Obsession (2026) Movie Reactions!!!

[00:00:01][music] [music] I do like his sweater. I will say that right off the top.

[00:00:12]>> Big sweater guy.

[00:00:13]>> Huge sweater guy.

[00:00:15]>> You're the only person that I've ever >> Sorry, this is weird. I I don't talk like this.

[00:00:21]>> No, it's okay.

[00:00:22]>> Are we the girl?

[00:00:23]>> Capstone.

[00:00:24]>> I feel like um >> This does look like someone's Capstone project.

[00:00:27]>> It does, right? I think about you all the time, Nikki.

[00:00:30]>> He's in love. He's head over heels.

[00:00:32]>> And I try not to. You're in every song I listen to.

[00:00:35]>> Oh boy.

[00:00:36]>> Yeah. I keep that to yourself.

[00:00:37]>> You were the only person that was nice to me when I moved here. And at first I thought maybe >> Oh, did we mess up?

[00:00:47]>> Ah, [sighs] she doesn't feel that way.

[00:00:49]>> So, I keep telling [music] myself, don't tell her. She's too good. She'll You'll lose her. But maybe you should know. Is this like a breakup?

[00:00:57]>> That I would choose you over everything.

[00:00:59]>> A >> Oh, this is like the opposite of a breakup.

[00:01:03]>> Oh, >> that's Stop. Okay.

[00:01:07]>> Oh. Oh, >> okay. That That was cringy. Oh my god. I >> Oh gosh.

[00:01:13]>> I thought it was gross. Okay, this time I want >> No, I'm not doing it.

[00:01:16]>> He's practicing.

[00:01:17]>> He's practicing. He was practicing.

[00:01:19]>> This man's just practicing his bars.

[00:01:21]>> Yeah. Nikki would vomit.

[00:01:22]>> He told me to pour my heart out. Do you know how vulnerable I just got? Knew that girl did look different.

[00:01:27]>> What if you got her something nice?

[00:01:29]>> No. Try that. Don't get her anything.

[00:01:32]>> Way less sappy with Nikki. Okay. She doesn't like that [ __ ] She doesn't.

[00:01:36]>> Flowers, a candy that she >> She was so cute, too. I thought it was her, but she was going to get rejected.

[00:01:40]He was going to get rejected. Thank you.

[00:01:42]>> I think it would be sweet to get her something. Why did I like what he said?

[00:01:45]I'm scared.

[00:01:45]>> You want me to go?

[00:01:46]>> Yeah, if if you want.

[00:01:47]>> Oh, okay. Yeah.

[00:01:48]>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't do that.

[00:01:50]>> Oh, it's the waitress. Oh my god.

[00:01:53]>> It's the waitress. [laughter] She's the waitress. Oh my god.

[00:01:58]>> Just pretend like a break.

[00:02:02]>> Practice on the waitress.

[00:02:04]>> Well, thank god I did it. That was was awful. Thank you for that.

[00:02:08]>> There's nothing bad being sensible.

[00:02:10]>> Have you ever actually like flirted with Nikki?

[00:02:12]>> I don't think so.

[00:02:14]>> Playful and mean. Yeah. But bring up freaky Nikki. You want me to call her freaky Nikki?

[00:02:18]>> You know she's sensitive about.

[00:02:20]>> Hey, remember when you >> Freaky Nikki? It's like Sticky Vicki and um IA.

[00:02:24]>> Yeah. Remember when you used to get bullied? Everybody called you freaky.

[00:02:27]>> No, that's horrible advice.

[00:02:29]>> That was that was so long ago now.

[00:02:31]Please.

[00:02:33][laughter] >> And that will like take her breath away.

[00:02:36]Just [laughter] >> I asked you guys not to come to trivia for one night.

[00:02:40]>> You can't ask her out of trivia. You can't.

[00:02:43]>> You can't. I'm not going to let you.

[00:02:44]It's a good organic time to ask. I love trivia night. It's all I have. I wake [laughter] up. I wake up [snorts] every Wednesday rock hard. [laughter] >> Thinking about trivia.

[00:02:58]>> You really love trivia.

[00:03:00]>> You can't turn our weekly gathering of camaraderie and skill into your I mean your late promos bear. [laughter] >> Promosal.

[00:03:07]>> If she means this much to you, and I know she does.

[00:03:11]>> We've all been there.

[00:03:12]>> Wait. Do it at the right time.

[00:03:13]>> Okay.

[00:03:14]>> No, just say how you feel.

[00:03:15]>> Now, say it with me.

[00:03:16]>> I'll do it right.

[00:03:17]>> All you have is time.

[00:03:20]Oh, >> what in the world?

[00:03:23]>> That better not be a dead freaking Kiki.

[00:03:25]>> I mean, what else would it be?

[00:03:26]>> No way you should be seeing a dead cat in your house, >> right?

[00:03:31]>> Sandy.

[00:03:33]>> What the [ __ ] >> Oh, that's horrible to see.

[00:03:40]>> Oh, no. No. Oh, no.

[00:03:41]>> What did she get into?

[00:03:43]>> How did you get into these?

[00:03:45]>> Oh, no. The cat got into your freaking drugs.

[00:03:48]>> Oh, no. Okay.

[00:03:49]>> Oh [gasps] man.

[00:03:51]>> Oh, it ate some medication.

[00:03:56]>> Cat got into the medicine.

[00:03:58]>> I thought I saw a throw up.

[00:04:01][music] [laughter] [clears throat] >> You a >> sorry.

[00:04:11]>> Obsession on the bed.

[00:04:15]>> Wow.

[00:04:18]That's really cool. I like that. Great way to put in the title. That's a cool way to put the movie title.

[00:04:25]>> Yeah.

[00:04:25]>> Yo, the way they just showed the title made me so [ __ ] uncomfortable just now.

[00:04:32]>> Nikki.

[00:04:36]A the way his face lit up.

[00:04:38]>> Hey.

[00:04:39]>> Wow. You are so lucky. Ty.

[00:04:41]>> Should I let your cat pass me?

[00:04:43]>> What time are you showing up tonight? I want to secure the spot early.

[00:04:46]>> Um, I'll You're not going.

[00:04:51]>> I don't think I'm going to make it tonight. Actually, [screaming] >> a bear. No, I wanted to see.

[00:04:56]>> I think she likes him.

[00:04:58]>> They're friends. They're probably really close friends.

[00:04:59]>> We need your brain. We got to beat the rag tags this week.

[00:05:02]>> Oh, that's what I will tell you. We need your brain.

[00:05:05]>> I I don't I don't think I can tonight. I'm just catching up on some stuff. Tell her Tell her your heart is broken.

[00:05:13]>> Going to tell you something.

[00:05:15]>> What?

[00:05:17]I mean, should I like tell you now?

[00:05:18]>> Yeah.

[00:05:21]>> What?

[00:05:22]>> It's not about liking you.

[00:05:24]>> Putting in my two weeks.

[00:05:28]>> Really?

[00:05:28]>> Oh, is she moving away or something?

[00:05:30]>> God damn it.

[00:05:31]>> Are you okay?

[00:05:32]>> What just happened?

[00:05:33]>> I just dropped my crystal necklace down the drain.

[00:05:36]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Sorry.

[00:05:38]>> Why would she even say that?

[00:05:39]>> Is he buying her a new one?

[00:05:41]>> Do you have uh crystal necklaces?

[00:05:43]>> Yeah.

[00:05:43]>> Oh, that we can see them in the reflection.

[00:05:45]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:05:46]>> She's like, "Of course." Here's the section.

[00:05:48]>> Oh my god, that's crazy.

[00:05:50]>> What?

[00:05:50]>> No. Hold on a second. [laughter] >> Caught my eyes, too.

[00:05:54]>> Yeah. Each rock has its own kind of unique.

[00:05:57]>> She just stared at me like >> That's one That's like good vibes.

[00:06:01]>> Viana, >> it's basically sunshine in a rock.

[00:06:04]>> Sunshine.

[00:06:05]>> I bought uh some rock to help me get my bad dreams away and it works. Nikki would hate that.

[00:06:19]I don't know anything.

[00:06:20]>> Iconic the one wish Willow. You haven't seen this thing?

[00:06:24]>> I have no idea what the >> I try. I looked into trying to get these for us for this video.

[00:06:29]>> You can't get them.

[00:06:30]>> It was too late cuz they're sold out.

[00:06:33][music] >> Looks like some old school things.

[00:06:37]>> I mean, that's very >> One wish. Oh, >> I guess you crack it. Spark will break in half.

[00:06:45]>> What? No crystal.

[00:06:47]>> No crystal.

[00:06:49]>> Yeah, well, they've been pretty popular since we put them out. You know, everybody wants a wish.

[00:06:53]>> I mean, duh. Shoot. I need a wish.

[00:06:55]>> Well, it's not for me. So, >> okay. Well, don't come back complaining.

[00:07:00]>> Do people complain about these or >> Well, they're kind of like collectibles, so some people don't open them, but the people who do, you know, come back and complain.

[00:07:09]>> Why do we complain?

[00:07:11]>> It's a scammer.

[00:07:12]>> Hey, man. But we're not scammers.

[00:07:14]>> Complain. What's the complaint?

[00:07:15]>> Just like why do they complain? Cuz >> they're mad.

[00:07:19]>> Thank you. We have a smart main character. [clears throat] >> Or whatever.

[00:07:22]>> Or doesn't work and it like ruins their lives.

[00:07:25]>> So are they die? I wish they were dead.

[00:07:27]>> Huh? Run that back.

[00:07:29]>> NO.

[00:07:29]>> NO. WHAT? [music] >> YO, it's basically the three options.

[00:07:34]It's one of those three options.

[00:07:35]>> The time. It's if you're working on your book or whatever while you're on the phone.

[00:07:40]>> Oh, look at him just staring at her.

[00:07:42]He's so in love.

[00:07:43]>> Look, I'm the one that has to go home and hear my dad piecing it together.

[00:07:48]>> I'm digging these vibes so far. Like the movie's well shot. Characters seem like they're going to be interesting.

