These Women Are Out Of Their Minds

Added: 2026-05-31

[00:00:00]I really been spending my time trying to get a man to like me.

[00:00:03]And I hate that. I hate that I'm even saying that because you should never have to convince anybody to like you or choose you. There's a pattern in my life of men seeing my value but not choosing me or men not even fully seeing me, right? Like not seeing all that I am.

[00:00:16]Although it's easy to feel like a victim, like oh poor me, everything is a reflection. It's a mirror. So the patterns that I'm observing are a result of the energy that I'm putting out. It means that somewhere in my life I'm not seeing myself fully or I'm seeing myself but I'm not choosing myself. [music] sucks because I have to take radical responsibility for the results in my life but it's also empowering because it means that I can change it. I just have to figure out why or I'm doing that. I'm not really sure right now. There is a pattern emerging in your life or a pattern of someone not choosing you.

[00:00:45]The first question I would ask is where are you not choosing [music] yourself?

[00:00:50]No matter where you go, there you are. Woman, have you ever considered the reason why you keep falling into the same old traps is because you keep choosing yourself in the worst ways possible? You think about it. You're saying that you're constantly getting dumped by men who see your value but don't choose you. That means by default you have no inherent value. Yet you keep choosing yourself by denying the fact that you might be the problem.

[00:01:16]You go after the wrong men because you think you deserve an aesthetically pleasing man who commands a high salary, drives a nice car, and ticks all of your absurd boxes while also feeling like you don't have to take any of theirs. And no, providing a gunked up murder hole of abandoned hopes is not enough. You refuse to actually take stock of your mistakes just assume that the solution to your problems is to somehow become even more selfish even though it was that very same selfishness that made the disaster of your life in the first place. You've come so close to the realization that you must be the problem only to botch it up at the very end and think the solution is to double down on your refusal to believe that you're not the problem. You're going to make things worse by choosing yourself instead of wondering why you keep going after the worst men possible. But then again, you are a modern life failure. Making all of the wrong decisions is part and parcel of what you and your kind do. And the odds of you even accidentally making the right decision once in your life seems impossible by this point. Oh, this is just so shocking. I mean, I must just be so monumentally naive. You are.

[00:02:19]So, my ex-husband's affair partner I guess she moved in.

[00:02:24]And I've known this for a while.

[00:02:28]What's crazy >> [snorts] >> is he hasn't told me yet. I know that they're both watching. So, hey guys. I know.

[00:02:37]Um and I still haven't met her.

[00:02:41]Now, [music] listen.

[00:02:43]I get it. If I was a morally bankrupt POS with the emotional [music] intelligence of a walnut and an actual intelligence to match and I had no personality [music] I wouldn't want to be either.

[00:03:01]As many fish and it's not a card.

[00:03:05]Oh, what a quirky dick woman. I've only listened to you talk for less than a minute and I don't want to meet you either. And that's because you're a freaking psycho. Now, I know your ex-husband cheated on you and I'm not about to condone cheating. It's a crappy thing to do, but after listening to you flap your gums, I can see why he cheated. And you're kind of backing it up with what you're bitching about right now. If your ex-husband truly was that evil, then why would you even care if his lover was moving in with them? Why are you keeping tabs on him anyway? He's your ex-husband. I.E. he is no longer your husband, which means he's no longer in your life. And this just begs the question, why would you even want to meet the woman he was porking behind your back anyway? Even if this man was a vicious bastard who just wanted to hurt you, which it doesn't really sound like he is, why would you even want to associate with a woman who destroyed your marriage? Well, I'll tell you, it's because she didn't. You're the one who destroyed your marriage with your crap attitude and the aggressive ball-breaking. Now, like I said, I do not condone cheating in any form, but at the same time, it sounds like this dude might have met a woman who actually likes him, respects him. Plus, he had the bonus of having a woman who wouldn't consistently put him on blast online for no reason. So, it's probably a good thing you'll never meet her. I don't think they have enough holy water to keep you at bay if you showed up at their front door.

[00:04:24]I would not want to face [music] a smart, beautiful, intelligent, successful, [music] wonderful person and face up to the shitty things that I did to them.

[00:04:38]I get that.

[00:04:40]But, I don't know [music] in what world you think we're not going to get a response.

[00:04:47]So.

