OFF CAMPUS Episodes 1 & 2 REACTION – THIS SHOW IS DANGEROUSLY ADDICTIVE! -REVIEW

Added: 2026-05-20

[00:00:00]Cool. That's awesome. Awesome. Wow. He  knows her. Oh my god. What's happening?

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[00:00:13]Terra, have you ever once played hockey? Help.  Neither have I. I don't even know how to ice skate. Do you know how to ice skate? Yeah. Not  well, but yeah. I get on the You get on the ice, you pull off the wall, you go a little bit, you  fall, you get up, you do it again. They've told me that. Now my wife just abandons me and goes have  fun while I'm up against the wall. He doesn't like cry. Guys, we're going to start off campus today.  To my understanding, my Olivia, my wife, she has a book talk and a podcast on YouTube Ty which is  podcast where she was telling me today that this was the start of the hockey romance genre in the  book department that this came out in 2015 and now it's like a blossoming genre and they've  done an adaptation of it for Prime Video. So, here I am. I was like, I got to watch this. And  she said that you would like this show. Olivia, she's coming for me. I bet you she's going to be  absolutely right. She was my number one fan on the room reaction which I did solo on the channel  and I love doing that and Olivia really liked it as well. So now I have a good feeling about  this. I have a good feeling too. Guys, leave your thoughts down below on what you think about this.  No spoilers for what's to come, please. Or if you do spoil. Nah, you can put spoilers. I'll just  I'll do I'll be good at dodging it. I'm not in the comments. We need engagement. We need comments  and engagement. You know how it goes. All right.

[00:01:44]We don't know how we're going to batch these.  So, let's just get this journey going. Okay.

[00:01:53]Beautiful. Sound of hockey pucks coming together. Whoa.  Oh, nice switch. Thunder struck AC/DC.

[00:02:03]This person's an AC/DC Black Sabbath. They  like classic rock. Let's go. I love this.

[00:02:13]Graham 44. Oh, I like this. Oh, she's  cute. This must be our lovers Graham. I love his hair. Looks great. Yeah, that's your  dream hair. That's my dream hair right there.

[00:02:33]Uhoh. Oh, she's going to catch him. Pants down,  showering up, soaping up. All the abs. Oh god.

[00:02:46]Nice. Nice. Bunda. Is that the actor's  actual butt? Oh my god. She's looking too long. She's looking too long. And  now she saw the front and she's not even embarrassed. You looking  for someone? [ __ ] No. Sorry.

[00:03:00]Oh god. Oh god. Damn. What a confident  response. Totally looking for someone.

[00:03:10]Uh, I wonder if the book cover looks like that  of the girl. Oh, off campus. The way the logo was. Oh, yeah. 70% of you got a C plus or lower.  No good. I probably failed. Oh, I definitely did.

[00:03:21]You think we can still drop it, bro? I can't. I  need this for my major. Relax. Oh my god. He's right there. Perfect. What she get? Oh, hell yeah,  girl. Impressive. Maybe she's going to teach him.

[00:03:30]She'll become his tutor. How'd you do? Oh, good.  Girl, really? Yeah. And hell, you aced it. I knew it. Show me. You're not the only thing she'll ace.  Do you mind? What? Only you get to look at things you shouldn't. Sick bird. I like him. Discussing  today. Hey, you stared for a long time. She did.

[00:03:51]I was like, she I thought for sure you would go,  "Oh, no." And run away. But did she do it? Did she talk to Justin Cole? No. No. She's too busy pining  wisfully from afar. He has literally no idea who I am. Okay. Hey, am I supposed to just fling  myself on him? You love his music and you've been crushing on him for weeks. Mona Sanj. Okay.  Eight words ever. Hey, Mona. Oh, yep. Who's Mona?

[00:04:14]You just call her Mona. Oh, I'm not Mona. It is an  M though, right? Not even close. What do you want, Garrett Graham? Pedals to walk on. Maybe another  fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department is literally falling  apart. I failed that paper. Sounds like a lot of people did. And I was thinking it'd be great if  I didn't fail again. Mhm. Was there a question in there? That's a question. I don't go. I'll see  you at dinner. Bye, Mona. I need your help. See, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at  the end. And your your voice didn't do that. So, it's confidence. Could you pretty please with  sugar on top help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly? Better. But no. Come on.  Hey, were their colors. Do me a solid. I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek. Hey,  that was an honest mistake. Was it? I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money  for this. Find another tutor, dude.

[00:05:16]Okay, these are some classic archetype  characters here. Oh, I like this song.

[00:05:25]Can somebody tag this in the comments for me,  please? The song. So, it seems like this college really thrives on their hockey team. Yeah.  And the theater department is in shambles, which I don't like. I like me some theater.  I like theater. I don't like hanging out with the theater people. That's why  he tries to avoid shoots with me, but here we are. Just a joke. This  is a nice theater in my opinion.

[00:05:57]You're late. Hey, wanted to talk to me. If this  is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut. Uh oh. Oh no. Is she getting like  Oh no, you have your bad news face. It's your scholarship. We'll get you an appointment with  the financial aid office. They can help. No, they're just going to give me another work study  job. I I can barely do all my school work as it is. Oh my god. This is terrible. Oh my god. Okay.  Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Don't stop breathing. You need air to process and live.  Yeah, I also need money. Yeah. Is there another scholarship I could apply for? Another classical  composition scholarship? Uh, I I could switch concentrations. Performance. Girl, we both know  you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.

[00:06:42]And there's no money in classical. Jazz. Jazz.  I could I could write jazz. Even less money, right? What do I do? Let's Will he pay her? Chat  again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with us. Oh yeah, it's a tutor. We're going to get  through it. Okay, you got a tutor. Hot the hockey guy. Now I could write pop. First place comes with  a scholarship, right? But you just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist. Get it, girl.  I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year. I mean,  your word outstanding. It's true. Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic  vocal identities and the work of One Direction.

[00:07:21]Um, I love One Direction. How hard can it be?  Really? Famous last words cuz the competition it's it's pretty steep. No, I can do this.  I will do this. She means it. She's going to write some pop. Okay, bring some ideas into  class. Let's do it, girl. Come on now. That's a different direction than I was expecting.  Yeah. Oh, him. He's from uh the pit. Dean, do not give me the silent treatment. He's taking  the world's longest shower. Drain's clogged again.

[00:07:48]No [ __ ] Finish your [ __ ] shower. Well, come  fix it. I would feel so secure around these men.

[00:07:56]That's cuz you have 36 abs now and he goes to  a running club. Not anymore. Maybe Garrett will help. Where the [ __ ] is Garrett? I love  these split screens, guys. Love this vibe.

[00:08:13]There's a bit of like a whimsical graphic. There's  like these like romance graphic novels. Yeah, there's a bit of that vibe to it. It was kind  of feeling comic booky with that. Exactly. You just basically repeated what I said. Yeah,  it was really good job. I did, but like No, it's okay. And I was like comic book and then  everyone clung on to that and they were like, "Yeah, it's very good. It's very good."  Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man? Oh, hey, bro. Don't get her hair in the food.  Oh god. Frat party. I've been to so many frat parties. It's obviously yours. So that guy.  Okay. Shower. Sexy spot. What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house? You could fix  it. Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain. Have you ever snaked a drain? I have. What are  these daintying sandwiches you're making, Tuck? It's a house party. We need dippables.  Dippables. Dippables. Dippables. Dippables.

[00:09:06]Okay. Dippable. Lay off him. He's definitely  the one I identify with the most. Obviously, you would not be making grilled cheese and tomato,  though. He doesn't know how to cook. No, I'd be making dino nuggets. Exactly. Hey, can you play  something from this millennium, please? This is a classic. Yeah, tell them. Would not have pegged  you for an oldies guy. Kendall Graham vibes.