[00:07:53]>> I'm just asking you to pretend like it.

[00:07:56]>> Yeah. Get out of there.

[00:07:57]>> He's like, "Get out of here."

[00:07:58]>> Just like >> I mean, it's easy for you to say when you distract her.

[00:08:02]>> Yeah. He said like leave. Like take her and leave.

[00:08:04]>> Still have a shot.

[00:08:05]>> Good. Sorry. I I just don't want you to get into >> This is trivia night.

[00:08:09]>> I love you. What the [ __ ] are you guys doing?

[00:08:16]>> I look over and these two are just [laughter] >> Wow, those she is gorgeous.

[00:08:22]>> Oh, she's so fine.

[00:08:24]>> I'm going to get some shots.

[00:08:25]>> Great idea.

[00:08:26]>> I'll come with you.

[00:08:26]>> Thank you.

[00:08:27]>> [ __ ] were you guys doing?

[00:08:28]>> Four shots. [laughter] >> He's like, "Don't ruin trivia, bro.

[00:08:33]>> I'll get a pinina colada."

[00:08:34]>> Pina colada. I like a man who's in touch with his feminine. [laughter] >> Why is that feminine? I don't like the taste of the alcohol.

[00:08:42]>> So, what was the important stuff on the phone today?

[00:08:45]>> A lot. I did a lot of really important things.

[00:08:47]>> That >> cleaned?

[00:08:49]>> Yeah. Cleaned what? Up your dead cat.

[00:08:52]>> I did my taxes.

[00:08:55]>> Okay. I did.

[00:08:56]>> Did you watch TV all day?

[00:08:57]>> You're not going to tell you buried your cat.

[00:08:59]>> So, uh I was thinking got a card for the shots.

[00:09:03]>> Uh yes, [groaning] >> I got it.

[00:09:05]>> Okay.

[00:09:06]>> Mine.

[00:09:06]>> He should tell her about the cat. I don't know why he's not. Yes, you can. I think >> I feel like he has a chance. No, >> I think so.

[00:09:15]>> Like there like she's Look.

[00:09:16]>> Yeah, come on.

[00:09:17]>> Thank you.

[00:09:18]>> She's sneaky.

[00:09:18]>> Anyway, come on.

[00:09:20]>> Get it out.

[00:09:21]>> I went to the store.

[00:09:22]>> Closed.

[00:09:22]>> Oh my god, you're annoying.

[00:09:24]>> She's trying to say that I You said you dropped your >> Sarah just >> Oh god, he's Yeah.

[00:09:29]>> Sarah just told me that her dad keeps a gun in the break room safe. Wow.

[00:09:33]>> What are you doing here? You know what he's trying to do. He just he say blocking.

[00:09:38]>> Get up out of here, bro.

[00:09:39]>> I feel like he like should have mentioned that or something.

[00:09:41]>> Can't never trust a guy with a backwards hat.

[00:09:43]>> Oh my god. I'm so sorry. Um, you were saying something.

[00:09:46]>> Well, he can't say now, can he?

[00:09:48]>> Yeah. What were you saying?

[00:09:49]>> He's not going to do it in front of his bro, is he?

[00:09:52]>> I was just saying. Um, >> beat it, dude.

[00:09:55]>> I'll just I'll tell you.

[00:09:56]>> He knows that he's freaking stopping them.

[00:09:58]>> Yeah. I went to realize we all taking field trips.

[00:10:02]>> Oh my god.

[00:10:03]>> All right. I guess everybody's [ __ ] here now. Well, [ __ ] it.

[00:10:07]>> Yeah.

[00:10:08]>> What are we cheersing to?

[00:10:09]>> Wow, that is a very full shot.

[00:10:13]>> To Sandy.

[00:10:14]>> Oh, [ __ ] [laughter] >> Well, all right.

[00:10:18]>> Let's get these. Huh?

[00:10:20]>> All right.

[00:10:20]>> Yeah, I'm looking at you.

[00:10:21]>> Here we go.

[00:10:22]>> Oh, you even drank it.

[00:10:23]>> Why to Sandy?

[00:10:25]>> Sandy died.

[00:10:27]>> What? Yeah.

[00:10:28]>> You had a tragic death. Rest in peace, Sandy.

[00:10:31]>> Here. I'm so sorry.

[00:10:33]It's >> okay.

[00:10:35]Aladdin.

[00:10:36]>> Aladdin.

[00:10:38]>> Did you hear the guy in the back about genie with three wishes?

[00:10:41]>> Going to greet.

[00:10:42]>> Oh, please. I just want to go home.

[00:10:44]>> So, who's going to dance when I sing Shady the whole joint?

[00:10:46]>> Who's going to dance when I sing?

[00:10:47][laughter] [gasps] >> Wait, Ian, let's do a duette.

[00:10:51]>> She's really pretty. That IRA was hot.

[00:10:53]>> I just want to go to bed.

[00:10:54]>> Nikki, I had a long day. I don't want to go to the next.

[00:10:56]>> He's like, I'll take you home.

[00:10:58]>> We can drop her off on the way. I can take you home.

[00:11:00]>> Oh, >> there we go.

[00:11:01]>> Finally. You're a real piece of work, man.

[00:11:04]>> Thank you. Bear, you have to come. No.

[00:11:07]>> Oh, he doesn't.

[00:11:08]>> Does anybody have cash?

[00:11:10]>> I think I have a 20.

[00:11:11]>> I'll pay you back.

[00:11:12]>> You can't have it.

[00:11:22]eat.

[00:11:25]>> Oh, she gave it to a homeless person.

[00:11:27]>> All right, Barry, you ready?

[00:11:28]>> Good night, guys.

[00:11:30]>> She's She's thoughtful. She's witty.

[00:11:32]She's generous.

[00:11:33]>> Mhm.

[00:11:34]>> Home safe.

[00:11:34]>> God, you're so annoying. You >> Ian, get your girl home safe.

[00:11:38]>> E, don't say it like that.

[00:11:39]>> See that linker from the friend?

[00:11:41]>> Let's go. These losers. Let's go. [ __ ] >> Yeah, bear. [ __ ] you.

[00:11:46]>> [ __ ] you, Baron.

[00:11:47]>> Sorry about your cat, Baron.

[00:11:49]>> Oh, sure. It's okay.

[00:11:49]>> Oh, Baron. Baron. There is a good nickname for Baron.

[00:11:53]>> It's going to be weird not seeing you every day.

[00:11:58]>> Just not happy there.

[00:12:00]>> Who would be honestly?

[00:12:02]>> I'm not feeling love and I want to feel love if I want.

[00:12:05]>> Yeah, she's she's not into it, man.

[00:12:07]>> Cuz she wouldn't say that to him.

[00:12:09]>> You know, you're the only person that I get to really talk to about this stuff.

[00:12:13]>> I mean, he's definitely in love with you.

[00:12:16]>> She seems to be open to him, >> especially at work. God, >> you're not a complete frequ.

[00:12:23]>> Is this romantic? Am I missing it?

[00:12:25]>> I I I got you something.

[00:12:28]>> What? Ew. No. That Why does that make me nervous?

[00:12:33]>> I don't know.

[00:12:35]That's an odd reaction.

[00:12:39]>> Bear just took a deep go.

[00:12:41]>> Oh, that about to stun him hearing that reaction when he's like, "I got you something."

[00:12:47]>> Yeah. What the heck? Why did she say ew?

[00:12:49]Creepy house.

[00:12:52]>> That's just a house.

[00:12:54]>> Yeah, but lighting, bro.

[00:12:55]>> Oh, >> you know Sarah's asking about you all day today.

[00:13:01]>> I knew it. Sarah was looking at him in a way.

[00:13:03]>> Oh, Sarah likes him.

[00:13:05]>> How do you feel about that?

[00:13:07]>> You're asking if I have feelings for Sarah.

[00:13:09]>> See?

[00:13:10]>> Oh, man.

[00:13:11]>> I'm asking.

[00:13:12]>> He has a crush on you, honey.

[00:13:14]>> I have a crush on you.

[00:13:16]>> I like her as a friend. Well, I hear she's so obvious.

[00:13:21]>> Yeah, she is.

[00:13:22]>> When I have a crush on a guy, oh, >> no one knows.

[00:13:26]>> Oh my god.

[00:13:27]>> Good night.

[00:13:28]>> Oh no, >> you lost your chance.

[00:13:30]>> Nikki, wait. Your gift.

[00:13:32]>> What?

[00:13:33]>> I was going to ask you um [laughter] the Jimmy.

[00:13:41]>> I I lost my train of thought.

[00:13:43]>> Oh, come on, man. You idiot.

[00:13:44]>> No, you didn't. Just ask. He's pissing me off, bro.

[00:13:48]>> Good night.

[00:13:49]>> I hate this [ __ ] [laughter] Hate this [ __ ] >> Good night.

[00:13:54]>> Oh, it came back.

[00:13:55]>> Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.

[00:13:56]>> Remember in Mr. Lando's class when um I forgot my mouthpiece.

[00:14:01]>> Lando liked me. You were under >> night freaky Nikki.

[00:14:08][laughter] >> Freaky Nikki. [sighs] >> Ew. Don't call me that.

[00:14:14]>> Yeah. Uh yeah, that was a deal from another friend.

[00:14:17]>> I know. I was kidding.

[00:14:19]>> You know I don't like that.

[00:14:20]>> Sorry.

[00:14:23]>> Do you like me? Do you like me?

[00:14:27]>> Yes. Yes.

[00:14:30]>> What?

[00:14:30]>> What?

[00:14:31]>> Cuz if you do, now is the time to tell me.

[00:14:32]>> Yeah, bro. Be honest.

[00:14:34]>> Boy, just be honest. She's being straight up with you.

[00:14:37]>> Tell her you don't say >> this. This could work, right?

[00:14:41]>> Yeah.

[00:14:45]I >> say it. Just say it.

[00:14:50]>> I think we're good friends.

[00:14:52]>> Oh, no.

