Skye Tries To Speak Welsh And It Did Not Go Well | Skye & Callum

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[00:00:00]Shave the body first before you get in there and it's like you're like [ __ ] gliding into the bed. It is mental.

[00:00:06]>> I'm I'm constantly cuz it's my first hate comment in a while.

[00:00:10]>> Oh, who's not a humble king now?

[00:00:13]>> What the [ __ ] is on your head?

[00:00:15]>> You never worn a cap backwards before?

[00:00:17]>> I wear them most weeks. It's like roller versatile.

[00:00:19]>> Yeah, I know.

[00:00:20]>> [laughter] >> Oh god.

[00:00:21]>> Some of the comments in this >> No, no, god.

[00:00:24]>> On the the video posted on socials about the boys chat >> Yeah.

[00:00:28]>> and I got like a red one on backwards.

[00:00:30]>> Yeah.

[00:00:30]>> And some Doris on there was kicking off saying why has he got a [ __ ] red hat on back to front.

[00:00:36]>> Oh my god.

[00:00:36]>> Having a dig.

[00:00:37]>> Back to front cap is like where it's at.

[00:00:39]Backstreet Boys, you know.

[00:00:40]Um >> The whole fit today is [ __ ] fitting, babe. What the [ __ ] Talk us through it.

[00:00:47][laughter] >> Oh, um but well, this was a last-minute outfit.

[00:00:51]>> Yeah, clearly. Looks like you've been dressing in the dark.

[00:00:53]>> I didn't we >> [laughter] >> [ __ ] I didn't realize we were filming two uh three episodes. So, I was like, [ __ ] I didn't bring and I'm like, no, I did bring.

[00:01:02]>> You know what it's giving? It's giving >> [laughter] >> What?

[00:01:06]>> It's giving like you're at the back end of the week and you haven't done your washing. So, you've just got to like [laughter] pick certain things together.

[00:01:14]>> you explain the socks with the heels then? Just came from the gym the gym, bro.

[00:01:18]>> I just thought you might have had a blister from the [ __ ] shoes.

[00:01:21]>> No, my toenails aren't painted at the minute. So >> Wow, fashion [ __ ] icon, that's for sure.

[00:01:26]>> Yeah, we love. Um okay, so I had something to say and then you interrupted me with the pointless story of the comment from the red hat and it's just distracted me.

[00:01:37]>> [laughter] [gasps] >> I'm I'm constantly cuz it's my first hate comment in a while.

[00:01:44]>> Oh, who's not a humble king now?

[00:01:47]>> I just feel like I just it was uncalled for.

[00:01:49]>> Oh my god, I don't get hate anymore.

[00:01:51]What do you mean? [laughter] Like >> Are we going to talk about something productive in this podcast or what?

[00:01:56]>> Okay, we've got some Welsh sayings that we're going to go through. I've got a list here of Welsh sayings.

[00:02:01]>> And we're going to see if I can pronounce them or say them with the Welsh sass.

[00:02:06]>> All right, okay. Listen, if you get it up. This is going to be fun cuz the Welsh language is actually one of the hardest languages. It's really hard.

[00:02:12]>> I don't know if I can even read any of this. Okay, wait. [laughter] >> This is going to be so good.

[00:02:19]>> Oh, no.

[00:02:20]>> All right, okay.

[00:02:21]>> Okay, bore da.

[00:02:22]>> [laughter] >> You always say that, so I knew that.

[00:02:24]>> Bore da, yeah. Bore da.

[00:02:26]>> Bore da, I'm bore da.

[00:02:27]>> [laughter] >> Yeah, okay.

[00:02:28]>> Bore da means like good morning, though.

[00:02:29]>> Oh, does it?

[00:02:30]>> Yeah, you say like bore da.

[00:02:31]>> Bore da.

[00:02:33]>> [laughter] >> You sound like Middle Eastern.

[00:02:36]>> That's giving like, should we have the snails for lunch, bore da? Bore da.

[00:02:41]>> Okay, you nailed that. That's good.

[00:02:42]>> Okay.

[00:02:43]Diolch yn fawr.

