Yom Kippur

Added: 2026-05-28

[00:00:27]oh good i was starving too late i'm too late it's past sundown you know the rules okay but it's not my fault i was busy busy doing what so what i have to wait till tomorrow night to have my next meal yes exactly that's not fair you you wanted this to happen i hate you this is not a good start to yom kippur i don't care about yom kippur well maybe you should care oh god please god what i don't care about yom kippur i i don't like like what is the point you know what i'm gonna break all the rules tomorrow i will i'll break all the rules and then you and everyone will see so so [Music] you already failed have failing [Music] i heard you and mom got in a big fight last night isn't there anything you want to say cereal yeah i'm pregnant remember i'm gonna eat two oh come on rylan you don't need to be like that [Music] i heard you and mom got in a big fight last night isn't there anything you want to say to her you you just said that said what and then i said you're eating cereal yeah i'm pregnant remember my dreams are getting way too real whatever that means i'm gonna go finish getting ready for temple [Music] oh my god no no no no again [Music] i heard you and mom got in a big fight last night isn't there anything you want to say to susie yeah what day is it it's october 5th yom kippur something really weird is happening to me what i i don't know that the day keeps is this all real yeah this is real and i'm gonna go finish getting ready now for temple [Music] oh my goodness oh you look like you joined a cult i'm sorry you're kind of right so no school today what if we do something fun it's yom kippur i got temple soon what if you scared i've been having a crazy morning i'm down are you kidding me i heard you and mom got in a big fight last night isn't there anything you want to say to her is it october 5th yom kippur yes so you are part of a cult you didn't kiss it what you dropped your prayer book hey what are you doing i walked all the way here it was brutal please take me home does mom know about this of course not please please please okay fine isn't there anything you want to say to her so what if you skip alright bella you're gonna think i'm crazy but i think i'm stuck in a time loop so you are part of a cult hey listen i'm serious the day keeps restarting and it keeps being yom kippur i haven't eaten anything in so long not even water i'm dying every time i try the day restarts every time i break a rule holy uh i don't know what you're talking about i'm gonna go yeah good catch i figured it out i'll be the perfect nice jewish boy i won't break any rules it'll work um okay whatever you say i did it i didn't break any rules see god i can be a good jew merlin are you still asleep we have to go to temple are you sick i know fasting can be hard um i'm sorry about everything i'm an awful person i deserve it really sweetie you're not an awful person don't say that everyone makes mistakes no one is perfect that's why we have yom kippur to atone for those mistakes oh my god [Music] oh really arabella's outside what are you doing i'm sorry that in the past i made fun of you for getting knocked up at 23.

[00:07:45]it's okay because you're gonna be the best mom ever and i can't wait for my little niece to be born thank you get off [Music] yeah i know i know i look like i just joined the cult you do is for you thank you [Music] why why yeah uh you're amazing and i might not have been the best but i want to be because um you deserve it oh thank you so much you're so sorry oh i can't kiss you though why not it's against the rules and i'm trying to be a good jewish boy so what if you tried to be a bad jewish boy it's really really tempting but really it's time to go i'll be there in a second god i am so sorry for all my mistakes this year and last i'll try to do better i'll be a better son a better brother better boyfriend better friend student peer a better person i just in order to be the best version of myself and continue on with my life i need to actually continue on with my life please help me get to tomorrow october 6th please help me break this curse amen [Music] please please please [Music] [Music] [Music] you