spear and ball torture

Added: 2026-06-04

[00:00:13]I'm calling in a care package, which scares me because this map is 4 ft wide.

[00:00:20]I missed.

[00:00:22]>> Is that a freaking invisible guy? And now he's deceased.

[00:00:24]>> Yeah, he was invisible, dumbass.

[00:00:27]Uh, he's in our spawn. Oh, get him. It's not ideal.

[00:00:30]>> Barely invisible now. Just kind of shimmering.

[00:00:36]>> Oh, I'm stunned. Dumbass.

[00:00:39]>> Nice shot, Slade.

[00:00:40]>> Thanks.

[00:00:45]>> Balls in your jaws.

[00:00:52]>> Oh my god, dude. That's It's over if you're up there. What the [ __ ] THAT'S so sick, DUDE.

[00:01:03]>> I I PUT MY BALLS in his face.

[00:01:05]>> Holy [ __ ] You vaporized that guy with your balls.

[00:01:10]>> Hey, what's up, man? How you doing?

[00:01:18]Yo, just holler if you need me. Okay.

[00:01:27]Yo, Black Ops 7 update. That totally sucks. Balls.

[00:01:32]>> Yeah, I'm destroying my [ __ ] life, bro. Story my [ __ ] gamers. I hope you're doing well. In today's video, I'm using the spear and the energy ball guns from Black Ops 7 that were added somewhat recently. And I'm also going to sprinkle in some footage of me talking about MW4 since I did get to go play that early, which was pretty neat. I don't really think of myself as like a news channel, but I figured you guys might still want to know what I thought of what I saw. So, hope you enjoy that and I will see you in the next one.

[00:02:09]>> Oh my god, Slade.

[00:02:13]>> I'm underage, by the way. I'm underage.

[00:02:17]>> That's [ __ ] crazy, dude.

[00:02:19]>> Dude, that guy's a pedophile now. Big Bird's a pedophile. Call of Duty moments that made Big Bird a pedophile. We got him. We got him. We got him.

[00:02:28]>> 12 seconds later.

[00:02:31]>> Hey, hold on to that for me, Big Bird.

[00:02:33]You [ __ ] freak.

[00:02:34]>> Put it up, bro. Put it up.

[00:02:40]>> Hey, these guys are mad cuz I'm lit. I'm literally using a wonder weapon in multiplayer.

[00:02:46]>> I pulled this [ __ ] out the box a few rounds ago. Now they're [ __ ] Are you the one that got over the bomb?

[00:02:54]>> It is kind of fun, >> dude. It is. You've got to try it.

[00:02:57]>> You should try it.

[00:02:58]>> Your demeanor might change like a full 180.

[00:03:01]>> They're photos of me and big bird.

[00:03:04]>> They're not real. They're AI. They're AI.

[00:03:06]>> They're not real.

[00:03:07]>> I've only been with little birds. No big birds.

[00:03:09]>> Okay.

[00:03:10]>> I mean, adult little birds. Jesus.

[00:03:14]>> Jesus. I didn't say eggs.

[00:03:19]I didn't say [ __ ] fletchings. They're little hatchlings.

[00:03:24]>> Holy [ __ ] Is that baby gaming?

[00:03:28]>> Baby gaming.

[00:03:29]>> Keep away from Big Bird.

[00:03:35]>> I got to stop.

[00:03:40]>> Jesus Christ. Sponsored stream.

[00:03:43]>> That's so funny, dude. You got a sponsored stream. Who's sponsoring? I'll shout him out.

[00:03:48]>> Scots Lawn Care.

[00:03:50]>> Scots Lawn Care. They cut your lawn.

[00:03:52]Unless you're a pedophile, then they won't do it.

[00:03:55]>> Oh my god.

[00:03:56]>> Scots Lawn Care does not support pedophilia anymore.

[00:04:01]>> All right, dude.

[00:04:02]>> And reformed.

[00:04:05]>> I'm not really sure what you thought you were going to get whenever you accepted that offer, but that's all right.

[00:04:11]>> I don't know.

[00:04:13]Oh, over here too.

[00:04:15]>> Scott, just want you to know we [ __ ] with you heavy, bro.

