Be An Imposter | Lifeline Ep. 213

追加: 2026-05-25

[00:00:01]There's one and and hang on, let me get the chord out of the way.

[00:00:06]>> Not necessary at all.

[00:00:10]There we go.

[00:00:11]>> First time's a charm.

[00:00:13]>> First time's a charm is not the saying.

[00:00:15]>> I know, but I'm getting used to it. I'm moving on up. It used to be three times a charm. It was before that it was five times a charm. Now it's just one and done, my friend.

[00:00:23]>> Some guy >> put it there. No, some don't want to.

[00:00:25]Some guy rude me. Some guy uh was saying that the uh >> making it up, you know.

[00:00:32]>> Yeah. That it's going to be great. So, no, some guy said that >> uh it's good to pause during your you talking and I am going to try to do that for a little bit.

[00:00:47]>> Can you expand on what he might like Obama?

[00:00:50]>> Well, yeah. I mean, he did not he did not say that, but >> wanted to shoehorn Obama. Such a liberal. Um, and so, uh, like our president, like our greatest president of all time, who >> just said just said his name.

[00:01:06]>> Yeah. Yeah, we know. Yeah.

[00:01:08]>> Say my name.

[00:01:09]>> Um, uh, >> what was his point?

[00:01:14]>> Well, he was saying you do this. No, no, no. Just in general. Oh, okay.

[00:01:18]>> He said because to process for so people can process what you're saying. He goes like this.

[00:01:24]Let's talk about the pause.

[00:01:29]>> People have already clicked away. Why would That's the most bad advice for this.

[00:01:33]>> No, no, he was live speaking though.

[00:01:35]>> It was I mean it was online obviously I saw it but >> Got it. Got it.

[00:01:38]>> Yeah, he was live speaking and he was like pretty scary, isn't it?

[00:01:41]>> Oh, whatever the [ __ ] But yeah, so uh anyway, I got to work on that but not too much cuz I my thing is talking and never stopping talking and uh I'm a motormouth. You know what my new thing is?

[00:01:53]>> Men.

[00:01:54]>> Men. Guys, guys, guys and guys. Um, no.

[00:01:58]My new thing is I just stare into people's eyes >> and don't talk, don't speak the funny >> unless I actually have something to say.

[00:02:09]And it makes certain people actually like go on the fritz. It's very, very interesting.

[00:02:16]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:02:17]>> You know what I'm talking about?

[00:02:19]>> Yeah, I do it.

[00:02:19]>> You do it?

[00:02:20]>> Yes. That's my thing.

[00:02:21]>> But you just said you keep talking.

[00:02:23]>> Yeah. If I'm talking to a bunch of people in like, you know, on my podcast and stuff, you don't pause. I don't pause. But >> Yeah. Well, on your podcast, you can't pause. You know what I mean? It's so boring, you know? It's like a >> Yeah, it just dead space waiting for something to come up, you know?

[00:02:38]>> Yeah. I I don't know if >> I'm kidding about I do it. Like I mean, I've done it, but like Yeah. It's some people will literally >> well cuz it's uncomfortable to >> it makes a lot of people kind of just either over talk and then kind of give in to not like you're trying to get something out of them but like they'll bend to your >> It is kind of uh >> it is kind of um a not awkward it is kind of uncomfortable though sometimes if you're with somebody I mean there are certain people where you're with and you're just like do I have to keep talking like come on dude this is so uncomfortable you're you're being so uncomfort but Like there are people who you just meet that you can just do that with and just not talk and and pause and it's okay. It's basically not my fault ever and the person who's with me's fault or it's I'm the reason it's good and you're welcome.

[00:03:27]No, but um yeah. So anyway, the pause is uh we should have more pause. But what happens if you're talking to somebody and they won't give you uh you know >> what if they're waiting to interrupt you as soon as you know what I'm saying?

[00:03:38]Right.

[00:03:38]>> I guess he was talking about live speaking, but if you're talking in a room and people are having a conversation and you pause, someone else is going to just jump right in.

[00:03:48]>> Correct. Okay. Okay. So, I figured it out.

[00:03:50]>> Live speaking. The pause is powerful.

[00:03:52]>> I agree with that.

[00:03:53]>> Right.

[00:03:54]>> Cuz it when someone's speaking publicly and they're just going to it's just like you're desperate. You smell the desperation or the nervousness and you're just like so poetry. Poetry.

[00:04:03]Yeah. you know, >> um desperation of the nervousness.

[00:04:08]>> You've been in those rooms with like in castings when you're on the other side of the table and the actors just like they're just you're just like I can't even >> bear this. I just let out farts, real loud ones, and sometimes I [ __ ] myself.

[00:04:21]>> But that's on them, dude. If they won't make it that awkward, then smell this.

[00:04:25]>> Interesting. You guys sure you don't want to say anything? Okay.

[00:04:31]Can you fight on command? No, but that that was the I I'll eat a bunch of stuff before >> just just in case.

[00:04:38]>> Um in case it's awkward. This is always so bloated when you go in. Uh yeah. So, um anyway, my hair sucks today. Does it?

[00:04:47]Well, it's doing this thing where it's poofing.

[00:04:53]Poofing's all right. Wait, what's wrong with poof?

[00:04:54]>> Poofing is not all right. I got to be honest. Poofing is not all right.

[00:04:57]>> I think it's good.

[00:04:59]>> It's not all right >> cuz it bounces when you walk. I like the poof for that reason. I like the bounce. You're not into it? No. I'm into I'm into, you know, he's been outside kind of for a while and his hair is a little used.

[00:05:19]You know what I'm saying?

[00:05:19]>> Used. You know, >> I'm not down with the poof. And I'll tell you I'll tell you what, I was never down with the poof. I was never done with the poof for hair ever. Man, woman ever.

[00:05:33]>> I don't love a poof on a woman. I love a poof on a guy, though.

[00:05:35]>> That's gay.

[00:05:37]>> Yeah. I mean, whatever.

[00:05:38]>> Why? Why? Well, yeah, but no, it looks so bad. I don't know.

[00:05:43]>> Is your hair poofing right now?

[00:05:45]>> Looks >> I don't I can't tell if it is now, but it was at the gym and I couldn't contain it.

[00:05:48]>> Looks fine to me.

[00:05:50]>> Um, >> but I like the poof, so you're asking the wrong guy.

[00:05:52]>> Marco said maybe I have Palumboism, though. And I thought he said Columbboism. Uh, but it's what's Palumboism is is a detective about abs and bellies.

[00:06:03]>> Uh, it's when your belly gets distended or or No, >> I don't know.

[00:06:08]>> It's when it pops out. You know those big workout guys after they take a bunch of steroids like years and it pops out like a turtle.

[00:06:15]>> Bubble gut or steroid gut. It's a condition in bodybuilding where the abdomen becomes distended and protrudes outward.

[00:06:22]>> And you have it? No, but he said it. Do you have it? And that that's like a compliment in my because I don't have it. So what it is is me being buff, >> but maybe of Palumboism.

[00:06:32]>> No, no, no. Cuz you get it from steroids.

[00:06:33]>> Do you take steroids?

[00:06:34]>> I've never taken a steroid.

[00:06:36]>> Okay. However, >> what you would pause uh I might take uh I might start taking peptides.

[00:06:44]>> You mentioned that, but you said you weren't going to >> Yeah. Yeah. But I had a company approach me, so we'll see.

[00:06:51]>> You know. Hi guys, welcome to Lifeline >> already.

[00:06:55]>> Three weeks space teeth. Um, so it's uh uh uh Prisc. So happy birthday episode 20 21 2013. Happy birthday in reverse.

[00:07:04]You do it in reverse.

[00:07:04]>> Happy birthday 213. It's Sunday May 24th and happy birthday too.

[00:07:08]>> Well, Priscilla Presley, Bob Dylan, and Alfred Molina, who I think is a I mean obviously I'm not everyone thinks he's a great actor, but I think he's a great actor. I emailed him once and he responded and he replied, "You're a friend, Fred."

[00:07:24]>> And I was I was like, "Three cheers for me, dude." Wow.

[00:07:28]>> He's Fred to me now.

[00:07:30]>> He's got to be old now, huh?

[00:07:31]>> Yeah. He's like in the early mid70s.

[00:07:34]>> He's so good.

[00:07:35]>> Yeah, he's good, man. He was so funny in that Stanley Tucci movie where he played the drunk uh Shakespearean actor. [ __ ] He was funny in that.

[00:07:43]>> Oh, the imposters.

[00:07:44]>> Yep.

[00:07:44]>> Yep. He's also I mean the the thing I think about him most in is Boogie Knights. It's just like the most legendary >> of course >> one scene >> steal the movie thing. It's so so epic.

[00:07:59]I mean look at him.

[00:08:00]>> Wow.

