I forgot how insane **Unfriended** really was | Unfriended movie commentary

Added: 2026-05-10

[00:00:00]Um, so my main man Ken just got blended to death.

[00:00:05]What the [ __ ] Well, hello. Hi. Welcome back to the channel. I'm Emma and I make movie commentaries.

[00:00:14]Yeah. Yeah. Uh, welcome back. Um, I know for you it's like the third week in a row. Yeah. For me, I haven't filmed in two months. [gasps] Yeah. Life, you know. you know, so I still want to do short intros. So, let's get into it. We are watching a movie. It's called Unfriended.

[00:00:38]Amazing. Hi. I have seen this movie, but like when it came out, I have no idea what goes on in this. I know that it's uh I think that that was a new concept back back then, but like the whole movie is in the computer. It's in the computer.

[00:01:01]It's the Matrix. Um but like the the whole thing is like uh a oneshot take, like a long take, whatever. It's in the computer. We see people zoom before Zoom. Um, so you get it. You've seen it probably. Anyways, I haven't seen it. I don't remember what goes on in that movie. I'm very excited. Uh, I was not supposed to make to to do this movie, but I was looking at my list and it just jump out at me. I feel like this movie is like the perfect movie for the vibes of today. The vibes are giving Unfriended. Yeah. So, I want to watch that. It's just like a feeling.

[00:01:49]There's no clickbait reason for it. It's just a feeling. So, anyways, if you want to watch this movie with me, well, grab a drink, grab a snack, and without further ado, let's get into it.

[00:02:10][music] Oh, hello. Is that normal?

[00:02:18]Okay, it is because listen, I'm watching this movie illegally, you know. So, that might, you know, have been a problem, [laughter] a real problem, but it's not. It's just a movie.

[00:02:36]Oh. Oh, live leak. That's not good.

[00:02:41]2013.

[00:02:43]What are we doing?

[00:02:52]Holy, holy [ __ ] Uh, guys, embarrassing video.

[00:03:05]Oh. Oh, she killed herself because of an embarrassing video. I mean, My god, this is so retro.

[00:03:19]I hate it. I hate it because what year is this? 2013.

[00:03:26]Ouch. If this is retro, I mean, I am vintage.

[00:03:31]>> Oh, that's so hot. You're getting me there. And too, I love just the top, >> bro. For free.

[00:03:38]That's become an an easy joke. for free, my guy. Blair, what's your name? Blair, >> take that shirt off.

[00:03:47]>> What the hell is that? What is that?

[00:03:51]That's not funny.

[00:03:54]That's not funny at all.

[00:03:56]>> What? Miss Blue Ball.

[00:03:58]>> Hey, girls get them, too.

[00:04:00]>> I feel like we've moved on way too fast from the first video we saw. I feel like this is like emotional whiplash.

[00:04:08]First I was confused, then I was petrified, and now I'm just embarrassed.

[00:04:14]I'm cringing. I'm uncomfortable.

[00:04:20]>> Let's see.

[00:04:21]>> Oh, hey guys.

[00:04:23]>> [ __ ] >> Bro, how did that Bro, how I guess it's not Zoom.

[00:04:30][gasps] What is that? It's FaceTime. Skype. It's Skype. How did they get into that call?

[00:04:38]that private call. I'm so embarrassed.

[00:04:40]I'm so uncomfortable. I don't like this.

[00:04:43]I don't like I don't like it here.

[00:04:47]>> No. What? Who is that?

[00:04:49]>> I try to hang up on this thing. It wouldn't let me.

[00:04:51]>> That came with you guys.

[00:04:53]>> Okay. So, we have a ghost in the Skype.

[00:04:56]We have a ghost in the Skype.

[00:05:03]A ghost answered the call. So, that's Yeah. Exactly. Exactly.

[00:05:16]Can you relax? It's been a minute. It's been a single minute.

[00:05:22]Calm down.

[00:05:29]That's nice. That's always a good thing.

[00:05:31]Oh, from the ghost. From the ghost.

[00:05:37]Yay. [sighs] I guess I guess the ghost is not happy that you're watching her suicide video.