[00:02:46]Fawr.

[00:02:48]Diolch diolch >> Okay, maybe for the listeners who's points, maybe I'll say them first and you try to try to repeat it.

[00:02:56]>> it's funny me trying to read it.

[00:02:58]>> [laughter] >> Wait, wait, wait. Well, wait. I don't I can't do the second one. What is it?

[00:03:03]>> Diolch yn fawr.

[00:03:04]>> Diolch >> [laughter] >> Diolch yn fawr.

[00:03:08]>> Diolch yn fawr.

[00:03:09]>> Diolch yn fawr.

[00:03:11]>> Fawr.

[00:03:12]>> Fawr.

[00:03:13]>> Fawr.

[00:03:14]>> Fawr. [laughter] Why are you rolling?

[00:03:17]>> That's thank you very much.

[00:03:19]>> Oh, that's a bit dramatic for thank you.

[00:03:22]God, relax.

[00:03:23]>> Okay, you know this one. Try the next one.

[00:03:26]>> Popty ping.

[00:03:27]>> No, you missed one.

[00:03:28]>> Oh, popty ping.

[00:03:29]>> Yeah, what do you think that is?

[00:03:31]>> Popty ping. What the [ __ ] like What's up, bro?

[00:03:36]>> [laughter] >> It's a microwave.

[00:03:38]>> What?

[00:03:38]>> Cuz it goes popty ping when it's ready.

[00:03:40]That's actually what it's the actual word for it.

[00:03:42]>> No, that's in the dictionary. No, it's not.

[00:03:45]>> It is.

[00:03:46]>> For a microwave.

[00:03:47]>> Popty ping.

[00:03:48]>> [laughter] >> Honey, can you put the At cookie in the popty ping?

[00:03:52]I want to reheat my cookie in the property thing.

[00:03:55]>> [laughter] >> Uh uh Lucky's response would be like, "I'll give you a property thing."

[00:04:01]>> [laughter] >> I'm like running from the other from the other end of the house. Please don't property ping me. [laughter] >> [gasps] >> I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR A property ping.

[00:04:14]>> [laughter] >> Especially I was crying.

[00:04:18]Especially if it's warm or wet. Please.

[00:04:21]>> [laughter] >> Holy [ __ ] >> Oh my god.

[00:04:24]>> What's pilipala?

[00:04:25]>> Pilipala?

[00:04:26]>> Pilipala.

[00:04:27]>> It's a butterfly. You got that one right, too.

[00:04:29]>> Pilipala. Oh, >> It's a butterfly.

[00:04:32]>> Oh, the pretty blue pili pilipala. Why are you doing in the voice?

[00:04:37]>> [laughter] >> It's the voice for me.

[00:04:38]>> Oh, that's the one I was talking about the video where you like you just gave me the friend dick. That was the best video.

[00:04:43]>> Oh, yeah. That was good. Oh, this is going to be the best one yet. This one's going to be the [ __ ] best one yet.

[00:04:47]>> Well, the Aussie the Aussie like the Aussie slang is bad, isn't it? So bogan.

[00:04:52]>> Yeah, the Aussie slang is proper bogan.

[00:04:54]And you realize the difference in different cities, too.

[00:04:57]>> Yeah, what?

[00:04:57]>> Like when you go up far North Queensland, like people speak differently.

[00:05:00]>> What?

[00:05:01]>> Like proper like outbackers.

[00:05:03]>> Like see you next Tuesday. See you next Tuesday.

[00:05:06]>> Yeah.

[00:05:07]>> That'd be bad A on the see you next Tuesday.

[00:05:09]>> the A's and [ __ ] >> A Yeah, A. Oh, dead set.

[00:05:13]>> this last one. This is the longest name in Europe and it's actually a it's actually a village in North Wales and it's that bottom one. It starts with Llan.

[00:05:23]>> That looks like an the alphabet jumbled up. That looks like Bear trying to write out the alphabet. No, he would be better than that. That's a lot.

[00:05:31]>> Go on, then.

