What Is This World Ep.13

追加: 2026-06-01

[00:00:16]clocking in at noon. Yeah, the sun is looking bright. Got the heavy regg keeping everything on tight.

[00:00:27]Hip hop and a bounce. Move it left and move it right. Walking down the sidewalk, feeling good, no need to fight. Got the funk inside the bass. Got the skank inside the beating like a heart. Yeah, the world is like a drum.

[00:00:40]Check the stereo, see the layers start to spill. Climbing up the mountain just to get a better thrill. Climbing up the mountain just to get a better thrill.

[00:00:48]Oh, we go up with the rhythm in the sky.

[00:00:52]Watch the world go by, feeling wide. Got that summer soul. Let the harmony ignite. Everything is shine.

[00:01:00]Everything is bright.

[00:01:04]Check the timing on the clock. Yeah, we're moving with the tide. No placement for the heavy clouds to go and hide.

[00:01:11]Tasteful in the mix. Keep the energy on punch.

[00:01:15]Serving up the groove like a high octane lunch. Slightly distorted grin in the palm of my hand. Singing out the message. Spread it out across the land.

[00:01:23]Singing out the message. Spread it out across the land. Confident in conversational. Talk it like I live.

[00:01:28]Giving everything that the universe can give.

[00:01:36]Oh, we go up with the rhythm in the sky.

[00:01:40]Watch the world go by feeling wide. Got that summer soul. Let the harmony ignite. Everything shine.

[00:01:48]Everything is bright.

[00:01:52]Take a moment, let it breathe. Feel the chorus in the air, shimmering and bright. Yeah, you'll find it everywhere.

[00:01:58]Reggie roots, rock hard, hip hop in the soul. Take the fragments, put them back, make the system whole. Harmony high.

[00:02:04]Yeah, we're reaching for the light.

[00:02:06]Reaching for the light. Oh, we go up with the rhythm in the sky. Watch the world go by, feeling wide. Got that summer soul. Let the harmony ignite.

[00:02:18]Everything is shine.

[00:02:20]Everything is right.

[00:02:24]>> Yeah. Keeping it bright. Reggie rock with the hip hop bounce.

[00:02:40]I like that noise at the end. That's what I like. Welcome guys. Thank you for joining us for another episode of What is This World? what is going on. The more we try to figure stuff out, it feels like the less we know. Do you guys agree?

[00:02:57]>> Absolutely.

[00:02:58]>> I'd like to introduce my two new guests.

[00:03:00]Well, my co-host, his name is not Dario, it's Daario, right?

[00:03:07]>> That's right.

[00:03:09]>> How do you Would you like to introduce yourself?

[00:03:11]>> My name is Daario. I'm also known as the werewolf of Sicily.

[00:03:16]I was thinking, let me introduce myself.

[00:03:19]My name is Dario, the werewolf of Sicily. And then we have Papa Kill. Hi, Papa.

[00:03:25]>> Hello, Ashley. How you doing, my dear?

[00:03:28]>> It's so nice. It's an honor to have you here. We're doing great. Um, and by great, I mean not great. I hope you guys are having a better Friday than me. It's been a weird day. Um, but days be like this. What is that song? Mama always said >> there'd be days like this.

[00:03:47]>> Like this. There'd be days like this. My mama said >> mama said.

[00:03:54]>> So we're going to be going over some interesting things that are happening in the world that maybe we know about, maybe we don't know about. First up, Dio, what are we looking at? Something to do with Trump.

[00:04:07]>> Yes, Donald Trump has announced that there is a drug that can raise the dead.

[00:04:12]So, wait. All right. Quick question that I didn't think of before. Is this >> zombie soldiers?

[00:04:17]>> Yes, I was thinking zombies, too.

[00:04:22]>> Unfortunately, uh, no zombie soldiers have been mentioned in the article, but you know, somebody somewhere in the Pentagon. Oh, yes.

[00:04:31]>> Someone's got that on the drawing board.

[00:04:35]I mean, there's literally a zombie apocalypse page on the is it the CDC? I think like what to do when the zombie apocalypse happens.

[00:04:45]>> It's police training. However, that I a lot of people including myself believe that's just a cover. What that is is it like the code name is Zombie, but it's actually for dealing with riers in in the case of food shortages.

[00:05:02]>> Oh, wow. Oh, wait. How did you learn that?

[00:05:06]>> It's online discussion about that.

[00:05:09]I'm saying it's it's speculation, but I believe it a lot of >> the CDC doesn't say that. You just figured it out. Copy.

[00:05:16]>> Right.

[00:05:17]>> I trust what you've over the CDC. Quite frankly, >> it's a police training, not the CDC.

[00:05:23]>> The CDC has not acknowledged zombies.

[00:05:26]>> No, they have.

[00:05:27]>> Oh, they have. Okay. There's there's literally a page of what to do when the zombie apocalypse happens.

[00:05:34]>> Okay. Well, that's probably just for publicity, but there was actual police training, >> which was allegedly >> it's food shortages.

[00:05:43]>> So, they're basically calling people that are running out of food zombies.

[00:05:48]>> Basically, they're they're training police officers to deal with uh people going apeshit during or pardon me, uh going crazy during food and water shortages.

[00:05:58]Poppy. So Trump is going to bring them up from the dead. No, I bring people up from the dead, not those people.

[00:06:06]>> Well, let if you'd like. I've got the clip ready. We can hear him talk about it itself.

[00:06:11]>> I would love that, Dario.

[00:06:14]>> All right.

[00:06:16]Let me know when you're ready. I've got it uh I've got it queued up.

[00:06:20]>> Go ahead. Play it.

[00:06:24]>> You guys, how do I press play?

[00:06:29]It's uh the I've got the spinning wheel.

[00:06:32]It's Come on. Come on, Trump.

[00:06:36]>> Oh. Oh, it's not me.

[00:06:39]>> It's It's YouTube.

[00:06:42]>> Copy.

[00:06:42]>> Ashley, you already broke it.

[00:06:48]>> No one's supposed to know this. So, everyone that's listening, don't tell anyone. We're like figuring this out in li in real time and we're not taking ourselves too seriously, but we want to put on a good show. And this is not my fault. This is YouTube's fault.

[00:07:05]>> Just call it a test stream, Ashley.

[00:07:08]>> Test one, two, one, two. Um, Trump right to try is great success. That's an interesting headline.

[00:07:19]That's uh yes, he's been touting that this drug is a great success. He he claims uh and that's what the quote is going to be. He's going to talk about how uh there's actual allegedly dead bodies. They've performed last rights on them. They give them the drug and apparently they get back up and they're all better.

[00:07:42]>> Okay. So, people are in graves and they're dead and they're injected with something and they just stand up.

[00:07:49]>> Not buried yet, but yes.

[00:07:53]>> So, not an Anh situation.

[00:07:56]>> Oh, I I didn't know about her uh any kind of undead situation with Anne Hash.

[00:08:02]>> Oh my gosh. If you can pull up that clip. Oh my gosh. You don't know about the Anh? Well, basically uh while we're waiting for this to load, I guess, right? Is it just not going to load?

[00:08:12]Should we just skip to the next thing?

[00:08:14]>> Um, >> you might have to do that if it's going to keep doing this.

[00:08:18]>> Do you want to send it to me again?

[00:08:21]>> This is very professional stream, guys.

[00:08:23]Okay.

[00:08:24]>> I mean, I'll send you the link and then >> Okay, I'm going to remove it and then we'll add it again. An H drove her car into an H, remember? Dated Ellen DeGeneres for >> Yes.

[00:08:37]>> years and years and years. drove her car, did not drive her car, by the way. The car failed. There was a malfunction into a a house literally, I don't want to say what, very close to where I live.

[00:08:52]They put her in a body bag. She was going like, I don't know, 80 miles an hour, something insane. But she didn't have the brakes didn't work. There was a malfunction with the car. They put her in a body bag that she literally unzipped because there's helicopters and ambulance and medics. Literally unzipped the body bag and got out of the body bag and then they put her back in.

[00:09:20]It's on my Twitter. I don't know when.

[00:09:22]It was maybe two weeks ago. I posted >> they killed her. Ashley.

[00:09:26]>> Well, no kidding. But people But like for example, Papa Dio doesn't even know about that.

[00:09:33]>> No, she got recruited. She's going to be on Trump's part of Trump's zombie army.

[00:09:41]>> That's exactly They probably sent her right to a facility where they're waiting for this medicine that we may or may not find out about. Let's see.

[00:09:51]>> Um, is that is that on my end or your end?

[00:09:54]>> I sent No, that's my end. I sent you the link here. Just a second.

[00:10:00]>> Okay. Why don't you give us the synopsis? Like give us the um or resend it maybe.

[00:10:07]>> Yeah. Ellen is Ellen is >> Ellenator.

[00:10:14]You know what's so messed up about this comment? Gerald Hayne.

[00:10:20]>> All right. So the headline >> not true. It's not not true.

[00:10:26]So Trump says a new drug can bring dead people back to life. The quote, "We've taken people that were dead and the person became better. It works."

[00:10:38]And the synopsis is that on Monday, Trump uh announced that uh there's an unnamed drug that can bring patients back from the dead.

[00:10:53]the exact quote. We've taken people that were dead. We had a person given the last rights gone. The kids are crying and everything. And started them on this drug. And the person became better. It works.

[00:11:06]>> What's the name of the drug?

[00:11:13]>> Papa, read this, please.

[00:11:16]>> Uh, okay. Let me read this. Shut the [ __ ] up. Rev Chubly. Send Freddy the link. Okay, Dennis the Menace, we're on that just for you, [ __ ] fat boy.

[00:11:27]>> Good for you.

[00:11:28]>> Oh my god, Unttrackable is here.

[00:11:32]>> Hey, Unrackable ex-husband.

[00:11:33]>> Read the read the private chat. Ashley, >> I am Oh, okay. So the >> so what this what the right to try uh mentioned was there's uh something called the right to try act which is uh legislation that was passed during Trump's first administration and it allows terminally ill people to uh attempt long longshot treatments like experimental treatments that would be seen as too risky or haven't been tested enough. they can take, you know, they're allowed Hail Marys.

[00:12:08]And um what the article seems to say is that Trump may be confused that the people aren't dead dead, but he went out in public and said they were dead and that we're creating zombies.

[00:12:24]I'm hoping we create zombie cyborgs.

[00:12:27]>> What do you What is that even? What's it What is that?

[00:12:30]>> Oh, a zombie cyborg. It's a a zombie with machine parts added to it.

[00:12:36]>> Robocop.

[00:12:38]>> Yes. I wanted to see Robo Soldier >> because if America's going to keep getting involved in these forever >> gonna be into you. Yes, sir. What?

[00:12:52]>> That's what it is. Making a bunch of [ __ ] robo robocops.

[00:12:56]>> Hi, Cynthia. I love you you guys.

[00:12:58]Cynthia Bane. Say hi to Cynthia.

[00:13:01]Hello, Cynthia.

[00:13:03]>> Hello, Cynthia.

[00:13:04]>> She's been She's known me since before I was born. She's a babys.

[00:13:09]>> Oh, >> I love you, Cynthia.

[00:13:10]>> So, she's definitely a cyborg zombie.

[00:13:14]>> No, but she'll probably laugh at that.

[00:13:17]So, um, it's a robot. Why do you think these robots are going to like you?

[00:13:22]>> Oh, I didn't say they would like me. I say we send them o over to those other countries where we do where we get into forever wars.

[00:13:30]No more American soldiers on the front lines. We need robots.

[00:13:33]>> I agree with I agree with I agree with you on that. But have you seen Russia and China? Like they have 10 foot tall robot soldiers. Like no human man has a chance. Well, that's why we need to not only get into the cyborg zombie soldier game, we need to get into the Mecca game, as in the giant robot game.

[00:14:00]>> Ashley, did you know that there was a Chinese emperor who had a bunch of clay soldiers?

[00:14:05]>> How's that working out for him?

[00:14:08]>> There's a chi Wait, Chinese what had a what?

[00:14:11]>> Yes, they're like buried all these uh clay statue Chinese soldiers. You guys never heard about that?