[00:08:00]>> You >> to >> you on Lifeline >> to make those choices that he makes in that scene is just like >> I got to watch that again.

[00:08:07]>> Also the choices he makes in the first Spider-Man where he's Dr. Octagon.

[00:08:11]>> Loser.

[00:08:12]>> You know complete loser. Complete loser.

[00:08:14]the choices. You know what? What choices does he make? Eight arms.

[00:08:19]What choice does he make? Let's do seven.

[00:08:23]That's a bold choice. Um >> let's do seven.

[00:08:27]>> Uh no, he he's great. Um but anyway, uh the uh Yeah, he's really funny in that.

[00:08:34]A dear dear dear. Okay. A dear dear.

[00:08:37]Okay. A dear dear hunter was >> a children's song. Uh, a gent a true gentleman, a dear dear fellow.

[00:08:47]>> A night, >> chivalous, generous, kind Fred, you know. Yeah, I'll be in Nashville.

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[00:09:46]Oh god. Um, okay. Um, yeah. My dude, you know that song? First time in San Juan.

[00:09:55]Me eho?

[00:09:57]>> No.

[00:09:58]>> It's a viral song right now on Tik Tok.

[00:10:00]I guess I just found out about it because Sam told me about it. But Billy loves it.

[00:10:04]>> There's a >> Dude, he's funny the way he dances.

[00:10:07]>> Sorry. Who did you say?

[00:10:08]>> Billy, my son. You ever met him?

[00:10:10]>> Oh, I mean, I thought you were talking about the artist.

[00:10:11]>> No, no, no, no. I know. Yeah.

[00:10:13]>> Um, uh, what was I going to say? There's a Bad Bunny song.

[00:10:17]>> Mhm.

[00:10:17]>> Bad Bunny is so lazy when he sings.

[00:10:19]>> It sound It literally sounds like he's saying Tayo Mattelia.

[00:10:24]>> Really?

[00:10:25]>> Yes. It's I think it's his biggest hit.

[00:10:28]It's crazy how much it sounds like that.

[00:10:30]>> Your name is Mattyia.

[00:10:31]>> And on the show, I listened to it and I listened to it over and over and over again. I was like, he's saying Tayama Mat.

[00:10:36]>> Wow. What's the song called?

[00:10:37]>> Uh, Tayama Matalia.

[00:10:38]>> No, for real.

[00:10:39]>> I forget the name of this song. If if you pull up, >> you forget the name of the song. You heard it so many times.

[00:10:43]>> I mean, I don't know. No, it's okay.

[00:10:44]>> You know, it's [ __ ] I'm not like a Mr. Bad Bunny.

[00:10:47]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:10:48]>> He's Mr. Matalia, but I'm not Mr. Bad.

[00:10:50]I'm the one that got away from Mr. Bad Bunny.

[00:10:52]>> Oh, I mean, okay. Well, >> the broadest shoulders on the planet, that guy. You know >> who? Bad money. He like can't fit into a room. That guy.

[00:10:59]>> He does.

[00:11:00]>> I mean, yeah. He has broad shoulders, bro. Pull him up at the Grammys.

[00:11:04]>> Really?

[00:11:05]>> Well, at the >> I mean, at the table, he was wearing >> shoulders at the Grammys.

[00:11:11]>> I didn't know that at all. Look at that guy.

[00:11:13]>> That's not real.

[00:11:14]>> What do you mean that's not real?

[00:11:15]>> Pads. Come on.

[00:11:17]>> He doesn't.

[00:11:18]>> Oh, maybe he does.

[00:11:19]>> He really does. Yeah.

[00:11:21]>> He's like a super Look at that picture.

[00:11:23]How tall is he? talking like the talking heads.

[00:11:28]>> Yeah, he's got to be a big dude. Yeah, >> no, >> he's only 5'11, dude.

[00:11:34]>> So, more than average, but he's got wide shoulders. Good for bad.

[00:11:38]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Google about his shoulders.

[00:11:42]>> Well, I mean, you know this one.

[00:11:44]>> Go to go to AI mode. It said something like specifically about his shoulder.

[00:11:51]Uh, bad became a major viral topic for his distinct fashion choices during his February 26th highprofile. Okay. Leading fans to speculate on everything from hidden protective gear to structural tailoring.

[00:12:01]>> Uh, maybe he's uh got >> always doing it.

[00:12:05]>> Yeah, he's got uh extensions in there so he can be [ __ ] mogging other people.

[00:12:10]>> Maybe he's got more small shoulders and he's always got like extendos on it. The extendo clip.

[00:12:14]>> Shoulder maxing.

[00:12:15]>> Yeah.

[00:12:16]>> Yeah.

[00:12:16]>> Well, it's working for him. I think he looks great.

[00:12:18]>> Yeah. I got to start doing that.

[00:12:19]>> Yeah. My shoulders are I am that's never been a problem. All right, you want to go into a submission?

[00:12:25]>> What's up, man? What's up, Chris?

[00:12:27]>> I look like [ __ ] I'm sick. Um, either way, dude, this is what gives me life. Okay, they got this I've been having to drink this this zero sugar vitamin water. I like this flavor. But this one now comes with more delish.

[00:12:45]>> Wait, is that what it says?

[00:12:47]>> Which if you look at >> Yes. And compared to the regular zero sugar vitamin water, >> they got the there's the exact same >> wow >> nutritional facts. So it's like where are they sourcing the delish?

[00:13:03]>> They taste the same.

[00:13:05]>> They taste the same.

[00:13:07]>> Oh, they do.

[00:13:08]>> How do you measure delish?

[00:13:11]>> Wow.

[00:13:12]>> Get back to me on that.

[00:13:13]>> That's actually You know what? I'm pissed off.

[00:13:15]>> How can they even sell this, man?

[00:13:18]Yeah, it's true. He is the dude from Big Labowski, but I It is unbelievable how you Well, yeah. What do they just have a guy? They just have basically a Chad tasted for them and he's just like, "Dude, this one is even more delish.

[00:13:37]It's It's got to be just simple [ __ ] marketing, right?"

[00:13:41]>> Well, but then but isn't that Well, I guess cuz what is delish?

[00:13:44]>> It's not. That's why it's not illegal, >> right? eight >> delicious nothing.

[00:13:47]>> It's not like they're saying more >> nutritional >> [ __ ] or something, but that's quantifiable.

[00:13:52]>> Then they'd get >> six more loads.

[00:13:56]>> I'm saying if it was [ __ ] but or laundry, >> but but that's quantifiable. But since it's just delish, you can't quantify it.

[00:14:03]>> Also, no one would buy it if it was six more [ __ ] loads.

[00:14:07]>> Also, when I have sex with my wife and I and I'm about to come, I go delish.

[00:14:14]even more delish than last time. I go >> and she goes, "Thank you."

[00:14:18]>> No, >> well, >> that part definitely doesn't happen.

[00:14:21]>> Yeah, >> I don't think any of it happens, but definitely not the last part.

[00:14:24]>> Um, so, uh, yeah, that I I that is not Yeah, that's it's a sneaky. I don't like sneaky [ __ ] from companies.

[00:14:33]>> Well, then you don't like companies.

[00:14:35]>> I know. I know. I know.

[00:14:37]>> Companies are sneaking, dude. They're naughty. Companies are naughty.

[00:14:40]>> They're naughty. Companies are naughty.

[00:14:42]Corporations are naughtier, dude.

[00:14:43]>> Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

[00:14:44]>> But but and then but what So what I was thinking was about Tiny Desk. You know Tiny Desk?

[00:14:50]>> Of course. Yeah.

[00:14:51]>> And they do know I I I [ __ ] >> You hate it. Of course I >> hate Tiny Desk.

[00:14:57]>> You would.

[00:14:57]>> I hate the idea of it. And in practice, I hate it.

[00:15:02]>> You're annoying. Go ahead.

[00:15:03]>> Okay. Get out of that room.

[00:15:06]>> Why?

[00:15:07]>> Get into a venue.

[00:15:10]>> Why? Okay. Why are there books all around?

[00:15:14]>> Why not?

[00:15:15]>> Move that tiny desk.

[00:15:17]>> What do you want? Just a blank studio with black walls and sound padding?

[00:15:22]>> Yep.

[00:15:23]>> Well, that exists, too. Thanks. Keep it that way. And only that.

[00:15:26]>> That was so annoying, dude. You know, >> here's the deal, dude. Uh, Tiny Desk.

[00:15:31]>> So, you don't like ideas?

[00:15:33]>> Mhm. Pretty much.

[00:15:34]>> Pretty [ __ ] much, dude.

[00:15:36]>> We figured it out already, dumb [ __ ] You're you're the you're an anti- idea man.

[00:15:41]>> This is why I don't like companies because companies will be like changing their [ __ ] on you. They're like, "Oh yeah, now I'll put the search bar at the bottom. Oh, [ __ ] your idea." And Tiny Desk is like this thing that's like kind of been riding the wave of, "Oh, it's cool. It's good. People like it because it's intimate." All right.