[00:05:31]>> Llanfair pwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

[00:05:40]>> [laughter] >> What do you mean? That's a bunch of letters, bro.

[00:05:47]No.

[00:05:49]>> [laughter] >> What? You telling me you can read that?

[00:05:53]>> [laughter] >> No way.

[00:05:55]No.

[00:05:56]>> Do you know what it sounds like when you do that? It sounds like we've had a couple of drinks and like you're drunk and you're trying to string a sentence together.

[00:06:04]>> Say it. Say it.

[00:06:05]>> Okay.

[00:06:06]>> For one, why the hell is there a word that long?

[00:06:08]>> it's crazy. It's called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

[00:06:14]>> Oh.

[00:06:15]That's unnecessary, if you ask me.

[00:06:18]>> It is, isn't it?

[00:06:19]>> That's so unnecessary. Let me talk to this guy.

[00:06:22]>> But, in saying that, there's some places in Australia that sound equally as [ __ ] >> Then name one.

[00:06:28]>> I don't know off the top of my head, but some places are like like Aboriginal names. Like a suburb a suburb I used to live in or nearby in Canberra was called like Ngunnawal or something.

[00:06:39]>> That's short and sweet, Ngunnawal.

[00:06:42]But, that's not short and sweet. But, if you put that on TikTok, everyone would lose attention and [laughter] be like, "See you." By the third or fourth letter, they'd be like, "Bye." Scroll on, [laughter] cuz that's ridiculous.

[00:06:54]>> Do you know what's good? Do you know what's good?

[00:06:57]>> [laughter] >> What?

[00:06:58]>> Look at this.

[00:07:01]>> I'm dead.

[00:07:02]>> Look at this. You have to see this before we continue.

[00:07:04]So [ __ ] >> What? [snorts] I can't believe you can speak that language.

[00:07:09]That's cool. You should use that as like a pick up. Like talk to a girl in Welsh.

[00:07:15]>> Oh, that's going to go down well, isn't it? They have no idea what I'm saying, babe.

[00:07:18]>> Yeah, but then it's funny.

[00:07:19]>> Look, this is this is this is the news reporter.

[00:07:22]>> [laughter] >> No. Is it dead set serious?

[00:07:24]>> Yeah, it's it's just legit.

[00:07:26]>> Oh.

[00:07:26]>> Contrast in temperature across the UK, just 12° over coastal parts of Eastern England with cloudy skies, but in the sunshine in Northwest Wales at RAF Mona, just up the road from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

[00:07:40]>> Stop. This is not real life. No, this is prank. This is giving prank.

[00:07:46]You guys are [ __ ] with me.

[00:07:48]>> No, I'm not.

[00:07:49]Do you know what the best part is? Like when you drive when you drive there like >> [laughter] >> do you know when you have those green green signs in Australia like where you're coming into like like Wollongong or wherever you're from?

[00:08:02]There's like a sign that says Wollongong. The same for this.

[00:08:06]>> Oh my god, is it just skinny and long too?

[00:08:08]>> Yes, it's bigger than Wollongong.

[00:08:11]>> Wait, or do they have to do the little dash to the next line and dash next line dash next line? Oh my god.

[00:08:18]>> Oh.

[00:08:18]>> ridiculous. No, that that would have been someone on the cheap champers being like what the [ __ ] do we call this place bro? You know? And then just like laughing like this and being like >> Yeah, it is mad to think where it comes from in it. Like who comes up with that?

[00:08:36]>> It's just like so long and like imagine trying to teach my children that. They would be out the door not.

[00:08:43]>> Do you know what's even worse? Imagine like being from like a different area and like you're sat navving your way there and you got to put the right dot into the sat nav.

[00:08:50]>> Oh my god.

[00:08:51]>> It's half a map. You'd be there all day.

[00:08:53]>> I guarantee they'll change that. Someone will change that.

[00:08:56]>> Yeah, but I don't think it's going to be changed. It would have been changed by now.

[00:08:59]>> It's going to be changed. The next generation will be getting the absolute [ __ ] Think about the attention span of the next generation. [laughter] >> TikTok forced the country to change the name of a village.

