I Watched THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS AND DOGS And It's Why I Love Rom-Coms!

Added: 2026-05-11

[00:00:00]All right, welcome back. It's your boy Jay aka the murder whistle. If you're looking for my co-pilots, they are both back here asleep right now. Today we are doing a special request. Today we're watching the truth about cats and dogs.

[00:00:29]This is a request from Melissa. It's um a birthday present to her husband, Michael. So, happy birthday, Michael. Um just want to let you know Melissa loves you dearly. Um I just want to give a shout out to both of y'all and your beautiful dog, Jack. They have a beautiful dog. It's a great perne.

[00:00:52]She sent me pictures of him. Beautiful dog. He looks so friendly. Like he looks he looks honestly friendly as hell. I would love to meet them. I just want to give a shout out to y'all and tell you I hope you have an amazing birthday. We appreciate y'all loving and supporting the channel the way y'all do. Thank y'all for everything. We appreciate y'all more than y'all know. I will get Drogo Rama up here, but they've been sleep most of the day. We went for a walk earlier. They That's what they've been doing since.

[00:01:20]Like I said, I hope you have a wonderful birthday. Melissa loves you a whole lot and we greatly appreciate y'all.

[00:01:25]Appreciate y'all. one of y'all ever know. But as I told Melissa, I have seen this movie before. I've seen it a long, long time ago. I've seen it think it came out in 96. I probably watched it as soon as it was available on like VHS.

[00:01:41]I know this movie has Janine Gar in it.

[00:01:44]I actually had used to have the biggest crush on Janine Guffalo. It's got Uma Thurman. I know Jamie Fox is in this.

[00:01:50]And there's something they do in this movie that I do to dogs this day.

[00:01:54]There's a scene in here with a dog that they pet the dog's head and when they're petting their head, they go down to their ears and they push pinch their ears, the tips of their ears real gently. I do that to that dog to dogs to this day. I do it to m every time I play with their heads and stuff like that.

[00:02:11]And I'll be honest with you, that's really all I remember from this movie.

[00:02:16]But I am happy to be watching this today because I do remember enjoying the hell out of this. Like I said, I'm looking forward to watching this. I haven't seen in a long time. I'll see y'all on the other side. Let's get it.

[00:02:45]I haven't seen Janine Ruffalo in forever. I wonder what she looks like now.

[00:02:52]I wonder what she does. Did she do anything?

[00:02:58]Used to be my love, the love of my life right there. I seen her on like a 30 minute comedy special once. It was a wrap.

[00:03:06]>> It's Dr. Abby Barnes with the truth about cats and dogs and you're on the air.

[00:03:10]>> Hello.

[00:03:11]>> Hi.

[00:03:11]>> Oh, hi. This is Charles San Pedro and my question is I'm worried about my bassad hound.

[00:03:16]>> Look at her eyes.

[00:03:18]>> She doesn't want to see me eat. Does she have a cold by any chance?

[00:03:21]>> Oh, she is coughing a little bit.

[00:03:22]>> Okay. Can you put her on >> the dog on the phone?

[00:03:25]>> Yeah.

[00:03:27]>> Uh, here she is. Doctor.

[00:03:29]>> Oh, yeah. She's got a cold. Charles, you're going to have to take her to the vet.

[00:03:33]>> I got that same mic.

[00:03:35]>> Yes. My name is Dan and I have a cat and he licked up and down my face and now I got this awful looking rash.

[00:03:42]>> Right. You're allergic to his saliva, Dan.

[00:03:44]>> No, no, no, I'm not. I mean, >> okay. How long did this tongue bath last? I about 3 hours.

[00:03:50]>> Oh, >> that's crazy.

[00:03:53]>> No. Okay, this is a good time to talk about limits. You can love your pets, just don't love your pets. You know what I mean?

[00:03:59]>> I wish we had somebody we can call like that like on the phone for real. Like Romless licks a lot cuz he got anxiety or whatever, but I can't let him lick me for like three hours. That's crazy. Want to >> come read with me? Huh?

[00:04:14]>> Like he'll lick my arm, my hand.

[00:04:17]Drug Faith.

[00:04:23]>> That's a pretty cat.

[00:04:26]>> Down the hall.

[00:04:28]>> Come on, baby. Open up.

[00:04:32]>> You're not Noel.

[00:04:33]>> Not today. No. But uh >> try again tomorrow. Who knows? You might get lucky.

[00:04:39]>> I mean, she >> The cat said, "I don't with you." Get me one.

[00:04:47]>> Eagle Speakers.

[00:04:48]>> Hey. Hey, Mario. I know her.

[00:04:51]>> You've got a caller who says his dog is hysterical.

[00:04:54]>> This is Dr. Abby Barnes. You're on the air.

[00:04:56]>> Well, I've got a dog here that's a bit out of the sorts.

[00:05:00]>> I do remember the Rose Cake Dog.

[00:05:02]>> This is going to sound strange.

[00:05:09]>> I thought you said this guy was a professional.

[00:05:10]>> No, no, no. It's the dog. This ain't profession.

[00:05:16]>> Hey, he look like he having a blast, though.