[00:04:18]>> I'm having fun.

[00:04:20]>> Anymore is crazy.

[00:04:22]>> Anymore with my cherry on top.

[00:04:24]>> But yeah, I uh at the very end of my Japan trip, uh I they emailed me and were like, "Hey, do you want to come play a COD uh that hasn't been released yet?" And I was like, "Uh yeah, I would like to do that." And so they flew me from Tokyo to LA and that was the end of my Japan trip. So, I also got to go out and grab dinner with Speedy. And I told everybody that was actually the most exciting thing, but I did have a good time. It was nice.

[00:04:49]It It really did feel like MW3 with just like updated movement, which I think is good. You know, dinner with Speedy. Did you have to sit on his shoulders so he could hear you? No. But we did go to a restaurant called BJ's, so I got BJ's with Speedy. But yeah, the uh the movement like I think it felt like MW3 enhanced, you know? It it had like omni movement adjacent stuff like there is like the supine prone where you're like able to you know look around and stuff but there's no wall jumps obviously and there was no like sprinting backwards so I thought that was cool you know it felt like it felt like a new iteration of an existing you know >> sake they can sake our balls >> that's true >> oh How did this How did this sponsorship come about exactly?

[00:05:40]>> Are you actually sponsored by >> He's really doing a sponsored stream right now? I had to check. I had to look.

[00:05:45]>> What the [ __ ] bro?

[00:05:46]>> I am >> for the thing that you accused of irredeemable acts >> like like the CJ.

[00:05:52]>> There's no way that I thought you were lying, bro.

[00:05:54]>> No, I wasn't lying.

[00:05:57]>> I wasn't lying. I should have said anything.

[00:05:58]>> How was Did YOU GET [ __ ] LAWN CARE SPONSORSHIP?

[00:06:03]I mean, [ __ ] badass, bro. Guys, Scott's lawn care is the [ __ ] [ __ ] dude. If you want your lawn to look like [ __ ] then don't use them. But if you want it to look good, then use them.

[00:06:12]>> There you go.

[00:06:12]>> It's up to you, man. If you want your lawn to look awesome, dude. I feel so bad now. I thought you were [ __ ] with me, bro.

[00:06:19]>> Oh, man.

[00:06:21]>> Hey, what's up, man? How you doing?

[00:06:23]>> See you.

[00:06:23]>> I need this 1v3 brought to you by Scott's Lawn.

[00:06:30]>> I'm not sponsored by him. Shut the [ __ ] up.

[00:06:35]Oh, for God's sake.

[00:06:37]>> And pets. So, >> oh my god, he's doing it.

[00:06:39]>> Does apply, but not in the way that I said it. It's safe around kids and pets.

[00:06:43]Your kids and pets, which you guys care about deeply. We know that.

[00:06:46]>> This one v2 is brought to you by Scott LAWN CARE.

[00:06:50]>> NO. DAMN IT. Enemy team, y'all [ __ ] with Scott's lawn care.

[00:06:56]Looking at you specifically, grass.

[00:07:05]>> No way, bro.

[00:07:07]>> This [ __ ] [ __ ] scripted.

[00:07:10]>> Holy [ __ ] >> You're not going to believe this.

[00:07:18]>> Hey there. Thanks so much for watching.

[00:07:20]If you like what you see and want to stop by again soon, consider liking and subscribing. Anyways, I'll let you get back to the video.

[00:07:31]>> Oh, good [ __ ] dude.

[00:07:33]>> Yeah, I think you're going to like this one. Assuming you're a fan of balls, that is.

[00:07:39]>> Oh, I'm a huge fan of balls.

[00:07:40]>> Somebody say balls.

[00:07:43]>> Oh my god.

[00:07:46]>> It's a shame my ass was in the way for a lot of it, but that's all right.

[00:07:53]We'll be seeing you, right? Yeah. Hold on to that for me.

[00:08:00]What the >> Yeah. Mhm. Yeah.

[00:08:07]That's crazy. Would be pretty chill if we launched him into the [ __ ] stratosphere like that.

[00:08:15]I'm excited for the Apex attachments.

[00:08:17]Some of them sound super interesting.

