What Takes You to Reach Saturn by Flying a Kite?

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[00:00:00]What takes you to reach Saturn by flying a kite? Level one, park kite. You launch a colorful kite into the wind and immediately aim it at Saturn. Wind speed, 20 km/h. Time to Saturn, 80 million years. The string snaps before you leave the neighborhood. Level two, giant stunt kite, bigger kite, bigger dreams, time, 15 million years. The wind runs out long before the solar system does. Level three, solar sail kite. Now your kite catches sunlight instead of air. For the first time, you're actually moving through space. Time to Saturn, 45 years. Earth shrinks into a pale blue memory. Level four, plasma wind kite.

[00:00:33]The kite rides streams of charged particles from the sun. Time 18 months.

[00:00:37]The rings of Saturn begin appearing on the horizon like a giant cosmic target.

[00:00:40]Level five, relativistic star kite. The kite stretches across space, surfing near light speed. Time 58 minutes high above the solar system. Socus appears holding a tiny paper kite. He watches Saturn's rings glow in the darkness and asks, "If something so small can guide you so far, was it the kite that traveled or your belief in it?" The string hums with energy. You keep flying. Level six. Quantum kite. The kite catches more than wind. It catches reality itself. Time to Saturn. 0.0000.2 seconds. Suddenly, the rings stretch across the sky. Ice fragments sparkle everywhere. The gas giant fills your vision. You didn't fly a kite to Saturn.

[00:01:16]You let a piece of string pull you across the solar