ASMR Conspiracy Theorist | if you don’t want the truth.. don’t invite me to morning matcha!..

Added: 2026-05-21

[00:00:00]Hey, hey, um, what's going on? What's going on? I don't have a I don't have a lot of time, okay? So, just, um, just make it quick, all right?

[00:00:11]What? My blue card?

[00:00:13]Yeah, it's so I don't get burned alive.

[00:00:17]By the lasers.

[00:00:20]Have you never heard of DEWs? Direct Energy Weapons?

[00:00:29]Newsflash, buddy. Newsflash.

[00:00:32]They're watching for you, but blue doesn't burn.

[00:00:36]Blue doesn't burn. Look it up, all right?

[00:00:40]Yeah, yeah, I haven't slept in in a few days. I'm a I've been up on I'm on this I'm on this rabbit hole right now, and, um, it's got me, uh, it's got me a little on edge. I'm not going to lie, it's got me a little on edge, okay? Let me just Hang on.

[00:01:11]This is my EMF MMS RPG DEWs 5 blocker right here. It blocks all signal, all of it, okay? Every every signal.

[00:01:22]A- Any signal. They're They're They're watching me right now, okay?

[00:01:30]Sure, I guess they could be watching you, too, but this is about me right now, all right? I've gotten too deep.

[00:01:36]I've gone too far down the rabbit hole, and now I think that they're they're watching me.

[00:01:43]They're watching me, all right? I'm being gangstalked. Do you know how many white Nissan Altima's I've seen this morning alone?

[00:01:50]Four.

[00:01:51]Okay?

[00:01:53]Four. There's Look at There's one parked across the street right now.

[00:01:59]What do you What do you mean we're in a major city? I don't I don't care. I don't care that it's a Wednesday morning at 8:30 in the morning and I and everyone's trying to get to work and there's just an influx of traffic right now and of course I'm going to see thousands and thousands of cars.

[00:02:16]Four white Altimas.

[00:02:20]I've seen it.

[00:02:22]They're looking for me, man. All right, I'm being gangstalked right now, okay?

[00:02:25]I've gone too deep down the rabbit hole.

[00:02:29]That's why I'm wearing this. What do you mean? What do What do you What do you mean why am I wearing this? It's so they can't see me. I'm I'm incognito. All right, I'm in I'm in disguise, okay?

[00:02:40]Oh, man.

[00:02:42]I just can't begin to tell you what I've uh what I've uncovered these last couple of days. I can't.

[00:02:52]Don't worry about this. This is a little signal, okay?

[00:02:55]This a little Morse code that confuses them.

[00:03:00]It confuses the signals that they're using to listen to me right now, okay? They're listening to me right now.

[00:03:12]What are you not understanding? You're in danger just by being in proximity to me.

[00:03:19]You don't seem stressed at all. What What What's the deal? What What What?

[00:03:23]Okay, fine. Okay, fine. If you want to know some of the stuff I've been looking up, you want to know some of the stuff I've been looking up?

[00:03:30]>> [sighs] >> All I can say is that information ain't cheap. All right.

[00:03:37]Knowledge comes with power and responsibility, all right? I'm I'm basically Spider-Man, okay? I'm a superhero against the elites, okay?

[00:03:48]Against the the deep state, all right?

[00:03:52]That's the team I'm on now. All right, I'm on the resilience, all right? The revolution, okay? That's me. That's me.

[00:04:00]All right, all right, just just prepare yourself, okay? Just prepare yourself, all right?

[00:04:06]You ever heard of Project Blue Beam?

[00:04:09]Yeah. Yeah, oh, they've already been doing it. They've already been doing it, you know, when I was squatting in that house, you know, last year for for like 8 months and I just refused to leave and pay my rent even though I had a full-time job because I just didn't want to, okay? I just didn't want to.

[00:04:26]I knew, I could just tell that that house, there was something fake about it. There was just something fake about it because that one day I left and I came back and my entire room was demolished to the ground. Just my room, just my room alone. It was demolished to the ground.

[00:04:47]And and I just had to go find a new place to live.

[00:04:52]I That was when I really started diving into this and I found this thing called Project Blue Beam. It's where they they cast these holographics down through satellites and it's to invoke this type of end of the world scenario. You know, people think that they're going to do an alien invasion or they're going to bring back all of the prophets of the lost ages and it's really going to eventually make a a new world order where we all come together under this one religion and spirituality but that would be ran by the elites, okay? That's the same thing that they did to my squatting house, to my room. It was destroyed because it never existed.

