The Most Uncomfortable Christmas Dinner - BAD TEACHER Clip | Cameron Diaz

Added: 2026-06-02

[00:00:01][music] >> Seriously?

[00:00:13]Seriously?

[00:00:20]Seriously?

[00:00:24]Hey.

[00:00:25]Why are they closed? It's Christmas.

[00:00:28]Whatever. Hey, you got a lighter?

[00:00:32]Hey. Miss Halsey, it's me, Garrett from school.

[00:00:35]>> Having a nice Christmas?

[00:00:38]Aces. Aw. What are you doing the rest of the day? You going to go see your family? Uh, you know, I'm going to go see some people. We're having like a big potluck, so.

[00:00:48]Miss Halsey, would you like to come and spend Christmas with us?

[00:01:00]'Tis the season to be jolly.

[00:01:08]Family >> [singing] >> and everything else we never remember.

[00:01:12]Every year we [laughter] forget. What is that? Listen, I'm really sorry. I have to eat and run. I got to head over to the shelter, so. Aw. The shelter?

[00:01:20]That's so inspiring. Yeah, I really love helping bums.

[00:01:24]But you have to wait for dessert. We have a real treat. Garrett, why don't you run and get some of your new poetry?

[00:01:30]God, no one wants to hear it.

[00:01:32]Oh God, I'm so embarrassed.

[00:01:34]>> Don't be shy, marbles.

[00:01:36]This is called The Chase by Garrett Tiara.

[00:01:40]>> [clears throat] >> XOXO My love for you is XOXO.

[00:01:47]About her smile that I would walk a mile for.

[00:01:50]About her personality that makes me see the best in me.

[00:01:56]One glance, one dance.

[00:01:59]Because together we can achieve balance.

[00:02:04]Thank you.

[00:02:08]I loved it, and I usually hate poetry.

[00:02:11]Oh, Philip. Hate on Christmas? Oops.

[00:02:14]Sorry, Santa. Sorry, Jesus.

[00:02:17]>> [laughter] >> Um, why don't you two give me a hand with dessert, and we can let these two discuss.

[00:02:27]So, the poem's about that girl?

[00:02:30]Yeah, Chase.

[00:02:32]I could just talk to her and tell her how I feel.

[00:02:36]I know she'd understand.

[00:02:39]Listen, that's not going to happen, buddy.

[00:02:42]I was that hot girl. Hotter, even. And I would never have gone out with you.

[00:02:47]And I'm not saying that to be mean. I'm saying that to be helpful. What do you know? You don't even know our names.

[00:02:52]I'll tell you what I know. A kid who wears the same gymnastics sweatshirt 3 days a week isn't getting laid until he's 29. That's what I know.

[00:02:59]The sweatshirt was my dad's. It's all he left me when he left me.

[00:03:03]There's a reason he didn't pack it.

[00:03:06]Just saying.

[00:03:08]Welcome to the number one New Year's Eve party in the entire world. This is literally the biggest party on Aren't you going out with the other nurses?

[00:03:18]I'm not a nurse.

[00:03:20]I thought you were a nurse.

[00:03:22]I'm a teacher.

[00:03:31]Lionel Richie Well, I have the Jonas Brothers.

[00:03:42]>> [screaming] [music]