Help I’m Monster-Sized | And Jordan’s A GNOME?!

Added: 2026-05-27

[00:00:00]I've got an announcement to make.

[00:00:02]>> I don't know how to do it.

[00:00:03]>> Stand by everyone. It's happening.

[00:00:04]>> But um you might have heard >> but I'm I'm going to be >> I was getting rather panicky as my ass was quivering. I sent a text to my mom letting her know that I may have to [ __ ] in a carrier bag.

[00:00:15]>> I guarantee William will do absolutely the square ROOT OF ON the Monday morning.

[00:00:22]>> Who's put 50 being you?

[00:00:24]>> Yes.

[00:00:26]>> Entering the timer. Lucky old timer.

[00:00:28]Three. Two. One.

[00:00:31]>> Oh, I'm sick of this timer. It >> doing that timer. I as a child, if there was a button, I would press it. I was obsessed with buttons, levers, and knobs. You got a button, I'll press it.

[00:00:42]You got a lever, I'll pull it. You got a knob, I'll do whatever you like.

[00:00:49]Hello and welcome to Help I Sex with My Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering 21st century questions and finding solutions to everyday dilemas.

[00:01:00]Like, how do you react to another one of Jord's rants? I haven't been ranting.

[00:01:04]It's just >> uh Sorry, were you not present last week?

[00:01:07]>> Observations. Observations.

[00:01:09]>> Can I just do another Jord's rant?

[00:01:11]>> I am not.

[00:01:12]>> I don't know why I did Jonathan impression. It's after our luxury crossover episode from Friday. And how do you tell your other half you're not into pegging? And what should you do if you've accidentally sexed your boss? But we're not usually any answer, are we, William Hansen? No, we're not Jordan North. I'm more luxury spa deep tissue massage. You're more dark room Kleenex tissue discharge.

[00:01:32]>> Oh, and that's from Archie.

[00:01:34]>> Archie?

[00:01:36]>> Do you know him?

[00:01:37]>> That's I'm Archie. I'm I'm not one to judge, but going by your name, that's proper posh boy humor. I'm more luxury deep tissue mass. You're more luxury.

[00:01:44]North dark room Kleenex tissue discharge. Having that one, Rory. I said I said he's more dark room Kleenex tissue discharge.

[00:01:55]You having that?

[00:01:57]>> Probably find him in a pub near you.

[00:01:58]>> Uhhuh.

[00:02:00]Henry, did you hear what I just said?

[00:02:01]Yeah. Okay.

[00:02:02]>> Um, would you like to pour the G&D this week whilst I read this uh substantial message from Fran Lincoln?

[00:02:07]>> I'll be mother >> who is going to get the toast. She says, "Hi, boys. I'm writing to show you that your logo has made it into my levers shirt. I'm 16, so don't worry. I've been a G& Diva for a while now and just wanted to say that your podcast is amazing and you guys were fantastic on tour. As someone with ADHD who often gets bored when listening to people just talk, I can confidently say that your podcast is the only one I can listen to without ever getting bored. So, thank you. It also has been the best distraction from exam stress. So, thank you both for being you and producing this incredible podcast.

[00:02:39]>> Why did you ask me to put sorry? Um, that was a really lovely letter, Freya.

[00:02:42]I should put the G everywhere. They everywhere.

[00:02:45]>> Um, and look, we've got a photo. We'll put it on the carousel there. Help. It's Lever's Day >> on a white shirt with a, you know, a black marker and a red marker. You've recreated our logo, which is lovely.

[00:02:57]>> For an ADHDer to say that they don't get bored of us, that's a complete compliment.

[00:03:02]>> Yes.

[00:03:02]>> Let me empty me pockets here. I got bloody old >> talking of ADHDers.

[00:03:08]video today. Don't let me forget then. Glad I got pliers in there. Christ. Can't be.

[00:03:16]>> Are you okay?

[00:03:17]>> Yeah, I'm fine. Just can't do all bits everywhere. Where's my keys?

[00:03:23]>> The sooner you are medicated, the better.

[00:03:26]>> I'm just going to rip the plaster off.

[00:03:28]>> No, I'm worried about it cuz I've got one, but I'm worried that it'll I'm worried it'll take off my shine.

[00:03:34]>> No, >> no, >> I don't think that's how it works. And also, if it does, from what I know about it, you just literally stop taking it in 24 hours. You're back to the same old you.

[00:03:43]>> I'm worried it'll I won't be able to treat radio cuz like I'm like, >> well, try it on your holiday.

[00:03:48]>> Ray man on radio.

[00:03:49]>> Okay. Well, then try it on your holiday.

[00:03:51]>> Yeah. No, cuz then I'm most relaxed. I just read.

[00:03:54]>> Okay. Well, anyway, getting the diagnosis is the first step.

[00:03:57]>> Okay.

[00:03:58]>> Anyway, did you have fun on our uh luxury podcast collaboration episode on Friday?

[00:04:03]>> I don't want to give too much away. No, cuz it was very good. It was excellent.

[00:04:06]>> He was on top for John Smith. So, uh, so were you.

[00:04:11]>> So, give it a listen. It was on Friday's episode. It was a good good collab. Good collab. I want to do it with the boys from in between us next.

[00:04:19]>> Okay.

[00:04:19]>> Joe and James.

[00:04:20]>> Yes.

[00:04:20]>> James and Joe. Yeah.

[00:04:22]>> Yeah. Do they have a preference on how they're said?

[00:04:24]>> Jo.

[00:04:26]>> Oh, is it another letter from Metropolit?

[00:04:29]>> Someone's just knocked on our door in a very musical way. Is this receiving a package?

[00:04:35]tissue.

[00:04:36]>> Is it genuinely some Kleenex tissue?

[00:04:40]>> Who delivered them?

[00:04:42]>> A man.

[00:04:44]>> Massive box of Kleenex tissue.

[00:04:45]>> I'll get through them, love. Don't you worry.

[00:04:48]>> See you later.

[00:04:50]>> Bye.

[00:04:50]>> That would last you about two bliss hours, wouldn't it, Jordan?

[00:04:54]>> One and a half.

[00:04:56]>> Anyway, we had lovely fun on that. So, thank you for all the nice messages.

[00:04:59]>> You did.

[00:04:59]>> Um, you're right.

[00:05:00]>> I'm good. How are you, my little rose?

[00:05:02]My little rose bud?

[00:05:03]>> No, I'm Ruth. How are you, Ruth?

[00:05:05]>> Yeah.

[00:05:05]>> Yeah.

[00:05:06]>> I'm all right. Thank you. What's been going on in your life?

