The analysis correctly identifies Red as the dominant strategy, showing how individual self-interest can paradoxically guarantee collective survival without the need for mutual trust. It is a sharp demonstration of how game theory provides a robust, albeit cynical, solution to social dilemmas by removing the risk of altruism.
Install our extension to search inside any video instantly.
Chip’s Wedding Podcast, AB vs Professional Footballer & GTA 6 Millionaires… EP. 284Added:
How was your holiday, bro? Welcome back.
>> Thank you, man. I was in a resort.
>> Swear.
>> Wellness resort.
>> Are we rolling?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah, we always roll.
>> Ah, you can't do that.
>> Okay. Welcome back to the podcast. This is another boys app. It's what we do, baby.
>> That's more like it. Jeez.
>> Welcome back, Alfie Bottle.
>> He's not been about >> How was your movie? Did you finish the movie last night?
>> What movie? Oh, yeah.
>> Tell the people about your movie.
>> I don't really get spooked by horror films, right? But there's one that I remember my boys told me about and I was like, "Nah, you lot." So they like watched it at sleepover and I was like, "No, I'm mad busy tonight. I can't go."
Um, >> so were you actually terrified of watching this?
>> It was called The Visit and it's basically these kids go to the It's not new at all.
>> Okay.
>> And they go to their grandparents.
Grandparents moving really weird. And then they Skype their mom, show them, show them the grandparents, she's like, "That's not your grandparents." And they've been there for like 4 days and the grandma's like naked at night scratching on the door and it's just like [ __ ] I think turns out they're both like schizophrenic dementia. It's not new at all, but I've basically avoided it my whole life and then last night I was like, "Nah, I'm watching it." And I did.
>> And And you completed it all the way through.
>> Completed it. Yeah.
>> And how did you feel after? Like >> really spooked out.
I finished it and I finished it and I was like, "Yeah, now I know why I was avoiding that. That was [ __ ] >> I'm going to lock in and watch it. MLN >> 3.1 on letter box. I normally wouldn't go that low, but for you, I would. I mean, horror films surely are never high on that.
>> No, sometimes >> they're all pretty goofy.
>> I'm not going to lie, though. As soon as you hear the M nice and [ __ ] >> I imagine it's got some [ __ ] twist then.
>> It's not really >> I think the twist is the bit where the >> know that from just it's [ __ ] >> [ __ ] I'm actually going to I'm actually going to watch that tonight.
>> Also, if you are going watch the Legends series, I keep telling you to watch.
>> Oh, I started that last night.
>> So good, bro. It's fell asleep. It's number one on Netflix right now.
>> That's going to win uh BAFTA on mobile or something. I fell asleep.
>> You know what? I only found out on this shoot the other day. I was doing a quiz that Mo was like like a black award. So, I thought like, "Oh, they're just dominating this [ __ ] They're dominating this shit."
>> What does it stand for? What does it stand for?
>> Oh, it stands for music of black origin.
>> [ __ ] So, you didn't know that the Mobos was celebrating black music culture?
>> Ah, it's okay to be a H1.
>> Yeah.
Yeah.
>> Did he?
>> Yeah. I don't know.
>> I think they chuck us an award or something.
>> Yeah.
>> Just every now and then it's like, "All right, you've done a little small contribution. Here you go."
>> Yeah. This is for you.
>> Have a little something.
>> Yeah.
>> Um, >> you not seen that Spotify update?
>> Yes.
>> Most played [ __ ] >> What have you got? We're all three of us. Let me guess. Drake. Drake. Drake.
>> I've definitely got some Drake in there.
>> Central Sea is my number one.
>> Really? Actually, that doesn't surprise me at all.
>> Think I don't listen to much uh Oakley these days, but like Oh my god.
>> Oh my god.
>> He does not know you like that. He does not know you like that little >> No, but it was just more like back in the day there was so many like I was there the whole time. Wild West 23. No.
>> Do you re do you reckon Central Scene knows who you are?
>> Nah.
