GIRLFRIEND WATCHES * Captain America: The Winter Soldier * FOR THE FIRST TIME!!

Added: 2026-05-05

[00:00:03]Just trust us.

[00:00:26]>> Now watch this. Watch this. This is the ultimate daddy chill chair. Yeah. You ready?

[00:00:32]>> You ready?

[00:00:32]>> Yes.

[00:00:35]>> Oh, don't put the feet like that. Why are your feet so wide?

[00:00:38]>> I know. What do you need to do now?

[00:00:40]>> Absolutely nothing.

[00:00:41]>> What do you mean?

[00:00:42]>> I need to leave the room.

[00:00:44]>> You're giving me the ick. Why are your toes like this?

[00:00:50]>> Stop it. And the pajamas, everything.

[00:00:54]>> Your belly button is lower than your feet right now.

[00:00:58]And if you're insinuating on somethingual right now, I don't know where you think I'm going to be on there.

[00:01:04]>> What do you mean?

[00:01:05]>> Dipping down.

[00:01:07]>> No, honey. No. When your feet are higher than you, you know there's something wrong.

[00:01:12]>> I'm going to do the intro like this.

[00:01:14]>> Put it back, >> guys.

[00:01:16]>> Put it back.

[00:01:17]>> Listen. Yeah. We're back to do Captain America: Winter Soldier.

[00:01:26]Guys, can I just state a few things? We got storage. Lift your arm up.

[00:01:32]>> Storage.

[00:01:33]>> Yeah.

[00:01:34]>> Phone chargers.

[00:01:35]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:01:36]>> We got vibrations in the seats. Connect it to the thing.

[00:01:41]>> We've got Bluetooth. Yeah.

[00:01:43]>> We've got boots >> vibrating. Oh my god.

[00:01:45]>> I just said that.

[00:01:46]>> Did you? Yeah.

[00:01:47]>> Well, let me say it again. It's It vibrates.

[00:01:51]>> It vibrates. But as we're watching the scenes, don't forget that your boy's mud whistle is getting tickled at the same time.

[00:01:59]>> Is it going to do it even if we've got headphones attached?

[00:02:01]>> I think so.

[00:02:03]>> Shoot. Okay, turn this bad boy on.

[00:02:05]>> We're here to watch Captain America Winter Soldier.

[00:02:12]>> Okay, >> he's going to be soldiering in the winter.

[00:02:16]>> That's it. That's what he's going to be doing. That's I bet you I bet you I bet you there's going to be a character with like his power is icicles or something.

[00:02:25]>> Icicles.

[00:02:26]>> He's going to be really evil.

[00:02:28]>> Yeah.

[00:02:28]>> And we're going to be fighting in the snow and they're going to try and make it a little bit sexy for >> you. For you?

[00:02:35]>> No. For fighting in the snow?

[00:02:37]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:02:38]>> I can be on board for that.

[00:02:39]>> But not Captain America.

[00:02:40]>> I'm not into him.

[00:02:41]>> Why not?

[00:02:42]>> I think he's >> What is it about Captain America that doesn't seduce you?

[00:02:46]>> He's too clean. Yeah, this is what I mean, man.

[00:02:48]>> And you're you're quite a dirty man.

[00:02:53]>> And Thor, I imagine >> you yourself for Captain Iran.

[00:02:56]>> Do they shower on Thor's Island? I don't know.

[00:03:01]>> Yeah, we don't shower. So, this is good.

[00:03:03]So, you're saying please don't say that to people. Mom, I promise you, he showers. Okay.

[00:03:09]>> So, no, but what what are you what you're saying to me is that you prefer the edges.

[00:03:14]>> Yes. But you also prefer the natural essence that comes out of it.

[00:03:18]>> No. No, that is not what I'm saying.

[00:03:21]Hang on. Reverse. That is not what I'm saying. I'm very glad I introduced you to deodorant.

[00:03:29]>> Yes, guys. How you doing? Welcome back to Josh Trust Ash. We're here to >> I'm going to fart.

[00:03:34]>> Do not fart on the new sofa.

[00:03:39]>> That was a machine gun. That's disgusting.

[00:03:42]>> No, but I had to do that. There was no air in that one. That was like >> I had to go ass up because normally the position in Tafar is >> Oh, that's the biggest ick.

[00:03:50]>> I literally don't care if I'm your biggest ick or not. Like you're stuck with me for life.

[00:03:59]>> Guys, we're here to watch Captain America: Winter Soldier. Before we get into it, yeah, make sure you head down to our Patreon to watch the fulllength reaction. If you want to go and see the Marvel reactions, please do because some of your scenes might your favorite scenes might be missing. So, go and see the reactions there. And also, your girl is nearly 100K.

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[00:05:07]LET'S GET INTO THIS. OH, >> on your left.

[00:05:15]>> Frig. Is this where Rocky trained?

[00:05:17]>> No, this is uh Washington.

[00:05:19]>> Oh, he's very far.

[00:05:20]>> On your left.

[00:05:20]>> On your left.

[00:05:21]>> On my left.

[00:05:23]See, I'd just be like, "You're just showing off now, mate, with yours."

[00:05:28]ON YOUR LEFT.

[00:05:29]>> COME ON, BRO. ON YOUR LEFT. YOU MEAN ON YOUR MEDS, MAN? What are you talking about? CAPTAIN VITALOID, THE first injector. Hannah, he's been having super soldier serum and he's running this fast. Mocking a veteran.

[00:05:41]>> Oh, he's in a very tight shirt today.

[00:05:44]Ash.

[00:05:44]>> Yeah.

[00:05:45]>> Under army or whatever it's called.

[00:05:47]>> Under Armour.

[00:05:48]>> Should take another lap.

[00:05:50]Did you just take it? I assume you just took it.

[00:05:54]>> Sam Wilson.

[00:05:55]>> Steve Rogers.

[00:05:56]>> Must have freaked you out coming home after the whole defrosting thing.

[00:05:59]>> Takes some getting used to.

[00:06:01]>> He's going to be lonely. He's not got his lovely lady.

[00:06:04]>> Marvin Gay, 1972 Trouble Man soundtrack.

[00:06:11]>> He's got a list.

[00:06:12]>> Look, look at his list. He's got Star Wars >> and Rocky on it.

[00:06:18]>> Steve Jobs. They get on very well.

[00:06:20]Steve, you got to lower your shield and gay up. Man, >> just let me know.

[00:06:24]>> I'll keep it in mine.

[00:06:25]>> I don't know if it's too tight, his top.

[00:06:28]Here she is.

[00:06:29]>> Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is. I'm here to pick up a fossil.

[00:06:33]>> I literally She could literally say anything to me.

[00:06:36]>> Brother, are you recommending me Marvin Gay? Yeah, but I'm going to get my sexual healing with Black Widow.

[00:06:42]>> I don't think he is going to get sexual healing with Black Widow.

[00:06:44]>> Well, this is what he needs.

[00:06:46]>> Yeah, I'm getting a little tired of being furious janitor.

[00:06:48]>> Relax. It's not that complicated. Oh, he's not enjoying it.

[00:06:51]>> Scarlet, your handsome's voice [ __ ] it's so sexy. Like, she can say she could abuse me with her words and I'll be okay with it.

[00:07:00]>> Yeah. No, I agree.

[00:07:03]>> You know, if you ask Kristen out from statistics, she'd probably say yes.

[00:07:07]>> Why don't >> Wow. He don't want no one.

[00:07:12]>> Yeah, >> he don't want nosh. He needs >> no parachute. This man gravity apologizes to him. Hannah know he's jumping OUT WITHOUT A PARACHUTE. LOOK AT HIS DIVE. Look at his dive. Do you know what that would give Tom daily a run for his money? Ash.

[00:07:27]>> Oh, you see that?

[00:07:28]>> Unreal. Very nice. Toes first pointed.

[00:07:31]>> How many alladines would you give that out of 10?

[00:07:34]>> I'd give that a strong 4.5 alladines dive.

[00:07:38]>> If that was four, you would have given it.

[00:07:39]>> I need a flip.

[00:07:42]>> This is a Oh, >> we're attacking pirates. Or are they all?

[00:07:49]>> OH MY GOSH. OH, HIS SHIELD IS like a frisbee. It's like a frisbee. IT ALWAYS COMES BACK.

[00:07:56]>> OH, >> I'M SORRY. That was not called for. That was very hard.

[00:08:02]>> He's got no jaw left.

[00:08:03]>> Hannah, that is a Spartan kick. Call him Captain Spartan, man. His kicks, Hannah, his kicks will blow out the sun. He's put his kicks push all these MEN INTO THE ICU. OH, IT'S A DENTIST is what it is.

[00:08:19]>> Look at him. LOOK AT HIM. HE'S THE CAPTAIN NOW.

[00:08:23]>> HE'S THE CAPTAIN NOW.

[00:08:24]>> I'd rather just die than have like that go through me hand.

[00:08:27]>> Yeah, man. This ain't Captain Phyllis sign. This is Captain America.

[00:08:30]>> They're very well off these pirates, isn't they?

[00:08:32]>> Yeah.

[00:08:33]>> That they they start.

[00:08:38]>> You don't even know where to look, do you? This poor fellow coming. Oh, look.

[00:08:42]Shin, >> this shield should be called a serial rebounder, you know.

[00:08:48]>> He's not got one ounce of blood on him, has he?

[00:08:54]>> Oh, look, there he is with his parachute.

[00:08:55]>> Yeah, he seems pretty helpless without >> It is a bit a bit icky though when you see a man coming down with a parachute and a man that doesn't, you're like, >> I don't find it icky though cuz he saved his life.

[00:09:09]He is the best martial artist ever.

[00:09:12]>> Let me just that. I think I know my martial art. I think I can tell you whether he is or not.

[00:09:19]>> Oh, >> I'll melt.

[00:09:20]>> Yeah, to be fair. You'd be happy to get beaten up by >> and choked like that.

[00:09:26]>> Look at this. She becomes the Black Widow. Look at this. She becomes like spider. LOOK, IT'S COMING OUT OF her ass.

[00:09:32]We need a We need a whole film about her.

[00:09:35]>> You will get it eventually.

[00:09:37]>> Eventually. How long do I have to wait?

[00:09:40]>> Couple films.

[00:09:42]>> Oh, she's just spidering.

[00:09:48]>> What's in her wrist? Look at her not even broke her sweat.

[00:09:53]>> And you got to end it with an ass shot walking away. Do you know what I mean?

[00:09:57]Sometimes give us what we want with the woman, but we get ass shots with the men. Give us the sexualization that we need.

[00:10:09]>> Look, this geyser weren't even bothered.

[00:10:13]He was like, "Yeah, tie me up."

[00:10:15]>> This is a nice coffee break for me, buddy. I was busy before.