[00:14:19]>> I've heard of it, but I don't recall the details. I just >> mummified or >> It sounds familiar.

[00:14:24]>> Oh, no. They're statues.

[00:14:27]>> Right.

[00:14:28]>> No, I've never heard of that >> now. Uh Jerry Lee, >> statues that they keep finding, right, Papa? Sorry.

[00:14:35]>> Go ahead. Dio, it's Daio's show. Really?

[00:14:39]Let's be Let's be real >> now. Now it's both of our shows. Uh Jerry Leane brings up an excellent point with the medbeds. Have you heard about the medbeds?

[00:14:51]>> The medbeds.

[00:14:53]>> Yes. Allegedly. Uh even Joe what it is first when we're going to do this.

[00:14:58]>> Of course.

[00:14:58]>> The med beds are healing beds that detoxify your body. They take out anything that's not supposed to be there and they heal you.

[00:15:08]>> That's what they're supposed to be. In fact, Joe Biden was uh alleged to have been uh a subject of the medbeds.

[00:15:17]>> Uhoh.

[00:15:19]>> Although that was never confirmed.

[00:15:21]>> So tell me exactly what the definition of a medbed is, please.

[00:15:25]>> Just a moment. I'll get you the exact definition.

[00:15:29]>> Meanwhile, Ashley, so what I'm talking about, it's called the Terracotta Soldiers.

[00:15:34]>> That's it. Thank you. I knew I knew that. So according to Google and accord so this is the official story med beds in quotes do not exist as the miracle diseasecuring technology often described online. While futuristic medical beds are a popular concept in science fiction and online conspiracy theories. Experts warn that claims about meds using quantum technology, frequencies, or AI to regenerate limbs or cure conditions are entirely unproven and rooted in misinformation.

[00:16:11]>> So rude. They're so rude. Sorry, Papa.

[00:16:14]What were you going to say?

[00:16:15]>> Yeah.

[00:16:16]>> Go ahead. I wasn't going to say [ __ ] >> It's not true. You can be healed by every single thing that Dario just said.

[00:16:25]I believe it.

[00:16:28]>> I'm a believer.

[00:16:30]>> Yeah. And all you have to do is consider would the government withhold technology from us? Uh yeah.

[00:16:37]>> Yes.

[00:16:39]>> Is that something that happens actively on a daily basis?

[00:16:44]>> I mean a good rule of thumb is that the government is at least 10 years ahead of like every piece of technology. At least 10 years. You know, like the the can opener started off as a military tool.

[00:16:58]>> I was just gonna say it all starts with like every all technology, if I'm not mistaken, and I'm pretty sure I'm not, starts in the military.

[00:17:06]>> Yeah, it starts off with the military applications. Exactly. The internet started off for military use. Highways were uh originally conceived to uh facilitate the uh exporting the uh apprehension and the uh exporting of communists.

[00:17:28]>> The boogeyman of the day. Um can you read this please papa? I love it. I'm sorry it's cracking me up.

[00:17:36]>> Okay. Reb Chubly. I see Ashley comes up here, but not on Papa's show.

[00:17:42]>> Cam's up here.

[00:17:45]>> Okay, first of all, Papa's I I I love you, Dario, but he was my first choice for a co-host, so he's like gonna do this as much as he can. Um, I I came up for your show how many times? A lot.

[00:18:02]>> It just depends if she has her makeup on.

[00:18:06]>> Shut the [ __ ] up. I've worn tank tops.

[00:18:09]That's what it is.

[00:18:10]>> I've modeled clothing. No, it's not really that. I mean, no, I've actually been on your show without Do you guys like my new sexy raspy voice? It's It's happening. Um, I have been on your show without makeup several times.

[00:18:25]I know that for sure because I'll like click the thing and I'll be yelling at someone usually.

[00:18:34]No wonder I lose my voice. Yeah. And I'm like, you need to see my face right now.

[00:18:38]I've definitely been on your show without makeup. It's not the makeup.

[00:18:41]It's um We're doing something very professional over here. Calm down, Reverend.

[00:18:46]>> Keep keep telling Rev. Like, do like an hour on it. Keep telling him more.

[00:18:51]>> Telling him more what?

[00:18:53]>> He's got a big fat head, so let it sink in there.

[00:18:58]>> What's the next topic, please? Dio, this is a professional show.

[00:19:05]So, the uh writer of the Simpsons that predicted Donald Trump winning the presidency, >> that's a whole thing.

[00:19:13]>> Yeah. Uh in the 20 uh 26 years ago, Dan Greeny wrote the episode that took place in the future where Lisa becomes president and uh Trump being president was a gag on that. Now, that writer uh Dan Greeny, he's announced his candidacy for the uh 2028 presidential election.

[00:19:35]Shut up.

[00:19:36]>> He is an independent candidate on a progressive Republican platform.

[00:19:40]>> Shut up.

[00:19:42]>> His slogan is America for all.

[00:19:45]Uh and he has >> shut up.

[00:19:48]>> Okay.

[00:19:50]>> Sorry to continue to say you guys do know, both of you know that there's so many things that The Simpsons predicted >> that came to be and it's it's >> it's it's beyond a coincidence. I don't believe in coincidences anyway, but it's way beyond that.

[00:20:08]>> There was one episode where Homer became um a secret internet uh journalist and he was posting all these uh you know, rumors and stories and whatnot. And one of the tips that popped on the screen was the whole world is run by a couple of weirdos on an island.

[00:20:30]Hm. What does that make you think of first, Papa?

[00:20:36]>> Gilligan's Island.

[00:20:38]>> Gilligans. I was thinking Epstein's.

[00:20:40]What did you think, Dario?

[00:20:42]>> I was thinking Epstein.

[00:20:44]>> That's cute that you thought of Gilligans Island, though. That's cute.

[00:20:48]>> A bunch of weirdos.

[00:20:49]>> So, they were weirdos.

[00:20:51]>> You're telling me that one of the writers on the Simpsons is running for president.

[00:20:57]>> Yes. Dan Greeny. not just any writer. He is the one that uh predicted Trump be president. And in fact, in his uh announcement video, he starts off I wish I had the clip. He starts off dressed as a wizard and you know because he's a prophet and then his wizard uh attire transforms into a normal suit for his speech for his announcement speech.

[00:21:22]>> Holy [ __ ] Illuminate confirmed.

[00:21:26]I was thinking that.

[00:21:29]Okay, next up.

[00:21:32]Wait, are we are we are we going to go move to the arm?

[00:21:36]>> No, I think that that needs to be a segment. We're deciding these things on like if you guys are more interested or less interested in certain topics. I am really interested in doing a deep dive on the Simpsons thing. Are you guys?

[00:21:49]>> We could do that, but that's uh we're not uh I don't have the information second. I'm saying moving forward.

[00:21:57]>> I think it's very interesting. I think it's very freaking interesting. I think it's completely wild that they did a Remember that scene when he went up the elevator?

[00:22:07]I mean, there's just so many scenes they created 10 years before it happened.

[00:22:13]For the record, the Trump drug story is posted on futurism.com and the Simpsons writer story is on Irish Star US.

[00:22:25]>> Yeah, we're not doing mainstream nonsense propaganda over here, >> right? But it's not The Onion.

[00:22:32]>> So, let me ask you guys a question.

[00:22:37]>> This question might be able to chime in here on this one.

[00:22:43]Wait, what?

[00:22:46]I have to ask you guys both a question.

[00:22:49]If you were pulled over by the popo, if you were pulled over by the police and you had your arm amputated and they said they pulled you over and they said, "We saw your phone in your right arm," which is the amputated arm.

[00:23:06]Like what would your reaction be?

[00:23:11]I would be a smug bastard.

[00:23:16]>> Okay. Is this the Is this the one?

[00:23:18]>> Oh, yes. The Clay Army.

[00:23:21]>> The Terracotta Soldiers.

[00:23:23]>> Okay. Can you bring >> Oh, the Chinese did it first. Ashley, >> I was just going to tell you that, but I didn't want to sound racist.

[00:23:31]>> How's that racist?

[00:23:34]>> Okay, tell them about this. I can't play it. Yeah, >> this is the body cam video.

[00:23:42]Oh, we have to go back to the the Chinese. Hold on.

[00:23:46]>> Hold on. Hold on. Hold up.

[00:23:49]>> I gotta hold up.

[00:23:52]>> You guys have to see the full thing, you guys. How do I literally rewind it? I'm not joking.

[00:23:57]>> Scroll back.

[00:23:58]>> Wait, are you talking about this video?

[00:24:00]>> No. I' I've I've got control of this video. You want to watch the whole thing?

[00:24:04]>> Can you start from the beginning? Oh, how long is it?

[00:24:06]>> It's seven minutes.

[00:24:09]>> Oh, okay. Copy. Copy. You have control the audio. Um, yeah. No, we want we don't want to watch the parts that are not necessary, right?

[00:24:17]>> Exactly. So, this woman is being pulled over because this police officer believes that uh she was on her phone.

[00:24:25]>> North Kos.

[00:24:27]>> Yes.

[00:24:32]>> Is this California, right? People that have been in an Uber and feel like their driver was intoxicated. You can't tell me this isn't already a problem.

[00:24:43]>> Of course it's a problem. We have humans involved.

[00:24:45]>> I guarantee >> just a second.

[00:24:48]>> Of course there's a problem. There's humans involved. What a thing to say.

[00:24:53]>> I I you know I thought >> it's too far back.

[00:24:58]>> I think you're too far forward.

[00:25:02]>> All right. Smell it.

[00:25:04]>> Interesting. That commercial came on.

[00:25:06]>> All right, screw it. Let's do this.

[00:25:12]>> This traffic ticket was just dismissed after a Florida sheriff's deputy asked the court to dismiss the charge just before a scheduled court hearing. You may have seen the video of 36-year-old Kathleen Thomas getting pulled over by a Palm Beach County Sheriff's deputy allegedly for using her phone with her right hand while driving. But there was one problem. Watch what happened next.

[00:25:34]>> The cuff and it took everything I had to not throw up in his back seat.

[00:25:39]>> It wouldn't bother me. Could you smell it?

[00:25:43]>> I mean, if I could smell it and it was like all up in my >> What are they talking about?

[00:25:49]>> Then I'd be >> cop stuff.

[00:25:52]>> I couldn't smell it. I don't care what you're doing.

[00:25:54]>> You know, cops sit around talking about how all normal people are disgusting.

[00:25:58]Civilians are disgusting. Here we go.

[00:26:03]>> So, he's talking about someone puking and then just pulls over this woman.

[00:26:08]>> Morning. I'm G. I'm just going to share something.

[00:26:10]>> This is what I was going >> way being pulled over the city of Lagor today. We're doing an operation for distracted driving and you drove past me holding the phone with your right hand manipulating that phone.

[00:26:18]>> I mean, I saw you.

[00:26:22]>> So, you >> Wait, you guys saw that, right? He does not have a right arm. You just said my right hand.

[00:26:28]>> Well, I thought I saw you right hand.

[00:26:30]hand.

[00:26:31]>> The right hand. I saw you manipulate.

[00:26:32]>> I didn't >> with the right hand. Perhaps not. Right.

[00:26:35]When I saw you, >> you didn't see me with my right hand.

[00:26:37]>> Are you saying that you saw me with >> I know what I just said. I know what I just said. I'm asking you now. Did you Did you not have fun on your hand?

[00:26:43]>> I did not.

[00:26:44]>> You did not have fun.

[00:26:46]>> Hand to God. You not have fun.

[00:26:47]>> Hand to God.

[00:26:48]>> The other hand to God. You have fun.

[00:26:50]>> Hand to God.

[00:26:51]>> Cool. You have regardless with you.

[00:26:54]>> I love you, Danielle.

[00:27:03]Can you imagine being this police officer so stupid?

[00:27:07]>> He can't just admit he made a mistake, >> right?

[00:27:11]>> Ashley, this is a black cop.

[00:27:14]>> It's a black cop that was talking about nonsense 5 seconds ago. I cannot >> Are you sure? I thought he was a Latino.

[00:27:20]I thought I I heard a Latino accent.

[00:27:23]>> Who cares what where he comes from? I'm just trying to be Well, I know it doesn't matter, but I was just trying to Darra's right. He's Cuban. A Cuban.