[00:05:35]That's that's the conclusion I can come to now. It never actually existed, okay?

[00:05:41]So, they've been watching me for a long time.

[00:05:46]I under What What do you mean why would they watch me?

[00:05:50]I understand that I'm just a server and I'm just kind of going about my life like any normal person. That's the point.

[00:05:59]That's the point.

[00:06:01]What do you I told you I haven't slept. I told you I haven't slept, okay? I'm paranoid.

[00:06:07]No, I I only had like eight espressos yesterday.

[00:06:12]Sure, I was drinking them into the late night. What does that have to do with my lack of sleep?

[00:06:17]What does that have to do? Tell me scientifically, tell me.

[00:06:20]Because I'm a targeted individual, okay?

[00:06:23]You don't understand, I'm being gangstalked right now. This is not >> [snorts] >> You don't even understand. Our leaders, if you want to call them that, they're reptiles.

[00:06:34]You understand that?

[00:06:36]They're lizards.

[00:06:38]No, I'm not talking about alien My god.

[00:06:40]Yeah, I know you've heard this before.

[00:06:42]Everyone's heard all of this before. Everyone has, but no one's experienced it like me, okay? No one's experienced it like me. And I I will say I made a classic blunder, all right? I used Google for every one of these searches, okay? So, they're definitely got a trail on me, all right?

[00:07:02]They definitely have a trail on me.

[00:07:07]I don't want to get zapped, okay? Right here on Melrose, all right? I don't want to get zapped at Earth Cafe, okay?

[00:07:14]All these plebs, all these freaking sheeple.

[00:07:18]I'm a different one. I'm I I I'm a different breed, okay? Our leaders, they're lizards.

[00:07:24]They're just literally lizards. Lizards are a lot smarter than you think. Even the common lizard that you find like in your garden or like on your balcony, you know, it's just come on the wall like I'm just hanging out.

[00:07:37]I'm not doing anything. Exterminate them. It needs to be gone. It needs to be gone because they're actually relaying a lot of this information back to the elites, okay, to the deep state.

[00:07:49]What does that Okay, the deep state Okay, it's a state Okay, so we're on the surface of the earth, okay, which we're going to get into that in a minute. We're on the surface of the earth Okay, this is the deep state is underneath us, okay? They're literally underneath us, deep. There's a state underneath us, okay?

[00:08:09]I'm not talking about bunkers and military bases underground. What do you You want to act like you know this stuff I'm trying to tell you. You asked why I'm looking like this and and behaving in such an erratic way? I'm telling you and you're not listening. You're trying to tell me that you've heard these theories before and you might be even more correct on them than I I doubt it. I And when I say I doubt it, I mean 0% chance.

[00:08:37]0% chance that you know anything.

[00:08:42]I'm just trying to scramble I'm just trying to scramble the EMF.

[00:08:52]She walked a little too close to me just then.

[00:09:05]That's to scramble the EMF. That's to scramble the bugs. I'm definitely layered with bugs, okay? And that's another thing, just like the reptiles that are actually lizards.

[00:09:12]People want to think it's this alien race. Aliens don't exist.

[00:09:16]I mean, come on.

[00:09:17]That is so far-fetched of an idea that obviously we're the only ones here.

[00:09:23]So, they planted bugs in us, okay? You know, they say that we eat spiders in our sleep.

[00:09:31]>> [snorts] >> What do you think? What do you think they're listening?

[00:09:36]What They're literally inside of us listening to my inner heart. Listening to my thoughts. Okay? I don't even listen to my thoughts. Okay, my thoughts tell me, "Hey, maybe go see a psychiatrist. Maybe go back to therapy. Okay, that 6 months did you really good. You were making a lot of progress and then you just stopped because you got off of your meds and now you're just living life. Okay?

[00:10:01]I That's not the case. That's not the case.

[00:10:04]The voices inside my head, I don't even listen to them.

[00:10:07]Okay, I don't even listen to them anymore. All right? But they're still being heard by the bugs. All right? So, that's what this was for.

[00:10:23]That scrambles their signal for for a good 30 seconds or so. Okay? So, we can really get to the to the nitty-gritty here.

[00:10:30]Yes, I'm being gang White Altima. White Altima right there.

[00:10:35]That's number five today. I've only seen like 3,500 cars today.

[00:10:40]Five.

[00:10:43]This is really getting serious. No, I'm not taking off my glasses. I'm not going to take off my glasses because they have retinal scanning DNA on all of your tap-to-pay. You understand that? You understand that? All tap-to-pay is scanning you. You ever heard of the mark of the beast?

[00:10:59]No, I'm not religious.