[00:09:10]>> Literally, that'll be headline. I guarantee. I'll put money on it.

[00:09:13]>> Go on then, put money on [laughter] it.

[00:09:15]>> No, no, no, I don't cuz I don't even know if they'll know how to go about changing it. It would be that hard. It's like you know.

[00:09:22]>> Too much logistics.

[00:09:23]>> Yeah, too many things to do.

[00:09:24]>> Like I'm glad we did that. That was so funny. That was actually so funny. I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time. Like my abs are hurting.

[00:09:30]>> Do your parents speak in Welsh?

[00:09:32]>> Yeah, my mother can speak in Welsh, yeah.

[00:09:34]>> But does she you it with you?

[00:09:35]>> Oh, not anymore. Not like since coming to Australia because when you're not around all your family that speaks it, like you you don't use it as much.

[00:09:42]>> Yes, it would be hard to learn.

[00:09:43]>> Yeah, you forget. You forget a lot of it, but it's like you can go back to the UK and pick it up again like in a matter of like days. You know what I mean? Or I could hear somebody speaking in Welsh and I would know exactly what they're saying 100% but for me to speak it and converse properly, like I wouldn't be that good.

[00:09:58]>> Do you think that it takes a lot more like energy to to speak Welsh than Australian?

[00:10:04]For you now?

[00:10:04]>> Yeah, no. No, I would say it's the same now. Yeah, it's the same. It would be the same. It would be hard for me to speak Welsh again now for sure.

[00:10:11]>> I just don't think I could learn another language.

[00:10:14]>> That's why I get confused. Like when people say say I'm stupid when I can't spell things. Like I was watching some TV clips that like just gone viral and it's like me trying to spell like certain words and I'm like really slow at it.

[00:10:24]>> But do people know this is where you come from and that's the name of the country?

[00:10:27]>> Not really. Not many people even know that Wales is a country though.

[00:10:29]>> Cuz I wouldn't be calling someone stupid who can say that word.

[00:10:34]That is ridiculous.

[00:10:35]>> And all the letters in the UK in the Welsh alphabet are different. So like when somebody asks me like how to spell caterpillar, I've got to like I think my brain will automatically think of the letter C and I'll be like okay, that's that's a cut first. I'll say cut, then I translate it to C and then I pronounce C.

[00:10:50]>> Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but it's like that in English language too, right?

[00:10:53]Like some some words are spelt and mean the same thing but they're you pronounce them differently.

[00:11:01]>> Yeah, like your, you are, you're a.

[00:11:04]>> Or like lose, lose, lose and lose are spelt the same.

[00:11:09]>> No, they're not.

[00:11:10]>> No, they're not.

[00:11:11]No, they're [laughter] not.

[00:11:13]Sorry.

[00:11:14]>> [snorts] >> No, but like they, they're, they are [clears throat] a.

[00:11:18]>> Yeah, with the apostrophe and r e.

[00:11:20]>> Like all that is just [ __ ] confusing.

[00:11:22]>> but this is confusing too. But they say English language is one of the hardest languages to to learn and I don't know.

[00:11:28]>> No, I don't think it is. Surely not. Cuz Chinese Chinese I'm pretty sure you write on the on the >> This is left.

[00:11:39]>> On the right.

[00:11:40]This is left. I'm on your left.

[00:11:42]>> Yeah.

[00:11:42]>> Yeah, so you speak you write on the right side of the paper but you write to the left.

[00:11:47]>> Oh.

[00:11:48]>> Yeah, imagine that. So you start on this side of the paper and you write that way.

[00:11:52]>> No.

[00:11:52]>> I'm pretty sure. Could be wrong. Might need a fact check on that.

[00:11:55]>> That's crazy. Could you imagine >> There are other languages that write right left.

[00:12:00]>> There's languages that write write write left. Oh, that's a [ __ ] tongue twister, isn't it? There are languages that write right to left.

[00:12:07]>> This is making me sad because like this reiterates to me how slow my brain is.

[00:12:14]>> [laughter] >> And it's not even funny. Like I actually would love to be smart. I would love to be intelligent.

