The SAVAGE Trial Of Afro Samurai

[00:00:00]Afro, the coldest samurai. Video by CJ the Champ.

[00:00:06]>> Perfect.

[00:00:11]>> All righty, ladies and gentlemen, it is time to return once again to the round table of Black Air Force activity. A series that we observe and analyze 2D going to beat the [ __ ] out of other tuttias for our joy and entertainment.

[00:00:24]All rise now. Please sit down. Your honor, you may proceed.

[00:00:31]>> Ladies and gentlemen, without wasting time, I'm going just go ahead and tell you. Today, we is going over one of the coldest [ __ ] to ever grace a manga panel in animation itself. And not to mention the nigga's re is unspoken.

[00:00:42]But ladies and gentlemen, the coldest samurai to ever do it. This [ __ ] Afro.

[00:00:47]YEAH, Afro Samurai. Bro, that brings back memories. I first watched Afro Samurai when it first dropped a long time ago with my brother. Every couple years that whole sound of Afro plays in my head just randomly. Afro Samurai was cold. To this day, I wanted Afro Samurai and adult Huey Freeman to go at it. WHO ELSE WANT TO SEE IT? I KNOW I DO. I MEAN, come on, y'all. This man was so cold they had to get Samuel L. Jackson to voice this. I mean, what more evidence do you need? I mean, I'm still going to do the trial and [ __ ] but uh y'all already know we got the evidence on deck. So, uh, strap in, get some popcorn, and, uh, without further ado, exhibit A.

[00:01:27]>> Yes, sir.

[00:01:28]>> Yeah. All righty, ladies and gentlemen.

[00:01:29]Now, to understand how this man became the coldest [ __ ] to ever walked the earth, we got to go back to the past.

[00:01:35]Now, as we can see, Afro is a they copyrighted. Ah, well, that sucks.

[00:01:45]>> Go ahead. This [ __ ] is a Funko Pop. And then look at this man, Dad. This man looking cold as a mug. So Afro's dad has the number one headband. And you see the number one headband in this world basically means you is the coldest man to walk the earth. You is him. But there comes some baggage with it because everybody's your op. Everybody wants the goddamn headband.

[00:02:05]>> I think that in anything in life, if you're at the top, you going to have people coming for your head because there's people below you that envy you and are jealous and they want what you have. But in order for them to take it, they got to pry it from your cold dead body. You're in the number one spot for a reason.

[00:02:21]>> Everybody's your op. Everybody wants the goddamn headband. But you have to have the number two headband to challenge the number one. So Afro's dad is about to face off against the number two headband. Now you see the holder of the number two headband is this man named Justice. But to be honest with ourselves, this is literally Freddy Krueger.

[00:02:42]Bro decided to make a guest appearance.

[00:02:44]So this man Freddy wasted no time. Ro pulled out the dual revolvers and started blasting. But that man Afro's dad was the coldest man on the earth for a reason. He started blitzing, bro. Had this man on his heels tiptoeing back to Elm Street. So as he has bro right where [music] he wants him, he goes in for the kill shot. But unfortunately Freddy had tricks up his sleeves. He decapitates this [ __ ] right IN FRONT OF HIS SON.

[00:03:10]The same thing happened to Bush Brown from the Boondocks. Ah, the first time I watched this growing up, I really expected more from his dad, but you know, sometimes people get the one up >> fatality.

[00:03:26]>> And then this man picks up his head, takes off the number one headband, and throws it at this little [ __ ] He said, "HERE'S YOUR NAPPYHEADED ASS DADDY head boy." So then he walks up to Afro, this traumatized kid that just saw his dad's head get cut off and he says, "Ooh, it's unfortunate you had to see that little nigga." Ah, but it's all good though, cuz guess what?

[00:03:48]>> You fed or what? Pack in the air. This gas [music] still be right now, you [ __ ] [laughter] WATCH ON ELM STREET, [ __ ] >> A pack watch on Elm Street is crazy.