[00:05:08]>> No. Good. Well, I I've kind of got an announcement of my own.

[00:05:12]>> Oh, here we go. 11 a reef, everyone.

[00:05:14]>> I don't want to a reef. Yeah, cuz >> No, no. I'm sure Jordan it is on a similar level to being in a West End show.

[00:05:21]>> Yeah, it is.

[00:05:24]>> So, um you you announced last week that you were going to be in Titanic. Yes.

[00:05:30]which is I am going to be >> the musical which is fantastic. I'm pr proud of it.

[00:05:35]>> But um >> my news is my big news and >> you're going into Joseph >> is that and this is something if you'd asked like 5year-old me >> I would never have believed you >> long time ago.

[00:05:52]>> Um I I I am I've got an announcement to make. I don't know how to do it.

[00:05:59]>> Stand by everyone. that's happening >> really. But um you might have heard >> uh but I'm I'm going to be in the new Toy Story 5 film.

[00:06:06]>> Oh my god. Are we going to see your Woody?

[00:06:10]>> Keep them coming. Go on. Anymore?

[00:06:14]>> No. All I say is I'm no Jesse.

[00:06:18]>> Contrary to popular belief.

[00:06:19]>> Lovely. Well, I'm so happy for you.

[00:06:21]Congratulations.

[00:06:23]>> Can you tell us anymore?

[00:06:24]>> I >> or do we have to go and watch it? Uh, so last time you all took the mick cuz I was in another animation film.

[00:06:31]>> Yes. Which did incredibly well.

[00:06:33]>> That was But I have actually got parts.

[00:06:36]Uh, I'm going to be a gnome.

[00:06:43]>> You're going to be a gnome.

[00:06:44]>> I've been character acting. I've been at the bottom of the garden with a fishing rod.

[00:06:54]I got a picture. You will put up on a carousel. I've been method.

[00:06:59]>> Well, you character. I've just just been at bottom of the garden like seeing how long I can just >> squatting.

[00:07:07]>> And and does your character have a fishing rod?

[00:07:09]>> Pardon him.

[00:07:09]>> Does your character have a fishing rod in the actual film?

[00:07:11]>> I just I a little hat and stuff. I'll send you a picture.

[00:07:13]>> The garden gnome's really a thing in America.

[00:07:15]>> Well, apparently so. Yeah.

[00:07:17]>> Yeah.

[00:07:17]>> Oh, well that's fantastic. So, you obviously you must have recorded it a while ago.

[00:07:21]>> Yeah. Me and Sean. Are >> you and Sean? Sean's uh flamingo.

[00:07:25]>> Lovely. I can see that.

[00:07:27]>> And yeah, so it's it's mad. I can't believe it.

[00:07:29]>> A beautiful bird of paradise.

[00:07:31]>> Yeah.

[00:07:32]>> Which is fitting for Sean and a short stumpy sort of thing that people put at the bottom of their gardens.

[00:07:39]>> Lovely.

[00:07:39]>> Do are you doing it in your own voice or >> Yes. Or have you are you doing a known voice?

[00:07:43]>> Can you give us a little preview of something you might say?

[00:07:47]>> I don't know if I'm allowed but no not there.

[00:07:52]Voice of experience.

[00:07:59]>> None of you took the piss when he did his Titanic. It was a lovely moment last week. Jean, there was [ __ ] stews on the floor laughing in the back there.

[00:08:09]What?

[00:08:10]>> No, not there. Down a bit. No, >> we had such a lovely moment last week.

[00:08:15]Everyone text piss out of me. Ben, what?

[00:08:21]What? You're all [ __ ] houses.

[00:08:23]>> So, if people want to go and witness you and Sean's flamingo, they can go and see the last ever Toy Story in cinemas.

[00:08:31]>> Oh, don't come on. This is like a big Pixar franchise.

[00:08:36]>> It's like I couldn't believe it when I got the call. I was like, I I can't believe And many people don't know this. We We share the same agent, our agent, who we love dearly, and he's very like we just love him.

[00:08:49]>> He's very sassy. He won't mind us saying that, will he?

[00:08:51]>> Makes us look very normal.

[00:08:53]>> He makes us look very normal. And we actually love him to bits. And um he r me and he's going through a little bit.

[00:08:58]He's American. He went, "Oh yeah, and um Toy Story 5 want to know if you want to roll in it." I was like, "What?" He's like, "Toy Story 5 would like you." I was like, "Yes, absolutely." He's like, "Okay, I thought so." I was like, "Absolutely."

[00:09:11]>> Oh, that's amazing. Well, I can't I loved all the Toy Story films, so it would be obviously would see Toy Story 5 anyway, but now I will definitely see it on day one. I'm not even joking. It's weird because you know you they say you don't manifest until you write stuff down.

[00:09:25]>> So, I was just bored. Do you ever do this? I just write lists of my favorite things. So, like if roses, >> I just put like uh favorite tin food and stuff, you know? I just sometimes just I like to I like to >> as I said about 10 minutes ago, the sooner you get medicated.

[00:09:41]>> But I do I just like and I play favorites for my nephews and stuff. face go right film or >> Oh, I thought you choose a favorite nephew.

[00:09:48]>> Favorite tea and stuff. So, I just before I got the call, I wrote down my top 10 favorite films. So, it was and this is in no particular order. It was Good Fellas, Casino, Godfather, Godfather 2, Shaw Shank Redemption, Boyhood, Top Gun, Toy Story, Titanic, Angela's Ashes.

[00:10:12]What? I don't know. I just I don't know how you find the time to write those lists.

[00:10:16]>> So yeah, I'm going to be a gnome in Toy Story.

[00:10:19]>> That's amazing. Congratulations.

[00:10:22]>> And we went went to like Disney Studios to record it and met the like the director. Oh, it was mad and stuff.

[00:10:29]Yeah, >> Pixar.

[00:10:30]>> You met the director who directs an animation in all seriousness.

[00:10:34]>> It's a very And he told me he was like, "When you say this next line, he's like, "Show me you show me in your character."

[00:10:40]And then he gives you direct when you got your fishing rod down. He show he show like he give you direction and you start to believe you're a gnome.

[00:10:49]>> You can piss off.

[00:10:50]>> Jordan's more of an unknown.

[00:10:52]>> It's a big deal for me this.

[00:10:54]>> Well, that is such lovely news.

[00:10:56]>> You're going to be in Titanic on the West End.

[00:10:58]>> I'm going to be in a um multi-billion pound Disney Pixar franchise. So >> soon to end.