[00:12:20]>> are smart.

[00:12:21]>> Yeah, but no, like that type >> You wouldn't be like academically smart.

[00:12:25]>> No, I my attention span I just like I just get so bored of writing like sometimes my manager will send me stuff and I will just read the first sentence and just be like yep, done. She's like did you even read that? I'm like no, I'm not going to read that.

[00:12:40]>> Do you know what I do? If it's like a big email about work or something like that, I screenshot it, put it in chat GPT and say chat, can you like summarize this [ __ ] And then it just summarizes it for you in tons.

[00:12:49]>> yeah, I will skim through it and then I'll write out my own reply and then maybe sometimes put it through chat GPT and be like can you polish this cuz sometimes I have better words to use that makes you sound more professional and I actually think it's a big thing for brands. Like I've just been so lazy with my emails in the past and be like hey, would love to collab X. And like sometimes even [ __ ] my X up where it's like X and Z and I'm like that [laughter] looks so bad.

[00:13:14]>> When you do a double X like a double kiss and it's just like >> Yeah, X >> Yeah, happens all the time.

[00:13:19]>> such a rush and I'm like oh, that doesn't look good.

[00:13:21]>> So you do [clears throat] reach out to brands to collab, yeah?

[00:13:24]>> Yeah, I do.

[00:13:25]>> Do you?

[00:13:25]>> Yeah.

[00:13:26]>> Does it work?

[00:13:27]>> Yeah, I recently just reached out to a sheets company cuz I'm like I'm [ __ ] spending money on these bed sheets and they don't even feel that great. I'm like >> [cough] >> That [clears throat] was in there for a while.

[00:13:42]Yeah, I'm like I would rather save my money on it and they're luxury sheets and they're going to send me sheets.

[00:13:46]>> Are they Egyptian cotton?

[00:13:48]>> Bamboo.

[00:13:48]>> Bamboo. Bamboo's better than I think it's Egyptian cotton and it's bamboo.

[00:13:52]That silk [ __ ] is mental.

[00:13:54]>> Yeah, I'm so excited. I've never had bamboo sheets.

[00:13:57]>> Oh, bamboo sheets are the best. And then once you have a shave as well, shave the body first before you get in there and it's like you're like [ __ ] gliding into the bed. It is mental.

[00:14:06]>> I bought my own wax roll on thing so I do all my own waxing now. How fun.

[00:14:11]Oh, good is >> I never tried that.

[00:14:12]>> So off topic.

[00:14:13]>> I've I Talking about that though, like I've got like obviously a lot of patches on me at the moment cuz I tried >> There's no hair doll.

[00:14:19]>> Yeah, look.

[00:14:22]>> It must be blonde. Mine's blonde, too.

[00:14:24]>> Anyway, I I tried this hair removal cream. First time ever.

[00:14:28]Never used it. [ __ ] it stinks, doesn't it?

[00:14:30]>> Yeah, it stinks. It's rank.

[00:14:32]>> It does smell really bad.

[00:14:33]>> literally had a panic attack because apparently you're supposed to put it on.

[00:14:38]Yeah, and I had a sunbed beforehand so I was already sizzling. Anyway, my skin was burning and it was stinking. I was like this is [ __ ] I went in the shower and then I I usually got to like rub rub it to get the hairs off. So I was rubbing it like that and then the next morning this morning the rag was there sitting in the shower and I was like I might I was like puffy eyed so I was like I'm going to have like a red rag with with cold water and put on my face.

[00:14:59]>> god.

[00:15:00]>> And I I just put the rag in there and I just grabbed my face.

[00:15:02]>> Be careful on the face.

[00:15:04]>> No, it wasn't for my pubes. I didn't use it for my pubes. Just my arms and stuff.

[00:15:06]But anyway, I was more concerned about the fact that I forgot that was the rag and it had still hair removal cream on there. I could have come into work with no eyebrows.

[00:15:14]>> Oh, no eyebrows.

[00:15:14]>> Imagine that.