[00:27:34]>> I can't believe she even had to go to court for this.

[00:27:37]>> Yeah, you had to go to court for it to be dismissed.

[00:27:44]>> You need insurance, too?

[00:27:45]>> Just didn't get insurance.

[00:27:53]>> Wouldn't you feel like such an idiot?

[00:27:55]Like I'd be like, "Oh, I'm so sorry, ma'am. My bad."

[00:28:01]>> He's He's trying to find something else to nail her on.

[00:28:05]>> So embarrassing.

[00:28:10]>> Maybe she's a known drug dealer.

[00:28:16]>> They call her Lefty.

[00:28:19]>> There you go.

[00:28:20]>> There's a cover page for it. I'm trying to find you the Hit him with my left stroke. Just went viral.

[00:28:41]>> North Kit.

[00:28:43]>> Yes.

[00:28:46]>> I would I would be freaking out if I were her.

[00:28:52]that have been in an Uber and feel like their driver was intoxicated. You can't tell me this isn't already a problem.

[00:29:00]>> That woman's voice involved.

[00:29:02]>> I guarantee you there's litigation right now.

[00:29:04]>> Is it someone in the car or is it the radio?

[00:29:06]>> I think it's like his partner. It must be, right?

[00:29:10]>> It might be radio partner.

[00:29:15]>> Look, they're ch laughing that everything's so funny.

[00:29:18]>> Wait, is he listening to a podcast?

[00:29:20]That's what I'm thinking.

[00:29:26]>> For the rest of this video, I mean, we can watch it. It's him writing her citation.

[00:29:31]>> Why? He's listening to some ridiculous like one brain cell podcast.

[00:29:37]>> Yeah, >> he's listening to the old Edna show.

[00:29:40]>> Maybe he's listening to Call Her Daddy.

[00:29:42]She say that got her fired.

[00:29:44]>> He's listening to good for you.

[00:29:47]>> Entertainment.

[00:29:55]>> Oh, it's the worst. He's listening to terrestrial radio.

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[00:30:38]>> Even just audio, the ads are killing me.

[00:30:42]>> 100%.

[00:30:46]>> Well, what happens now? He gives her the ticket, right?

[00:30:49]>> Yeah.

[00:30:50]>> Can we pause it for a second?

[00:30:54]>> I'm sorry. If I was a police not sorry when I say that like that, I don't mean it. If I was a police officer and I pulled over someone and accused them of having their phone in their right hand and they literally have their right arm amputated, I would be like, "I am so sorry. Have a nice day. This guy has some balls."

[00:31:17]>> And he was scanning the registration. He was like, "Who's this?" You know, on the the name on the registration, he was trying to find something something that he could uh charge her with. I used the term nail earlier, but apparently that was uh taken the wrong way.

[00:31:34]>> Oh, like banger, like nail her like that.

[00:31:38]>> Yeah, the the chat is rockus today.

[00:31:41]>> Or she's a [ __ ] known drug dealer named >> That was your original theory. What do you think about Sorry. What do you think about that, Dio?

[00:31:51]>> I think that she's a known drug dealer.

[00:31:58]I think if I had one arm, I should be able to be anything I want in this world.

[00:32:06]>> I think if I had one arm, it would suck because, you know, >> can you imagine >> all those clips that I have?

[00:32:17]I mean, my right hand is precious.

[00:32:23]>> Okay. Um, so what ended up happening in this situation that she had to actually go to court if I'm not mistaken?

[00:32:31]>> Yes. She had to go to court and have it get dismissed there.

[00:32:36]>> They actually wasted court time and resources.

[00:32:39]>> Do you know what court time means?

[00:32:41]>> Taxpayer money.

[00:32:42]>> Thank you. Thank you, Papa. Taxpayer money. um a lot of other things, time, energy, other cases that are actually valid that should be uh drives me crazy.

[00:32:55]There are more lawsuits in the United States than anywhere else on the whole planet combined.

[00:33:02]Um that's not a lawsuit, but just in general, the court system is just um B R O K E. A lot of these systems are just broken and it's like h how >> broken or subverted? Why >> Ashley? You said something there.

[00:33:20]>> So throughout human history, you think we live in a time where there's been the most lawsuits ever because of the legal system we have currently?

[00:33:30]>> No, no, no. What I know to be a fact is that the United States of America has more attorneys than any all the other countries combined. as well more frivolous. I don't know if it's just frivolous. I think it's just lawsuit lawsuit.

[00:33:45]>> Right. But that's not what I'm asking.

[00:33:47]I'm asking as far as >> time as far as in this modern time.

[00:33:54]They had lawyers back in the day, Ashley.

[00:33:56]>> No, 100%. But there's there's more lawsuits and more lawyers and more jails in the US than anywhere else in the world >> modern day. right now today >> there's a Shakespeare quote K all the lawyers I cleaned it up for YouTube but you can figure out what I what he actually said >> yeah clean it up for you too but oh copy is it actually true that lawyer means liar in Greek >> I don't know Greek so I couldn't tell you you know what let me look that up just a sec >> yes because you get ass [ __ ] >> wait don't say weird stuff like that I don't know if that's YouTube ter YouTube YouTube terms of service approved.

[00:34:39]>> They approve of that.

[00:34:39]>> Okay. So, the answer is no. The word lawyer is not Latin. It's Latin, not Greek is the uh suburban legend. The word lawyer is not Latin for liar. It is an English word formed from Germanic parts rooted in the old French word liar meaning to read law.

[00:34:58]The Latin translation for liar is mendax. I'm probably mispronouncing that.

[00:35:06]I think you do agree.

[00:35:07]>> The uh the phrase these are lawyers, that's Latin for liar, is actually a popular pop culture joke from the comedy series Arrested Development. Shout out to the family.

[00:35:19]>> I love the Bluths. I wish they were a thing. I'd be hanging out with them right now if they would have me.

[00:35:25]>> Shout out to Arrested Development. That is a show that came out before its time and then when they rebooted it, it was just it was it left much to be desired. I didn't even realize it was um what's uh the daughter's name, the older daughter's name, the really hot one.

[00:35:43]>> Maybe Aliyah Shaw Cat.

[00:35:45]>> Well, May's hot, too. I like her. She's on a show that I'm into right now. No.

[00:35:49]Um uh Chris uh uh what's his name? The comedian was in it. Chris. Um, go ahead. Say it. The blue guy, which was her husband, his name is, uh, >> David Cross.

[00:36:05]>> Thank you.

[00:36:06]>> David, I'm like Chris.

[00:36:07]>> Chris.

[00:36:08]>> David Cross is a genius. I'm obsessed with him. Uh, Bob Odenkirk as well. If you guys ever saw Mr. Show, we should do like a watch of Mr. Show. That's one of the best things that ever happened. Um, David Cross and Pat Patricia Kirk Yep. Yes, that's Mr. Show. But the the woman that that uh Ellen is with now currently, Patricia or Porsche Dasi, >> Porsche Dasi, >> I didn't even recognize her in the reboot of um Arrested Development until like three, four episodes in. I was like, that is Porsche Dasi. She's gotten so much work done.

[00:36:50]I didn't even uh as far as sitcoms go, Arrested Development Okay, >> that is a true statement. That's not even an opinion. That's a true statement.

[00:37:02]>> Well, I I think that person actually knows something that I'll just say it.

[00:37:05]My sister had a TV show called Whitney.

[00:37:08]>> Yes. And Arrested Development had less sex offenders on the show than the show Whitney.

[00:37:15]>> Ashley, what' you think? He was talking about the name.

[00:37:18]>> Well, I don't know how many people know that that show existed. It was uh NBC and it was like and I think it was three seasons or four seasons circa 2011 12.

[00:37:29]So it was a while >> there's a there's a fine uh Opie and Anthony uh clip up on YouTube where they cover the show and the uh promotional campaign around the show.

[00:37:40]>> Well, I will say this to my sister's credit. Um, again, you know, she's not super honest with me all the time, but from what I understand, that was the most aggressive the most aggressive campaign they've ever done in the history of promoting a show.

[00:38:02]>> I remember what >> that's what it sounded like. There were there were uh Times Square billboards as I recall. There were people called me like, "Ashley, I'm in the movie theater in New York City and I'm taking a piss and your sister's picture is in the back of the stall in the bathroom." It was the most aggressive campaign. I I forget what you call it. Um because I never want to be famous. I don't give a [ __ ] about the [ __ ] But uh the most aggressive >> what is it called? Marketing campaign.

[00:38:33]>> Yeah, that sounds about right.

[00:38:35]>> Um in the history of NBC. She was on buses. She was in airports. She was in bathrooms. She was in Time Square. And I think that that in a way, I'm not saying the show was amazing. I'm not gonna say anything about the show quite frankly.

[00:38:50]I'm not going to talk about my sister on this show. But um unless it organically comes up like right now, but I will say anyone that has to have so much attention on them, it's going to make people annoyed. So, I feel like in a way, whether the show was good or bad, I'm not saying it was good or bad. I'm just saying I think that intentionally or unintentionally set her up to fail because when you're seeing somebody's like, you know, Crystalia and Whitney on a bus and then you go to the airport and they're in the airport and then you go to the bathroom in Louisiana and they're in the bathroom in Louisiana, like you you're like, you don't like them. Like, who the [ __ ] are these people? Um, >> right. I don't think it necessarily what I mean I don't intent. Again, I don't know if it was the intention or not. I don't I can't imagine NBC would be in the business of of uh [ __ ] something up. uh they probably thought it was going to be helpful, but I don't I think the the the conflation, if you will, and for a lack of a better word, in this moment, the combination of the show and all of that was sort of set it up to fail, if that makes sense.

[00:40:08]>> It does. I I I I understand what you're saying. I don't think they set up to fail. I think >> so much in your [ __ ] face. You don't want to see it. Sorry, Dario. Please continue.

[00:40:20]>> I don't think that it was set up to fail, but I think that it was um I think it failed anyway. Like I think because of their uh their marketing campaign and I think that it's just one more example of countless of how out of touch a lot of people in the entertainment industry are with how you know basic things even you know marketing demographics uh you know target demographics I mean to say just everything really and I mean it it only got worse as time went on.

[00:40:55]That show came out like you said 2011.

[00:40:57]It only got worse. So, you know, the end result uh these days you can you can say that pop culture is self-destructing.

[00:41:07]Every franchise is falling apart.

[00:41:12]The institutions in entertainment industry are they're not seen as institutions anymore. I mean, who like who values Saturday Night Live in the target demographic, you know?

[00:41:30]>> Okay. Um, so there's a you said a lot.

[00:41:33]There's a lot to unpack there, Mr. New Co-host.

[00:41:37]It's a lot to unpack there. Um, first of all, what was the first thing that you said >> that I don't believe it was a lot.

[00:41:47]Well, first I had in my mind to like because it's so funny when I go on Papa show he's like he's like read this Ashley read this wait sorry what was the first thing that you said >> that it wasn't set up to fail it simply failed that uh it failed due to their uh incompetence because they're out of touch >> right and the next thing >> and it's part of a greater issue with the collapse of pop culture >> correct and then the next thing correct >> that franchises and in and institutions in the entertainment industry >> franchise that was the word that that stuck at me. So aren't most franchises and I'm talking out of Hollywood like aren't isn't corporate just basically buying up everything?

[00:42:34]>> That's a corporatism without the checks and balances. Yeah, that's that's a whole other issue. But that's contributing greatly to this to to overall the social decay that we're all experiencing. We're experiencing the collapse of civilization, but unfortunately, it's in slow motion. We may not even live to see the uh the end of it. We're just slowly watching everything fall apart.

[00:42:57]>> Papa, please read this this comment.

[00:43:01]>> Okay, this is from Darren Biano. Nothing good happens in a bathroom in Louisiana.

[00:43:08]>> Don't worry, guys. I'm not being a [ __ ] I'm going to be dressed up as a gypsy tomorrow for Papa's show, so it's fine.

[00:43:14]>> No, you're not. Shut up.

[00:43:16]>> I mean, I'm not >> Shut the [ __ ] up.

[00:43:21]>> I won't be dressed up or at all on Papa Show tomorrow.