[00:09:29]Brought you a refill. Night before a game. Night  before a game. Strict. Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun? Oh boy. Kendall's  trying to get in there. Like what? Dart. Oh, they're going to juice it. A nice jog. What? What  was she talking about? Dog in the running club.

[00:09:51]Who's this?

[00:09:57]Dude, I'm not going to lie. Kendall and and the  main girl look very similar to I had to be like, "Wait, that's not her." They do. Thank  goodness. Our girl, who I'm calling this girl, feeling folklore vibes or may I don't know.  I feel like I'm more of a Taylor than a girl.

[00:10:14]You never have crushes. The fact  that you are down bad for Justin Paul is totally a sign that he's  special and do something about it.

[00:10:26]Oh, sign me up with this song. I like it. Okay,  maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt.

[00:10:35]He has an accent or he's just not interested  and then I I never feel this way about anyone ever again. Or Maybe like what? I'm not you, Ali.  I I can't just find a husband day one of college.

[00:10:50]I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal. I  walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart. You did what? Garrett  Graham naked. Yep. And is downstairs naked? And then I fell, which is my point. I have an  idea. Literally, everyone's going to block party tomorrow, including Justin. Probably an  easier time to talk to a guy than a party. Okay.

[00:11:12]I don't like parties. I bet you love these.  No, I need to work on my showcase. Me, too. I want to present a demo in my class  next week. It's a pull an all nighter. Come spend the night at Sean's anyway. You have the  place to yourself. No, Hannah, I'm not letting you out this time. Oh, dang. Okay. You want to  be a tailor? She also has to write a pop song, but okay. She has to learn to step outside of  her comfort zone and along the way understand her own boundaries and accept herself.  There's a lot of growth she has to do.

[00:11:42]I know it's like mainly internal struggles.  It's just crazy cuz she's like traditional actress beauty, you know? She is. I was  like, "Wow, she she has a hard time." Like, damn. I know, right? Cuz she's gorge.  I'm I'm actually with you on that.

[00:12:00]Oh, no. Oh, okay. Is this Kendall's not  her roommate, right? We're cutting back.

[00:12:09]No, I think we're just uh  paralleling their journey. Got it.

[00:12:17]Read the pop song. I missed you. He He has not  missed her. Does he have dad problems? I've been busy in practice. Yeah. No, it's it's um it's  not a judgment. I just missed you. Oh, that's sweet. She's being vulnerable. He's not going to  say anything back. Wow. That sucks. Did you miss me? Oh, she put herself out there. Um, wow. Okay,  guess I misread this. I think maybe you did. Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but you know,  Kendall, I've been very upfront. My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat. Okay.  The whole team has practiced, Garrett. Okay. They sell lives. Yeah. I mean, well, none of them were  drafted by the Bruins. So, you're special? Kind of. No, I was just made captain. So, the Bruins  are watching every game. How I play, how I behave.

[00:13:06]Okay. Like I said before, all I can offer is  casual. Yeah. Well, I don't want that anymore.

[00:13:11]Okay. I I want to be your girlfriend. Why? God,  don't fight for it. What's my favorite band? My How do I like my coffee? What's my mother's  name? I don't know any of those answers about you either. Yeah, they don't know each other.  You just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL or you've deluded yourself into thinking  that I'm someone I never pretended to be. But um either way, you deserve better. Wow, he managed  to flip that. Yeah, I like how nuanced that was, actually. Me, too. I'm glad he cuz I thought he  was going to like kind of like gaslight her and be like, "No, no, no." But like he was truthful  about it. I I liked that conversation. All right.

[00:13:49]There's a lot of hype around these young guys  and the Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham. He has the  ability and the potential to be a generational player. Garrett is the type of player who has  that tenacity. But I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right. There's just so  much pressure on him right now. Yeah. I I don't know that I'd be able to handle that  at 21 or however old he is. That's like wild.

[00:14:16]You did. Can you do that? Yeah.  Um can you not cannot everybody beats?

[00:14:28]Wow. There's a lot of this is this is a lot  of men ugling and I'm not opposed. I like how it's like them working out. I respect the  physique of a good well built gym body. Yeah.

[00:14:42]Guys working out. We weren't dating. Kind of were.  Yeah. You and Kendall have been hooking up all semester. House says nay. Nay. Dean agrees with  you which kind of just proves that you're wrong.

[00:14:55]You know I I don't have to take this slander. I  am a responsible, upstanding member of society.

[00:15:00]It's fun how the guys aren't even siding with  him. I'll be ready in 30 minutes. 30 minutes?

[00:15:05]Maybe an hour? That's ambitious. And he gets a  half hour. If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him. Thanks, Doug. Is her ask my  wife. You only need three minutes with this guy.

[00:15:16]That's cuz he takes his clothes off. So, she goes,  "No thanks." and leaves. Yep. And then I'm like, "A yeah, he's got a new girlfriend. Wants me  to meet her." That's inevitable, right? Look, I know he can uh be a dick. He's more than a dick.  Okay, but he's still your dad. All he cares about is hockey. Oh, you know, I only matter because I  am him. I'm just a mini [ __ ] Phil Graham. Yeah, man. I mean, all you'd have to do is win  a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend more time in your hair than a Kardashian,  and Damn. Yeah, you're just like him. Oh, his dad's super successful hockey player. Your dad was  great. Everybody knows. But no one is expecting you to be him. Well, I don't know about that.  Yeah, tell me. All our parents have expectations, G. [ __ ] I'd kill for my dad to even be into  hockey, let alone a damn legend. All right, but we're not doing this for them. Yeah, you got  to do it for you. We're doing this cuz we love it.

[00:16:11]A cute little flashback. He does love it. He  admired his dad. Yeah. Thanks, man. Now take a shower. Very strong. That must be so complicated  because in a lot of ways he probably wants to like be his dad and live up to his dad. Yeah.  Same time not live in his shadow. Exactly.

[00:16:32]She's going to go to this party tonight. She's  going to get inspired. Hi. Oh yeah. I think so too. Right here. Imagine it's music that'll  bring them together. Can't pull an all nighter in my room. I'll fall asleep. Fair enough. How's  it going? I love her hair. She looks like she's one of the No lyrics though. Well, that's great.  That's like halfway done, right? No, not really.

[00:16:50]Whoa. Okay, girl. Lyrics are kind of a big thing  in pop. That's why classical is easier. Dude, I have seen your sheet music. Classical  is not easier. Yeah, definitely is. Well, have you ever written a pop song before? Uh, not  since high school. I'll come back to you. Riding a bike. Yeah, maybe. I want to listen. Be nice  to my friend Hannah. Just started writing. These things take time, right? I like her. She's a  nice friend. What if I write a terrible song and I fail the pop showcase and I can't afford my  tuition next semester? If I don't fall in love, I I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect  song about love and life and heartbreak. Hey. Hey, you are setting the bar way too high. And of  course, you're going to fall in love someday.

[00:17:30]Maybe it'll be with Justin. Maybe someone  else. They're both dealing with terribly high expectations of themselves. Agreed.  I've just been staring at this blank page all night and I have literally no idea what  it should be about. What did you write about in high school? What? You said you wrote in  high school. What did you write about? Yeah.

[00:17:46][ __ ] The pop song. Anxiety. Nothing. She's  suicidal. Something will come to you. Okay.

[00:17:55]Just get it timed. Yeah. Out of curiosity, you  were supposed to open, right? Uh-oh. She's late.

[00:18:07]Man, when you're under all that stress  and pressure, it's easy to forget. Yeah, they're both like boiling pots that are  ready to just like boil over at any minute.

[00:18:30]He's here. Oh, and he's flirting away. Oh,  wait. The the singer guy. Oh, that. Okay. Hi.

[00:18:39]Hi. Picking up a takeaway order. Justin Cop.  God, he does have an accent. Yeah. Yeah. No, I I I know who you are. We've spoken kind of. Um,  your your band is really good. Yeah. Thanks. Uh, I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.  Oh my god. I work here, so I've heard you. Just tell him you love him. Figured the uniform, right?  Carried a watermelon. Yikes. What? Dirty dancing.