[00:08:18]Yep. The ones that I used, I was pretty stoked on the Desert Eagle Apex attachment makes it fully automatic and I put a 50 round drum mag on it and I was literally like using it like an automatic DMR. Like I I don't know. That was gross. That actually was broken. I said to the guy at the time, I was like, "Hey, like you totally should not adjust this at all. This thing's completely perfectly balanced." Because it was absolutely busted. Every gun in Modern Warfare 4 has at least one Apex attachment on release that you unlock whenever you prestige the uh the weapon.

[00:08:52]Um they said the weapon levels are not like Treyarch's like, you know, 250 levels or whatever. I think they said there's like 70 levels on some of the guns or whatever. But I was like, "Hey, are we getting weekly challenges to unlock more Apex attachments?" And they said no comment at this time. And I said, "Okay, cool. Would love to hear a yes on that. Would be stoked to hear a yes on that. I I think only like two times throughout the entire play test did I experience somebody like blowing up a car that I was near and it like knocked me backwards into like a supine position. Um and you know what? It really was pretty fluid. Like it didn't bother me that much. And you kind of it was kind of like dropshotting somebody.

[00:09:34]Like you you were all of a sudden in a position nobody was looking for.

[00:09:38]You can't make that [ __ ] up.

[00:09:40]>> You can't, bro. I thought he was lying.

[00:09:42]I thought he was [ __ ] lying, dude.

[00:09:44]>> That's so funny. I could tell just from his voice, the way he reacted after he said that. I was like, "Oh, no. That's real either.

[00:09:54]>> It's my own fault.

[00:09:55]>> We won't be getting a call back."

[00:09:57]>> I I take back the anymore portion of what I said earlier, right? That was They They never did. They never did. And they never will. It's safe for kids and pets. Scott's Lawn Care. Have your lawn looking sick. I'm buying it. I'm buying it right now. 12,000 square feet.

[00:10:11]That'll do me good.

[00:10:13]I swear to God.

[00:10:17]>> Do you have a code? Do you have a promo?

[00:10:18]Where's the promo code?

[00:10:20]>> I don't have a promo. I think you just buy it through the link and that works.

[00:10:22]>> I did. I did, but I'm not seeing anything in the I'm not seeing anything.

[00:10:25]>> I don't know if it's A DISCOUNT.

[00:10:26]>> GUYS, THIS 1v3 is brought to you by Scott Lawn Care. Where are they at?

[00:10:30]Where the [ __ ] are they at? If I win this round, I'm gifting one lucky subscriber free lawn food. Here we go.

[00:10:38]Here we go. Let's go. We got the Oh, we got to run. We got TO RUN.

[00:10:42]>> JUST LIKE THE PESTS AND TERMITES will run from the lawn. [ __ ] you, buddy.

[00:10:46]You're We'll BE SEEING YOU. THIS ONE V2 IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY SCOTCH LAWN FOOD.

[00:10:51]THIS GUY'S SO [ __ ] DEAD, he has no clue. We'll be seeing you, bud. I'm going to go ahead and defuse right now.

[00:10:59]>> [ __ ] y'all in your balls.

[00:11:02]I pulled a dev aside and was like, "Hey, are we going to get like any MW19 maps?"

[00:11:07]You know, even as like post-release stuff and they said, "I can't talk about that." I said, "Okay, fair." Trying to think of more Apex attachments. Did you guys see I think this one was in the trailer. Did you guys see the uh I think it was a marksman rifle that its aftermarket part was it shoots a tracker dart into the enemy and then the gun has a little screen that shows you where the person is. The AK had like the EMP blast which was weird but I think that's interesting. You know, it doesn't The Apex attachment doesn't have to be lethal. Like it could be a support item.

[00:11:43]There's like a 1911 pistol or whatever, right? Like I don't remember what pistol it was, but the Apex attachment was a sidemounted singleshot shotgun. Like you load one shotgun shell into it and it's like a guaranteed kill. The thing was [ __ ] crazy. It was like an executioner. You just clear a hallway with it, but you get one shot. But yeah, like the fact that the Kar98K shoots a throwing knife out of it with the apex attachment, that's [ __ ] insane.