[00:05:48]You're shopping at For21 and on Tumblr and Teen Wolf. Oh my god. Because that's the actress from Teen Wolf. That's funny. That's funny.

[00:06:01]I guess just don't answer. That's an option.

[00:06:06]>> It's still here.

[00:06:07]>> It's just probably a glitch.

[00:06:08]>> How do we know that?

[00:06:09]>> And I got the weed, but he's out of >> Okay, Mitch figured it out. Mitch is like, I'm fully aware that this is a ghost. I'm not going to be a [ __ ] about it. Like, every goddamn horror boyfriend. It's just I'm It's going to be me. I'm going to say it's a ghost.

[00:06:31]It's Laura.

[00:06:33]It's Laura.

[00:06:35]I like that about him. You know, we've been complaining about horror husbands and boyfriends. They suck. But Mitch is like, "Yeah, it's a ghost."

[00:06:49]There's not even another choice, another theory. It's just Laura.

[00:06:58]Oh, it's a demon. It's a demon ghost.

[00:07:01]is a demon ghost.

[00:07:06]Damn, Blair, you're typing fast.

[00:07:10]Like, you're typing.

[00:07:15]This is truly such a time capsule. It's insane.

[00:07:21]I kind of love it. Like, this feels back in 2013, I was 14 years old. Um, and this I mean I guess this is 2014. I was 15. Um, and we we watched, you know, old old movies of the 2000s of the art as it felt so vintage, so like old and cheesy technology. But like 2014, I was there. That was my computer.

[00:07:56]That was my Facebook. Like the the whole aesthetic that's mine that that's the aesthetic of my youth.

[00:08:05]Like the whole thing the way like the Google whatever the the windows are.

[00:08:11]It's insane. I feel old. This is s like truly a time capsule. I I I guess that's what's fun about it. We're just gonna remember what like this movie exists and I feel like they're making there there was also the movie host that was during the pandemic and that's also a huge time capsule. That's insane. And it's not fake because that's truly in the computer. I guess some of the sites are fake like live leak. I guess that's not not a thing, but like it's not fake wardrobe or fake aesthetics. Like that's truly what it was. It's insane.

[00:09:04]Why is nobody talking? Okay, I guess they're talking. They're just on mute.

[00:09:09][clears throat] And I'm guessing like so much of what I'm seeing on screen is like an Easter egg or like because I remember on like in the movie the other movie that's in the computer, you know, searched search searching there was like a whole other story line in the background.

[00:09:36]That's so cool. And I haven't watched it. I I did not watch it. So, next watch.

[00:09:45]>> Stop. [laughter] Yeah. You see, Laura, no.

[00:09:57]Listen, I get that type of message and I'm calling the police. I'm calling the police. I am logging off turning turning off my Wi-Fi. Like, just turn off your Wi-Fi. Like we're done. You're done.

[00:10:13]>> That looking good. Check your Facebook.

[00:10:18]>> This is bad. This is bad. I try to hit delete and it disappears. I reload the page. It's still there. I hit delete. I re like this is the type of [ __ ] that would, you know, like um what's the show with Shayen Woodlay when she was pregnant? that show like I feel like or like Glee or whatever like I don't know whatever it feels like such a big it felt like such a big deal back then and I feel like nothing like that happens today like there's no like slander or like bullying like that anymore. There is a lot of uh online bullying but nothing like this like I even that is retro.

[00:11:02]>> No, I CAN TYPE ANYTHING IT WHO DID IT?

[00:11:08]>> I mean, Mitch has been quick. Mitch realized that that was a ghost. Y'all need to keep up. Y'all need to get on board.

[00:11:18]>> This is Laura's account.

[00:11:20]>> Not Laura Barnes.

[00:11:22]>> Yes, I'm still friends with her on here.

[00:11:23]I never like deleted it. Who is doing this?

[00:11:27]>> I thought you were with Mitch. Mitch figured it out.

[00:11:31]>> Listen, sweetheart. You're a [ __ ] [ __ ] If you don't take these down right now, I'll come over there and knock the trash out of your ears.

[00:11:38]>> This is so fun. I'm having so much fun.

[00:11:42]>> Val, you don't need to call the cops.