[00:04:02][laughter] >> [laughter] >> So, after Afro just witnessed Freddy Krueger put his dad in a pack and smoke it right in front of his face, his quest for revenge began. Now, I ain't going to lie, the man went through some tough times, bro. Got jumped by some bandits while they was playing with his dad's cold. Bro said, "Fetch, little nigga."

[00:04:24]And sends him flying.

[00:04:26]>> It's been a minute since I've seen this anime, so my reaction is probably going to be like cuz it's bringing back those memories like like a lot of these scenes I forgot. I watched Afro Samurai one time and that was it. So, a lot of these scenes I completely forgot even existed.

[00:04:40]Leaves him for dead. But he ends up getting found by Gino in Osudu and he ends up getting raised in a sword fighting orphanage and trained in sword fighting under his master who is going to be very important later on. So, one day Afro's out with Gino when Sudu selling some fruit and he ends up overhearing these dudes talking about, "Hey, so is number two really back in town?" Yeah, man. Apparently, he's back from smoking all the hops. So, this man Afro overheard this and he decided, hm, I'mma go jump this [ __ ] So, later on, he runs up on bro beating some cheeks in the room.

[00:05:13]>> Hey yo, WHAT THE [ __ ] >> AND RUNS up on him like, "Where number two, nigga?" And bro's like, "Hey, bro, chill. You see me busy up in here, don't you?" "Yeah, yeah, [ __ ] all that. Her booty stank anyways. Where's the number two nigga?" So, bro tried to pull out the strap, but Afro slips his throat, makes his shorty PASS OUT, AND JUST STRAIGHT UP MURDERS. BRO, bro [ __ ] blocked the dude and killed him. But the dude wasn't dead yet and basically gave him the Thanos speech. You should have gone for the head and merks himself. So, later on, bro's crew ends up pulling up on Afro and all the kids cuz they trying to slide back for that [ __ ] So, they pull up on Afro and straight up surround him. They are really about to jump a little kid. They said we sliding for background character 384. So Afro said all right then bet. So he started drinking his lemonade. Who the lemonade at, bro? And used it as a distraction to take his sword and decapitate, bro. SP his hot ass breath in this dude's eyes, cut off dude's arm, makes this guy KILL HIS OWN TEAMMATE, SLICES HIS GROWN ass man in half, but then Gollum comes behind him and grabs him and starts saying, "My precious." [laughter] Afro headbutts him. Bro misfires and gets a betrayal. But then this ugly bum right here ends up whacking [music] them. This Pirates of the Caribbean reject looking [ __ ] Them bro start stepping on him and saying, "Yeah, we sliding for our [ __ ] Rea." They be taking too long to just finish THE JOB. IF I WAS AN OPPONENT, I'M FINISHING THE JOB. I AIN'T going to be like, "Any last words?" No, no, no, no. My last word will be damn. And the fact that these idiots are getting done in by a I forgot what age he was in this scene. They don't tell us the exact age he was, but he looks around like 6 years old. So, I'm just going to say six. The fact that these grown ass men are getting done in by a six-year-old is insane to me. They need to pick another profession cuz this clearly ain't it. Now, granted, right, in the boondocks, people was getting done in by Hueie and Huey like 10 years old. In this scene, Afro was moving like a grown ass man.

[00:07:13]>> [laughter] >> Then bro starts stepping on him and saying, "Yeah, we sliding for our [ __ ] Reka." But one of the kids ends up throwing a spear at him and cutting off his ear. This nigga's Mike Tyson. Then Afro jumps up and shoves this blade in Bro's neck. But then Afro started saying, "Where's number two? I'mma kill that nigga." But then Bro told him the number two is dead. And somebody didn't already killed him. So this is where we're going to end our first flashback sequence. See, when you have trauma like that happen at that young age, kids tend to grow up really fast and they start moving more like an adult at an early age. This flashback sequence cuz this is just the first one. Everything will make sense later. So, now we go to the present. Now, as we can see, Afro is the holder of the number two headband and he is about to get jumped. So, this bandit walk up and he like, "Well, well, well, looks like this is the end of the road for you, AFRO SAMURAI.

