Which Ball Can I Throw the Nastiest Pitch With?

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[00:00:00]Today I'm seeing what's the weirdest ball I can strike out Lorenzo with.

[00:00:02]We're playing a best of seven at bat series with the ball changing and getting weirder each at bat starting with >> Ball number one.

[00:00:10]Pretty straightforward what we're going for here. Trying to start strong. I'm going to try to dice you up.

[00:00:16]We all see it. I that's really good. I was trying to think of a good pun. I was going to say I'm going to try to square it up. I didn't even think about the fact that it's a dice. Well done. Well done. And I like how it looks. Like these things should be a lot smaller than this. So I'm curious to see if it moves. The only problem with the whole dicing you up joke thing is it could be really bad. No idea what this is going to do. It's kind of a roll of the dice.

[00:00:43]I think I'm going to be able to hit it, but it's moving very like it's moving like a classic ball that goes slower than I think.

[00:00:48]>> It's kind of moving like a baseball.

[00:00:49]Six.

[00:00:50]>> [laughter] >> Okay, so good. I'm worried about like the spin that this might have if I hit it. I could see it popping up.

[00:00:56]>> Well, it's a square. It's a square. So I got to square it up. So if you don't literally square it up, I don't know it's going to go like sideways.

[00:01:03]>> PROBABLY FOUL.

[00:01:06]OH, FOUL. OKAY, BUT THAT WAS THAT was squared it up. Good exit velo on that.

[00:01:11]>> went pretty far.

[00:01:12]I hit that harder than I thought I was going to be able to.

[00:01:17]Five. Okay, that one I was a little out in front because it's again it's just a lot slower than I'm expecting it to be.

[00:01:24]But I I pieced that.

[00:01:25]>> I don't think I'm dicing you up so far.

[00:01:28]No, not so far.

[00:01:31]Ooh, good pitch. Okay.

[00:01:32]That kind of froze me a little bit. It's real squishy.

[00:01:36]Yeah, I kind of like it. Do you mind if I keep it when we're done?

[00:01:38]>> it up before it stopped rolling. Is that bad luck? It could have been a number one through six. Then you'd have to make a diving catch. Yeah, I think I'm hitting this.

[00:01:47]Oh, good take. That was a risky take, but you tried to get me to chase.

[00:01:50]>> Yeah, that two seemed and it's a six.

[00:01:55]OH.

[00:01:56]>> OH, THAT WAS SO CLOSE. It's like kind of competitive even though I don't think it's moving at all. Dice are the most ball like square thing.

[00:02:09]We didn't It didn't never landed on anything.

[00:02:12]It's one of those days, huh? Guys, what's up with me and hitting it up the middle?

[00:02:16]Can I stop hitting it up You have no fielders. I'm Every video I'm smacking it up the middle. My timing's too good.

[00:02:24]That was tricky to field because it's a square kind of. That's like it's got to be some sort of like mechanical issue on my part cuz I only hit it up the middle.

[00:02:33]That's all I do. Liners up the middle and they're always caught. You never drop them. Make an error. Next ball looks like police evidence. I don't know where this came from. What is that? It's a ball. It's a little foam very squishy baseball with raised seams.

[00:02:49]It's yellow. It This looks like a Happy Meal toy. Feels like I should have got a point on the dice.

[00:02:54]I'm pretty upset about that.

[00:02:56]Let's score here.

[00:03:00]Classic. Okay. Had to see it. A little knuckle. A little? Little. A tasteful knuckleball.

[00:03:08]It did Not enough to like I think if I swung it wouldn't have fooled me, but like it look You're going to like it on camera. Yeah, I think that might have It might have knuckled at first, but it ended pretty straight. This is a swing at bat. We can't go down two out. May jacket is a problem. We all know it. I told you guys at the beginning of April May was going to be a problem for me and it's starting to be a problem.

[00:03:27]Oh. That pipe? Yeah.

[00:03:29]>> [laughter] >> One of those. I don't think that should have been a strike.

[00:03:34]That shouldn't have been a strike.

[00:03:35]>> it and I was like ah we're done then.

[00:03:36]>> That was a ball.

[00:03:38]That was gross. The little foam ball always do so well.

[00:03:42]>> as soon as I held this thing that that's what it was going to do. That was like at your knee and then just slowly shifted.