[00:11:44]All right, just do need to call the cops >> because yes, call the cops, but like honestly, they don't they're not good with cyber crimes.

[00:11:54]>> All right, let's just hang up. Let's just hang up.

[00:11:57]>> All right, >> wait. I just got an email from him.

[00:12:00]>> Just forward it to me.

[00:12:01]>> Yeah, let like can like try to find the I feel like you should not open weird links from weird emails.

[00:12:10]So, don't do it. Don't do it.

[00:12:15]Don't click it. Just don't >> click the [ __ ] link, dude.

[00:12:20]>> No, don't.

[00:12:23]Oh, >> Laura [ __ ] sucked. She was a big bully, okay? And she deserved all the [ __ ] she got from that video.

[00:12:30]>> Damn [ __ ] I mean, maybe she was. Maybe she was.

[00:12:36]And she deserves to be a demon now. She gets to be a demon.

[00:12:43]That's fun.

[00:12:51]That [ __ ] is so 2014. Oh my god. 2013, I guess.

[00:12:57]Like this [ __ ] Oh my god. Time capsule.

[00:13:01]I'm so nostalgic. [laughter] I'm so nostalgic of this time.

[00:13:06]So, this is like 13 Reasons Why. It's like the same thing, but with demons instead of bad wigs.

[00:13:23]Oh, okay. Okay. Oh, okay.

[00:13:28]Uh, Laura, that's not nice.

[00:13:41]>> My glasses are not great for this movie.

[00:13:45]They're not If you I have h I have these glasses for the like since I started this channel. They are not doing their jobs anymore. They are not doing their job.

[00:14:01]Oh. Uh oh. Oh, this is this is not the [ __ ] ass dog. Oh my god. And I know what kind of dog it is. It's a [ __ ] ass dirty ass crunchy white dog.

[00:14:19]They're gross.

[00:14:22]>> I'm calling her.

[00:14:23]>> This is creepy as [ __ ] This is so creepy.

[00:14:32]Oh no. I saw a bottle of bleach and I saw a broken mirror.

[00:14:39]That's not good. That is not good.

[00:14:42]>> 1055 is suicide. [screaming] >> S.

[00:14:47]>> Okay. All right. I'm going.

[00:14:49]>> Uhoh.

[00:14:56]This is fun. This is fun. This is exactly like 13 Reasons Why, but with side. I like it. I like it.

[00:15:03][clears throat] Why did you Oh my god.

[00:15:12]Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Why did I know that?

[00:15:19]That looked fake.

[00:15:22]>> What did he send you guys? Those are weird pictures. And why are they in the meme font?

[00:15:31]And why is it in full daylight?

[00:15:34]>> Jess, Jess, we're going TO PLAY A GAME.

[00:15:36]JESS, we're going to play a game. Okay.

[00:15:38]You want to play the game?

[00:15:39]>> You want TO PLAY THE GAME? JESS, YOU WANT TO >> That switch up was quick.

[00:15:43]>> Uh, it's just a game. We're just all going to download it and play it, right?

[00:15:46]>> Are y'all stupid? Have you ever seen Saw perhaps or Ready or not? I know it wasn't out, but you know, you all know that when a creepy ghost person wants to play a game, it's never going to be [ __ ] uh Monopoly, you know.

[00:16:08]>> All right, it's done. It's done.

[00:16:09]>> It's gone. It's gone. Is it gone?

[00:16:11]>> Is he out?

[00:16:12]>> Thank you, Ken.

[00:16:14]>> Yeah, man.

[00:16:17]>> Y'all are way too quick to be like, "Oh, this one's nothing." Oh, we're good.

[00:16:22]We're good, guys.

[00:16:27]Your nervous system is filled with adrenaline and y'all are just like, "Oh, it was just a joke. Haha, it was fine.

[00:16:34]Now it's done." And the demon that's been hacking our computer is not going to come back.

[00:16:44]But like, why is Mitch the only sane person here? Why is Mitch the only logical and intelligent human being here?

[00:16:56]Is Mitch possessed?

[00:17:00]Is it Is it Mitch? I mean like is this Laura too? Is this a demon too that we've been talking to?