[00:14:54]>> NO.

[00:14:55]>> NO.

[00:14:56]>> DUDE, your chance was right there.

[00:15:00]>> Okay.

[00:15:01]>> Friending himself.

[00:15:02]>> Good. Good night.

[00:15:04]>> And that's it, dude. You blew it.

[00:15:06]>> [ __ ] >> What? Why?

[00:15:08]>> All time fumble, >> bro. How does she like that? That was a lob. She gives you a wide open lob and you just >> That was LeBron in the clutch, bro.

[00:15:16]>> I mean, he just also friend-zoned himself by saying, >> "Absolutely.

[00:15:20]>> These are friends. You only get one."

[00:15:23]>> No, no, no, no.

[00:15:26]Look like it makes noise.

[00:15:30]>> Sounds like a retro video game.

[00:15:32]>> That sounds like death.

[00:15:33]>> Yeah.

[00:15:34]>> I wish Nikki Freeman love me more than anyone in the [ __ ] world.

[00:15:37]>> Why would you? Yeah, you you literally made that the worst possible way you could have said that.

[00:15:43]>> What the [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] >> Huh? Uhoh.

[00:15:47]>> You said you had something for me.

[00:15:49]>> I I left it at home.

[00:15:50]>> This boy liking.

[00:15:52]>> Okay, >> then let's go get it.

[00:15:55]>> I can bring it to work tomorrow.

[00:15:57]>> Oh, okay.

[00:16:02]>> Don't [ __ ] tell me.

[00:16:04]>> Maybe you want to come inside. Oh, >> I mean I [laughter] did just lose my cat bear.

[00:16:09]>> Wait, what?

[00:16:10]>> What?

[00:16:11]>> What?

[00:16:12]>> Wait, what?

[00:16:12]>> You lost your cat?

[00:16:15]>> Oh, wait. Uh, I mean I mean you lost your cat.

[00:16:19]>> Oh, she's like nervous.

[00:16:20]>> She's like dumbfounded in love.

[00:16:22]>> Do you should we Do you want to come inside or >> are you okay?

[00:16:27]>> Are you okay?

[00:16:30][laughter] It's >> so creepy. Am I okay because of the cat?

[00:16:33]What the heck am I watching? Why is it making me feel disturbed?

[00:16:38]>> Why don't you come inside and we can have some drinks and talk about your cat?

[00:16:46]>> Yeah.

[00:16:47]>> I'm confused. I've seen people say >> I'm so creeped out. I love this [ __ ] >> I'm not acting.

[00:16:53]>> Wait, what the [ __ ] >> What the [ __ ] >> What?

[00:16:56]>> Are you okay?

[00:16:57]>> I'm acting so weird.

[00:16:59]>> Yeah, >> it's so weird.

[00:17:01]>> She's not even in control. What the [ __ ] [laughter] >> No.

[00:17:06]>> Why?

[00:17:06]>> No. No.

[00:17:08]>> Oh.

[00:17:10]>> What?

[00:17:12]>> What are you doing?

[00:17:13]>> Come on.

[00:17:14]>> Come on.

[00:17:15]>> What the What?

[00:17:16]>> What the?

[00:17:18]>> Actually, no.

[00:17:20]>> Be careful what you wish for. Be careful what you wish for.

[00:17:25]>> WY, >> I know what you're trying to do.

[00:17:30]>> Oh my gosh. Oh my god. Why are you getting in my car?

[00:17:34]>> Let's go to your place.

[00:17:36]>> You are honestly freaking me out.

[00:17:37]>> Uh-oh.

[00:17:38]>> God, no.

[00:17:40]>> I have never seen you act like this before. What the is wrong with you?

[00:17:43]>> Freaky Nikki, you conjured her.

[00:17:45]>> I just don't know if I can be alone right now. [gasps] >> Why?

[00:17:51]>> Yeah, Dad's dying.

[00:17:54]>> What?

[00:17:54]>> Oh my god, >> Nikki. Oh, she's crying now. I just took one step inside my house and I couldn't.

[00:18:02]>> Maybe that's why she needed to go home early.

[00:18:08]>> Hell no.

[00:18:08]>> Not the crocodile tears.

[00:18:11]>> Can we go, please?

[00:18:12]>> Where do you want to go?

[00:18:15]>> I like literally, >> bro.

[00:18:19]>> Yo, that was a quick 180. And also, >> he didn't tell her that his cat died. He told the other girl his cat died. Is that >> No, he told >> No, I think he mentioned it in the car.

[00:18:31]Yeah, in the It was like real quick in the beginning.

[00:18:34]>> Okay, he mentioned it.

[00:18:35]>> It's bigger than your last place.

[00:18:37]>> Yeah. Um, it's grandma's. I got to keep it.

[00:18:42]>> Oh, maybe Bonnie was grandma.

[00:18:44]>> Smells like you.

[00:18:46]>> So, it does smell funky.

[00:18:47]>> I'm sorry I was weird or >> No need to apologize. Just um I've I got a feeling she's going to get naked in like 2 minutes. Take all the space or time that you need. Good night.

[00:19:00]>> Wait, >> my cat died. But no, it didn't.

[00:19:04]>> Can you sleep with me?

[00:19:06]>> Oh my goodness.

[00:19:08]>> Please.

[00:19:09]>> Yeah.

[00:19:12]>> All right. Now, >> I don't know how your thought wouldn't immediately be, "Oh my god, that thing worked."

[00:19:19]>> You okay?

[00:19:20]>> Given the circumstances. Yeah.

[00:19:22]>> No. Is that true though about her dad?

[00:19:24]>> I don't think so. So >> take your nasty socks socks off.

[00:19:31]>> At least he took his shoes off, bro.

[00:19:34]>> Oh god. She like she's getting in there and when she was smelling she like had made a sound like she was going to orgasm.

[00:19:40]>> Oh god.

[00:19:47]Oh girl.

[00:19:49]>> God, I needed this.

[00:19:51]>> Why?

[00:19:53]>> Uhoh. I'm really sorry about your cat affair.

[00:19:56]>> You keep talking about the cat.

[00:19:58]>> I think you got me beat on that one.

[00:20:00][laughter] >> Okay then.

[00:20:12]Oh.

[00:20:17]>> Oh, he's been waiting for this for so long. He's dreamt about this for so long and now he it's like real and he doesn't know what to do with it.

[00:20:24]>> What the [ __ ] [screaming] >> WHAT THE [ __ ] >> OH [ __ ] NIKKI, >> WHAT THE [ __ ] WAS THAT?

[00:20:31]>> I DON'T KNOW. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

[00:20:33]>> NO, NO, NO. NIKKI, what the [ __ ] >> Her actual self keeps coming out.

[00:20:38]>> Is it like her actual self is like popping in and out?

[00:20:41]>> So what? She keeps coming back every like couple seconds like to herself.

[00:20:45]>> I'm sorry. I just I thought I saw >> Oh my god.

[00:20:48]>> It was a panic attack. What? All right, go back to the shop now.

[00:20:51]>> Giving him a panic attack.

[00:20:52]>> I'm just so [laughter] >> Guys, we're doing this for you.

[00:20:59]>> Get her on some certain or something. I don't know.

[00:21:05]>> Yeah, smart man.

[00:21:07]>> No, dude. That what the [ __ ] was she?

[00:21:10]Like, what the [ __ ] >> That was a That was a snapped out of it.

[00:21:12]What the [ __ ] I got to look up that stick that I just snapped.

[00:21:22]>> Probe. It's a good name for a search engine.

[00:21:27]>> Thread it.

[00:21:28]>> Thread it.

[00:21:29]>> No, they 100% don't work. Yes, I swear they work. No, of course they don't work.

[00:21:34]>> No, they 100% don't work. Yes, I swear they work. No, of course they don't. So, it's like 50/50.

[00:21:39]>> It's 50/50. Some people say yes, some people say no, you know.

[00:21:46]not get anywhere. Okay, you'd have to do a little bit more researching information.

[00:21:50]>> Yeah, but like go to a different website or something.

[00:21:55]>> What were you doing?

[00:21:56]>> Jesus Christ.

[00:21:57]>> I was just going to the bathroom.

[00:21:59]>> Can you lay with me?

[00:22:00]>> No. This is what you wanted. You said you wish Nikki was the one. You wish for Nikki to love you more than anything in the world.

[00:22:07]>> Please.

[00:22:12]>> I love it. how creepy it is. We can't really see her face all that.

[00:22:15]>> I was going to say the lighting is so intentional.

[00:22:18]>> Oh god, the scary music under the covers.

[00:22:23]>> Why is the music?

[00:22:27]>> I don't know how he fell asleep.

[00:22:29]>> Why are you laying with me? [laughter] >> I don't like it.

[00:22:39]>> Oh, she was behind me.

[00:22:43]What?

[00:22:44]>> Oh, no.

[00:22:46]No. You're supposed to like it.

[00:22:49]It's a memorial. I >> Oh, that's just weird. That is weird.

[00:22:54]>> Well, I don't know if it's [ __ ] weird.

[00:22:57]>> No, it is.

[00:22:58]>> Wait, did she go get the cat out of the trash or something? What the hell?

[00:23:03]>> No, it's [ __ ] up.

[00:23:04]>> Is that good?

[00:23:07]>> Why would that be good? [laughter] >> Why would that be good? Oh, Nikki.

[00:23:11]>> She's dressed like him.

[00:23:14]>> I didn't catch that.

[00:23:16]>> Don't say Karen.

[00:23:17]>> No, but isn't that >> what you mean? Karen is such a good term.

[00:23:20]>> What the what happened last night? Okay.

[00:23:25]>> Too much crap on >> the crazy that I just had. Dude, what are you afraid of? Sarah, just pretend like we're laughing [laughter] through something. What? I don't know.

[00:23:39]Did you?

[00:23:39]>> A mental breakdown for sure.

[00:23:41]>> Dude, she was acting supering weird.

[00:23:42]>> What? Is she okay?

[00:23:43]>> No. Did she tell you what's wrong? Like sort of, but I think there's more.