[00:05:19]>> You want to get close enough to take the skates off, you're going to have to approach him in the submissive position.

[00:05:23]>> I'm sorry.

[00:05:24]>> Get down on all fours. You want me to help you, you have to do what I say.

[00:05:29]>> Okay, >> br.

[00:05:33]>> Now, crawl toward him with your head hanging down and [ __ ] to one side and do not make eye contact.

[00:05:38]>> I would have let us see him put the rails. Oh, the dog.

[00:05:46]I bet he's got great balance though.

[00:05:49]Good boy.

[00:05:52]It's a big old puppy. You look at him.

[00:05:55]>> Gently stroke his ears, putting pressure at the tips. That's an acupressure point.

[00:05:59]>> Okay, just take it easy.

[00:06:01]>> Been doing this my whole life.

[00:06:02]>> Gently. Okay.

[00:06:05]>> Oh, it sounds good.

[00:06:07]>> It's incredible.

[00:06:09]Good boy. I've been doing that my whole life.

[00:06:12]>> We'll be leaving.

[00:06:13]>> Oh, no. No, no. You got to understand with these dogs and everything, you know, they're in the union now. They >> in the union now.

[00:06:20]>> I'd like to take this opportunity to congratulate you on the newest addition to your family.

[00:06:24]>> No, I I can't have a dog.

[00:06:26]>> Why is that?

[00:06:27]>> I live alone.

[00:06:28]>> Trust me, you're going to like this a lot better.

[00:06:30]>> I mean, why would you go get a dog for a pound if you ain't going to keep it?

[00:06:33]>> And Brian?

[00:06:35]>> Yeah.

[00:06:36]>> I forgive you.

[00:06:38]>> Yo, come on, man. Let's roll. Ready to rope?

[00:06:40]>> No, I think this is better than the thing with the boy.

[00:06:44]>> Hey, my man is chewing his skate up.

[00:06:46]>> Don't get too attached to this dog and get weird on me. All right. Plus, his mouth is all juicy like his gum sprung a leak or something, man.

[00:06:53]>> Drogo's mouth like that.

[00:06:54]>> It's meant to be juicy. They dribble when they're hungry.

[00:06:57]>> Hank, >> he's a pretty dog.

[00:07:01]>> Messenger just dropped the off.

[00:07:03]>> Thank you.

[00:07:03]>> Line choose for you.

[00:07:04]>> What's more romantic? Tulips or roses?

[00:07:07]>> Lilies. So cute.

[00:07:10]>> This is Abby.

[00:07:11]>> Hello. This is Brian.

[00:07:13]>> Yes.

[00:07:13]>> We slept together. Me and Hank. Did you get the picture?

[00:07:17]>> That's why I take the thing on the phone.

[00:07:19]>> How's it going?

[00:07:20]>> Yeah. Well, he snores, which was a problem, but we solved it.

[00:07:23]>> How'd you do that?

[00:07:24]>> Well, he slept on my face and I couldn't hear him anymore.

[00:07:28]>> I just wanted to say thank you.

[00:07:30]>> Oh, you're welcome. It was my pleasure.

[00:07:32]>> I'd really like to say in person. How about you meet us for a drink?

[00:07:35]Um, >> hey, that's elite shooting right there.

[00:07:38]>> What the hell? Okay, how about the Washington entrance at five?

[00:07:42]>> Grace.

[00:07:43]>> Hey, bro. That's elite level of shooting.

[00:07:45]>> Oh, no. Wait, wait, I forgot to ask you what you look like.

[00:07:48]>> What do you think I look like?

[00:07:50]>> I don't know if the voice is anything to go by. You look great.

[00:07:52]>> I'm 5 foot 10, blonde.

[00:07:55]>> See, look. Look at that good boy.

[00:08:05]He's such a good dog.

[00:08:10]>> I love how the dog is looking for him, too. I mean, looking for it, too. He's like, "What you say you look like again?

[00:08:17]>> You look fat.

[00:08:18]>> Don't be like that. That's so >> He said you look fat.

[00:08:22]>> Shut up and get back inside. Get back inside."

[00:08:25]>> Do Uma Thurman has any fat on her at all?

[00:08:27]>> You look fat in that thing. So, go in and change the dress. Oh, [ __ ] Did you call me?

[00:08:33]>> I'm sorry. I heard dumb [ __ ] I assumed you were speaking to me.

[00:08:36]>> F. What do you do?

[00:08:38]>> Why don't you leave before I use this bow on you in a way you've only imagined?

[00:08:45]>> Imagine that.

[00:08:47]>> That's crazy.

[00:08:48]>> You know what? You're not just a dumb [ __ ] You're an ugly dumb [ __ ] >> I mean, he's a tad bit abusive. You know what I'm saying?

[00:08:59]>> I don't know what that was. You all right? God, I'm I'm sorry about the violin thing. I'll buy you another one.

[00:09:04]>> I can't believe you said she looked fat.

[00:09:07]>> That was your boyfriend. I go out with him. You used to be sweet. What are you supposed to do? I mean, you got to have a boyfriend, don't you? Otherwise, it's just you and a cat. And >> what does that mean?