[00:19:06]Um, Jennifer Gray is this really awkward moment  with Patrick sees. He doesn't even know what that is. When I Sorry, never mind. Yeah, obviously  I work here. I'm kind of in a rush. Can I Oh my god. Yeah. Sorry. Thank you. I don't like him  for you. Nope. Hi. Next. I hope he gets a dirty dance reference. I carried a watermelon. Yes. Did  anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?

[00:19:28]Did anyone ever tell you that your references  are dated? You're too available. Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there. That's  a different scenario. I don't do girlfriends.

[00:19:37]They know that. Congratulations, Kasanova. But  I don't need your help. Feel like maybe you do a little bit. What if I paid you? Take your dating  advice. Tutor me, nerd. Oh, they are going to go here. Cuz you get off on beating people up. What?  Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting. It celebrates it.  When a team is down and points an actual strategy to pick a fight for morale. Whoa. Oh, sorry. What  happened? Sure. You're not a bad guy. I just Did he have some like violent? I think so. There was  a Yeah, there's a trigger. Uh-huh. That I that he was beaten by his dad or he's done something  where he beat somebody up and he regretted it.

[00:20:17]There he is. This Oh boy. Here we go.  Awkward. I like that Jeep. Tucker, you're looking good out there. You're really  finding your rhythm with the line. Thanks, Mr. Graham. We'll see you in the stands this  afternoon. Wouldn't miss it. God, he really pays attention to what they're doing. Uh-huh. That is  pressure. Looking handsome as ever. Me, too, man.

[00:20:39]What do you need to improve? Saw that you made  captain. Congrats. About time. About time. Better late than never. Oh god, he's a prick. Did you  drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I [ __ ] up somehow? Yeah.  Tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.

[00:20:54]I'm not here to fight. Can we just go inside?  No thanks. Cindy and I are getting married. Oh, you've been dating for like 2 seconds. 6 months.  That's it. We have a game today. I know. Eastwood, our biggest rivals. She wants to meet  you. Your timing is [ __ ] [ __ ] You would just see it. I didn't answer my phone  cuz I don't want to talk to you. You told me your news. Congratulations. I'll see you  at the wedding. Okay. Oh no. Jeez. Tension.

[00:21:17]Tension. Is that dad the guy from that  Rebbo show? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:21:30]And what happened to the mom? Yeah, we haven't  talked about her. I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact. God, he really stands out in the crowd. Can't  wait to hear what Phil has to say about that. Everyone's draped in blue while he's  green. Oh, this is mom. Goddamn mouth.

[00:21:48]Oh, did he hit his mom? Hey, come  on, bro. Get your head in it.

[00:21:57]Yeah. Yeah, he did. Oh, and he was too young to  hit him back. Physicality was brutal. I mean, he's always on the war path. Making daddy proud, Graham. Oh god. Oh no. Okay,  get mad and then win, dude.

[00:22:17]Jeez.

[00:22:22]Oh, wow. when he's hurting these other guys,  maybe he feels like he's hurting his dad. Yeah, I bet. Projecting it. Yep. See what kind of  player Garrick Graham turns out to be. His dad's like a shadow. Yeah. Dang, that sucks. You  know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.

[00:22:42]He also doesn't do the repeat thing. Even  overhearing that exact conversation. Yeah, I told you they're [ __ ] losers. Oh, keep at  it. We'll destroy them. Hell yeah. Let me get some of that. Delaney. Got you, bro. What?  Who? Is that someone from her past? Wait, what? Oh god. Oh god. Who's  this person? She's writing down some haunting string music right there. He's  from a different hockey team that maybe she helped with and he did something bad to her  cuz she really started to like shake. I mean, it seems like her high school life is  a lot of repressed trauma. Yes. Hey, Garrett. Yeah. Hey, the game's not  over. You're the captain, dude.

[00:23:37]Oh, the radio from the beginning. The  cassette player. Did you know that those were those are called cassettes? Sorry, I  wasn't born in 1964 like you. This is the kind of stuff that she would This probably  the pain inspires her to write. Yes. Oh, hell yeah, girl. Let's get it. That's  like some Billy Joel snazzy stuff. I wonder if this is his favorite. Yeah.  Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. Let's go. I was Oh, this is out.

[00:24:15]She could sing too.

[00:24:22]She could sing, too.

[00:24:28]Music will bring them together.  Oh, nice. Get it. Get it, girl.

[00:24:37]Oh, look at her expressing herself.

[00:24:53]And now he's watching her.  I love it. Oh, the reverse.

[00:25:00]Oh, he feels moved.

[00:25:05]This is so fun.

[00:25:09]Now we go. Second half. Yeah.

[00:25:17]You got this, man. Oh, yeah. Yeah.  Yeah. She gave him the emotional pull.

[00:25:28]Oh, we go. Here we go.

[00:25:35]Come on. Come on. Come on.

[00:25:43]Yes. There we go. There we go.

[00:25:56]They're doing a good job on the  paralleling on these shots. I agree.

[00:26:00]out this whole episode of when it's like  opposite and when it's similar. Uh-huh.

[00:26:07]Whoa. Damn. Oh, cool. That was  cool. Cutting E. He's like, ew. Ew. He's got like serial  killer vibes. He's a [ __ ] Like, ew. You should be happy for your son. Let's  go home. Oh, yeah. Right. He leaves because he didn't what? Fail. I don't like his dad. I'm over  it. Not on the one. It's not the mambo. It's a feeling. A heartbeat. She watching Dirty Dance.  Yes. Oh my god. I love it so much. You know, I've never actually seen that movie. Can we  please watch it together? I've seen it. Oh, I want to watch it on the channel. Please. Why are  you in bed? Because I'm watching a movie. Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us. I have  zero interest. Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie. No, you're watching  Dirty Dancing. She's very avoidant. You know, if you don't give a now, she'll just keep  at it until you do. And if you still don't, she'll text you all night, distracting you. The  power of do not disturb. That doesn't matter. Oh, what is it? Her crush. What just happened? Justin  Cole just I'll take out your outfit. You just do your makeup. Really try to look hot, Hannah. Do  I not normally? Really? Sean look hot. I plead the fifth. Yeah. Okay. I'll do your makeup, too.  Just hustle. Okay. Let's go. Let's go. She can really express a side of her when she's alone,  but not in public. And it seems like this guy can express something in public with like hockey  and stuff, but when he's alone. Mhm. He's like a totally darker person. It's like they got they got  an inverse of their stuff. I like that. Okay. Um, don't look now. But Justin is right. I just  said don't look. Don't look now. Don't look dead on. Okay. You're only pressuring Hannah  to finally talk to Justin [ __ ] Cole. Okay.

[00:28:00]All right. Fine. But can we dance for Yeah,  we can. Okay. You know, if you pick your head up 3 in, there's a party. A waitress from  Alones. What's her name? Oh, it's Hannah.

[00:28:17]Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times. Wow.  Yeah. You seriously haven't noticed her? Wow. All right, we're doing shots. We're doing shots, boys.  All right, come on. Shot. Shot. Shot. Shot. Shot.

[00:28:33]Jeez. Thank you very much. Just take your tampon  out. Relax. Okay. Yep. A little bit of luck going.

[00:28:40]Giving her a follow. Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is.  Come on. Click it. Click it. Uh, yeah. So, it seems. Okay. Here's to me. Here's to you. [ __ ]  the rest. Where are you? All right. Let's do it.

[00:28:58]Are they just standing there watching  them? What are they doing? I have no idea what happens just standing here.  What are we doing? All yours, princess.

[00:29:11]What is that? A makeout van or something?  What is that? I guess he's really in conflict of whether or not he should follow. Yeah.  I'm like just he's going to like Yes, girl.