[00:16:00]>> Uh and you're selling it. You're making it sound >> This is exactly why I don't like it.

[00:16:04]>> Why though? If if >> I want it to be less personal. Give me the CD.

[00:16:10]>> Give me the CD.

[00:16:11]>> I don't want to see anything to [ __ ] 1999.

[00:16:14]>> I listen to it. No, I'm kidding. But um my point is it's going to get to the point where they're going to have to do something else. They can't just keep having artists on Tiny Desk.

[00:16:25]>> I mean, is it working for them?

[00:16:27]>> Yeah, I know.

[00:16:28]>> Popular.

[00:16:28]>> I know. But the the it has to turn into something else. But why does this bo why does how do you have time to be bothered by that? Like don't like how does a brain space exist for you to be like that pisses me off >> my whole life.

[00:16:46]>> I mean it's I actually remember the first time I saw it I was like this is stupid. But I've seen enough performances on it now.

[00:16:55]>> So here's the thing. It's gonna they're gonna do they're gonna it's gonna do the thing where they go Tiny Desk Productions or Tiny Desk Live uh in a different place and then it's gonna be like this isn't Tiny Desk or they're going to be like Tiny Desk Standup or something.

[00:17:11]>> And why does it bother you?

[00:17:12]>> Because it it's just going to ruin it.

[00:17:14]You It's already ruined for you.

[00:17:15]>> For me, but not for everybody. But I'm just saying the company always has to sneak something else in there. I was just thinking about this on the way over here.

[00:17:22]>> Grower grow or die. That is the company corporation literally how they work.

[00:17:26]Yeah.

[00:17:26]>> I know. I know. And it's it it it has to be that way.

[00:17:29]>> Yeah.

[00:17:30]>> Yeah. Because you can't survive if your company isn't getting bigger and bigger.

[00:17:33]It's like a shark.

[00:17:34]>> You can if you're a small company, but if you're an actual like >> Right. Right. Right.

[00:17:38]>> Netflix literally has to have quarterly earnings on the rise every single quarter.

[00:17:44]>> I don't I actually don't understand that in economics, but it's it's true. Yeah.

[00:17:49]>> Um and that's why so many things uh suck. Huh?

[00:17:52]>> Want me to break it down for you?

[00:17:54]>> Oh, yeah. Sure. So, some of Yeah. So, I don't get messages that are like, "We're talking about unlikely."

[00:17:59]>> That's going to happen anyway.

[00:17:59]>> Yeah. Maybe not be clear.

[00:18:01]>> In the very simplest sense, once you go public, the Yeah. The only thing that matters is that you keep growing.

[00:18:06]>> So, you need to increase shareholder value so that people keep buying the stock. And when the stock grows, then you can keep doing more with your money and you can keep making yourself grow.

[00:18:13]When you stop when you stop growing, it gives room for whatever your competitors are to grow. So it just means that like Matt said, you'll die if you are not growing.

[00:18:24]>> So your competitors will win out. You have to be better than your competitors.

[00:18:27]>> Gota be a shark. Shark shark attack.

[00:18:32]>> Children's song.

[00:18:32]>> Well, no, it's a rap song.

[00:18:34]>> Oh well.

[00:18:34]>> And it's so fun.

[00:18:35]>> Sometimes raps rap songs, new ones especially, are basically songs.

[00:18:38]>> I know that. I know that.

[00:18:39]>> Okay. Well, I mean, excuse me.

[00:18:41]>> I'm a [ __ ] triceratops. No, I'm not.

[00:18:43]>> Yeah. A new rap for sure.

[00:18:45]>> And that song is so good. That's a real >> Yes.

[00:18:48]>> That's a real rap song?

[00:18:49]>> Yeah. It was the first song that blew up. Tyler the Creator.

[00:18:52]>> I'm a [ __ ] trust seratops. No, I'm not.

[00:18:54]>> Okay. Making it less children'sish with the [ __ ] But yeah, I think that's what he says, though.

[00:18:58]>> That's exactly what he said.

[00:18:59]>> But it's good.

[00:19:01]>> All right. That's good.

[00:19:02]>> You know, >> I like Tyler. So shy.

[00:19:04]>> Taylor worked for Tyler.

[00:19:05]>> Taylor is so shy.

[00:19:06]>> I met him once. Okay. You want to air some [ __ ] out before we go on? No. Okay.

[00:19:10]You sure?

[00:19:10]>> So So all right. So you want to do another one?

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[00:20:34]>> Big dog over here.

[00:20:36]>> Hey, what's up? I'm sorry if y'all were trying to get my attention. I didn't hear it.

[00:20:40]>> I was so busy.

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[00:20:56]>> Yeah, dude. You're a car.

[00:20:58]>> Yeah. Yeah. Or from Transport.

[00:21:00]>> Yeah, dude. That is true. I get that a lot, actually.

[00:21:02]>> You get that? You're a car a lot? He's a gag.

[00:21:06]I mean, you know.

[00:21:09]>> All right. So, what's up, bro? What you got? Do you high?

[00:21:12]>> Well, first off, I just want to say Matt, I love you, man. You're pimping pimping. Uh, Chris, I saw you in Austin and it was phenomenal.

[00:21:19]>> Thank you.

[00:21:19]>> Except um >> Except you suck.

[00:21:21]>> Two people were drunk as [ __ ] and they were talking to me and my sister the whole time you were on and they got kicked out. I don't know if you guys >> Oh, they did? Wow. Yeah, I don't remember that. Wow. Yeah. I mean, that was Yeah. Well, that happens unfortunately. It happened last show. I had to throw someone out. It sucks.

[00:21:38]>> Well, don't worry, man. Your show was your set was [ __ ] awesome. It was It was a good time.

[00:21:42]>> Oh, thank you, dude.

[00:21:43]>> I'm calling because um Matt knows I'm a student at Savannah College of Art and Design and I'm I'm pursuing a career in graphic design. And >> what's that?

[00:21:54]>> Scad Boy.

[00:21:57]>> Yeah, Scabad Boy. Exactly. Um, and I'm calling because I'm I'm kind of dealing with um imposttor syndrome and a lot of worry about, you know, the direction of design and all the creative fields right now. Um, >> and I just kind of was wondering what advice y'all had in managing like doubt and worry as far as pursuing a creative career in modern times. So, >> oh man, I I think about that sometimes.

[00:22:23]I mean, I'm already obviously established and like I'm not coming up in the workforce, but my god, dude, it's changing so much. I mean, I'm sorry I'm making you feel so bad about it, but >> yeah. I mean, I think about it all the time, as you know, but uh I think that you have to do the thing that you are the best at. And I think that obviously you think this is something that you're the best at, you excel the most at. And I think that you can't Cons. Here's the thing about the future that is actually freeing.

[00:22:57]Obviously, AI is going to disrupt it already is so many things. It's going to continue to disrupt so many things and it's going to [ __ ] up so many things.

[00:23:03]But we don't worse, but we don't know how.

[00:23:06]>> Mhm.

[00:23:06]>> So, to stop doing a thing because you don't know how it's going to turn out is different. Yeah. You could veer and become uh get your nursing degree because you know there's always going to be nurses, but you don't be a [ __ ] nurse and you can do that whenever you want anyway, >> right?

[00:23:20]>> You're still you're still young enough.

[00:23:22]just do what you're doing and [ __ ] I don't know, man. I I'm I'm a big believer in like >> it's scary the future, but it's it's only as scary as you let it be. If it's that unknown, there's a tipping point.

[00:23:35]If it's that unknown, you're freed up >> because you actually don't have a [ __ ] clue.

[00:23:41]>> Yeah.

[00:23:42]>> And to pretend you do and to be scared about it is not doing you any favors. If you were going to become a [ __ ] uh uh uh programmer or something that would be different, but you're >> cruise the programmer. I don't know.

[00:23:55]>> Design is a human thing, you know, and obviously TV show >> that that can be uh uh what do you call it? Outsourced by any >> be a villain. Yeah, you have the name.

[00:24:05]>> I I I Yeah, dude. That is true. What the [ __ ] Everything's always changing. It's like, guess what? You're going to live a long time. Sucks. Bye. You know what I mean? You're not you're such an >> You're going to just live a long time and have to keep working and that's what you're going to do and you're going to you're going to you're going to figure it out. So you have to So that's already done.

[00:24:27]>> I'd like to add to what Matt was saying.

[00:24:29]>> Draven, this is Chris uh MCO.

[00:24:32]>> Um be a guy that's doing what you're doing uh with the addition of AI in your Yeah. in your uh toolkit.

[00:24:41]>> Mhm. It's the best way to separate yourself because, you know, there's going to be the guys. Not everybody wants to just do your job. They want the people that are doing that job with, you know, max optimization.