[00:10:20]>> Hey, is it going to come back to him?

[00:10:23]No.

[00:10:24]>> Oh, [ __ ] off. Like, your little pathetic kick is going to get me anywhere.

[00:10:28]>> Hannah, I promise you. Yeah. Just >> I think in real life GSB will absolutely destroy Captain America.

[00:10:36]>> GSB.

[00:10:36]>> Yeah. Yeah, that's his name. George St. Pierre, the greatest martial artist ever.

[00:10:41]>> Sounds like a supplement.

[00:10:42]>> Sasha.

[00:10:44]>> Whoa. Let's go, man. Look at this kid.

[00:10:48]>> Is this actually him doing it?

[00:10:50]>> Yeah. Yeah. He know.

[00:10:50]>> Let's have a look then.

[00:10:51]>> This is him. There's no noing stunt double. He didn't do that.

[00:10:56]>> No, that's all him. There's no STUNT DOUBLE, [ __ ] >> WOW. WOW.

[00:11:00]>> Put your shield down. Let's fight.

[00:11:02]>> IT'S NOT EVEN BREAKING his toes, kicking his shield, Ash. How's that possible?

[00:11:06]>> Yeah, man. It's them Jund do kicks.

[00:11:08]>> OH, WOW. WOW. BAT FLIP. BACK FLIP. I don't think he done the back.

[00:11:12]>> He does. Hannah, he does all of this.

[00:11:13]>> Oh, wow. That's why they cast him.

[00:11:15]>> It's way clear.

[00:11:18]>> Oh, you don't trust.

[00:11:21]>> Hang on. It just slots on like that.

[00:11:24]>> See here? I'll go. Thank you to your director for giving me this. Oh.

[00:11:32]Oh my days.

[00:11:33]>> A you you giving it a go though, ain't you? Very brave to go up against Captain Bloody America.

[00:11:41]>> I think it's the other way around.

[00:11:49]>> Oh dear, he's out.

[00:11:50]>> This is the part I don't like. I wanted him to absolutely destroy him. He got knocked out by a [ __ ] punch.

[00:11:55]>> Yeah, because if you hit that spot, Ash, it's lights out. KO'ed.

[00:11:59]>> Our mission is to rescue hostages.

[00:12:01]>> No, that's your mission.

[00:12:02]>> Ah, she has her own mission.

[00:12:06]>> Oh.

[00:12:07]>> OH, [ __ ] HE THREW A GRENADE.

[00:12:09]>> OH. OH, WOW. She knew to jump into his arm.

[00:12:12]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:12:14]>> Notice I said my wing arms.

[00:12:16]>> Yeah. Come under my wing, man.

[00:12:18]>> Soldiers trust each other. That's what makes it an army, not a bunch of guys running around shooting guns.

[00:12:22]>> Last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye.

[00:12:26]>> Oh. I think they never tell you, but you know the scratches, the lines on his eyes. I think Wolverine's done it.

[00:12:34]>> Oh, >> because in the comics, Wolverine clawed his eyes.

[00:12:38]>> Look how good his suit looks, though.

[00:12:40]>> Yeah, >> I love that suit.

[00:12:42]>> It's nice. Not too showy. Very in tune with his character.

[00:12:46]>> Yeah, it's like Zack Schneider designed thating suit.

[00:12:49]>> This is Project Insight. Continuous suborbital flight courtesy of our new repulsor engines.

[00:12:57]Wow.

[00:12:58]Hopefully that don't go wrong in you, though.

[00:13:03]>> For once, we're way ahead of the curve by holding a gun to everyone on Earth and calling it protection.

[00:13:08]>> We don't know what dangers are out there, bro.

[00:13:10]>> Yeah, but he should tell him and then he'd be like, "Oh, okay. Fair play."

[00:13:13]>> Shield takes the world as it is, not as we'd like it to be.

[00:13:17]>> He's got so many secrets in his in his brain, >> in his eye.

[00:13:23]>> Welcome back to the nation. He's He's at his own museum. Look >> is Imagine getting caught going to your own museum. That would be embarrassing.

[00:13:33]A >> imagine if you look like him in in in real life.

[00:13:37]>> He spotted him. The little boy spotted him. Look.

[00:13:40]>> You could say this boy is captivated.

[00:13:44]>> Hey, >> look at the symbolism here as well. Cap.

[00:13:47]Hannah is wearing a cap getting a recap >> of his own life.

[00:13:53]>> Of his captivating life.

[00:13:57]That is a symbology.

[00:13:59]>> Barnes is the only howling commando to give his life.

[00:14:03]>> Look, >> his best friend.

[00:14:05]>> That was a difficult winter. A blizzard had trapped.

[00:14:09]>> Yeah. Look. 1953.

[00:14:11]>> Off now.

[00:14:12]>> You should be proud of yourself, Peggy.

[00:14:15]>> Off now. NO. NO. NO. I TOLD YOU. I told you. I told you.

[00:14:20]>> Oh, she's so old now.

[00:14:24]>> They have lived a life. My only regret is that you didn't get to live yours.

[00:14:29]>> She's so old with the most perfect teeth I've ever seen. We can put it down to dentures, can't we?

[00:14:35]>> She got that veneer shield edition.

[00:14:37]>> Knowing that you help found shield is half the reason I stay.

[00:14:40]>> If you were alive, I would wipe your ass.

[00:14:43]>> Would you?

[00:14:43]>> And wash you. Yeah. I wouldn't let anyone else do, man. feed you jelly and stuff.

[00:14:47]>> I don't like jelly.

[00:14:50]>> You're alive.

[00:14:52]>> Oh, she's just remembered him again.

[00:14:55]She's got dementia. Oh, man. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.

[00:14:58]>> It's been so long.

[00:15:02]>> Oh my days, man. This is He's getting tortured just being alive again.

[00:15:07]>> Well, I couldn't leave my best girl >> now. And she owes me a dance. If anyone called me the best girl and I was a girl >> things I'll do >> to take a leaf out of his book.

[00:15:18]>> Look at that symbolism. That was a wrinkle in time.

[00:15:21]>> She was the wrinkle.

[00:15:23]>> I knew that was going to happen. I [ __ ] knew it.

[00:15:25]>> This attack took place one mile from my country's sovereign waters. It's a bit more than that.

[00:15:29]>> Look at this Google Meet.

[00:15:31]>> I know. Yeah.

[00:15:32]>> Shield edition.

[00:15:33]>> For the record, Councilman, he's Algerian. I can draw a map if it help.

[00:15:38]>> Oh, he's got a strong head of hair on him. He's going to be naughty. This man, >> you lose someone.

[00:15:43]>> My wingman. Standard PJ rescue op.

[00:15:47]>> Standard what? Sorry.

[00:15:49]>> PJ? I don't know what that means. Not it's not pajamas.

[00:15:51]>> No, I thought of BJ. I was thinking that don't that's not something we normally say out loud like that.

[00:15:57]>> You thinking about getting up?

[00:15:58]>> To be honest, I don't know what I would do with myself if I did.

[00:16:02]>> Ultimate fighting >> UFC.

[00:16:06]>> You could do whatever you want to do. He literally could do anything.

[00:16:10]>> What makes you happy?

[00:16:10]>> Olympics. He would win it. But he won't be fair. He would literally fail every doping test.

[00:16:15]>> He'd have to They'd have to be injected with the stuff as well.

[00:16:18]>> Yeah.

[00:16:20]>> This is how >> Look at his car.

[00:16:21]>> Look at this. Elon, take notes, mate.

[00:16:27]>> Oh, see.

[00:16:32]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Wow. THE SUNGLASSES AS WELL.

[00:16:38]OH [ __ ] >> HANG ON. Wo there. You're the police.

[00:16:44]>> Hey, what's going on? CCTV >> broke his arm.

[00:16:50]>> That's nuts. Wait, what? Ashon, what's happening?

[00:16:55]>> Oh my days. You're just shooting him.

[00:16:58]>> Why? Why?

[00:17:00]>> Look at his bulletproof car, man. That this man, this is why you prepare, Hannah.

[00:17:07]He's at risk always.

[00:17:09]>> Imagine police have machine gun shooting at you.

[00:17:11]>> Uh, you can put that away now. Also, imagine driving past.

[00:17:19]>> Warning. Window integrity compromised.

[00:17:22]>> This is insanity.

[00:17:27]>> Oh, they're trying to break the window.

[00:17:29]They're attacking Mace's window.

[00:17:31]>> This is actually mad. Offensive measures advised.

[00:17:35]>> All right.

[00:17:39]>> Does it ever run out of battery?

[00:17:45]>> OH MY DAYS.

[00:17:47]>> BOY, he's sick. You know he's >> Oh my days. And you shall CALL ME THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENTURES UPON THEE.

[00:17:55]EZEKIEL 25 CHAPTER 17. PULP fiction [ __ ] HE SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT.

[00:18:00]>> He is. Look, it's driving on its OWN AS WELL. LOOK AT THIS.

[00:18:05]>> WOW.

[00:18:06]>> I KNOW. HE THIS IS WHY YOU PREPARED WHAT? FIVE, six police cars.

[00:18:12]>> And he just [ __ ] went. He just done it. He done the deal.

[00:18:17]>> This is why you prepared.

[00:18:18]>> He's broken his fured arm. Factured his arm.

[00:18:21]>> I know. This is what I call too fast to fury, man.

[00:18:25]>> What's not then? Air conditioning is fully operational.

[00:18:30]The wheels are operational.

[00:18:33]It's driving.

[00:18:33]>> Also, how dumb are these [ __ ] police officers? Yeah. Why are you shooting the windows when you know it's bulletproof and it's him? Shoot the tear. Shoot the tires.

[00:18:41]>> Oh, you whistled.

[00:18:45]>> Look at this. I >> hate sound of metal. That's it. Look, that's what we needed. A bit of a pileup situation without anyone dying.

[00:18:54]Oh, >> brother. Is anyone going to stop these police officers? shooting me.

[00:19:00]>> This is actually wild though. LIKE >> WHAT'S GOING ON?

[00:19:03]>> YEAH, I work for SHIELD.

[00:19:08]>> Oh my days. And there's like civilians here that could get killed by this crossfire, you know. OH MY DAYS.

[00:19:14]>> OH MY GOODNESS ME. Maybe they're pirates. I think that's what it is.

[00:19:20]>> They're pirates that have stolen the police cars and pretending to be police >> cuz this ain't right otherwise.

[00:19:27]>> Yeah. Police officer want to do that.

[00:19:29]Read my rights.

[00:19:30]>> And also, what police officer do you know that would jump on top of a bonnet and start shooting?

[00:19:34]>> None of them.

[00:19:35]>> Like these as well.

[00:19:36]>> Look at this. LOOK, THAT PERSON JUST DIED. THAT CIVILIAN JUST DIED. THAT truck driver just died.