[00:29:37]Boy, I'm kind of nervous for her. Yeah, me too.  Cuz Justin, he he's all right. He wasn't that nice at the restaurant. I haven't really seen anything  where it's like I mean, I'm sure Oh my god, she's in a white guitar. That is horrible. You okay? Um  uh the the uh ground um stupid shoes. Just walks right up. Uh I think we got off on the wrong foot  earlier. I'm a musician to writer, not performer.

[00:30:09]What kind of stuff do you add? Uh classical  mostly. Classical. But I'm I'm trying out other styles, too. R&B. Uh, rock, electronic, uh, oh my  god, the worry when he's bored. Just everything.

[00:30:27]She names every genre. I am always telling you to  wear your jacket. You never do. He does not want her talking. He does. I love it so much. I'm I  know you are, man. You're annihilated at Eastwood today. Yeah. Thanks, man. Huh? You're a Dockey  fan? Uh, yeah. My uh my dad played nothing like Phil Graham, but uh yeah, we'd watch together. Oh,  you're you're Hannah, right? Yeah. Hannah Wells.

[00:31:02]I know.

[00:31:06]Adam Wells. That was so funny. See you  around. Sweet. I'm losing my mind right now, you guys. And how do you suddenly know my name?  Don't worry about it. And you're welcome for now Jacob knows who you are. Justin. Whatever.  Look, guys like that only want what someone else has. Especially when that someone is a  prior athlete. That's husband material right there. Okay. I love him. It worked, didn't it?  It did. It did. He suddenly was interested in you. He knows who she is now. Oh, I feel things.  Oh my god. What's happening? Why do you care? I haven't been particularly nice to you. My god,  he likes her. You're a music major, right? Yep.

[00:31:53]I saw your Instagram. You sort of disappear  when you play. Wow. He knows her. I don't mean that in a bad way. I mean, uh, you love it.  I can tell. Don't you love hockey like that? Uh, it's just something I've always done to impress  my dad. Gain vulnerable. What about your mom? Uh, she died a while back. Cancer. Did her mom die,  too? I don't believe in favors or shortcuts. I don't want to pass this class because somebody  handed me the grade. I want to earn it. I'm pretty sure you're the only one who can help  me do that. So, what? I help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get  Justin's attention. That's fun. Something like that. Yeah. Hell yeah. Let's go. I'd still  have to pay me. Meanwhile, we fell in love.

[00:32:44]Wow, he's really staring at me. Oh my god.  Just had a switch go off. Yeah. I want her now. I want her now. Participate. Not your  girlfriend, Graham. This is my dance space.

[00:32:56]This is your dance space. I don't go  into yours. You don't come into mine.

[00:33:00]You've seen Dirty Dancing. That was my mom's  favorite movie. Oh, wow. Wow. So meaningful now. Holy [ __ ] You're not interested in me  and I'm not interested in a relationship. So this arrangement is mutually beneficial,  purely transactional. Sure. So the hell deal.

[00:33:29]Now reserve the kiss.

[00:33:36]Yes. All right. Next.

[00:33:41]Oh, it's a commercial for the next one. Let's  just watch it next episode. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:33:45]Yeah. Next. Next. Next. You see this daily greens?  I have it daily. And they're black edition ready to drink several times a week. We got so many  at the office. In fact, I'm a little bit parched right now. Sometimes that chocolate really does  hit the spot. I think I got some chocolate on my mustache. Let me ask you guys a question. When  was the last time you actually thought about what you're getting from your food? Protein, calories,  sure. I'm I factor that all the time as I'm sure sometimes you do too. But what about fiber?  Protein, calories. Yeah, I think about that stuff all the time and maybe sometimes you do too.  But fiber, honestly, I'm guilty of not thinking enough about the full balance of nutrients. And  apparently in the US, fewer than one in 10 adults hit their daily recommended fiber intake, which  is kind of wild because I learned especially the benefits of fiber during my cut last year with  those very ambitious goals because it helped with fullness, it helped with gut health, helped  with my energy, helped with blood sugar. I felt like in a lot of ways it was a shield against  hunger and cravings a lot of time cuz it helped me feel fuller. So for me, something like Hule, it  works because my nutrition problem isn't caring.

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[00:36:19]9:00 p.m. tonight after the sounds of wind  and fog. Is that a class or a haiku? It's a class. I want to be a film composer.  Cool. That's awesome. All right. Phone.

[00:36:33]Nice. He's going to put Ezra screen saver. Whoa.  Easy. Wy, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating. Oh, it's Hannah. I like Wy.  We're going to have to take that again. Wy, actually, you can't kiss me at all. If we're going  to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.

[00:36:51]I just met you. So, what are we going to do? Hold  hands. It's cute, but it's not going to work. I No guy gets jealous about holding hands. We got  to make out. You got to have real sex in front of him. Hard make out. I don't do girlfriends.  Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that. Am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is? It's  the Brier Gossip account. Like mostly hockey team [ __ ] We should create one for us. Yeah. If  we're going to convince Justin, we got to convince Jules. If Jules believes we're real, we make it on  to Fifth Line. And if we make it on to Fifth Line, okay, I I I get it. And we've really made it. They  don't do fake gossip. And for this plan to work, we have to sell it. It's got to be real, baby.  Take my hand and come with me because you look so fine. And establish a rhythm. Throw your opponent  off this game. Get the crowd on yourself. I love this. I love it. Is there a phase two? Offensive  zone pressure. Find opportunities to craft the crease vibes in front of crowds, in front of  Justin, and in front of Jules. And phase three, we break up, you cry. You expect me to cry over  you? Yeah. This fake relationship is going to destroy you. I love it. Justin will swoop in  and pick up all the pieces. Yeah. You're going to fake cry over me, too, right? No, I'll be  inconsolable. Love this. You got to admit, it's kind of genius. Yes, I agree. And the  most fun I've had in a minute. Would you tell the guy? When do we start? Would you ever tell  the guy the truth? Are you going to to Justin?

[00:38:19]The one we're trying to get. Never. Never. No.  We live it for real. Hi, I'm Hannah. Garrett's tutor. Yeah. Sorry it took me so long. Garrett's  tutor. Honestly, I'm doing better without you. So, I'm carrying your ass. Hey. Oh, is that the girl  that we have to Yeah. Convince. Okay. Who are you? What's your deal? Careful. Don't tell Jules  anything. You went with the whole school knowing.

[00:38:43]I only report the facts. Wy. Oh boy. Coming down  with 27 abs, huh? We can study in my room. Yeah, we can for sure. I would love to. It's fine. No,  no, it's better up there. No worries. Way better.

[00:39:04]It's not part of the deal. Oh, please don't  flatter yourself. It's for Jules's benefit. Dean, dude, I told you to shut your [ __ ]  door, man. We have company. Well, he is he has a thing about shuty doors having  everyone see him juice it. Maybe he's gay and he's really committed to an act and we find out  at the later this season. Yes, he's committing to the bit. He's really just trying to act like  he's not. Totally. For your oral presentation, you're going to have to argue the viewpoints of  one of our first unit philosophers and how they relate to modern society. She's trying to hide how  turned on she is. What was that? Me as well. Just a snap from a puck bunny. What you actually  call women? They call themselves that. Wait, are people going to think I'm a puck bunny?  No one is going to think you're a puck bunny.

[00:39:48]What? What makes the exact puck bunny? Dude, you  got to put the phone on. Do not disturb. There's too many. Dang it. Actually, I don't need your  notes. Nze believed that morality was defined by the individual god is dead or whatever. Kant, on  the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself. So, he's smart. He just doesn't know  how to take a test. If you know that already, why do you need my help? What I don't understand  is how they can be saying different things and both still be right. It's not about being right.  Dude, you got you got to turn that [ __ ] off.

[00:40:17]You got to turn that [ __ ] off. Bro, bro,  you're annoying me. Did they make it on to the fifth? What? What are the gossip site? Not  yet. I need time to build it up. Please leave him alone. He'll you later. Oh god. No, I have  to later. Only if you believe in obligations.