[00:23:47]>> She's still back there looking.

[00:23:48]>> She's still staring at you.

[00:23:50]>> I'm going to let her tell you. Don't bring it up and then don't tell me you [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Really?

[00:23:56]>> That's what she told me.

[00:23:57]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:23:58]>> Her head is not been turned towards him the whole time.

[00:24:02]>> Mental breakdown or something like she would like freak out and she would like snap back to happen.

[00:24:07]>> What the [ __ ] Are Are you joking?

[00:24:08]>> Kissing me and crying. It was really [ __ ] So you told her how you felt and then >> he didn't even tell her how he felt yet.

[00:24:15]>> I didn't tell her.

[00:24:17]>> I'm going to kill this guy.

[00:24:18]>> You think she was on Molly again?

[00:24:20]>> Again? Oh god. She's a Molly user.

[00:24:23]>> I mean, I don't think >> Bro, she's still >> dog. This is so crazy.

[00:24:29]>> He >> Yo, [ __ ] this scene.

[00:24:31]>> She was on [ __ ] Molly.

[00:24:34]>> E, >> she's like, "Don't be weird." She just chill the out and cl >> Baron. I'm going to need you to play Moon River on the piano for that 14-year-old [ __ ] pricking.

[00:24:44]>> Hey. [laughter] All right. Come on, guys. Big day.

[00:24:50]>> Oh my god.

[00:24:54]>> Staring right at him the whole time.

[00:24:58]>> Uh Nikki, I don't know if I can take you home today.

[00:25:01]>> I know. I'm just grabbing my birds.

[00:25:03]Oh, >> is this a new tactic or?

[00:25:07]>> Yeah.

[00:25:07]>> Are you going to take her?

[00:25:08]>> Yeah. Want to take her? Trust me. Bye, guys. See you.

[00:25:13]>> She's not going to like that. He has other friends.

[00:25:16]>> Did you talk to her?

[00:25:17]>> Yeah, I did.

[00:25:18]>> What did she say?

[00:25:19]>> Uh, she she's she's good.

[00:25:21]>> She was staring at me, but >> I was just talking to her. She was looking at both of us. Looked like we were talking about her. So, that explains that you guys walked in together.

[00:25:29]>> Makes sense. Don't Don't do that cuz you know we just >> She's not going to leave your sights.

[00:25:33]>> Daddy, I'm just >> Oh my gosh.

[00:25:35]>> Hey, bear.

[00:25:37]>> Hey, >> I had to shower and I didn't know what to >> She's complete darkness again.

[00:25:42]>> So, I'm really sorry about last night.

[00:25:43]>> She dressed up.

[00:25:44]>> I um I'm just glad I could be there. I >> So, I probably shouldn't have taken anything.

[00:25:51]>> What?

[00:25:51]>> I was on MDMA.

[00:25:54]>> Wasted.

[00:25:55]>> No, you weren't.

[00:25:56]>> That's okay.

[00:25:56]>> Well, you weren't. My dad made me a mess and so I did things I probably wouldn't have done otherwise. And I'm not saying that you took advantage of me.

[00:26:02]>> Nikki, I didn't know you were on drugs.

[00:26:04]>> That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying that.

[00:26:06]>> Look at her eyes.

[00:26:07]>> Not saying what?

[00:26:08]>> I'm saying you didn't.

[00:26:09]>> Okay, good. I'm confused. She's confusing me.

[00:26:12]>> I really like what we have and I want to be honest about some things and it's really important for me.

[00:26:17]>> It's okay. Um, [sighs and gasps] okay.

[00:26:19]>> I know you like me, Bear.

[00:26:22]>> No, I >> Why do you like me? How old is he?

[00:26:28]>> Would it freak you out if I said yes?

[00:26:31]>> Actually, probably the complete opposite.

[00:26:33]>> How long have you felt that way? [music] >> Started during Christmas and then last night I saw what we could.

[00:26:40]>> Do you have feelings [music] for me?

[00:26:43]>> It just felt like a jump scare is about to happen or something.

[00:26:46]>> Yeah, I do. [laughter] >> Finally.

[00:26:48]>> Finally.

[00:26:51]>> Oh, okay. We're just jumping to it >> to Schmoolus.

[00:26:54]>> Oh, no. Nope.

[00:26:57]>> Oh god. [laughter] >> Oh jeez. [music] >> Sarah liked him.

[00:27:15]>> What?

[00:27:16]>> It's to the point he's got to like direct back the movie. She doesn't take her eyes off of him.

[00:27:24]Things are going to start to get weird once the honeymoon phase is over.

[00:27:28]>> Okay. Seems like a great relationship.

[00:27:31]>> How's your dad doing?

[00:27:33]>> Can we not talk about that?

[00:27:35]>> Okay.

[00:27:37]>> Yeah, cuz I was capping.

[00:27:38]>> What do you want to do? I mean, I've never really asked.

[00:27:41]>> I'm kind of private, I guess.

[00:27:43]>> You guess.

[00:27:44]>> They're both so good. Gh.

[00:27:46]>> Call [snorts] me a closed book.

[00:27:49]Well, I guess the good thing about a closed book is I get to read it from the start.

[00:27:53]>> Damn game. Sorry.

[00:27:57]It's the second time he's called.

[00:27:58]>> I hope everything is all right.

[00:28:00]>> I'll be right back.

[00:28:02]>> What is it, dude? I'm busy.

[00:28:03]>> I'm busy doing Nikki.

[00:28:06]>> I'm not going to tell Sarah about this because I don't want to spread drama.

[00:28:08]>> Uh-oh.

[00:28:09]>> I looked into Nikki's dad having cancer.

[00:28:11]>> Oh, >> and he's healthy as a baby.

[00:28:14]>> I figured.

[00:28:15]>> Why would she lie about that, Ian?

[00:28:16]>> I don't know. For attention. She's lied about that to get closer to you.

[00:28:20]>> I called the hospital she told me about and they didn't even know who I was talking about.

[00:28:24]>> Look, you know I always got your back on this.

[00:28:27]>> Do you do >> Nikki and Sarah had a conversation about you.

[00:28:30]>> Okay. What did she What did he say?

[00:28:31]>> Nikki said she just thought of you like her little brother or you know she >> Oh. Oh god. What's she doing?

[00:28:37]>> I just I don't know. I think she has some kind of ill intentions or something freaking mental is going on. Man, this is strange.

[00:28:44]>> It's super weird.

[00:28:45]>> Interesting.

[00:28:46]>> Yeah. snapped into a different person.

[00:28:49]>> Yeah.

[00:28:50]>> You now it's coming together.

[00:28:52]>> Yeah.

[00:28:55][music] >> And mad time pass.

[00:29:00]Everything okay?

[00:29:03]>> So about your dad, >> Nikki, do you Never mind.

[00:29:07]>> I have something for you. Open it. It's a It's a tiger's eye. It was my mom's and then it was mine. It's supposed to bring you confidence and willpower. So now you can be a food critic.

[00:29:20]>> You can use that. The confidence >> bear. I love you so so so so much. I don't think I could live without you.

[00:29:28]>> Oh, >> you love me more than anyone in the world.

[00:29:32]>> Yes. More than anyone.

[00:29:36]>> The wish worked.

[00:29:38]>> Does your dad really have cancer?

[00:29:40]>> Oh, no.

[00:29:42]>> No, but she admitted it. Oh no. Oh no.

[00:29:46]>> Oh my god.

[00:29:48]>> What?

[00:29:49]>> No. No. No. NO. NO.

[00:29:52]>> OH. WHAT THE [ __ ] >> NO. NO. NO. NO. [screaming] NO. Don't do that.

[00:29:59]>> Oh [ __ ] >> She's crying.

[00:30:01]>> I thought we were having a nice day.

[00:30:03]>> We We are parents.

[00:30:04]>> Why does it matter? I thought we were having a nice >> We are.

[00:30:08]>> Oh no.

[00:30:09]>> We were having a nice day.

[00:30:11]>> We are.

[00:30:12]>> Oh no. [laughter] That's what a three-year-old does when they don't get their McNuggets.

[00:30:18]>> We are.

[00:30:19]>> Oh my god. Oh, that's the worst.

[00:30:22][laughter] No.

[00:30:25]>> Then why does it matter?

[00:30:27]>> Cuz you lied about your dad having cancer.

[00:30:30]>> Does it matter to me?

[00:30:33]>> That was Pete crazy. That was Pete crazy.

[00:30:38]>> Yeah, baby.

[00:30:42]Dude, her face is just >> she even there?

[00:30:49]>> I don't know if either one of you saw it. She has a necklace with a B on it.

[00:30:53]>> What does it say on it?

[00:30:54]>> Just say for B for bear.

[00:30:56]>> Oh wow.

[00:30:57]>> She wasn't even into the sex. She was just staring off into >> She's literally just a puppet.

[00:31:02]>> I mean, we knew that, but I mean, that was just weird seeing it like that.

[00:31:05]>> Right. Right. Oh my gosh.

[00:31:08]>> Except now we realize it's a freaking nightmare. Witching hour. 3 to 4.

[00:31:12]>> Yeah. Where where is she? What the hell is she doing? Well, she day up now.

[00:31:16]>> She's woring worshiping the strawberry moon or whatever it is tonight.

[00:31:21][laughter] >> Is that her in the corner, bro? It is.

[00:31:27]>> She's in that corner. No.

[00:31:29]>> Go back to sleep.

[00:31:30]>> The Nikki.

[00:31:33]>> Yo, what the [ __ ] >> What are you doing?

[00:31:36]>> Oh my god.

[00:31:40]That's creepy as [ __ ] >> What are you doing?

[00:31:44]>> Nah, she's >> watching you sleep.

[00:31:46]>> Wearing my sweater, huh?

[00:31:47]>> Smells like you.

[00:31:48]>> She sounds unnatural.

[00:31:49]>> Back to bed.

[00:31:50]>> No.

[00:31:52]>> Whoa.

[00:31:53]>> No.