[00:12:16]Oh, that's a collap with the spear.

[00:12:18]Okay.

[00:12:19]>> No. Oh, he did it.

[00:12:20]>> They don't know how to attach it. They don't know how to equip it. You know what I'm saying?

[00:12:28]>> Using a gun on the game.

[00:12:33]>> That's me.

[00:12:34]>> What am I?

[00:12:35]>> I used the bow.

[00:12:37]>> A few inches later.

[00:12:42]balls and jaws.

[00:12:45]He's never going to defuse.

[00:12:48]>> Oh no, dude. That guy's all as bad as me. Am I right, guys?

[00:12:58]>> I know, man.

[00:13:03]>> I know. Ball.

[00:13:06]>> I'm about to ball out.

[00:13:07]>> All right, we don't have to say all of them at once. We can save a >> couple the bell of the ball.

[00:13:14]>> I've got my eye on the ball.

[00:13:17]>> Call that ballin doing this.

[00:13:20]So, >> the way I own Big Baller Brander Brand >> Claude, make 15 ball puns. Make no mistakes.

[00:13:32]>> Shut the [ __ ] up.

[00:13:35]>> I thought the time to kill was a little fast. Have I said that yet? I thought the time to kill was a little fast, which kind of concerned me. Um, it is noticeable in a COD when it's like, oh, whoever gets shot first loses. Like, there's no gunfight. Like, I prefer a game where there's an actual gunfight.

[00:13:49]Are you allowed to confirm or deny specialist? I am allowed to confirm that we asked if specialist was being added and then they said, and I quote, "No comment. Wink." So, I think uh I think that's probably not in initial release, but probably something that might get added later. Dang, >> baby. Wang.

[00:14:15]>> We'll see you.

[00:14:16]>> Think I'm probably going to die momentarily.

[00:14:17]>> Flying the [ __ ] >> Oh my god.

[00:14:20]>> Did you see that?

[00:14:20]>> Oh my god. Someone got to clip that for SL. That was insane.

[00:14:25]>> Collateral.

[00:14:26]>> Nice, dude.

[00:14:37]Yo, I just watched that [ __ ] get hit with the harpoon gun and go fly.

[00:14:43]>> Yeah, he went to the next building, huh?

[00:14:44]That's pretty sick.

[00:14:45]>> That [ __ ] went to a different map. [ __ ] the next building.

[00:14:57]>> Damn.

[00:15:09]Jesus Christ laid.

[00:15:12]>> Oh, you got sniped back there.

[00:15:14]>> If I could just reload in time, dude.

[00:15:16]>> Payment method. I'm going to use my business card cuz this is this is going in a video.

[00:15:21]>> He's about to say before it's all said and done, he's going to have an even crazier sponsorship.

[00:15:26]>> I'll gloss it all over with my accountants later. They'll understand.

[00:15:30]>> Place order. There we go. Boom. Guys, I just bought 12,000 square ft of Scots Turf Builder Lawn Food and you should too.

[00:15:38]>> There was a moment in my head when I was playing and I was like, what if I just like looked through the menu and like wrote down everything I could find in the menu and then I was like, I'm not a [ __ ] news channel. You know what I mean? I was like, I'm just going to play this and then I'll tell you guys if I had fun or not. There was a point in my in my noggin where I was like, I need to jot down as much information as possible. Well, then I was like, every every other one of these people is going to do that. It'll be fine. So, I thought it was a fun time and I did use a bunch of Apex attachments and I had a great time playing the game. And um it was also really fun to RPG somebody and then hear them yell from across the room that they got RPG and know I did that. That was me.

[00:16:18]>> Ninja diffuse, by the way.

[00:16:20]>> Got it. Got it. He was in the crate.

[00:16:23]Yep.

[00:16:24]>> I saw him throw out in it.

[00:16:27]I didn't hear it at all. Get confused, bro.

[00:16:32]>> The premise of the game is simple. You place spiders under cups. You remember where your spiders are. You don't know where the other people's spiders are.

[00:16:39]They're about to explain more.