[00:19:44]>> They're pirates, mate.

[00:19:45]>> Shoot him. Shoot him. Oh my god. He's going to make you look like a royale with cheese, man.

[00:19:52]>> Oh. Oh, >> he's too good. This police officer, HE'S TOO GOOD.

[00:20:02]OH, THAT POOR FELLA'S GOT TO LIVE WITH that guilt forever. You know, >> when I was watching his first time, I was like, "This is the Marvel movie I want."

[00:20:08]>> He's mad, though. I didn't expect him to have such a big >> Who are you? Who is he? Who's that?

[00:20:16]>> He's just trying to sell his CDs, man.

[00:20:22]>> I'm sorry. Who?

[00:20:24]>> These are the shots I like here. One man explosion behind him. Flipping cars.

[00:20:29]That is my [ __ ] >> Oh, you got to crawl out immediately.

[00:20:32]Get up.

[00:20:33]>> Look at that.

[00:20:34]>> Is it John [ __ ] Wick?

[00:20:35]>> It's the only one I could catch. Nick Fury.

[00:20:37]>> A pirate. It's a pirate. Does he know who it is? Oh, I'm going to die.

[00:20:44]It's an electrical current.

[00:20:50]>> Do you see the way he just ripped that car door open?

[00:20:52]>> He ain't normal. Who are you?

[00:20:54]>> Look at this man. man looks like Subzero.

[00:20:58]>> He took himself a hole.

[00:20:59]>> Yeah, he Shaw Shank redemptioned himself out of that place. How this is why he's telling this is why he's telling Captain America it's always better to prepare to be underprepared.

[00:21:09]>> No, he didn't say that.

[00:21:11]>> Wait, that's what he was implying.

[00:21:12]>> No, he's always better to >> be prepared than be underprepared.

[00:21:15]>> Yes, he said that.

[00:21:17]>> Hey, I got to go though.

[00:21:20]>> You always got to go when he shows up.

[00:21:22]>> Yeah. Hey, if you want if you want, you're welcome to use my machine.

[00:21:26]>> Oh, yeah. What's it cost?

[00:21:29]>> Cup of coffee.

[00:21:30]>> Hey, smooth. You know, >> that internet's been working well.

[00:21:34]>> Will you fold them for me, honey?

[00:21:36]>> Well, I'll keep my distance.

[00:21:38]>> Hopefully not too far.

[00:21:39]>> I could be your dirty laundry.

[00:21:40]>> HOPEFULLY, NOT TOO FAR. She's That was smooth of her.

[00:21:47]>> Oh, we need your help. We need your help. You'll never guess who's on the run. Look that I want to know who that fell was.

[00:22:00]>> So that man with the mask, he's got like super ears.

[00:22:05]>> Shield compromised.

[00:22:07]>> Oh my god. You don't want that.

[00:22:08]>> Who else knows about your wife?

[00:22:10]>> Just my friends.

[00:22:15]>> Now he's gone. HE'S A DEAD HE'S A DEAD MAN. He's a dead man.

[00:22:19]>> Oh [ __ ] >> No way. We've lost him. There's no way we've lost him.

[00:22:23]>> Man just got snipered. Do you know >> he's alive still? He's alive still. Do some CPR. Wrap him up in a bandage and pressure. Pressure on the wound.

[00:22:32]>> Don't trust anyone.

[00:22:35]>> Don't trust.

[00:22:36]>> Release the files, Captain. Release the files.

[00:22:39]>> Captain, I'm agent 13 of Shield Special Service.

[00:22:43]>> Um, no you are not.

[00:22:47]>> I'm assigned to protect you.

[00:22:48]>> On whose order?

[00:22:49]>> No, YOU ARE >> PROTECT ME. PROTECT YOUR BOSS.

[00:22:52]>> LET ME JUST RECAP, SHALL I? Your man down here just said, "Don't trust anyone." I don't trust you.

[00:22:58]>> Tell him I'm in pursuit.

[00:23:00]>> I DON'T TRUST HER.

[00:23:02]>> JUMPING LIKE SPIDER-MAN FROM ROOM TO ROOM. Look at this.

[00:23:05]>> Got really good lead.

[00:23:06]>> THIS IS WHY I LOVE CAPTAIN AMERICA. THIS IS WHY IT MADE ME LOVE IT. LOOK AT THIS.

[00:23:09]>> He runs through walls.

[00:23:10]>> LOOK AT THIS. PRINCESS PERSING THROUGH DOORS TO BE FAIR. WE'RE GOING AT SPEED. WE WE do need to go through the walls. We can't just open it. We don't have time. Get this on with man.

[00:23:23]>> Who is THIS THOUGH?

[00:23:26]>> OH MY DAYS. He's a metal.

[00:23:31]>> Oh, HIS SHIELD HURT HIMSELF.

[00:23:33]>> THAT'S ONE WAY TO SHIELD YOUR IDENTITY, MAN.

[00:23:36]>> Who is that man?

[00:23:37]>> Also, if he threw that shield that he actually saved Captain America here from extra steps. If that shield went flying, he had to go find it.

[00:23:46]>> I don't trust the girl. They He literally said, "Don't trust anyone."

[00:23:50]And then she pops up with a gun.

[00:23:52]>> Yeah.

[00:23:52]>> I'm part of shields and I'm here to protect you. No, you're not, love. I don't believe you.

[00:23:58]>> He's not going to die. Our man ain't going to die. Look how shiny his chest is.

[00:24:02]>> They just lost their boss.

[00:24:04]>> No, they haven't. Have they? There's no [ __ ] way they're getting rid of Nick.

[00:24:09]>> They justing killed him.

[00:24:13]Very big feet, aren't they? What the Why are they so big?

[00:24:21]>> I know. This is an emotional scene, man.

[00:24:23]>> I know, BUT THAT'S CRAZY. JESUS CHRIST.

[00:24:26]I HAVE MY CLOWN shoes on.

[00:24:27]>> They're crying. This isn't PEOPLE CRY HERE.

[00:24:30]>> OH MY GOD. SORRY.

[00:24:32]>> That's wild.

[00:24:34]>> You know what they say though, >> big >> captain. Why was Nick in your apartment last night?

[00:24:42]N >> I don't know. Are you saying Fury hired the pirates? The hijacking was a cover for the acquisition and sale of classified intelligence.

[00:24:52]>> You're a [ __ ] liar, mate.

[00:24:53]>> Yeah, >> you're a [ __ ] liar. Youing hired the pirates. YOU ARE A PIRATE. THAT AIN'T EVEN YOUR HAIR. I know it.

[00:25:01]>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That woman's a pirate as well, Kate. neighbor.

[00:25:08]>> We knew that despite all the diplomacy and the handshaking and the rhetos and holds the belt as well.

[00:25:26]>> I don't.

[00:25:26]>> It's like just whip me with it.

[00:25:28]>> Daddy, chill.

[00:25:29]>> Do you know what I mean?

[00:25:30]>> Just take it off from me.

[00:25:32]>> You know, >> so I'm going to ask again. Why was he there? He told me not to trust anyone.

[00:25:38]Oh god.

[00:25:39]>> I wonder that included him.

[00:25:42]>> Oh, you would say that, wouldn't you?

[00:25:43]Pierce the prick.

[00:25:45]>> Somebody murdered my friend. I'm going to find out why >> it was you, mate. You murdered your friend. It's so obvious.

[00:25:54]>> Understood.

[00:25:57]>> He comes to you, right? Nick comes to you to say, "I need a favor. This is it." D. He gets on the road and wham bam, thank you ma'am. We got 25 police pirates at our door with a man with a metal arm.

[00:26:11]>> Yeah.

[00:26:12]>> And then he dies.

[00:26:14]>> Mhm.

[00:26:17]>> Unless that's too obvious.

[00:26:20]>> Don't trust you either.

[00:26:21]>> Yeah.

[00:26:22]>> Don't trust anyone.

[00:26:23]>> Rumlo.

[00:26:25]>> Rumlo. What a nice name though. Oh my god. I want to be a Rumllo.

[00:26:29]>> He sounds dirty as well.

[00:26:31]>> Yeah.

[00:26:32]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:26:32]>> Yeah. Hey, get me a rum to get low.

[00:26:38]>> Get out the lift. GET OUT THE LIFT. GET OUT THE LIFT. GET OUT THE LIFT. THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE BOXES.

[00:26:44]>> Oh my god.

[00:26:45]>> Get out of theing lift now. Who? What are you talking about? I'm telling you, he's not even talking. He's miming.

[00:26:50]Look, he's miming. That's what sweat.

[00:26:52]>> ALSO, WE'RE IN MAXIMUM CAPACITY HERE, MAN. What's going on?

[00:26:56]>> No, you can right off. There is no way I'm staying in this lift with this geyser. He's got a scar, Ash. An unexplainable scar. They're all sweating.

[00:27:07]>> Before we get started, >> does anyone want to get out?

[00:27:12]>> Wow.

[00:27:14]>> This is why I LOVE THIS. LET'S GO, MAN.

[00:27:17]>> Oh my god. WE'RE GOING TO SMASH THE GLASS.

[00:27:18]>> LET'S GO. LET'S GO, MAN.

[00:27:20]>> OH MY GOD. THIS IS >> Oh my days.

[00:27:23]>> This is insane.

[00:27:24]>> Hannah, in an elevator, not giving you no elbow room, MAN. ARE YOU MAD?

[00:27:29]>> ARE YOU MAD? FIGHTING GOING TO CLOSE IT.

[00:27:32]YOU FIND SPACE AND YOU MAD.

[00:27:34]>> YOU HAVE A MEETING with that geyser and it literally steals your fate.

[00:27:37]>> God, >> they're trying to handcuff him. Look at this. They're all turning against him.

[00:27:42]>> Rumbllo as well as trying TO ELECTROCUTE ME. YOU BUNCH OF [ __ ] MAN.

[00:27:47]>> I KNOW I SAID I didn't trust Rumbllo, BUT I KIND OF DID IN A WAY. AND NOW YOU TURNED.

[00:27:52]>> IMAGINE PRESSING G AND YOU MEET GOD.

[00:27:54]IMAGINE PRESSING G AND GETTING FRAUD.

[00:27:57]>> Imagine being destroyed by a giza that's attached to a wall. That's embarrassing.

[00:28:02]It's a pile up of people. You can [ __ ] off, Rumbllo.

[00:28:07]>> Right. Well, explain. I I would just I' I'd just look at this.

[00:28:11]>> Do something painful to him and get some ANSWERS OUT OF HIM.

[00:28:14]>> WHO SENT you on your mission? Who sent you on your mission? Cuz I've just had an interview with that geyser and what?