[00:15:15]>> Oh, [ __ ] >> Okay, so we have some Reddit dating stories like am I the [ __ ] type [ __ ] >> Am I the [ __ ] is the heading of what people are writing into?

[00:15:26]>> Yeah. [clears throat] >> I'll tell you, but also no judgement.

[00:15:29]>> Yeah, that's true. And then also on a side note, I read this other comment on our socials the other day and I was absolutely pissing and I can't believe Rechelle, our producer, didn't bring it up to us.

[00:15:40]>> What? Oh no, wait.

[00:15:40]>> How [ __ ] stupid we were. We Do you know when you like we used have >> I can't.

[00:15:46]>> Do you know when you used have the names? Like oh, Charlotte said this and then we did it out.

[00:15:50]>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:15:51]>> There was a few that were called Aon.

[00:15:52]I'm like who names their person Aon? And there was a few of them. There was so many comments there that were saying Aon is for anonymous, you [ __ ] >> Oh my god.

[00:16:00]>> We were the whole time we were thinking it.

[00:16:03]>> What?

[00:16:04]>> [laughter] >> W T A F.

[00:16:06]W T A F.

[00:16:08]>> like why is there so many Aons?

[00:16:10]>> Aon.

[00:16:12]>> [laughter] >> I remember you saying Aon too and I was like what the [ __ ] was thought a name was A? It's not a name, babe. It's abbreviation.

[00:16:22]>> I was dying cuz I was like that no one picked up [laughter] on it.

[00:16:25]>> Sorry, but like where's the announcement for all these [ __ ] um abbreviations?

[00:16:29]>> keep up with it.

[00:16:30]>> There's just new ones coming out all the time.

[00:16:32]>> time.

[00:16:33]>> It's crazy.

[00:16:34]>> All right, okay. Do you want to read it cuz your reading's way better than mine.

[00:16:36]>> Okay, sure.

[00:16:37]>> We'll be all day otherwise.

[00:16:38]>> Um yep, yep, yep, yep. Anonymous. Okay, my Aon [clears throat] from Aon. All right guys, we've got Aon writing in today. My partner still has her ex-girlfriend on Snapchat. Oh. Oh no.

[00:16:50]No, no, no, no. He also refuses to delete his ex. Okay, bye [ __ ] Show him the door. Sorry, I need to get through this. Um he he also refuses to delete his ex on Snapchat because sometimes they share snaps of their child with each other.

[00:17:05]Oh, okay. They have a child.

[00:17:06]>> Yeah, but they could send that on iMessage.

[00:17:09]>> Yeah, they've got each other's numbers.

[00:17:11]You can share photos there and talk about your kid there. Your kid, the child. It. [laughter] It. He's also still in her family's group chats. They've been separated for years, but they don't want to leave because he's worried about what her family will think. Am I overthinking this, or should he just delete her and have his number for kids stuff only? I don't feel they need each other on every social media, especially Snap.

[00:17:36]>> Yeah, I agree with all of this.

[00:17:38]>> Look, look, it's become very toxic in the dating world because of all of this [ __ ] Snapchat, Instagram, >> Mhm. all that [ __ ] Like it makes it so easy for someone to be sneaky, but in reality, if you were, and I don't know what this feels like, so no judgment, if you were in a super healthy relationship, and you trusted your partner wholeheartedly, maybe there's a world where that wouldn't be a problem.

[00:18:01]>> Mhm.

[00:18:01]>> But everything's so toxic now.

[00:18:03]>> That's so true, you know, that's so true. But like, I don't know, for me, like I'm putting myself in like her shoes, and like I wouldn't want my girlfriend still Snapchating her ex-boyfriend and being in the family group chat. Like what's the what's the need in that?

[00:18:16]>> But also is Snapchat like cuz you can put disappearing messages and [ __ ] on Instagram now, too. And same with messages, you can >> You can, yeah.

[00:18:25]>> Or there's there's you can delete them, and they go on to show recently deleted and stuff, but it would be quicker and easier on Snapchat.

[00:18:32]>> I I would be asking to check his phone, to be honest. Like like what? Let me see the conversation. Why does it need to be on Snapchat? You're right, it does not need to be.