[00:11:06]>> So um yeah, that's amazing. Yours. Thank you. Yeah, >> that's great. Which >> one's better? They're different. One's a One's a film and one's live art.

[00:11:17]>> What? No, it is. One's live, one is, you know, a film is a different proposition.

[00:11:22]It would be like comparing Titanic to Titanic.

[00:11:25]>> Exactly. Obviously, more people will see mine, but you know, and I'm doing Press Junkie and Red Carpet with Tom Hanks, but you know.

[00:11:35]>> Yeah.

[00:11:35]>> Yeah.

[00:11:36]>> Well, I'm I'm to I'm going over to America in a few weeks, so I'll watch it in the cinemas there and see you. I won't be in the American.

[00:11:42]>> Oh, really?

[00:11:42]>> I don't think so.

[00:11:44]>> Oh, okay.

[00:11:44]>> Maybe, but I think it's the European one.

[00:11:48]>> The European one? Well, presumably the English language speaking one. Unless you're doing your German accent.

[00:11:52]>> Oh, yeah. I was there for hours. The Spanish one I nailed.

[00:11:56]>> It's no there.

[00:11:58]>> Yeah.

[00:12:00]>> Is that thing to tell you? You just [ __ ] Stewart on floor laughing. No.

[00:12:06]>> Is that all you say? There's I don't want to give away what I'm going to say.

[00:12:10]>> And are you in one scene, several scenes?

[00:12:12]>> Uh, just one scene. Okay.

[00:12:13]>> I'm not going to give it away, but yeah.

[00:12:15]I mean, I'm in the scene.

[00:12:16]>> Are we sure they haven't cut the scene?

[00:12:18]>> Well, I don't yet.

[00:12:20]>> Just for sake of argument, >> but it's you know, it started off with now I've got parts and then maybe one day I'll be in my own Pixar film.

[00:12:30]>> You should be very happy.

[00:12:31]>> Thank you.

[00:12:32]>> Question for you now that you're a film star.

[00:12:34]>> Mhm.

[00:12:34]>> Well, actually, if a film star of two.

[00:12:36]>> Oh my god. cuz you did your other one.

[00:12:38]>> I'm a film star.

[00:12:40]>> What film franchise?

[00:12:42]>> Mhm.

[00:12:42]>> Could you go into next? What's the next move?

[00:12:45]>> No, there isn't. This is honestly >> What do you mean there isn't? Don't think small, think big.

[00:12:49]>> I love these are the big This is the biggest movie. You're not going to get much bigger than this.

[00:12:53]>> Toy Story 6.

[00:12:53]>> I mean, three.

[00:12:56]>> Apparently Tom Cruz don't want to do any more Mission Impossible. So, >> and to be fair, you are the same height.

[00:13:04]I'm way taller than Tom Cruz, so I don't know. I don't from from gnome to Bond.

[00:13:10]>> Oh my god. Jordan North for the next Bond.

[00:13:13]>> You know, >> you heard it here first. Move over Jacob Lordi.

[00:13:16]>> Yeah. And for character acting, I could like pistol whip you or something. Oh, >> I'm sorry. Pistol whip. What Bond film does he pistol whip anyone in?

[00:13:25]>> Pistol whip people all the time.

[00:13:26]>> I could be your Bond girl.

[00:13:28]>> You could I >> What would you be BUSY GALORE?

[00:13:38]AH, MR. [ __ ] >> WOW. OKAY.

[00:13:43]>> This is Mahogany [ __ ] >> This is uh Ah, we meet again. Mr. Bond, we do. Mr. Mahogany Big [ __ ] >> Ah, Mr. Bond. Do you expect me to die?

[00:13:52]No, I expect you to swallow.

[00:13:58]>> He's still thinking.

[00:13:59]>> Yeah, I'm still thinking. Yeah, that's a great character baddy. Mahogany Big Cuck.

[00:14:04]>> I mean, I know sometimes the particularly the the vintage James Bond films were maybe a little bit on the nose with character names. [ __ ] Galore, Octopusy, we had an entire film title.

[00:14:15]Uh uh Dr. Goodhead was the uh Bond uh girl in Moonrakaker.

[00:14:21]>> Was she actually called Goodhead?

[00:14:22]>> Holly Goodhead.

[00:14:25]>> Uh it's quite on the >> mad. Good. Moonrakaker has the best ending to any Bond film where they are they've they're coming down from the moon coming back to Earth. Bond has obviously seduced Dr. Hollywood head.

[00:14:38]They beam >> Roger Moore in it.

[00:14:40]>> Yeah. They beam into the best Bond. They until you. They build they beam into MI6.

[00:14:45]>> I knew you'd say Roger Moore was your best Bond. He's so camp in it.

[00:14:48]>> They be beam into MI6 and the camera picks them up and drapes with a sheet over them. Bond and Holly are going at it and M says, "What on earth are you doing, Bond?" And Q says, "I think they're attempting re-entry." It's just the best joke. At the end, >> it's so calm.

[00:15:07]>> It's so great.

[00:15:07]>> I was in a hotel room next to him one night.

[00:15:09]>> Oh, here we go. I know this joke.

[00:15:12]>> I was You've You have done this for eight years.

[00:15:14]>> All night. All Roger Moore.

[00:15:20]>> Izzy, don't laugh at that. Oh, more.

[00:15:24]>> Well, there you go.

[00:15:25]>> What sort of bond would you be? Because my brother has a theory with Bonds that they alternate between a dark chocolate bond and a milk chocolate bond in terms of sort of So, Daniel Craig would be a dark chocolate bond grittier.

[00:15:36]>> Mhm.

[00:15:37]>> Whereas milk chocolate would be someone like Roger Moore.

[00:15:39]>> I' I' I'd maybe be more of a spoof. Uh oh. What am I like?

[00:15:44]>> So, white chocolate bond.

[00:15:47]>> I'd be more Austin Powers.

[00:15:48]>> Okay. And would you want what sort of gadgets would you want? because they are casting unless they have announced before this episode goes out.

[00:15:56]>> Some I couldn't lose because a lot of them are small, aren't they? It's like a big gun or >> could be a fob for this building.

[00:16:03]>> A fob for this building would would help. The fact I've still not got a fob key to get into this building, my own studio.

[00:16:10]>> Well, surely as as a spy, you could break into this building quite easily.

[00:16:14]>> And if you play your cards right, you might be the spy who shags you.

[00:16:18]>> I might be the spy who shags me. It was an Austin Powers film. I think we should move on.

[00:16:23]>> Yeah.