[00:08:09]NOW me and my boy is about to yank that headband over that nappy ass head of yours. You nappyheaded [ __ ] But this man Afro was not phased. Bro spat out the zaza hit that pose. So they all start running at this man like some hungry ass hyenas. So bro shoots this musket, but Afro cuts the bullet in half and it ends up spreading and killing everybody behind them. And look at all these ugly bastards just running to their death. This was a damn massacre.

[00:08:39]Not even a fight. I don't even think broke a sweat. Look at his dodge. It went through the nigga's hair. And this was just disgusting. An absolute bloodbath roasting all these NPCs back to the file logs. So then after it's all over, the lead band IS LIKE, "WOW, WHY you had TO DO THIS TO US, [ __ ] [screaming] The [ __ ] we do to deserve this?" And you want to know what Afro's response was?

[00:09:01]Bro just casually smoked their back.

[00:09:05][laughter] Bro said, "Rip, bum ass, nigga." Then after that, he went to his imaginary friend, Ninja, and bro said, "Hey, pass that [ __ ] nigga." And look at his monstrous inhale. Bro said, "God damn." So after that massacre, word starts spreading out that Afro's back in town.

[00:09:26]>> Y'all want to talk about orura farming?

[00:09:28]If he doesn't get added to the oral farming list, we might just have to ride at dawn because this man Afro orura farms 24/7. Everybody in this bar is shook. They like, "Boy, ain't no way in hell that [ __ ] real." And I know everybody in this bar got to be high as [ __ ] It is smoky as [ __ ] Probably smells like straight black and Miles gas in a two pack of ass. So this man Afro walk in here and all these sketchy ass [ __ ] are shook. So he walk up to the fine ass bartender. I ain't going to lie. So she like, "Hey, how you doing, baby? What you feeling today? He patrol crown bikardi. I could make a mean ass mo mjito [ __ ] So you think Afro would get a mean ass drink like just straight Hennessy straight out the bottle. You know what bro said? Lemonade ice cold.

[00:10:13][laughter] >> What? Embarrassing.

[00:10:17]>> So everybody like, "Hey, WHAT THE [ __ ] OLD SOFT ASS [ __ ] LOOK AT THIS BIG black [ __ ] looking like ball rock." I really hate the stigma of like what you drink makes you who you are. Like bro, one time I was on a boat and I got a daquiri. And this big Jamaican [ __ ] says, "Huh, that's a FEMALE DRINK. SO WHAT, [ __ ] And it tastes good. So what?" And he made it with such disdain and disgust while looking at me. [laughter] And when I walked away, [ __ ] was laughing. It's as if bro wanted me to throw a whole bottle of gin to the face for me to be considered a man. Shut your ass up, bro. Drink what you want to drink, bro. Don't let these bot-med fools cramp your style when it comes to what you like drinking. And also, if you don't get a lot of alcohol in a drink like that, they're like, "Oh, so you want juice, >> bro? Why are you on my dick about what I'M DRINKING? WHY WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT WHAT GOES DOWN MY THROAT?

[00:11:11]>> That was real gay, my [ __ ] Cut that out."

[00:11:14]>> Oh, soft ass [ __ ] Look at this big black [ __ ] looking like ball rock slamsy glass of lemonade and he's like yo [ __ ] you best drink a man's drink cuz Afro lifted up his >> See what I'm saying? A man's drink. How about you drink these nuts?

[00:11:29]>> Yeah. OH, [ __ ] YOU GAY. [laughter] SEE, THIS WHY I DON'T care about opinions when it pertains to stuff like that. Like little stupid small stuff like that that makes people try to define your character. Like if you're in a club and you're drinking water, all of a SUDDEN YOU'RE BORING. WHAT? DRINK A MAN'S DRINK, HUH? But Afro lifted up his hand and Shotty was like, "Another one on his tab." So then big boy tried to swing at him, but Afro backhands, BRO, AND SENDS [laughter] HIM IN THE SPIN CYCLE. And look at this unspoken riz.

[00:11:59]She was like, "God damn." So Afro pulls out this crazy ass looking straw and she's like, "Damn, you cold as hell."