[00:28:21]NOW I'M PUT >> maximum capacity just turned maximum casualties. Hannah, do you see the way YOU LIFTED THAT SHIELD?

[00:28:28]>> COUGH. YOU'VE got to be joking me.

[00:28:32]>> Final destination. Eat your heart out, man.

[00:28:36]>> Look at this.

[00:28:38]>> Is this the whole of that company Shield?

[00:28:41]>> Oh my god.

[00:28:46]>> It was all a setup, Ash.

[00:28:49]But why? Like, >> oh my god, bro. He was in the [ __ ] World War II, [ __ ] YOU THINK THAT [ __ ] ASS HELICOPTER'S GOING TO DO ANYTHING? LOOK AT THIS. OH, >> I'm not winning, but I'm taking your wing down, [ __ ] >> Who thought a shield could do so much damage?

[00:29:04]>> Just go on the blind spot.

[00:29:09]>> Like a shield.

[00:29:11]>> Pinball machine, [ __ ] >> He's so in sync with that shield. Ash >> and you think he needs protecting?

[00:29:18]>> Yeah, like that cake girls protecting.

[00:29:21]Come on.

[00:29:22]>> Where is it?

[00:29:23]>> Safe.

[00:29:23]>> Do better.

[00:29:24]>> Kiss. Just [ __ ] kiss. Do it. I know you don't even really want to >> focus.

[00:29:30]>> I know who killed Fury.

[00:29:32]>> Who?

[00:29:33]>> Most of the intelligence community doesn't believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier.

[00:29:38]>> The Winter Soldier.

[00:29:40]>> I thought he was going to be the Winter Soldier.

[00:29:42]>> 5 years ago, I was escorting a nuclear engineer out of Iran.

[00:29:46]>> It's always Iran, isn't it, Ash? I >> swear to you.

[00:29:49]>> But the Winter Soldier was there >> with his metal arm.

[00:29:52]>> I was covering my engineer, so he shot him straight through me. Oh, even her scar is sexy.

[00:30:00]>> Bye-bye bikinis.

[00:30:01]>> Bye-bye bikinis.

[00:30:02]>> Yeah, I bet you look terrible in her now.

[00:30:06]>> You said that because you want to turn him on. I know what you're trying to do.

[00:30:08]I know your game. That scar doesn't even make the cut.

[00:30:12]>> Do you know what I mean? Men don't care about a little shitty scar. Hannah, if you were missing your nose and you have a hole, >> Hannah, I would put my finger in that hole.

[00:30:20]>> She's not wearing a bikini for a man, Ash. for your ugly eyes. Is she?

[00:30:26]>> How much time will we have?

[00:30:27]>> Uh, about >> Can I help you guys with anything?

[00:30:29]>> No. [ __ ] off. Thank you.

[00:30:30]>> Are you Do you belong in Asgard?

[00:30:32]>> I have the exact same glasses.

[00:30:35]>> Wow, you two are practically twins.

[00:30:37]>> I wish.

[00:30:39]>> Bro, get your ass out of here, man.

[00:30:41]>> No. Promote him immediately.

[00:30:44]>> He's flirting with me.

[00:30:45]>> Brilliant customer service. Is that >> T-Mo?

[00:30:49]>> Do it.

[00:30:54]They might have to just have a quick fake snog for me.

[00:30:58]>> Give me a floor run downgative.

[00:31:01]>> Oh, we're going to ruin this whole [ __ ] mall.

[00:31:04]>> Imagine still pursuing someone when you have a [ __ ] bruise >> on your head.

[00:31:11]>> Oh my [ __ ] You winding me up quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly, quickly. Oh my god, that is >> Oh my days.

[00:31:18]>> That is lovely.

[00:31:21]Lovely, lovely, lovely. We could have had a bit of tongue, a bit of head movement, but it's okay.

[00:31:26]>> He's so uncomfortable.

[00:31:27]>> It's not exactly the word I would use.

[00:31:30]>> Horny now.

[00:31:32]>> I like to be under arour. Undercover, you know, and wear under arours and go under the covers.

[00:31:37]>> I like being undercover.

[00:31:39]>> Did you see that symbolism?

[00:31:40]>> She can just demand a kiss me.

[00:31:43]>> Yeah.

[00:31:43]>> Where did Captain America learn how to steal a car?

[00:31:45]>> Nazi Germany. And we're borrowing. Take your feet off the dash.

[00:31:51]She loved that.

[00:31:53]>> She likes that he's a bit rude to her, I think.

[00:31:55]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:31:55]>> But in like a really mature, manly way.

[00:31:59]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:32:00]>> Army regulations forbid storing munitions within 500 yards of the barracks. This building's in the wrong place.

[00:32:06]>> He's not just [ __ ] bronzy. He's got the brain tanner.

[00:32:09]>> He's got 95 years of brains.

[00:32:12]This is where he had that cheeky snug, isn't it?

[00:32:16]>> Oh, with the blonde chick. be >> Marjorie or whatever her name is.

[00:32:20]>> I am not a recording. Science could not save my body. My mind, however, that was worth saving.

[00:32:29]>> Brother's put his brain in a computer.

[00:32:32]>> The new hydra grew a beautiful parasite inside shield.

[00:32:39]>> Wow.

[00:32:41]Wow. They literally spell it out infested shield in movies, don't they?

[00:32:45]What's on this drive?

[00:32:46]>> Project Insight requires insight, so I wrote an algorithm.

[00:32:53]>> Well, Jesus Christ, look how smart they are.

[00:32:56]>> Unfortunately, you shall be too dead to hear it.

[00:33:00]>> Cough. That's it.

[00:33:01]>> Oh my god. LOOK, THIS WAS A >> HANNAH IN DEATH PUT A TRAP.

[00:33:05]>> YEAH, IT WAS A TRAP.

[00:33:07]>> See if we got a bogey.

[00:33:08]>> No [ __ ] The whole thing was a bogey. A big sticky bogey.

[00:33:12]>> Admit it. It's better this way.

[00:33:15]>> Wow. We just given all our information >> completely. They Their whole thing was them to get here so they could mouse trap them.

[00:33:24]>> Oh my days.

[00:33:28]Very fortunate that he had such big drains.

[00:33:33]>> He can't hold it.

[00:33:34]>> Look at this shield, man.

[00:33:36]>> Oh my days. Every time you say shield, you whistle. Have you noticed?

[00:33:40]>> Hydra's infected shield. It's not even shielding him. It's just called yield, >> mate. That is in >> Why? He's not even in here.

[00:33:52]>> Oh, his mask's off.

[00:33:54]>> So, he does have a nose and that.

[00:33:55]>> You need anything before I leave?

[00:33:57]>> Oh, wash.

[00:33:58]>> No. Uh, it's fine. Ranata, you can go home.

[00:34:02]>> Okay. Night night.

[00:34:03]>> Thank god Rata's all right. She don't get paid enough for this [ __ ] >> Want some milk?

[00:34:09]>> Everyone wants milk. I'm sorry. This [ __ ] >> villains want milk.

[00:34:14]>> There's something weird about it. It is a symbolism of something in the hierarchy world, Ash, that we don't know about. I'm telling you, >> making up my own conspiracy theories here, but I find it very unusual.

[00:34:28]>> Yeah, >> I want confirmed death in 10 hours.

[00:34:31]>> Maybe they're just big on counseling.

[00:34:32]>> So, Mr. Paris, I >> I forgot my >> Oh, no. She's going to die now because that she saw you. Oh no. I wanted you.

[00:34:42]Okay.

[00:34:44]>> I wish you would have knocked.

[00:34:45]>> Bang.

[00:34:48]>> Oh my. Imagine killing your cleaner. You know >> prick. We don't know if she was a cleaner. But what a knob.

[00:34:54]>> Renard was a cleaner.

[00:34:55]>> How do you know that?

[00:34:56]>> Because that's what she was doing.

[00:34:58]Cleaning. What she's going to be doing at night in his house.

[00:35:02]>> Cooking anything. Like she could have been the plumber for all we know.

[00:35:07]Hey man, I'm sorry about this.

[00:35:09]>> It's not going well.

[00:35:10]>> We need a place to lay low.

[00:35:11]>> Everyone we know is trying to kill us.

[00:35:13]>> Well, I don't really want you here actually if that's the case.

[00:35:18]>> He's a bit hunky hunky dunky as well, isn't he?

[00:35:21]>> That's crazy. H man.

[00:35:22]>> No, but I'm No, they're all very >> You never said anything about Dunkey.

[00:35:27]>> Oh, >> Hannah, relax, man.

[00:35:29]>> I didn't I weren't even thinking about or anything. Just like >> look at this. Yeah, just a bit dirty.

[00:35:36]>> This is a plumber you need.

[00:35:37]>> Yeah.

[00:35:39]>> What's going on?

[00:35:40]>> Show me your scar again.

[00:35:42]>> When I first joined Shield, I thought I was going straight.

[00:35:45]>> It's the huskiness for me.

[00:35:47]>> I've got a husky voice, though.

[00:35:51]>> I can go deeper if you want me to.

[00:35:53]>> THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

[00:35:55]>> I made breakfast. You guys, >> what did you make?

[00:35:58]>> Eat that sort of thing.

[00:35:59]>> Yeah. Go on. What did you make? What do you reckon? What breakfast do you reckon he's made?

[00:36:04]What's this? I can't ask you to do this.

[00:36:06]You got out for a good reason.

[00:36:07]>> Dude, Captain America needs my help.

[00:36:09]There's no better reason to get back in.

[00:36:11]>> He's been dreaming about this. He's been dreaming about this moment.

[00:36:14]>> Yeah, >> Captain America needs my help.

[00:36:17]>> Yeah. Let me be on your left now, man.

[00:36:19]>> In particular, Mr. Sen.

[00:36:20]>> This Giza.

[00:36:21]>> This is the Giza in Iron Man. You know that hated him. Hydra.

[00:36:28]>> Hail Hydra. That's your thing. That's how you know they're part of >> Hydra.

[00:36:35]>> Like the breath of him, mate. Just say hydra.

[00:36:39]>> Agent, sit. Well, how was lunch? I hear the crab cakes here are delicious. Good looking guy in the sunglasses. You're at 10:00.

[00:36:45]>> 10:00 would be that way.

[00:36:51]>> Oh my such a [ __ ] bag.

[00:36:54]>> Never heard of it.

[00:36:54]>> What were you doing on the Lumian star?

[00:36:56]>> I was throwing up. I get seasick.

[00:36:57]>> CAP. TRUST ME. JUST GIVE IT TO GIVE IT TO BLACK WIDOW. Give him to Black Widow.

[00:37:03]She's the interrogation policeman.

[00:37:05]>> Throw me off the roof.

[00:37:07]>> Cuz it's really not your style. Rogers.

