Arteta’s UCL BOOST | Spygate CHAOS | Slot STAYS | #PaperTalk

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[00:00:00]What's going on, people? Welcome back to another video. My name is Hugh Wizzy and you're watching Paper Talk. We're back again, 15th of May, Friday, beautiful. So, let's go through the latest breaking news headlines and see exactly what's making the headlines in the back pages of these, the most fraudulent publications available to man. Uh we read them so that you don't have to. Love to your mothers.

[00:00:24]Hope you're doing well and looking after each other. Drop a comment for the algorithm, say hello, and let me know what you think of all the stories that we're going to go through in today's video. I mean, we've got a hell of a lot of them, so let's get down to business.

[00:00:34]All right, let's do it.

[00:00:38]We start with the Daily Telegraph today.

[00:00:40]They say spy chaos cast out into final.

[00:00:43]The championship in complete meltdown today. And Southampton now facing the possibility of serious punishment after these allegations involving the guy who's been accused of spying on Middlesbrough's training sessions before their playoff semi-final. And now legal experts are warning the game itself could be delayed depending on the outcome of hearings and possible appeals. Now, if you somehow missed this story, apparently a guy was spotted hiding behind a tree in Middlesbrough's or near Middlesbrough's training ground filming sessions and streaming them to someone else who may or may not also be from Southampton. And look, football is paranoid enough already. You know, managers hide tactics, training behind closed doors, players covering their mouths while they're talking like they're, you know, hiding nuclear launch codes or something. But this is next-level fraudulent. And what's commonly known as the richest game in football is now shrouded in uncertainty.

[00:01:34]More on that later. The Times over here saying Ian Cathro penalty was a career high. Cathro speaking after scoring the pressure penalty that could effectively hand Celtic another Scottish League title. According to him, his heart was beating faster than ever before as he stepped up to take it.

[00:01:50]But it was a controversial penalty in itself. You know, I think it was 98th or 99th minute and, you know, Hearts and a lot of other Scottish football fans are just thinking that injury time shouldn't really have gone on that long. It was basically play until Celtic score in a lot of people's opinion. So, pretty a divisive penalty in itself. Hearts absolutely, you know, devastated, furious with the decision. VAR once again the main character. But, he is actually saying that he blocked out the noise, focused entirely on the moment, and delivered when Celtic needed him the most. And there's more on the Southampton situation in the Daily Star.

[00:02:25]They claim the Spy Gate scandal could completely derail Southampton's promotion hopes. And honestly, they might not be exaggerating, like these hearings are taking place behind closed doors, and there could be serious consequences if they are found guilty of breaching EFL rules. It's serious business here. Promotion to the Premier League changes everything financially, and is big money. And if Southampton were punished heavily, the fallout could be enormous. Now, Daily Star also say, "I'll be back." roars Arna, Arna Slot, reportedly still fully confident that he is still the right man for Liverpool despite a difficult campaign. I know, replacing Jurgen Klopp was never going to be easy, borderline impossible, really.

[00:03:06]More than a manager, you know, your entire emotional support system, the atmosphere that he's built, the connection between him and the fans, and the players, the energy, the identity.

[00:03:17]Uh replacing all of that was never going to happen overnight. And these are saying that Slot still believes he can turn things around and bring Liverpool back to the top. I don't know, fans seem split.

[00:03:29]A lot of them seem to think it's not working or going to work, but I think he deserves a season with everyone fit, especially.

[00:03:37]And you know, football has become incredibly impatient. Managers don't even get enough time to know where they're supposed to park before people start demanding sackings or changes. So, next season does feel huge for him.

[00:03:51]Uh if they get off to a bad start, you just get the feeling they might press the panic button. Daily Star also say Timber's up for a fight. So, huge news here for Arsenal. It's Jurrien Timber's apparently pushing to be fit for Arsenal's Champions League final against PSG in what would be a massive boost for Mikel Arteta. Arsenal currently relying on, you know, whoever still got functioning hamstrings. And according to this piece, Timber's stepped up his recovery significantly and now believes he's got a genuine chance of featuring in the final squad. Now, whether or not Arteta actually risks starting him is another question entirely, but even having him, you know, available it just changes things. Whilst we're on that, Ousmane Dembélé has been crowned Ligue 1 Player of the Year having started only nine games this season. If I speak, I am in Daily Express say playoff final in limbo. Another one leading with the Southampton spy scandal, which does tell you just how big this story has become.

[00:04:42]Uh they say they're hearing could spark legal battles, multiple appeals, and even delays to the Wembley final itself.

[00:04:49]Image itself is unbelievable as well.

[00:04:51]It's like David Attenborough watching some rarely seen tactical switches in the wild. Absolute chaos all of this.

[00:04:56]Then we've got Slot set to remain at Anfield. Another vote of confidence for Arne Slot as the Liverpool hierarchy still back the Dutchman despite what has been a disappointing first season. And honestly, this is probably the sensible approach because in modern football is >> [snorts] >> uh clubs are panicking way too quickly.

[00:05:16]One rough season and suddenly people want complete revolution. Liverpool clearly trying to avoid becoming one of those clubs that just changes direction every eight months and ends up permanently rebuilding. And according to this piece, Slot is already planning some reinforcements with midfield and defensive additions expected. And he's going to need them, to be honest, cuz the Premier League is not forgiving and he has found that out very quickly after what was a short burst of super success.

[00:05:41]And the Daily Express say Timber's PSG goal. More optimism surrounding Jurrien Timber's recovery here. Arsenal fans will be inhaling this hopium right now because, you know, there is perhaps growing confidence, I guess, that Timber could at least make the bench for the Champions League final. It's just got my head spinning cuz if he plays 10 minutes, you know, that could be the difference. Even if he's in the squad, psychological impact, it does matter at the top level. It's It's as emotional as it is tactical. So, having key players coming back into the squad could give the team belief. And Arteta's going to want absolutely every edge possible going into a game of this magnitude, especially against a PSG side as blessed with elite attacking talent as they are.

[00:06:21]Silly silly silly season.

[00:06:24]Right, silly season, let's take a look at some of the rumors doing the rounds as we approach another summer of mad moves and dodgy deals. Uh the Mail say Chelsea have no intention of selling João Pedro despite fresh links connecting him to Barcelona. They see the 24-year-old as a key part of their long-term plans. The Athletic say PSG are among several clubs keeping tabs on West Ham's Matías Fernández, claiming PSG view Fernández as a long-term midfield option. The Times say Arsenal will be prepared to listen to offers for Christian Nørgaard. The Danish international's 32 now and he's struggled to establish himself since arriving from Brentford. Might already be heading for the exit door. Porto president André Villas-Boas dismissing speculation linking Robert Lewandowski with a move to Porto, insisting it would be financially impossible for the club to sign the Barcelona striker. Sky Sports Germany report Bayer Leverkusen preparing to sack manager Kasper Hjulmand after a disappointing spell in charge. He only took over from Erik ten Hag in September, but results haven't [snorts] been ideal and the club are considering change. Gazzetta dello Sport reporting Chelsea are pursuing AC Milan goalkeeper Mike Maignan, but [snorts] they may well struggle to convince the French international to move to Stamford Bridge unless they can secure Champions League football.

[00:07:38]Maignan understood to want guarantees of top-level football before considering his future. Right then, people, that's where we're going to leave it for this one. If you've enjoyed the video, annihilate the button. You know, let me know your thoughts in the comment section below. Should Southampton be punished? Can Arsenal actually win the Champions League? And is Arne Slot capable of turning Liverpool around? For now though, I've been your host here and this has been a lot of fun. Peace.