[00:31:55]>> Oh, hell no. Nikki, you creeping me out.

[00:32:01]>> Nikki, >> what? I don't like my dreams.

[00:32:08]Oh god, [laughter] [screaming] >> what is that sound?

[00:32:16]>> I feel like you don't love me as much as I do.

[00:32:21]>> Oh my god.

[00:32:22]>> Like it's not you.

[00:32:26]>> That is insane.

[00:32:28]>> Just come back to bed.

[00:32:30]>> Why does she look different?

[00:32:33]>> Please.

[00:32:33]>> Bear deserves this. But poor Nikki has no agency. This is horrifying. What a nightmare for her.

[00:32:39]>> Poor girl.

[00:32:41]>> Go back to sleep.

[00:32:43]>> I don't think he can. Girl, >> why would you look away?

[00:32:53]>> Okay, he's got his eyes open.

[00:32:57]>> I actually kind of feel bad for her cuz >> Yeah, >> she did not ask for this.

[00:33:02][screaming] HELP.

[00:33:07]>> You can't sleep.

[00:33:08]>> Where are you?

[00:33:12]>> That's so weird. She's walking so weird.

[00:33:14]What the hell?

[00:33:16]>> What the Why is she walking like that?

[00:33:22]>> What?

[00:33:23]>> Why is she holding a flower vase to her head?

[00:33:25]>> I don't know.

[00:33:27]>> Nikki, what are you doing?

[00:33:30]No, >> Nikki.

[00:33:32]>> This guy that made his life a horror movie for no reason. What do you want me to do?

[00:33:38]>> For Sandy. Okay.

[00:33:42]>> Who?

[00:33:43]>> The cat.

[00:33:45][laughter] >> Jesus Christ. Oh my god.

[00:33:53][laughter] He just feels her eyes piercing.

[00:33:58]>> Okay.

[00:34:02]Okay, boss. Okay, I will not be going anywhere. Wow.

[00:34:12]>> Oh no.

[00:34:14]Oh, she cut his hair.

[00:34:14]>> There's a lot of his hair missing.

[00:34:16]>> She cut his hair.

[00:34:17]>> Morning.

[00:34:18]>> Morning.

[00:34:19]>> Did you cut my hair?

[00:34:22]>> Yeah.

[00:34:24]>> In his sleep.

[00:34:25]>> Let's not do that.

[00:34:29]Okay. [snorts] >> Packed you a lunch.

[00:34:34]>> In a lunch box.

[00:34:36]>> Can Can we talk about last night?

[00:34:38]>> I know. I know.

[00:34:40]>> It's kind of weird, >> right?

[00:34:41]>> Kind of weird.

[00:34:42]>> Kind of.

[00:34:43]>> Kind of.

[00:34:44]>> I'm so sorry. I had a bad dream and I just >> Oh, she lost trans.

[00:34:52]>> How's this?

[00:34:55]Could he be?

[00:35:00]>> Oh my dude. [snorts] Yo, the not great.

[00:35:05]Okay, >> the pauses in this movie scare me so good.

[00:35:09]>> Come here, Evie.

[00:35:11]>> Come here.

[00:35:11]>> Listen.

[00:35:12]>> Oh my gosh. There's nothing in there.

[00:35:14]It's just like obsession is the literally all she is.

[00:35:19]>> So so so >> Oh no. No.

[00:35:23]>> Okay, good. Will you promise me something?

[00:35:26]>> Yes.

[00:35:27]>> No more watching me while I sleep.

[00:35:28]Moving weird.

[00:35:30]>> Moving weird.

[00:35:31]>> I super promise. And I'm so sorry that it even happened.

[00:35:35]>> Is that like the demon not being able to control itself? Sorry if I'm completely wrong with the demon theory, but I swear to it has to be >> okay.

[00:35:43]>> Okay.

[00:35:44]>> So, we're good.

[00:35:45]>> We're good.

[00:35:46]>> It's good. It's good.

[00:35:47]>> I wish I was scheduled today.

[00:35:49]>> No, no. Just enjoy your day off.

[00:35:51]>> Maybe I can pop by.

[00:35:53]>> No, no. Just make yourself at home.

[00:35:56]>> What the hell?

[00:35:57]>> What the hell?

[00:35:59]>> What the >> Oh my god.

[00:36:03]>> Love you.

[00:36:03]>> Oh no. That was [screaming] his face.

[00:36:05]>> God.

[00:36:06]>> She taped the door shut so he can't leave.

[00:36:08]>> If you're having trouble with the door, maybe you should just stay home.

[00:36:12][laughter] >> No. I got it.

[00:36:16]>> He's just acting like it's not a big deal.

[00:36:18]>> Bye.

[00:36:21]I hate that smell very much.

[00:36:23]>> Ew.

[00:36:26]You just going to stand there >> until he come back >> until he comes back home. Oh no. Poor girl. That's what I'm talking about.

[00:36:32]She's not going to eat, pee, [ __ ] nothing.

[00:36:35]>> Oh my god. This is her eye. Look at her eye twitching. That's so sad.

[00:36:40]>> Is she peeing?

[00:36:41]>> I hear a little she's peeing.

[00:36:46]>> This [ __ ] is nuts.

[00:36:49]I mean like she's now like having her needs, you know, as a human, but she's not there. I don't know how to even explain what I'm thinking.

[00:37:00]>> I was hoping for like a fun kind of movie [laughter] to watch >> cuz she loves him more than anyone else in the world. That includes her >> herself.

[00:37:09]>> So, she has no needs if it doesn't fit into whatever he wants.

[00:37:13]>> Mhm.

[00:37:19]Everyone's so entitled these days.

[00:37:21]>> Not me. So, she's in there somewhere.

[00:37:23]>> [ __ ] is that a joke?

[00:37:26]>> Not really.

[00:37:28]>> I wouldn't eat nothing that nothing she makes.

[00:37:31]>> I'm scared. What is that?

[00:37:33]>> Ian.

[00:37:33]>> It's a cat. Don't eat that [ __ ] I don't know.

[00:37:36]>> You going to Ian's thing tonight?

[00:37:38]>> First I've heard. Well, what?

[00:37:40]>> There's hair in that sandwich. Come on.

[00:37:42]>> I couldn't care less whatever game Nikki is playing. I just don't want you to get hurt.

[00:37:46]>> What is your problem with Nikki?

[00:37:47]>> And if Ian's going to spread my [ __ ] >> why are you giving her lip when you know your girlfriend's crazy?

[00:37:51]>> Then you should know Ian.

[00:37:53]>> We got another one.

[00:37:55]>> Ian and Niki.

[00:37:57]She was supposed to say something about Ian and Nikki apparently.

[00:38:00]>> God, I'm nervous.

[00:38:03]God.

[00:38:05]>> Oh, is it for like college?

[00:38:07]>> Well, you got to get in somewhere. Okay, get back to work.

[00:38:13]All her hopes and dreams are crushed.

[00:38:15]>> This is what I get for being such a nice, huh?

[00:38:21]>> Oh, I guess we won't find out.

[00:38:23]>> You're not allowed to make mistakes when you're a kid.

[00:38:25]>> That [snorts] you're the last one.

[00:38:27]>> No, one more.

[00:38:28]>> You should have gone with her instead.

[00:38:30]She actually liked you.

[00:38:32]>> You can give me a tattoo without school.

[00:38:34]>> Thanks.

[00:38:35]>> That's so sweet.

[00:38:39]>> Your lunch smells weird.

[00:38:45]Oops. Jesus.

[00:38:47]>> My little food critic.

[00:38:49]>> What are you doing?

[00:38:51]>> What's the verdict on cat?

[00:38:54]>> What?

[00:38:54]>> What does that mean? What's the verdict?

[00:38:56]Cat.

[00:38:58]>> She did not. She did not.

[00:39:01]>> There's no way. No [ __ ] way.

[00:39:06]No. Is he eating his cat?

[00:39:08]>> That is so [ __ ] weird.

[00:39:11]No. [groaning and screaming] My god.

[00:39:16]>> You wouldn't recognize that. That doesn't taste right.

[00:39:19]>> You didn't notice that when you ate it, >> bear. What does that mean, >> Bear? What is it?

[00:39:28]>> What the [laughter] >> Are you okay, Bear? What's Oh my god.

[00:39:36]Are you okay?

[00:39:39]That was a die.

[00:39:40]>> Inside joke.

[00:39:42]>> Such a joke.

[00:39:44]>> Now if he goes home and try to justify this something seriously up.

[00:39:47]>> I had to Uber today. Check engine light.

[00:39:50]>> I was going to run some errands. Come on. We're neighbors.

[00:39:55]>> Check your back seat. Check everything.

[00:39:57]>> So >> we going to talk about you and Nikki.

[00:40:01]>> No, let's not.

[00:40:02]>> You come to me saying Nikki's having like mental breakdown or >> Mhm.

[00:40:05]>> And now you're acting like Oh, no. No.

[00:40:08]We're in love. She's [ __ ] fine.

[00:40:09]Everything.

[00:40:09]>> She was on drugs. Nikki is literally fine.

[00:40:12]>> Um, how old is that cat? Where was she keeping it? I don't know cuz I'm confused about how long it's been.

[00:40:17]>> I mean, you have to admit that's crazy.

[00:40:19]>> I heard you're having a party tonight.

[00:40:20]>> Don't change the subject.

[00:40:21]>> Why didn't you invite us?

[00:40:22]>> Oh. Oh, so now you're an us. I'm not going to invite you two to my place.

[00:40:26]>> Why not?

[00:40:28]>> Because >> he was effing in there.

[00:40:31]>> Kind of looks like Nikki's going through something. M >> it kind of looks like you're taking advantage of the situation. Say it with love, bro. For >> real.

[00:40:39]>> It's a bad look, man.

[00:40:40]>> That's so unfair, dude. She's the one who won't leave me alone.

[00:40:45]>> Fine.

[00:40:46]>> But why? Then tell him why.

[00:40:49]>> You want to come over tonight >> without her?