[00:11:01]I don't know what that means. The market is just These are just buzzwords.

[00:11:05]>> [snorts] >> What are you not getting here? I'm trying to teach you the the ways.

[00:11:18]>> [panting] >> I told you it's my EMF MMS RPG D Bop O2 suit.

[00:11:26]This is a scrambler. This is a scrambler. The amount of energy that this is putting out from this little block, the amount of radiation that's that's scrambling the literal DNA of this area is staggering. Okay, I got this off the dark web, all right, on this this website called Silk Road.

[00:11:46]Really legit place, all right, I just had to pay with like Ethereum or like Bitcoin or whatever and this guy from like Prussia or something.

[00:11:54]He sent me this, okay? It's like a piece from an MRI machine or something like that, but it scrambles DNA, okay? And that's the DNA of everything cuz you understand that we're all moving.

[00:12:05]This building is not actually a building, it's moving.

[00:12:08]It's got energy particles, we're all the same energy particles. This is scrambling it. So, if I were to leave this on for like 3 days right in this spot, this building would probably start melting due to the amount of radiation, but that's good because that would tell me that this place it's a false reality.

[00:12:28]He yes.

[00:12:30]Yes, they actually did. They they installed a 5G tower right on top of my my unit. I'm on the top floor. It's like directly above uh my unit. I've wrapped my entire um apartment in aluminum foil.

[00:12:44]I I sleep on it. It's very loud. It's actually extremely loud. My neighbors, they complain a lot because they can actually hear it. It's just like a You know, it actually kind of sounds like this.

[00:12:59]IT SOUNDS LIKE THAT ALL NIGHT.

[00:13:01]ALL NIGHT. BUT, what they don't get what they don't get is that I'm trying to save them.

[00:13:06]I I'm trying to save them, okay?

[00:13:10]>> [sighs] >> I'm just so scared, man. I'm I'm I'm freaking out, all right? I actually booked a cruise, okay? To to um you know that place that place the the Bermuda Triangle, okay? I booked a I booked a cruise that actually goes through there.

[00:13:28]Well, it's not technically a cruise, you're right. It's It's It's off the keys of Florida. It's It's down in Key West. I'm actually just taking this like these guys said that they have like a pirate ship. I don't know. They're some kind of like pirates or something.

[00:13:40]And they're going to take me out to the Bermuda Triangle because I'm trying to find the Hollow Earth. Okay, I'm trying to get out of here. I need to get to Agartha ASAP.

[00:13:49]All right?

[00:13:52]You never heard of a Hollow Earth?

[00:13:55]You are such a sheep. Okay. And that's just me being nice. I'm just trying to I'm just trying to I'm just I'm just trying to teach you something. I'm trying to tell you what's going on in my life and you're just not listening. You're looking at me like, is this guy ever going to shut up? No.

[00:14:12]I will never keep my mouth shut about this. Okay?

[00:14:16]There's just >> [sighs] >> There's too much going on out there. There's too much.

[00:14:22]All right, the Earth is flat. We all know that. It's actually not. See, that's the That's the funny thing.

[00:14:28]First it was the sphere. Okay, first [snorts] it was the sphere and then everyone wants to say, "Oh, it's flat."

[00:14:33]That's what they think a true conspiracy theorist would think.

[00:14:37]Is that it's flat?

[00:14:39]It's not flat. It's actually It's like a U-shape. Okay, it's like a U. It's like a U-shape. When you fly from El Salvador to Perth, Australia, you're actually you actually fly through space. People People talk about how they get on this flight and it's it's a very long flight.

[00:15:00]Okay, it's a very long flight. They all seem to talk about how, "Oh, I fell asleep in this pivotal part of the flight. It was very dark outside and it just seemed like there was nothing around and and and everyone just went to sleep as if they were resting.

[00:15:21]But we know that that's not it. They put in a neurotoxin into these planes that pushes out through the air vents, and it causes you to knock out so that they can actually fly you through time and space >> [snorts] >> to Perth, Australia.

[00:15:36]I'm taking that flight as well once I get back from Hollow Earth.

[00:15:39]Cuz I plan to go to the Hollow Earth through the Agartha.

[00:15:43]Please accept my accept my presents, Agartha.

[00:15:46]I will be back with the knowledge.

[00:15:50]And then I will put a put a cap on on all of this.

[00:15:56]Yeah, okay. Okay, sure. Sure. All of this could be See, okay. You think I'm in a psychosis right now.

[00:16:04]You're starting to sound like one of them. You're starting to sound like an agent. I think the chemtrails are getting to you a little bit.