[00:37:10]>> What do you know about my [ __ ] style?

[00:37:12]>> Style.

[00:37:13]>> But it's hers.

[00:37:14]>> It's hers.

[00:37:15]>> THANK YOU.

[00:37:16]>> BOOM. THIS IS Black Widow, [ __ ] >> We didn't even GET ANY INFORMATION OUT OF HIM.

[00:37:24]>> ASH, we could have got some information.

[00:37:28]Oh, >> look at this wingman.

[00:37:32]>> Look at this wingman.

[00:37:34]>> This is sick. What's his name? What's >> I don't know if I should tell you, but >> Okay, don't I'm guessing it's going to be a bird. Like a strong bird.

[00:37:43]>> Good. Yeah, very good.

[00:37:45]>> Eagle eye. Eagle eye. Hawk Hawk's heart.

[00:37:51]>> Zola's algorithm evaluates people's past to predict their future.

[00:37:55]>> Oh my. So, it's basically predicting the whole of the world's future.

[00:38:02]>> Then the inside helicarrier scratch people off the list a few million at a time.

[00:38:07]>> Oh my days. We're going to commit genocide, man.

[00:38:10]>> And you're right with that, are you?

[00:38:11]Youing [ __ ] >> You assume to bypass the DNA scans and access to helicarriers directly.

[00:38:16]>> What are you crazy? That is a terrible, terrible idiot.

[00:38:21]>> Oh [ __ ] WHAT THE >> OH MY GOD. I GOT THAT MAN. OH, SHE'S ON HIS LEG. SHE'S ON HIS LEG.

[00:38:30]>> OH MY GOD. OH, here we go. HERE WE GO.

[00:38:32]>> OH, I HATE WHAT HE JUST DONE WITH HIS HAND.

[00:38:34]>> HANNAH, the winter soldier, man.

[00:38:36]>> Right, let me have a look at him.

[00:38:39]>> Good hair.

[00:38:41]Spicy.

[00:38:42]>> This is John Weak modified, man. John Wick.

[00:38:45]>> OH MY GOD. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WHIPLASH YOU WOULD GET IN THE BACK OF YOUR NECK?

[00:38:50]>> He's too good. He's He's a very very talented like >> stunt man.

[00:38:56]>> Yeah.

[00:38:57]>> Get your gun. Get the gun. Get the gun.

[00:39:00]>> Oh my god. Excuse me. Excuse me.

[00:39:05]>> How you going to just rip the wheel?

[00:39:07]>> WHERE AM I GOING NOW? YOU BETTER PUT YOUR FOOT ON THE BRAKE, HUN.

[00:39:10]>> Oh my god. Riding on a car. Hannah.

[00:39:14]>> Ash. He's out of control.

[00:39:15]>> Look at this. Look at this scene. THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THIS IS WHAT MARVEL IS.

[00:39:21]>> Where is he?

[00:39:22]>> Right. Where is he?

[00:39:23]>> Bob slaying.

[00:39:26]>> Oh my god. His arms are going to be mashed up.

[00:39:28]>> That see is so sick.

[00:39:30]>> WHERE ARE YOUR WINGS NOW?

[00:39:32]>> OH, here we go. Look at this.

[00:39:37]>> Oh my days. That's not good. That's very bad. And lots of people are dying now, >> bro. This is a definition of marble Hannah. Yeah. Unbelievable action.

[00:39:50]Do you know what it is, Ash? It's the slow walking.

[00:39:53]>> Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't give a >> Don't give a [ __ ] He don't fear for his life.

[00:39:57]>> No, he's No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. He's still >> That would be my pol.

[00:40:05]>> Oh my god.

[00:40:10]Lucky that we have these gadgets just handed.

[00:40:12]>> This is how Nick Fury's trained us, Hannah. Always be prepared. What's the star on his shoulder?

[00:40:18]>> Soviet for Russia.

[00:40:19]>> Ah, >> the winter soldier.

[00:40:24]>> Oh my god.

[00:40:27]>> Yeah, but it that that don't mean nothing cuz he's not >> She shot him in the eye.

[00:40:32]>> Yeah, but it's showing Black Widow's accuracy here.

[00:40:35]>> Oh yeah.

[00:40:39]>> Oh my god. Mantel got an Arnold gun. You know, >> we just have bullets to spare, don't we, lads? O, if you slot can't even get in with all your super powerful weapon guns, I find IT EMBARRASSING FOR YOU.

[00:40:52]>> Oh [ __ ] This is This is what I want, Hannah, from every movie.

[00:40:58]How you going to give a random side dish an Arnold gun?

[00:41:02]>> Oh my god. Oh, is he getting the gun?

[00:41:03]He's going to get the gun.

[00:41:04]>> Shoot [ __ ] head.

[00:41:06]>> Not his eyelash.

[00:41:07]>> Yeah, exactly.

[00:41:09]>> Oh my god. This is honestly a slow walk and just exploding. This is a TRUE 80S.

[00:41:14]>> SOMEONE BROKE this man's heart.

[00:41:16]>> Look at his [ __ ] ass coming back and >> I'm telling you, someone's broke his heart cuz he's taken a a walk down a dark path.

[00:41:25]>> Look at the arm. It's a cool costume though. I've got to give it to >> cool costume.

[00:41:32]>> Oh, look at a Poké Ball. That's going to explode.

[00:41:36]>> You ain't catching that Pokemon, man.

[00:41:38]You ain't catching that Pokemon. Look at this.

[00:41:44]Wow, she is so clever.

[00:41:48]>> Come on. Look at >> Come at me. I'm going to dental flush you.

[00:41:52]>> She has no powers, you know.

[00:41:55]>> No, I know. She's just sick.

[00:41:56]>> She has no [ __ ] cool armor or anything.

[00:41:58]>> But she has >> She's talented.

[00:42:02]>> Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, HEY, HEY.

[00:42:04]>> SMART. I LOVE BLACK WIDOW.

[00:42:06]>> That was verying cool >> because you've embarrassed him now.

[00:42:09]>> Yeah. Yeah. And I love that. Yeah.

[00:42:11]>> Twice.

[00:42:12]>> And I love that she's running and telling people to get out of the way.

[00:42:16]She's been shot. She's been shot. She's panicking. I'm panicking. She's panicking.

[00:42:20]>> Bye-bye bikinis now, man.

[00:42:24]>> There he is. There he is. There he is.

[00:42:27]>> I beg you right now. Yeah. Look at this FIGHT SCENE. I WAS HANNAH. I don't even get wet, but I was wet in this scene.

[00:42:33]>> Daddy, chill.

[00:42:36]>> Oh my god.

[00:42:37]>> Maybe your [ __ ] like lubricated.

[00:42:38]>> Yes. Yes. This is what I mean. This is what I WANT FROM EVERY MOVIE. HANNAH, >> I just get so like >> even romcoms.

[00:42:47]Look at this.

[00:42:48]>> Oh [ __ ] >> He's got his shield and a steel arm.

[00:42:55]>> O, you can't have your own shield damage you.

[00:42:59]>> This is all him, you know. This is all him with the knife. All him. Look at this. YOU SEE THAT LITTLE YES. GIVE IT TO ME.

[00:43:10]OH, >> YEAH. This is awful TO BUY.

[00:43:13]>> WHO'S HE?

[00:43:14]>> [ __ ] it, man.

[00:43:15]>> Special arts martial artist.

[00:43:17]>> Come on, man. He's g the cold shoulder, Hannah. That's the symbolism. Giving out the cold shoulder.

[00:43:23]>> See, winter should soldier. It's all great. He looks great and everything, but realistically, if you were in the snow, that would freeze up.

[00:43:30]>> Exactly. That's why the winter should be good. It wouldn't be very helpful.

[00:43:35]>> BOOM. SUPLEX.

[00:43:37]>> GET shield out. Thank you.

[00:43:40]>> Come on. Oh my god. Do you see the way he's just >> not really? No. My eyes are tripping.

[00:43:46]>> Oh, I like that. I like that.

[00:43:49]>> Hey, now I get to see your face. You mug.

[00:44:01]Oh my god. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

[00:44:03]No. No.

[00:44:04]>> Bucky. R. Bucky.

[00:44:06]>> No. You're joking.

[00:44:09]>> What? No. What? Took me a while. Won't lie to you. Took me a while.

[00:44:18]>> DON'T CONFUSE ME. I'M UPSET. Don't confuse me. Ash. What the [ __ ] Tell me now. Tell me now what's happened.

[00:44:23]>> Bucky is alive.

[00:44:24]>> I DON'T KNOW WHO BUCKYY'S BUCKY DON'T KNOW WHO. Bucky don't know he's Bucky.

[00:44:28]Bucky don't know. HE GOT THROWN.

[00:44:30]>> THEY'VE REPLACED HIS BRAIN.

[00:44:33]>> They've replaced Buckyy's brain.

[00:44:34]>> I know. Look at the symbolism. Yeah.

[00:44:36]Buckyy's not noble. He's Subzero.

[00:44:39]Hannah, Bucky just gave him the cold shoulder.

[00:44:41]>> Can I just say something? Can I just [ __ ] say something?

[00:44:45]>> What?

[00:44:46]>> When Bucky died, what did I say?

[00:44:48]>> You said he's not dead.

[00:44:48]>> He's noting dead.

[00:44:50]>> His best mate just got >> dead. Do you reckon? Yeah, but how how how dead do we think he actually is? Cuz I didn't think you >> dead. Yeah.

[00:44:56]>> No, but it's snowing. We might land in a bit of snow.

[00:44:59]>> Where you going to land?

[00:45:00]>> Snow.

[00:45:03]Can we JUST TAKE THAT IN JUST FOR a minute? I forgot about that. I forgot that. I thought No, he's is dead.

[00:45:09]They've not brought him back in the film. It's fine.

[00:45:11]>> The only reason he got caught yet is because he's just in shock that his best friend is alive.

[00:45:16]>> So, what have they done with Bucky then?

[00:45:18]They've taken his brain out and they've put in Hydra's brain or something.

[00:45:22]>> Shy or Island it.

[00:45:23]>> We don't put pressure on that wound.

[00:45:24]She's going to bleed out here in the truck.

[00:45:26]>> You knob end you up.

[00:45:29]>> What the Sorry. Uh Whoa. Oh, hey. That thing was not.

[00:45:37]>> Hi.

[00:45:38]>> Nick Fury knows how to recruit, you know.

[00:45:40]>> Hi.

[00:45:42]>> He's got an eye for talent, the man.

[00:45:44]>> He's got an eye for something. I'll tell you that.

[00:45:46]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's >> I knew he would >> about damn time.

[00:45:52]>> That one don't even shot me. You know that one don't even shot me because I knew he wouldn't die. They're not going to get rid of him. Especially like that.

[00:45:58]>> Your heart stopped.