[00:16:40]>> All of the spiders are hidden. In the circumstance that some spiders are placed under the same cup, I have personally given them a new spot. Time to begin.

[00:16:54]If it's your turn, >> you might beware as action packs can advantage.

[00:17:00]>> Maybe I should do a couple run too.

[00:17:02]Yeah, I haven't got a lot of those.

[00:17:08]>> Stop staring at me.

[00:17:09]>> Bye, Amy. We'll see you later.

[00:17:12]>> H. You never really get skipped.

[00:17:13]>> No, dude.

[00:17:16]>> I'm picking a cup.

[00:17:17]>> Player has chosen to check under.

[00:17:21]>> Good choice. Are you serious, >> dude?

[00:17:27]I've only found Brian spiders. That's all I'm saying.

[00:17:29]>> That's the same place Brian put his last >> 5050. I like those.

[00:17:33]>> Oh my god.

[00:17:35]>> I have a certain technique.

[00:17:37]>> Whoa.

[00:17:39]>> A certain technique.

[00:17:44]>> Who's picking? Oh, this is me.

[00:17:45]>> [ __ ] I thought this was my go.

[00:17:47]>> Three spiders in those nine pepperonis, huh?

[00:17:50]>> Wow. Okay.

[00:17:52]>> So, you can pick in there and have 60% odds to be okay.

[00:17:58]>> Awesome.

[00:18:00]>> Jesus Christ.

[00:18:01]>> In that area, you have to do all in that area.

[00:18:03]>> Oh, >> percentile in here.

[00:18:06]>> Well, it was 60, but now it's less cuz you got rid of one of them. So, now it's three out of eight.

[00:18:10]>> How many spiders were in there? Three.

[00:18:12]>> Yeah, there were three out of eight left.

[00:18:15]>> Means there's five good ones. You're good.

[00:18:16]>> Yeah.

[00:18:16]>> You're fine.

[00:18:18]>> All right.

[00:18:19]>> Now, it's three out of seven. are getting a little less good.

[00:18:22]>> That wasn't in those nine, but >> that's fantastic. I'm happy for you.

[00:18:28]>> No, you're not, >> man.

[00:18:34]>> It is your turn.

[00:18:35]>> Oh, is it already? That does it. I'm finding that last spider.

[00:18:41]>> Three and seven.

[00:18:42]>> Three and seven.

[00:18:49]freaking out. It's 50 [ __ ] >> I'm the best around.

[00:18:57]>> Half or good. I will see you later, dude.

[00:18:59]>> Dang it.

[00:19:02]>> I don't like my 50/50 odds in here anymore.

[00:19:05]>> But the fact that there's three in here means there's still a lot out there. That one's fine.

[00:19:13]Oh, >> which of course means this one's fine.

[00:19:19]>> Everybody knows that.

[00:19:20]>> Which then obviously would lead you to believe, oh, I don't have to go again.

[00:19:26]>> Please, >> bro.

[00:19:29]>> Finally, >> 48%.

[00:19:37]>> Bruh.

[00:19:41]>> Oh. Oh, >> wow.

[00:19:44]>> Feeling lucky.

[00:19:53]>> Dopamine.

[00:19:54]>> It would appear that it is Brock's turn to enjoy a spider.

[00:20:01]>> It is his turn.

[00:20:03]>> Yoink.

[00:20:05]>> Oh, well, now we know where one of those was. That was two out of five in there.

[00:20:14]You're a real jerk.

[00:20:16]>> I only rip back.

[00:20:18]>> OH, >> WHY DO YOU THINK I give up? Oh, it's vertical. Uhoh.

[00:20:22]>> Oh, it's either does it the way that is most.

[00:20:25]>> Oh.

[00:20:26]>> Oh, interesting. Okay.

[00:20:26]>> So, it just depends which cup I pick.

[00:20:28]>> Huh.

[00:20:28]>> So, in here I know that there is I don't I talk just [ __ ] do it. I'm >> I'm done. I'm definitely seeing you guys next game.

[00:20:42]Oh my god.

[00:20:44]>> We still don't know if there's one in that last one or not. Yeah, >> I have to do the last cut.

[00:20:48]>> There's no way to know for sure.