[00:04:50]Wild behavior. Honestly, I can't imagine moving someone in and not telling my co-parent, but that's just me, I guess.

[00:05:02]Yeah, enjoy each other.

[00:05:05]Good luck.

[00:05:07]Thanks. [music] That's stupid. You're stupid. Stop being stupid.

[00:05:12]>> You know, I got to ask you a question for you, darling. Let's go ahead and say the roles were reversed on this one.

[00:05:16]Let's say that you meet some fellow who loved you so much that you wanted him to move in with you. And because you're a raging succubus who's not beautiful, not smart, and doesn't have a nice bone in her body, you willingly allow the simp to move in. Would you let your ex-husband know that a man was moving into the same home where his children were sleeping? Well, of course you wouldn't. The only scenario where that would be a reality is if you were doing it to try and rub it in the nose of your ex-husband, but you certainly wouldn't introduce him. You wouldn't even make sure that your ex-husband approved. And you certainly wouldn't be doing it in a way that's in your children's best interest. We can already tell that in the impossible event where something like that actually happens, you'll say it's none of your ex-husband's business what you do with your home. But apparently, it's always different with you and your kind. Now, I don't know the full story here, but judging from the way you're acting, I'm willing to bet that man is a better father than you are a mother. And if he's allowing a woman into his home, it wouldn't be surprising if the kids actually like her. If they didn't, your kids would be telling you all sorts of juicy details so you can use it against your ex-husband the first chance you get. But they don't do that.

[00:06:19]So you probably should just admit that you're bitter that your ex-husband is moving on while you can't let go. We all know it's the truth, so why bother hiding it at this point?

[00:06:28]Yeah, that checks out.

[00:06:30]That sounds about [music] right. This what goes through my mind on dating apps. Let's go.

[00:06:35]Okay, you're a doctor.

[00:06:37]Do you do anything else in your life? Do Is there anything else? Any hobbies? Any I'm just asking for a friend now. Like Okay, is that it?

[00:06:44]I hope you're really 6 ft cuz last time I got bamboozled.

[00:06:48]Just be confident, short king. Be confident about it. And don't be insecure that I'm wearing high heels.

[00:06:54]Catching print, catching print, catching print, catching print.

[00:06:58]Do they have hair?

[00:07:01]Why are all of them with hats?

[00:07:03]Okay, I get it. That's a nice fish though.

[00:07:05]That's a nice fish. Catching print, catching print, catching print, catching print. Why don't you got teeth photos?

[00:07:11]You got teeth?

[00:07:13]Are they messed up? It's okay. Just I don't want to be bamboozled. Damn, he fine.

[00:07:19]Catching print, catching print, catching print. Oh [ __ ] I accidentally swiped right. Oh no, how do I undo this? Oh no.

[00:07:27]That's the joke.

[00:07:29]>> [music] >> Yeah, we all know that you're looking at a dude's junk size when you're going on a dating app. That's one of the reasons why you're still single. Even if you find a doctor who's somehow willing to talk to you, you still find a reason to complain about it. I mean, even if the dude had hobbies, you'd hate them unless that hobby somehow included serving you and your idiocy exclusively. You proved it by making fun of a dude who posts his fish photos. Now, you think that a dude being able to catch a fish would be attractive. It shows that he's rugged, he's an outdoorsman, and he could provide you with food in times of trouble. But no, none of that matters unless you can figure out the size of his junk. You see the problem? All you do is nitpick over every option available and find stupid reasons to complain about him or about being bamboozled, which isn't a word you should be using. The syllable count alone is too advanced for you, sister.

[00:08:19]And this is the exact reason why you're going to remain single for the rest of your life. You focus on superficial garbage while also posting superficial garbage on Tik Tok. And when you do that, you're just proving to the brain damaged men who'd be interested in you that you're far too brain damaged for them. And sister, I got to tell you, the amount of damage you've taken thanks to consuming this much brain rot is rather impressive, especially when we haven't even included the damage caused by your antidepressants or your reality show statistics, which would be impressive if it wasn't so depressing.

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[00:09:13]I'm going on a date tomorrow. I'm going to have to like block this man cuz [music] he has me on here.