[00:40:51]>> Maybe you can't come. If the relationship is healthy and it's not >> Oh, he's on to something.

[00:40:57]>> It's not built on some codependency. Dad dying, not dying.

[00:41:01]>> Uhhuh. Huh? Should have no [ __ ] problem with you coming to a boy's night.

[00:41:04]>> I'm totally fine with it, too.

[00:41:05]>> You are fine with it.

[00:41:08]>> Oh my god, that cat sandwich.

[00:41:11]>> I'm very upset. You can't cook the cat.

[00:41:13]Okay, >> you have to tell her this. Like, come on.

[00:41:26]Contact us if you have any problems or questions.

[00:41:33]How in the [ __ ] is this product legal?

[00:41:38]>> Hello.

[00:41:39]>> Hello.

[00:41:40]>> Um, is this one wish Willow?

[00:41:43]>> Yeah.

[00:41:44]>> I I was calling to see if there's a way I can alter a wish. Uh, >> like to cancel your wish?

[00:41:51]>> No. No. No. No.

[00:41:55]>> He's [snorts] a He's a [ __ ] >> Alter it a little. I'm sorry. We don't really do that.

[00:42:03]>> What the >> Is her love real?

[00:42:07]>> No.

[00:42:07]>> Just because you chose this for her doesn't make it less real.

[00:42:12]>> Okay, then I would like to cancel.

[00:42:14]>> You'd like to file a cancel request?

[00:42:16][laughter] >> Yes.

[00:42:16]>> Yes. Yes. A cancel request?

[00:42:18]>> We don't really do that.

[00:42:21][laughter] >> We don't really >> You were just making it sound like I could put in a request.

[00:42:25]>> Just guessing your intention. [laughter] >> Wow. Oh, >> what the hell? What can I do then?

[00:42:31]>> We don't really do that.

[00:42:33]>> Nothing really.

[00:42:34]>> Nothing.

[00:42:35]>> Oh my god.

[00:42:35]>> So, she's just [ __ ] forever.

[00:42:37]>> Well, yeah. I mean, as long as you live.

[00:42:39]>> As long as I live.

[00:42:41]>> Oh, boy.

[00:42:42]>> I mean, when you die, the wish will go away.

[00:42:47]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:42:49]>> Sounds to me like you have a moral obligation to be there for her.

[00:42:55]>> Oh, they just twisted it.

[00:42:58]You have a moral obligation to be there for her.

[00:43:01]>> Do you want to talk to her?

[00:43:03]>> What? Who? [screaming] >> Talk to her.

[00:43:06]>> Who is that?

[00:43:08]>> That's Nikki.

[00:43:09]>> Who is that?

[00:43:11]>> Nikki.

[00:43:12]>> What?

[00:43:13]>> Do you want to speak to her?

[00:43:16]>> What?

[00:43:17]>> That's That's the real Nikki screaming in agony.

[00:43:20]>> She's like trapped. Yeah.

[00:43:24]>> Oh my god. I would not go back into that house, man. I won't.

[00:43:27]>> No.

[00:43:33][screaming] [cheering] >> No. Why? Why? Why? She stay.

[00:43:42]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:43:43]>> She's been standing there the whole time.

[00:43:45]>> Oh my gosh. She even moved.

[00:43:49]>> What happened?

[00:43:50]>> What?

[00:43:50]>> Look at her face. She hasn't been eating or drinking anything.

[00:43:53]>> What happened? I ate a bug or I have stomach bug, I think.

[00:43:59]>> Okay, >> the sounds are not helping the situation at all.

[00:44:02]>> The sound design.

[00:44:03]>> I was just waiting for you to come home.

[00:44:07]>> Jesus Lord.

[00:44:08]>> Let's Let's go shower.

[00:44:10]>> I'll clean it up. Okay.

[00:44:11]>> And I'll clean it up. I promise.

[00:44:13]>> E.

[00:44:15]>> Um, you can [ __ ] >> [ __ ] >> Vom [ __ ] We talked about this.

[00:44:27]>> I'm horrified.

[00:44:29]>> Did you cook the cat?

[00:44:34]>> You can't do that. I am very upset about that. [laughter] >> Oh. He's like, "All right, good." So, it was good conversation.

[00:44:43]>> Hey, listen. Um Ian invited me to a a boys night tonight.

[00:44:48]>> Oh, snap. Ann said it was a boy's night, so I think maybe I'll just go.

[00:44:55]>> You know what? The real horror of this movie is his lack of confidence.

[00:44:59]>> Yes, he's so passive. He's such a >> He can never say what's on his mind, >> bro. It's disgusting.

[00:45:04]>> Sarah was telling me that she's going.

[00:45:07]>> He's going to rock up with Nikki to boys night anyway.

[00:45:11]>> Really?

[00:45:11]>> Okay. Well, I'll just stay here then.

[00:45:15]>> No, YOU KNOW WHAT? I I THINK YOU SHOULD COME. I I REALLY WANT YOU TO COME.

[00:45:19]>> NO. [screaming] IF YOU WANTED ME TO GO >> OH my god.

[00:45:26]>> I KNEW YOU WERE GOING to >> Oh my. That is just so disturbing.

[00:45:32]>> It is most definitely not a boy's night.

[00:45:34]>> Yeah.

[00:45:36]>> Yeah.

[00:45:36]>> Oh, Jenga.

[00:45:40]>> Someone's getting [ __ ] up on me. Okay.

[00:45:41]Choose someone to drink every time you do the next three rounds. So, it was a boy, but then Sarah showed up. See? You see?

[00:45:49]>> You're going down with this ship, man.

[00:45:51]Here we go.

[00:45:51]>> I love this version of Jenga.

[00:45:53]>> Baron. I want to sit next to Nikki.

[00:45:56]>> No.

[00:45:58]>> So, they wrote stuff on the bottom of >> Jenga. Yeah.

[00:46:01]>> Jenga like a drinking game. Jeez, there come spilled your butt on her.

[00:46:06][laughter] [laughter] >> Bro, Nikki, it's your turn.

[00:46:19]>> I bet you Bear is going to have to kiss the uh the girl next to him.

[00:46:23]>> I knew he was looking at my chest.

[00:46:26]>> What game is this?

[00:46:27]>> Recently mature to different sizes.

[00:46:30]>> What What was it? What did it say to do?

[00:46:32]>> I don't know. I'm more than your wife.

[00:46:36]>> Okay.

[00:46:37]>> I don't know what's on the block.

[00:46:39]>> Your sister.

[00:46:40]>> What?

[00:46:41]>> I knew he would not leave this place. He would relent and choose to be inside me like he had many nights before.

[00:46:48]>> All right, it's getting creepy.

[00:46:50]>> I would fillet his meaty forearm and insert the flesh between my legs.

[00:46:57]>> Pencil is my soul.

[00:46:59]>> Look at the guy in the back with the mustache. A love only the branch of a willow tree could conjure.

[00:47:07][gasps] >> And it did look like >> a branch.

[00:47:10]>> Notebook I'm working on. I [clears throat] don't have to drink.

[00:47:14]>> What?

[00:47:15]>> It's your turn. Joe, [laughter] switch with Baron. So, it's his turn now.

[00:47:28]>> What? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? Kiss the person on your left.

[00:47:35][laughter] >> Look at that face.

[00:47:42]>> Oh my god. Perfect. [laughter] >> Oh god.

[00:47:47]>> Pouty pouty.

[00:47:48]>> The fact that it's so childlike and petulant is it makes it so much more disturbing than like a demonic face.

[00:48:01]>> [snorts] >> Get up. Just get up. Just get up.

[00:48:16]Oh, what?

[00:48:21][laughter] Everyone say >> valid for her to be upset, but like ridiculous. No. [laughter] Stop.

[00:48:30]>> No one on this earth will ever comprehend what it feels like to love someone as much as I love you. And everyone in this room will die, never feeling the strength of connection I have felt with my bear.

[00:48:46]>> I mean, clearly you're not okay, >> Nikki.

[00:48:50]>> Sure.

[00:48:51]>> You okay? [laughter] Yo, literally, are you okay? Thank you for asking.

[00:48:59]>> I'm just kidding, guys.

[00:49:00]>> No, the [ __ ] you're not.

[00:49:01]>> The [ __ ] you aren't. That's not a people joke. [laughter] >> This been the longest joke.

[00:49:06]>> That's like somebody pulling a gun out, airing it up, going, "I WAS JUST KIDDING, BRO."

[00:49:11]>> OKAY, FINE. I'm not joking. Deal with it.

[00:49:14]>> I'll do both.

[00:49:15]>> Anybody uh want any jello shots?

[00:49:18]>> I'll take one. Thank you. Please farted.

[00:49:23]>> WHAT?

[00:49:25][screaming] >> It's not me.

[00:49:27]>> IT'S NOT ME.

[00:49:28]>> IT'S NOT ME. SHE STEPPED OUT OF ME AGAIN.

[00:49:31]>> IT'S NOT ME.

[00:49:34][groaning] [screaming] [cheering] >> NO, NO, NO, NO.

[00:49:42]WHY IS SHE DOING THAT?

[00:49:44]>> STOP. [screaming] PLEASE STOP. OH my god. Don't hold that pretty face.

[00:49:47]>> Get her to the hospital.

[00:49:51]Are you [ __ ] listening to me? Get up.

[00:49:54]>> Get up, [ __ ] >> She keeps snapping out of it.

[00:49:59]>> And she's terrified inside.

[00:50:03]>> Did you not take her?

[00:50:05][music] >> He wants me. What the did she say?

[00:50:13]>> Okay, they brought to the hospital.

[00:50:15]>> This is so crazy.

[00:50:18]Why can't they take her?

[00:50:19]>> And what the what? They wouldn't take her.

[00:50:26]>> Should we watch it together?

[00:50:29]His name is Napoleon, but he's British.

[00:50:42]I feel like something is going to go down, so I should let let you go. What are you doing?

[00:50:47]>> Just go in the bathroom, Nikki. Okay.

[00:50:50]>> Jesus.