[00:12:07]And bro took a mean ass sip and said, "Godamn." After that, it was wrapped.

[00:12:12]The bartender was ready to give up the poom pom. So after Afro left the bar, some dude from the bar followed him and he ends up pulling out this big ass crossbow and just started shooting.

[00:12:24]Broke came ready to hit a lick. So while Afro was blocking all the arrows, broke got desperate, so he pulled out the noob tube. Bro said, "I'm getting that headband at any means cost, but Afro came down and just made life work of him." Bro stabbed him in the head. Bro said, "Knight night, motherfucker." But after he watched this idiot is where stuff got crazy. This some big ASS [ __ ] COMES FROM THE TOP OF THE CLIFF. Who's out? Aing RPG. And Ro shot that thing.

[00:12:51]And Afro got blown off a cliff. That brother is slumped. So after Afro gets blown off a cliff. He ends up getting found and taken care of by this Oh my god. a gat of a I guess when you just the number two coldest [ __ ] in the world, you should get all the bad [ __ ] don't you?

[00:13:12]>> Bro said got and she ain't even got no ass. [laughter] I saw one frame and I was like, she flat as a pancake, but that don't mean that she ain't hot and ready like Lil Caesar's pizza down there. It might be the best tasting pizza you will ever tasted in your life. Have you in the bed thinking, "Damn, maybe pancakes aren't SO BAD. [laughter] BUT SHOTTY was so bad she even had this man afro mesmerized. He ended up seeing her butt booty naked. She looked at him like, "Hey." And bro just looked at her and said, "Y but little did Afro know Shotty was two timeing him the whole time. She was working with the goddamn Peanut Head Collective, the ones that shot Afro off the cliff." So she asked him to stay.

[00:13:58]She like, "Hey, um, so can you, uh, watch these fireworks with me?" So they went outside, started watching these fireworks, and she just got freaky as [ __ ] She started rubbing up on this man's arms, started kissing him. So obviously that man Afro was like, "Oh, I'm busting the [ __ ] out of these cheeks." And yeah, uh, you know what happened next? Turn on the R&B music, [ __ ] [laughter] >> I know ICE JJ FISH IS not going to play.

[00:14:28]I got to sing it with you, bro. Cuz Ice JJ Fish had the whole world in a chokeold at some point.

[00:14:34]>> These are my hands, YouTube.

[00:14:36]>> These are my hands. [laughter] As you can see, I'm just clapping to congratulate a young [ __ ] for getting some ass.

[00:14:46][groaning] It's just his hands. YouTube, relax. In this scene and after, all I thought in MY MIND WAS THAT GIRL IS POISON.

[00:14:56]POISON. POISON. NEVER TRUST A BIG BUTTON TO SMILE. THAT girl is poison.

[00:15:02]Well, she ain't got no big butt, but she does have a smile. NEVER TRUST A FLAT BUTTON TO SMILE. THAT GIRL IS POISON.

[00:15:09][screaming] [laughter] SO, after Afro dropped off the BBC Gizzy destruction, Shorty says, "Fuck all this. I can't do this no more." She ends up betraying the League of Peanut Heads cuz she was like, "Nah, I can't do this.

[00:15:24]The BBC too good." But actually, the reason was this is actually his childhood friend, Osudu, the whole time.

[00:15:31]The one that straight up found him when he was left for dead. And she Well, damn. It's so much I forgot about what happened in this anime, bro. That's actually crazy.

[00:15:39]>> He said she wanted to watch the fireworks with him before she died. So, while they having this sentimental ass conversation, they end up getting ran up on by the ops. So, Afro's telling his shorty, "You need to get the stepping."

[00:15:52]Then the peanut head on top like stupid [ __ ] letting the BBC hypnotize you and [ __ ] and then they destroyed up burnt the house down bro. And this man afro was hurt. But this done made the man even more revenge driven. Bro was like first my dad now my shorty. Nah [ __ ] that ain't going to do. Then [music] this man Ninja come out and he start talking saying hey my brother I mean at least you got the hit. Now keep this P that she gave [laughter] you and pick out that nappy ass hair boy. So Afro goes up and runs up on the Empty Seven clan or basically what I've been calling them the whole time, the League of Peanut Heads or the Peanut Head [laughter] Collective. I mean, they basically the League of Shadows with Peanut Heads. But anyways, they ended up making a robot clone of this man.