[00:45:59]>> Catch the toxin B. Banner developed it for stress. Didn't work so great for him, but we found it useful. Wild secrecy.

[00:46:07]>> Hulk's [ __ ] injection. His medicine helped him to reduce his heart rate to pretend he's dead.

[00:46:13]>> Yeah.

[00:46:14]>> All comes together.

[00:46:15]>> I wasn't sure who to trust.

[00:46:18]>> Hey, >> everyone in this room you can trust, especially the director cuz he makes banging movies. Look at him.

[00:46:26]That is madness, you know, >> because he's got that. He had the really good heart, didn't he?

[00:46:34]>> Yeah, >> he had a really good heart.

[00:46:39]>> The procedure has already started.

[00:46:43]>> He lost his arm from the fall.

[00:46:45]>> So, we could have Bucky turning now.

[00:46:48]>> You fist of hydras. Put him on ice. How bad he is.

[00:46:56]OH MY GOD. HE started remembering things.

[00:46:58]>> Yeah. What you going to do, mate?

[00:47:01]>> He's He's unstable.

[00:47:02]>> Winter Soldier's arm is detached like his brain. Hannah, >> look at who it is. Honestly, I can call out a villain straight away. No one's giving an innocent man that hairline.

[00:47:13]>> Yeah, that's his real hair as well. You know, that's Robert Redford. Hannah, you got to put some >> had some work done surely.

[00:47:20]>> Mission report now.

[00:47:22]>> Shut up. Buckyy's Bucky says no.

[00:47:26]>> Who are youing touching? I've got to steal arm, you [ __ ] >> Your work has been a gift to mankind.

[00:47:34]>> So why'd you slap me? This is abuse.

[00:47:38]>> If you don't do your part, I can't do mine.

[00:47:40]>> What is your part exactly other than walking around like a pratt?

[00:47:43]>> Then wipe him and start over.

[00:47:45]>> They're just abusing his brain him.

[00:47:48]That's what they're doing.

[00:47:49]>> Wiping his brain.

[00:47:50]>> That's Sher Island style.

[00:47:57]Oh, Bucky. He opened his mouth to get wiped. That blows my mind a bit. Ash, >> because he's brainwashed, literally.

[00:48:06]>> Maybe we can salvage what's >> We're not salvaging anything. We're not just taking down the carriers, Nick.

[00:48:10]We're taking down Shield. Shield. Hydra.

[00:48:13]It all goes.

[00:48:14]>> The only shield you need is my shield, man.

[00:48:18]>> Don't look at me. I do what he does.

[00:48:20]Just slower.

[00:48:23]Looks like you're giving the orders now, captain.

[00:48:26]>> Wow.

[00:48:26]>> Yeah, I'm the captain now, man. Look at me.

[00:48:29]>> Listen, you need a bit of bed rest as well. Allow yourself some time off.

[00:48:34]>> Yeah, bro. Your lung just collapsed.

[00:48:36]Breathe.

[00:48:37]>> Stop.

[00:48:38]>> You He can't. That's the point. His lung collapsed, so he just needs a bit of a break.

[00:48:42]>> Hey, who's that?

[00:48:43]>> Oh, look.

[00:48:47]>> I am so fired.

[00:48:51]He took his old costume out >> to be fair. That is a sick costume.

[00:48:55]>> It is. It almost looks better now than it did before.

[00:48:59]>> No. No. In the Avengers. Yeah. Because it's all like dirty and do you know what I mean? That's what you like. Dirty men.

[00:49:06]>> Sadly, Shield can't control everything, including Captain America.

[00:49:09]>> Look at that woman's hair. Do you trust her?

[00:49:12]>> Absoluter.

[00:49:15]>> It's not her hair I don't trust. It's the hand on the bag like she's protecting something in there.

[00:49:20]>> Negative DT6. The pattern is full.

[00:49:23]>> I would love to be in a Marvel movie or be one of these guys. You know, >> just they're here. That is my line.

[00:49:31]>> That's it.

[00:49:32]>> Please, Russo brothers, please put me in a movie where I say they're here.

[00:49:35]>> That would be sick. I'd like to be one as well.

[00:49:38]>> Attention all Shield agents. Shield is not what we thought it was. It's been taken over by Hydra.

[00:49:42]>> Imagine your work colleague you had lunch with. It's Hydra.

[00:49:45]>> Your bestie. Your work bestie. You think for [ __ ] sake, Sandra?

[00:49:49]>> If you launch those helicarriers today, Hydra will be able to kill anyone that stands in their way.

[00:49:54]>> Oh, >> price of freedom is high.

[00:49:56]>> Ash, >> look at them all thinking they're in a boy band with their choreograph.

[00:50:02]>> If I'm the only one, then so be it. I'm willing to bet I'm done.

[00:50:05]>> Yeah.

[00:50:06]>> Did you write that down first? Was it off the top of your head?

[00:50:09]>> Yeah, cuz I was thinking it was quite >> from the dome, man. You should know better when you wear egg. Man, >> I guess I've got the floor.

[00:50:18]>> Well, I don't think so. I think someone in that room is going to be a martial artist.

[00:50:24]>> Shifts up now.

[00:50:26]>> No, don't do it. He ain't going to do Oh, if he don't do it, I rate him so highly.

[00:50:32]No, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. He don't want to do it. He don't want to do it. WHERE'S THE GIRL WITH HER GUN?

[00:50:36]>> I'm not going to wash those ships.

[00:50:41]Oh my god. HE'S THE BEST in the whole film.

[00:50:44]>> He's the best in the whole film. This man is the best in the whole film.

[00:50:48]>> [ __ ] >> That man.

[00:50:50]>> Give him a raise.

[00:50:52]>> Ash, that man is the best man in the whole film for me because you understand how hard that is for him to do.

[00:50:59]>> Yeah.

[00:50:59]>> Bit different if you have skills.

[00:51:03]>> I'd still shoot him though.

[00:51:05]OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

[00:51:09]>> Do you see that? She kicked the chair.

[00:51:11]Yeah, she saved it.

[00:51:12]>> She saved our man.

[00:51:14]>> One of Oh my god.

[00:51:15]>> She's great as well.

[00:51:17]>> Yeah. And I didn't trust her. I was such a dick. You can understand why I didn't trust her.

[00:51:21]>> Yeah, 100%. We can't let them fly, man.

[00:51:25]>> Someone jump on the top of it or something and stab the incinerator.

[00:51:32]Oh, I don't know. the engine, whatever.

[00:51:35]>> You see, the good thing about Hannah here, she doesn't react to it like other people will, right? She will give it to you from another angle. You're like, "Oh, shit."

[00:51:44]>> Why not?

[00:51:47]>> Here he is.

[00:51:49]>> Right. He's giving What's he giving?

[00:51:52]What's it giving them? Wings are giving what?

[00:51:54]>> Give me Give him a name.

[00:51:56]>> They're almost like unicorn wings.

[00:52:00]>> Like he ain't a pigeon, is he? There's nothing pigeonike. It's more eagle.

[00:52:05]>> Yeah.

[00:52:06]>> And he's he's so sick at dodging it, you know. Look at this.

[00:52:12]>> Very skilled flyer.

[00:52:14]>> Look how sick that looks.

[00:52:18]>> Hey, look at these people standing up.

[00:52:20]You know, >> I'm telling you, Ash, that that woman has got a gun.

[00:52:28]>> Our gal. O.

[00:52:30]MY GIRL. MY GIRL. MY GIRL.

[00:52:32]>> RETIRED. DORA. WHAT YOU DOING, MAN? LOOK AT HER WITH HER HEELS. LOOK AT HANNAH.

[00:52:36]WHAT THE >> ASH? This is what I WANT TO BE.

[00:52:39]>> OH MY GOD.

[00:52:40]>> THIS IS WHAT I NEED TO BE.

[00:52:44]>> I'm sorry.

[00:52:51]>> Did I step on your mom?

[00:52:53]>> Oh my days. Shoot him now. Shoot him. I actually wish though it was an older woman cuz that is my aspiration to be like that when I'm older.

[00:53:07]>> Mhm.

[00:53:08]>> You know, get me into ballet school or something.

[00:53:11]>> Ballet school.

[00:53:12]>> The fact that you're talking through the scene here is it's is it's is it's a sin.

[00:53:16]>> You should you should go to like depths of [ __ ] >> I can't do anything right, can I? Ash, >> look at this man. FLYING AND SHOOTING BACKWARDS. DOESN'T THAT TURN YOU ON?

[00:53:26]>> NO.

[00:53:27]>> You're crazy, man. Flying's never really done it for me.

[00:53:31]>> You're telling me this is not cool?

[00:53:33]>> It's cool for sure. Very cool. And don't get me wrong.

[00:53:36]>> Yeah, it's attractive to his athleticism.

[00:53:40]>> Yeah.

[00:53:42]>> Look at this. You're telling me that's NOT COOL. GOING LIKE THIS.

[00:53:44]>> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. THAT'S SEXY. But like this.

[00:53:47]>> Listen, [ __ ] You want to ask me a question? I'll answer it. You said, "Does flying turn me on?" No.

[00:53:52]>> [ __ ] >> these kicks are unbelievable. Are you sure you're ready for the world to see you?

[00:54:00]>> Yeah, >> you really are.

[00:54:01]>> Oh my god. What is she?

[00:54:02]>> Are you?

[00:54:04]>> She don't care. Your chat can't do call with her.

[00:54:09]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:54:13]>> I just said, "Bro, >> I know.

[00:54:15]>> And this is what it's channeling inside of me. It's a realm I've never tapped into."

[00:54:20]>> Wow. You actually go into another realm, Hannah. Look, he's going to go look.

[00:54:24]This is He's smart. Look at this. He's using their own weapons against them.

[00:54:28]>> It's nuts. I can't even get my Hoover to go in the right position.

[00:54:33]>> We are the only air support Captain Rogers HAS GOT.

[00:54:36]>> OH my god.

[00:54:39]>> Oh my god.

[00:54:40]>> Oh my god. Look at the fire. Look at the fire.

[00:54:45]>> If I I'm not even joking. If I was to ever make a movie, it would have no plot. It would just be me killing bad guys like him.

[00:54:55]>> [ __ ] is not a bad guy either.

[00:54:58]>> OH MY GOD. YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT'S NOT BAD?

[00:55:01]>> NO, he Yeah, that motive is. But him as a person, Bucky ain't a bad guy, is it?

[00:55:06]It's what they've done to him.

[00:55:08]>> Disabling the encryption is an executive order. It takes two alpha level members.

[00:55:13]>> Don't worry, company's coming.

[00:55:15]>> So fully in control of everything, isn't she? She's in control. Who's this? Who is this wearing the cape? Snakes got out the helicopter.

[00:55:27]>> Oh, man.