[00:16:23]>> But no, it was good. I'm I'm chuffed to bits. I am. And I was I've I've been having a real like big >> bout of imposter syndrome lately. So that's that's it's been a bit especially when I was filming for that. So it's been nice >> filming.

[00:16:37]>> Got a nice pep talk off Wendy. She's like, "No, you deserve this." So yeah, you know when you have those days where you think what I get I get everyone gets it. But >> I get I've had it pretty bad the past couple of weeks.

[00:16:48]>> Oh, I don't. I feel like you're a bit [ __ ] on radio and you're a bit annoy.

[00:16:52]Anyway, so it's been nice.

[00:16:53]>> Well, congratulations. We're all I'm sure Toy Story 5 is out very soon in cinemas. You can pre-book your tickets now, I'm sure. And we'll all go and see you as the gnome.

[00:17:03]>> I've got a like beard and I can't give too much.

[00:17:06]>> Presumably you I mean I haven't seen Toy Story 5 yet. It's not out, but presumably it has been animated.

[00:17:11]>> Well, yeah. It's not me.

[00:17:13]>> Okay, fine.

[00:17:13]>> That be weird.

[00:17:14]>> No, because you said you've got a beard.

[00:17:15]You mean your character?

[00:17:16]>> Yeah. Well, no, cuz I am the character method.

[00:17:20]>> Anything else been going on other than sort of, you know, Hollywood films?

[00:17:23]>> Not really. What about you? What have you been up to?

[00:17:24]>> Well, I've been told I need to So, are you in the gym? Do you ever do something called a lunge?

[00:17:29]>> I'm not a big fan of lunges, but I try to do them once a week.

[00:17:31]>> Right. Yeah. No, I He gets me to do lunging all up and you know the in in my gym that sort of thing in the middle, >> the sort of the track. The track.

[00:17:39]>> Yeah. Yeah. So, we lunged across that a few times and I've been doing it recently and he told me he went, "No, you're doing it more as a curtsy.

[00:17:47]I bet you thought that was a compliment, didn't you?

[00:17:48]>> I said, "Yeah, what's the problem?" And he went, "No, no, you need to do it more as a lunge." And I went, "Joel for that is his name."

[00:17:54]>> Check it up, Joel.

[00:17:55]>> Check it up, Joel. I said, "Did you know I have a Guinness World Record in curtsing? So, it's only natural that I do that." He looked very confused. I don't think many of his clients have ever turned around and said that to him.

[00:18:03]>> It's a compliment.

[00:18:04]>> So, I am doing my curtses as lunges.

[00:18:06]>> Oh, the thought of you doing a lunge gives me the ache.

[00:18:08]>> Do you ever do a trump?

[00:18:10]>> I'm sorry. You need to like there's a trump pepper come out when you've done a >> because I've got an excellent pelvic floor.

[00:18:19]>> Okay.

[00:18:20]>> Yeah. So I don't but which I do want to and actually once I go into the show I have a lot of free time in the day. Uh cuz everything else is coming up the diary other than Thursdays. Um I'm going to we could go to the gym together.

[00:18:34]>> Sure.

[00:18:34]>> We could work out.

[00:18:36]>> We just we just need to get it out the way and do it, don't we? And then we'll go to the gym.

[00:18:41]>> Okay.

[00:18:42]>> Do a nice big Trumpy gym workout.

[00:18:44]>> Can I just say me and >> I'm not going to work out with you if you're going to fart all over the >> Me and Ben are gentlemen's right.

[00:18:50]Gentlemen, because we always never do it here and then whenever we go down the stairs downstairs, we always trump in the little hallway, don't we?

[00:18:57]>> I don't know if Ben I've I've never >> We've done it a few times.

[00:19:01]>> That's not true.

[00:19:02]>> We fart in that hallway all the time. I do. Yeah, you do as well. And we giggle like year fives.

[00:19:09]Yeah, it's cute.

[00:19:10]>> It is cute. We never do it in here for you, lad.

[00:19:14]>> Easy on hand. Pull me finger, lad. Oh, [ __ ] hell. Is he have some class?

[00:19:19]>> Um, other news. Yes.

[00:19:21]>> Now, I You didn't I didn't actually message your friend of mine, Chris Stark. But I have gone ahead and got a barbecue.

[00:19:28]>> Have you?

[00:19:28]>> Yeah.

[00:19:28]>> What did you get?

[00:19:30]>> It's a ninja.

[00:19:32]>> Was it a gas one?

[00:19:34]>> It's gas.

[00:19:34]>> Ah, Willy, I've got a gas one. It's a mistake. No, I wanted gas.

[00:19:38]>> Might as well have an oven.

[00:19:41]>> Well, what what's yours?

[00:19:42]>> Gas.

[00:19:44]>> Okay, but what should I have got?

[00:19:45]>> Charcoal.

[00:19:46]>> I don't want charcoal. I'm not sure it's good for the environment.

[00:19:49]>> It is. You can get environmentally friendly ones. You can get environmentally friendly oak now.

[00:19:53]>> It would be more environmentally friendly. Just have a piece of fruit if we're going down that route.

[00:19:58]>> Yeah, but you you can't serve fruit to your garden guests, can you?

[00:20:02]>> My garden guests?

[00:20:04]>> Can you?

[00:20:04]>> No. It hasn't gone up yet to be fair because I don't know what to do.

[00:20:09]>> So, I'm trying to find >> on it.

[00:20:11]>> Well, yeah. I'm trying to find a handyman to come and sort of pop it up.

[00:20:15]God, my You can't even put up your own bloody >> a barbecue apparently is very complicated and it's got gas and I don't sort of want to like sort of blow the house up cuz I couldn't put a barbecue together.

[00:20:25]>> I got someone to do my garden just cuz it need a proper doing. But I'm on top of garden now. I'm jet washing. The only thing I don't do is put pictures up.

[00:20:31]>> When you your barbecue, >> did you assemble yours? Yeah, I did actually.

[00:20:35]>> Well, would you like to come around and do mine >> if I can jet wash?

[00:20:38]>> Yeah, I've been jetwashed. I don't need to be flipping jet. You can do the front. To be fair, I didn't jet wash the front. You can do the front.

[00:20:44]>> You need to warn the neighbors, though.

[00:20:46]It'll be >> what?

[00:20:47]>> Well, splash splash zone and >> be like SeaWorld. You were in the splash zone.

[00:20:51]>> Noisy and stuff.

[00:20:53]>> Yeah, SeaWorld. That's what we were all thinking when I said splash zone.

[00:20:56]>> Well, yeah, in in SeaWorld. When I used to go to SeaWorld as a child, see Shimu.