[00:16:33]>> CJ, I love that you you using a lot of the Boondocks OSTs for this.

[00:16:37]>> Look at his blood, his face, and his doppelganger, bro. Doing the same thing that he doing. So Afro started getting into it with the Afro bottle. And I ain't going to lie, Afro was getting whooped. And then the peanut heads on top like YES MY BROTHERS WITNESS THAT NAPPYHEADED ASS [ __ ] GET HIS ASS WHOOPED. But that man Afro had to lock in. So that man had to unlock the earliest form of Ultra Instinct. But we ain't know what the hell to call this back in 2007. So he unlocked the power of Bob and we look at his elegant ass jump. Then he just slices bro right [music] down the middle. Made light work of that phony ass AI. So later on while he's basically raiding their palace, he ends up running up on this one peanut head and bro is just sitting there with some damn headphones on his head. I don't know what bro listening to, but it sound like he listening to some party leaks. Bro saying [laughter] >> then bro just starts pouring some tea then just starts bowing down saying please just let me listen to my cards in peace. So after a >> I think some days Cardi would just get in the booth and sniff the fattest line that he can off elephant's butt crack.

[00:17:46]Get in the booth and let the line take over. That ain't even him no more. It's just the line talking pass him. He ends up running up on the big ass dude that shot him off the cliff. But Afro made short work of this bozo broke came from the roof and said this is for my shorty.

[00:17:59][screaming] But then dude spawned more peanuts from his backpack. This [ __ ] is cell bro just pooped out the cell juniors. So they straight up surround him. So this one run at him, but Afro shoves the sheath of the sword in his chest and he just throws him at the other dude and bro's like, "Oh [ __ ] GET OFF ME, BROTHER FIVE." BUT AFRO just picks up this sword and just makes a peanut kebab. So about 5 minutes later, he walks into this next room and blood right here think he playing Splinter Cell, but thinks he's camouflaging the bodies with his night vision. But this man probably had the most brutal death in this entire show. So he trying to sneak him. But then he looking in the thing, he like, "Wait a minute. Where'd he go?" Afro cuts [screaming] this man's eyes out, then shoves the thing IN HIS EYE SOCKETS. OH MY GOODNESS. But nah, what's even more crazy, this damn Afrobot came back. So then they start having the fight of the century. They really gave this bot a a big ass head that represents an afro. That's You know what? I got to I got to I got to respect the dedication. You know what I'm saying, [ __ ] That is not Afro Samurai the robot. That is Megamind the robot.

[00:19:07]Sorry y'all. My main camera overheated.

[00:19:10]Had to switch over to the backup camera for the 511 time.

[00:19:21]Ho goes up to kingdom come. And then they just start fighting while falling through the clouds. But that man got a good stab on him and the robot was like, "Oh [ __ ] danger. danger and Afro just slams the robot back into the palace and then the sword comes down right into its head and the robot ends up blowing a loaf. Pause. But literally [ __ ] said that felt good.

[00:19:49][laughter] So after Afro cooked the entire League of Peanut Heads and spun back forward Shorty, he ends up running up on a man with a teddy bear on his head and he's like, >> "I've been waiting a long time for this."

[00:20:06]>> Which allegedly, I think so gave Afroenju one of the best inspirations for a profile picture in the last 15 years. [laughter] Yeah. Afro Samurai. This [ __ ] is breathing and sounding like Darth Vader.

[00:20:23]This man Samuel L. Jackson must have loved that role as Mace Wind cuz this entire fight was a Star Wars reference.

[00:20:29]But this man Afro does not draw his sword and he just starts running away and then he started getting cooked a little bit. So teddy bear Darth Vader's like, "How dare you mock me, [ __ ] I mean, you're already one with the dark side, are you not?"

