Rebranding repetitive storytelling as a "memory strategy" is a pseudo-intellectual attempt to romanticize mundane domestic habits. It suggests that after five years, intimacy is less about deep discovery and more about the endurance of a captive audience.
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5 Years Together….But Does He Actually Know Me?Ajouté :
Okay. What's up, besties? It's your girl Elena G, and we have my lovely fiance here. You guys don't really see him much on this channel.
>> I don't see him much.
>> So, but we're going to do a fun video today. Okay. I just really wanted to test him out, so that's why we're doing this.
>> She just ran like, "Come on, sit right here. Let me do this video." Okay, let's do it.
>> Yeah. Okay. So, I'm basic basically going to be testing you. You know, we've been together for almost 5 years. No, not for almost. We've been together 5 years. How well do you think you know me?
>> Enough. A lot.
>> Enough.
>> I'm saying like I know I know enough. I know enough to know like whatever you about to say, I should know all of them.
So, that's >> So, you think you going to get all of them right? I mean, depending on what's on the list, you probably have some.
Don't make some stuff up that's like what is like what? Like you making up.
>> I know you make up nothing, babe. Okay, so the first question I'm not going to cap. Okay.
>> Cheers.
>> Okay.
>> The first question is this is stuff that you should know cuz we've been together for five years.
What's my Starbucks order?
This like a what's it's like a caramel lot. What What's the what you call the stuff that's like the crunch in it? The um I got like the crunch stuff in it.
>> What's my Starbucks order?
>> I don't know like the exact name of it, but it's like a >> babe. Come on. This the first question.
I forgot the name of the I don't really like I just started getting into like Starbucks or knowing like Benty size.
It's a caramel.
>> Nope. It has nothing to do with caramel.
>> Oh [ __ ] I got it wrong. But I know it's for sure the crunch stuff is in it. I forgot the name of I don't know the name of the crunch. Can you see >> really? You haven't seen it.
>> Okay, so this is he No point. It's a brown sugar shake and espresso.
>> Brown sugar. You have the crunch in it too, right?
>> The brown sugar is like the crunch, I guess. Yeah, brown sugar. Damn, you already got ONE WRONG. COME ON. DON'T embarrass me on here. Come on. You supposed to know me.
>> I got you. But that's >> okay. If I'm ordering fries, which sauce would I choose? Sweet and sour. Ranch or barbecue?
>> Sweet and sour.
>> Nope.
>> You would not get ranch.
>> Yes, I would get ranch.
>> Well, French fries.
>> Yes, if I'm eat from where? What?
>> McDonald's.
>> Ranch and French fries. No. I have French fries. If I'm eating French fries, >> French fries with ranch.
Yes, barbecue. Yes, but with ranch.
>> Barbecue with fries. I don't like here.
But really, reality, I'm getting ranch sauce.
>> Ranch with French fries. I never saw you dip French fries with ranch. Maybe ice cream and French fries.
>> Ice cream and French fries. Don't cap like that. You have eat ice cream with what?
>> But that's not like if I have Oh, like a sauce to choose from. I'm choosing ranch.
>> That's what Okay.
>> For my French fries. Okay. So, zero.
Bill, you got zero points.
>> How many points are I supposed to have to be with?
>> I mean, I like [ __ ] I would hope you would have got all of them, but you already have zero points. So, Mexican food or Puerto Rican food?
>> Puerto Rican food.
>> Okay. Sandals or sneakers?
>> Sandals.
>> Summer or winter.
>> You rate it like winter because you're from the east coast. You get >> No, it's summer now.
>> It's summer now. Whoa. Maybe it's No, it's summer now. What?
>> I mean like I feel like I used to It's not that I like winter.
>> Winter or summer? If it's summer, it's summer. Summer. Okay, cool.
>> I'm a summer person now.
>> Now, so you was though. Like all of these past 5 years you was.
>> So So far you only got one, two, two and a half, I guess, out of four questions.
So two points I got. What's a perfect date night for me?
>> Sitting in the house going to the movies or at the house with movies. just chilling, watching a Netflix movie series from one to all the way to 99.
That's the perfect day for her. Back to back, back to back. And if we go to sleep, we waking up in the morning.
Let's rewatch it again.
>> Don't do that. Don't say let's rewatch it. That's crazy. But if we didn't finish it, I want to wake up and finish it.
>> Let's watch it again.
>> Yeah, that is a perfect date night for me. I'm like a I love to watch >> binge watch. Oh my gosh.
>> Binge watch, baby. You said binge watch.
>> That's what it's called. It's not binge watch.
>> It sound like you say binge watch.
>> No, no. Binge watch. That's not like my point. Binge watch.
>> Binge watch. Yes. I love to watch movies. I love to watch TV shows. Like if I get addicted to it, I'm addicted.
Like I'm like in it. Like I'll stay up till 5:00 a.m.
>> She hate the shows. That's how you come back next week.
>> Yay. So Oh my gosh. Okay. So you got So you got three three and a half right so far. Um am I sleeping on my belly or on my side?
>> Belly. Okay. Got that right. Chick-fil-A or McDonald's?
>> Chick-fil-A.
>> Yeah. Mango smoothie or strawberry banana smoothie?
>> Mango smoothie.
>> Yeah. Okay. If I could choose one of these to get done, like I could only choose one. Which one would I choose?
Hair, nails, or lashes?
>> I feel like lashes. You complain about lashes like I mean lashes, but then it's like nail. It's like really all of them.
No, but like which one do which one would I get done? Hair, nails, lashes?
Like if I could only have one, which one would I always have done? Hair, nails, or lashes?
