ROAD TRIP | Omeleto

Added: 2026-05-31

[00:00:06]Oh, mom, that's disgusting.

[00:00:09]>> Oh, god. That is better. We're starting to hurt.

[00:00:12]>> It's not even funny. Get your window down.

[00:00:15]I've dropped a dress size.

[00:00:16]>> Yeah, you've dropped something.

[00:00:18]>> Oh god. Oh, it's actually meaty. Sorry about that.

[00:00:23]>> Oh, but it is better with the window down. You can thank me later.

[00:00:27]>> Yeah. Did you say you bought some snacks?

[00:00:29]>> Yeah, down there.

[00:00:31]>> Oh, you're a gem.

[00:00:34]>> Got your favorite drink, >> your favorite cake, and your favorite fruit because it's good for you. And for that reason, you are out.

[00:00:43]A lovely chocolate cake. M.

[00:00:47]Oh, this great. You, me, the open road.

[00:00:56]Well, like Batman and Rudy Robin. Oh, Thelma and Louise. That's so who we are.

[00:01:05]>> Didn't they drive off a cliff?

[00:01:07]>> Well, let's bloody well drive off a cliff then. Come on. Oh.

[00:01:12]Oh, did you just Jackie Chan me?

[00:01:16]>> Look, Thelma, you might want to die, but don't be dragging me down with you.

[00:01:20]Okay.

[00:01:21]>> Curled up your karate suit.

[00:01:23]>> Yeah. Oh, there's more where that came from. So, just sh just >> You know what? I've forgotten.

[00:01:31]>> What? A bloody toothbrush. I don't believe it. I'm going to have donkey breath.

[00:01:36]>> You're not exactly planning on snogging anyone, are you? So, I think you'll be all right.

[00:01:42]>> You're meant to say no. No, I'm not planning on kissing anyone.

[00:01:45]>> Well, don't know what's going to be there, do we?

[00:01:48]>> Might be a topless hunk around every corner waiting to meet me.

[00:01:53]I'm just a natural woman with natural needs. What more can I say?

[00:01:57]>> Oh, mom, that's disgusting. Please stop talking.

[00:02:01]>> Where do you think you came from?

[00:02:03]>> You found me in a skip. You've always told me that.

[00:02:05]>> Oh, well, it's time for the truth. See, me and your dad, we used to go at it like >> Oh, stop.

[00:02:11]>> Stop. Wouldn't stop halfway down a water slide, would you?

[00:02:14]>> Oh, mom, it's gross. Just stop talking, please.

[00:02:17]>> Oh, come on. Lighten up. You were always such a serious kid.

[00:02:22]>> What's that supposed to mean?

[00:02:24]>> Oh, don't get me wrong. I mean, you were a good smart kid. But you always kept your funny bits in a box. It's good to laugh. It's food for the soul. That's all I'm trying to say.

[00:02:35]>> Well, have you ever stopped to think maybe you're just not as funny as you think you are?

[00:02:38]>> Get in the bin, will you? No chance.

[00:02:40]>> I can't get in the bin. It's too full of your crap jokes.

[00:02:44]>> Well, there you go. That's my girl.

[00:02:46]You're out the box.

[00:02:48]Oh, I don't know. More people need to learn how to get out of their box.

[00:02:52]People take themselves so seriously, don't they? Scared to laugh. Scared to cry.

[00:02:58]>> Oh, fit the windows up, Mom.

[00:03:02]Anyway, how's our Steven getting on a big school?

[00:03:07]The kids still being nasty. It's just so different from the rest of them.

[00:03:10]>> Oh, like a breath of fresh air, that lad.

[00:03:14]Honestly, who cares whether he plays with Barbies or racing cars? He's a maverick. That's what he is. I couldn't be more proud of the lad.

[00:03:26]Has he met anyone he likes?

[00:03:30]>> That's a shame.

[00:03:31]>> Apparently, he's holding out for Dolly Parton to reply to his letters.

[00:03:34]>> Dolly Parton? He's old enough to be my grandma. Oh, that is excellent. He will be fine. He really will.

[00:03:43]And you tell him his grandma loves him very much, won't you?

[00:03:47]>> Yeah.

[00:03:49]>> What's on the radio?

[00:03:51]>> How's this work?

[00:03:53]>> I think I'm really >> Maybe not.

[00:03:56]Definitely not.

[00:03:58]Oh, I love this song.

[00:04:00]>> Oh, yeah. Like this.

[00:04:05]>> Come on. Can you join in with me? Go on.

[00:04:09]>> No.

[00:04:09]>> Come on.

[00:04:10]>> I'm not singing. SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT. Come on. I won't ask you again.

[00:04:25]There ain't no more.

[00:04:27]You're taking everything.

[00:04:32]My belief in motherhood and you acknowled what it's worth la I'm going to say My life will always smile to come up and see me to make me smile.

[00:05:09]I do what you want just la.

[00:05:29]I'm sweating now.

[00:05:37]>> I won't be needing this anymore.

[00:05:40]>> I suppose you want it, do you?

[00:05:41]>> No, I'm all right for my heads. Thanks.

[00:05:43]That's my girl.

[00:05:57]Looks like we're here.

[00:06:00]We've made it.

[00:06:04]It's five-star luxury ever. I've seen it.

[00:06:19]I love you so much, Mom.

[00:06:22]I love you, too, sweetheart.

[00:06:26]I'm really scared.

[00:06:28]>> It's okay to be. We all are.

[00:06:32]That doesn't make you weak, though.

[00:06:34]You're the bravest person that I know.

[00:06:38]No one else could have done what you've just done for me.

[00:06:42]You helped me enjoy the last few hours of my life and for that I am so grateful.

[00:06:49]>> Promise me one thing though.

[00:06:52]Laugh as much as you can.

[00:06:55]Hey, cuz otherwise what else is all this for? Eh, we will meet again, sweetheart.

[00:07:06]one day.

[00:07:13]Definitely won't be needing these anymore, but I know someone who might need them. Wrap them up. Give them to our Steven for his birthday, his next girlfriend or boyfriend.

[00:07:25]They're going to need all the help they can get if they're competing with Dolly.

[00:07:28]Come on, let it out.

[00:07:40]I want to thank you from the bottom of my very tired heart.

[00:08:00]I'll say hi to dad from your Okay.

[00:08:53]Make yourself comfortable.

[00:08:56]I'll be back shortly.

[00:09:01]in your own time.

[00:09:03]Let us know when you're ready.