[00:40:35]I like this. Love me some witty banter.  Wait, is that even your head? It doesn't matter. I'm not doing August 19th. Uh. Oh, you  can do a back bend. Uh, no. You're doing back bends. Good luck. I don't know about this. Find  a better one. No, I I mean any of this calendar, the positions. What? Okay. Do you not like what  we've been doing? Oh, thought it might be fun to try something different. You know, I just after  two years, I don't want us getting boring. Are you bored? I feel like she might be bored. Like, we  do the same things and we see the same people and we break up and get back together. Like, I'm just  trying to shake us out of our routine here. Uh, I like our routine. Okay. Not break apart, but the  rest of it is we see the same people because we're in college. We eat at the same places because  we're in college. Uh-huh. Yeah. So, let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in  the back of an Uber. We're not those people. Oh, but we could be. But she maybe is that person.  Don't you want more? I don't think he does. Oh, no. Beginning of the end. Okay, let me  see August 19th at the end. Oh, okay. No, no, it's fine. Fine. Usual stuff's fine.  Maybe that's why she was staring at the blonde guy making out with the girl you said  that felt good last time, right? Yeah. Yeah, let's just do that. Yep. Yep. Okay. Oh my god. He  seems really nice, but I also understand if she has different desires and ambitions in life. Yeah.  And they're also only like their 20s. It's like, yeah, live a little, man. Has so much other butt  stuff to do. Okay. What did we love about Hannah's piece? Come on. It's Hannah's first time going for  the pop showcase. How do we help make it stronger?

[00:42:32]We're classical comp majors. We don't do pop.  Oh, him. He's from Virgin River on Netflix. I think what we are looking for here is constructive  criticism. Honestly, sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work. Uh, like you're afraid to really  get under the surface of what this song wants to be about. Okay. Okay. Now we're caught. Just  right, Hannah. Oh, it's therapy session. I am sure it went better than you think it did. No,  it really didn't. Sorry. I had to stop and grab coffee from my girl. What? Oh my god, you scared  me. Oh my god. I think you meant to say thanks, baby. Baby, you're just so into the tension of  this scene. Drink the damn coffee. I'm lactose intolerant. Just pretend. Oh, what? Pretend I'm  not lactose intolerant. Yeah. Pretend you like me. Oh, that won't be. Look at his face.  Is he looking? I can't tell. Not yet. No.

[00:43:37]Is this all appropriate in class?  I I don't think so. Okay. Well, I can't take notes like this.  Nobody said you had to. Whatever.

[00:43:50]Ooh. Oh, that's embarrassing. No one's  doing jack [ __ ] And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption. Well,  at least he looked. He's looking now.

[00:44:05]I think she needs to write about that guy  that made her do the shakies cuz that's cutting deep. That'll give her a  good pop song. It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and  then fell down the stairs loudly.

[00:44:20]The annual Maxwell Dorentes birthday festivities  will take place this year. The theme shall be twofers. So, please come dressed as  your second favorite dynamic duo. Okay, be there. There is no other option.  Drum roll, please. Yes. Whoa.

[00:44:39]What is this text? Did we make it on the gossip  site? That was a lot. That's Dean and Bo for you.

[00:44:45]They do the same kind of thing every year. Oh,  it's two for one BD bash. Justin is in Bose's fret. Oh, and he's got he's going. I got it.  He I got it. I'll give you two. Hard launch.

[00:45:04]This guy's always by himself. I would just like  to say this is the most absolutely unhinged plan and I'm obsessed with it. None of the hockey  people know. Hockey people? Jules can't know.

[00:45:13]This has to seem real. Don't you have any of  those boots that go up past the knee? You mean boots? We wear those when we don't feel like  shaving. Well, I'm just saying. You've got it. So I'm flaunt. Hey now. Okay. Not all women  want to get dressed up for the male gays. Yeah, but the women I'm with do. Okay, enough. Listen,  hockey man. Hockey man. Hockey man. My best friend is right about literally everything. Always now  until the end of time. Thank you. I like her.

[00:45:38]If you want to get Justin's attention, we have to  be boy hop, not girlh hot. Sean and I are coming.

[00:45:42]I just decided a wild hockey party is exactly  what we need to shake us out of our funk. Oh, dear. I don't think it's going to work with  you guys. No, I I I don't. Yeah. No, you're coming to the game. That wasn't part of the deal.  Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey. So, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?  For fake reasons. So much fake sex. So much fake sex. Okay. What's my deadline for this  costume? Uh, puck bunny bus leaves at 400 p.m. Saturday. You said I'm not a puck bunny.  You're not. Doesn't mean you can't act like one.

[00:46:14]Come on. We dominated the Frozen 4 last year  and the year before that and the year before that. Everyone's got great hair in this show.  Gotcha. I think her roommate, her bestie, is going to fall for Dean. What are you doing  tonight? You want to give 100%. And Oh. Oh, could you repeat the question? How do you plan to adjust  to the challenge of being Briar's new captain? I don't think there's a need to change anything.  My teammates expect the best out of me. Okay.

[00:46:45]Maybe hockey helps her, right? No. See, I knew  it. That guy. It makes her shaky right about him.

[00:46:55]Oh, she's avoiding it cuz it hurts too much.  I hope he didn't do the I know the worst thing possible. I'm kind of thinking he did cuz she  feels like Yeah. Can I help you? And I want vengeance. Uh, no. I'm I'm here for Garrett.  Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch. Oh, I'm his philosophy tutor. Then you can stay.  Sorry. Can't you just speak to his professor or dean or whatever if it's so important that he  play? I mean, he didn't want me to. What? Why? He wants to earn it. Do you know who his dad is?  Some hockey player. He doesn't try to use the nepo. One of the best defenseman in NHL history.  He knows the spotlight's on him. So, he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place. Yeah,  I I like that about him. She's slowly respecting him. Yeah. Hey, thought we had a session.  Wait room. You better hurry. Jared's tutor.

[00:47:48]Muscles.

[00:47:52]He's really prioritizing clamor muscles  right now. Sorry. Sitting down for that long must be so draining. I will reschedule.  Okay. Okay. I can multitask. I'll just be uh locking out while studying lock. Wow. I've  never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once. Well, then you've been  sleeping with the wrong guys. Oh, okay.

[00:48:13]That was a joke. You blush whenever I come  near you. Get over yourself. I don't blush.

[00:48:21]Oh yeah. Oh my god. He's going to do it  right now. He's going to do it right now.

[00:48:34]She's like locked on it. Oh my god.  I love it. I love it. Nothing. Not bad. But what about when we kiss?  Oh boy. Your terms. No kissing.

[00:48:50]What's wrong, Graham? Thought  you said we needed practice. Oh, it's happening. Oh my god. Oh my god.  Oh my god. Oh my god. Don't blush.

[00:49:07]Oh my god. I'm losing it.

[00:49:12]Oh. Oh. Oh, they're going for it. Oh, fibs.  They're going for it. Oh my god. This is tering. Yeah. What? No. The right kind. Okay. I  thought I thought it was the other the coach. Uh, he he was just trying to prove a point. It kind  of feels like I just did. And now it's my turn.

[00:49:34]Time to go. I'm going to kiss you. Okay. Uh-oh.  Okay. Oh, he looks jealous. Disappointed. He doesn't like it. He don't He's not so special  right now. See? Am I blushing now? Okay.

[00:49:59]She's a weird tutor. First away game of the  season. The Brier Hawks have dominated the Chattam Clovers in the past, but we've  got a good crowd here tonight. Fire.

[00:50:12]First game. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh heavens no.  We don't bite. I swear. Uhoh. Stick by jewels.