[00:20:45]>> Hey, [ __ ] that's kind of racist. Quiet you ignorant imbecile. I'm just speaking the facts. Lee jumps up and just slams him through this entire building. So then he ends up taking off the teddy bear mask. And this is his other childhood friend, Gino. So now we end up moving to our second flashback.

[00:21:05]>> They just run through all his friends, huh? God. Somebody has to be putting him up to this. Like seriously, like somebody got to be pulling the strings.

[00:21:14]Eisen and how this man Afro actually got the number two headband. So, do you remember his master that took him in and raised him and trained him in sword fighting? Yeah. Uh, Brody had the number two headband the whole time. But this man Afro said, "I do not care if you are my master. I need that musty ass headband, nigga." And he's like, "Do you dare fight me, boy? I raised you. I was the FATHER THAT STEPPED UP." BUT ALL these bandits end up running up on them and all they students cuz everybody wants that number two headband. But it was a literal blood bath. All of Afo's friends [screaming] just started dying.

[00:21:52]Gino got his back blown out.

[00:21:55]>> And then after this, his master turns around and he's like, "Afro, do you want this fade?" And of course, Afro was like, "Yeah." So Afro just straight up off his master. Bro said, "You are not my dad.

[00:22:08]>> No, you are not a master, buddy.

[00:22:11]That was way too easy. Like, damn, bro.

[00:22:13]You You taught him a little too well.

[00:22:15]>> So, that man Gino got up and he was like, "Afro, what have you done? You're my brother, Afro." I mean, even though you're already out the dark side, you were supposed TO DESTROY THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM.

[00:22:28]>> My bad, cuz. And that man Gino fell off a cliff.

[00:22:33]>> And after that day, Ninja was born to help Afro cope. And Gino was found by the League of Peanut Heads and turned into Darth Teddy Bear. Well, [laughter] after Afro sheds Ninja from his conscious because bro was like, I got to tap in. Afro finally got serious and they started really really scrapping.

[00:22:50]But this man Afro said enough of this [ __ ] and hits this man with a critical hit.

[00:22:58]>> That man really hit him with the even though you was my brother, you could still get cooked.

[00:23:05]Rest in peace, Bozo. So, finally, after all the long years in the rampage this man has gone on, Afro is now about to slide for his pops. This man Justice aka Freddy Krueger, just sitting here looking malnourished as [ __ ] looking like a dried sponge, started saying about damn time, little [ __ ] In all honesty, I was getting bored. But it looks like YOUR BLACK ASSES FINALLY came to spin for your papy. So Freddy jump up and shoot him and told him, "Get ready to join your daddy, nigga." So this man just started blasting, bro. This [ __ ] has a infinite mag. He hasn't reloaded once. But that man, Afro got in close and cut off his arms, but this man Freddy said, "You've fallen into my trap, dumbass." It is finally revealed how this man [singing] killed Afro's dad. Bro has a third arm in his back.

[00:23:55]Afro counters it and slits Bro's throat and that nigga's head is hanging on for dear life. But obviously uh it's not that easy to kill Freddy. Bro reattaches his head and earth bins this [ __ ] to heaven. So Bro thinks he stabbed him through the head, but Bro's aim is garbage. He stabbed him through the afro. So Afro comes down and shush collabs THIS [ __ ] [laughter] YEAH, >> THAT man Afro finally became the coldest [ __ ] in the land for now.

[00:24:29][laughter] >> All righty, ladies and gentlemen. Now, as you could tell, that was a long ass exhibit A. To be honest with you, that's the only [ __ ] bro needed. But exhibit B stands for bonus. I mean, come on. Who doesn't want a little bon exhibit from yours truly? So, after you know the whole main story happens, there's a movie after this where some bad [ __ ] comes and wait a minute, there's a movie. Ah, I didn't know there was a movie. I gotta watch it now after this.