[00:24:54]>> Yeah.

[00:24:55]>> Right. Yeah. We talk about that in the writer room a lot. And it's it's a mixture between that and the other half of it is imposttor syndrome, which I know is just kind of like you kind of just got to push through that stuff, you know? And um it it's scary for sure, but this is like the first I'm 30 now and this is the first time in my life where I'm actually trying to care about the quality of my life and >> what I'm what direction I'm going in.

[00:25:19]You know, I spent my 20s like partying like everybody else does. And now, >> yeah, bro, >> I'm trying to get it figured out a little bit. So, it's a little bit intimidating, but I think it's a good thing. You know, >> the imposttor syndrome thing is is real.

[00:25:31]I've felt it before. But you know the the key is if it's not going to be you, it's going to be somebody else and that somebody else is going to be some other [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] So like if it's going to be somebody, why can't it be you? That's the way to get rid of imposter syndrome. Like it's not like you need to convince yourself that you actually deserve what you what you're maybe going to get one day or or are capable of what you need to be capable of. It's that somebody's going to get it and that person that's going to get it is probably just some random [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] So why not you instead >> an ammoniist?

[00:26:05]>> That's the way that's the way to get around it.

[00:26:06]>> Yeah. I I just uh Yeah. It's also So you're an impostor. So what?

[00:26:16]>> Everybody.

[00:26:17]>> That's another thing.

[00:26:17]>> Everybody's an imposttor. Yeah.

[00:26:19]>> You know, so [ __ ] what? Get a mustache and a top hat >> and little monle.

[00:26:24]>> Uh hello. And be a [ __ ] imposter. Who cares? Yes, it's me. I'm a cod or whatever the hell you do.

[00:26:31]>> So dick. He's he does design [ __ ] do you need any designs?

[00:26:35]>> Yeah, I'm driving.

[00:26:37]>> Hey, what's up? You need any designs or dragons, Slade? My name is Draven.

[00:26:45]>> You know what I mean?

[00:26:46]>> Yeah, I might just start rocking the British accent now. I might have to just start.

[00:26:50]>> Yeah. And change it whenever you want.

[00:26:51]>> Be an impostor. [ __ ] This is That's perfect. Be an imposttor. That's me.

[00:26:57]Impostor.

[00:26:58]>> Embrace it. Yeah, >> that's actually No, that's actually very like it's it's funny, but it's it's a it's actually very enlightening.

[00:27:04]>> There you go.

[00:27:05]>> That's like a good take, you know?

[00:27:07]>> Just push into that feeling, you know?

[00:27:09]>> Yeah. Lean in, dude. Lean in. [ __ ] it.

[00:27:11]If it's there, don't pretend it's not.

[00:27:13]Yeah.

[00:27:13]>> Well, sweet, man. Yeah. I I I like that.

[00:27:15]I'm going to rock with that. Thank you all so much.

[00:27:17]>> Cool. Help you, dude.

[00:27:20]>> All right. Love you, dude.

[00:27:21]>> I [ __ ] hell, dude.

[00:27:24]>> I hope more. I mean, but maybe not. You don't know. Uh >> there's sometimes where you help.

[00:27:30]>> Well, maybe person to person, but on a grand scale I help.

[00:27:34]>> You know, because uh sheer numbers, dude.

[00:27:38]>> [ __ ] yeah.

[00:27:41]I I I um Yeah, it's uh Yeah, being an imposttor. That's great. Lean into it.

[00:27:47]I just like So, because sometimes I feel that way, you know, and I'm just like, "All right." I remember one time I was at I was like 23, 22 and I had just broken up with a girl and I went to this >> I don't know my my buddy No, my buddy >> uh took me to this it was like a martini lounge or something in Beverly Hills >> and I I I I was talking to this girl who was like cute, you know, >> nice >> and I was just like what am I doing here? And what do I say to anyone?

[00:28:25]And I got so like in my head that I'm like, I give up.

[00:28:36]And then I was just a placeholder. I was a [ __ ] paperwe just standing around until my friend wanted to leave.

[00:28:43]>> And I was like, >> that was [ __ ] true imposter syndrome cuz I was like, why why am I even here?

[00:28:48]What do I I don't belong. And I was like, I can't ever have that happen again.

[00:28:52]>> And I always think of that moment now because it would never happen again because I, you know, you get older and standup destroys that, you know, it's just so uh Yeah, that's so funny. I always think of that moment and that guy made me think of it.

[00:29:15]Yeah, that was Isn't that weird?

[00:29:18]Feelings are all in your [ __ ] It's all inside you and it just [ __ ] you up or makes you feel good. But nothing's happening.

[00:29:27]Ah, [ __ ] >> What do you mean nothing's happening?

[00:29:29]>> I'm [ __ ] Nothing is changing.

[00:29:33]You know, in that situation, >> some woman was just talking to me, >> right? And your brain things are changing. But of course, you mean nothing externally is change. Yeah.

[00:29:43]Yeah.

[00:29:44]>> Like I woke up today, I was anxious.

[00:29:46]>> Mhm.

[00:29:48]>> And I was like, "No, just don't be." And I It took a while and it was tough.

[00:29:54]Nothing happened. Time kept going and now I feel fine.

[00:29:58]>> Mhm. Mhm.

[00:30:00]>> Hey, that a [ __ ] dude.

[00:30:02]>> I mean, actually, that's quite great.

[00:30:04]>> It's I know, but it's like, why the first part?

[00:30:08]>> [ __ ] You know what I'm saying? And it's just annoying, man. Because do like other animals have that? No. That's what makes YOU HUMAN. [ __ ] >> Do other animals have anxiety?

[00:30:22]>> Not that, but like you know, moods and [ __ ] >> It's just all so weird. Oh, great. Hey, thanks Draven. You put You're making me spiral mentally.

[00:30:31]>> Chris is spiraling, so that's good. Good job, Dven. [ __ ] imposter.

[00:30:34]>> I wonder what that chick is doing now, dude. She's probably thinking about what the [ __ ] was up with that weird guy who just broke.

[00:30:41]>> That's why I never dated and had a family cuz he was so weird.

[00:30:45]>> Yeah.

[00:30:45]>> And now I'm a loser and I still work at Blockbuster even though it's closed.

[00:30:50]>> That's her life.

[00:30:51]>> MCO never laughed like that.

[00:30:54]>> What?

[00:30:54]>> Never laughed like that. MCO, >> what's the problem with the laugh?

[00:30:56]>> Because >> And you don't like it because >> it's fake.

[00:31:01]>> Never ever ever ever.

[00:31:03]>> You know what I don't like about what you do? You decide what is a fake laugh and what isn't and it pisses me off.

[00:31:08]Also, what pisses me off is you don't like when people heart text instead of write haha on them. That pisses me off.

[00:31:13]You want You want a full list?

[00:31:16]>> No, but the the your whole thing about how people laugh, the delivery of of the of of they're telling you they enjoy it.

[00:31:25]>> This causes me no pain to hear you say this. I'm not trying to cause you pain.

[00:31:28]I'm just telling you >> I'm just telling you >> how [ __ ] annoying annoying see uh you are about other people's laughter.

[00:31:40]You're like the [ __ ] laugh police, dude.

[00:31:42]>> Laugh police.

[00:31:43]>> You're the [ __ ] laugh.

[00:31:45]>> Fake.

[00:31:46]>> Yeah.

[00:31:47]>> Why' you think it was funny?

[00:31:49]>> Yeah.

[00:31:55]>> Um >> what happened? Oh no.

[00:31:58]That was a good run last time.

[00:32:00]>> That was a good bit. Yeah.

[00:32:01]>> Did we clip it? Did he clip it or >> That sounds secure.

[00:32:04]>> I don't know.

[00:32:04]>> I don't think he clipped it. That's [ __ ] up cuz that bit was >> We got to get on it.

[00:32:09]>> We got to get on him.

[00:32:10]>> Anyway. Okay.

[00:32:13]>> We got to get him. We have to mount him in bed.

[00:32:15]>> Rear rear mount.

[00:32:16]>> But so, uh, yeah. I >> I I don't I don't mind a a fake laugh, but not from like a super close friend.

[00:32:27]M >> what the [ __ ] That's that's affecting our relationship.

[00:32:32]>> Let me Chris.

[00:32:33]>> Yes.

[00:32:33]>> Was it fake?

[00:32:35]>> The laugh? No.

[00:32:36]>> He says no. I know.

[00:32:37]>> Oh, see this is [ __ ] dude.

[00:32:38]>> I know he does. This is unacceptable to be like I know more than what the person who's telling me about themselves.

[00:32:44]>> Well, let me let me let me ask you something.

[00:32:47]>> Gonna [ __ ] utterly destroy him.

[00:32:51]>> Have you you know what this gun is like?

[00:32:53]>> There. So there are, you know, you have a like a significant laugh and then you have like an extra laugh and like your biggest laugh you possibly can.