[00:09:18]>> Oh, no.

[00:09:19]>> And that is wild to say to somebody.

[00:09:22]>> Forget it. This is absolutely none of my business. And I will not be interfering again.

[00:09:29]Hey, she did take a mean ass shot at her though, didn't she? It's on accident, but you know what I'm saying? It was direct hit.

[00:09:37]>> Hi.

[00:09:38]>> You want to sit down?

[00:09:39]>> Can I?

[00:09:40]>> Sure.

[00:09:40]>> Promise not to laugh. I'm taking broadcasting lessons myself.

[00:09:44]>> My hog look just like her.

[00:09:46]>> You play hookie and we go score ourselves a cappuccino.

[00:09:50]>> That sounds pretty good. These are leaking on me though. I'm gonna get a vase. I'll be right back. So if you do the radio and you play hookie, who do your job?

[00:10:04]My man in love with a voice, bro. He gone.

[00:10:14]I love the fact that nobody noticed his big ass dog in the in the office.

[00:10:22]He's so pretty. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[00:10:25]Um, you have to help me. There's a guy out there and I was supposed to have a date with him. This is his dog and I just want you to be me when he comes in here.

[00:10:34]Okay.

[00:10:37]>> Hey, she she fully committed to it already.

[00:10:41]>> Sorry. Um, he he ran in and then the door was locked. I'm sorry, >> Brian. Right.

[00:10:46]>> Yeah. Hi, Abby.

[00:10:49]>> Hi. This is my friend Donna. You um you you didn't show up yesterday.

[00:10:54]>> I'm tell I love Jana Gruff.

[00:10:56]>> I'm sorry. Um we had this emergency thing, didn't we? Donna, >> I can't even lie. If I had to choice between two, I'm going go with Janine all day long. I can't help it. I love her.

[00:11:06]>> You sound completely different on the air.

[00:11:09]>> Microphones, darling, they work wonders.

[00:11:11]>> It's just that what you said to me was so clever. And if you hadn't said what what you said.

[00:11:16]>> Hey, listen. She locked in. She's locked in.

[00:11:19]>> Thanks. Um I've taught him a trick. Do you want to see it? Come on, Hank. Up you come.

[00:11:23]>> Yes. Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss.

[00:11:26]Come on. Come on.

[00:11:28]>> You tell Drogo you want a kiss, he would drown you.

[00:11:30]>> Anyhow, um I suppose you uh want the drink now.

[00:11:34]>> Guess again.

[00:11:35]>> Yeah. Great.

[00:11:36]>> How about tonight?

[00:11:37]>> 7:00.

[00:11:38]>> Wild horses couldn't stop me.

[00:11:40]>> What's his accent from?

[00:11:41]>> See you there.

[00:11:42]>> Like what kind of accent is that?

[00:11:45]>> I cannot tell.

[00:11:46]>> You like him and he likes you. Don't pretend you don't. I don't.

[00:11:51]>> Man, look how tall she is, sir.

[00:11:52]>> But now you've gone and confused everything cuz you're a scaredy-cat.

[00:11:56]>> This is true.

[00:11:57]>> I'm not some big dumb dog that goes bounding after the first guy she sees.

[00:12:01]I'm not dumb.

[00:12:02]>> I didn't mean that.

[00:12:03]>> Besides, you're the dummy. I am.

[00:12:05]>> You know how you know that's the start of a beautiful friendship? They both took shots at each other and been cool with it.

[00:12:12]>> He has a preconceived notion. Then he sees me. I love the way you look. You've got a pretty face. I don't expect you to understand this. You puke and they line up to hold your hair back. That's not true.

[00:12:27]>> They about died just now.

[00:12:29]>> WHAT? WHAT? OH MY GOD.

[00:12:32]>> REALLY? 3 years no sex.

[00:12:34]>> One can survive. You know this is the electronic age.

[00:12:37]>> Bro, that's crazy.

[00:12:39]>> Do you believe you are what you eat?

[00:12:41]>> I guess.

[00:12:41]>> That's what scares me. I don't eat anything. So I can look good on the outside, but on the inside there's nothing. Oh, I see.

[00:12:49]>> Hey, that's crazy to think about it that way.

[00:12:54]>> I'll get it.

[00:13:00]>> You look crazy as >> It's dead.

[00:13:07]>> I'll be honest with you. If a bee chase you, I can't help you. I think I'm allergic to him.

[00:13:13]>> Thank you.

[00:13:14]>> Thank you.

[00:13:16]What's wrong, Abby?

[00:13:17]>> Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 will take care of.

[00:13:20]>> And that's wild.

[00:13:23]>> It'll be fun. It'll be easy. No problem.

[00:13:26]Hey, >> be proud. Feeling good. This makes all the difference. Thank you.

[00:13:35]>> And the fact she got a smart ass mouth.

[00:13:37]I love that. I don't know why. Hi, Donut. Great. Yeah.

[00:13:42]>> I'll have a J and B and a Corona. Where is the KB?

[00:13:47]>> You have a uh >> I love her eyes.

[00:13:51]>> So, you're wondering why I'm here?

[00:13:53]>> No, I mean I think I know why why you're here.