[00:24:55]But I didn't even know there was A FREAKING MOVIE. JUST LIKE HOW I DIDN'T KNOW THAT there was a movie for um Yuyu Haka SHOW YOU GUYS REPORT. NAH, BRO. I got to hit my brother up and be like, "Yo, did you know there's a MOVIE FOR AFRO SAMURAI THAT WE FORGOT TO WATCH BACK IN 2007 cuz we didn't realize it was a movie out?"

[00:25:09]>> Tries to [ __ ] up this whole nigga's life. And she is also another one of Afro's childhood friends. WHY IS ALL OF HIS CHILDHOOD friends trying to kill him? So, she ends up taking the number one headband from him and ends up resurrecting this man's dad. But what we are going to be focusing on is actually none of that. There is a certain fight in this movie that will dead ass make you question your morals and you will realize even though this man Afro is the protagonist, this man is no damn hero.

[00:25:37]So since Afro, I don't think he ever proclaimed to be a hero.

[00:25:41]just like Luffy. But I digress. It's the number one headband. Afro had to go in search for the number two again. So later on while he's on his journey, he runs into some [ __ ] looking like he just got off the set of Pocahontas kidnapping some kid. But obviously Bro started [ __ ] bricks when he realized, "Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] that's Afro."

[00:25:59]So Bro tried to shoot him with his shorty, but that man got cooked in like 0.5 seconds. Blood got his face sliced off. So then this man's dad comes and he's like, "Hey, bro. I appreciate you saving my kid and everything, dude.

[00:26:13]Judging by your appearance, are you here for Rolling Loud, bro?"

[00:26:17]>> What?

[00:26:18]>> You got to be. Come on, bro. Let's go get some drinks before the concert. And this man was not lying while Afro was getting drinks with this man. These [ __ ] is dead ass having a music festival. Look at the dude right here, bro. Like, YO YO YO YO THE [ __ ] GOING ON. IT'S YOUR BOY DJ NOODLE PARTLE IN THIS [ __ ] [laughter] [ __ ] [ __ ] and [ __ ] get [music] [cheering] while [laughter] everybody's outside right now enjoying rolling loud with DJ Noodle Barnacle. Afro's in here with a mystery man. So bro's like cheers bro.

[00:27:00]Watch me shotgun this [ __ ] >> So, while they continue to talk, the man says, "You know, dude, he's not even my real kid, man. You see, his father died to a [ __ ] with a afro."

[00:27:17]>> So, yeah. Uh, this is a number two headband holder, Shichuro. Uh-oh.

[00:27:21]>> But see, here's the thing. Bro actually has good intentions cuz he wants to hide the number two headband to stop the bloodshed. But this man Afro did not care at all. Bro, we'll stop at nothing to get that musty ass headband. So they go outside and they're about to duel. So Shichi Girl is like, you know, bro, I really thought we could have been good friends, bro. But your vengeance blinds you, bro. Not cool. So they start to scrap and it looks like these dudes are just dead even. So Afo tries to land a strike, but Bro stops it with chains on his forearm and he just got this big ass chain hanging. broke out all his >> I guess his chain hanged low.

[00:28:01][crying] >> Oh brother, THIS GUY STINKS.

[00:28:05]>> I KNOW Y'ALL REMEMBER THAT SONG, BRO. I mean, you know, any of y'all closer to my age or the people that got shown it by your parents or something like that.

[00:28:13]I don't know. Halo, do it wobble to the floor. COME ON NOW. Y'ALL REMEMBER THAT SONG. I had to say that joke, bro. IF I DID SAY THE JOKE, IT WAS GOING TO LINGER IN MY MIND AND I WAS GOING TO EDIT THIS video later on AND BE LIKE, "DANG, I SHOULD HAVE SAID DO your chain hang low." I guess his tang blow. [laughter] >> Is this [ __ ] Karika? Our bro missing is a shovel. So he just started whipping that hoe. Had Afro on his heels. So Afro said to hell with this. Let's have a change of scenery. So they run out to the festival and start fighting in front of everybody. They even started fighting in the damn floor. So while they fighting, the bad shorties out here watching from a distance. So she calls up DJ Noodle Barnacle and tells him, >> "Play my [ __ ] baby."