[00:20:49]>> None of those were my spider, by the way, unless one of them was randomly placed.

[00:20:55]>> This guy, >> this freaking guy.

[00:21:01]>> That was some [ __ ] >> Oh my god, he's ballsy as hell.

[00:21:06]>> Which one is it going to be? Not good.

[00:21:10]>> Damn.

[00:21:11]>> Okay.

[00:21:12]>> Good for you.

[00:21:15]>> 43%. I'm feeling good about those.

[00:21:18]>> Oh my god. Now, hear me out. Um, it's connecting, right? So, I can just do like over here.

[00:21:23]>> Yeah.

[00:21:23]>> Yeah, you can.

[00:21:25]>> But I'm no [ __ ] >> Oh, that's you're >> BUT YOU ARE A DUMBASS.

[00:21:30]>> WOW.

[00:21:37]>> What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?

[00:21:41]>> Too bad.

[00:21:43]>> Do is this toilet? There's no way. Wait, did I put it? No.

[00:21:48]>> Holy crap. Okay. Okay. Okay.

[00:21:51]>> Must be nice.

[00:21:52]>> Um, >> it must be nice.

[00:21:58]>> No one ever puts it there.

[00:21:59]>> Uh, >> nice.

[00:22:02]>> He's right, by the way. No one puts him there.

[00:22:04]>> You'll forget. Nobody does it.

[00:22:08]48. I'll do it, >> brother.

[00:22:15]>> Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy.

[00:22:17]>> You have three lags.

[00:22:18]>> 45.

[00:22:19]>> Oh, I do.

[00:22:20]>> Oh, thank goodness. Actually, I'm all for getting skipped.

[00:22:23]>> Dad at all.

[00:22:24]>> Now it's time for somebody to reverse the order.

[00:22:25]>> I have trauma from the last round that lasted 5 seconds.

[00:22:30]>> You get used to it after Never mind.

[00:22:32]Here it is.

[00:22:33]>> So will she.

[00:22:34]>> There it is.

[00:22:36]Oh [ __ ] That's my spider.

[00:22:42]>> Damn.

[00:22:43]>> I swore that was my spider.

[00:22:45]>> Oh no. Wait.

[00:22:47]>> It's that one.

[00:22:48]>> Wait.

[00:22:49]>> Where the [ __ ] is my spider?

[00:22:52]>> That one.

[00:22:53]>> Oh no. IT'S THAT ONE.

[00:22:55]>> THAT'S A random one, right? Okay.

[00:22:57]>> Random. No, that was mine. That one's mine. You're dead, >> dude.

[00:23:03]That should not life comes at you fast.

[00:23:07]>> Remember when you had three lives teaming with life?

[00:23:10]>> I should not have done that.

[00:23:12]>> I should not have did that, bro.

[00:23:18]>> Oh, >> he wasn't lying.

[00:23:20]>> He wasn't. Was he lying about this one?

[00:23:23]Let's see.

[00:23:28]>> Risky.

[00:23:30]>> Feeling lucky.

[00:23:33]Nice.

[00:23:36]>> No reverses, please. Thank you.

[00:23:38]>> Unbelievable.

[00:23:41]>> See, see, he got he got a good a good one. Hey, I have to do cup. I have to do cup. I have to do this one and then I'm dead.

[00:23:48]>> Oh, you're fine.

[00:23:51]>> The next card is going to be bad. Don't rip it. Don't rip it. Don't do it.

[00:23:55]>> It could be an extra life, Brock. It could be an extra life.

[00:23:57]>> That's a good point, though. The trick I will definitely need after this because I >> Yeah, you're dead.

[00:24:02]>> No.

[00:24:04]>> Oh my goodness.

[00:24:07]>> So, it's going to be a bad card this time.

[00:24:09]>> It's going to be an extra life. You're going to three.

[00:24:11]>> Okay. All right. Sounds good.

[00:24:12]>> Guaranteed extra life.

[00:24:13]>> What the [ __ ] >> Easy as you.

[00:24:21]>> Holy.

[00:24:21]>> I'm sorry, Brock. I could have made a mistake there.

[00:24:26]Now, this is going to be a quad quadriped.