[00:21:00]RIP. And >> is Shimu dead? Well, the show is and you would you would have you know if you sat near the front it would say you are in the splash zone.

[00:21:11]>> You know I was >> I think I know this story.

[00:21:17]>> I was quite chubby as a child. Yeah.

[00:21:20]>> You enjoyed your food?

[00:21:21]>> I enjoyed my food. I I was a teen >> and Brad and Dominics >> and I was in bath once. My mom had me a bath and the other past went oh shoo.

[00:21:28]How long are you going to be in there?

[00:21:31]>> That's not good. Were they in the splash zone?

[00:21:36]>> Probably. Yeah.

[00:21:37]>> Um anyway, yeah, barbecue is there. It's not actually put out, so I can't actually do anything with it.

[00:21:43]>> But I'm quite excited that I've reached a new level of butch, but I do have a lovely Liberty print barbecue apron, so that's going to offset it.

[00:21:51]>> I I bet you when I was barbecuing, it's more salad with you. And I bet you put everything in the oven first, don't you?

[00:21:56]>> I've said it before, most things taste better in the oven than on a barbecue.

[00:22:00]But I appreciate the sort of the sort of the Neanderthal gene. It taps into barbecuing outside.

[00:22:06]>> Who are you going to have round at your barbecue? All those twinks going, "Oh, raw meat. How gross."

[00:22:11]>> Raw meat. I hope it's not bloody raw meat.

[00:22:13]>> We're fine with our sensation Christmas.

[00:22:17]Don't they won't like None of your lot will appreciate. None of your friends will appreciate a barbecue. Freddy at a barbecue.

[00:22:23]>> I think they'll all love it.

[00:22:25]>> Trying to think who else.

[00:22:28]Jonathan likes a barbecue.

[00:22:31]In fact, Jonathan actually could come and and do the barbecue for me.

[00:22:34]>> Yeah, Jonathan be the salad.

[00:22:36]>> Yeah, there you go.

[00:22:36]>> I'm looking forward to marinating the meat >> because they've got some lovely new Otalangi um uh marinades at Waitro can do that.

[00:22:44]>> I met him on Saturday Kitchen.

[00:22:46]>> Yamang.

[00:22:49]Sorry. Several G&Ds. Yam.

[00:22:52]>> Here we go. This will be good.

[00:22:55]>> Yoleni.

[00:22:56]>> Is that what his name is? I believe so >> for those uh our wonderful genius mind know him he's always on the kitchen and he's got a couple of shops and restaurants yeah >> and he's got some beautiful cookbooks >> his best cookbook he did cuz quite a lot of them are very complicated you need to be a machine simple is very good it lives up to its uh >> I had a really [ __ ] my really [ __ ] friend Matt once when he was around at the uh at the housewarming came around he looked at my cookbooks he went I'm spotting a Simple.

[00:23:29]Make it easy. Yeah, >> one pot dishes. I could have punched him.

[00:23:32]>> Well, you can tell that when you've eaten at yours before.

[00:23:37]>> Excuse me.

[00:23:38]>> Hey, corn beef hash.

[00:23:40]>> Oh, I just like to do like one great big thing that you just like pop in the middle and just like let it go and people help tray break. Throw it on.

[00:23:48]>> I've never done you Greekland tray bake.

[00:23:50]That is a Monday to Thursday.

[00:23:51]>> What my mom did, just got it from freezer, threw it on a tray and whacked it in oven. That's all you do. But hers were smiley faces and turkey dinosaurs.

[00:23:59]>> Well, this face isn't smiling.

[00:24:01]>> Okay. But um Langi, I've met him before.

[00:24:03]He's he's a lovely fell.

[00:24:06]>> At least I serve on time.

[00:24:08]>> I always No, cuz I purposely don't serve on time, so everyone gets pissed.

[00:24:12]>> I think What What did you do last time when we went round with Sean and Chris and Chelsea and James?

[00:24:17]>> Was that a p? Yeah.

[00:24:18]>> Yeah. It was It was more of a breakfast by the time we were eating it, wasn't it?

[00:24:23]>> Yeah. I I haven't hosted in a while. Oh, I've got me neighbors coming around actually weekend. Yeah, >> everybody loves good neighbors.

[00:24:30]>> Yeah, I sent put one of my one of your posh postcards through door.

[00:24:33]>> Well, your posh postcards >> I know that you got me from moving in present.

[00:24:37]>> Lovely.

[00:24:38]>> Um, just before we move on uh before we uh recorded today's episode, I was absolutely uh eviscerated or attempted to by his standards by producer Ben.

[00:24:50]Producer Ben, would you like to chip in and just recreate what >> Hi guys.

[00:24:54]>> Hello. Well, there this was this it this it started a few weeks ago actually, Jordan, and I'm keen to hear your thoughts on this.

[00:25:00]>> So, obviously, I ran the marathon. I don't know if I mentioned >> didn't mention it. No, >> I'm in a movie, but not allowed to mention it.

[00:25:08]>> And I made the decision that I think was the right one to book a day off work >> the day after the marathon.

[00:25:16]>> Yeah, of course.

[00:25:17]>> To aid in my recovery.

[00:25:18]>> Yes, of course. Bearing in mind that when I have not booked a day off of work to aid in my recovery previously, William also had a go at me.

[00:25:26]>> See Glastonbury episode.

[00:25:28]>> Yeah, one of them is I wouldn't put Glastonbury on the par with running a marathon. Even I would.

[00:25:32]>> Oh no, I reckon Glastonbury is harder. A full weekend at Glastale.

[00:25:38]So anyway, I then on that day off posted a lovely picture on my Instagram story of me in the park, me just lying there chilling and William replied to it being like, "You've had a day off after running the marathon.

[00:25:51]>> He's such a bitch." Yes.

[00:25:53]>> And I was just like, >> I just thought it was unprofessional.

[00:25:56]>> Hang on a second. For someone who can >> He ran a marathon in 3 hours. Give the lad a break.

[00:26:01]>> And 37 minutes.

[00:26:02]>> And 37 minutes. for someone who can swan around town whenever he wants to >> getting his haircut. Bloody hells whenever he wants at any point in the day having a maybe like a casual breakfast in as a work meeting.

[00:26:16]>> Oh, we sound like his parents when he starts work full-time in a few weeks.

[00:26:18]This Titanic is going to bloody hit him.

[00:26:20]You won't know. You won't know the real world world until it's hit. You lad.

[00:26:23]>> You want a day off then?

[00:26:24]>> I know you will.