[00:18:42]>> Yeah, I would bring it up, like let me see what the conversation is. Then, if you've got nothing to hide, and then if he's being shady and hiding it, then you know something's up.

[00:18:49]>> I >> Cuz there could be nudes getting about there, too.

[00:18:51]>> Yeah, I'm already feeling in my bones that something weird going on there.

[00:18:54]>> That's female intuition.

[00:18:56]>> Yeah, 100%. And like the the Snap the clapback of that was like, oh, we want to share me and the kids like on Okay, well, you can see your child on your week when you've got your child. Like yeah, we want the updates, but why [clears throat] would Should sending pics of you Like why would your ex be sending pics of her and the child?

[00:19:15]>> Mhm.

[00:19:15]>> But you don't need to see the ex. You know, like leave it in the past.

[00:19:19]>> Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like there's probably an element there of like they just can't like fully let go and like fully like separate.

[00:19:25]>> 100% but that's so unfair for the girlfriend.

[00:19:27]>> For sure, yeah. I'd be doing a [ __ ] runner for sure.

[00:19:30]>> I definitely don't think you're overthinking Anon.

[00:19:33]>> Oh my god, we got another Anon. What's the chances?

[00:19:36]>> Oh my god, this is Anon.

[00:19:38]>> Jesus.

[00:19:39]>> Starting to become suspicious you ask me.

[00:19:41]>> [laughter] >> What? Why is Anon only got the He's He's always writing in. Okay, let's go. Go go You read the next one, yeah.

[00:19:49]>> It was my 25th birthday and my boyfriend of 2 years got me a real horse hair toothbrush.

[00:19:55]>> Toothbrush.

[00:19:57]>> Are you taking the piss? [laughter] And a second-hand G-Shock watch off Marketplace which was analog.

[00:20:04]>> The specifics.

[00:20:05]>> hands on it. I don't know I'm [ __ ] confused with this but I'll keep going.

[00:20:09]I don't know I don't even know how to read an analog watch and I have never even wanted a watch. I'm feeling really shitty about it and if I don't laugh I'll cry. Should I tell him I hate this gift or just leave it alone? Please tell me your [ __ ] gift stories to make me feel better.

[00:20:26]>> Bro.

[00:20:27]>> That is so much.

[00:20:28]>> [laughter] >> gave me a real horse hair toothbrush, I would straight up have to say what I like I hope there's cameras set up cuz you're taking the piss.

[00:20:38]>> But what is a real hair horse toothbrush?

[00:20:40]>> know but why does anyone need that? And like this is a weird This is weird. It's giving like psychological um >> Yeah, it's giving like It's giving like horror movie vibes.

[00:20:49]>> Yeah, it's giving >> It's giving horror movie. He's up to something. He's suspicious.

[00:20:53]>> [laughter] >> I Or or I I don't want to be too judgemental. I feel like he could He might not be suspicious. He might have got that from like a second-hand shop which the I hear off Marketplace. Maybe the seller would just throw in the hair toothbrush for the good gesture.

[00:21:07]And he's just like [ __ ] that's perfect.

[00:21:08]Two for the price of one.

[00:21:09]>> I feel so bad right now, but like um I shouldn't be laughing at this boy cuz it like every gift counts and like it's the idea, right? But it's just so random to look past it. Like a G-Shock watch.

[00:21:22]>> He doesn't even want a watch. He doesn't wear a watch.

[00:21:25]>> Wait, I need to Google G-Shock watch.

[00:21:27]>> I know what they are. They're the big clumpy ones. Like the big ones.

[00:21:30]>> Like the olden days.

[00:21:31]>> It's like a bit rubber Is it got to be rubber on them?

[00:21:34]>> [snorts] >> Like heavy duty [ __ ] they are.

[00:21:36]>> No, you know what's happened is he's bought something that he wants for himself.

[00:21:40]>> [laughter] >> And it's too small for him. So he's like, I'll just save that for her birthday.

[00:21:44]>> [gasps] >> Oh my god. Oh, these are 240 bucks.