[00:33:02]>> Yeah, there's different laughs.

[00:33:03]>> So what is what I did?

[00:33:04]>> I would say it's the smallest laugh that I could give.

[00:33:10]>> Fake. Give it >> then don't give it. Give it cuz you have to.

[00:33:14]>> I didn't.

[00:33:15]>> He He didn't do it because he was like I'm going to do this to signal involuntary bound.

[00:33:21]>> Yeah. I'll just have to >> just like laughter.

[00:33:24]>> What a [ __ ] [ __ ] What a [ __ ] true [ __ ] >> I Dude, this is how I was made, man.

[00:33:34]>> That's how God made you.

[00:33:35]>> I'm a made man.

[00:33:36]>> I I understand that we're made in [ __ ] up ways. I'm just pointing out one way that you're [ __ ] >> I you know, okay, if you >> I'm made in many [ __ ] up ways. So, >> I know. I know. I know. But I'm just saying you Yeah. I I Okay. Yeah. I mean, how often do you fake laugh? You I mean, everyone does it, right?

[00:33:58]>> I was gonna say as as close, by the way.

[00:34:01]>> Close as >> I never >> I was trying to hide it because we don't have a sponsor for it yet. But um >> uh but uh I I I think as close to never as as never could be. But you're more likely to fake laugh when you're with somebody you don't know, right? If if I mean, really, unless you just [ __ ] straight up don't like the person, >> right?

[00:34:30]>> I think the answer is yes, but I can't think of moments when I've done that recently. Like >> in like a professional situation, >> right? Right. Right. That for sure.

[00:34:41]Yeah.

[00:34:42]>> Yeah. But yeah, and that's so so if he's saying he's not and I believe him, but but if you give a fake laugh and you're a close friend.

[00:34:52]>> Oh, your friendship means nothing. Oh, and my friendship means nothing to you.

[00:34:55]>> Taking us so far.

[00:34:57]>> You want me dead?

[00:34:59]>> You want me 6 feet deep immediately?

[00:35:01]>> You don't even want a funeral for it.

[00:35:02]Okay. You want me disrespectfully dead, >> but you think so many real laughs are fake laughs and that's what's annoying.

[00:35:09]I will laugh and you'll be like, "No, don't do that and I'll be like, "You just made me stop laughing at the thing you said."

[00:35:15]>> That's so annoying.

[00:35:17]>> Yeah. Yeah. I'll be laughing and then you'll say, "No, don't do it like that."

[00:35:20]And I'll be like, "Well, now I'm >> Oh, that sucks.

[00:35:22]>> Yeah, you ruined it. You ruined it."

[00:35:24]>> Well, >> you ruined it. All right, I'll keep fighting a good fight, dude. And keep trying to make people laugh.

[00:35:29]>> Yeah. Well, you would never stop doing that anyway, even if you [ __ ] tried.

[00:35:32]>> Dude, do you know what? Do you know what? I couldn't stop that. like like under any circumstance, I swear to I swear to God if I was kidnapped, I would I swear to God I would still be doing I you know how they're like man in action movies are so annoying because the the guys always like making jokes even in the that I swear to God I would be doing that. I swear to God I would be they would [ __ ] kill me because I they go you think this is a joke?

[00:36:02]>> Yeah. and and and I it just does, Dude, I could I have I'd be like, "I'm sorry, man. I have OCD. I can't not make jokes.

[00:36:08]That's what I'm going to have to that's what I'm going to have to do, dude." Plus, this is funny. Think about it. It's traumatic, but it is funny.

[00:36:17]>> They got their masks on and [ __ ] like this.

[00:36:20]>> You're No, you're like this. Are you laughing under that mask?

[00:36:24]>> Was that a real laugh?

[00:36:27]>> Was that a real laugh? Excuse me. Was that a real laugh? Hey, could you ask Dude, could you get that guy back?

[00:36:33]the other guy. Yeah. Hey, hey, what's up? You know how I said the thing a little bit a while ago? Did you and you laughed, you kind of went under your mask? Was that like because you're like the gun in your mouth or what?

[00:36:47]>> Um, all right. Cool. You want to do the next one? Kai.

[00:36:50]>> Yo, >> Kai, what's up? Hi. Hi, Kai.

[00:36:52]>> What's up, Kai?

[00:36:53]>> What up, Matt? What up, Chris?

[00:36:54]>> Cool, bro. What you doing?

[00:36:56]>> Uh, I'm just I'm just chilling, honestly. I uh >> Yeah, no [ __ ] bro. Hell yeah, dude.

[00:37:01]Hell yeah. We just talked to a guy named Draven and now we're talking to Kai.

[00:37:05]Like this is [ __ ] a Street Fighter video game, you pieces of [ __ ] >> Yeah, you guys got great names. Also a member also a member of my Patreon. How about that?

[00:37:13]>> Oh, man. All right. So, well, >> well, what's up, Kai? Uh, that's I like the name Kyle, actually. What you got for us, dude?

[00:37:20]>> Thanks, dude. So, I will let you in on a little secret. It uh I was born Kyle and then I just removed the L.

[00:37:26]>> I can tell because it's KY, right?

[00:37:30]>> Yeah. Yep. Mhm.

[00:37:31]>> Yeah, I saw that. Yeah.

[00:37:32]>> So, >> thanks for the secret.

[00:37:34]>> Yeah, you let >> You're a clever guy >> letting us in.

[00:37:36]>> So, I just want to say Chris, I saw you two I saw you two years ago here in Portland. That was pretty cool.

[00:37:40]>> Oh, cool. Thanks.

[00:37:41]>> Um, >> and Matt. Yeah, dude. What's up? Never seen you.

[00:37:45]>> So, anyway, uh, yeah, what I want to talk about, I'm sure Chris, you can relate to this. I'm sure anyone that's ordered food can relate to this.

[00:37:52]Um, >> ordered food. Mhm.

[00:37:54]>> So, I live in an upstairs unit in an apartment building and um >> I've had multiple delivery drivers pull this one on me.

[00:38:02]>> I'm already pissed off, dude.

[00:38:02]>> I'm pissed off, too. I already get it and I'm pissed. Keep going. Keep going.

[00:38:06]>> Yeah, I knew you would be. Um, so two different people pulled this on me. They said, "Hey, I'm here with your food. I just recently had foot surgery. I can't walk upstairs right now." Two people said, "I have to come down."

[00:38:19]>> Two people said this.

[00:38:20]>> One person said it about their foot. The other person said it about their knee. I swear on my life.

[00:38:25]>> Okay. Yeah.

[00:38:26]>> Was mind blown.

[00:38:27]>> Why the [ __ ] are they driving around then?

[00:38:29]>> Yeah.

[00:38:30]>> So, that's what I'm saying. I'm like, why are you go why are you clocking into a delivery ship if you can't walk upstairs? Cuz >> most people live upstairs, right?

[00:38:38]>> Yeah.

[00:38:39]>> Sure.

[00:38:39]>> Yeah. I don't know. It just blows my mind. And I'm thinking there's some scam going on from some underground delivery driver.

[00:38:46]>> It's a deeper, but yeah, >> that they're trying to they're trying to pull.

[00:38:49]>> Well, I've seen so many taken. Uh, >> I think >> what you guys think about this.

[00:38:54]>> I think that anything less than bringing it to my [ __ ] door, >> dude. Put it in my mouth >> is utterly unacceptable.

[00:39:02]>> Put it in my [ __ ] mouth.

[00:39:04]>> I can yell. A yell. Dude, I [ __ ] Dude, put a doorbell on my nose and [ __ ] ring that >> a clown in the in the circus. In the [ __ ] circus. No, but uh Oh my god.

[00:39:15]>> I fully believe that knock on my head.

[00:39:17]Dude, if you bring food to my house and you [ __ ] leave it like at the edge of the walkway.

[00:39:22]>> Yeah.

[00:39:22]>> I'm like, what? What are you doing jeopardizing your tip? You know, I can redo your tip, you [ __ ] >> Do the [ __ ] for me 4 hours later.

[00:39:31]>> Yeah.

[00:39:31]>> Just bring it to the door. The end.

[00:39:33]That's only job. It's literally your only job. Bring me the [ __ ] food. And when I'm done, when I'm done, 4 hours afterwards, come by and hold open my anus so I can [ __ ] it out.

[00:39:47]>> That's how you earn the tip.

[00:39:48]>> That No. And that's how you If you leave it on the front of the walkway, that's how you get a tip back.

[00:39:54]>> Right. Right. Right. Right.

[00:39:55]>> Okay. So, what will what'll happen is I'll be sitting down. I'll hover a little bit. You're in front of me. Reach around, grab both cheeks, spread it open. Okay. You can put your head under my armpit or something, but that's how I'm [ __ ] if you want your tip. Thank you.