[00:26:26]>> He will. I guarantee after that 48 show run, >> William will do absolutely the square root of [ __ ] all >> on the Monday morning.

[00:26:39]>> Who's put 50 being you?

[00:26:40]>> Yes. Yes. Well, I have booked.

[00:26:43]>> Tell them, queen. You go diva.

[00:26:45]>> We're snapping.

[00:26:46]>> Yeah, we're snapping our fingers. Yeah.

[00:26:48]>> What is lovely is that um Ben, just like you, Jordan, is so easy to wind up.

[00:26:53]>> I'm not easy to wind up. Easy. know what buttons to press.

[00:26:56]>> He's easy to >> when he puts this little sort of thirsty here are my legs. Tired legs in the park.

[00:27:02]>> Thirsty.

[00:27:03]>> It says you turning up in gym kit the other week.

[00:27:07]>> I've got the receipts you asked me.

[00:27:09]>> Also, and whilst talking about thirsty, you're a right thirsty little [ __ ] these days on social media. So, wind your neck in. Christ, >> what have I done?

[00:27:16]>> Oh, Jesus. You're worse than he is always out on bloody social media.

[00:27:23]I'll see you in court.

[00:27:24]>> Well, you will. Christ.

[00:27:29]>> Well, I don't know what to say other than would you like an etmology?

[00:27:32]>> Yeah. What's it on? Being a thirsty little [ __ ] >> Over to Jordan.

[00:27:39]>> I'm not thirsty.

[00:27:40]>> Days off work.

[00:27:44]There's so much I can say.

[00:27:46]>> How am I thirsty?

[00:27:48]I just reshare reels from capital in here. I'm going to talk to you inspired by what we were talking about only the other week about is it the Union flag or is it the Union Jack?

[00:27:59]You asked for this.

[00:28:01]>> You can tell we we we both do a holiday.

[00:28:03]>> We'll tell you the answer after these messages.

[00:28:09]>> It's William William the etiquette geek.

[00:28:12]His knowledge knowledge >> quite unique. He'll give you manners.

[00:28:16]>> A subtle tweak. It's time for William etiquette of the week. Cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha. Now this is quite complicated so buckle up. The death of Elizabeth I in6003 just after 4:00 had an unintended consequence that had not been considered. With the accession of James I England and Scotland became one realm because James was the former king of Scotland. So we became the kingdom of Great Britain all whilst maintaining separate constitutions. The problem however arose at sea. Whilst England had its own flag, the flag of St. George and Scotland that of St. Andrew, the joining of the crowns caused a problem for flags on ships. Which flag was the Navy to fly? Initially, vessels on the Scottish Royal Navy flew the Scottish flag above the English one and Scottish ones above the Scottish. However, this was bad etiquette because as mentioned on the episode a few weeks ago, you don't double flag national flags on the same mast. So in6006, James the first acted and created what was initially called the British flag by combining the flags of England and Scotland. The term union flag first appeared in 1625.

[00:29:31]The act of union in 1801 added the red cross of St. Patrick representing Ireland and forming what we have today.

[00:29:38]Now we get into the Jack debate. Many people refer to the Union flag as the Union Jack. And Jordan's yawning, but I'm going to try not to say that personally.

[00:29:47]>> I didn't mean to. It wasn't personal.

[00:29:49]>> And just as many are quick to correct them that it's only the Jack when at sea. Well, is that true? And why do we call it Jack? Well, basically in old English, Jack means something dimminative. So, when a naval ship flew on a small flag on the um bow, it was known as the Union Jack, the Jack or the King's Jack. In 1674, the Admiral T clarified that the small flag would be known as His Majesty's Jack uh or informally the Union Jack. But basically both names were used by the Admiral T.

[00:30:20]So is the Union Jack only called such when flown at sea is but it is complicated because the government stated that in the House of Lords on the 14th of July 1908 that it may fairly be stated that the Union Jack should be regarded as the national flag and it undoubtedly may be flown on land by all of his majesty subjects. So whilst they are sort of both correct, you can say either the royal family who are sort of the authority on etiquetteish uh say union flag whereas union jack is more informal or >> so it was it did start at C.

[00:30:55]>> It did start at C.

[00:30:56]>> More formally it's the Union flag. Yes.

[00:30:58]>> But now it's the Union is colloally known as the Union Jack.

[00:31:02]>> Correct.

[00:31:04]>> So I hope that clears that up.

[00:31:05]>> That was that was very interesting.

[00:31:07]>> They always are.

[00:31:08]>> They always are. Thank you.

[00:31:10]>> Thank you.

[00:31:10]>> Should we go on to the problems and dilemas?

[00:31:12]>> Yes, please. Let's Now that I'm a movie star, do I have to scroll my own iPad or >> Oh, go away.

[00:31:18]>> Now, it's time for your questions and dilemas. Remember, if you need our help with something, then get in touch. You can send your tales of trepidation to help at sexmyboss.com. You can DM us.

[00:31:27]We're sexy boss on the socials. Or you can write to William, who in the fullness of time promises a handwritten reply on one of our luxury greeting cards of executive self- sale envelopes.

[00:31:35]The address is on the website sextheedmyboss.com.

[00:31:39]And remember, we have no idea what's coming up.

[00:31:41]>> Our first letter is from Olivia. Dear HR, William, Master Jordan, EP, and the rest of the sexed gang. My long-term partner's grandfather passed away this weekend, and I'd like to send his grandmother some flowers and a sympathy card. But do I say that they are from just me or me and my boyfriend? My boyfriend and me. It seems kind of odd for them not to be from my boyfriend, too. However, I was always under the impression that someone grieving does not give flowers in a card to someone grieving the same death. I might be totally wrong in overthinking it, but I would appreciate your help nonetheless.

[00:32:12]I have the honor to remain your obedient servant. Very good, Olivia.

[00:32:16]>> Oh, I don't like that.

[00:32:18]>> That's how you sign off. That's how you sign off to a monarch in the very traditional form.

[00:32:22]>> Would you Oh, God. Don't don't don't.

[00:32:24]I'm not into that.

[00:32:27]>> Not Not someone being your obedient servant.

[00:32:29]>> No. God, no. Um Oh, no. You're overthinking it. It's from you and your boyfriend.

[00:32:34]>> Simple that one. You wouldn't not put your It'd be weird if you didn't put your boyfriend's name on it, >> especially as his his grandfather.

[00:32:40]>> You put from both of you to any funeral.

[00:32:42]>> Yeah. Generally flowers.

[00:32:43]>> The person who died one of you at them.