[00:03:47]>> that thing. It's the the little subtle knuckle where it looks like it's going to come in on me and then it goes right into the zone and kisses it gently but firmly. And that people think the raised seams aren't important. That's everything to me.

[00:04:03]Wow. See, that's the type of thing it's doing.

[00:04:05]>> [laughter] >> It's disgusting. There's always like How do you do it? It's like the way you put your little fingies on it?

[00:04:12]Yeah, I don't know. So far I've just thrown three fastballs. They've all been nasty. And that's what I've done. The ball hasn't done that.

[00:04:22]Oh, the curve.

[00:04:24]That was pretty gross.

[00:04:26]It's a tough.

[00:04:27]We're going to wash it.

[00:04:29]We're going to wash it. I don't know. I mean that ball it's leaving right now.

[00:04:32]That ball came in quietly stole the show. Really hoping the onion is a bad ball today, guys.

[00:04:39]What did you say?

[00:04:39]>> I'm hoping the onion is a bad ball because that's not good for me. These videos are always Sometimes they're awesome and other times they're just straight torture. I don't know where that ball came from. I think it just let itself in. That was disgusting.

[00:04:50]>> do up did what the die couldn't and then left on its merry way. Next ball onion. We ran out of fruit. I'm I'm going into the vegetables.

[00:05:00]Now I guess we can do the same dance we always do where we say I don't think it's going to be that nasty. It's probably going to be the best one of the video. I'm down two nothing. I can't speak. What am I even supposed to say?

[00:05:08]I've hit a liner right back to him and then I struck out one two three. See you later, big guy. Onion's probably going to be gross, too. I need a point bad.

[00:05:15]This is kind of the bottom of the onion's boat where it has a little rudder on the bottom.

[00:05:21]It's not a circle. We got a lot of balls today that aren't circle. Mm, that's not great for the ball them being balls. But I think that means it's going to rise because the air is going to get under it and push it up because it's conicular on the bottom.

[00:05:36]Conical. Onion more aerodynamic than a ball?

[00:05:39]That's my thesis.

[00:05:41]>> [screaming] >> Really hope the onion stinks. That was bad. If you get a hit we'll both cry, probably. I might If I don't get a hit, I'm more likely to cry cuz that means I'm down 03 and you know what they say. Jack and Zach are 0 and 151 when they're down 0 and 3 in a video.

[00:05:58]>> [laughter] >> I'm hoping the first pitch was a fluke and a grip issue, but I do have a drive getting loose in the pen.

[00:06:06]Okay, I I'm feeling a little comfortable against the onion. Really wish I got a hit. I wish I hit that dice just like anywhere else. Cuz like a 11 game is so much better than a 20 game. The 20 game means I only got one more mistake in me.

[00:06:20]Ooh. Nobody has fake onions as a decoration. Like you don't People got fake apples, you got fake fruit. No one's got a fake onion ball. Yeah, I think if I saw this I'd be like what is that?

[00:06:36]I peeled a layer off the onion.

[00:06:38]Luckily it has many layers.

[00:06:43]You guys tried to come up into my kitchen with that onion. I had to just smack it for a fair ball down the line.

[00:06:48]>> fair? That was a fair ball.

[00:06:51]Up and in onion? I kind of got my I got my hands to it. I just hit that down the line. It's a good piece of hitting. I mean that might have hit the line. I think it did hit the line.

[00:06:59]>> Like that was just knocking it out of the park.

[00:07:01]>> not a ball. So when it landed I was really scared it was going to take a kick foul. And you know I'm not good at bouncing back from that. A good onion you don't notice.

[00:07:09]Oh, wow. Next ball it's the arcade ball that we all know. You run it in the claw machine. It's the easiest ball to win in the claw machine. Scientific name knobby ball.

[00:07:20]I found. So it's 21. Jack's bringing out his A reliever after he brought it The onion was dare I say it was it was kind of barbecue chicken. So this one's a tough one. Onion and barbecue chicken would be >> Delicious. Yeah, that's a good Oh, should we get barbecue chicken pizza?

[00:07:35]You know You didn't have me until you said pizza and now I think I'm in. So this one is the smallest knobby ball I've ever come across which I think will make it more tasteful in its movement. Because the other ones they're just so loopy and light. This one I think I can actually throw pretty hard.

[00:07:54]That hit?

[00:07:58]It didn't?

[00:08:02]I was too busy turning away because I thought I was about to take a spiky ball to the face.

[00:08:06]That was crazy.