[00:50:22]I mean their playbyplay is a lifesaver. My first  time. Thanks. They could play like sisters. Yeah, they really could. Tough game for the clovers,  folks. Oh, she's going to cuz he's going to be looking in their direction. Kendall might think  it's for her. Fire has control of the puck. There you go. Logan back to Graham. Move it. Move  it. Back to Logan. These two are passing it back and forth like Flamyia during a welcome  week. Uhhuh. Chatter tries to get the puck the [ __ ] out of town. Get him, baby. Rams right  there with the interception. Takes the loan in.

[00:50:58]Yes. H absolutely pounding the Chattam Clovers.

[00:51:05]Oh no. How's he going to react when he sees them  together? Yeah. Yeah. Problem is knows it. Okay.

[00:51:26]Let's go. Set him up. Shot. Shot. Right here.

[00:51:38]Oh god. Waste not lest he be wasted.

[00:51:48]Oh, we haven't seen her sexy outfit yet. I know.

[00:51:57]Maverick. Goose Maverick. Oh, there  I put it together. There it is.

[00:52:05]Uh, here she coughs. Here she coughs. Oh, hey  girl. She's a bunny. Oh, she is. All right, puck bunny. She looks great. You totally nail boyh  hot. Good, cuz I feel like an absolute cliche.

[00:52:23]Any sign of Justin? No. Uh, not yet, but he'll be  here. Sig Tile takes birthdays very seriously. Oh, hey. Thanks, man. Uh, no thanks. I don't  drink at parties. Yep. Something terrible happened to her. No worries. I'm not a big  drinker either. One on practice 95 after a game. No exceptions. Seems pretty strict.  Do you think I was born with these abs? So, what's next? It's your favorite,  actually. Are you ready for this?

[00:52:49]I hope he finds out what happens to her  and he kills the guy. That was really cute. He held her hand. Yeah. Sorry,  Garrett's tutor, but uh y'all are cute, but we need you. Let's go. It's a starting line  tradition when we win. Bad luck if we don't. Okay, cuz tonight we beat Chadam's asses.  That's right. Let's go. All right.

[00:53:06]Come on. Come on. Come on. Sorry. It's  okay. She's actually enjoying herself.

[00:53:19]Okay.

[00:53:25]Uhoh. She's having a PTSD moment.

[00:53:32]He poured her a drink and put someone in it. I  think he drugged her. Yeah. Yeah. Not a vampire.

[00:53:40]Uh, we all thought he was just a very bad vampire,  but here you are looking like L. Woods. Mhm.

[00:53:46]There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.  Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends. Dynamic duos, not his style. So, Garrett's tutor. What's  really going on? Oh, it's going to be [ __ ] hard.

[00:54:00]Oh, she's Jennifer Lopez. Yeah. Oh, I love it.  Okay, now I need to see if my theory is going to be right. If her and Dean are going to like Wait,  babe. Where's your Duncan cup? This is supposed to be Ben Affleck. Okay. Well, without the cup.  You don't look like Ben Affleck. You just look like some guy in Boston. Ben Affleck. Babe, get  the cup so we can dance. Do we have to? Yes. We got a house like this, a floor like that. Dressed  like mine. Yeah, she does look great. Like, yeah.

[00:54:28]Go find the cup. Like what, dude? You know, it  started with cheatering, but I mean, if you looked at him, I mean, he's John's best friend, so not  really. Uhhuh. My brother John Logan, right? Oh, okay. It's a reasonably attractive looking  human being and barks blue as they do when I am not convinced. Weird way to tell a story. What  don't you get any of it really? Cuz a guy like him could possibly be into a girl like me. Oh my god.  No, you're just different. Not what I would have expected for Garrett. Oh, what does that mean?  Yeah, I don't know what that meant either. So, you guys like dating dating? Well, I mean, we're  not like exclusive or anything. And she's cool with that. Yeah, man. I guess so. It's just  that last week you didn't even know her name, right? Uh, he's thinking it's weird, too. I don't  know. Sometimes people sneak up on you, huh? Do you see anything non-alcoholic? It's for Hannah.  She doesn't drink. She said not at parties. What?

[00:55:26]Here. Uh, here. Try this. Closed cans are  safer, bro. Thanks. He must know why. Yeah, but it's alcoholic. Yeah, I look like a beer. I  can say this cuz Garrett's basically my brother, but he can be kind of a sometimes.  Yeah, but he's also funny. Kind of nice when he wants to be. Now she's  defending him. Mhm. I thought maybe, you know, in case you change your mind. No  pressure, though. Yes, actually. Thanks.

[00:56:01]A, that was totally cute. My single ass  needs another drink. Bye, Jules. I love them.

[00:56:13]Oh, no. Okay. She's going to attract  some guy. Yeah, if it's not Dean, I'll be surprised. But we'll see. Yeah, I think  I just watched how much I called that plotline cuz he's all about like the excitement,  the getting out there, all that. Who is that? I don't know her personally, but I'm  pretty sure that's JLo. I got an idea. What?

[00:56:48]On the floor. This is me. smart. This  is me now. I love it. That's so cute.

[00:57:00]Oh, here we go. Oh, she's just dancing.  She's going for it. She is. I thought she was going to turn around and be like,  "Oh, you're not my boyfriend." But Oh, yeah. Her relationship's doomed. Whoa.  He's going to walk right in while this guy's like doing all this. Bad news.  Oh, they're vibing. They're vibing hard.

[00:57:27]Oh, is he? Oh [ __ ] Oh, we dance or what?  Oh, he's here. Uhoh. We got to dance now. Oh, came came with wood beers. And he does have  friends. Justin's here. Okay, be cool. You're with me. Sure. Hey, he's just another guy. Yeah. Ain't  no ain't no biggie. Justin seems like an [ __ ] That's what I'm saying. From the second they met,  I was like, "No." Like, he's e not nice to her.

[00:58:00]Oh god. Is that a real snake? Oh no. She's going  to He's going to kiss her right in front of her.

[00:58:05]Oh no. What? What? Oh, she's Britney Spears  from a slave for you. Era. Yeah, she is. He's going to take her upstairs. Where are we going?  He needs to see us. And he has. You've got him interested. Now we got to go. Go study. No, but  he's talking to someone. Hey, watch the player, not the P. Wowee. What the hell does that mean?  But it means trust me. Can't she trust him, though? Suppose that's what the whole season's  going to evolve into. A game of trust. This is the part. Oh, where I tell you all the things I want  to do to you. Oh my goodness. Now you can blush.

[00:58:47]Sign me up. Oh my god, I love it. He looks so like  so upset with him. Totally. He's now he's like fully obsessed with Hannah. Oh, what do we do? We  talk philosophy now. Oh, thank god I'm exhausted.

[00:59:08]You're not letting me take the bed? Nope. I'm not  sleeping on the floor. That really sounds like a pickle. Oh. Oh, this is going to [ __ ] with her  trust. Oh no, you're so stubborn. This is going to help with her. Yeah, bet is big enough for two.  Oh. Oh no. Absolutely not. Okay, your loss. No, no, you can't say you're lie. He doesn't.  You're piece of [ __ ] Am I? Oh, wa. Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed. No. Okay, you're right.  You should take the bed. Okay. I'm so worried about like what will trigger me? Me, too. No,  you're just giving me the bed cuz you feel bad for me. Get back on the bed. I'm taking the floor.  I don't need your pity. You just collapsed on it 2 seconds ago. Take it. I am perfectly capable  of sleeping on the floor. So am I. Oh god, guys.

[00:59:54]That's funny. What? Okay. I'm so I'm so  worried for her. Yeah. Can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods.  The gossip site. We made it. I bet. Oh, never mind. A, they're like text flirting.  They're so cute. Do you always get so beat up out there? You get used to it. Hurt more when  I was starting out. How old were you? Well, I don't know. Soon as I could walk, my dad put  skates on me. It's a lot of pressure on a kid.

[01:00:29]High skating was a fun part. Pressure was  getting measured once a week to make sure that I was growing fast enough. Whoa. Weird.  Chugging protein shakes and lifting weights.