[00:13:56]>> I I think it's really nice that you come along to to screen me. There's a lot of um very odd people around, particularly the types who um phone into radio shows and then ask the presenters out for a drink.

[00:14:06]>> At least he know. At least he knows. You know what I'm saying? It's not normal.

[00:14:10]When you speak to someone and then you meet them, nothing you can do about it.

[00:14:15]You just feel it. So what what what do you do, Donna? Do you work at the radio station?

[00:14:21]>> I make cheese.

[00:14:23]>> I make cheese.

[00:14:24]>> Go cheese.

[00:14:25]>> Oh, that's the the stuff that smells of vomit.

[00:14:27]>> No, that's parmesan.

[00:14:28]>> Yeah, of course.

[00:14:30]>> Parmesan cheese do stink. Romulus love that [ __ ] >> Everything out in the open.

[00:14:35]>> Oh, you mean about Yeah, sure. I totally understandable. I think friends should look out for each other. Although flying across the Atlantic to check up on her goats is, >> you know, when you come with me for the goat cheese that I make for a living, >> her cheese balls make excellent Christmas gifts.

[00:14:53]>> And you know, this probably happened somewhere before real life.

[00:14:57]>> I don't know. I was mesmerized by his eyebrows. They say so much about a person. Do they say goat cheese on them?

[00:15:05]>> This is it. Chateau Brian.

[00:15:07]>> Nice. Look at that big old dog.

[00:15:11]>> The dog really likes Donna.

[00:15:13]>> Oh, yeah. He's just jealous. You know, dogs they can sense.

[00:15:16]>> Really?

[00:15:16]>> Yeah.

[00:15:17]>> I like apartments like this.

[00:15:19]>> Roller skating dogs.

[00:15:20]>> Hey, like to see.

[00:15:22]>> Look at these.

[00:15:22]>> These are beautiful.

[00:15:24]>> Yeah, but they don't pay the rent.

[00:15:26]>> They don't pay the rent.

[00:15:28]>> You can come in.

[00:15:30]>> This is my niece Emily. You can ask her yourself. Is it okay if >> I forgot to ask?

[00:15:36]>> What is it, sweetie?

[00:15:39]When they heard there's going to be a real vet in the house, I just assumed they could come over. I see it.

[00:15:44]>> I wonder I wonder when they made that phone call.

[00:15:46]>> Let me just go wash my hands.

[00:15:49]Donna, >> she is all that. And a bag of chips. Uh, who's the other one? She makes cheese.

[00:15:58]>> Now, all you have to do is grab the turtle's leg.

[00:16:01]>> How do I get a hold of his leg?

[00:16:03]>> You're going to poke him in the butt with your finger.

[00:16:08]You want me to stick my finger on the turtle's ass?

[00:16:23]>> Oh, that poor baby.

[00:16:25]>> What's your skin regime?

[00:16:27]>> My regime? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?

[00:16:29]>> Let me show you something.

[00:16:32]Do you see how dry and discolored you are? Hey, she's sick of her [ __ ] >> You haven't been taking care of your skin.

[00:16:39]>> This is a personal tag.

[00:16:41]>> God, I can't believe it. I can't believe I let her do this to me.

[00:16:46]Do you have a tissue?

[00:16:47]>> See, I think she looks better without the makeup.

[00:16:50]>> If I was a guy, I think women would be like lining up to go out with me.

[00:16:54]>> I'd [ __ ] you.

[00:16:55]>> Thank you, honey. I know you would.

[00:16:57]>> It's pretty hot.

[00:16:58]>> Low self-esteem. Are you a victim?

[00:17:01]Question one. Do you feel you need to be punished for how you look?

[00:17:05]>> I don't need to be punished. I am punished.

[00:17:09]>> Hey, bro. Say, I think she bad as hell.

[00:17:14]>> I told him to call me.

[00:17:16]>> Do call me. You gave him my number.

[00:17:19]>> Why would you do that?

[00:17:20]>> That's cuz that's a good friend.

[00:17:22]>> Hello.

[00:17:23]>> Hello. This is Brian. Could I speak to Abby, please?

[00:17:26]>> This is she.

[00:17:28]>> Could you talk to me in that radio voice of yours? Could you do that?

[00:17:30]>> Yeah. You know what kills me about him is he just lays there and lets me rub his stomach. Loves me unconditionally.

[00:17:38]>> I love hearing cats purr. I think it's a beautiful sound.

[00:17:43]>> Your voice is muffled. What are you doing?

[00:17:44]>> I just took my shirt off.

[00:17:46]>> Really?

[00:17:47]>> Really?

[00:17:48]>> She got way too excited about that.

[00:17:51]>> No, I was really painfully and desperately shy.

[00:17:54]>> Oh, she got an anklet. I love those stuff around women's ankles is I think I don't know. I'm attracted to it. I got a problem. I got problems.

[00:18:03]>> Now for the important question. Do you have a position on pickles?

[00:18:07]>> When it comes to tuna fish, I am emphatically anti-pickle.

[00:18:12]Do >> you know? I knew I could trust you.