[00:28:53]>> So bro pulls out his mixtape. [ __ ] said, "I'm about to go platinum with this." And they end up getting jumped by the damn Foot Clan. I guess this man Shredder said, "Y'all best get ready for my trial." So this man Afo had to deal with these middle of the boss fight NPCs. So after these two literally murder the entire Foot Clan, Gichi Girl's like, "Let's go ahead finish this off, bro. Mono a mono, bro." So they started scrapping again and they are still dead even. But this man Afro pulled out one of the dirtiest tricks I have ever seen. DJ Noodle Barnacle drops from the float. Afro grabs him and pushes him to Shichi Girl, USES HIM AS A BODY SHIELD AND STAB CHICHI Girl through the DJ bro.

[00:29:34]>> Oh wa.

[00:29:35]>> AIN'T NO WAY THIS [ __ ] JUST USED DJ NOODLE BARNICLE AS A BODY SHIELD. And that man ended up killing Shiioro and taking that number two headband back right in front of his son. Dude, >> this one Afro has basically killed both of this little kid's father figures. And before he left, he had to say a prayer for that pack. God is good. God is great. Let us thank him for this pack.

[00:30:01]Amen. And leaves this little ugly ass boy with this terrible ass haircut to grieve over his dead father.

[00:30:08]>> He may have just made another Afro Samurai, but but in this case, Noodle Samurai.

[00:30:15]Same thing happened to Afro. saw his pops get his head eviscerated, grew up with his eyes red, full of vengeance. He may have just set in stone his fate for later on down the line.

[00:30:26]>> Now, after the fight, uh, you want to know what Afro did?

[00:30:31]>> But no, it actually gets crazier from here. So, after this man basically killed his Frankenstein ass father and got the number one headband back, the little boy ended up following him. And afro mean mugs little bro and hands him the number two headband and tells him come get it back in blood. He did this kid the exact same way. Justice did him all those years ago.

[00:30:57]>> What did I just say, y'all?

[00:30:58]>> And the cycle of revenge continues. No, no, no, bro. This nigga's a demon. Well, uh, that's a dark way to end off a video. Well, at least it can't possibly get worse than this.

[00:31:10]>> A little longer than [music] a few minutes later.

[00:31:14]>> Down in the manga at the end, Got Fist off with Abe.

[00:31:20]Oh, I'MMA [ __ ] PUKE. I'M [ __ ] SICK.

[00:31:24]>> What the hell, dude? Hold on. Hold on.

[00:31:27]Hold on. I got to go. I got to see that again. In the manga, at the end, Cotto faces Afro, but he is killed by him through [laughter] Yo, I'm I feel so bad, bro. He gave him the headband, spent the block on him later down the line and got decapitated.

[00:31:47]That's crazy, bro.

[00:31:51]I guess he should have prepared ahead of time. Your life [music] is nothing. You serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself now.

[00:32:00]>> Hi, future Devonte the one here. As you can see, my hoodie is off. I originally had my end of video speaking, but as I'm editing it, I run across the audio sounding like this. Hey man, let me know what y'all think about this video in the comment section. It may or may not have pissed me off. I'm just going to be honest with you. So, I'm going to MAKE THIS QUICK. LET ME KNOW WHAT Y'ALL THINK ABOUT THE VIDEO IN THE comment section and shout out to CJ the Champ. Go check out some more of his videos cuz I watch them all the time and I ain't going to lie to you, my boy. He does not disappoint. Leave a like on this reaction and go over to his original video and leave a like over there, too.

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[00:32:56]Don't lie to me now. I'll see y'all in the next video, MAN. SHALOM.

[00:33:01]>> HEY, LISTEN. [music] [singing] [music] [singing and music] >> I don't know if you've [music] seen yourself in the mirror, >> but I can't wait to [singing] cook you up something for dinner. I'll make you something with some flavor that [singing] delivers.

[00:33:27]Yeah. Yeah.

[00:33:30]I know that you got a tongue that's a winner. I've got a sauce that I [singing and music] make your body in the bedroom just for fun. again the sh. [music and singing]