[00:55:29]>> Hey, >> look at this, man.

[00:55:34]>> Pirates. Yeah, here's our pirate.

[00:55:36]>> Did you get my flower?

[00:55:38]>> The audacity to still taunt him.

[00:55:40]>> I can bring order to the lives of seven billion people, sacrificing 20 million >> just like that. That's okay. This is cool. These people are absolutely insane. And it's like their mind has been electrocuted as well.

[00:55:55]>> And they don't even they're not even doing it. I don't believe he's doing it for that reason either.

[00:56:00]>> If you want to stay ahead of me.

[00:56:03]>> Oh, he's still got an eye. No eye.

[00:56:06]>> You need to keep both eyes open.

[00:56:09]>> Wow.

[00:56:10]>> He got one of his eyes to open the passwords, but the other eye he didn't think about.

[00:56:15]>> Look at that.

[00:56:17]This man is the definition of a plan B.

[00:56:20]I didn't think he had an eye in there if I'm honest.

[00:56:24]>> Hey Sam, GIVE ME A RIDE.

[00:56:26]>> Oh god, it's these big ones I don't like.

[00:56:33]>> Be my wingman, [ __ ] >> This is a trust you must have for someone to do this. You know, you've never done this before as well, by the way. What is this called? This is a trustful.

[00:56:43]>> You're a lot heavier than you look. We had a big breakfast.

[00:56:48]>> Oh my god. Oh, this fell. Right. Just shout Bucky at him and he'll recognize you or something.

[00:56:54]>> [ __ ] is unpredictable.

[00:56:58]>> Get over.

[00:57:01]>> Oh, he broke his wing. He broke his wing. That's it. You're lopsided now.

[00:57:04]That's it.

[00:57:05]>> Disrespect to clip your wings. Yeah.

[00:57:08]Make you look likeing Who's the guy that gets burned by the sun?

[00:57:12]>> Oh, he's lost both wings now. That's better. Paris.

[00:57:16]>> Nice. Legs would have been broken, though.

[00:57:19]Bucky. Buddy. Hey. How you doing, mate?

[00:57:24]Like proper do it. Overdo it.

[00:57:26]>> Captain America's got a thing for fighting on bridges, man.

[00:57:29]>> Please don't make me do this.

[00:57:30]>> Say it. Becky. Bucky. Bucky. Bucky. Keep repeating his name.

[00:57:36]>> This is horrible.

[00:57:39]This is horrible.

[00:57:41]You've got a battle with his blood.

[00:57:45]No one makes him bleed, you know. Look at this.

[00:57:49]Yeah, but that's the symbolism of Bucky can make him bleed.

[00:57:52]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're blood brothers.

[00:57:56]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Lads, lads. Lads, lads. Lads, lads.

[00:58:02]>> Oh, for goodness sake. It's going to slide off the edge.

[00:58:07]>> Oh, get it. Get it. Nice.

[00:58:08]>> [ __ ] slapped.

[00:58:09]>> Yeah, but that [ __ ] that [ __ ] pick up the thing again. Oh, FOR [ __ ] SAKE.

[00:58:14]PUT IT in your pocket. Even for Winter Soldier, he's never had an opponent like that yet. Having an opponent like that, it will make youing regain your memory again.

[00:58:24]>> Unless you want a 2in hole in your sternum, I put that gun down.

[00:58:29]>> This man has plan B's for days.

[00:58:33]>> Oh [ __ ] The fact that he saved it.

[00:58:37]>> Mhm.

[00:58:37]>> He could have done that earlier.

[00:58:39]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:58:39]>> But he didn't.

[00:58:41]>> Just recite some old poems or something.

[00:58:44]>> Oh [ __ ] Come on, mate.

[00:58:50]>> Choke slaming through that [ __ ] window, man.

[00:58:56]>> Talk to him. Talk to him.

[00:58:59]>> Oh my god.

[00:59:00]>> Oh my god. You broke his arm.

[00:59:02]>> What snapped?

[00:59:03]>> Oh, look at this UFC movie from GSB.

[00:59:08]>> This is how you go.

[00:59:09]>> Killing him. Oh, hersy.

[00:59:12]>> You got to tap that hydra serum out of his head. Man, >> he's killed.

[00:59:18]>> We got to get rid of you. I'm looking forward to watching Rumblow die.

[00:59:22]>> This is going to hurt.

[00:59:25]>> This is going to hurt. How cringy do you want to be? Who do you think you are?

[00:59:29]>> Shut the hell up.

[00:59:31]>> Thank you.

[00:59:32]>> OH MY GOD. SHOW ME THAT FIGHT. I DON'T WANT TO SEE PRESENTATION.

[00:59:37]>> One minute.

[00:59:40]Well, you won't really be able to react, would you? You'd be dead.

[00:59:43]>> Oh, he's been stabbed. Shot.

[00:59:46]>> What? Are you all right today?

[00:59:48]>> Yeah. Yeah. I like to whistle, man, when I get excited.

[00:59:52]He's been shot again.

[00:59:57]>> [ __ ] MATE.

[01:00:03]>> Look at the accuracy with a pistol.

[01:00:08]Oh, through a gut shot, man. That's a gut punch, man.

[01:00:11]>> Be surprised that it's not bulletproof.

[01:00:12]>> That's true. Just because Captain America doesn't have He's not He's not He's not like Wolverine. Make his suit bulletproof.

[01:00:24]>> They made >> Oh my god. They pointed at Tony's building as well.

[01:00:28]>> Oh, really?

[01:00:29]>> Tony, where are you, man? When we need you.

[01:00:32]>> This is true. Tony right now is potentially about to get killed and he's nowhere to be seen.

[01:00:40]>> Well, Tony retired, remember?

[01:00:41]>> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[01:00:45]>> I don't know.

[01:00:46]>> But Steve, do it.

[01:00:47]>> Oh, he's going to destroy the ship while he's in it.

[01:00:51]>> This is a true patriot, man. Look at him.

[01:00:55]>> They're shooting at each other.

[01:01:00]>> Well, he ain't going to die. Now look at this. Look at the symbolism. Yeah. Hydra infected the shield from the inside. Now shield is destroying Hydra from the inside.

[01:01:12]>> From the inside.

[01:01:14]Bucky squished.

[01:01:16]>> Chances.

[01:01:17]>> Time to go. Councilwoman this way.

[01:01:20]>> Councilwoman, >> I'm not being funny, but whilst he was weren't looking, I would have pulled that tag off.

[01:01:25]>> Will again when IT'S YOU.

[01:01:27]>> OH, she electrocuted herself.

[01:01:31]What?

[01:01:34]Boom.

[01:01:36]>> And again. One more. One more. One more.

[01:01:38]>> Those really do sting.

[01:01:41]>> Love her. I don't doubt her at all. She >> She's so badass though. Like in a in a movie full of mena with superpowers here. She holds hering own.

[01:01:49]>> And she's not even got superpowers.

[01:01:51]>> Exactly. This is what I mean.

[01:01:55]>> He's going to say [ __ ] talk to him. Talk to him. This is a brain for him, you know, cuz he's like >> he's still he's still thinking >> you're my enemy. Where are you from?

[01:02:09]>> He's earning his stripes here, you know.

[01:02:11]>> Oh, Jesus pissing me off, you know.

[01:02:14]>> Oh, see you. See you later. Bye. Bye.

[01:02:20]>> Oh my god. He just got absolutely crushed.

[01:02:23]>> You know what he just done? He saved himself by doing what?

[01:02:27]>> What?

[01:02:27]>> Running. Yes. Okay. Well, that's obvious.

[01:02:30]>> It started off with him running, training and running.

[01:02:33]>> RIGHT. RIGHT. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. Good catch.

[01:02:39]Catch me, [ __ ] >> Here we go.

[01:02:44]>> Imagine doing that experience.

[01:02:47]>> But you also got a land ride cuz if you land on the propellers.

[01:02:50]>> Oh, yeah.

[01:02:51]>> Your bird food, man.

[01:02:54]>> You're going to see his real strength.

[01:02:56]He's Look, he's saving you. Why? Think about it. Think back, Bucky. Buck buck.

[01:03:01]Old buddy. Old cat.

[01:03:04]>> No, I don't.

[01:03:05]>> God.

[01:03:06]>> Oh [ __ ] >> You just saved him for him to attack him again.

[01:03:09]>> Yeah, but he's completely brainwashed.

[01:03:11]>> Yeah.

[01:03:12]>> [ __ ] Yeah, cuz you'd lash out, wouldn't you?

[01:03:16]But he's confused now.

[01:03:18]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[01:03:18]>> I'm not going to fight you.

[01:03:21]>> Dropping your shield as well.

[01:03:22]>> Hang on a minute.

[01:03:23]>> He dropped his guard for him. You're my friend.

[01:03:26]>> You're my friend.

[01:03:27]>> My best friend. My best friend.

[01:03:29]>> You should have added best friend.

[01:03:30]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:03:31]>> My mission.

[01:03:32]>> Oh, >> with still arms, you know.

[01:03:38]>> Can't can't >> finish it, >> Bucky. Love you.

[01:03:44]>> Cuz I'm with you to the end of the line.

[01:03:46]>> Here we go. That's it. Saying a line that he'll remember like that. Terry gets him teary. Love it.

[01:03:52]>> Yeah, man. I can do this all day, bro.

[01:03:54]Come on.

[01:03:55]>> If we could keep Bucky alive, you know, and have him on side.

[01:04:03]>> Oh, >> look how sick that shot is, though.

[01:04:06]Dainci would love that shot.

[01:04:10]>> The thing is, as well, >> he gave him a hand, man.

[01:04:16]>> Stop it. Stop. Stop now. Stop that. Oh my god. Are you one of our Avengers now?

[01:04:22]Is Bucky an Avenger now?

[01:04:25]>> Oh, lots of moisture in the mouth. Spit it out. Bucky, become an Avenger. Become an Avenger. NO. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

[01:04:33]>> WOW.

[01:04:34]>> WHERE'S heing going?

[01:04:35]>> That's the best thing that's ever happened to Captain America since he met Peggy.

[01:04:42]>> Seeing his friend who's brainwashed save him.

[01:04:45]>> Did he see him?

[01:04:46]>> And know that he's kind of back.

[01:04:48]>> Did he see him?

[01:04:49]>> No. No. No. He's completely knocked out.

[01:04:51]This is what I'm saying then. So, we don't know he's done that.

[01:04:53]>> Well, he he's going to know.

[01:04:55]>> So, what's he going to do? Buckyy's going to go live his life out in the woods or something?

[01:04:58]>> We're putting Marvin Gay on for him.

[01:05:00]Look, I actually That's a fact. I wake up to sexual healing is my ringtone.

[01:05:05]>> That's true. To put me off the >> because it goes, "Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Get up. Get up.