[00:08:07]>> That was a disgusting pitch, but guess what that's a ball.

[00:08:10]That's a ball. Okay, it's getting ruled a ball. We don't have We did I say a best of this video?

[00:08:16]Oh. That would have been a disgusting sequence, but they're both balls. Yeah, tough.

[00:08:23]Oh.

[00:08:25]That's a better swing with context.

[00:08:28]That's a bad swing.

[00:08:33]That's guys, that's a that's a terrible swing. I panicked. I thought it was going to be a strike. Worst swing of the day. This ball's awesome.

[00:08:45]That straightest the ball's ever gone.

[00:08:48]Honestly, that's a tough 30 seconds of the video for me.

[00:08:52]We're going to have to Good thank God baseball has three strikes cuz if it was two strikes brutal. Way harder. This one tastes like A BLUE RASPBERRY.

[00:09:02]OH.

[00:09:04]OKAY, HUGE. I've had some real close takes this AB.

[00:09:10]Oh, that third pitch crushing.

[00:09:15]Slider caught a lot of zone.

[00:09:17]Didn't think I was going to be able to hit that ball out. But I got I got it out. 22.

[00:09:22]Video we're back. That pitch moved so much. Yeah, but that kind of helps. It does. Also it being smaller I actually think makes it a better ball because it's actually hittable. So biasedly I enjoyed that more.

[00:09:32]>> It's a better [music] It It's faster.

[00:09:35]And the movement is really a surprise thing. Okay, tie game. Next ball kind of the first real ball I've thrown today which feel I mean that's a huge rub off my shoulders. Nerf swerve pitch baseballs.

[00:09:49]We've used them before. I think I accidentally ordered them again because I thought they were something different.

[00:09:53]So it's time for a revisit. So this is a Nerf foam baseball with a little bit of hair on it that makes it move.

[00:10:03]It's very unique and I need a point here kind of bad, so Oh.

[00:10:09]Okay, this ball moves way more than I thought it was going to move. The hair makes it move sharp, dude. Okay, let me lock in. I thought that was going to hit me in the head because I didn't think it moved like that. This is kind of like a sausage where it has the casing. Like it's a hard casing but pretty soft foam in the middle and with a little bit of mold on top of the sausage.

[00:10:29]Oh.

[00:10:30]You know it's bad when Ronnie makes a noise. That might have been the least a ball's ever hit the zone.

[00:10:36]>> Outside pipe, bro.

[00:10:37]>> I think that landed on the hair. This is a retired Nerf product as most of them are.

[00:10:43]I do my one suggestion would be dye the hair.

[00:10:49]That's the worst swing of the day. I just I got carved. Straight carved.

[00:10:54]This is Garrett Crochet.

[00:10:57]Oh my Like that that's a sinker.

[00:11:03]I don't know I'm not normally throwing sinkers at you. It didn't It dropped but in a really fast way on the outside pipe.

[00:11:10]>> I'm walking to the top step of the dugout. Manager tapping me on the butt.

[00:11:13]I'm going, "He's got his good stuff, guys."

[00:11:16]That was unbelievable. I had no chance.

[00:11:18]I had no chance on any of those pitches.

[00:11:20]I can't believe I recognized that that was going to be a strike. The other two, no chance. It's supposed to be really good. I also think it's in a great position in the lineup.

[00:11:29]>> like you just pitched.

[00:11:31]Yeah, white onion. I feel like you would just like that was an actual you just like got loose. Should have just told you this is a white onion.

[00:11:38]The penultimate at bat, six. This is a ball called baseball bat and ball that I got for $2.79 at the local grocer. It looks like a pearl. I think I'm going to break this ball. That's the type of ball it's giving me. It's going to get dented, I think. It's a really squishy. It has some seams. It's really light. I don't know.

[00:11:56]>> Three two. I don't want to do a winner-take-all jackets to put me in like cryosleep at bat. So I got to lock it in here. It's been a weird set of balls.

[00:12:06]The nasty ones you've kind of hit.

[00:12:09]That's what I expected the first pitch to be.

[00:12:14]No.

[00:12:16]I thought that was going to hit me. That might have been the best pitch of the day.

[00:12:19]Did that start here or did I just misread it?

[00:12:21]>> It started there. It knuckled twice and then bottom of the bottom pipe. This is really good.

[00:12:28]Right? That was a strike. That was middle of the middle pipe.

[00:12:32]>> Okay, worst pitch ever, best pitch of the video.