[00:21:48]>> For that? You'd have to pay me 240 bucks to put that on.

[00:21:53]Let me see.

[00:21:53]>> I would wear it with this fit, for sure.

[00:21:56]>> Well, you don't really have a theme going on there, so it probably would work, yeah.

[00:21:58]>> No, no, no. Actually, I want one for photo shoots. It's kind of sick.

[00:22:03]>> [laughter] >> No, girl, this is what's happened. Your boyfriend is being a little bit selfish and he's bought gifts that he wants in hopes that you say, "I don't want this and I'll never use it." So it's for him.

[00:22:15]>> There's so many possibilities in there.

[00:22:16]There's so many Or she's just like another Sky Weekly and she's always [ __ ] late, so he's like, [ __ ] it, I'm going to buy her a watch. She's no excuse.

[00:22:23]>> do you explain the the horse the horse horse brush toothbrush?

[00:22:27]>> Maybe it's just a special toothbrush.

[00:22:29]Maybe she's got dog breath.

[00:22:31]>> Well, he >> Maybe he's over kissing her dog breath.

[00:22:33]>> [laughter] >> Oh, these are 27 dollars from Amazon.

[00:22:38]Oh, no. That would grow mold.

[00:22:40]>> What the [ __ ] That looks like we're in the jungle.

[00:22:43]>> Yeah, it would grow mold on it. I just don't think they should make them anymore.

[00:22:47]>> Wooden spoon uh wooden toothbrushes.

[00:22:48]>> Hang on, are they meant to be better for Are they disposable? Biodegradable?

[00:22:54]They're biodegradable. Maybe that's why people buy them, but that's a random ass gift. And girl, you should tell him, instead of that, give me some money, please. Cuz $200 will go a long way at Mecca.

[00:23:06]>> Yeah, but then there's no thought process behind it.

[00:23:09]>> But that it seems like he's just thinking of himself.

[00:23:12]So [laughter] >> Let's just get on the buzz that's at A and on and just find out where his head's at because he's puzzled. He doesn't know if he's Arthur or Martha.

[00:23:19]>> call I would love to call >> I'd buzz him out. Yeah.

[00:23:22]>> call him and be like >> What's the goal?

[00:23:24]>> No No, because imagine if he was like a really like soft innocent boy who was actually genuinely really thinking so hard about his girlfriend's gift to him or taking the piss that could be like bullying.

[00:23:35]>> That's true.

[00:23:36]>> You know?

[00:23:36]>> That is true. You got to see from that perspective.

[00:23:38]>> hard.

[00:23:39]>> But it is very strange to say [laughter] the least in a polite respectful way.

[00:23:42]>> Okay, next.

[00:23:43]>> If my missus bought me those gifts >> [laughter] [gasps] >> I wouldn't know what to [ __ ] say.

[00:23:49]>> Oi, I This is going to sound so bad and make me sound like a spoiled brat, but like if I don't like a gift, I straight up say I'm not I'm confused or like I don't I'm really I'm I just say exactly what comes to my head straight away. Like I've gotten better at it now, but when I was a little kid, I would always be like I don't like this. LIKE JUST I KNOW. I WOULD just be like aw.

[00:24:13]>> And like thank like thank you, but like why?

[00:24:16]>> [laughter] >> Like that's probably the politest way to go about it. It is thank you, but why?

[00:24:19]>> I like that watch.

[00:24:21]>> And this podcast is sponsored by G-Shock.

[00:24:23]>> [laughter] >> And if you need a real horsehair toothbrush, here's the link.

[00:24:28]>> Toothbrush? What's a toothbrush?

[00:24:30]>> A toothbrush, which is what you call it.

[00:24:32]>> [ __ ] hell.

[00:24:33]>> [ __ ] we didn't need We didn't get to our last words. That's all right. We'll save them. They're always good when we're talking smack. Okay. Goodbye.

[00:24:41]>> Goodbye.

[00:24:42]>> [laughter] >> Peace out, homies. I'm going to get a new hat on.

[00:24:48]>> In a bit.

[00:24:50]>> [music] [music] >> Ah!