[00:16:12]I understand that that's been disproven a thousand times, but I don't believe it. Okay.

[00:16:18]They're poisoning us with those chemtrails, okay? Do you know who Bill Gates is? Yeah, he's a guy who made a computer, but now he like owns a bunch of land, okay?

[00:16:29]He owns a bunch of land. That's bad.

[00:16:31]You're not You don't You just don't get it.

[00:16:35]You just don't get it. I'm You're going to make me Are you a clone? Hm?

[00:16:44]Cuz you're not really sounding like yourself.

[00:16:46]Yeah, they clone people. Are you Are you Are you kidding me?

[00:16:52]John Lennon, Avril Lavigne, Paul McCartney. What are you not What are you not getting?

[00:16:58]Avril Lavigne, of course. She's She's the number one clone. You know that when I started finding this out, when I started finding all of this information out, I just I just couldn't handle it anymore. I went I got a star maps, and I went to Avril Lavigne's house, and I was just banging.

[00:17:18]Banging on the gate.

[00:17:20]Tell me the truth.

[00:17:23]Tell me the truth.

[00:17:26]I was arrested. I was tazed. I was I was almost shot at, okay?

[00:17:31]Yes, I had a weapon I had a weapon on me. I have to defend myself, and I was wielding it around, of course. Like, what do you Are you not for the cause? Like, I the only reason I'm even here is because I really thought that you would understand where I'm coming from here.

[00:17:47]And you're just you're you're you're not. You're not.

[00:17:51]You've clearly been through the Denver Airport too many times.

[00:17:56]The Denver Airport? Yeah, brother, it's a portal to hell.

[00:18:02]You didn't know that?

[00:18:05]That's where the backrooms started.

[00:18:08]You understand? The Denver Airport?

[00:18:11]That's an entrance to the to to the other, and I'm talking the the the the the bad other.

[00:18:19]Yeah, I I go to the Centurion Lounge every single time I'm there. I I enjoy my experience, but that doesn't mean that I don't know what's actually going on there. And sure, the times that I've tried to explore the tunnels, yeah, they throw me out because I'm in a restricted access area, and I'm just a patron.

[00:18:35]I You think that that You think that that means it's because I'm a patron, I'm a customer, and I don't need to be in the bag where all this expensive and heavy machinery and technology exists, where all the workers get to just take their time and and sit down and be like, I need I need a I just need a moment, you know, away from everything, where everything on the back end gets handled. You think that's why?

[00:18:56]You think that's why? Or is because it's a portal to hell? Hm?

[00:19:00]I'm I'm going to say it's it's the latter, okay? It's it's obviously in the esoteric. This is not We're not in the real world anymore.

[00:19:10]We're not in the real world anymore. You don't understand that 99.98% of all of this is a simulation. Okay?

[00:19:16]Have you ever read Simulacra and Simulation?

[00:19:19]Yeah, it's a post-modernist book, okay?

[00:19:22]And it's all theory-based, but people take it literally.

[00:19:25]And that's how we should be taking it.

[00:19:27]Literally. Yeah, it's in the Matrix.

[00:19:30]Yes, I understand the Matrix is a film and it's a piece of art and creative processes and aspects on different ways of living your life and just understanding that the rat race and that these personal confines that we hold ourselves in can be broken and we can just be ourselves. I get that that's like the story, but that's not it. The true story is that we are literally plugged in, okay? They put it right in front of our face.

[00:19:54]They put it right in front of our face and if you're too if you're too uh uh uh sheep I I like to say a sheep, you know, like it's like asleep, but you're asleep. You know? If If you're going to act like that, then I just need to get out of here because it's 99° outside and I'm rocking this hoodie, okay? But this is for my protection, like I said.

[00:20:15]They're watching me because I'm important.

[00:20:19]Yes, I'm one of 14 million people in this county.

[00:20:23]I don't know what that has to do with anything.

[00:20:25]I'm I'm just as important as anyone else. That phone you're carrying right now, it's listening to this conversation, okay? It actually is listening to this conversation.

[00:20:37]Hey, we love consumerism and we love uh um we love the we love the president and all of the leaders of the world.

[00:20:48]Yeah. You're great.

[00:20:53]Just say that. You have to say that every now and then to them just to like they'll they'll stop listening for for a few minutes, you know, I probably have like eight FBI agents who are watching me right now just like through my different devices, all right? I got rid of all of them.

[00:21:05]I got rid of all of them except my my uh EMF MMS uh DV525.