[00:40:11]>> I mean, the head under my armpit detail was quite something.

[00:40:14]>> Exactly. Almost exactly my thoughts.

[00:40:16]That's almost exactly what I was going to do.

[00:40:18]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:40:18]>> Oh, your foot hurt. How's your foot feel now?

[00:40:20]>> They have even had someone say that they left it at my door and then I go outside and it's nowhere to be found and I have to go search this thing down and then it's just IN THE PARKING LOT.

[00:40:32]>> OH MY GOD. And so I'm just like >> I left it at your door.

[00:40:38]>> People suck at their gyms, I guess, is just my point. And >> it's true.

[00:40:44]>> Yeah, people people are [ __ ] lazy as [ __ ] man.

[00:40:47]>> I mean, you kind of respect that parking lot one more than the other one.

[00:40:50]>> The parking lot one is kind of baller to be like, "Is that your door?" And then it's just in spot C23.

[00:40:55]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:40:56]>> Just like Yeah. On a stair >> in a space.

[00:40:59]>> Yeah, man. Well, yeah. That's basically all I had to talk about. Oh, that's a that's good. I don't >> It's going to be something a little more a little more heavy, but I figured I'd save that for another time.

[00:41:07]>> No, honestly, that's the heaviest thing I've ever heard. I don't I don't like it. And if you have a if you know some some Uber people will come with another person, too. You ever have that where they're like, "Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah." You know, that's pretty That's pretty cool.

[00:41:20]No, I like that because then they could go get it and they can bring it. But it's like, "What were you doing?"

[00:41:23]Talking about my food together.

[00:41:24]>> Yeah. Breathing on it. Yeah.

[00:41:25]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:41:26]>> Yeah. Whole lots of ways.

[00:41:27]>> Talking about how it's going to taste.

[00:41:29]>> Yeah.

[00:41:29]>> Yeah. Don't talk about my food like that.

[00:41:31]>> Yeah.

[00:41:32]I'm possessive.

[00:41:33]>> [ __ ] man.

[00:41:34]>> Love my tacos. Uh, yeah.

[00:41:35]>> That's awesome. Appreciate you guys for that.

[00:41:37]>> Appreciate you, bro. Love you. Thanks very much.

[00:41:40]>> Yeah, you guys made my day. Being homesick kind of sucked, but then I found out, hey, I get to do this.

[00:41:44]>> Oh, nice. Oh, cool, dude. Well, good.

[00:41:46]>> Feel better.

[00:41:47]>> Feel better.

[00:41:49]>> You know, I think about how people aren't good at their jobs and I go and then I go, it's the same loop every time. I go like this. It's so annoying people aren't good at their jobs. I try so hard at my job and then I go all right but I have my dream job and it's so hard to get a work work for people and they just start doing their thing and let them let them it's okay that's the the loop always that's always the loop my loop is different >> I also do the thing that I love >> uh and I >> jizz and guys >> yeah jizz and guys and Um, the way I think about work though is you're lucky as [ __ ] right now.

[00:42:37]>> Yeah.

[00:42:37]>> To have a job.

[00:42:38]>> That is true. Yeah, that is very true.

[00:42:40]>> So, just do it well. And also, they're you're on the clock for only x amount of hours.

[00:42:47]>> Be a piece of [ __ ] >> when you're off the clock.

[00:42:50]>> Yeah. But then Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure >> it's so it's just I mean I know it's hard for some people. They're struggling with other [ __ ] and I get it when people having just like an off moment and that's one thing but like if you're just like >> a miserable piece of [ __ ] >> Yeah. And I'm going to leave your food [ __ ] far away and say I left it at your door. Like what >> and that's your thing. That's your MO.

[00:43:12]>> What are you doing?

[00:43:13]>> Yeah.

[00:43:14]>> You know.

[00:43:14]>> Yeah.

[00:43:15]>> Um and you deserve to get reported. I hope Kai [ __ ] reported that guy.

[00:43:20]Well, I mean the maybe the parking lot guy, but I mean I I report.

[00:43:26]>> Do you?

[00:43:26]>> I report.

[00:43:27]>> Oh, I've never I don't think I Oh, well, no, I have when they really Well, cuz sometimes they'll they'll be like dropped it off and it's at a different house.

[00:43:35]>> Yeah, of course. Yeah.

[00:43:36]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:43:37]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:43:39]>> Yeah.

[00:43:39]>> Do you report if you get the order if they get the order wrong?

[00:43:41]>> Not them. The restaurant. And then I get free [ __ ] They just give you They give you credit, which is cool. Um, but uh I reported a guy one time.

[00:43:51]>> He just all he did was text me and say, "Oh, it was a bunch of coffees." I had friends over. I was getting a bunch of >> coffees >> and he's like, "Oh, the bag broke. I can't bring it in." And I was like, >> "Okay." And then I just like >> got the refund or whatever. I walk out the next time I'm out in front of my house.

[00:44:14]>> All of the coffee.

[00:44:16]>> Oh, wow. And the bag and the cups are just all over my front lawn.

[00:44:21]>> Oh, I would have for sure. Yeah, that's >> he just left it there.

[00:44:28]>> Yeah.

[00:44:29]>> The least you could do.

[00:44:30]>> What do you think the least he could do is?

[00:44:31]>> Throw it away. My My trash bin's right there.

[00:44:33]>> Well, what's more than the least? Go get it again, I guess. Yeah.

[00:44:36]>> No, just honestly, just throw it away.

[00:44:38]Say that happened and then that's cuz that's what happened.

[00:44:40]>> I'm trying to think.

[00:44:41]>> That's not his fault.

[00:44:42]>> It is his fault that he [ __ ] left a mess and then didn't tell me. Well, then not telling you is is bonkers. But yeah, not not Yeah, not cleaning up is bad.

[00:44:51]Yeah, >> it's technically I mean I'm just playing devil's advocate here, but it's not his job. He's supposed to pick up your stuff, bring it to you.

[00:45:00]>> Well, it's not not his job, though.

[00:45:02]>> It's not not his job to tell his job to get it to him >> that the entire order is scattered and dumped all over my [ __ ] yard.

[00:45:09]>> I don't agree with you, Marco.

[00:45:11]>> And don't fake laugh. I >> I wouldn't even have been like, "Yo, that's your fault." Oh, that was a real one. Cuz it cuz sometimes bags break.

[00:45:17]>> Yeah, >> sure, >> dude. I'm so tough. You know what? I think this is tougher than you guys are making it out to be.

[00:45:22]>> How so? What do you mean?

[00:45:23]>> This is more of a dilemma.

[00:45:25]>> What do you What do you think he should have done?

[00:45:27]>> Yeah. What do you think he should have done? What he did >> or tell you and be like, "Yeah, you got like >> Yeah, tell me. Tell me. Absolutely.

[00:45:33]>> That is the least he could do.

[00:45:36]>> It's It's out here now and I don't know who's going to clean it up, but you know, I'm I'm just here to bring it to you."

[00:45:41]>> So, you would agree that he did less than the least he could do?

[00:45:43]>> Yes. Okay. So, so Okay. And and to I you probably can't remember, but what exactly at least around exactly did he text you about it?

[00:45:54]>> All he said was the bag broke and and and I and there was no more like or like the bag broke, all the drinks spilled, whatever.

[00:46:03]>> Wow. Yeah, that's >> Matt. You're this guy. You were picking up all of this trash in someone's yard.

[00:46:10]>> I was.

[00:46:11]>> Matt would. I'm asking.

[00:46:12]>> Wait, you're that guy. If you're that guy that if that happens to you, >> good question.

[00:46:17]>> You would pick it up.

[00:46:18]>> I don't think you would.

[00:46:20]>> I would not leave it. I would eat. I would at the very least be like >> uh and take a pick and be like, "It's all over your yard. Sorry." But even >> that's crazier. That's crazier.

[00:46:32]>> Here's the deal, though. Lol. It's all in your yard.

[00:46:34]>> You wouldn't clean it up. I think you would. Yeah. Here's the deal. I I in this situation because I I visually understand what it was.

[00:46:40]>> This is the right way to frame this.

[00:46:42]>> The bag was just sitting there. The empty drinks were just sitting there like all you had to do was pick up four cups.

[00:46:49]>> Uhhuh.

[00:46:49]>> And the rest of the bag, >> right? It wasn't spaghetti >> and throw it away. Yeah. It wasn't a me.

[00:46:53]He didn't need to get his hands all [ __ ] disgusting and like do messy work. It was just [ __ ] >> throw. So, >> yes, I I really truly believe I would have just thrown it away because I would have been like, "Oh, [ __ ] I'm going to get reported and not have my job anymore.

[00:47:07]>> Okay, so hold on. Okay, >> I I think I I don't God, what the [ __ ] I think I would clean it up. Okay, but what then? What would I do? Oh, I would hate that if that happened to me cuz I would feel bad. There would be nothing else to do. The drink spilled.