>> Do you believe that? No, I do believe that. I don't think he does.
>> He might. He might have just he probably has seen the original your family talk.
>> I don't know, bro. I've still been trying to figure out the whole my [ __ ] is gay bar.
>> What?
>> My [ __ ] is gay. I've still been trying to figure that out.
>> What? How does it go again? How does it go again?
>> I'll kind of be homophobic. My [ __ ] is gay. But the thing you might not deep in cuz you listen to me.
>> That's his misses. But she's gay. So I just don't understand what he's talking about.
>> Well, maybe she's bisexual.
>> She's bisexual, bro. She loves girls as well.
>> Nah, Oki would have said bye if you meant by.
>> You You're right. You know, >> yeah, >> I think that was a lack of experience in the younger central seat or the younger Oakley as he called.
>> First of all, this ain't young. This is his prime.
>> This is literally >> How old is he now?
>> 27. I don't I that was actually a guess >> being by gay. No, bisexual. Damn.
>> So, you've just dissected his bar and told him that it's [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Anyway, what have you boys been on?
>> Well, my my top listen to my my top listen to was Drake. And this is actually disgusting. 68,000 minutes of Drake.
>> It's kind of valid. He's got like endless >> mate. Endless bangers.
>> I only got 8,000 minutes.
>> No, no, no. Wait, what? Only 8,000 minutes of who? Of Drake.
>> And that was your top.
>> Yeah.
>> You're just not really a music.
>> I'm just not really into it. Like, you got to remember as well, bro. I was a bit like I was [ __ ] around on Napster and [ __ ] >> Lime wire.
>> Real OG [ __ ] Lime wire. You never even heard of this pirate. Yeah. I don't know. [ __ ] hell.
>> By the way, can I just say, you know how the police cars going past our campsite right now? Actually really adds to the whole [ __ ] Like, I really like it.
>> I like that you added that in actually.
That's >> I told you it's atmosphere. Yo, so back in the day to watch movies for me before Netflix existed. Uh, and I imagine you might have done the same. Um, you would go on to Pirate Bay, sort by top, see what the most recent like down movies that had come out. You'd have to download it with rip it and then just watch it on your PC. Did you do the same thing?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But there'd be loads of times where I'd download it and then I'd just like brick my computer because it was a virus and I was like, "Oh, I've I've been done again."
>> You got I had you had to go to trusted users.
>> Yeah.
>> Like the ones that the guys that were reliable, >> bad good reviews and stuff, >> but sometimes I was so damn bad for a particular thing. I would take the risk.
>> Something new might come up. You might be like, "Oh, this might be just some guy who's got all of it." And then you're [ __ ] you probably never had to do that.
>> No, I miss Blockbuster though.
Blockbuster was a [ __ ] motive, man.
Well, going to Blockbuster. That was just like I feel like films aren't appreciated anymore as much as they were just because you just if it's [ __ ] you just click off and you're like let me whack something else on gone out your way. You've grabbed that one DVD home you watch you're finishing it >> and you got to bring it back in. Did you ever have love film?
>> No.
>> I think my mom did. Is that the one where >> I don't know.
>> Was it? the one where it gets delivered delivered through the post and you get like a little um [ __ ] CD in the >> I think I have a little paper thing >> or like a DVD >> and you would just have to ship it back.
>> It was rentals but it was Imagine Blockbuster had sex with Deliveroo >> mean but I don't think I ever >> I love going to Blockbuster though.
There was a real treat and it also had a specific scent you know and the person behind the counter they look like they wanted to kill themselves but it was just a pure vibe bro.
>> Yeah they were [ __ ] Yeah it was. You go up and you be like, "I'll just take this, mate." You sure you're [ __ ] depressed.
>> Come on, bro. Cheer up. This place is gonna go up during a year.
>> [ __ ] hell.
>> Lock in, bro. You probably get free rentals killed.
>> This is going to be an Airbnb soon, bro.
>> Oh, that is true. They turned the last Blockbuster ever into an Airbnb, didn't they?