[00:18:15]>> That's funny as hell. Listen, I haven't had a phone date like that since high school. Like I I don't know. I don't I never liked being on the phone like that just talking this long. I'm tell was not a person that was happy when text came out.

[00:18:32]>> So, where's your hand?

[00:18:36]>> I probably haven't done this since college.

[00:18:41]>> Nowhere.

[00:18:42]>> I'd have been done already. I'd have been cleaning up.

[00:18:48]She like, "What you doing? Making a sandwich?"

[00:18:56]Oh, Abby. Hello.

[00:19:01]>> Sorry. Sorry I dropped the phone.

[00:19:04]>> Just give me a second to collect myself.

[00:19:07]>> I've never done that before. Her hair look wild. Wish you were here.

[00:19:12]>> I wish you were here, too.

[00:19:14]>> Okay, >> Brian.

[00:19:18]Hey, is it okay?

[00:19:20]>> Brian.

[00:19:22]Brian.

[00:19:28]>> Hey, you know, she'd have been a good Vilma. She'd have been a great Vilma.

[00:19:36]>> E, is that mayonnaise?

[00:19:39]>> Hi.

[00:19:40]>> Hi.

[00:19:41]>> Look, I I brought some some breakfast.

[00:19:46]>> Hey, my man got milk in his pocket.

[00:19:48]>> Tonight's been so perfect. Let's wait for another night to screw it up. Can I at least see your face before I go?

[00:19:53]>> I have a poor minimizing mask on.

[00:19:56]>> Throw something to me. Throw something you've been wearing and then I'll go.

[00:20:05]>> I'll show you.

[00:20:07]>> Wow, it's a kid.

[00:20:10]>> Will you shut up?

[00:20:11]>> I forgot kids was a company.

[00:20:14]>> Pleasant dreams.

[00:20:17]>> Hey, bro. That's so funny.

[00:20:22]And my man was like, "It's a cat."

[00:20:25]>> Passenger ferry caught fire last night just off >> sleeping. You could just see I'm sleeping.

[00:20:30]>> Sorry, Roy. Sorry.

[00:20:33]>> How about the is that?

[00:20:35]>> Rescue workers could only hear the desperate screams.

[00:20:38]>> I said, "Shut up." Jesus.

[00:20:43]>> Stab him in the sleep.

[00:20:46]OJM loser guys are how to spot him.

[00:20:54]It's easy. He's He's laying in your bed.

[00:20:58]I bet Quinton turned Tino love that shot.

[00:21:00]>> We spoke for about seven hours and I'm telling him today.

[00:21:04]>> Seven hours?

[00:21:06]What's wrong?

[00:21:08]>> Nothing.

[00:21:09]>> Lord.

[00:21:11]>> Turns out Roy is a loser.

[00:21:16]Tell me something I don't know.

[00:21:19]Oh, I was kidding. Oh, no. No. Oh, don't cry.

[00:21:24]>> It is crazy that she needed a book to tell her that.

[00:21:27]>> How are you going to tell him?

[00:21:29]>> God, I don't know.

[00:21:30]>> Is your show on today?

[00:21:31]>> Yeah.

[00:21:32]>> I'll I'll go to his house and and I'll turn on the radio.

[00:21:35]>> And >> have you ever noticed how Superman and Clark Kent are never in the same room at the same time?

[00:21:40]>> That's a good plan in theory.

[00:21:43]>> Hi. in theory.

[00:21:45]>> Can I come in?

[00:21:47]>> Yeah. Can I get you something to eat?

[00:21:49]Uh, tuna sandwich or something?

[00:21:51]>> I don't need tuna.

[00:21:52]>> You ate it last night.

[00:21:53]>> In the car on the way over.

[00:21:55]>> I quit.

[00:21:57]>> Dolphins.

[00:21:58]>> Dolphins.

[00:21:59]>> She said it like it was a drink.

[00:22:01]>> Can I turn some music on?

[00:22:02]>> Uhhuh.

[00:22:03]>> Fine.

[00:22:08]>> Hey, you know, I never thought about a butterfinger in the refrigerator.

[00:22:12]Is that film? Do he got film in there? I might have to try that. I'm going to get butter finger and put in the refrigerator. I never tried that before.

[00:22:19]>> This stuff's left over from a shoot that I did. I hope you like sweets cuz that's all it is.

[00:22:25]>> A man said I got some leftovers.

[00:22:28]>> I don't eat that stuff. I order it, but I can't eat it.

[00:22:35]>> Is that nice?

[00:22:36]>> Got her.

[00:22:41]She said it's so good once it hit your lips.

[00:22:47]>> She over here having a food gas.

[00:22:53]>> This, boys and girls, is how you end up pregnant.

[00:23:00]It's taking a long time for a show to start, ain't it?

[00:23:03]>> No one's ever given me a book before that didn't have pictures in it.

[00:23:06]>> You You're really so cute.

[00:23:10]My god, >> bro.

[00:23:16]You're an angel.

[00:23:17]>> That man that pulled both of them.

[00:23:23]>> I can't do this.

[00:23:24]>> Just Just try.

[00:23:26]>> Next up is Dr. Abby Barnes with The Truth About Cats and Dogs.