[00:17:10]>> And they also threatened our friend Valerie Romel. You sent some officers over there.

[00:17:14]>> So Mitch is possessed. Great.

[00:17:17]I thought we could trust each other, Mitch. I thought we were on the same page. I thought you were a sane person.

[00:17:24]Turns out you're a demon.

[00:17:27]That's so disappointing.

[00:17:29]>> What?

[00:17:30]>> Don't hang up.

[00:17:32]>> What?

[00:17:32]>> But what just happened?

[00:17:34]>> So much is going on. This is such a perfect movie for ADHD people. If you have the type of ADHD that's like always need a stimuli, this is perfect.

[00:17:50]Oh no. What is that? What is that? Why are we in a vent? Why are we in a vent?

[00:17:57]>> Hey genius, we can see you.

[00:17:59]>> I think that's on purpose.

[00:18:01]>> Hey genius, we can see you. Hey. Hey, buddy.

[00:18:04]>> Why was everyone so trashy back then?

[00:18:07]Everyone thinks they're big, like tough and and smarter.

[00:18:14]Bro, this demon is hacking you. That person is is smarter than you. Stop being like this big Oh my god, that's you. He's in your vent, loser.

[00:18:26]>> What?

[00:18:27]>> Wait, come back.

[00:18:28]>> No, because I think I'm on the side of uh the demon. I'm on Laura's side because all of these people seems like [ __ ] They all seem like mean mean people. So, I hope y'all die. All of you, bro. Excuse me. These glitches are these these glitches are are cheap.

[00:19:00]Why is no one reacting to anything? And can we ask Mitch if he's been possessed in the computer?

[00:19:09]Like, that's an easy fix. Like, "Hey, Mitch, is that you I'm texting?"

[00:19:15]Probably not.

[00:19:19]When did Ken hang up?

[00:19:23]Oh. Oh, THAT'S NOT GOOD.

[00:19:27]>> KEN. KEN.

[00:19:29]>> KEN.

[00:19:30]>> Excuse me. What?

[00:19:32]>> Ken.

[00:19:34]>> Oh my god. Ken. Ken.

[00:19:36]>> Oh no. Oh no. OH NO.

[00:19:40]>> [screaming] >> EXCUSE ME.

[00:19:45]Excuse me.

[00:19:49]Why are you crying?

[00:19:51]You have a gun.

[00:19:53]Um, so my main man Ken just got blended to death.

[00:19:59]What the [ __ ] >> Lock the door.

[00:20:01]>> Lock your door.

[00:20:02]>> [ __ ] Who's here?

[00:20:04]I'm just wondering how does the demon get through the Wi-Fi? Because if you want to survive, just, you know, turn off your Wi-Fi or just don't be a [ __ ] I guess. Don't bully people.

[00:20:20]But like, if you want to survive at this point, what should you do?

[00:20:25]>> What do you want?

[00:20:32]Because again, if you um if you disconnect, Jesus Christ, disconnect, there's so much going on. My ADHD not working. Um if you disconnect your [ __ ] router, could that work? Because how does the demon travel? How does it get you?

[00:20:55]Because he [snorts] the demon put a webcam in Ken's vent for some reason.

[00:21:09]This is a lot. This is stimulating. This is Maybe I'm over stimulated at this point, guys.

[00:21:25]This is gross.

[00:21:27]But and why would you post that on the internet?

[00:21:34]Like she must have been hated. So maybe Laura was a [ __ ] disgusting person too. Like for people to do that because she seems to be popular. She doesn't seem to be like this weird girl that you have in high school. like the bully victim, the usual bully victim. She seems like a popular girl that just that got shitfaced and was horrible, so people made fun of her, you know? So maybe you deserved it, Laura. Maybe all of y'all are just [ __ ] Why am I work? I'm so worked up.

[00:22:19]I love that every single [ __ ] movie write their own rules.

[00:22:26]And so now I gather that if you disconnect the Wi-Fi router, it wouldn't do anything.

[00:22:34]Yay.

[00:22:38]Y'all are Y'all are stupid. But she wouldn't be she wouldn't be targeting you if you just reposted a video. Like obviously y'all are the main [ __ ] >> It's a drinking game.