[00:12:36]So it's kind of like it's a prank.

[00:12:39]>> you've been paying attention to patterns this next pitch should be gross.

[00:12:49]You do not know how much that's moving.

[00:12:51]>> [laughter] >> That It knuckled a lot. It ended up literally down the middle but yeah, that moved.

[00:12:56]I think I have command.

[00:12:58]I'm throwing it just like as gentle as I can and throwing it down the middle and that's the pitch drift. I should have swung. I agree. But you don't know how much that moved.

[00:13:07]This might be the most a ball knuckles while still me still having control.

[00:13:13]Little Jar Jar slipped in but I think I got there. All right, two two three two game. I'm locked in here.

[00:13:21]>> [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] >> That was a curve?

[00:13:39]>> [laughter] >> That wasn't Okay, funny.

[00:13:44]I was joking.

[00:13:47]That doesn't count. I was just kidding around.

[00:13:49]>> in here.

[00:13:51]Guys, [laughter] I was just I was just joking around.

[00:13:56]That's like a Tik Tok audio.

[00:13:59]I was just messing around. That doesn't count. I was just kidding. A little bit of diced onion.

[00:14:04]Oh my gosh. The dust has settled.

[00:14:07]We're going to do a winner-take-all with the $2.79 ball cuz I don't think I exported enough because I don't know something short-circuited on your end.

[00:14:16]That was my bad. Okay, I had That was on me. No excuses. We're going to hit a home run here and we're going to make up for it and everyone's going to go, "Remember when Zoad did a funny thing?"

[00:14:25]You'll see him say that right now in the comments. So I kind of want to test it further to see is it actually nasty? Like how good is the knuckleball? Or did something just go on? So going for the win here.

[00:14:38]Oh.

[00:14:38]>> Okay, so I understand why I made the mistake I did.

[00:14:42]That one looked like it was supposed to come back and then slid the most it has.

[00:14:45]>> I wish all balls you threw went straight.

[00:14:48]I'm taking a gamble here. I'm rolling the dice. This could go really bad for me.

[00:14:54]You could just like hit it really easily.

[00:14:56]>> First pitch swinging.

[00:14:57]Oh.

[00:14:58]>> [laughter] >> Okay.

[00:15:01]I think I'm just getting fooled. I I don't think I handle changeups well.

[00:15:04]And this is probably meant for babies which is sick and twisted.

[00:15:08]>> And I'm a I'm bigger I'm better than a baby, I think.

[00:15:14]That is ridiculous.

[00:15:17]You're seeing this. You guys are seeing what's going on, right? You're having an alien encounter type reaction to that knuckle slider.

[00:15:25]That was It's moved so I'm I'm speechless.

[00:15:32]Okay. That's a strike one though. I think he's pranking me. I think there's a magnet here and there and he's controlling it. Magnet ball.

[00:15:39]>> I've never felt like a knuckleballer. I feel shorter. I think I'm just going to swing at the next two pitches and see what happens.

[00:15:49]I don't That's a bad strategy by me. What?

[00:15:53]I got a piece. You did.

[00:15:56]That was a crazy ride.

[00:15:57]>> by me. That was a desperate call.

[00:15:59]Oh. It just keeps going up.

[00:16:02]Throw it down the middle. Throw that pitch when you throw it right down the middle.

[00:16:10]I have split the ball.

[00:16:13]Look at that. It's almost a comic It's comical. It's They're doing a synchronized dance right now.

[00:16:18]This is out of my I What the hell? They're literally in sync.

[00:16:22]>> I don't know.

[00:16:24]Something's going on.

[00:16:26]I think I just hit the ghost of like R.A. Dickey came out of that ball and it was released into the world. R.A.

[00:16:33]Dickey's alive. That is a walk-off broken ball single.

[00:16:38]Never happened ever.

[00:16:41]Mace.

[00:16:42]Guys, I I mean that's the weirdest way I've ever won a video. I'm not even too happy about it. I'm more relieved due to the embarrassment it caused me.

[00:16:49]Is that one of the weirdest videos we've ever done?

[00:16:53]I think so.

[00:16:56]I forgot that was a possibility. Well, that's the first time I've even barreled it at all. Like I haven't even barely fouled it off. This ball was so nasty and the first time it got hit it said, "I'm done."

[00:17:08]And just [laughter] dis- dis- disappeared. I think it self-destructed.