[00:50:51]>> Can I stand outside?

[00:50:54]>> Why did you ask tonight?

[00:50:57]>> Nikki, >> Sarah's dirty.

[00:50:59]>> I just I'm sorry.

[00:51:02]>> Look at your face.

[00:51:04]>> I know Sarah likes you.

[00:51:06]>> Okay, so you hit yourself.

[00:51:09]>> That's just I [ __ ] EVERYTHING WAS NORMAL. EVERYTHING WAS GOOD. You were so I'm sorry. It was good for you, my guy.

[00:51:16]>> Yeah.

[00:51:17]>> Do you like me?

[00:51:19]>> I love you.

[00:51:23]>> No. No. No. No.

[00:51:24]>> Do you like me?

[00:51:25]>> Do you Do you like me? Do you even like me at all?

[00:51:27]>> I like you more than anything in the world.

[00:51:30]>> Is Is Nikki happy?

[00:51:34]>> He's confronting it now.

[00:51:41]>> Come here, Freaky Nikki.

[00:51:43]>> What are you doing? I'm going to the bathroom, Nikki. Can I do that?

[00:51:46]>> I know she hates being freaky. Nikki, >> can you tell me you love me?

[00:51:50]>> This is all I've ever wanted.

[00:51:52]>> Me, too.

[00:51:53]>> It's not real. You idiot.

[00:51:55]>> We need to like take some space from each other. Okay. But we have to >> JUST BE NORMAL.

[00:52:00]>> I CAN'T.

[00:52:02]>> OH MY GOSH.

[00:52:03]>> I can't be Nikki.

[00:52:05]>> Just be Nikki.

[00:52:06]>> I can't. I can't.

[00:52:09]I'll be anything you want me to. Nikki wouldn't say that. I just want you to act like Nikki.

[00:52:15]>> Have you beat Nikki?

[00:52:16]>> You're not being LIKE NIKKI.

[00:52:17]>> I CANNOT BE NIKKI. [screaming] >> I'M SORRY, >> BEAR. Come on, man. We had to figure something out.

[00:52:24]>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[00:52:26]>> I just want you to be my perfect puppet.

[00:52:28]Please.

[00:52:29]>> This [ __ ] wish is insane.

[00:52:32]>> It's not real.

[00:52:35]>> Well done. You finally accepted it. I love you in every reality. Bear, >> wow, what a thing to say.

[00:52:45]>> I love you.

[00:52:47]>> What the [ __ ] WHAT THE [ __ ] WHAT THE [ __ ] >> WHAT THE [ __ ] >> What the >> think you're scaring me?

[00:52:53]>> Don't be scared, baby. Don't be scared.

[00:52:54]I [laughter] I would never hurt you. I'M SORRY.

[00:52:57]>> OH MY GOD.

[00:53:00]>> Holy [ __ ] >> Why don't you take the bed for yourself tonight and I'll just go sleep again and I'll come back right in the morning.

[00:53:07]Okay, >> NIKKI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[00:53:12]>> OH, HELL NO. [laughter] >> She got a knife. She got a knife.

[00:53:18]>> Well, if I have the bed all to myself tonight, I'll lay there warm >> until slowly I feel >> cold.

[00:53:27]>> Okay. I don't think you can appease to her anymore.

[00:53:29]>> No. So, she's saying that if you leave and I'm alone tonight, >> then that feeling will slowly spread across my entire I mean, why would you say anything?

[00:53:39]>> You're still in my heart, but you're slipping.

[00:53:44]Any thought of pain or regret will slip away like chemical switch.

[00:53:52]Even though it's quiet in the room, somehow it gets >> So basically, she's saying, "I'm going to [ __ ] kill myself if you go away."

[00:54:01]>> There's just nothing. Jesus, Lord have mercy. Or you could stay.

[00:54:08]>> Yeah, I'm staying. I'm staying. I'm staying.

[00:54:13]>> Oh my god, look at her face. [music] >> Now you know. Oh, look what time it is.

[00:54:19]Close to that three. Oh my gosh.

[00:54:24]She's just pretending to sleep.

[00:54:27]>> To tell you something.

[00:54:30]>> I'm at the park.

[00:54:32]>> Okay.

[00:54:32]>> I can't.

[00:54:34]>> Hold on. She's about to say something.

[00:54:35]Wait.

[00:54:36]>> It's important. Yeah. She was about to say something about Ian and um Nikki before.

[00:54:43]>> No, don't text me. Oh, don't come over here.

[00:54:48]Don't come over here.

[00:54:50]Why is Sarah? You think Sarah's doing that?

[00:54:54]>> She [laughter] right.

[00:54:57]>> Seriously, >> where are you going?

[00:55:04]>> She's going to catch you. [laughter] >> Bear, >> I'm just getting water.

[00:55:10]>> Kill me, please.

[00:55:13]>> Oh god.

[00:55:14]>> What?

[00:55:14]>> She's sleeping.

[00:55:16]>> She is sleeping.

[00:55:17]>> Oh my god. It's the real Nikki.

[00:55:20]>> It's the real Nikki.

[00:55:21]>> You are you Nikki.

[00:55:24]>> Please don't wake her up.

[00:55:25]>> That's so good, dude. I love that.

[00:55:27]>> Just kill me. That is crazy.

[00:55:30]>> What would be so bad?

[00:55:33]>> Oh no.

[00:55:34]>> So bad about being with me?

[00:55:36]>> Oh no. It's not you, buddy. It's her.

[00:55:39]The other weirdo.

[00:55:41]>> That's not what she wanted at all.

[00:55:45]>> Damn.

[00:55:46]Kill me, please.

[00:55:50]>> See, Bae, you're like the bloody actual villain in this movie.

[00:55:55]>> Can you hurry up?

[00:55:57]>> Wow, buddy ended up being the villain of the movie.

[00:55:59]>> What's up with Nikki?

[00:56:00]>> Her dad is dying.

[00:56:02]>> I hate this boy so much.

[00:56:04]>> Thought she hated her dad.

[00:56:05]>> No, she doesn't.

[00:56:06]>> I really do hope she figures it out.

[00:56:08][sighs and gasps] >> I She seems pretty [ __ ] up. She needs therapy. It's It's not right. And I don't think it's okay that she's taking advantage of you.

[00:56:15]>> I don't think she's No, he's taking advantage of her.

[00:56:18]>> I got my letter.

[00:56:20]>> You accept it, too. Oh, she's going to wind up dying now.

[00:56:23]>> Your letter from Luther?

[00:56:24]>> Yeah. [ __ ] >> Maybe my dad will let me tattoo successfully.

[00:56:27]>> Did you do that? [laughter] >> We can take him in to sleep.

[00:56:29]>> I have to pop out and see this [ __ ] >> You want to open this thing or >> I need to tell you some things. I promised Ian and I wouldn't tell you this.

[00:56:39]>> Tell me what.

[00:56:39]>> Ian and Nikki have been hooking up on and off for like 2 years.

[00:56:42]>> Oh, I knew it. I knew I was looking weird.

[00:56:47]>> I knew it. That's why he was cocking her.

[00:56:48]>> I think you need someone more chill.

[00:56:51]>> Yeah, more chill >> like you.

[00:56:56]>> She's so [music] dead.

[00:56:58]>> I was to your left in the game.

[00:57:01]>> She's so dead. There's me. [screaming] [screaming] >> Oh, >> NO. NO. OH, NO.

[00:57:21]>> STOP. Why is she still going?

[00:57:26]>> Oh my god.

[00:57:29]>> Damn.

[00:57:31][screaming] Wow. You got her killed, bro.

[00:57:42]>> Oh my goodness.

[00:57:45]>> Oh my god.

[00:57:47]>> Oh [ __ ] >> I'm so sorry you had to see that, baby.

[00:57:53]But it is kind of your fault.

[00:57:56]>> It is his fault.

[00:57:57]>> It is his fault.

[00:57:58]>> No. No. No. No. No. No.

[00:58:01]Oh, >> this movie is so [ __ ] up.

[00:58:05]>> No, no, no, no, no. Honey, breathe.

[00:58:07]Breathe. It's okay. It's okay, honey.

[00:58:10]I'm hurting everywhere.

[00:58:12]>> It's okay.

[00:58:12]>> Confront this demon, bro.

[00:58:14]>> God damn.

[00:58:15]>> Oh my god.

[00:58:19][laughter] >> [ __ ] >> With a brick.

[00:58:22]>> You're going to have to help me get rid of her body.

[00:58:26]>> No.

[00:58:27]>> Yes. Yes, honey. Honey, I know. Like I want him to call the police, but >> he's going to help get rid of the body.

[00:58:34]>> I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

[00:58:36]Listen, this is all your fault. Sarah's your fault. You wanted this. You wished for this.

[00:58:43]>> Wow. She's just gloating now.

[00:58:45]>> Baby, we can fix this. I'll fix this with you. I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere.

[00:58:52]That was [laughter] crazy.

[00:59:00]Oh my god, >> Nikki, you can't put Sarah in a sandwich.

[00:59:09]>> Oh my god. Girl, >> why don't you go home? I'll take it from here.

[00:59:14]>> Take it from here. What you going to do?

[00:59:15]Just dispose of the body.

[00:59:20]>> Yo, she really went crazy.

[00:59:24]Can't believe they were hooking up the whole time. Congratulations.

[00:59:32]>> Congratulations.

[00:59:34]Oh, she was accepted.

[00:59:38]That is so sad.

[00:59:39]>> Yep. Yep. He sucks.

[00:59:42][screaming] [laughter] >> They are finally.

[00:59:51]>> Okay. Wow. That's messed up.

[00:59:54]It took him this long to go back to the store.

[00:59:56]>> Yeah. Break another stick and wish for this shop to burn down.

[00:59:59]>> Where are the um one wish Willows? It's like you make a wish, you break it. They were right there. They were over there in the corner. THE ONE WISH WILLOWS.

[01:00:07]>> What's a one wish willow?

[01:00:08]>> Whoa.