[00:22:57]>> What? Wait, how do you play? How do you play?

[00:23:00]>> Oh my god. Blair, keep up. How old are you? Are you 85 years old?

[00:23:06]>> Somebody just tell me how to play. Guys, Jess, how do you >> Okay, you put up five fingers and then if you've done thing you have to put your finger down.

[00:23:14]>> Like they're trying to sell me that Blair is so [ __ ] innocent. Watch it her be the biggest [ __ ] disgusting human being.

[00:23:23]>> Just stop it.

[00:23:25]>> I'm sorry. It was me. [ __ ] you.

[00:23:28]>> Y'all are so sensitive.

[00:23:31]>> Why don't you lay off? I got this one.

[00:23:34]Never have I ever had sex.

[00:23:38]>> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] I was like, who gives a [ __ ] Like, who cares about this question? But oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] >> Blair, >> never have [clears throat] I ever [ __ ] >> my boyfriend's best.

[00:23:54]>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ADAM?

[00:23:56]>> Why are we turning against each other?

[00:23:58]Like, that's my question. Why are we turning against each other?

[00:24:02]>> Mi, I love you.

[00:24:04]>> Perfect [ __ ] blend.

[00:24:06]>> It only You even know it only lasted like a second. Oh, [ __ ] you, boy.

[00:24:10]>> This is so so 2014. Like this whole drama is so my god. Like today's teen movies are not about this whole drama.

[00:24:25]Like friends, friend group that just hate each other and do crimes, I guess.

[00:24:33][laughter] >> Why is this happening? Why are you showing this?

[00:24:39]Why did you film yourself? Oh my god.

[00:24:43]Can people stop filming themselves having sex? That's so idiotic.

[00:24:54]>> Oh, your printer is working.

[00:24:57]Since when does a home printer work?

[00:25:02]I've never seen that. That's how you know this is a fictional movie. It says I'm not supposed to tell you what it says.

[00:25:08]>> OH, COME ON, ADAM. DON'T DO THIS TO US.

[00:25:09]Don't >> [ __ ] [ __ ] my girl. I [ __ ] told you.

[00:25:14]>> Can you get over it? This is so not the time to be upset about this. Not the time. You're going to be upset about it when y'all survive. This is not the time. Get over it. Shut up.

[00:25:26]Oh my god.

[00:25:27]>> You don't want me to show you the paper?

[00:25:28]>> Oh, I do, but show me the paper.

[00:25:31]around here. [screaming] >> Can we stop screaming? Do you none of y'all?

[00:25:38]>> No. My god.

[00:25:42]No. No. No. No.

[00:25:45]>> Oh [ __ ] It's not funny.

[00:25:51]Oh [ __ ] This movie is so comfortable showing gruesome violence.

[00:26:00]I was disappointed at first, like, okay, the it's kind of, you know, PG-13. The kills are kind of offscreen, but Twice Knives shown people shooting them themselves in the head. [snorts] Um, y'all are too comfortable doing that.

[00:26:19]>> Adam, Adam was right. Okay, we can't listen to her.

[00:26:23]>> What I was going to say is, can we stop screaming? And do none of y'all have parents that hear you? It's 1000 p.m.

[00:26:32]Like, do you none of y'all have parents?

[00:26:36]>> I got Jess. I'm going to get you help.

[00:26:40]>> Chat roulette again. Icon of the of the time.

[00:26:47]>> My name is Blair Lily and I need help.

[00:26:50][laughter] Yeah, you're not going to find help on chat roulette.

[00:26:56]That's not going to happen. Chat roulette is a cesspool of a place. Chat roulette is a disgusting, crusty, infested pool. Don't go there.

[00:27:10]>> Can you help me?

[00:27:13]>> Are you okay? Again, if I was the other person on chat roulette seeing Blair like that, I would assume that's a prank and like that's a creepy pasta type of situation.

[00:27:25]Like that's the kind of [ __ ] that we would do back then, you know?

[00:27:31]>> Okay, [laughter] great. Yeah, they said they're 5 minutes away.