>> Is that actually law or I thought you were just ripping?
>> Oh, that's pretty cool.
>> I think the last Blockbuster still exists.
>> Yeah. No. I wanted to make a video going to it, but I was like, what do I do?
>> Like, what do I watch along just watching a film?
>> Just get some block. This is it, guys.
>> Remember last time, Chip, we went over all of our holiday essentials and all the good stuff that we needed to bring.
We did a great blind ranking. Well, we're back and this time we need to cover up some other topics. Now, I want to say a big thank you to today's sponsor, Jet 2. We are one step closer to booking our holiday and we're in luck as now is the best time to book and get locked in for this year.
>> And look, I know we're considering a beach holiday. I know that's what you're looking for, but there are many more options for us.
>> Well, look, we I I know we we we consulted the group chat.
>> We did.
>> And what did we get?
>> I mean, the potential a potential city break is on the cards.
>> I don't mind it. Look, you can have you can have your sun soaked beaches or you can have your buzzing city breaks, right? Whatever you're after, Jet 2 can get your holiday out of the group chat.
>> I mean, yeah, I did some more research after the last pod and I do think the boys are right. There are plenty more options and as long as I'm getting a bit of sun, I kind of don't mind.
>> Well, similar to last time, Stanley has put together a little blind ranking for us. Um, let let's go into this. Okay, so we're going to have the categories again. We're going to have number one is going to be the nothing beats category.
Number two is going to be the to be beaten category. Then number three is going to be jet to be decided.
>> Fourth is going to be jetting better.
And fifth and rock bottom is going to be the got to go category.
>> All right, I'm ready.
>> Okay, let's do this. Different types of holidays. That's what we're ranking here. Okay.
>> Right. Number one is a city break.
>> City break. I think for me because we live in the city, it's just going from one to another. I don't see it so much as a top holiday.
>> I'm putting it in three though cuz it's not bad. Like I don't mind a city at all. Like it is brilliant, but I can't give it like top two. I think we go three.
>> Let's go three, which is the jet to be decided category. Okay. And not only that, but remember with the city breaks, it sort of fits into if you got a quick only a little bit of time, quick schedule, boom, in and out, city break done.
>> It's a very versatile holiday.
>> Now, some of the ones that you can go to, especially with Jet 2, you got Rome, Marrakesh. A couple of my mates just came back from Marrakesh, so that's an absolute belter. Kow as well. So, there's some really solid options.
>> Get out there, see the world.
>> A beach holiday.
>> I prefer a beach holiday, bro.
>> This is This is up there. I think everybody in the world loves a beach holiday.
>> Dare I say number one?
>> I don't know.
>> Like what's better than a beach holiday?
>> I don't know. This is tough. Not much really.
>> A golf holiday.
>> Nope.
>> That's that that is number one for me.
>> No. Okay, fine. Beach holidays going one just in case golf holiday pops up.
>> So you want to put it into the nothing beats?
>> Well, I just don't think anything's going to get better.
>> I I agree. There's so many good beach holidays.
>> Like wherever you go, tropical island, whatever beach, it just bangs.
>> Right. Number one, put it in there.
Right. Number three is an active holiday.
>> Active holiday. Surely this is like my golf.
>> Nah, I don't. Yeah, I get >> golf, hiking, cycling.
>> These are good where you're just getting stuff in, doing stuff. I like I like going and adventuring around islands and stuff like that. So, I don't mind that.
The good news is if I was to hypothetically go on a golf holiday, right, there's good news because you'll get 10 kg of hand luggage included when you fly with Jet 2, which is super important. 22 kilos, right, of baggage on all Jet 2 holidays. And there's no sneaky little extras or like fees or puzzles. It's just peace of mind and that's what you need. Okay.
>> Mhm.
>> All right. Where do you want to put the active one?
>> If it's golf, fit five.
>> No. No, I I can meet you at 4 and there's no way it's going >> but it includes like actual other stuff like >> Yes, there's high kings hiking, all that stuff.