[00:09:18]Um and we're like figuring out the logistics of it, right? And so it's he's asking me if I want to meet him at the place or if we want to like drive together. He just texted me. I'm going to have to block this man on here. He has me on here. He knows. Um and I'm like, truly whatever's easiest for you. I'm 30 minutes out of the way, so like I'm going to have to drive regardless. It's fine.

[00:09:41]Um and he's like, "I would love for you to come like over here and then we can drive together." And I was like, "Okay, great. [music] Let me know where I should meet you."

[00:09:51]You you man. Just let me know. Make decisions. Just let me know. Tell me Tell me what to do.

[00:09:57]Um and like I'm there.

[00:10:00]So then he's like, "Okay, great. Meet me at the big parking lot in fill-in neighborhood." Like he says the neighborhood.

[00:10:10]Well, what if the police says, "You know what, sister? Block him. Just block him.

[00:10:15]Block him and never speak to him again.

[00:10:17]Not for your sake, but more for his."

[00:10:19]Listen to what you're saying. You're whining about having to meet this guy and how you want him to make the decisions for you. He does just that and you get butt hurt over it. So what exactly do you want from this guy? You set him up with a dating Kobayashi Maru.

[00:10:32]It's the dreaded no-win scenario. No matter what he does, he's going to lose.

[00:10:37]He gave you a specific spot to meet him at a certain time and you're pissed off at him. If he doesn't give you a meeting place, you're still going to be pissed off. So what's the use? Now granted, I'm not exactly an expert when it comes to the placement of parking lots in your area, but unless this is a part of the country that's famous for its multitude of large parking lots, you shouldn't have a problem finding it. But apparently the idea of trying to find a big parking lot is somehow so daunting that you need to question this dude's masculinity over it. And if you're going to be this unpleasant over having to find a parking lot, then the idea of spending an entire date with you is going to be a massive hell that no man deserves. So just block him already and just continue on your path of being a certified life failure. Because at this point, if you're going to get this flustered, there's no hope for you to become anything different.

[00:11:23]Don't [music] piss me off. The big parking lot? Sir, you know I'm not from here. I literally like Google. I'm In my mind I'm like, "Is that a restaurant? Is that a That's That can't be a store. The big The big parking lot. At first, I was like, Big Lots? [music] Are those still around?

[00:11:45]So, then I'm Googling like, >> [music] >> big parking lot neighborhood.

[00:11:50]And like, three things. I'm like, what the [ __ ] So, then I'm picking one and like, sending him and I'm like, this is what popped up on Google. Like, are we talking about the same thing?

[00:12:00]He's like, yeah.

[00:12:01]>> [music] >> Okay, why did Why couldn't you just send me that pin?

[00:12:09]Anyways, like, do I go tomorrow? Cuz you just pissed me off. You just pissed me off and now I'm like, uh, annoyed with you.

[00:12:17]I I quit.

[00:12:21]I quit.

[00:12:22]>> [laughter] >> I quit.

[00:12:24]Wait a second. You mean that you had to spend five whole minutes of your boring ass life to Google search a parking lot?

[00:12:32]Oh, wow. Well, under those circumstances, that still changes absolutely nothing. Listen to yourself.

[00:12:38]You're telling the internet that you're so dim-witted that you can't locate a large parking lot in a neighborhood.

[00:12:44]Either that or you're so incompetent that you need that guy to do literally everything for you. Either way, it's not a good look. Now, I can't put it past you to be this moronic. You strike me as the type of woman who has a multitude of college degrees. So, naturally, that makes you [ __ ] for obvious reasons.

[00:12:59]And it wouldn't surprise any of us that if on this dinner date, when you order the most expensive steak on the menu, you're going to expect this man to cut that steak for you and possibly make the airplane noises as he feeds it to you.

[00:13:10]You'll then dominate the conversation by talking about the only subject you know, which is namely yourself. And if he doesn't do all of those things while listening intently, he'll give you the ick and you'll go back online to complain about how there aren't any good men on this planet. I mean, why the hell not at this point? I mean, why not? At this point, you might as well just match your bank account balance and go for freaking broke. Because that guy, he deserves a hell of a lot better than a woman who requires step-by-step instructions on how to find a massive freaking parking lot. And the sad part is, it seems like it's going to be impossible to find a woman even when the bar is set so freaking low, it's a centimeter ABOVE ROCK BOTTOM.

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