[01:00:40]Wow. Cuz my dad wouldn't let me skip practice in  his [ __ ] whistle. Whenever I made a mistake, she sees him. Yeah. Why do you still do it? I  guess I wouldn't know who I am without it. Oh, his whole identity is tied to it. Spent my whole  life training for a dream and I'm so close to it if I stopped it. Yeah, what's the point? I  don't know. [ __ ] that. You got to practice with the Bruins. They let me run a drill for  fun. Wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker?

[01:01:15]This is really cute. So cute. Oh my god. No.  Turn that off. Oh. Oh no. I want to hear it.

[01:01:27]High school song.

[01:01:34]Just sit with it. Did you write this? Yeah, she  did in high school. Yes, you're really good. A what would I give to go back? Yeah.

[01:01:53]Back to page one. Love it. I got to  tell you something. The other night at the Eastwood game, I was struggling.  Oh, when you saw her when you saw her, I heard someone singing Elton John, right?  I followed your voice through the tunnels.

[01:02:13]I saw you in the green room. A saying it  out loud, I realize that sounds creepy, but you were so genuine, you know. Yeah, you  centered me. Oh, that's such a good line.

[01:02:33]Jules posted us. Perfect timing.  Back to the performance. Actually, hang on. Let me see. A We did it. Yeah, we did  it. Wait, I have just the thing. Have you heard Miley's cover of The [ __ ] Back? Yeah, of  course. I'm a man of taste. Wy. Okay. Well, what about Billy Porter's version? Who's Billy  Porter? Going to pretend you didn't just say that.

[01:02:56]Come up here. This is super adorable. I love it so  much. Can you show me something of yours? Already sad when the classical piece have to follow the  plan to break up. I don't want it. No, I I don't write like that anymore. Why not? Oh, we don't  want to talk about it. It's like scary. Scary.

[01:03:15]Telling the world something I'm not ready for it  to know. Yeah, that's why you got to write about that. I am working on something at the moment for  the pop showcase. Has to be truthful. Mhm. Lyrics are hard for me. It'll get there. It has to. You  hate losing that badly, huh? I do when it means that I can't afford to go to Brier anymore. And  the only way to get a scholarship is to win. Oh, he's going to help some way. Yeah, he understands.  Do you have to write the lyrics yourself? Like, can you collaborate? Yes. Yeah, sure. As long as  it's still mine. Do you write lyrics? I bet. Are they already good? Oh. collaborate with him.  I mean, there's your answer. Just asking for help. Pretentious douches. Oh, they love to  help. Yeah, I am. He is though. He is not a pretentious douche. Okay. Yeah, whatever.  I love this. Wait, have you heard of the beaches? Their Coachella set will change your  life. Oh, changing from that. Is she writing or Oh, they fell asleep together. They're so cute.  He didn't even fall asleep with the other girl.

[01:04:35]He's going to cover her up with a blanket. I  know it. Oh, maybe not. Back to the floor. Oh, that little smile was really sweet. Must  be really hard. Like it's got to take a lot of trust. Yeah. For her to fall asleep  with for sure. And I think like that night probably built up that amount of trust that now  she's like, "Yeah, he's got my back in a way.

[01:05:06]Oh, is she looking for him?" Cool.

[01:05:14]A She's genuinely smiling. They're becoming  actual friends. Hannah. Oh. Oh, hi. Hey, Justin. Oh, where? Where? Is this  seat taken? No. Yeah. No, he Oh, he's going to get jelly. He's not going  to like it. It was a great suggestion.

[01:05:38]Uhoh. Is he going to listen to her song right  now? Oh no. This is I hate this looking at that.

[01:05:50]Oh, the song recommended.

[01:05:57]Oh, I like this too.

[01:06:05]Who does he see in the back?

[01:06:10]Oh, okay.

[01:06:15]But he don't do girlfriends. Terra, he don't do  girlfriends. Oh, he's going to do it pretty soon.

[01:06:23]Drop a drop a finger on me. That's a good That's  a good ending point. That's a good ending point.

[01:06:30]All right, ladies and gentlemen, we just watched  we watched Off-C Terra's new favorite show. I love it. Watched the first two episodes here. If  you want to get the full reaction, watch along.

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[01:07:21]Turn around. Oh my god. This is not good framing.  Yes, it is. It's just not good enough. Everybody loves it. It's not good enough. See it? Reject.  It's a knife. It's bleeding. Cool. I think this would have been a lot better if you set up a turn  around. Well, everybody loves what I just did.

[01:07:38]Okay. Leave it in the comments. Tell Tell him he's  an idiot. Okay. Well, well, Tara, yeah, you were losing your [ __ ] You were losing your [ __ ]  I love this. It's always fun hopping in one of these shows when we don't know anything about it.  Yeah, that was totally It's uh It started off like really fun and sexual like teasy and then it's  like getting more I like how it's one of those shows where it just keeps pulling back more and  more layers and revealing about the character and imagine it's like based off of a book you want to  get more character driven and it just kept getting more and more character dynamics and more telling  about the characters. So yeah, I had a really good time with this. How how are you feeling because we  got we got six more episodes to watch so we don't have to talk too long but how are you feeling so  far? I had so much fun. The thing is is I did not know that she was going to be able to sing and  play music. That to me makes the show like it's definitely one of my favorites. It's already the  vibes are off the chain. I love the romance in it, especially like the college vibes where you kind  of feel like young and vibby. I like it except it's not corny. like it's written really well and  the subtlety of the damage that the characters may or may not have been through is actually  directed at a really it's a really good level like a really nice subtle level where you go like  it doesn't feel like a show to me that's a second device show because if you had missed her thinking  about that guy and her shakiness or like certain um flashbacks they happened really quickly  where I feel like this show is trusting ing the audience enough to have a brain and go,  we're not going to like we don't have to force feed you the plot here. Just watch and enjoy. And  I like that there's not a lot of ex there. Sure, there's some exposition, but not an over  exorbitant amount, which I really really like. Um, and I'm just I'm very very excited. Like this is  I would have binged this in one night. What were you like at this point in your life in college?  I was singing wicked in the dorm room. Um, well, here's the thing. This I didn't get to go  to real school. I went to a music American Musical Dramatic Academy. Like, it was a it's a  lot of gay gay guys and women together singing, dancing, and acting. That's what my life was like.  Not like that. Don't know about frats, fraternity, whatever, any of that. But you know what I did  relate to is Graham with his dad where I was like, "Yeah, when I was a baby, I have a weird memory  where my dad was yelling at my my mom and there was like a fight and I don't remember like the  physicality of it, but I do remember feeling like how he felt when you're too young to be able  to like fight back, you can't do anything." Um, and that's like a memory that I'm like, "Oh,  that that." So, I relate to that with him where I was like, "Oh, yeah. I get it. You could be  real mad and want to like seek vengeance." Um, which is why I love vengeance now. But, um, yeah,  in college, my college was not like this. But, um, what was I like? I I mean, I I played  I played songs like her, too. Okay. So, do you like relate with her a lot? And I love her.  Well, I like that she plays she plays music and she has a tough time being like, "Oh, I wish that  we could go back to page one." I don't relate to what's happened to her. I think goodness, we don't  know. We don't know. She seems heavily implied.

[01:11:05]Very implied. Yeah. Um that what we're thinking  has happened to her has not happened to me.

[01:11:10]I relate to her because she loves  like the music stuff and she's also not good at flirting or talking to guys in  general that she thinks are cute. Um Oh, what's the other Do you really struggle? Did you  really struggle with that? Yeah. Like, oh god.