>> Proper stuff like badon.
>> That means we can take Theo Baker on the holiday.
>> Yeah, >> fine. Four.
>> Right. Next one is an all-incclusive >> all-inclusive. That can that can be pretty class.
>> It can be, but I don't know. I just I don't know. They're not for me. But I can see the appeal for sure.
>> The problem is this this would have been for for me if you would had it my way.
Active holidays in two. Active holiday is in four.
>> Active holiday should be fifth if it's golf.
>> You made it too much about golf. You made it about you and look what's happened. Sorry. Yeah.
>> So, is it are we forcing this into five?
Then we have to pray something good is coming in at 10.
>> Well, the thing is, look, all inclusive is good and it can be good. It's just not my preferred option. So, I wouldn't have norally put it second, but >> we can't put it second. It's not second for us. It's not better than a City Break.
>> I think it's >> all right. We have to put it five, but we've messed this up.
>> I think we've messed this up.
>> Right. And coming in at number two, the one that we have left is what is it, Stan?
>> It is a party holiday. Don't mind that.
>> Don't mind that at all, actually. Cuz I wouldn't be putting P holiday in five.
No way.
>> No, I think we've actually done quite well here. You get all the boys out there, have a good time. Vibes are up.
Um, and look, let's be honest. If you're talking parties, you're talking IA.
Really?
>> Yeah.
>> Right. The good news is we're one step closer to making a decision on the holiday. We have to take all this back, report it back to the boys, report it back to the group chat. Now, they've got 75 different destinations to choose from. Jet 2 will handle all the details so that you can just focus on the fun, the freedom, and the moments that matter.
>> Look, they've got an award-winning VIP service, luxury or budget options in Europe's top hotspots.
>> And the good thing is, you can just book it with Jet 2. You know, they're going to handle it all for you. And then your cost is locked in. It's done. Nothing beats Jet 2. So, don't be the one that misses out this summer. Scan the QR code on screen or head to the link in the description to book today. Uh, AB, you did like a little dump in our group chat. What actually happened this week?
>> A little dump. Uh, oh, >> a little dump.
>> Virus.
>> Oh, yeah. Hand virus. [ __ ] >> It's just f. So, what was that? What was that? So, basically, it's um >> on a cruise.
>> Yeah. Some rats have [ __ ] pissed or nibbled or [ __ ] somewhere and someone's gobbled it up.
>> They've somehow this rat has somehow infected some food or some drink or something that someone's digested and this hand virus has got into humans and it has like a high mortality rate and a couple people died and people on the cruise posting videos like we are people like we don't just want to be a headline.
>> Yeah, >> after we nuke that cruise, bro. But >> I'm wondering why are we taking any risk, >> bro? They're like, "Oh, no. They're people. They're families." What cruise?
I'm like, "Nah, someone help." However, I'm seeing [ __ ] like, "Oh, yeah. So, they've they've got off in like England and Southampton.
>> They've got a plane to Switzerland." And it's like, "Oh, so we're just doing a whole tour of the world with Hans."
>> Whoa. So, wait, they were just allowed to jet about?
>> No, they were stuck on it for ages and we're like, "What are we going to do with this?" And then you see like headlines like, "Oh, they're coming to the UK now." Class, >> they're doing like a world tour of the V.
>> Yeah. Surely they just come off the cruise and like uh quarantine and then until the sound. Is that >> I don't know, bro. Anyways, look, that [ __ ] went down.
>> So, what has it gone now? Is it wrapped?
>> It's not even really a thing. I think it's just some headlines.
>> I feel like every year we have um ever since the old cover stuff, there's always one thing every year everyone goes, "Nah, this is the new one. This is the new one."
>> It's an easy >> Nothing will be like the OG. Let me tell you that right now that [ __ ] I keep getting messages on Snapchat like, "What do you think about antivirus? What do you think about?" I'm like, "Bro, just go live your life." I don't even think it doesn't enter my mind at all. Ever.
>> Nah, >> not asked. I'm not a rodent.
