeah, you do. I mean, seriously, nobody wants to see Oldy McOld's front house, man. Okay?

[00:20:15]Well, what's better than two hot, young hockey players? Three hot, YOUNG HOCKEY PLAYERS? YES!

[00:20:24]>> [laughter] >> HELLO.

[00:20:26]You're up, [ __ ] All right, hold on. Wait, I thought you weren't singing. Well, that was before I found the perfect song. Gosh, I'm so excited for this. This is the pivotal scene. Cherry girl, do you know [music] this one?

[00:20:41]CHERRY PIE. SHUT UP.

[00:20:45]>> [music] >> It's so good.

[00:20:51]It's final.

[00:20:55]YES!

[00:20:56]OH MY GOD.

[00:20:58]>> [music] [music] [music] >> Cherry pie.

[00:21:10]>> I've got chills.

[00:21:12]Look at him. LOOK AT HER. STOP, MY CODEN. MY CODEN.

[00:21:19]LOGAN.

[00:21:20]>> [music] [music] >> Oh my god.

[00:21:32]How sweet is it? Same Garrett feels this way. That's true. You think he's serious?

[00:21:38]Everyone on the plane is into this, so Ah, [music] Logan, I can't. Don't lose me.

[00:21:43]Oh my gosh.

[00:21:45]>> [music] [singing] [music] >> Oh my gosh. Okay, hold on. I need a second to comprehend cuz that was just so much that happened right there.

[00:22:04]Logan. Ah, if you know, you know. And it just like Okay, yeah. You know, I can't feel like I can't even say much about it, but like I mean, if you haven't read the book, spoiler because I need to talk about it.

[00:22:19]Spoiler alert. Logan has a crush on Hannah.

[00:22:23]Right? A major one. Like And I didn't even realize I don't know if it said that if it says that in Logan's book or not. Like they met before.

[00:22:34]Basically.

[00:22:35]Like Logan met her first in a way. Was fixing her car. I don't know if that was in the books or not. I can't remember cuz I haven't read my book in a while.

[00:22:41]It's been a minute. But that that's huge. And I love this scene so much because this is when Garrett's like like wow. Like she's yeah, wow. Oh my gosh. And oh my gosh. Okay, okay, I got to continue this because I know exactly what happens after this, [laughter] so I just want to see it played out and how it works. Oh my gosh, it's incredible.

[00:23:03]I can't, Logan. Look at him.

[00:23:05]>> [laughter] >> Oh my gosh. And you did good, Mosey.

[00:23:12]Mosey. Thank you.

[00:23:18]>> [snorts] >> Oh gosh.

[00:23:23]It's getting awkward.

[00:23:27]And not necessarily awkward, but yeah.

[00:23:31]It's going down. Let's just say that.

[00:23:33]It's so awkward.

[00:23:34]>> [laughter] >> Oh my gosh.

[00:23:43]You guys I forgot my purse at the bar.

[00:23:46]My purse with my wallet and keys in it.

[00:23:48]We got to go back. It's closed. What now? Let's party.

[00:23:53]>> [laughter] >> Nighty night.

[00:23:59]Nighty night.

[00:24:01]Mosey.

[00:24:05]Mosey. I'm back home. I'm back home.

[00:24:07]Mosey, I just love that so much. I [music] can't.

[00:24:11]He's just going to start picking up her clothes.

[00:24:16]Oh my gosh.

[00:24:20]>> [music] >> Oh my gosh.

[00:24:24]Okay. Okay.

[00:24:32]Look at her.

[00:24:37]She's in a stir crazy. I found something to sleep in.

[00:24:40]I can see that.

[00:24:44]Oh my gosh.

[00:24:47]Yep. I'm a [ __ ] bunny. A [ __ ] bunny.

[00:24:51]No.

[00:24:52]>> [laughter] >> No.

[00:24:53]A [ __ ] bunny. That's it.

[00:24:55]You're drunk. Come here.

[00:24:58]>> [laughter] >> Come here.

[00:24:59]I like the Grandpa award again. I love it.

[00:25:07]>> [laughter] >> If a relationship means we can fake sleep together.

[00:25:12]I don't think it's a great idea. I actually think it's my best idea.

[00:25:18]Go to sleep, Josie.

[00:25:20]I'm not sleeping.

[00:25:21]Hey, we're not going to have sex anymore.

[00:25:24]I know what's [snorts] going through his head.

[00:25:26]>> [laughter] >> I remember. Sorry, I just know what's going to happen right now. Oh my gosh.

[00:25:41]At least I think it's going to happen.

[00:25:45]Oh my gosh.

[00:25:47]It's not going to happen. Oh my gosh, that was the moment. Wait, what?

[00:25:54]Uh, >> [music] >> is she going to do it right now?

[00:26:01]>> [snorts] >> Coffee?

[00:26:06]Just going to have a conversation with him.

[00:26:07]>> Oh, uh, thanks.

[00:26:11]>> [laughter] >> Morning.

[00:26:17]Morning.

[00:26:18]You were pretty drunk last night.

[00:26:20]How much do you remember? All of it. You tried to have sex with me. Yeah, I I know.

[00:26:26]And now you're bringing me coffee.

[00:26:27]>> [laughter] >> Okay, are you 100% awake? Because there's something really important that I need you to do for me.

[00:26:35]Oh my gosh.

[00:26:36]>> [laughter] >> Okay.

[00:26:38]I need you to give me an orgasm.

[00:26:43]Straight to the point.

[00:26:45]>> [music] >> AH, WHAT A CLIFFHANGER to end on. Holy freak. Again, what another fantastic episode. I can't That's just loving this so much. This show is incredible. I'm obsessed. Give me a million seasons of everything of all the off campus, of all Briar U, of all of the the diaries with the things and the you know, you know. Anyways, >> [snorts] >> Um this was an insane episode. We definitely got to see a lot more of like Logan, you know, and Logan's thing with Hannah.

[00:27:22]We saw that a lot more and I'm just like really curious like continue seeing it or like eventually Garrett seeing it, you know, and [snorts] eventually what happens down the line. But this was another pivotal episode because of you know, the fantasies that she's having with Justin and that she wants the big O and she just asked Garrett for it and I'm like, yes. I was like, I knew that was coming and I knew Oh my gosh. Okay, so much has happened. Okay, the karaoke up I was not expecting her to sing that song which is so funny cuz of like it's the same song that she when she heard when she walked in on him with another girl, but it was perfect perfect timing. Again, another little another little peek at Ali and Dean. Loving it. I love love love it. I'm loving Ali, loving the friendships, the the bros, Tucker singing too. Save a horse, ride a cowboy. I was like, yes, Tucker. That's so perfect. I love him.

[00:28:28]The the it's just giving the show is giving me everything and more.

[00:28:33]And it's so crazy because I know they were talking like the writer, I'm assuming that's who she was, was talking about like obviously they can add more because we get the both POVs in the book. And so I knew what was going through Garrett's head when, you know, Hannah was basically trying to sleep with him when she was drunk. So like that is insane.

[00:28:56]And it's it's just so funny cuz I feel like I know more.

[00:28:59]Oh. Oh.

[00:29:00]I don't even like this is just so crazy.

[00:29:03]This it's it's going really well. Oh my gosh, I literally got second hand embarrassment with the whole Justin playlist thing. Died, obviously you saw, but like And oh, the whole Justin thing. It's giving more than the books, obviously, but I'm here for it. This is This is going really, really well. Like holy freak, okay. I don't know much more to talk about, but we still have many, many episodes to go.

[00:29:31]So I will see you guys the next episode.

[00:29:34]Peace.