[00:47:26]>> That sucks.

[00:47:27]>> The bag ripped. There would have been basically no evidence. I wouldn't have seen like spilled [ __ ] iced tea in on the grass in my yard. I think what I would do is yo, I'm sorry. I'm the bag broke. It's all [ __ ] up at your bag broke at your house. I tried to clean it up as best I could. The order is [ __ ] up, but you got to order it again. I'm really sorry. You get get in touch with them for a refund. I think that's what I would do.

[00:47:49]>> Probably. Yeah. Yeah. Would you have thrown it away?

[00:47:52]>> Yeah. Yeah. Right.

[00:47:53]>> Yeah. Yeah. I think so, too.

[00:47:54]>> I'm trying to think of a reason why I wouldn't throw it away. If it was maybe if it was like look if it was spaghetti and beans and all that [ __ ] then uh worst meal [ __ ] meal then I would I would obviously not get it all >> you know. Right. Right. Right. You know that's not your job. Yeah.

[00:48:11]>> Yeah. Or if I didn't have gloves or if I you know Yeah. I might leave some spaghetti on his grass.

[00:48:18]>> I'd eat it. I would just eat it.

[00:48:20]>> Yeah. And come back for like later on leftovers.

[00:48:25]Oh, I still got that spaghetti in that guy's front yard.

[00:48:30]Uh um yeah, that that's an unfortunate situation. It's one of those things that you want you want you at least want remorse. You at least want you at least you when you imagine the guy because of his tone and all that, you imagine him that we he goes, "Fuck it." Right? That pisses you off if you imagine him when he texts you and that he's going like, "Oh, even if he's even if he did this, fuck." Uh [ __ ] >> Mhm.

[00:49:00]>> H I don't And then got in HIS CAR. THAT'S WAY BETTER.

[00:49:07]>> YEAH. If Yeah.

[00:49:09]>> That's way better. And And you didn't even do anything different really.

[00:49:12]>> Yeah. Right. Yeah.

[00:49:14]>> But Yeah. But since you don't see it, all you get is a text is, "Ah, the bag broke. Sorry, I can't bring it. And then you just I walk out like a few hours later. I'm like, >> hilarious. I >> I will tell you this though. I will for sure tell you this. If that happened to me, your situation, if I was in your situation, I would have went outside right afterwards.

[00:49:31]>> 100%.

[00:49:32]>> Like when he said, "Sorry, the bag broke." I would have went outside to see if the bag was broken in my front yard.

[00:49:38]>> Well, here's the thing. I didn't even know he was there. I I for all I knew, it broke in the car.

[00:49:43]>> But how did you not know he was there?

[00:49:46]You weren't tracking it.

[00:49:47]>> I don't remember honestly. I I I figured he was close went to check and then in his car he saw that the bag broke cuz that's happened plenty.

[00:49:54]>> Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure. Yeah. The back could break anytime. But but I would I would think, oh, I'm going to make sure it's not in my front yard.

[00:50:00]>> Yeah.

[00:50:01]>> For sure would do that.

[00:50:03]>> And that's why I'm the better brother.

[00:50:04]>> Yeah. I guess you're better man than I, huh?

[00:50:06]>> No. Uh no, not better man, but but uh more crazy crazier. more, you know, obviously have certain issues that, you know, need to be obsessive about.

[00:50:17]>> It's all good. Uh, yeah, but that's Wow, that's a that that turned into one that was really good. Who was that? A live call or was that a >> Yeah, I mean has no memory. No [ __ ] memory, >> bro. You think I remember [ __ ] I Let me tell you, man. this podcast, my podcast and Golden Hour. Yo, I as soon as it's over, I remember nothing from the [ __ ] podcast.

[00:50:43]>> I'm the exact same way when when it's over.

[00:50:45]>> Oh, >> especially when I do my really long live shows and it's it's actually strange cuz it's like three plus three plus hours sometimes and I'm like >> strange.

[00:50:53]>> I literally have no idea. I have not one memory of what I just did for three plus hours >> that if if if >> that it seems like a problem, but it's not, you know, it's like why do you need to remember it? But yeah, when they're like, hey, what should we make the clip of? I go just pick something. I have no idea.

[00:51:11]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's weird. I guess it's I guess when you're on particularly when you're live, but even just when you're being t it's like you're not you're in some kind of something adjacent to like a flow state. Oops.

[00:51:25]Sorry.

[00:51:28]Oops. Traffic control or >> you know I have debated asking you guys if >> is it gay if I should take your phones away before we >> should I go to the cops.

[00:51:39]>> Let's let's do a poll. How how often one >> I checked it one time.

[00:51:43]>> Hold on. Who does it >> one time this episode?

[00:51:45]>> Who does it more?

[00:51:46]>> That's fine. But I check that's fine.

[00:51:47]But I checked it one time this year.

[00:51:49]>> It should be zero. It should be zero.

[00:51:51]You could, Dude, I I I what happened was I flipped it over and it was uh my assistant and Oh, what's up? Something's up.

[00:51:58]>> No, it doesn't matter, dude.

[00:52:00]>> Yeah, there's 9 minutes left. No, he's right.

[00:52:03]>> It doesn't matter. It can wait. If it was the emergency of all emergencies, they your assistant would text me.

[00:52:09]>> Right. Keep going. Keep keep going.

[00:52:11]>> No, he shut it down. All right. Keep it going. Keep going. Keep going. Say mean things about others. Keep bulldozing.

[00:52:16]Keep bulldozing. Keep bulldozing.

[00:52:17]>> Chris, no. You know, Matt, you're not totally innocent. Yeah.

[00:52:22]>> Yeah, bro.

[00:52:23]>> No, I'm pretty innocent.

[00:52:24]>> This guy will check his [ __ ] um baseball stat never done that. Maybe once.

[00:52:31]>> I've seen it.

[00:52:32]>> Maybe once.

[00:52:32]>> Maybe once.

[00:52:34]>> Matt's Matt's not innocent, but he's >> You know, I I I know. I know. I know.

[00:52:39]>> I know. But I did do it one time this episode. Okay.

[00:52:43]>> We're going to try it next week is what we're going to do.

[00:52:44]>> Your honor, I only murdered one person.

[00:52:46]I didn't It wasn't so different. It wasn't a mass execution, your >> honor. And you know what? It wasn't.

[00:52:51]>> Yeah.

[00:52:52]>> So, lock me up for my life, but don't say I killed more than one person.

[00:52:54]Click.

[00:52:56]>> Okay.

[00:52:56]>> When we have a caller up there and you're in in the window, like, you know, our um graphic or whatever, and you're in your window and you're looking at your man, I want to [ __ ] I want to kill him, too.

[00:53:06]>> Fair enough.

[00:53:06]>> I want to kill him, too.

[00:53:07]>> Fair enough, dude.

[00:53:09]>> All right. We're grilling.

[00:53:09]>> This guy, you're crucifying me. You're burning me at the [ __ ] stage.

[00:53:13]>> Yeah, we are. Yeah, >> we are. And honestly, honestly, it's high time we did that.

[00:53:17]>> We're the granddaughters of the witches you didn't kill.

[00:53:22]>> Lo, I have no idea what that is. It's a very historic [ __ ] thing. Okay. And describe it. I think it's pretty self-explanatory.

[00:53:35]>> You know, they killed all those witches back then and they [ __ ] Well, they thought they were witches, but they weren't. And they >> Salem.

[00:53:40]>> Yeah. And they go, "Well, we're all the granddaughters of the of the of the witches you didn't kill." Meaning, "Fuck you, motherfuckers."

[00:53:48]>> I don't think that's the translation, but >> you know, whatever it was. I don't know.

[00:53:51]I don't honestly know if it's even real.

[00:53:52]>> Yeah, probably not.

[00:53:54]>> It's a dope thing to say, though, if they did say that. If I if people stoned my grandparents, I would go and and I knew that that somebody was causing me trouble that possibly was in the same lineage as the people who stoned my grandparents, >> you better [ __ ] believe, I say. And I'm the granddaughter of the wi I mean I would say I'm the grandson I would say my and my and I'm the grandson of the witches you didn't kill.

[00:54:19]>> Mhm. You know >> well it would be a musket maybe cuz it's long ago.

[00:54:22]>> So great great great granddaughters. I mean it ruins it when you have to say more words but >> it's a real blood feud at that point.

[00:54:28]Yeah.

[00:54:28]>> Yeah.

[00:54:29]>> Uh all right let's do one more.

[00:54:30]>> And to the parking ticket guy.

[00:54:35]>> I had nothing to do with that.

[00:54:37]>> Hello. I'll try and say this as simply as possible.

[00:54:41]>> Okay.