[00:21:21]I wish you were more open-minded. I really do. I really wish you were more open-minded because this really just feels like a big waste of time. I was trying to drop some knowledge for you.

[00:21:32]I was trying to um open your mind and I was get you on my team cuz see you know at the end of the day I I'm trying to start this group of people who are going to rebel against um literally everything. Like like literally everything. We're going to rebel against everything even the notion that we are correct about these conspiracies. We're going to abandon it all. It's going to be a new world order, okay?

[00:22:00]I'm going to make it, all right? We're not going to let these these these lizards, these reptiles in the deep state. We're not going to let them take this over, okay? It's going to be me, all right? And I'm going to do better because I'm going to do the exact same things that they're doing but in a positive way, okay? I know What do you mean?

[00:22:20]What? I'm just going to take control of everything. I'm going to have power over everyone and everything and I'm going to make all the decisions.

[00:22:28]I don't understand what could go wrong with that because my ideas are actually good. I don't see what could go wrong with that. My ideas are not suppressing even though you won't be allowed to do so many things under my regime uh switch and control because it's just not good for you, okay?

[00:22:48]No, it's not a cult. It's not a I You need to forget that I ever existed to you, okay? You need to forget that I ever existed to you. You don't seem to be catching on to anything I'm saying.

[00:23:05]You're You're making it seem like I'm acting very erratic when I'm as level-headed and clear-headed as I've ever been. Okay?

[00:23:12]Hang on. Hang on.

[00:23:15]That's right. I got you. I got you this time.

[00:23:18]That's right.

[00:23:24]That's right.

[00:23:26]What? What? They were They were taking a selfie of themselves enjoying their matcha ceremonial grade.

[00:23:33]And I'm clearly in the background.

[00:23:35]That's a freaking agent right there, man.

[00:23:40]That's an agent. I don't care I don't care if she's 14 years. I don't care. I don't care. I'm >> [panting] >> I'm too hyper aware of the situation now. I've got so much more info that you don't even know.

[00:23:53]I I've got so much more info that you don't even know. I swear. I swear. Don't All I can say is this.

[00:24:00]Don't go to the Getty Center, okay?

[00:24:04]I warned you. I warned you, okay?

[00:24:19]This conversation never happened, okay?

[00:24:27]>> [snorts] >> Call me. Even though I have no cell phone except my iPhone. That's it. I kept my iPhone and I I do have an Android as backup as well in case you can message me on there.

[00:24:38]What? I have it on I I have a VPN, okay, turned on. All right. I learned about that, okay? I got a VPN turned on, all right?

[00:24:47]Yeah, sure. I bought it with a credit card and yes, it's tied to my Apple ID.

[00:24:53]You're trying to make me out to be a fool.

[00:24:56]We're done. We're done. Me and you, we're done. Okay? Never invite me out for this matcha ceremonial grade again, ever. Even though it it looks delicious.

[00:25:06]Never do that again. Okay? I don't want to associate with people who cannot handle the truth and who aren't willing to do anything to take over the world for their own benefit and for their own ideals, okay? Because that's what we're fighting against. The people in power, the deep state, that's what they've done is they've imparted their own ideals and ways of living onto us and we are the slaves, okay? We're the modern slaves, all right?

[00:25:35]I'm trying to do that, but in a positive way, all right? You could be a happy slave to me.

[00:25:43]You could, but you clearly don't want to be, all right?

[00:25:47]And whatever, the revolution's happening.

[00:25:51]That's it.

[00:25:53]I'm actually going to take this matcha cuz I need a little bit more caffeine, all right? I need I'm coming down a little bit and uh >> [gasps] >> I'm starting to feel a little freaky, all right? If you hear someone yelling down the street, just know it's me telling the truth. All right? If you see someone walking out in the middle of traffic, obstructing the the daily lives of these people, that's me because I'm trying to wake them up. Sheeple are asleep behind the wheel and I'm going to make sure that they see me.

[00:26:21]All right? [snorts] I wish I could say the same for you. I wish you were as dedicated to something as me.

[00:26:27]Oh, you have a family. Oh, you have your job. Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. You take care of yourself. You're in great shape. You eat healthy. Wow. Wow. That's awesome. Your family loves you. Oh, you you you spend quality time with them.

[00:26:43]Whatever.

[00:26:45]Whatever. Oh, you help your community.

[00:26:46]Whatever.

[00:26:49]I'm helping the the by releasing the truth.

[00:26:53]I am the truth. Everything I say.

[00:26:59]Peace out. Namaste. I wish the best for you. Okay? I'll see you when the revolution begins.

[00:27:06]Or will I?