[00:43:25]>> Thank you.

[00:43:26]>> I think that nothing good happens in Louisiana bathrooms. I think that's 100% on point. I also want to ask both of you gentlemen, does anything good happen in bathrooms?

[00:43:41]I'm not joking. I mean like yes like elimination is not a popular subject but it's an important one but what good happens in bathrooms >> besides relieving yourself >> and I got laid in a bathroom or city or country >> well I mean yeah >> you say you're in a bathroom >> I got laid in a bathroom >> who has sex in a bathroom >> Dario >> just once mind doesn't find a smell of [ __ ] >> How?

[00:44:15]>> She pulled me into the stall.

[00:44:18]>> He or she?

[00:44:19]>> She.

[00:44:21]>> Okay. Um, Hondao doesn't like that.

[00:44:26]>> A >> I was hoping to win over Hondao.

[00:44:29]>> He's like, >> "Hey, Ashley, is Honda in the bathroom right now?"

[00:44:33]>> No, he's next to me on the couch. He was like, "Wait." Okay. How big is this stall?

[00:44:43]>> Uh, it wasn't that big. It was a normal size stall.

[00:44:48]>> Oh, you got to use the handicap one.

[00:44:51]>> Yeah. Yeah. You know what? With hindsight, should have gone to the handicap one. You're right.

[00:44:56]>> That's so stupid that you would even think of that, Papa.

[00:45:01]Oh, Tommy, you came up earlier in conversation. complete nonsense podcast thinks that the plummeting literacy levels and the uh widespread demoralization aren't an issue at all.

[00:45:13]>> That's my friend. I think that's my friend. Um >> everyone's got uh opinions just like [ __ ] >> Um >> speaking of which, >> speaking of which, oh yeah, don't we have an [ __ ] topic?

[00:45:30]>> Oh, we have a variety. Of course, there's Trump. We can uh close the other video.

[00:45:38]>> Hold on. Um, thank you. Oh, you're able to do that. Genius.

[00:45:44]>> So, >> great.

[00:45:47]>> So, there's this fellow.

[00:45:54]>> Second.

[00:45:55]>> Oh. Oh, >> damn it. Where?

[00:46:00]>> Untraable. If I bring you on, are you going to behave yourself? Literally, >> I guess I can just >> You guys smoked a Peace Pipe.

[00:46:10]>> Okay, you We did, but behave yourself.

[00:46:13]This is a very like PG show. We're working towards like a nondablver verse situation. I love the Dabble verse. Um, but we're doing like a PG situation. So, don't talk about your relationship with my father. Is that cool?

[00:46:28]>> Yes.

[00:46:29]Welcome, Untrackable. Sorry to interrupt you, Dio.

[00:46:34]>> Hey, thank you for having me. Carry on, please.

[00:46:37]>> Thank you for having my father.

[00:46:49]>> Sasquatch love.

[00:46:52]>> Maybe maybe that's why Trump's making zombies so Intraable could [ __ ] them.

[00:46:57]>> Oh my god.

[00:46:59]Okay, next topic. We're staying very professional here, guys. Profession.

[00:47:05]>> Well, uh I mean I'm sharing it, but you did. You have to put it up on the screen.

[00:47:10]>> Good call. Thank you.

[00:47:14]>> Can you please in your amazing What did you say? What did you call your voice before?

[00:47:19]>> I don't recall what I called my Oh, radio voice.

[00:47:23]>> Copy that.

[00:47:25]A rumor that he [ __ ] the globe in his home room has haunted him since high school. Now he's admitting that he did actually [ __ ] it and he has no regrets.

[00:47:34]>> Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Say that again.

[00:47:38]>> This guy.

[00:47:39]>> Yeah. Okay. Yeah, just say it again because that just went over my head.

[00:47:42]>> He literally [ __ ] the world.

[00:47:45]>> He [ __ ] the world >> a globe in his home in high school >> apparently. Did any of you guys I unttrackable I feel like you might have thought about it.

[00:47:58]>> Have any of you guys ever thought about [ __ ] clothes?

[00:48:02]>> I mean >> nope. Can't say that I have.

[00:48:06]>> Uh I can't say I mean that's that's you know hard plastic at best.

[00:48:14]>> There's no hole. There's no orifice.

[00:48:17]And even if you created a hole, you you know, you have sharp edges, >> right?

[00:48:25]>> Come, come on now.

[00:48:27]>> So he basically mashed >> he mashed his penis on the, you know, on it and just like rubbed it up and down a couple of times.

[00:48:35]>> Basically, he used it to give him a massage.

[00:48:39]>> Um, a globe.

[00:48:40]>> So, does that mean the earth is flat or No.

[00:48:45]>> Oh god.

[00:48:48]Is that why is that why he didn't [ __ ] it?

[00:48:55]>> Um, wait. So, what's the last thing that what does he say about himself? What does he have to say about for himself?

[00:49:02]>> This guy, uh, Lester Kovac, he was known as Globe [ __ ] and the geography.

[00:49:08]>> Is that his real name?

[00:49:09]>> Yeah, Lester Kovac.

[00:49:10]>> Globe [ __ ] >> Lester the globe molester.

[00:49:14]Lester the Globe Molester. He's also known as Globe [ __ ] and the geography pervert.

[00:49:21]>> His real name is Lester. Like, who names their kid Lester ever? And especially now.

[00:49:27]>> Well, he's 39. So, >> Lester the Globe Molester. I can't.

[00:49:34]>> Well, you know, that that leaves something to be open. And if if you know, this is going to be a serious conversation. This is very serious. We're taking everything very seriously. Thank you.

[00:49:46]>> Right. The and and the growth in human beings in finding their sexuality >> is that you know first you recognize you know your parts and then you you know maybe you go through an educational process of what they're meant for. But before there's a there's a midway. It's like, I found this, but I haven't reached the educational process yet. So, it's like, I have these feelings. And then, you know, maybe you start slapping it on on everything. It's like, oh, there's a globe.

[00:50:24]Smack, smack, smack.

[00:50:25]>> Right there. There's a dead body. Smack, smack, smack.

[00:50:30]>> But, but you understand what I'm saying.

[00:50:32]Like, we there's there's that there's that dead zone of I found myself.

[00:50:40]Please, please, please, let's put the past behind us.

[00:50:45]>> I love you.

[00:50:46]>> And there is a zone of I found myself, but I haven't reached the education yet.

[00:50:53]>> It's more like I'm feeling myself, right?

[00:50:56]>> This This feels good. It It doesn't matter if it's a pillow uh or a or a globe. Uh it's like uh can but >> okay I'm trackable I have something to tell you.

[00:51:11]>> Did you but please let me let me land this let me land this plane >> said okay you go and I'll tell you after >> please. Yeah. And to land this plane is that he he had not reached the educational process, but he's telling a story as a damn near 40year-old man of, "Hey, guess what I did when I was a kid?" If he wants to tell that story, that's fine.

[00:51:45]He's not telling all of our stories. I'm sure as [ __ ] not going to tell you this story about the first time I found my penis.

[00:51:54]>> Um, okay. Calm down.

[00:51:57]>> Make an article about it. I'm just saying.

[00:52:00]>> But there's also a lot of interpretations of I [ __ ] the world.

[00:52:05]You know what I mean? Um, >> the man who [ __ ] the world. Damn.

[00:52:10]Usually, >> usually it's the other way. The world [ __ ] you.

[00:52:15]>> Indeed.

[00:52:15]>> That Yeah. Oh my gosh, that's such a good point, Papa. He stuck it back to them.

[00:52:24]>> Untractable.

[00:52:26]>> Ashley, what are you saying? So this guy, this guy [ __ ] the world, so that means he [ __ ] us, too.

[00:52:31]>> No, I'm saying maybe it was like a um you know, the way that you said that usually like we get [ __ ] by the world.

[00:52:39]He was like, "Oh, no. I'm gonna I'm gonna switch this up.

[00:52:44]I feel [ __ ] by this world and this broken system, but here we go. I'm gonna I'm gonna [ __ ] >> here's a better question. What hasn't he [ __ ] >> I I This is what I really want to say.

[00:52:58]Does everyone know that Tom Cruz has sex with cold dead fish?

[00:53:04]>> Wait, really?

[00:53:06]>> Really? Really? Yo, what's up?

[00:53:09]>> No. Okay, I got a question regarding that. Okay. No, Ashley, you need to go into detail about that. We >> I have receipts.

[00:53:18]>> You have opened up that can of worms.

[00:53:20]>> Okay. I have a question regarding >> actually the fish the fish section, but yeah, you're right.

[00:53:25]>> Okay. Ashley, did you ever were you ever recruited by the Scientologist?

[00:53:32]>> Oh, that's such an interesting question.

[00:53:37]>> How did you know? Just kidding. Of >> course, I know.

[00:53:40]>> I had to plug my computer. Um, I'll get to the Scientology thing in a second. So, uh, blind item. Um, okay. Here's what I think. First of all, I'm going to give you I'm going to give you the evidence and you can come to your own conclusion. So many people around the world, I'm telling you, uh San Francisco, a woman in uh like Asia, a woman in Los Angeles, a woman all over the world, people at fish markets have seen there's like six or seven different personal accounts from people that work in the fish market part of the grocery store and they they say they all say the same thing. They can't really believe it's Tom Cruz, but then he has like his security and stuff. So, he he takes his time picking out a fish. All the same story. And when I hear the same story from people all over the world, I tend to believe it's true. Um, so he picks a fish, it takes him a minute.

[00:54:49]Like literally like like that one like the big trout, the like the the I don't know, make up a fish name. Silverback or something. I don't even know if that's a fish. He takes his time picking out the fish. Then it's all the always the same story all around the world and there's like six or five to six accounts that I've seen. You can look it up. Um all the places that won't be mainstream will have it. Uh hint hint.

[00:55:16]Um so yeah, I know you found it. I know he actually made a public statement that he doesn't [ __ ] that fish about this. I'm Y'all think I'm an idiot, but just me.

[00:55:33]>> Can I tell what happened?

[00:55:35]>> So, I know I'm kind of being facicious.

[00:55:38]Calm down. Um, so he takes time picking them out and then he goes to the bathroom in either the fish market or a nearby bathroom. And >> what's found later is >> a [ __ ] fish actually.

[00:56:00]>> Wait, so he [ __ ] the fish and he chucks it in the toilet?

[00:56:05]>> He chucks it in the trash can.

[00:56:08]>> This viral conspiracy theory began in 2020 when an anonymous figure dropped a blind item on the celebrity gossip site Crazy Days and Nights. This intriguing post described an unnamed star who, it was claimed, purchased a raw sea bass at an Italian market, made a mysterious trip to the bathroom with it, and emerged empty-handed a mere 10 minutes later.

[00:56:33]>> Dario, he only [ __ ] Italian fish.

[00:56:36]>> Yeah, Italian San Francisco. There's a bunch there. I've seen five to six.

[00:56:44]>> Listen to this, Ashley, because I just remembered something. So, you guys were talking about the Simpsons. On the Simpsons, there was an actor, uh, Troy Mccclure.

[00:56:53]>> Troy Mure.

[00:56:55]>> Yeah. He was alleged to also have something weird with Fish >> and that was way before 2000. So, or 2020, rather. So, >> exactly.

[00:57:05]>> That was Phil Hartman, by the way.

[00:57:07]>> Once again, >> Phil Hartman. Yeah.

[00:57:09]>> Did the voice work for that actor.

[00:57:12]>> That's right. Can I ask all three of you men? I do not have a penis obviously.

[00:57:18]Would putting your member into a cold fish that's literally been sitting on ice?

[00:57:26]>> No.

[00:57:27]>> Wait, wait, hold on.

[00:57:29]>> Wait, hold on. Better question.

[00:57:32]>> Globe. Globe. A plastic globe or goldfish?

[00:57:40]And this is this is where I think this is going is they made a movie about it.

[00:57:45]It's called American Pie. So >> it was a warm >> that was >> No, it it was it was a warm it was a warm squishy thing. And there are stories of the, you know, the cantaloupe or this that or the other that you put in the microwave. It doesn't matter if it's a a freaking pineapple.

