Donor | An LGBTQ Dark Comedy Short Film

Added: 2026-06-03

[00:00:27]Hey, Good.

[00:00:31]Hi. Hey.

[00:00:35]You think this is a date?

[00:00:39]You okay?

[00:00:42]Yeah. Super horny.

[00:00:44]Where's Cynthia?

[00:00:45]Trader Joes Is she.

[00:00:47]Is she going to get the peanut butters?

[00:00:48]Peanut butter cups. Yeah, she'll be back later.

[00:00:51]Right on.

[00:00:59]So I have a mug in the bathroom. I can't believe you're.

[00:01:00]I can't believe you're making me do this.

[00:01:02]I'm not making you do this. I asked, you said yes.

[00:01:05]Can we just take a minute?

[00:01:07]I feel like you're rushing me.

[00:01:10]You want a drink?

[00:01:12]Yeah.

[00:01:15]So I didn't know if the end of the world was like the Mayan calendar or if it was like.

[00:01:20]I'm just glad I don't have to bone Cynthia.

[00:01:23]Yeah. I'm real glad that you're not sleeping with my wife either.

[00:01:26]When you first called, I thought to myself, I can't give my sister my sperm.

[00:01:30]She's going to have some sort of salamander, baby.

[00:01:33]Yep.

[00:01:35]So with the IVF, you're just like... Done. We're broke.

[00:01:40]You were the Hail Mary.

[00:01:43]Right on.

[00:01:46]Hey, you want a blaze?

[00:01:48]No.

[00:01:49]Ahh, Did you completely ignore the list I gave you?

[00:01:53]The long one?

[00:01:54]You can't have weed. It f**ks with a sperm.

[00:01:56]Oh. I didn't know that was a real thing.

[00:01:58]Yes, it's a real thing.

[00:01:59]I put it on the list. Have you been smoking?

[00:02:02]Yeah... No. Not much. Sorry, I'll stop.

[00:02:06]We're going to be all right unless you change your mind about-.

[00:02:09]No, I didn't change my mind.

[00:02:10]Okay, me neither. Me neither.

[00:02:13]This is good. This is good.

[00:02:15]It's good.

[00:02:16]It's going to be good.

[00:02:18]Eat some pineapple. I think it helps.

[00:03:05]Hey, do you have any uhh?

[00:03:08]Do you need a vibrator or anything?

[00:03:10]For?

[00:03:11]Your butt?

[00:03:13]No. Do you have any lotion or lube?

[00:03:15]You can't use lube.

[00:03:17]What?

[00:03:17]It needs to be a clean sample.

[00:03:20]Spit?

[00:03:21]Dry.

[00:03:22]Oh good God, it's going to hurt.

[00:03:25]You still get to cum!

[00:03:46]Hey, thanks for hitting me over to study.

[00:03:48]Your place is so cute.

[00:03:50]Uhh!

[00:03:51]Cum for me!

[00:03:53]F**k.

[00:03:57]You almost home? Okay, because I can't keep it in the fridge for that long if there's no power..

[00:04:03]Okay All right. I love you.

[00:04:07]God, I swear the power grid is ruining my life.

[00:04:09]What are you doing?

[00:04:11]Getting comfy. No power. No cell reception in there. It's like a bunker.

[00:04:15]So?

[00:04:16]So I can't look things up.

[00:04:18]How is this any different than growing up without a cell phone?

[00:04:21]I don't know. I guess I just normally use stuff to get in the mood.

[00:04:24]Dude, use your imagination.

[00:04:26]That's weird.

[00:04:30]What.. Fine.

[00:04:37]I'll use my imagination.

[00:04:52]Not working.

[00:04:53]Hang on.

[00:04:56]Nadia inhaled sharply as Helena's finger lightly teased her labia.. This isn't working.

[00:05:03]Why not?

[00:05:05]It's just not my type of story.

[00:05:07]It's lesbian erotica.

[00:05:09]What do you need a dude?

[00:05:10]I don't know. Maybe. Look, I'd rather not discuss my porn with my sister.

[00:05:14]You need a dude in it? That's fine.

[00:05:18]You don't have to be quiet, Dave said.

[00:05:21]Stop.

[00:05:22]What? You're not even trying.

[00:05:24]It isn't the easiest thing in the f**king world to get an erection with your sister sitting five feet away from you, okay?

[00:05:29]Oh, come on. You didn't secretly jerk off when Kim Cunningham would sleepover?

[00:05:32]I was 13.

[00:05:34]What dude can't jerk off in a cup?

[00:05:38]Yeah, maybe don't bully the guy who holds the future of your lineage in the palm of his little f**king hands.

[00:05:44]Okay. I see. You don't actually want me to have a kid.

[00:05:49]No, I didn't say that.

[00:05:51]Climate change.

[00:05:53]You're sabotaging me because you want people to recycle.

[00:05:55]No.

[00:05:57]Is this because of Rachel?

[00:05:59]Rachel has nothing to do with this.

[00:06:00]Bull**it.

[00:06:01]Have you seen humanity, huh?

[00:06:02]Don't blow this for me because you f**ked up your chance to be a dad.

[00:06:35]I'm sorry.

[00:06:40]Me too.

[00:06:44]Why didn't you ask me, originally?

[00:06:48]You've seen our genetics.

[00:06:51]Well, I would've done it.

[00:06:54]Well, IVF took all our savings so you win.

[00:06:57]I'm asking you now.

[00:06:59]I'm asking my brother to cum for me.

[00:07:02]Ohhh.

[00:07:05]Cum for me.

[00:07:15]Nope.

[00:07:16]Nope.

[00:07:17]That worked, didn't it?

[00:07:18]No, it didn't work.

[00:07:19]Yeah, it did. Get back in there.

[00:07:20]No, no, this is too weird.

[00:07:23]No, what are you doing?

[00:07:24]Look, Cynthia will be home any minute we can make out.

[00:07:26]I'm not making out with you.

[00:07:27]Not you, Cynthia and me.

[00:07:29]No, I'm not jerking off to my sister.

[00:07:30]You could see Cynthia's boobs.

[00:07:32]Oh.

[00:07:32]I'll put a towel on her head.

[00:07:33]No, stop. You're being crazy.

[00:07:35]I just want your sperm.

[00:07:40]You're acting like mom.

[00:07:41]Don't.

[00:07:42]You are. You're acting like her.

[00:07:44]I'm not schizophrenic.

[00:07:45]But your kid might be. I might f**k up your kid.

[00:07:47]A soft breeze might f**k up my kid.

[00:07:49]Well that's on you. Okay? Anything that happens is on you, not me.

[00:07:51]You're the one who wants to have a kid.

[00:07:53]Okay. Yeah. Whatever happens is on me.

[00:07:56]I still want to be a mom.

[00:08:01]I wanted to be a dad.

[00:08:07]I know.

[00:08:15]Look, I acknowledge the world is f**ked and that our genetics are s**t.

[00:08:26]But it'll be- I'll be okay.

[00:08:36]I'll be okay.

[00:08:37]You'll be okay.

[00:08:37]Yeah, I'll be okay. I'll be okay. Okay? Okay.

[00:08:41]All right.

[00:08:43]You stay right here and then I'll stay right here don't move.

[00:08:45]I'm going to go jerk off for us.

[00:09:14]Cum for me.