[00:23:30]>> Oh, no. I've got to tell you something.

[00:23:32]What?

[00:23:33]>> I'm um What?

[00:23:35]>> I'm late.

[00:23:38]Ain't that the same um ain't that the same kind of vehicle old girl driving 10 things I hate about you?

[00:23:47]>> Thanks for the ride.

[00:23:49]>> So uh she's been licking her belly. Is she really sensitive in that area? Not sensitive in her belly.

[00:23:54]>> Oh, they got caught.

[00:24:01]>> Hey, bro. He's walking with his shoe untied like that. It bothers me cuz it's just slinging.

[00:24:11]>> Hey, you know she tired as, >> bro.

[00:24:19]>> Take him. I don't want to fight. Well, I was going to tell him and I just couldn't.

[00:24:22]>> Why not?

[00:24:23]>> Well, he wouldn't listen.

[00:24:25]>> He fed her cake.

[00:24:26]>> What was he doing?

[00:24:27]>> Nothing.

[00:24:27]>> Feeding her cake.

[00:24:29]>> Gave us a book. Which one?

[00:24:31]>> Simon. Somebody's letters to John Paul.

[00:24:34]Somebody Simone Devoir's letters to John Paul. Sorry.

[00:24:36]>> Exactly.

[00:24:37]>> I don't know what she can say.

[00:24:39]>> Okay. I've got two ideas how we can fix this. We find out how he really feels about us, but in a roundabout kind of way. So, what's idea number two?

[00:24:46]>> We go over there, get shitfaced, and see what happens.

[00:24:49]>> That's worse because >> he's the type of person he's going to lean towards the one he think he's kind of in a relationship with.

[00:25:03]The dog trying to tell you, man.

[00:25:12]>> Bro, I'm telling you, >> babies everywhere.

[00:25:18]A lot of times I say that, I know they just hot as, but like I love her vibe and everything I've ever seen her in. I love her vibe.

[00:25:29]>> Your eyes Hey boy. A >> that's extraordinary.

[00:25:33]>> A >> what about me?

[00:25:37]>> Yes. Yeah. Just um swap.

[00:25:40]>> She can't let it go. She had had attention. She couldn't let it go.

[00:25:48]>> Hey, did you want a drink?

[00:25:52]>> That's gray as hell.

[00:25:55]>> Just a second. Okay. Happy. Where are you going? I got to go home. Oh, I'll go home with you. No, he really likes you.

[00:26:05]What? What about you? I don't even >> say >> everything okay.

[00:26:10]>> He He missed the beats too fast.

[00:26:16]>> What about you? You going to stay?

[00:26:20]>> That's crazy.

[00:26:25]>> Hi, my dog. She's getting kind of old and just not what she used to be.

[00:26:29]>> So, you're seeking my approval to have her put to sleep?

[00:26:32]>> Damn.

[00:26:33]>> You know who I think should be put to sleep? People like you who only want cute dogs.

[00:26:37]>> Hey, damn.

[00:26:38]>> Hi, this is Abby. Leave it.

[00:26:42]Okay. I'm going out of town on a job.

[00:26:45]Hi, it's me, Noel.

[00:26:48]>> What kind of job is this?

[00:26:49]>> Please pick up the phone. Abby. Abby.

[00:26:53]Okay, so you're not going to pick up the phone. Y'all neighbors knock on the door.

[00:26:58]>> I didn't sleep with him, but he kept calling your name. Told him it was all moving too fast for me and I haven't called him since.

[00:27:07]>> I'm telling y'all, I think he's fine as hell.

[00:27:10]>> I'm avoiding a guy who calls me Abby, and I'm very frightened that I screwed up a friendship with the nicest woman I've ever met. When I come home, I'm going to fix things. I'm going to fix everything.

[00:27:21]>> Hey, you can tell. Hey, real. You could tell she's sorry because she's tried this many times.

[00:27:27]>> I just miss you.

[00:27:29]>> Hello.

[00:27:30]>> Like she's tried this many times cuz you know people would do some [ __ ] up to you, try to apologize and if you don't accept it the first time they'd be like you.

[00:27:39]>> I really appreciate you taking this back and I really appreciate your attitude taking this back.

[00:27:45]>> Hi.

[00:27:46]>> Well, I just bought a present for Abby.

[00:27:49]It's a photo album and had her initials embossed.

[00:27:51]>> That's pretty. Do you think she'll like it?

[00:27:53]>> I do.

[00:27:54]>> Great.

[00:27:54]>> Can I walk you out?

[00:27:56]>> Yeah.

[00:27:57]>> Did she tell you that she's not talking to me for a week?

[00:28:00]>> Hey, man. That man said, "Can I walk you out?" And they ended up out on a period.

[00:28:04]>> Used to all the time. I don't suppose she's mentioned anything.

[00:28:06]>> Mm- She hasn't said a word to me.

[00:28:08]>> I heard her on the air today. She was brilliant.

[00:28:10]>> Brilliant. Oh, that's a bit much, don't you think?

[00:28:13]>> Are we getting jealous?

[00:28:14]>> Trust me, that's not even possible.