[00:58:07]Um, >> what about a couch?

[00:58:11]>> Hey, lay on it for 4 hours and make it nice and warm. But the the the the deadness, I don't think that's that much of an issue. But the coldness and, you know, the the warmth is what is the the the synthetic >> for the member.

[00:58:35]It's, you know, you you you put it in the microwave or, you know, something like that. You don't just take >> microwave.

[00:58:42]>> This is >> because you're talking about a fish market, right? And those fish >> to be purchased to eat, which means they have to, you know, maintain some sort of uh integrity against, you know, the the bacteria that grow on things when they're not kept cold. So to just take fish into the bathroom.

[00:59:06]>> Maybe he has germ issues.

[00:59:08]>> Cold fish. Like that. That's That's what's weird. It's like you couldn't take it home and put it in the [ __ ] microwave.

[00:59:18]>> I'm not against him [ __ ] a fish. I'm not against him [ __ ] a fish. I'm just saying what what's the deal with the coldness?

[00:59:26]>> Well, I'm against him [ __ ] a fish, but the fish is dead to be fair. Um, but I'm more like this unttrackable. He couldn't wait till he gets back to his limousine and do it in the back of the limousine.

[00:59:38]>> I I don't care if it's a >> He could do it whenever he wants, baby.

[00:59:43]>> It It could be a blueberry muffin, but the the the kink of the cold is where you get weird. It's like because everything simulating sex is warm.

[00:59:56]Is warm. It's warm. It's squishy. It's wet. That is the simulation of sex.

[01:00:02]>> But when you just But when you just say cold and you also add dead and you also add, you know, animal, which would be fish, that's that's when it gets a bit weird.

[01:00:17]I'm sorry.

[01:00:18]>> Oh, no. I I kept trying to butt in. The um the way that rednecks [ __ ] chickens is they cut their heads off because the body keeps going. So it's like >> No, no, no, no. We're not going into this territory. You're gonna talk about somebody molesting a chicken. I can't do it.

[01:00:34]>> It's just I mean it's >> okay with fish [ __ ] but not [ __ ] chickens.

[01:00:39]>> Well, I don't want to stay on this topic for much longer, guys.

[01:00:42]>> Quite frankly, >> it's 90 degrees.

[01:00:46]>> Go ahead. Ashley, shut up. Untraable. Go ahead, Ashley.

[01:00:50]>> I was gonna say >> I was gonna say I don't think this is a very tasteful topic period. Um, I don't know why I thought about the Tom Cruz thing, but it's mostly just because it's >> Yeah, you brought it up.

[01:01:03]>> Exactly.

[01:01:03]>> Mostly because it's Tom Cruz. Um, and it's cra It's crazy. People don't know it. He actually came out. Can you find the statement, Dio?

[01:01:12]>> How about this? How about you tell us about them trying to recruit you?

[01:01:16]>> Oh, the Scientology thing. While I talk about Scientology, can you find Tom Cruz's statement where he says, "I don't [ __ ] dead fish." I there is no statement. Uh Tom quote.

[01:01:27]>> No, there is a statement. I saw the video.

[01:01:30]>> Tom Cruz has never made a statement addressing this rumor because it is an unsubstantiated internet blind item and viral folklore. The bizarre claim originated from anonymous online gossip forums and subsequently evolved into a popular meme on platforms like Tik Tok.

[01:01:49]It is widely dismissed as a baseless urban legend.

[01:01:55]Back to what is this world? Why do back to Scientology? Why do I I'll get to that in a second. Thank you. Why do things disappear from the internet? I saw him on a video, guys. And he said, "This is a ridiculous accusation or whatever." He said, "It's >> they had it scrubbed. They had it scrubbed."

[01:02:15]>> That's what I'm saying.

[01:02:16]>> I can believe it.

[01:02:17]>> I can believe it.

[01:02:18]>> They got a lot of money.

[01:02:20]>> No kidding. Back to Scientology.

[01:02:22]Speaking of money, so your direct question was, "What was your question about Scientology?"

[01:02:28]>> Tell us.

[01:02:29]>> Okay, so you said, "Yeah, they were trying to recruit you."

[01:02:32]>> Okay, so funny you mention it. Um, I have never been to a Scientology center. I have never I in It's very bizarre, guys, because Scientology >> Did you Did you take a stress test?

[01:02:49]>> I did not do dietics. I didn't take a stress. I told you I've never been in a center. I've never The only >> sign you could take a stress test like right outside on the street. You could find them there.

[01:03:00]>> I went to the center in New York and took a personality test and a stress test, whatever that's called. I have all the paperwork.

[01:03:07]>> Sette, >> they gave you paperwork.

[01:03:09]>> Oh yeah, >> guys. I went to high school with Sette.

[01:03:11]Say hello to Sinette. I love you. Um, >> hello Sinette. You're just in >> You remember Spunky? Spunky Sarah Riley.

[01:03:20]She so Scientology s and I went to high school together. Scientology is um like mostly like a Hollywood thing. People associated with Hollywood is very much involved with Hollywood. But Sarah Riley, who I used to do indoor and outdoor track and cross country with in high school, she was a Scientologist. Do you remember that? Um Sinette, hello. I love you. Um, so that was very weird because I remember like going to her house like we'd run together and stuff and like we were like like just do a lot of stuff together and um she was like had this book by Elron Hubard and I just remember like I was like this is so interesting and she was telling me cuz we were raised Catholic she was telling me like like how her her family were proper Scientologists but they lived in Bethesda, Maryland and like it was just it was interestingish. ish, but it wasn't something I thought about much more after I went to college, etc. So, then I moved to LA. Um, you guys are like my raspy voice. Um, I moved to LA and there's like Scientology centers everywhere and there's a lot of Scientology talk here. I will say that.

[01:04:34]So, everyone knows my sister's Whitney Cummings. I have never besides Sarah Riley and Synette is my witness. Besides Sarah Riley, who I used to run with in high school, I've never met another Scientologist. I have never I've met them now, but I've never been to a center. I've never been to a um I've never had any stress test, personality test, nothing that you guys are talking about. My sister and I off and on don't get along for years at a time. I think everyone knows that. Um, the last time we reunited, she was like, "Ash, are you a Scientologist?" And I was like, "Dude, I smoke weed on camera, like on YouTube videos.

[01:05:23]Like, I drink wine." And, oh, if you guys don't know this, in Scientology, you can't do drugs and you can't I don't consider weed a drug, but you can't do drugs and you can't drink. I was like, I literally spoke weed online and that she's like, Ash, I just thought you were doing it your own way. And I'm like, I'm gonna be the first Scientologist to be like, all right, guys. We're smoking weed and drinking now. Like, what are you talking about? And she's like, Ashley, I got five letters written to my house to you.

[01:05:56]I'm not going to say her address, but it says it's like from the Scientology Center uh to Ashley Cummings with my sister's address.

[01:06:05]What in the world is that?

[01:06:08]>> I I I I've got something to say about it. And that is that it it becomes like a if if you understand the idea of a homeowners association.

[01:06:19]It's like hey um the the bank has the deed to the house and I'm working towards owning the house but they get to tell me hey your grass is too long. Hey you need a pressure wash. you know that you know they they have certain standards to maintain the group right and you know there's there's a bit of bravery and and also in the military uh hey you will conform you will dress like we tell you to dress so you all look the same you will all conform to the same standards of fitness and uh um and and you know go through the same um customary motions as you all do. But then there are those people that just step above and say, you know what, rules were meant to be broken.

[01:07:22]In fact, I'm going to show everybody exactly, hey, I'm going to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done. And then and then you have these uh these fringe groups that are, you know, you're still under you're still under, you know, the the umbrella of belonging, but nobody's really going to touch you because what are you going to do? You going to kick me out? In fact, you know, the ones that do whatever they want to do are probably the ones that contribute the most. So that's where you have a Tom Cruz that's like, "Hey, I gave you $100 million.

[01:08:08]>> Don't ever question me and I will I will push your agenda.

[01:08:15]I will make others believe so that way they can be little soldiers, but I will be Delta."

[01:08:21]You know what I'm saying?

[01:08:30]Not really. I mean, >> okay.

[01:08:33]>> Are are you making the analogy to Scientology?

[01:08:37]>> Yes.

[01:08:39]>> So, who would break the rules?

[01:08:41]>> Has a rank structure.

[01:08:44]>> Right. But who's breaking the rules?

[01:08:48]>> Uh who who honestly it's like what was said before. or whoever pays the most gets away with the most. Right?

[01:08:57]I'm selling your I'm selling your religion.

[01:09:02]>> However, um I'm also contributing more than anybody else is. So, hey, just just bypass my failures. I'm gonna do whatever I want to do and and continue to be part of this and I'll be the spokesperson and they will never see my failures because you're going to protect me but at the same time I'm the one paying you >> [ __ ] cold fish.

[01:09:30]>> I'm I'm going to [ __ ] cold fish.

[01:09:34]>> Yeah.

[01:09:35]>> Gun to my head. I would I would have to [ __ ] the fish instead of the globe for the reasons that Unttrackable laid out.

[01:09:42]Hard plastic edges. And by the way, according to that article, that man drilled a hole in the globe and [ __ ] it in home room during class while the teacher begged him to stop.

[01:09:58]>> Oh, so he had an audience.

[01:10:00]>> What happened?

[01:10:01]>> He had an audience.

[01:10:02]>> He had an audience.

[01:10:05]Hey friends in school, talk to >> that's performing arts and you can't deny that >> that and and that falls under performing arts whereas what wait where is Scientology in Hollywood >> they >> the performing arts.

[01:10:23]>> There you go.

[01:10:24]>> Hey to to seem >> so much deeper >> to seem is better than to be apparently.

[01:10:32]Hey, just look the part. Fake it till you make it.

[01:10:37]>> So, are you saying that scientologists can smoke weed and [ __ ] fish and drink alcohol if they send like if they contribute enough money? Is that what you're saying?

[01:10:51]>> It It's not just about the money. It is about the the brevity within an individual because you know that hey whether it's the law of you know whatever proximity land you're on like your states your your the country or whatever or your religion you know there's laws there too or or or like I've said the HOA >> what the HOA again there's these where Yeah, homeowners association.

[01:11:26]>> Okay.

[01:11:28]>> I'm I'm I'm going to do my thing and um yeah, you can send me a letter threatening me with a a $50 fine uh because my grass got too high. Or, you know, you can threaten me with, "Oh, you're you're going to have to go and confess in that little box, you know, about your sins because you jerked off, you know, 20 times in a week or or, you know, or or hey, you're you're going to have to spend 23 years in jail because, you know, of hey, pick a crime. Pick a crime."

[01:12:03]>> 20 times a lot or a little.

[01:12:06]>> Hold on. Hey, we're we're not talking about we're not talking about >> pause. Hold on. I have to interrupt this. I have to interrupt this.

[01:12:15]>> I did not know that Clickhole is actually a satirical website. The the uh article was not labeled.

[01:12:23]>> What's Clickhole?

[01:12:24]>> Satire. The >> Oh, did you bring something else up for me? Oh, >> the Global Funker story is a is fake.

[01:12:31]>> Okay, so everyone knows. We need to make sure this is clear.

[01:12:36]Tom Cruz did [ __ ] cold dead fish, but there was not a man that [ __ ] a globe.

[01:12:44]>> That's true. The fish story is more believable.

[01:12:48]>> The fish story is more believable.

[01:12:54]>> I kind of want you guys to try it. Like for some reason in my head I'm like I kind of want to ask each of them to try it. Like go buy a fish tomorrow and tell me what happens. You don't have that type of power, Ashley. Shame on you.

[01:13:07]>> The answer is no.

[01:13:09]>> How dare you ask that?

[01:13:10]>> It's not power. It's more just like um um a sociological experiment. I feel like Untrackable would do it.

[01:13:20]>> He probably already has.

[01:13:22]>> Have you?

[01:13:22]>> I got an article on uh Japanese robot wolves designed to fight bears.

[01:13:29]>> Okay, let's let's hear about this. Wait, wait. Japanese what? This wait to fight bears. Why are they fighting bears?

[01:13:37]>> Japanese robot wolves.

[01:13:38]>> They love robots.