[01:05:10]Get up. Get up."

[01:05:11]>> On your left.

[01:05:14]>> Hey, he's great.

[01:05:19]>> Yeah. Get this guy, bro. This little slime bag.

[01:05:26]>> Oh, who's this?

[01:05:31]>> Look at Romllo.

[01:05:32]>> Oh no. Oh no.

[01:05:35]>> Don't let Hydra get him again.

[01:05:37]>> Villain. He's our nexting massive villain. He is Ash. And his whole skin is going to be like that.

[01:05:43]>> There are some on this committee who feel you belong in a penitentiary. not mouththing off on Capitol Hill.

[01:05:51]>> Look at this, Ash.

[01:05:53]>> You're not going to put any of us in a prison. You know why?

[01:05:56]>> Cuz you're in the files as well, [ __ ] >> Because you need us.

[01:05:59]>> The audacity to question her when she's literally one of the reasons why you are literally living, breathing. Yeah.

[01:06:08]>> In this room, stealing people's tax money for your >> know which one of these like how many of these wankers are a part of it anyway?

[01:06:15]>> Yeah. Yeah. They're probably whispering hail hydra in their sleep.

[01:06:18]>> Hail hail. Hail hydra.

[01:06:20]>> I said hail hydra.

[01:06:21]>> You said how?

[01:06:22]>> Hydra.

[01:06:23]>> Hail.

[01:06:23]>> Hell hydra.

[01:06:24]>> Hail.

[01:06:25]>> What am I saying?

[01:06:26]>> H.

[01:06:27]>> Hail hydra.

[01:06:29]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got to say it properly. Otherwise, you can't be in the gang.

[01:06:32]>> I can be in my own gang.

[01:06:34]>> What's your gang called?

[01:06:36]>> The gang. Gang. Gang.

[01:06:38]>> Gang. Gang.

[01:06:38]>> Anybody ask for me, tell them they can find me.

[01:06:43]>> Be honored. That's about as close as he gets to seeing. Thank you.

[01:06:47]That thing you asked for. Called in a few favors from K.

[01:06:52]>> Very, very nice.

[01:06:54]>> No, they're not meant for each other, are they?

[01:06:59]>> You're going after him.

[01:07:01]>> Damn right I am. He's my best mate. If I had my best mate, I'd be running straight after him.

[01:07:08]>> When do we start?

[01:07:13]>> Wait, let's let's look at the end credit scene. Cuz there's two end credit scenes.

[01:07:17]>> He already has released everything to the public. They find out we serve hydra. Hydra.

[01:07:22]>> See, you cut one head. More grows. Look at that.

[01:07:24]>> You grow. Yeah.

[01:07:26]>> What we have, >> it's worth more than any of them. You >> this Loki staff >> and the survivors, >> the twins.

[01:07:43]Oh, >> who are they?

[01:07:45]>> You're going to love those two.

[01:07:48]>> The twins. I've never met them before.

[01:07:50]>> Yeah. Yeah, they're new.

[01:07:51]>> Let me have a look at you. Let me have a look at you. Wow.

[01:07:56]>> Whoa. Who are they then? Who are they?

[01:07:59]I've never even heard of >> She's one of the most powerful.

[01:08:02]>> No, but like that I I've heard of like Captain America and Iron Man. I've heard the names of them. I've never heard of the twins.

[01:08:11]>> Do they have a whole thing on them?

[01:08:12]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're going to find out very soon.

[01:08:16]>> He's there at his own thing. He's there.

[01:08:18]Buckyy's there reading his own past.

[01:08:20]Buckyy's reading his own past.

[01:08:22]It's going to be Bucky.

[01:08:29]>> So, why are you looking?

[01:08:32]>> He's getting a recap. Wearing a cap.

[01:08:35]>> I know, but Ash, >> yeah.

[01:08:38]>> Was he angry?

[01:08:40]>> Well, think about it. He's angry because he's being brained.

[01:08:44]>> No, but is it He's not angry at Captain America, is he?

[01:08:48]>> He's He doesn't know what he is right now.

[01:08:50]>> Well, he's he does because he just read his whole history.

[01:08:53]>> I know, but it's going to take him time.

[01:08:54]So, he's >> again then. Do you know what I mean? You can't be murdered. Captain, if someone brainwashed you, you will never come back with that attitude.

[01:09:02]>> Captain, >> that was good. Good. Good. Good. Good. I do you know what only thing is?

[01:09:13]>> Yeah. Go on.

[01:09:13]>> I can't get emotional with him >> with Captain America.

[01:09:18]>> All the Captain Americas, they don't make me emotional.

[01:09:21]>> Yeah. No, no. I agree with you though.

[01:09:22]The car like in this one, I love him more, >> but I feel like >> I love the >> and also his relationship Bucky and the he's the flying man.

[01:09:32]>> Do you know what it is? I think it's that I never ever ever ever believe >> the deaths. Your man Fury ain't gonna go out by a gunshot.

[01:09:42]>> Yeah, Marvel does this. Marvel does this. It It is It gets annoying at times because >> Well, I would suspect him actually being dead if Captain America run over crying and they had explosions in the background and there was his last words were really like momentuous or whatever it's called. Like >> that's when I'd be like, "Oh [ __ ] he's actually dead." But because they kind of it's almost like bang and then he's like trust no one.

[01:10:11]That's it. Bang ain't your death mate. I know that ain't your death. If you're going to have a death, it's going to be bigger than that. We're going to have at least few sentences and you're going to touch his face or some [ __ ] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:10:21]>> And say like you you're the son. I never >> That's that's the only critique I have for this film is what?

[01:10:27]>> Even the first film.

[01:10:28]>> Yeah.

[01:10:28]>> Bucky falling like that. I'm like, well, he's going to be dead. Because we didn't see the crash bang wallet, we didn't see him cry his eyes out over his dead body.

[01:10:38]>> Everything that you see is for a reason that's going to have the most unbelievable payoff, >> right? And they are Hydra have now got Loki's staff. Loki's staff has one of them things in it. Another planet has one of them cuz they said down the red one we saw. The red one we saw in I in in 42. The red one that went into Natalie Portman's body.

[01:11:04]>> So, I'm guessing there's going to be a yellow.

[01:11:06]>> Let's go through the primary colors.

[01:11:08]Yeah.

[01:11:09]>> Yellow, green.

[01:11:10]>> Yes.

[01:11:11]>> Um, blue, red.

[01:11:14]>> I think that's all the primary colors, isn't it?

[01:11:15]>> No, there's there's there's one more.

[01:11:18]There's another one.

[01:11:20]>> But what did you think of the action?

[01:11:21]What did you think of the action? Cuz you know you don't care about action.

[01:11:24]>> I'm not massive on action, but I was entertained. But I got to be honest though, >> I'm never going to get excited like about action like you do. I will never have that.

[01:11:32]>> That's That makes me sad.

[01:11:34]>> Shut up. I watch these films with you and I enjoy them and that's all you need. Okay. Just because I'm not fingering myself over the action.

[01:11:42]>> Wow. That's crazy. I got to say though, I think out of all the Marvel movies we've watched so far in this universe, this action is my favorite one. But it's not my favorite movie because I'm just not a huge Captain America fan.

[01:11:57]>> That that driving scene was sick. The technology was really cool.

[01:12:01]>> Sick. But these movies, yeah, they they don't really they just want you to get introduced to characters a lot more than care about.

[01:12:09]>> Yeah. So, I get it. And maybe they don't want me sobbing my heart out.

[01:12:14]>> Not yet time.

[01:12:14]>> Not yet. Do you know what I mean? That's all I'm going to say. Not yet.

[01:12:17]>> Oh, don't get me wrong. I believe a lot of these people will die eventually.

[01:12:20]>> Who do you think will die? If you had two guesses, >> Nick Fury will die.

[01:12:24]>> Okay.

[01:12:26]>> Scarlet.

[01:12:28]>> That's two good guesses.

[01:12:29]>> Iron Man might die.

[01:12:31]>> Okay.

[01:12:31]>> And I think he might die to save Pepper or something.

[01:12:36]>> Listen, >> he would just be like, "It's not about me anymore. I'm going to do this for Pep."

[01:12:43]>> Do you know what I loved about this movie as well? The design of the Winter Soldier. He had like that like grunge like 90s look with like an 80s like Robocop vibe and it was so >> I just wish that in the first one they'd given him more air time. I wish that he'd had more time cuz in this they're like >> they were join here are and I'm like they weren't.

[01:13:07]>> That's a good point right because in the first Captain America I wish that is you're you're right. The only way they could have made this relationship hit harder is if instead of them doing the whole Peggy thing, which I didn't really care about.

[01:13:22]>> It's not Peggy. I like Peggy.

[01:13:24]>> I wish they spend more time >> on him and doing it back up like this.

[01:13:30]Like we've seen Peggy now as an old woman and ultimately we're not getting more out of Peggy now. Right. Peggy, no offense, Peggy, my darling, but you've had your day. I'm sure. I hope you've had a lovely life, right? But we're not getting more out of Peggy. If you know you're going to pick up the Bucky thing later down the line, focus on that.

[01:13:47]>> They will focus.

[01:13:47]>> You don't always need to have a love interest.

[01:13:50]>> Yeah. Yeah, they will focus.

[01:13:51]>> The only thing that I went don't believe it is her wrinkles.

[01:13:56]>> Guys, on that note, Oh, I thought you were done.

[01:13:59]>> Rude. You didn't even say this.

[01:14:02]>> Nothing has wrinkles.

[01:14:02]>> Normally, you get No, I'm talking about Peggy's face. It feel It felt a bit AI anyway.

[01:14:09]>> Oh, no. It is. I actually think he was AI. Guys, thank you so much for watching this with us. Hope you enjoyed it. Make sure you like, share, subscribe, head down to your girl's channel, get her to 100K. We love you guys. Until the next Marvel reaction, >> the next one is your ferret.

[01:14:32]>> Yes. If you want to talk about relationships and you're just going to care so much >> about the think of Tony and Pepper, think of Tony and Pepper relationship character, but I care.

[01:14:43]>> You're going to love their Oh, I can't.

[01:14:45]People can't wait because the amount of >> I feel like it's going to remind me of you know finger. Do you know what I think it's going to remind me of and what emotional connection I'll have towards this ferret? It No, it will be um the Bieber in Narnia.

[01:15:02]Oh, that's a good point. You're going to be surprised. You're going to love it.

[01:15:06]So, the next one you're going to be introduced accent.

[01:15:09]>> You're going to be introduced to a whole new like >> realm >> just realm. Yeah. And characters.

[01:15:16]>> Excite. That's very exciting.

[01:15:17]>> Guys, hope you enjoyed and make sure you like, share, subscribe. On that note, take care.