[00:32:46]>> Well, there is always that. I would generally flowers are in loving memory of the person who has died rather than so rather than to a specific person. So if a relative of yours, let's say Jordan, god forbid, passed away, >> I would not say, Jordan, here are some lovely flowers in memory of or Jordan, here are some lovely flowers for you, thinking of you, love, William.

[00:33:08]>> It would be in loving memory of X. The exception to that rule is if you had actually never met that person, then you might write Jordan thinking of you.

[00:33:15]>> But if you have met that person, I assume you have, >> uh, then yes.

[00:33:20]>> Yeah.

[00:33:21]>> Send them from both of you.

[00:33:22]>> And liies are apparently a funeral flower, but >> yeah, >> roses. You can send anything really. It depends what sort of funeral they like.

[00:33:27]You could I mean we've someone that we know uh has had gone through a death so we have sent some pale pastel pinks rather than sort of bright colors because we know that they wouldn't want white liies.

[00:33:38]>> So we've done that. Our next dilemma is from [ __ ] Dear William and Jordan, let me start by thanking you and the whole sexed team for the many hours of entertainment making me laugh out loud more often than I care to admit during gym workouts or on long flights. Before I get to my question, let me give you some background information. I work as an in-house videographer for a large Dutch ship builder. Part of my job involves traveling all over the world to film boats and ships and job.

[00:34:03]>> And even though I would love to go into detail on the difference between the two, my dilemma does not concern floating objects, but rather air travel.

[00:34:10]My frequent work trips enabled me to gain the top level in the frequent flyer program of our national carrier.

[00:34:16]>> Nice gold.

[00:34:17]>> That'll be KM. This allows me access to the business class lounges at most airports. It is a welcome perk when I travel alone. However, occasionally colleagues of mine are booked on the same flight. Often these people I only vaguely know and don't work with directly, even though they often do know me because of my unique job within the company. Also good to know, most of them travel less than me and therefore don't have lounge access. In comes my dilemma.

[00:34:40]I must admit that I much prefer to wait for my flight in a lounge surrounded by free drinks and snacks to an overcrowded gate next to people I don't share much more with than an employer. However, I also don't want to be the snooty antisocial filmmaker who just disappears until it is time for boarding. So, what is the etiquette for this class division fabricated by the airline industry?

[00:34:58]Should I show solidarity with my colleagues and share in the suffering or can I make an Irish exit after checkin and see myself to some middle class luxury in the lounge? Your advice would be greatly appreciated. Kind regards, [ __ ] Rotterdam, the Netherlands. Well, I would say you're trying to have your cake and eat it there. I you can't unless you get to the airport well in advance and you can get yourself into the lounge before your colleagues arrive and then again leave it you know wait for boarding to start and then sort of totle on later. You're sort of asking us for the impossible. I appreciate you won't be able to take all of your colleagues into the lounge. You might be allowed one guest for example rather than four.

[00:35:36]But I mean it's a lovely problem to have. It's a very first world problem, but you can't have your cake and eat it.

[00:35:43]However, there are some airports uh particularly in the Middle East where the entire terminal is replicated on several layers. So, if you are traveling business class or first class, your gate, so the gates are replic there are three points. So, you once you're in the lounge, you board from the lounge. So, you don't have to come out the lounge and then find the gate.

[00:36:04]>> That's fancy.

[00:36:04]>> Yeah. And so, actually, you don't see anyone else. But that's those airports.

[00:36:09]Most airports don't have that. Although I think it's a very sensible innovation.

[00:36:12]>> Look, nothing lasts forever. Enjoy that business class lounge whilst you can. So go for it. Don't feel guilty. Go for it.

[00:36:18]I won't begrudge anyone if they said that I'm going to go in. They'll be like, "You crack."

[00:36:21]>> But also take in a colleague from time to time. Go. Right. This week I'm bringing in Jordan. Next week it's guessing. Then it's Sophia.

[00:36:28]>> You don't have to make small talk with colleagues before a flight.

[00:36:31]>> Well, I probably would suggest it.

[00:36:35]I think it's nice personally. This is from anonymous. Hey guys, I had an incident some years ago when I was on a bus on my way back home to Wigan. I >> thought this could be >> all right comfortable for this one.

[00:36:47]>> I started feeling very uncomfortable with some stomach pains which soon became a desperate need to poo. However, this bus was stuck in traffic and I wasn't sure how long it was going to take to get to my stop. But I was getting rather panicky as my ass was quivering. The battle had begun. A real Hodder Hodder experience. Hodor >> Hodor experience. Must be a Wigan thing.

[00:37:07]>> No, Hodor is from Game of Thrones.

[00:37:08]>> Oh, is it? Oh, right.

[00:37:09]>> Holdor.

[00:37:10]>> He was trying to hold it in.

[00:37:12]>> Uh, as more time went on, the bus still barely moved and I began considering more options. I sent a text to my mom letting her know that I may have to [ __ ] in a carrier bag. But don't worry, I did not give into this idea. The bus began moving and I managed to get into Wigan Town where I got off the bus and walked, or rather waddled, to the Grand Arcade.

[00:37:29]I managed to get to the LE's in the Grand Arcade and had the biggest poo of my life under the U bend and above the seat.

[00:37:35]>> Can't you read what it says?

[00:37:36]>> No, I'm cleaning it up for everyone. I tried flushing, but as you may imagine, this was the beginning of the problems.

[00:37:42]The water raised and barely went back down. Yet, for some reason, I decided to attempt a second flush, which just made the water fill to the rim and nearly pour over the edge. The second flush.

[00:37:50]>> What should I do? I asked myself and decided there is only one thing that I can do and just leave it. So, I used L paper to place on top of this giant turd like some kind of hat. I waited for the L's to go quiet and I made a run for it.

[00:38:03]You may wonder what happened after. What about the poor cleaner that would have to tackle this monstrosity? Well, who knows? All I can tell you is this incident made it into the local newspaper after the Lu had to be closed off due to flooding.

[00:38:15]>> How big was this [ __ ] >> that also flooded H&M and the floor below the LS?

[00:38:19]>> Shut up.

[00:38:20]>> So, was this the correct way to handle this situation? I asked this as this was not the first or last time this happened.

[00:38:26]>> You need to go whoing who's writing in King Kong.

[00:38:30]>> And for anyone worried, I have seen a doctor about the issue and to check my anatomy. It's IBS. I bet it is anonymous.

[00:38:38]>> How big are these turds?

[00:38:39]>> Wow, >> you're causing bloody chaos. Also, what was the headline in the newspaper? Get back in touch.

[00:38:46]>> Massive [ __ ] causes flood.