[01:13:39]>> There's a bear problem apparently. And >> no, there's no bear problem. There's a people problem.

[01:13:45]>> I'm not the one that made the robot wolves. It's the Japanese. Blame them.

[01:13:50]>> When the When the [ __ ] have you ever heard of the Japanese having a Wait, are you talking gay guys? Like gay bears?

[01:13:57]>> No. talking about real bears like black bears and like bear bear like bear like cute cuddly bears. They should be left alone.

[01:14:07]>> Well, >> you know, Japan doesn't even strike me as a country that has bears in the first place.

[01:14:11]>> I'm with you on that, Papa. I was thinking the same thing.

[01:14:14]>> The uh And for the record, the robot wolves are mostly to intimidate the bears, not to fight them because they don't have >> wolves or werewolves.

[01:14:23]>> Just wolves, not werewolves. There's a picture. I've got the article shared.

[01:14:29]>> There's a picture of >> Yeah. Japan runs out of robot wolves in fight against bears.

[01:14:38]>> Holy [ __ ] >> Since when does Japan even have bears?

[01:14:41]How do they how did bears get to Japan?

[01:14:44]Think about that, Papa. Like they had to fly them there or something.

[01:14:49]>> Yeah, they flew them there first class.

[01:14:52]Hey, Australia had that frog problem because people brought them over. Who knows?

[01:14:59]>> There's a lot of different issues with animals here, like in LA because they'll bring animals from different places to use them on movie sets. Like, have you seen Papa and I both live in California.

[01:15:12]Have you seen Papa um uh ah what are those birds? The pe the peacocks. Have you seen them? They're everywhere.

[01:15:22]>> They're everywhere. Do you know why?

[01:15:24]Because there was a film in 1979, I believe, and this man brought needed a bunch of peacocks. He brought a bunch of peacocks. It's in It's I've stopped traffic to try to save peacocks before.

[01:15:35]And it's literally insane. Like people are like, "Is that your peacock?" I'm like, "No, but I'm going to make sure it's not going to get hit by a car." And they they can fly, by the way. I don't know if people know this. I was trying to save one in the middle of the street and it like literally just jumped. It flew like I don't know 20 feet high. I mean, I was happy. I was like, get out of the freaking road. Um, but yeah, it's interesting how animals move around. I just I'm with you, though. I don't think that I don't know. Untractable. Is Japan a place that naturally has bears?

[01:16:11]>> Yes, there's a Asian black bear and brown bear populations.

[01:16:15]>> Interesting.

[01:16:17]See, we learn something new every day.

[01:16:20]>> Yeah, Rev. Fugly Lee chimes in. There you go. Bear encounters have become a growing concern in Japan in recent years as bears increasingly venture into rural and even suburban areas, likely due to food shortages in the wilderness.

[01:16:33]>> Okay, so why don't they just hunt them then? They should have like a hunting season. Problem solved.

[01:16:39]>> Um, no. They should have a hunting human season. Problem solved.

[01:16:45]Instead, these >> they do. It's called the death penalty.

[01:16:49]>> Instead, these robot monster wolves are handmade by this one guy.

[01:16:55]>> Wait, it's called a robot monster wolf.

[01:16:58]>> Well, it's called a monster wolf, but it is a robot.

[01:17:02]>> What? Okay.

[01:17:05]>> Yeah. See, look at it.

[01:17:06]>> I I I know. I can hear you. I'm just saying like, don't you guys think that's mean? First of all, the monster part is that >> uh let me read this one, Ashley. Okay, Rev Fugly, the crazy thing is the bears in Japan have squinty eyes also. Explain that.

[01:17:26]>> Shut up.

[01:17:27]>> They're called epicanthic folds.

[01:17:32]The gremlins had them, too, cuz they're Chinese.

[01:17:36]>> They did.

[01:17:37]>> Wait, we'd have to think about this. Why do they have Is that really true?

[01:17:44]>> What?

[01:17:45]>> The that's thing.

[01:17:47]>> Yes, they made them with squinty eyes.

[01:17:49]>> Okay. Yes.

[01:17:51]>> Why what is your theory? What is your working theory on why that would happen to the population?

[01:17:56]>> Simple. They're like, "Hey, you look like me."

[01:18:01]>> Good for you. it comes down to, you know, it it's kind of a conundrum because they, you know, certain cultures will work their people to death.

[01:18:16]>> Put you in a position where you hate your own life to where you you don't just quit your job, you you quit your life. They they will put you in that situation, but then they will do like the virtue signal thing and be like, "Oh, well, we're protecting, you know, um the environment with with, you know, the animals and such." And then the animals start to, you know, through expansion of human civilization, you know, you you run these things out of where they live and next thing you know, you have, you know, spiders uh coming out of the woodwork uh in the woods and then they're in the woodwork in your home.

[01:19:04]And then you have the deer running across the street and then you have the bears running into the parks and then and then you have to deal with them. So it's like um we they don't want the humans to look bad in defending the territory that they have grown into.

[01:19:26]So they created robots to do the dirty work for them.

[01:19:31]>> Now this is uh good news for you Ashley.

[01:19:34]They've run out of robots. There's >> fantastic.

[01:19:38]>> Yeah, there's too many bears. There's not enough robots. These things cost $4,000.

[01:19:45]>> Is that Is that a monster wolf robot in the picture?

[01:19:48]>> And it is right there. It's even got glowing >> It's even got glowing red eyes.

[01:19:55]>> Okay. Weird. How did they run out? Weird about the eyes, I'm saying. And thank you for um segueing back and bringing us all back. Dio, >> they can't keep up with the demand apparently.

[01:20:10]>> What? Like, isn't Tesla and Elon Musk like making a million thousand robots every minute? I don't understand.

[01:20:18]>> Yes, but they're not making monster wolves.

[01:20:21]>> Well, I don't think they should ever have made one of them.

[01:20:24]>> I want to see a monster. What are the bears doing that's bothering people so badly?

[01:20:30]>> Well, Rev told show >> stealing picnic baskets.

[01:20:33]>> They're going into the suburbs and the rural areas and they're stealing picnic baskets.

[01:20:40]>> I feel like they deserve those.

[01:20:44]>> They earned it, Ashley.

[01:20:46]>> Absolutely.

[01:20:46]>> Touche. Touche, Ashley.

[01:20:50]>> Thank you.

[01:20:51]But but then there's also, you know, this we've all heard this and and this is it goes across >> a bear story on trackable. Don't do that.

[01:21:01]>> This goes across the board. You give them an inch and they take a mile.

[01:21:07]So if you give a bear a picnic basket, all of a sudden the picnic basket isn't enough. Now they want to know where the picnic basket cut comes from. So that way they can cut out the middleman.

[01:21:21]>> So they will eat you >> to get to the distributor and then they will eat the distributor and then there will be no more humanity because they will eat everything.

[01:21:31]>> He's right though. They do. They they encroach on territory once they become comfortable.

[01:21:38]That's how you get those uh surveillance videos of bears going into like the the gas station mini mart and just eating a whole bunch of like candy and stuff.

[01:21:48]>> And they deserve it. I don't think they should have that much sugar intake, but they should have everything that they want. And that goes for every animal on this planet.

[01:21:58]>> Wait, what? You're cosigning on a [ __ ] bear having anything they want?

[01:22:04]>> That is correct. bears every >> What if they want to eat hondo?

[01:22:09]>> Wait, what? What about No, they can't have hondo.

[01:22:12]>> Okay, then shut up, Ashley. That's what I thought. That that's exactly what I'm saying is that the the lions want to eat the elephants and the the elephants just want water and to graze the the fields and you know the the hyenas you know they they want to scavenge off of what he is >> you you have to draw lines. Look, you >> you have to draw and you have to hold.

[01:22:46]>> You guys are not wrong. I do like to live in my Alice in Wonderland, Ashley and Wonderland place. He's so cute. Who would be mad at him?

[01:22:57]>> Who could be mad at this guy? He's just hungry. He just wanted a snack.

[01:23:06]>> I'm angry. I'm more angry at this person's face >> than I am.

[01:23:12]He's not paying like he's gonna Hey, he he can eat all the gummy >> he said. Yeah, you can have whatever you want, man. See, he left.

[01:23:24]>> Ashley, the bear. Imagine the bear working behind the register. He'd probably be nicer than most of 7-Eleven employees.

[01:23:30]>> Exactly. Especially in LA, right?

[01:23:36]I've I've seen like seagulls like animals are learning to do things.

[01:23:40]Seagulls like know when the automatic door will open and close. It's very interesting. But I think that we should never forget this. And on trackable, as much as there's things that we agree on and don't agree on, I think you can agree on this. We as human beings encroached on their land. Like I think about raccoons. I think about possums. I think about all of the all of the animals. And it's like they're now navigating cities and and places and and dealing with food shortages just like humans are. But I'm sorry, I'll always say this and I'll never back down. Um I will always go for animals over humans.

[01:24:20]>> Well, but then I would ask you, how far are you willing to regress?

[01:24:26]Uh, how much how much are you willing to tear down to give them back what we took from them?

[01:24:34]>> All of it.

[01:24:35]>> He's got a point, Ashley.

[01:24:37]>> All of it. All of it.

[01:24:38]>> You're willing to eat tree bark.

[01:24:41]>> Am I willing to eat tree bark?

[01:24:43]>> Eat tree bark. Um >> because even even in the you know before >> western civilization came over you know to this great beautiful land that we live on now.

[01:24:58]>> Um it it was used every bit of a kill.

[01:25:02]So you know you you made medicines from the plants that that were part of what you didn't eat. And then when you, you know, killed an animal, guess what? Now, now you have a blanket. Now you have something to cover your junk when you're running through thorns. Um, you you you use every Hey, you you take the horns and and you make weapons so that way you can kill more efficiently.

[01:25:32]So it it's it it it's not just >> is the only way that I feel like animals should be killed that you use every part of it. That doesn't happen anymore on trackable. Sorry, don't inter >> do we just do it more efficiently. So the if if you're going to find a happy medium then you have to give up something because I mean hey you know the you look at cities like soul or New York City or LA where people live on top of themselves where things grow straight up. You you could open up so much land if you took, you know, suburbs like I live in. Like I got my own house. Hey, you could take this entire suburb and make it 100 stories tall and everybody could live within a square block and that would open up so much land. You feel me? But then you know what happens when the elevator fails and you got to get to work on time. Now, now that's a that's a pretty long stair. What happens when there's a fire? You know, it it's Are you going to put yourself in that situation?

[01:26:50]>> Attractable. Read this.

[01:26:52]>> Yeah.

[01:26:57]>> Rev is using a fish to [ __ ] using every part of the animal. I mean, as long as you eat it afterwards. I'm just saying.

[01:27:07]>> He doesn't. He just leaves it in the trash can.

[01:27:10]>> Yeah. You make your own tarter sauce.

[01:27:13]>> Then then you're not >> I was just going to say that, Papa. Like that could actually be a thing. Like that could be like like a fish a Tom Cruz fish. [ __ ] fish. You just put it in the oven.

[01:27:27]>> You call it from a bottle of tartar sauce. They're like, "No, I make my own."

[01:27:31]>> The tarter sauce in it. He came in the fish.

[01:27:35]Hey, it'd be the the cruise fish taco.

[01:27:38]You you finish in it and then you grill it and then you just, you know, the skin is the the tortilla and then you just you just serve it to people.

[01:27:49]>> That's the episode.

[01:27:51]>> The cruise fish taco.

[01:27:53]>> What is the episode title?

[01:27:54]>> The cruise fish taco.

[01:27:57]>> Oh, we getting kicked off a boat.

[01:28:00]>> Maybe we'll get to it. I didn't meet any fish on the way, but the cruise >> Ashley, pull up Rev's next chat.

[01:28:07]>> Thank you. Um, the cruise fish.