>> It's a rodent thing, bro.
>> What about if [ __ ] Louie or whatever his name was from your gaff?
>> Louie.
>> Oh, Gus.
>> I was thinking that cuz I was mad the other day. I was like, I could have been patient zero. I actually did this whole zinger in my vlog, right? It was a really good clip, but like I coughed in my car and then the rest of I'm driving my steering wheel. You could just see like what I've coughed up on my knuckle.
Oh my god.
>> I was editing. I was like, "Oh, this is just fuck."
>> Oh, you didn't do it on purpose. What was it? Just like spit.
>> I went like that and then was like driving on the steering wheel and I was like, "Oh, I've just [ __ ] up this whole car."
>> Got [ __ ] we bits and green monster all over you in the morning.
>> Um I saw one bit from your vlog actually where somebody commented saying like you let off like a ripping fart and you just didn't address it.
>> Oh no. That just straight up fart.
>> Yeah.
>> Like straight up just wasn't a fart.
>> I didn't think so. No, I just >> You think I'd fart on a vlog and then just like pretend it didn't happen?
>> What is control of?
>> This sounds like a good vlog. Have I missed a little dive or something?
>> I uploaded a little movie.
>> Was it a nine or a 10 out of 10?
>> It was a 10 out of 10, right? Horrible mood. Wake up next day. Five.
>> Oh, nothing beats that feeling. By the way, nothing beats that feeling.
>> Actually, Mity did do me dirty though.
>> Why? It's a >> clip of me having a nature piss and then like 2 minutes later eating a sausage roll and she's like, "Same hand."
>> I saw that. Who you [ __ ] work for, bro? Thought you were clipping up our [ __ ] to like level us up.
>> Yeah, that was >> they could do numbers.
>> I don't know.
>> Plus, bro, you know what? If your meat's clean, [ __ ] it. You all you're doing is going for genuinely have a question. I I have a serious thing about that.
>> It's the same. You know what? It's another sausage roll.
>> Well, >> god forbid you can swap one sausage for another.
>> You know what I mean?
>> This ain't halal, though.
>> All right. All right.
>> Yo, that [ __ ] bro. Fine. I'll let my dad know that.
>> Sweet. I'll tell him [ __ ] genu genuinely serious. See, when it comes out like if you just go for a piss, right? Everyone say like, "Wash your hands. Wash your hands." All I've done is >> it's my genius part of my body.
>> Yeah. That this part of my body is not exposed to anywhere. Surely that has the least amount of bacteria on it.
>> Yeah, it has to.
>> So why is it that now I've got to wash my hands?
>> Yeah. Like your feet, they're getting a bit sweaty in your socks. Your hands are touching everything. Your arms are brushing against [ __ ] Your like getting a bit sweaty at the gym. Nothing touching, bro.
>> Yeah, >> that's nothing.
>> Nothing.
>> No one's touching this [ __ ] bro.
>> But yeah, I just think we need to look into this as um and we need to >> our culture needs to need to potentially shift. This is wasted time. I mean, it to say that takes 30 seconds. You you take 30 seconds from every day, you get a year and a half by the time you're 24.
That's a year and a half of productivity that hasn't been applied to advancing the human race. It's just something to think about.
>> That's true. But also, don't forget about the test boost you get from sniffing your balls.
>> You talk about that a lot and I still don't think mine have a scent cuz I've tried it since you've been talking about it. I'll be I don't know what he's on about.
>> You must be doing something wrong, bro.
Because >> your [ __ ] smelling.
>> You said nothing. It's unscented.
>> That's a disadvantage in my opinion, bro, cuz I genuinely get such a high off mine.
>> You need to go and do a blood test. I want to see what sort of test >> you Google. Why do men like the smell of their own balls, Stanley? I need to know if there's like a little bit of a science behind this. Tell you what, I'm not even curious.
>> I'm not enjoying showering at all at the moment.
>> Why is that?
>> Freezing cold. No hot water in the flat.
Been a month of no hot water.
>> So, why have we not fixed this?