>> It's like a That's kind of tricky. I want to say lashes, but then it's like nails, but then it's like hair. But you really wouldn't mind getting your hair done cuz you like to wear your natural hair. Then it's like I always hear you like I need lashes cuz my eyelashes ass now, but then it's like you always get your nails done. So nails done.
>> Good job. That was Yeah, I I feel like I love to have my lashes done, but I feel like I cannot go without having my nails done. Like without my lashes, I can go without having lashes done. Cool.
Whatever. Even though I don't prefer it, but it's like whatever. But my nails.
>> Yeah, I think nails.
>> I need my nails done. If not, I feel like I just look so Okay, which meal would I choose? Chicken and rice or steak and mashed potatoes?
>> Chicken and rice.
>> Steak and mashed potatoes. Come on, babe. If it was a choice, chicken and rice, steak and mashed potato, I'm going for the steak.
>> So, you only got like five rice.
>> Chicken and rice. I think that's what we eat every common day. Like chicken rice.
>> What did I do for my 21st birthday?
>> For your 21st birthday, you went to New Orleans.
>> Okay. What did I do?
>> You was with your mom, sister, your stepdad.
>> And what did I do? Uh, you I think you went to Bourbon, then you had drinks with them, and you came back home.
>> I don't know the full like nope details, >> but yeah, I did go to I guess you got that one. For my 21st birthday, I went to New Orleans. We went to Bourbon Street. We was drinking. We went to eat on Bourbon Street. And then we had went to the casino.
>> The casino party. Yeah.
>> What year did I graduate?
>> 2018.
>> Good job.
What was my dream job? Police officer or FBI?
>> Police officer.
>> Nope. FBI. That was like my dream dream job. Like I was going to become a police officer first to be in the FBI.
>> But that's still you was >> No. Dream job FBI. FBI. Different from police officer. What's my everyday drink?
>> Coffee.
>> Yeah. No. Well, I was going to say like water.
>> Really? In my head it was water. It's water. Like what's the drink I drink every single day? Water.
>> Okay. Water.
>> Okay. So, that was it.
>> How do you think you did?
>> I think I did pretty not okay cuz the first one I feel like the first one I knew what it was. Not the name of cuz I really don't really when you go to Starbucks, but I knew it had the crunchy stuff in it. So, I >> No, but when we used to live in Texas, I used to send you to Starbucks and you would get the same thing for me every single time. It's either the brown sugar shaking espresso or it was the white chocolate macchiato or something like that.
>> White chocolate.
>> But the brown sugar shaking espresso is the one I used to be on a heavy.
>> You still don't know.
>> I mean, we don't really go to Starbucks, but when we do, I do order it. Okay. So you got one 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9.
You got nine right out of 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15. If you got nine out of 15 right, you think you did good or what?
>> I thought I kind of passed.
>> You missed passing. You missed six questions.
>> That's not failing. That's like a C.
>> Comment how y'all think you did. Comment if you guys like this video.
>> That's like a C plus.
>> I don't know, man. I feel like you got to really like >> you need to get every single 5 years you've been with me. I feel like if you was to test me right now, I know everything. Like I won't I feel like I wouldn't get not one thing wrong.
>> But I feel like at the end we had to try that. But I feel like when you say FBI into police, it's like your dream.
>> My dream job was FBI.
>> Dream. What's a dream job? A realistic job? Police officer. My dream job.
>> I think that's still I think that Okay, I guess >> I always say that.
>> I feel like the first one too with the I kind of didn't know the name of it, but I knew it had the crumbling in it. I know it had the crumbling. So, it's not like I didn't know the drink. I just didn't know how to order the drink, but I knew I would have went there like, "Hey, what's the stuff with the with the cookie crumble in it?"
>> It don't have cookie. It's It's just sugar >> that's crumble like that.
>> It's sugar. It's brown sugar.
>> Brown sugar espresso with the um crumbling inside. It don't have crumble babe >> on the rocks.
>> Comment how y'all think he did. I give you a B minus.
>> I think a C++. I feel like nine out of >> So you want to do less? A B minus is better than a C plus.
>> Is that the same?
>> Oh my god.
>> I think a C. I feel like that was out of 14 questions. Nine out of 14. No. Which one was it? The nine out of 14 was 15. How many was on there?
>> May it was 15 questions.
>> You done got nine, right?
>> Uh-huh.
>> So, I said I think you get a B minus.
You said I think a C plus.
>> That's what I said at first though. I didn't know you was going to quiz me.
Give me mine.
>> Like the video, subscribe to the channel, comment down below how y'all think he did.
>> I think I did.
>> C++ or B minus.
>> Y'all let me know. But I feel like >> he's trying to give himself a lower grade than me. So, I guess you get a C, babe.
>> No, no, no, no. Don't put the You got to put the plus if it's a C. I take the B MINUS B MINUS BETTER THAN A C PLUS BABE.
>> D.
>> You saying D. Like >> I know that, but I'm saying off the rip.
I stick to what I said. I said C plus knowing you was going to give me a B minus.
>> I hope the next time that I do this with you that you get every single Matter of fact, you need to quiz me then.
>> I feel like I got >> so I can show you how like >> how how it's done. I know every little freaking >> So what if you got like what if you got like six right out of 15?
>> No, I I know everything, babe. I remember everything. You know that. I remember and I know everything.
>> I really listen. You know why I have to remember? Because he'll repeat the same story over and over and over again >> and over again. I just like to just repeat things and just tell you the story >> over again. So that's what I remember so well.
>> Oh, that's common. That's easy. Got it.
>> Like the video, y'all.
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