[01:28:12]>> But here's the thing I don't get. I actually like Unttrackable and I get along now, but we did have a thing after he had with my dad, >> you know, was a whole thing. Um, but the three of us are good, right? I agree with you. Like, why would you? first of all want it cold and second of all not just do like the easy thing like microwave would be easy but like you're Tom Cruz you could literally pick out the f like the way that they all talked about it is like he would take his time like he would want to see this fish and that fish and like it's almost like you're picking out a hooker or a girl right it's something >> you would ask him a question what was the fish's childhood like The the difference is the difference is what one um it it takes zero effort and two it doesn't talk back and it will never tell any stories. It's already a dead fish and and and you know hey we're talking about electricity here. So electricity as far as we know it is either it's either coal powered or uh nuclearpowered. So one way or the other it's pulling off of the grid. So he's avoiding using energy to heat the fish up. So okay, you know, he's protecting the planet in that shape or form, but he's also protecting his reputation because it's not going to ever tell anybody any stories. He could just fill that fish taco.

[01:29:50]>> Fish tell no tales >> and and he could put it right back on the shelf and they won't even know. They won't even know that >> they're fish I feel like would be sorry Bubba. I I feel like the Tom the fish that Tom Cruz [ __ ] they would put it back on the shelf but it would be more expensive. Sorry what papa.

[01:30:11]>> You know >> I was going to say when fish are alive they have short-term memories right?

[01:30:16]Isn't that a thing? on track on this.

[01:30:19]I'll be right back.

[01:30:23]>> Wait, what are you doing?

[01:30:24]>> Dar's going to go [ __ ] a fish, >> maybe.

[01:30:30]>> So, my go was he skipping.

[01:30:34]>> Fantastic.

[01:30:36]>> No, he's got a he's got a goldfish tank and um >> and Ashley's wearing salmon.

[01:30:45]>> I'm wearing salmon. He's going to go [ __ ] a mud skipper.

[01:30:49]>> Yeah, it's the color of your shirt. That That's what real salmon looks like.

[01:30:55]>> Really? It's not a shirt?

[01:30:57]>> Yeah, that's the color.

[01:30:59]>> This is my Bill outfit. Um >> Well, that's that is the color of salmon.

[01:31:05]>> So, the color of salmon is orange >> on the inside. Yeah, for sure.

[01:31:10]>> Are you talking about the bride Ashley from Kill Bill? We're talking about I could possibly be a cold fish. That's a salmon color.

[01:31:19]>> I thought you said this was your [ __ ] undead.

[01:31:23]>> I see.

[01:31:26]>> On ice or in the graveyard?

[01:31:30]>> Wait, can you bring up Sasquatch Love by Chance? Papa, can we play that song?

[01:31:35]>> I'll do it.

[01:31:36]>> Yeah. You want to take a piss break?

[01:31:38]>> No, I just want everyone to hear it and it's also funny. Um Okay.

[01:31:42]>> Yeah. And it would be good to take a little break, right? But it's >> I I don't know. I don't know how much fun it would be if you're already inside out. You know what I'm saying?

[01:31:52]>> Wait.

[01:31:53]>> No. No. We don't know what you're saying. Got it.

[01:31:57]>> See, Unttrackable is funnier than I like I ever give you credit for. But to be fair, you did say you're digging up my dad's dead grave and finding him.

[01:32:07]>> Like said, um, we buried the hatchet.

[01:32:10]You There's a difference between a rope.

[01:32:12]No pun intended.

[01:32:14]>> And I'm not intended here.

[01:32:17]>> Being professional here. I'm not talking about you. I'm not talking about Papa.

[01:32:21]I'm not talking about Daria. I'm trying to keep it on topic. It this is a beautiful thing that we, you know, you guys are doing here and I'm very thankful to be part of it. So, >> I'm happy that you're here. Let's watch Sasquatch Love. Did you bring it up?

[01:32:35]Okay, you guys. I want to say this. Some of you are diverse, some of you are not diverse. I love you all. Thank you for being here and thank you the three of you gentlemen that [ __ ] fish. Um, this is a brilliant song and papa made it and this is I don't think context is even necessary, is it, guys?

[01:32:57]>> What is Sasquatch Love? What is Sasquatch love? A Sasquatch with so much love to give.

[01:33:02]>> What is Sasquatch love? What is Sasquatch love? Bump and grind in the Hershey Highway.

[01:33:06]>> What is Sasquatch love? What is Sasquatch love? coming through the back door, leaving them sore.

[01:33:26]Deep in the pines, late at night, big wild heart tight. Heavy steps through the trees.

[01:33:36]Sasquatch love down on his knees.

[01:33:40]Booty hunting calling me. Get that big forest fantasy. Rising energy in the dark. Feel the heat forest fire.

[01:33:58]Flamingires imagine.

[01:34:13]I got very upset before this song came out.

[01:34:28]What do you think is happening there?

[01:34:29]>> Daria, >> I can't hear you, Ashley. What's up?

[01:34:39]>> Okay. I was saying, what do you think is happening there? It doesn't matter.

[01:34:42]We'll talk about after.

[01:34:48]Loving that der forest fire mountain beat flaming desire get ready in and out getting sweaty love he's a beast with so much love to give What a Sasquatch love and grind on the Hershey Highway.

[01:35:22]>> Sasquatch love style getting wild.

[01:35:44]Ohatch the granny cool ass squatchy style.

[01:36:16]Sasquatch love.

[01:36:29]>> It's so funny. Um, just for a little context, I can just >> uh Rev is correct. Never [ __ ] a fish squashy cell ever.

[01:36:39]>> What is the I want to ask you guys. When the buns open and all the white stuff comes out. What is that?

[01:36:47]>> Tarter sauce.

[01:36:50]>> It's arter sauce.

[01:36:52]>> That's what it is. It's art.

[01:36:55]>> I know it's very artistic, but tartar sauce.

[01:36:59]>> It's a interpretation. It's up to interpretation.

[01:37:02]>> Like Okay. What's your interpretation? What's your interpretation, Ashley? What do you think it is? Almond milk.

[01:37:12]I was thinking soy milk. I was I But I was also like, is that okay?

[01:37:23]I'm going to do my hair a million times.

[01:37:26]I get it.

[01:37:28]>> Thank you very much. Buns like butt cheeks, right? Buns. That's like a a word for butt cheeks, right?

[01:37:37]>> Like nice buns, right?

[01:37:39]So when the buns open, >> what what is happening after that?

[01:37:50]>> The Simpson writers knew.

[01:37:52]>> The Simpsons writers knew. Yes, >> it it it is a statement of completion.

[01:37:59]>> That is an excellent way to describe it.

[01:38:03]>> Thank you, Dio. I was just going to say what an excellent way to [ __ ] describe it. I crack the way that was as classy as that. That is >> He said it at the same time. I feel like I don't know. Sorry.

[01:38:17]>> Holy [ __ ] Stolen valor.

[01:38:26]>> So you guys, you guys like there are people that don't know anything about anything. First of all, I want everyone to subscribe to Papa's Puzzle Factory.

[01:38:35]Do you want to put the link in? Are you able to do that? Or Dario?

[01:38:40]>> Dario, can you do that for me, please?

[01:38:43]Now, Dario, yala. Yala. Um, so I do want to say this. Um, a lot of people that are on my channel don't know, they don't even know what the Davverse is. Like, I didn't before a year ago.

[01:38:58]>> So, there's going to be a mixture of people watching this.

[01:39:01]>> A lot of you guys know how sensitive I am about my parents.

[01:39:05]Both of them are in heaven. Um, and Unttrackable is not doing anything.

[01:39:14]I'm sorry, Crav. I have to remember this part. I love how you made him Papa you made the police win over like how Untractable won over the cops. Like at first the gray bird, they're like, "What are you doing?" And then he starts dancing and they're like dancing too.

[01:39:30]Um, so I'm very serious about that. and um on Papa if you go to Papa's Puzzle Factory, please join, subscribe, like give all the support and love to him. Um Sasquatch and I just called you Sach.

[01:39:48]Sorry. Untraable Unrackable and I were on there one night and I forget how it came up. Probably my fault, right? Um, but it came down to we're talking about my sister, which we're not going to talk about right now cuz I don't I I'm not in the mood. Um, but you made some valid points that pissed me off.

[01:40:12]And these things happen, guys. Like, this is something important I want to say. And and this happened. This is like a theme of my day actually today. It's like there was two situations where I was like am I the [ __ ] like because you have to understand that sometimes you are the [ __ ] and I'm going third person to first person you guys get it like I was just like if two people are telling me something in one day like I must like and I am always ready and able to review myself and I think we should all review ourselves on a regular basis. When when I say review yourself, like check in with yourself.

[01:40:55]So >> Sasquatch Jackable was like, "Ashley, well if you don't have it, it's not yours." Blah blah blah blah. Like anything and everything that Hey Sam Bibly, what's up? Pause. Um anything and everything that like, you know, because we have our experiences, each one of us as humans.

[01:41:16]So and my experience is my experience.

[01:41:18]my sister's experience is hers. B, etc. So, he was saying everything I didn't want to hear and didn't align with my narrative, with my experience. And I'm doing this on purpose. We should stop doing me me stuff. Um, and even though Unttrackable doesn't know this, I have tried to understand my sister's perspective. I have tried to understand literally everyone's perspective when it comes to this. I'm trying to make this quick, Papa. I am long-winded, but not as long-winded as you. Shut up. I knew you were thinking that. Um, but so that unttrackable said something that I thought was unforgivable. I was so upset.

[01:42:01]And this is where humor comes in because it diffuses pain. It gets us past things. Um, and I never thought I would talk to Sasquatch again. I was remember I left the stream. I was so upset. But what he was saying was just challenging me. And I'm like, I don't want to be challenged on this. And sometimes the things we don't want to be challenged on are the things we need to be challenged on the most. And >> there you go.

[01:42:28]>> We don't need to go into like detail, but um he was every point almost every point he made was valid. But then it ended with something that was ridiculous. I I'm laughing about it now. I never thought I would laugh ever in my life about someone saying whatever someone said, right? But now I'm laughing about it and it's funny.

[01:42:56]Does that make sense?

[01:42:57]>> Can I say what what was said because there's some people that might not know what was said.

[01:43:02]>> Well, YouTube terms of service I don't know. Can you >> Can he pop?

[01:43:07]>> I believe that. Oh. Oh, no. Untraable.

[01:43:09]You say it.

[01:43:12]No, I'm I'm say it.

[01:43:16]>> Hey, I'm I'm not going to say it, but what I what will touch on what Ashley said is that I don't know Ashley. I It was reactionary.

[01:43:29]Hey, I don't know papa. I don't know you, Daria. I don't know anybody that I'm dealing with at any given time. You give me an inch and I will take a mile.

[01:43:39]you give me a fish, I might just [ __ ] it. You feel me? So, >> speaking of, you know, >> it was Untractable who uh threatened to dig up Ashley's father's bones and have a party with them.

[01:43:55]>> That's a good way to say it.

[01:43:58]>> Keeping it classy, >> which clearly >> following Untractable.

[01:44:01]>> I went display earlier.

[01:44:05]>> Not that.

[01:44:05]>> What's that?

[01:44:06]>> No, no, Classy. Uh, Untractable had a classy description earlier, not the digging up the bones, mind you, but regarding the uh the globe. I was following his example, >> a state of completion, >> had a party.

[01:44:25]>> So, I very validly >> the little death as the French call it >> in my opinion got very upset. Like I cried and I got upset and I was like texting papa. I was like like [ __ ] that guy. And then and I appreciate people that did stand up. I was like stand up for my father.

[01:44:49]Like and why are you laughing?

[01:44:55]>> Because necroilia is funny.

[01:44:58]>> No, it's not. It's gross. And especially when it has to do with somebody that you love like like Okay. Anyway, um but it I have to tell you, Unttrackable, you got me over a certain hump. Like when it comes to my father, I'm like like I'll I'll I'll still go to war. My father passed away nine years ago. I will still go to war over him and over anything that somebody says about him. But then like now I feel a little bit healed like in a way that I didn't expect in a way that I didn't um I couldn't imagine if that makes sense because it was unimaginable to to have somebody say that to you and you love someone so much. It's like all I wanted to do was find you and [ __ ] you up slowly. You see, unttrackable banging your dead father helped you.

[01:45:56]>> Humor heals all about humoruses pain and heals all. Exactly. That's what my point. And then Papa had a video and then Unttrackable and I talked again and we sort of like And now it's something that like I think I it's weird to say this. I think even my dad would laugh.