[00:24:31]>> You have to you have to see.

[00:24:35]>> Reverse order.

[00:24:36]>> Slade gets to go to four lives >> because of the extra life of this card right here.

[00:24:42]>> You know, four lives all the way up to four lives.

[00:24:45]>> Four lives does sound pretty good.

[00:24:47]That's a good idea. You know, I like the way.

[00:24:52]>> All right. I'm accepting all offers.

[00:24:56]>> These two have both won a game, so it's your choice at this point.

[00:24:58]>> That's true. All right. All right. Well, it's, you know, it's just nice to have Brock back. I'll admit it. It's just nice to have Brock back.

[00:25:05]>> That's my spider. Good choice. Good choice.

[00:25:08]>> Honestly, you and I thought alike, so I >> Oh, you had one there, too. Okay, good, good, good.

[00:25:14]>> He could have given me time. There's only four spiders left.

[00:25:16]>> It doesn't matter.

[00:25:18]>> Actually, there's three spiders left cuz one of those is an extra life.

[00:25:21]>> No. It was never supposed to be like this.

[00:25:26]>> Three out of nine.

[00:25:27]>> Three out of nine. I'm feeling good about those odds.

[00:25:30]>> I'm feeling good about those odds.

[00:25:33]>> Nobody puts one bottom center. We already talked about this.

[00:25:36]>> Yeah, I'm doing it next round.

[00:25:38]>> Okay, you'll forget they don't do it.

[00:25:42]>> No one ever puts one just slightly left of the bottom.

[00:25:46]>> That's true. Actually, that's true.

[00:25:48]>> Nobody puts one ever >> anywhere.

[00:25:52]Nobody ever puts a spider in a cup.

[00:25:54]Everybody knows that. [ __ ] All right, >> your odds are getting much worse. Three out of seven.

[00:26:01]>> I'm getting diminishing returns here.

[00:26:03]Nobody ever puts one in the adjacent corner of the bottom right corner.

[00:26:07]Everybody knows that.

[00:26:09]>> Everyone knows that.

[00:26:10]>> It's a well-known fact that also nobody would ever put one.

[00:26:13]>> It's just human psychology. No one that >> Exactly. No one would ever put one.

[00:26:18]>> I don't know what to call this one, but no one would put it there either, right?

[00:26:21]over.

[00:26:23]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh my god.

[00:26:26]>> Oh my god. Now it's three out of five.

[00:26:28]>> Three out of five.

[00:26:30]>> [ __ ] 27% on the card.

[00:26:32]>> I feel like we haven't seen many of Brock spiders though, so I think he knows.

[00:26:35]>> I WAS GOING TO SAY I FEEL LIKE, you know, the cards like they seem like they're all right no matter what.

[00:26:41]Like this one for example.

[00:26:44][ __ ] >> This is You can't die. Yeah, I guess that's I guess that's true.

[00:26:51]>> You choose correctly here. Guarantee dies.

[00:26:54]>> All right. Well, good thing I'm going to do that right now. [ __ ] >> Thanks for always putting a spider where I click, Brian.

[00:27:04]>> No problem.

[00:27:06]>> Oh, man.

[00:27:07]>> Pattern we got right here.

[00:27:08]>> Yeah, that's true. It's very symmetrical.

[00:27:12]>> Oh god. Okay.

[00:27:13]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:27:14]>> All right. Rock now has a 33% chance to live or he can roll the packaron.

[00:27:19]>> I got to say 22% on the card.

[00:27:22]>> Murder you though. I don't know. Your your best are probably the one and three.

[00:27:25]>> No one ever does the middle.

[00:27:28]>> No one.

[00:27:28]>> Unfortunately, I do.

[00:27:31]>> You do not. You do.

[00:27:37]>> Holy [ __ ] >> OH MY GOD.

[00:27:50]HOW IS IT ON THAT THE WHOLE TIME?

[00:27:52]>> YO, >> BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULD EXPECT IT.

[00:27:56]>> DUDE, THAT WAS SCARY TO ME CUZ I was like, I KNEW I put one there.

[00:28:02]He's so good. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, >> I'm lightheaded, bro. That was scary.