[00:38:48]>> Big evacuation in the grand arcade.

[00:38:50]>> Yeah, that would be a good one. Oh, >> big turd causes >> Yeah, send us the newspaper clipping.

[00:38:54]We'd like to do that for a bonus.

[00:38:56]>> Big shrug causes flood.

[00:38:58]>> Oh, >> I don't know.

[00:38:59]>> Um >> Um, also if you personal advice, if you ever block a toilet, >> don't don't We're all tempted. Never do a second flush. Get the toilet brush and try and >> you said and we've said it on luxury podcast. It's very antisocial not to provide a lube brush.

[00:39:14]>> Do you do you talk about this sort of thing on the luxury podcast?

[00:39:17]>> Yes.

[00:39:17]>> Yeah. Get get the toilet brush and try and like shove it down the U bend.

[00:39:21]>> Jordan, we did a whole episode a few weeks ago about bins.

[00:39:24]>> Okay, that's and that usually helps especially if it's paper, but then try to knock off the paper. I know it's some dirty business cuz that wasn't when all the paper wraps around the bog brush.

[00:39:35]>> But yeah, slightly ill.

[00:39:36]>> You need to You're a freaking haphazard.

[00:39:39]You want to start taking Tupperware out with you? Oh >> wow. Well, a lunch box or something. I >> mean, how big is your bloody Tupperware for that?

[00:39:50]>> Need a Pringles box or something for him.

[00:39:53]>> Pringles box.

[00:39:54]>> Yeah, big long tube.

[00:39:56]>> Yeah, >> a few of them, I think.

[00:39:58]>> Cube. How big are these shits? What we talk? Like the size of an arm.

[00:40:01]>> It fills up above the above the seat level if that's true.

[00:40:06]>> What's the biggest poo you've ever had?

[00:40:08]>> I don't know. I don't poo. This is from Mitch. Good day, cobbers. Apologies in advance for the sex podcast adjacent question, but recently having started dating again after exiting my last and first relationship of 10 years, I've encountered an unusual issue regarding the size of my member.

[00:40:25]>> Christ, >> I'll take this. And my ex, yes, gay, never commented on it.

[00:40:33]So, I just assumed it was normal size.

[00:40:34]And while yes, I have seen porn, I never thought it was anything special. So, now that I've entered the dating world, the consistent feedback is that it is monstersized and pornworthy. I endeavor to provide a humble response, but it becomes such a focal point of attention in that moment that it makes me self-conscious. So, what is the etiquette when a date rips your pants off during a makeout session and exclaims loudly, "Well, that thing's huge. How do I respond?"

[00:40:58]>> It's like that planer in Wigan.

[00:41:00]>> Further, how or what do I counter compliment their member without coming across as facitious? generally asking for guidance in navigating these perturbing scenarios. Cheers, Mitch.

[00:41:11]>> I mean, it's just cheers and yours is cute.

[00:41:14]>> No, that's a reflex compliment.

[00:41:16]>> What does that mean?

[00:41:17]>> Don't and >> you're not so bad yourself.

[00:41:20]>> No, don't anything. Whether it's someone's whatever or a jacket or pair of shoes, if I go, I love that jacket, don't then go, I love that quarter zip.

[00:41:29]What you do is you remember that I've complimented you and then later on go and I love that quarterzip. Because if you anything if you give a compliment immediately back, it just comes off as instancy.

[00:41:40]>> Oh, does it? Yeah. So, even when you comparing [ __ ] >> just say thank you.

[00:41:45]>> You just go thank you and move on.

[00:41:47]>> I bet you've got a lovely ass.

[00:41:49]>> No, no. Cuz that's a reflex compliment.

[00:41:52]Don't say anything. Just go thanks very much.

[00:41:54]>> Just say oh thank you.

[00:41:55]>> That's all you need to say. Thank you.

[00:41:57]Keep it short.

[00:41:58]>> All right. which might be hard.

[00:42:00]>> From big old cucks to big old turds.

[00:42:03]What's the final dilemma, please?

[00:42:04]>> It's from Anonymous. Hi guys, quick one for the pod. I'm a British hairdresser living in Australia and we have a supermarket. Woolworth's here. You can collect your Woollis points every time you shop. This isn't an ad. I had a client the other day come in and tell me her boyfriend had broken up with her 7 weeks ago and she was utterly heartbroken. However, 3 weeks into their separation, she gets a notification from her Woolworth rewards app with a copy of the receipt from the most recent purchase. The ex-boyfriend had gone to the supermarket and had purchased condoms and scanned her Woolworth reward card. She texted him afterwards to ask if he had really moved on that quickly, to which he replied, "I thought you'd appreciate the points."

[00:42:38]>> Oh, he's just doing that to be a knob.

[00:42:40]He weren't. He knew what you were doing.

[00:42:41]>> What is the etiquette when using your exartner 3 weeks supermarket rewards cards to purchase condoms? Anonymous.

[00:42:47]>> Be the bigger person. I think he was I think he knew exactly what he knew he was doing. I'd get in touch with Wworth or whichever supermarket you shop in and get them to issue you a new card number and cancel the old cards. That's what I would do.

[00:43:00]>> Don't rise to it. But he knew what he was doing.

[00:43:03]>> He He absolutely knew what he >> Men can be very mischievous and mischievous and >> What word were you I think you were trying to say two words in one.

[00:43:10]>> Mischievous and manipulating. Mach >> mischievous.

[00:43:14]>> That sounds like it be what he was doing. Uh thank you for your questions and dilemas. Remember, you can listen to new episodes every Tuesday and Friday and 24 hours before anywhere else in Global Play. You can watch us on YouTube as well. We put full episodes up every release day. Just head to YouTube and search for sexed and we'll see you on Friday.

[00:43:31]>> There's a snake in my boot to infinity and beyond.

[00:43:36]>> Oh, I remember that.

[00:43:38]>> Yeah, of course you did.

[00:43:40]>> Back in the day.

[00:43:41]>> I'M MRS. NESBIT.

[00:43:43]>> Oh my god, I have got such a good video of you doing that at that wedding.

[00:43:45]>> Yeah. See, that was maybe Oh my god. We You won't want us to post that.

[00:43:49]>> Why?

[00:43:49]>> Well, >> I think we've posted it before, >> have we?

[00:43:52]>> Yeah. I was being Buzz Lightyear at a wedding p >> in Toy Story 1.

[00:43:55]>> I had a little floppy eye.

[00:43:56]>> Little did you know when Toy Story 1 came out, you'd be in Toy Story 5. There you go.

[00:44:00]>> There we go. See you on Friday.