[01:46:16]>> Of course he would.

[01:46:18]>> He's a dude.

[01:46:20]This this [ __ ] is here on panel with us [ __ ] saying, you know, horseshit all the time. You know, you you think he actually is going to take the time to fly out to California and then [ __ ] go to the local Home Depot, buy a shovel, and [ __ ] buy like a big bottle of lube and break into a cemetery or wherever your dad's buried and [ __ ] dig them up. He's in he's in would buy a shovel, nor do I think he would buy lube. I think he would acquire a shovel >> from one of the cemetery workers. And I think he's going in raw.

[01:47:00]>> You think I got a dollar?

[01:47:03]>> Exactly.

[01:47:04]>> Exactly.

[01:47:05]>> He's not gonna He has a question whether he's going to drive to the store.

[01:47:10]>> Yeah. No, he's going he's going straight ahead. This is a man that once he has a goal in mind, it's full speed ahead. It is ramming speed, pun intended.

[01:47:23]>> Oh, there you go.

[01:47:26]>> Can I Thank you for the show's gone off the rails, so we will >> we will be back professionally soon. Do we have any other clips to play?

[01:47:38]>> No clips.

[01:47:40]>> Actually, we do. We do.

[01:47:41]>> Oh, we do. We do.

[01:47:43]>> I was gonna say I wanted to ask you on trackable and you don't have to answer.

[01:47:47]Actually, you do have to answer because this is one thing. Even though we're cool, you did do that. So, um sleep with men and women.

[01:47:57]>> And I'll put it this way, too. It's like anything you want to do up here, I'm down for it. Um and anything you want to do after the stream to, you know, talk to me like that, um you feel more than interest in that. I'm just c I I feel like I have >> I have um I have extra leeway at least for a bit to ask you whatever the [ __ ] I want. Um do you sleep I know you're married if I'm not wrong. Do you sleep with men and women?

[01:48:27]>> No, I sleep with my wife.

[01:48:32]>> So it would be cheating on her if you did what you were going to do to my dad.

[01:48:38]That's, you know, it's kind of part of the joke is like is completely leaving myself.

[01:48:44]It's like, you know what? What part what part of that was true? You know, the travel. No, I'm not spending. I don't buy a plane ticket. I don't buy [ __ ] Like Dario said, I don't buy a shovel.

[01:48:56]>> You see the absurdity? The >> dollar.

[01:49:01]>> Listen, if anything, it says more about Ashley's ego just because it's your debt. Out of all the deads, it's going to be your dead.

[01:49:09]>> Wait, what? I I'm not c I'm not track I'm not that I'm not that doesn't track for me. Can you repeat that?

[01:49:18]>> To put what he said into context. Um what?

[01:49:21]>> Yeah, my dad is special. He's the only dad in the world to me. And yes, >> right. But but you know, Papa's got parents. Dario's got parents. Everybody on panel that night had parents. But they weren't talking about their parents. So it's like, hey, they can all get [ __ ] >> Question. I'm pretty sure not all of their parents are dead. Like mine.

[01:49:45]>> Hey, they could be alive. That's fine.

[01:49:47]They're not They're not going to want what they're going to get is what I was getting at.

[01:49:52]>> Untractable. You can rape either of my parents. Whichever one you want, feel free.

[01:49:57]>> Well, what if what if it's not so brutal? What if what if I just have, you know, what if I just got some suaveness?

[01:50:04]You know what? If I what if I shaved your mom's name into my beard and was like, >> "Okay, we have another clip."

[01:50:11]>> We do not have another clip. We do have three more. We have two says he has >> Can you bring it up, >> please?

[01:50:23]>> Damn it.

[01:50:24]>> Go ahead, Ashley, when you're ready.

[01:50:26]>> What is this?

[01:50:29]>> It's uh just read this.

[01:50:34]I need you to work on Saturday.

[01:50:37]That's exactly what I would say if I wasn't supposed to work on Saturday. I know it's your day off, but the store is going to be busy. Oh, the comedy swap.

[01:50:52]Sorry. Who is this?

[01:50:55]This is Jerry.

[01:51:02]Are also I know it's you. I'm not in the mood for games. See you Saturday. Who is Alex? What is this?

[01:51:17]Um, hold on. I can't see that one. One second. Um, put this right.

[01:51:22]>> Drop the Yeah, >> thank you. Remind me of that, please.

[01:51:26]Um, Alex, I'm not going to fall for this.

[01:51:30]I have texted you many times. I know this is your number, whatever you say.

[01:51:35]But when Alex doesn't show up on Saturday, don't blame her. Alex is a guy. I don't care.

[01:51:50]This is really Is this really Is this really Alex?

[01:51:54]Um, this is really not Alex. Then who is this? I'm not telling you. I don't even know you.

[01:52:06]That's my line. Fine.

[01:52:08]Then prove this isn't Alex. What? Send me a selfie. Excuse me.

[01:52:16]Feel like I'm like auditioning for something I'll never audition for. Um, I'm sending I'm not sending you anything. Just do it. Oh my god. I don't know what this is. You're one of those kids kid stalkers. Kid stalkers. What?

[01:52:37]Stay away from me, creep.

[01:52:42]I'm reporting you to the police for what? You asked me for a picture of me.

[01:52:48]I'm not saying this out loud.

[01:52:55]No, >> you know, if I had known we could just bring funny clips, I would have brought actual funny clips.

[01:53:01]>> Okay, we're going to wrap this up. I'm going to take this down. I don't even know. Why would you do that?

[01:53:07]>> Keep going. Relax. It's fine. It's fine.

[01:53:11]>> That's not what happened. Is this what you do for fun? Text 14year-olds asking for selfies of them?

[01:53:18]>> Yeah. I don't I'm not into this.

[01:53:19]>> I thought you were someone else.

[01:53:23]>> A different 14 >> employee, Alex. He's 22 years old. He Oh, you go. You do it. You You'll be better. You go, Dario.

[01:53:31]>> My employee, Alex, he is 22 years old.

[01:53:34]He's a cashier at my toy store.

[01:53:37]>> Hold on. I'll do the blue part. You own a toy store. That is a perfect job for a kid stalker. Do you lure them into your store? What? No.

[01:53:54]>> I'm sending our convo to the cops.

[01:53:58]>> No, please. I promise I'm telling the truth. My name is Jerry Rollins. I am married with a family. I am not a stalker.

[01:54:09]>> That's exactly what a stalker would say.

[01:54:12]>> Please, you have to believe me.

[01:54:18]Okay, I won't call the cops, but if you text me again, I'm telling my dad about you.

[01:54:29]>> Thank you. I will never text you again.

[01:54:34]>> Yo, >> Alex.

[01:54:40]>> Um, yo, what's up?

[01:54:42]>> Did Jerry text you to work on Saturday?

[01:54:45]Nope.

[01:54:46]>> What? That's not fair. He's making me work on Saturday. That's like my only day off.

[01:54:52]>> That sucks. I'm sorry. Um, by the way, you can delete my number. I'm getting a new one this weekend.

[01:55:04]>> Didn't you just get a new one?

[01:55:07]>> Yeah, lol.

[01:55:08]>> You're so weird.

[01:55:11]>> Have fun working on Saturday. All right, guys. That was amazing. I'm gonna keep you guys backstage if that's okay.

[01:55:21]For all of you guys, thank you for being here. We'll be back next Friday at what time, co-host.

[01:55:29]>> 900 p.m. 9:30 >> 9 what? 9:30 10 what? I we didn't around this time next Friday. So that's this is the new show time. Hey, subscribe. Turn on your notifications and >> subscribe to Papa Kills Puzzle Factory.

[01:55:47]First of all, did you put the link?

[01:55:50]>> Um, and I want you guys to give Yeah, give all of your plugs.

[01:55:57]>> All right.

[01:55:59]>> Okay, I'll go first.

[01:56:00]>> Okay. So, uh, yeah, you go.

[01:56:03]>> All right. So, tune in to Papa's Puzzle Factory. Uh, we normally go on about 1000 p.m. Pacific Standard Time. So that's 1:00 a.m. East Coast time.

[01:56:18]>> Saturdays.

[01:56:21]>> Yes, Saturdays. Sorry. Right.

[01:56:23]>> No, don't be sorry. And >> no, no, I'm still I'm I'm thinking East Coast time right now, so I get a little tripped up.

[01:56:28]>> In general, like and subscribe. And then Mr. Dario, you did amazing. You're super impressive to me.

[01:56:37]But you have to >> Thank you. It was a pleasure. I'm going to plug Hey, you out there, do you want to see me uh hang out with a drunken redneck and a puppet? Check it out every Wednesdays on This All Sucks featuring Granny and 2K, future vice president 2K and myself as we cover the verse every Wednesday on This All Sucks at 9:30 or 1000 p.m. Eastern depending on Granny's mood and sobriety.

[01:57:10]>> Your confidence is what is is going to make you big. Untraable. What would you like to plug, sir? besides my dad.

[01:57:25]>> Take care of yourselves so that way you can take care of others. Have fun. Never quit. Keep up the movement. Um, how about that?

[01:57:37]>> And if you can't be good, be bad, baby.

[01:57:40]>> You don't have any like channel or anything that you're working on that you want people to watch or I know you're on Papa Kills a lot.

[01:57:48]Yeah. See me over there. See me over here. See me everywhere you see me. I might just be there.

[01:57:57]>> He's our resident Sasquatch.

[01:58:01]>> What did you say, Pap?

[01:58:03]>> He's a resident Sasquatch.

[01:58:06]>> Exactly.

[01:58:06]>> He's also one of the coolest dudes you just might not know, you know, and or know about. And I'm so happy that you came on tonight and I'm so happy that we made up and like >> you really did heal a part of myself that I didn't even know could be healed if that makes sense through humor. Even though I'm pretty sure you're ser you were seriously thinking about plugging my dad.

[01:58:30]>> Read this.

[01:58:32]>> You can't tell me to do things on my own show. You read it.

[01:58:38]>> They go >> Oh, okay.

[01:58:39]>> Yeah. You Papa read it.

[01:58:41]>> I'll read it. I'll read it. I'll read it. Dick Fitzwell. They go until Papa passes out and later. Yes. And Dick knows because he he [ __ ] he crashes on my couch and he monitors Papa's activities.

[01:58:55]>> He's my rate.

[01:58:56]>> I'm kidding.

[01:58:59]>> You guys are amazing. Thank you so much for being here. All three of you. Don't go anywhere. And then everyone that's watching this, has been with us live or is watching it later, thank you so much.

[01:59:10]We will be so much more professional next time. I cannot promise you this, but it will be an intention.

[01:59:16]>> Wait, how professional are we talking?

[01:59:18]What? We got to wear a suit and tie.

[01:59:20]>> We're going to try to keep the uh animal [ __ ] to a minimum next time.

[01:59:26]>> [ __ ] >> Okay.

[01:59:28]>> Oh, but I brought that up. That was my fault. That That was not my fault. It was Tom Cruz's fault to be fair.

[01:59:35]>> What? Papa?

[01:59:38]>> Nothing. I just Are you a secret Scientologist, Ashley?

[01:59:44]>> Bria will answer that question and many more in the next episode, which will be a week from today around this time. Same time, same channel, that whole thing.

[01:59:54]All right. Love you guys. And now I'm going to figure out how to do an outro.

[02:00:00]How do I do an outro?

[02:00:06]>> I'm gonna name it. Sing a sing a song, Ashley.

[02:00:10]>> Shut up. I'm gonna nail it. And also, I'm sorry, my voice is turning me on, right? Do you feel me on trackable?

[02:00:22]Like, does your voice ever like make your dick hard?

[02:00:26]>> Holy [ __ ] >> Wow.

[02:00:28]>> Ashley, don't get fresh.

[02:00:32]>> You said he's going to [ __ ] my dad. Dad, I'm getting fresh. Okay. Now, now, now we know where the anger came from.

[02:00:39]>> Are you jealous of your dead dad?

[02:00:41]>> There's no anger. I am >> supremely happy right now. Honestly, I just feel like we're like >> like going over Wait, what?

[02:00:52]I I was going