[00:28:17]>> Yeah. Well, you look like a >> I like Keith, but they make me nervous.

[00:28:21]I think she likes you too.

[00:28:23]>> Like if I don't know them cuz they they move so fast. You know what I'm saying?

[00:28:27]>> So say you meet one of these no sparks women and you really take the time to get to know her and then you become intellectually stimulated thereby igniting all your lust and passion. Have you ever thought about that?

[00:28:39]>> I'll probably tell you I dislocate her hip.

[00:28:44]>> Are you warm enough?

[00:28:46]>> Getting there.

[00:28:49]>> That is beautiful.

[00:28:53]Do you always watch sunsets with your eyes shut?

[00:28:55]>> Yeah, it's kind of a religious thing.

[00:28:57]>> Really?

[00:28:58]>> No.

[00:28:59]>> Like, bro, how can I not pick up on that? Listen to her voice.

[00:29:02]>> Thank you.

[00:29:03]>> Thanks for the walk.

[00:29:05]>> Um, you got this jacket.

[00:29:08]>> If you see Abby, tell her tell her I miss her face.

[00:29:14]>> Yeah.

[00:29:18]And my man let her leave with that jacket though, didn't he?

[00:29:21]>> Abby. Hi. I just need to talk to you 10 minutes so we can clear everything up.

[00:29:26]5:00. All right. See you. Bye.

[00:29:34]>> Hey, he's so funny cuz he's a cornball, but he's a sweet dude.

[00:29:42]>> Jesus, you scared me.

[00:29:44]>> This was a little bit too much for me. I had to read each page like three times.

[00:29:48]>> You have the most beautiful mouth.

[00:29:50]>> We have to stop.

[00:29:52]>> I love you.

[00:29:54]>> You don't love me.

[00:29:55]>> Yes, I do.

[00:29:56]>> You do?

[00:29:56]>> Yeah.

[00:29:57]>> So, make a list. Make a list of everything you love about me. Bring it.

[00:30:00]5:00 my place.

[00:30:04]You know, >> I mean, in that room, Waffle looks alone when she got the job.

[00:30:19]>> Hi, >> Donna. Where's Abby?

[00:30:21]>> She's in the bathroom taking a bath. Uh, but you know, I'll tell her that you're here and perhaps she will come out eventually.

[00:30:29]>> Eventually.

[00:30:31]Abby, I love you because I can't stop thinking about you for one second.

[00:30:36]>> You forgot to say I love you because you're so beautiful.

[00:30:39]>> No, I didn't. I mean, yes, she is. But that's not why I love her. I love her for who she is.

[00:30:44]>> Hey, he's elite. He don't even know it.

[00:30:47]He's elite.

[00:30:48]>> Truth is, you would not be so enamored with Abby if she looked like if uh >> what what are you talking about?

[00:30:54]>> Hey, this is real.

[00:30:57]This is real.

[00:30:58]>> All you want to do is be near them. I love Abby. Doesn't matter what she looks like.

[00:31:04]>> Like I that's I really feel that way about that. This is real.

[00:31:08]>> I'm happy that you said that.

[00:31:10]>> Well, I'm glad you like it cuz she hasn't said a word.

[00:31:23]His math ain't good.

[00:31:30]It's baff this whole movie.

[00:31:34]It was you on the phone that night.

[00:31:37]>> Yep.

[00:31:40]>> It's just some kind of weird game you two play for kicks.

[00:31:46]I have to go.

[00:31:50]I wouldn't even been that bad. I'd have been confused. I'd have asked a lot more questions, >> Ryan.

[00:31:58]>> But angry I wouldn't have been. I'd have been soing curious about the situation.

[00:32:02]I'm like, now let's sit down and have a discussion about this. Why did we do what we done?

[00:32:08]Because I would really want to know.

[00:32:10]>> Doesn't want to see me. Doesn't want to see you. I >> tell you what, call me.

[00:32:15]>> Why did you send him back to me when you could have had him for yourself?

[00:32:18]>> Cuz I wanted my friend back. Besides, he's got this personal habit that just drives me crazy.

[00:32:23]>> What's that?

[00:32:24]>> He loves you.

[00:32:26]>> I can see how this be an issue. Oh, how'd your audition go?

[00:32:30]>> Didn't make the cut. Still not dignified enough for the news.

[00:32:34]>> They're looking for someone at the station. It's not the news, but I think it's interesting.

[00:32:38]>> Are you serious?

[00:32:39]>> They're expecting your phone call.

[00:32:42]>> Yeah, I ain't going to lie.

[00:32:44]>> You should give it a shot.

[00:32:45]>> I thought she got on the news.

[00:32:47]>> You should give it one more shot, Abby.

[00:32:49]Just go and talk to him, you dumb [ __ ] >> Well, you're a dumb [ __ ] too, you know.

[00:32:54]>> Yeah, I know. We're related.

[00:33:01]Look at that big boy right there. Look at that pretty baby.

[00:33:08]>> Hi, sweetie.

[00:33:12]>> I love that place just let him in. No questions asked. He just could go anywhere.

[00:33:18]>> I came to retain your jacket.

[00:33:19]>> Thank you.