[01:11:30]Yeah. Like what a nerd alert. Like I'm not good at  at flirting. I can't. When I would go to the bars, okay, my friends would be there and Mary O'Neal  was always really good at eye flirting. She knows how to like make eye contact as she like walks  in and like hold eye contact and I would be like, I don't know. I didn't even see him. I don't  even know what you're talking about. That was me, you guys. So, like, yes, I relate to her. Nerd  alert. I don't know how to do that stuff. Even now I'm like like really I thought you would at  least like just know how to com properly converse I know how to have a conversation now but like  flirting yeah the flirting aspect of it if I don't know them and I don't know that they're into me  then I'm not going to I don't know how to get that started I've never seen a situation for you where  you're about to flirt with a man I don't know what that would look like I just feel You get louder. I  don't foresee those circumstances ever presenting themselves. No, I know. I know. I probably  do just get louder. The more drinks I have, I do get louder. If the music is loud, my voice  rises above it. Yeah. It's annoying. Well, dude, I'm so happy you're enjoying this. I love this  show. You know, relationships and everything or like Yeah. on on Terra Terra Solo channel, she  covers a lot of like reality shows and stuff.

[01:12:56]True. So, it's all about relationships for her  over there. But this is a lifestyle that I have no relatability to in my personal life. It's  a big part like it's I've been work I've been writing something now is how little I I have a  connection to. I've been writing something now that's supposed to take place at a high school and  I'm like I never went to high school. Like really?

[01:13:21]I was there for three months. Oh god. So I don't  really know how it works. Oh god. I don't know.

[01:13:28]So, I'm like, "Wait a minute. How do I struggle?  What are like what are what are like what are periods of the classes and uh what are like what  are the what are the events that happen that are not pro?" Like I don't know. That's a struggle.  So, you best believe I don't know what the [ __ ] college is like in any capacity, right? So, I was  never part of like the parties and stuff like of course been to parties and whatever where people  are drinking and but I'm I'm usually like a very I'd be a very uncomfortable person back then. I  back then I was the guy who was just I I know how to socialize now, but back then I was just the  dude who went uncomfortably quiet. Really? Would you drink to help? No, I I didn't really start  having any drinks till I was like in my 20s.

[01:14:08]Really? Yeah. It took me a while. You were just  soberly awkward. Yeah. I was like a really funny guy in a small small group. But when I in party  settings, no, I was just like socially awful and I would just I would get really quiet and reserved.  So yeah, there's not one part of me that's like I know what it's like to be these guys, these bros,  you know, I weightlift now, work out now. That's about as far as my relatability goes with it. But  on the internal stuff I do like like illustrating these two different people. What's a guy named  Garrick or Graham? I'm calling him Graham cuz it's something Graham. I think it is Garrett  Graham. Let's just like look up. We need We need We need to at least commit to memory the two  main characters. Was Hannah because they said they said it a gazillion times. Um, it is Oh, we're  both right. It's Gary Graham. Okay. Okay. Oh, he's got an aliteration name. And And this is  the That is the guy from the Reeba show. Yeah.

[01:15:02]And from the um uh with it's going to come to me.  I'm not even going to look at the title. You know, where he's the he's the dad and it's not good and  he has a million kids and they live in Chicago and they're really poor. They're really poor. Nope.  Shameless. Shameless. Yeah. Okay. Thanks. Oh, he's in Shameless. Never seal team. He was good  in that, too. So, apparently, this guy's had a actually thriving career since Reeba. And I  know that's about as far back as my knowledge goes. And he's had Look at his IMDb. Holy [ __ ]  I remember mostly from Shameless. Yeah. Yeah. I remember the commercials of uh Reeba. So anyway,  uh yeah, I mean like when we're looking at um the struggles between the two of them, from what it  seems like with her, with Hannah, and of course, we haven't really dived into like her backstory as  a child, right? It seems like they're presenting two different cases of PTSD. One is more of a  classic case of what we associate PTSD like an event happened and that's really [ __ ] them up.  M and then there's the other one of complex PTSD which is more of what I had like uh where it's  more of a lifestyle you had like an accumulation of events that you that you sort of had and now  you have the symptoms and the and the things you have to deal with in therapy or medication wise  that come from PTSD, right? So, it's So, I like that. That seems like what they're doing with the  two because he seems like he had a lifestyle thing with his father and his mom and I feel like he  was kind of lying about his mom when she said she died of cancer. Me Oh, you did. You did. Okay.  Oh, I could be wrong. It just seemed like he was lying at the time. No, I totally agree with you.  The The thing that I thought when he said that is that I thought she was going to say something  about her mom, too, like maybe being passed or something. She didn't. Uh, I do agree with  you that maybe it's too much to talk about. So, he lies that she's died of cancer when really,  yeah, she's either hurt and we don't know where she is or she was hurt too badly maybe by dad or  maybe that was the truth. Yeah. Yeah. I think the show is written really well. Like, everyone is so  complex there. There's there's all of us as human beings, we have inner contradictions. There's  yin and yangs and whatever. And everyone here has that complexity. Like if you even look at the  friend who was trying to convince her boyfriend to like go out and do some different things totally.  Clearly she loves him and still wants to be with him, but then she's got this complete opposite  side that's in total conflict with that. And if you look at our main characters, that's what  they're dealing with the whole time. He's he rob he robs himself of connection because he's like,  I can't for the things that I'm putting all my care and attention to, but there's a big part of  me that doesn't really there's like a I care I'm acting like I care more about this thing than  I actually do, you know? and I'm giving my life to that and I'm sacrificing something that could  fulfill me. And she's like dealing with I I want to create music and do this, but a big part of  that is having to uncover truth within herself and get to and and that way she could be like a real  artist and express herself, but she can't really do that unless and I like I like her struggle with  trust. So yeah, the way everyone's written it, it's it's not black and white. Everything's very  nuanced and uh I appreciate I I thought the other thing is like we're talking about the depth of  it, but it's also a very fun show. Like it's it's extremely fun. It's extremely fun. Right. And the  subtleties of what they're going through, the way that they show it is nothing like too like it's  not it's not like too damaging where you're like, "Oh my god, it's too much." You're like, "Oh,  we get it. All right. There's some trauma here, but overall, when we get to the parts where most  of it is a grand old time." Yeah. um which you're like, "Yeah, this is what college would be of you  secretly hiding all of the deep dark stuff down here and then thinking about the boys or the  girls that you want to that you want to flirt with that you want to date and like going out  with your friends, right? But each one of these people all have something that they want more out  of life that they're searching for that now we're getting into the depths of it in the first couple  of episodes. We see little parts of that with each person that we've met for the most part, which is  great. Yeah, Ensemble's great. Everyone's great.

[01:19:11]And it's got a great vibe and pacing and editing's  awesome, too. So, yeah, I'm happy we're watching the show, and I can't wait for everything to get  progressively worse for everyone because this is only episode two. So, you know, all the conflicts  and setup, it's just going to get way more intense. I do hope, my one hope, I'll end up with  my last thought with this is a band member guy, I forgot his name. Jose Justin. I just knew there  was a J there. Uh Justin, he seems kind of like a caricature, you know? And and I'm hoping he  they're doing a really interesting job with taking some of the the the other hockey players, a couple  of them, and making them feel more human than just frat boy people. Like you're getting little  tidbits to make them seem more human. And Justin, I'm sure the show will go there. He does seem  like a caricature. I agree. The second he he had a girlfriend, he was like, I want maybe there are  guys who do have that switch like that. Yeah. Uh, but everything about him does just seem like  a joke and I wanted I hope they I hope they humanize him. Me, too. Cuz he didn't seem that  nice at the restaurant when he was just like, "Cool." Uh, yeah. Is my order ready? I was just  like, "Ew, no." Yeah. Yeah. Ew. True. So, I I'm hoping that at at some point Hannah grows enough  to where she maybe like makes him feel more human after realizing he's not good enough for her.  Very true. Very true, Tara. All right, guys. Well, what did you think about OffCampus? I'm sure you  guys have already finished the show and now you're here watching us uh review something and you're  like, just watch the next episode. We like take our time. Yeah, we do. All right, guys. We'll see  you for episode three uh three and four. Peace.