[01:00:09]>> Don't come here with this. It is too early. And second of all, I'm [ __ ] with you. They're right here. [laughter] >> Made a shitty wish and now you want to reverse it. But you can't come in here with this energy, man.

[01:00:24]What's wrong with you? [laughter] >> How could you sell this to people? Yo, >> is full of warnings, man.

[01:00:30]>> [ __ ] you. Hey, [ __ ] you, man. [laughter] >> Look, the warning.

[01:00:35]>> Storm in here with [music] this energy, man.

[01:00:37]>> This energy.

[01:00:38]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh god.

[01:00:41]What did you do?

[01:00:43]>> Pretty much the worst thing imaginable, buddy.

[01:00:47]>> She's obsessed with me. I need to reverse it. I need to reverse it. You you can make a wish.

[01:00:53]>> I already used my wish. Man, >> what the [ __ ] do I do?

[01:00:56]>> If someone else made a wish that contradicts your wish. I mean, since for you, she just might do it. Or or you could die. No, we don't want to do the die kills route.

[01:01:05]>> You could kill yourself. You know, >> chill the down with all of these sounds.

[01:01:16]>> I wish Nikki Freeman only is a friend.

[01:01:19]>> What?

[01:01:22][ __ ] >> It's not working. It's not snapping.

[01:01:27][clears throat] >> You can use Thor's hammer to break it.

[01:01:31]It's not going to work.

[01:01:34]>> Oh, yeah. Here we go.

[01:01:35]>> Oh, yes. Ian.

[01:01:37]>> Jesus Christ. Bear. What the? She's She's going to be >> Why? Why is Sarah texting me, man?

[01:01:42]>> No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

[01:01:44]No. No. No. No.

[01:01:46]>> He wants me to come over to your place.

[01:01:47]She text me over and over like weird [ __ ] [ __ ] What's happening?

[01:01:50]>> What the [ __ ] is happening? Just stay here.

[01:01:52]>> Tell him. Make him a wish.

[01:01:53]>> Tell him.

[01:01:54]>> She started liking me out of nowhere and then acting weird. Yes or no?

[01:01:58]>> Yes.

[01:01:59]>> What the are you going to tell me?

[01:02:01]Right.

[01:02:02]>> I made a wish.

[01:02:04]>> Yes. I broke this piece of wood. At first, I didn't think it was real. Okay.

[01:02:10]I was confused, but this is real. This is what >> [ __ ] real.

[01:02:13]>> It sounds obsane, but you've seen this.

[01:02:15]Trust it, bro. You You can make one wish and it is real and it will work.

[01:02:19]>> He's going to make a weird wish.

[01:02:21]>> God [ __ ] magic.

[01:02:22]>> THIS IS A JOKE TO YOU.

[01:02:23]>> NO, >> I AIN'T got magic.

[01:02:25]>> This is real. This be careful.

[01:02:27]>> Don't say something and crack it.

[01:02:29]>> I made a wish and it's horrible. Then >> make another wish. You can't because you only get one wish.

[01:02:35]>> Oh, you only get one. Okay. Yeah.

[01:02:37]>> It's not like Aladdin, >> but he's real.

[01:02:39]>> Make it a good one.

[01:02:41]>> So, I need you to make a wish.

[01:02:44]I need you to wish that I never made a wish.

[01:02:49]>> He's not going to wish for that.

[01:02:50]>> That does negate it. Actually, I wish you never made a wish. So then he gets another wish at some point >> and then you can be WITH NIKKI.

[01:02:58]>> Open the box and then just be careful about how you word it.

[01:03:03]>> I I wish my friend Barry >> I wish for a billion dollars.

[01:03:07]>> I wish for a billion dollars.

[01:03:09][screaming] No, YOU YOU >> Oh my god.

[01:03:17]>> No, you don't. Oh my god. You idiot.

[01:03:19][laughter] >> Oh my god.

[01:03:21]>> Oh my god. [music] Oh my god.

[01:03:33]>> What the [ __ ] Like Ian did not believe him for a second. [music] That's why he risked for a billion dollars.

[01:03:43]Look >> at how he's looking at him. It's like you fool.

[01:03:46]>> Vicki, >> you have to face your own conse. You have to face the action of your consequ You have to face the question of your actions. Sorry.

[01:03:52]>> I need to do something for me.

[01:03:54]>> Oh god.

[01:03:54]>> She's going to be somewhere on a [ __ ] spare display.

[01:03:57]>> Where was it even coming from? I would look up like where is it dropping from?

[01:04:02]>> She's in the corner.

[01:04:07]She made the [ __ ] shrine. You can't do anything for me, right?

[01:04:11]>> Hey, bro. I don't know. You see that walk? You see that creepy walk she was doing?

[01:04:14]>> Yes.

[01:04:14]>> Look at her moving.

[01:04:19]>> Oh my gosh. OH [screaming] MY GOD. OH.

[01:04:23]OH my god.

[01:04:24]>> We did not dispose of Sarah's body properly.

[01:04:28]>> My god.

[01:04:29]>> Be better now.

[01:04:31]>> She's tattooed up. Oh, she's made herself look like Sarah.

[01:04:35]>> Why can't you love [screaming] me?

[01:04:39]>> STOP. [laughter and gasps] >> I LOVE YOU.

[01:04:44]>> Oh my god.

[01:04:45]>> OH [screaming] GOD.

[01:04:46]>> OH MY GOD. OH GOD.

[01:04:51]>> I got like a billion dollars, dude. It's real.

[01:04:54]>> No [ __ ] It fell for your roof.

[01:04:56]>> It's real, dude.

[01:04:59]>> He's about to see Sarah. Oh my [screaming] gosh.

[01:05:03]WHAT THE WHAT THE [ __ ] WHAT THE [ __ ] [screaming] >> WHOA.

[01:05:14]>> OH [ __ ] >> RIP MY EYES out of my skull and shut the barrel of my [ __ ] >> What the >> I love you.

[01:05:26]>> I don't even I'm just in shock. I'm just in shock. I don't even know what to do right now. What are you doing?

[01:05:31]>> [ __ ] what?

[01:05:32]>> I told you she was going to kill him cuz he's an idiot.

[01:05:35]>> Your friend was a freaking idiot.

[01:05:37]>> It's okay, baby. We're going to make this work.

[01:05:38]>> You have to.

[01:05:39]>> I will, baby. I'm going to make this work.

[01:05:41]>> You have to.

[01:05:42]>> Are you okay?

[01:05:44][laughter] >> That is so crazy, man.

[01:05:49]>> I'm going to be pretty again.

[01:05:52]>> And she's picking herself up.

[01:05:54]>> You're the most beautiful girl in the entire world.

[01:05:56]>> Yeah.

[01:05:57]>> Yeah, baby.

[01:05:57]>> We're going to be together forever.

[01:06:01]And >> why'd you shake your head?

[01:06:05]>> I was just thinking that we should freshen up, baby.

[01:06:09]>> Oh my god.

[01:06:10]>> Uh, I think he's going to do it.

[01:06:13]>> I know what you want. [screaming] >> Like about to do it as an ending.

[01:06:19]>> Oh my god.

[01:06:21]>> Baby, JUST A SECOND.

[01:06:24]>> You dropped the stick.

[01:06:25]>> Thank you.

[01:06:28]>> Do it. Do it. Just end it here, >> dude. Yeah. I I think it's time it's time to wrap this up. [laughter] >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is not the move. This is not the move. He's trying to hit himself in the heart, maybe.

[01:06:45]>> Oh. Oh god.

[01:06:48]>> Dude, don't worry about the back of your head. You're not going to be able to see that.

[01:06:50]>> Space is what we need. Then take it. My god.

[01:06:56][panting] >> It's going to be okay.

[01:07:00]>> He's going to take pills. He's going to take the pills. His cat died with >> the pills. Just like the cat.

[01:07:07]>> You hear that?

[01:07:09]We can take space.

[01:07:13]>> She about to go out just like his cat.

[01:07:23]Is this going to take time though?

[01:07:25]>> Yeah.

[01:07:30]>> A lot of pills to get down.

[01:07:35]>> Oh, you coward.

[01:07:39]>> What did she just wish for out THERE? I HEARD IT. SNAP.

[01:07:43]>> What did she just wish?

[01:07:47]>> Oh no. She broke it.

[01:07:49]>> She broke it.

[01:07:51]No freaking way.

[01:07:54]>> This is that couple no one's friends with and they want avoids now.

[01:07:58][laughter] God, >> the couple that have matching toilets next to each other so they can hold hands and make poop.

[01:08:06]>> Creepy dough on the table. Obviously, >> that took a turn.

[01:08:12]>> Yeah.

[01:08:17]>> So, now they're both just stuck like that forever.

[01:08:22]No, honey.

[01:08:23]>> Yeah, he's going to die.

[01:08:25]>> Oh, he pills.

[01:08:27]>> Oh, he didn't throw it up.

[01:08:29]>> Obsessed with her.

[01:08:30]>> He was getting ready to throw it up and then the wish happened. So then he walked out.

[01:08:33]>> Baby, what did you do?

[01:08:35]>> No. No. No. No.

[01:08:38]>> You going to take him to a doctor or just No. [screaming] >> Theoretically now she should be out of the spell. Yeah.

[01:08:52]Oh, what the [ __ ] Somebody somebody >> She died and so it's She snapped out of it.

[01:08:57]>> That's a switch.

[01:09:06][crying] >> That is insane.

[01:09:12]Oh my god.

[01:09:18]Oh baby, >> the tears change.

[01:09:26]This is so sad. Oh my god, [screaming] >> hold me.

[01:09:34]>> That was a crazy [laughter] movie. Very good movie.

[01:09:37]>> I love that movie. Wow, >> this was so good.

[01:09:41]>> As we just hear her cry.

[01:09:42]>> Perry Baker making us YouTubers look good, bro. Oh my god, >> that was such a good movie.

[01:09:48]>> That was amazing.

[01:09:49]>> That was so good.

[01:09:51]>> Hey man, again, that was so freaking good. [music] >> [music]