[00:33:20]>> I'm really sorry that I lied to you.

[00:33:22]It's just the situation got completely out of control.

[00:33:25]>> That explains everything. No. Brian, >> what? What do you want?

[00:33:29]>> I want you to look at me.

[00:33:32]That incredible night on the phone, that really meant something to me. It was really important to me. But all of that stuff doesn't come in a perfect package.

[00:33:41]>> I think it's perfect.

[00:33:42]>> It comes in this one.

[00:33:44]>> Why didn't you say that in the first place?

[00:33:46]>> I didn't feel confident that you give me a chance.

[00:33:49]>> Now, we'll never know, will we?

[00:33:51]>> My man is over there hurt.

[00:33:53]>> But you know what tipped it off was?

[00:33:55]when she was dealing with that turtle and she was like, "That ain't professional."

[00:34:00]>> That's so funny.

[00:34:02]>> But you know what? It's not your fault, brother. I mean, who knew?

[00:34:08]>> He should have.

[00:34:15]>> The dog trying to tell you something, man.

[00:34:17]>> But your dog tearing up your apartment, he was trying to tell you something.

[00:34:20]>> What?

[00:34:24]Look how beautiful she look right there.

[00:34:27]>> I want to be with you. You do?

[00:34:31]>> No, I don't want to be with you.

[00:34:34]>> Hey, she pulled somebody else on the radio by voice only.

[00:34:44]>> Bro, >> I bet that's funny as hell.

[00:34:54]It's full. It's full.

[00:34:55]>> Sorry.

[00:34:56]>> Can I take these off now?

[00:34:58]>> Yeah.

[00:34:59]>> I'll be like, "No." Like, nope. I want you to skate to my heart.

[00:35:06]>> Just wanted to get you out here to discuss a few things.

[00:35:10]>> Look at that big old baby.

[00:35:12]>> The humiliation was just a bonus.

[00:35:15]>> What are we discussing?

[00:35:17]>> I think you're too much pregnant. Well, there's there's the issue of Hank, who's in a terrible state without you.

[00:35:23]Terrible state.

[00:35:26]>> That's adorable.

[00:35:28]>> I only ever loved one woman, and I don't want to lose her twice.

[00:35:34]>> Girl, he got butter fingers and camera film in the refrigerator. You know what I'm saying? I just need I just need you to know that.

[00:35:42]>> I don't know why I filmed there, but I bet the butterfingers are slapping though.

[00:35:46]>> I got to tell you something.

[00:35:48]that night on the phone. I'm pregnant.

[00:35:53]>> Yes.

[00:35:57]>> See, I'm silly. I just said, so that means I got to pull out, right? And I'm silly.

[00:36:06]But this is why I used to watch romcoms because they always inhappy.

[00:36:11]>> Actually, I don't know. I made a lot of calls that night.

[00:36:14]>> That's crazy.

[00:36:19]That is crazy to tell somebody. I'm not sure I made a lot of calls that night.

[00:36:27]They're going to sleep. So, we going to try to get this in. But, um, we just got finished watching The Truth About Cats and Dogs. I absolutely love that movie.

[00:36:36]And I forgot how much I love Janine Garfield.

[00:36:40]Like, I love her so much. To be truthful, I think the last thing I sent her is um Romo and Michelle's High School reunion.

[00:36:49]I I got to go rewatch it, too, because I haven't seen that [ __ ] in forever. But this right here, this is the reason why I used to watch romcoms. Like when y'all ask me how come I never seen any of this other stuff, cuz I used to like watching movies where people ended happy. I can't lie. When he had a choice between Uma Thurman and Janine, I would have went with Janine. I'm sorry. I know most people think that's probably wild to say. I would have because like I said, I love her vibes.

[00:37:18]And then the fact that she loves cats and dogs and animals the way she does, girl.

[00:37:28]I don't know if this was Uma Thurman back when like I don't know if Uma Thurman was Uma Thurman in this or she was just Uma Thurman if that makes any sense at all. Like I don't know if she was like the big movie star Uma Thurman in this or she was just Uma Thur Thurman trying to make her way. You know what I'm saying? I have no idea. I love the fact that Uma Thurman was truly apologetic for what she done to Janine and she tried several times to make amends with her. That at the end of the day that's all that was important to her was fixing her friendship with the person who's been the nicest to her. She made a mistake. She owned up to her mistake and she truly truly apologized from the bottom of her heart. People like that you can forgive. People who apologize to you and then act like just because you apologize you're supposed to forgive them instantly. Like those people who just like I apologize but [ __ ] them. They you know what I'm saying? You don't need them people around you.

[00:38:31]I love the fact that the dog was a key part and bringing them together both times, but um I've enjoyed watching this for y'all. I hope y'all enjoyed watching it with me. Just want to give a another birthday shout out to Michael and let him know that Melissa loves you and you ought to give her a big old hug and give Jack a big old hug. I hope you enjoyed this. I hope you have a wonderful birthday. Um, once again, thank y'all and thank everybody else for all the love and support. Um, but I'mma get off here. Until next time, y'all be good.

[00:39:10]Y'all be safe. Night. Night.