[00:27:34]>> 5 minutes. Okay, Jess, there's a car coming. The cops are coming.

[00:27:38]>> Okay, all of that took like 10 minutes.

[00:27:41]Why is she not dead yet?

[00:27:44]Jess, Jess, JUST JUST RUN. JESS, JUST RUN. OKAY, JUST um No, this is this is the most horrible thing. This is the worst. This of all the things of all the things that could have happened.

[00:28:30]This is the worst.

[00:28:34]This is the worst thing that I I because I don't even think you can die from that.

[00:28:40]Oh my god, that was so [ __ ] gross.

[00:28:46]I don't think I'm going to be able to continue after this.

[00:28:54]Oh no.

[00:28:57]Oh no.

[00:29:00]Makes me >> I want to hate you. I love you so much.

[00:29:05]>> I love you.

[00:29:10]>> Can we play another game? Oh my god, you're boring.

[00:29:15]>> Laura, please. It >> was not us. I promise you it it wasn't us.

[00:29:26]But why would Mitch do that?

[00:29:34]Yeah. Like you're going to like let Blair live?

[00:29:38]No.

[00:29:44]>> [screaming] >> Oh.

[00:29:48]Oh, the knife. You see, I love that [ __ ] I love, you know, that theory about the gun on the wall. I love that [ __ ] H I love an insert.

[00:30:05]Yeah, that's how you do it, kids.

[00:30:09]You, you know, introduce something in the beginning and then use it later.

[00:30:16]So good.

[00:30:17]>> What do you want from me?

[00:30:20]>> What do you think I did? [laughter] >> I'm telling you, I feel like Blair is the worst of them all.

[00:30:27]I I feel like that because I feel like she truly believe that she she's a good person.

[00:30:37]What did you do, Blair?

[00:30:42]Yeah, I'm I I Yeah, you filmed that, bro. You filmed that. You're a piece of [ __ ] Not unlike what's going on in the video, but um you deserve it. You're a [ __ ] Like, why would you film that? Why would you post it? Why would you think this is funny?

[00:31:09]You're a [ __ ] I hope you enjoy hell.

[00:31:16]Enjoy dying.

[00:31:21]>> Oh.

[00:31:25][screaming] Oh, hello Laura. How How you doing?

[00:31:37]Ah, this is my [ __ ] This is Ah, sorry. This is my [ __ ] This is what I'm talking about.

[00:31:46]Yeah. Yeah. I mean, a movie that is an hour and 22 minutes, that is so compact. Oh, I love that [ __ ] And like to me, this movie is so much more better. It's so so goodter. No, it's it's way better than any highbrow, fancy, smart horror movie. I'm not gonna point or say names, but to me that's this movie is so much more impressive because of the format and because of the writing and because of the, you know, timing of it all and the everything is just so banging bang bang bang bang. I love it. I love it. It's to me it's well written because you cannot have an hour and 22 minute movie without having thought it through especially in this format. So to me that is impressive. The acting I don't know most of the time the screen was was frozen. I don't know. Um, but yeah, I guess that would be my only, you know, critique is I feel like maybe the ratio of it all, like the glitches and the dialogues and like the ratio was not quite there because I feel I haven't seen them, but I feel like searching is a little better and the movie host from 2020, that movie is top tier. It is top tier. So yeah, but um I guess there's a second one and I haven't watched that. So excited to see the second one if you ask me. Um [gasps] I love this [ __ ] I love cheese. I love bad acting, bad teenage acting. I love the the 2010s. Love the aesthetic. I love a 13 Reasons Whyes story.

[00:33:56]This is This is everything to me. This was perfect to me.

[00:34:04]The The gore was goring. I feel like we could have even like I feel div divided because on one hand I feel like there was not enough gore and on the other hand I feel like Jesus calm down calm down that's too much again the ratio could have been improved.

[00:34:28]Whatever. I liked it. I hope you like this video. I'm sorry. I like shitty horror movies. It's It's me. It's my preference. Sorry. But I hope you like this video and if you did, leave it a like. And if you want to see more of my face, but I don't know, follow me. You might like it. Um, and that's it. Thank you so much for watching and I'll see you next week for another video. Bye.

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