[00:54:42]>> Um, this one is about confrontation. So, >> like people that say the same [ __ ] all the time like stories that happened 15, 10 years ago and you [ __ ] >> Sorry. What? [ __ ] [ __ ] Stop.

[00:55:01]>> What' she say?

[00:55:03]She said she she hates uh people who are telling the same stories all the time.

[00:55:09]>> Story stories.

[00:55:11]>> Yeah. She's beautiful. Go on.

[00:55:12]>> And I feel like everybody else is just being polite like >> Mhm.

[00:55:17]>> And I'm just like this is insufferable.

[00:55:20]>> I'm sick listening to the same [ __ ] >> And I can be like, oh, like I know you said this last week, but they keep going, you know? They don't take a hand.

[00:55:30]>> How do you address that? If I'm talking, these people get right involved as if it happened yesterday. Like, oh, and she said, and he said, and >> Mhm., >> you know, it's just an energy that you're just kind of like, this is so negative, and I just want to physically go up and leave.

[00:55:48]>> Mhm.

[00:55:49]>> But >> a Scottish cause a scene, >> of course.

[00:55:52]>> I also don't want to be around about those kind of people either.

[00:55:56]>> So, what would you do? Like, would you just call them out immediately be like, "Right, shut up.

[00:56:01]You've heard this. Shut up.

[00:56:02]>> I can't not say something.

[00:56:04]>> It's just going to cause arguments. I don't know.

[00:56:07]Yeah. Anyway, love you guys.

[00:56:11]>> Love you, too.

[00:56:11]>> Please help.

[00:56:12]>> I'll help you. Go ahead.

[00:56:14]>> Um, it is Well, I mean, Kristen will tell me something four times and I'll say to her, I'll say, "Oh, yeah. You told me that. Do you know you told me that four times?

[00:56:32]>> If it's a friend, I'll be like, "Ah, you already said it."

[00:56:37]>> So he So I think what she's talking about though, and like I think about this a lot too, is >> if you're friends with somebody and they're around somebody new that they haven't told a story, and you're like, I got to hear him tell his story from 5 years ago where it's like this is his anecdote that he likes to tell in this situation. You're just like, for [ __ ] sake, man.

[00:56:54]>> Yeah. and and and husbands and wives.

[00:56:57]Imagine what it's like if if one of them is a storyteller and is like this. So, I mean, yeah. I mean, been >> Well, I'll tell you this. Well, I guess I'm a professional.

[00:57:05]>> If it if it's if it's what you thought it was, which is what I thought it was, too.

[00:57:10]>> I I'm >> No, that was that could have been anyone. That one I swear to God that one could have been anyone.

[00:57:17]>> And no one knows what it is cuz that's a side thing for us. It was a massive rumbling fart >> by unknown.

[00:57:25]>> Like rolling thunder fart by unknown. Um by unknown, dude. Uh >> wow. Um then if it's that I didn't think it would be loud, but yes, it was very loud and it shook the floor. And um it then I'm like I know. I just say I know. I know. I know. I know this story. You've told this story. Some people though, they will not stop.

[00:57:53]They will they will not stop and it's it's like a glitch in their mind. So, they're out >> and it's an energy thing, too.

[00:57:59]>> The thing you're describing though is like you just take a walk.

[00:58:03]>> Well, no. Here's the here's the actual problem. Actually, I just realized this.

[00:58:07]This is the actual problem.

[00:58:08]>> Okay.

[00:58:10]>> And this is what Eric Griffin would say.

[00:58:12]I I know 100% this is what he would say.

[00:58:14]>> Okay.

[00:58:16]Your friend needs to be better at telling stories >> because because because uh I I mean I often people are like tell the story were the thing and I got to I'm like [ __ ] I tell this thing 20 times but I'm a professional okay so fine I'm good at telling stories of course whatever >> I at least I should be. So, so yeah, it's not the story that is I mean obviously there are good stories and bad stories, but you need to tell your friend, hey, get better at telling that story >> because because it could get to the point where, oh, you know, oh, I love that story. I mean, that's what standup comedians do. Oh, we got to go see that guy do his bit. Mhm.

[00:59:01]>> You know, if you're just somebody that's telling [ __ ] stories, which is most people, >> most people. Yeah. I mean, you know that no fault of theirs. It's not what they're they do. But if they do tell the same story over and over again in a group of five guys, then >> I mean, I'm not a professional storyteller, but people >> No, you're a good storyteller.

[00:59:21]>> Tell tell your Mel Gibson story. And I'm like, [ __ ] yeah. Dive right in.

[00:59:24]>> You're a good You're a You're a You're a You're a very good storyteller.

[00:59:28]>> Thank you. I I I I do think most people like I've seen people I've seen it. So I can't imagine how much you've seen it.

[00:59:36]People are like I think I can do standup comedy. I was thinking my jaw [ __ ] hits the floor cuz I'm just like you are the most stone cold boring ass [ __ ] I've and least funny [ __ ] I've ever even encountered.

[00:59:47]You think >> you could just get up in front of a crowd and make people laugh for what 15 minutes? You're out of your [ __ ] mind. I'm an astronaut.

[00:59:55]>> You think you you think you'd be a good son? I think I'd be a good astronaut.

[00:59:58]>> Oh, you think you'd be a good creator?

[01:00:00]Oh, cool.

[01:00:03]>> I'm I'm >> Could you imagine if you did that?

[01:00:05]They'd be like, "What are you doing?"

[01:00:07]I'm an astronaut.

[01:00:08]>> Yeah.

[01:00:11]>> Yeah.

[01:00:12]>> What's the thing? You can't hear something in space. What's the [ __ ] >> the alien? I wanted to use it.

[01:00:17]>> They can't hear you scream.

[01:00:18]>> I wanted to use it for the joke, but I couldn't remember it.

[01:00:20]>> Okay. Well, >> I'm autistic. Um, nobody.

[01:00:26]My mind's a rolodex. I So, but yeah, that Yeah, I've never been so sure what Eric Griffin would say. Your friend needs to be better at telling stories.

[01:00:40]>> Um, but yeah, I He's right, but he's not going to The friend's not going to get better at it.

[01:00:49]>> No. Well, I know. It's just not going to happen. Well, you should be better the more you tell the [ __ ] same story.

[01:00:53]That's the thing, >> you know. I think people think that the story is the thing that is going to be interesting.

[01:01:00]>> It's not. And it's it I mean it could be, but it's very rarely that.

[01:01:04]>> Yeah. I mean, it has to be an incredible story, but if you're not good at telling stories, the story is going to be not right.

[01:01:11]>> Even if it's a good story, >> right?

[01:01:13]>> You know, >> like that Mel Gibson's story is pretty good. But you also are a good story storyteller.

[01:01:19]>> Yeah. Um, uh, >> but the wrong person would [ __ ] it up.

[01:01:21]>> Yeah. Oh, absolutely. 100%. Yeah, of course. Of course.

[01:01:24]>> Um, but yeah, I was thinking about that on the way here about the standup thing >> and I was actually thinking like I'm so grateful that I tried to do standup like because I would have always [ __ ] wondered, no, I have to be a comedian. So, >> well, you'd also be living on the street. So, >> yeah. I and then I I had um uh I was driving here and I was like, "What if somebody asked me what would I" Because sometimes people be like, "If you weren't doing this, what would you be doing?" And I would I would I would I would say, "Oh, just nothing. I would just get some [ __ ] [ __ ] job."

[01:02:04]>> Mhm.

[01:02:05]>> And just wait to die.

[01:02:07]>> Well, I mean that's >> Well, no. No. After I had kids, I'd obviously for my kids, but like >> Yeah. I would just [ __ ] have a different banana Republic salesman. M >> uh you know uh >> you'd get fired at both of those in two days, >> right? I would, but that's because I'd be cutting a rug cutting a rug up. You know what I mean? No, not dancing.

[01:02:26]Cutting uh cutting jokes. I don't know what the [ __ ] thing is.

[01:02:29]>> Yeah, >> but um cutting the cheese if you know what I mean.

[01:02:33]>> Well, there's a dog scraping me. There's a dog scraping me with her nails.

[01:02:37]Scrape. Oh, scraping. Hi. So autistic.

[01:02:39]So autistic.

[01:02:40]>> You want to come up here?

[01:02:41]>> Um >> you going to get growled at lift Tina?

[01:02:45]Oh, no. She didn't grow.

[01:02:47]>> Anyway, I'll be in Nashville. I'll be in Las Vegas. I'll be in Salt Lake City.

[01:02:50]Come see me chrisly.com. Denver and a bunch of different areas. Pittsburgh, Brea, and Miami and Washington DC. Thank you very much.

[01:02:58]>> patreon.com/lifeline lluxury. And of course, patreon.com/mattia.

[01:03:06]>> Hi, Tina.

[01:03:12]Hello.

[01:03:14]Hello.

[01:03:15]Hello.

[01:03:17]Hello.

[01:03:19]Hello.