>> I'm not a plumber.
>> Can you smell your >> No, but you you just form and did like sociology in that. I didn't do an apprenticeship. What am I meant to do?
>> You did. You message the landlord and you say, "Yo, I haven't had hot water in a month. Any chance? I paid 60 grand up front." I messaged her saying, "What's fuck?" She went, "I'll put you in contact with a plumber."
>> No, >> not the answer I wanted.
>> So, >> they should for you.
>> So, not only is it freezing every morning, like freezing, cuz I think when you've not got hot water, it's colder than just putting the shower on cold.
Like, it's a different level of cold. I don't know why that is, but it's like some [ __ ] internal pipe [ __ ] So, I'm in that, but it's also drizzling as well. It's also really weak. It's not even like I can embrace it. I'm just like being spat on.
>> I start every morning just [ __ ] And then your [ __ ] knobs just >> No wonder you're in a bad mood, bro.
Like you start your day with that.
>> Just wake me up. Drilling into my [ __ ] roof. Optimus Prime just stomping on my [ __ ] ceiling.
>> Why don't you go out on the balcony, have a little wor or go out?
>> You can't because they're [ __ ] drilling and all sorts on the balcony.
>> Mirrors in my flat. Everywhere I look, there's like a builder and I'm like I can never walk about like dude out ever anymore.
>> You need to go out off some tea and biscuits and say you're all right, mate.
Just keep it down.
>> He's not working on my thing. Go [ __ ] himself.
>> I just said you never know. Sweeten them up a little bit.
>> Start at half eight as well, which everyone says is a reasonable time, but [ __ ] off.
>> To be fair, that's a good wake up time.
>> Normal because most people wake up for work.
>> Yeah, it's been quite nice. Not even set an alarm. Like, I know I'm going to get woken up by some [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Yeah.
>> Men often sniff their hands after touching their crotch as a subconscious primal maintenance check to assess hygiene, health, and fermone levels.
[ __ ] it. Yes. Oh my god.
>> Self assurance or self-reerential behavior that reinforces their own scent. Similar to checking oneself in a mirror often result in a weird sense of satisfaction. [ __ ] yes. Come on.
>> Yeah.
>> Noodle >> pheromone and musk assessment.
>> I want to what? What is >> feeling alive?
>> Is that what you telling you man? I get that I get that hit and I'm like this [ __ ] is real.
>> There is no way when I honestly sniff my balls. I'm like yeah there's no way it's a simulation because you can't simulate this [ __ ] There's no [ __ ] way. No computer could ever code to smell a m >> I need to get into that, bro.
>> Bro, please. Right.
>> I'mma I'm going to let you test mine out and then you know what you're looking for cuz mine I'm talking I'm top one >> you're looking out.
>> I'm top 1%. I'm top 1%. Like you're not of like scent of pheromone.
>> Yeah. Like I'm I'm honestly giving a boot. Like Us saying Bolt would sniff mine to hit the [ __ ] world record.
>> I didn't even know I didn't even know pherommones were a real thing, you know?
>> You know that little [ __ ] they sell in the cans in like Thailand that keep you awake?
>> Yeah, >> they [ __ ] bottling up my orders, bro.
>> I believe you, bro.
>> Uh can you get like feromone after shave and [ __ ] Is that >> Yes. Yes. I just uh I just had some on um my second channel. I tested it out and it's like meant to make girls more attracted to you.
>> I don't know if that's a thing.
>> It does not work, bro. Well, this is like I saw I saw Clav on about uh he was saying he thinks he >> he was saying he was saying he takes like Viagra before he goes out. So like he thinks when he's dropping game on a girl in a club it's like way more success, right? If he's fully >> break up. Yeah. So you got to have a boner for it to like cuz supposedly it's just like an aura.
>> Like they can sense the boner. But I was thinking they probably just see that you're fully.
>> And also you have to be the right guy to do that. If you're the wrong guy, you [ __ ] Do not go up to birth.
He's fully Brit, right?
>> Can you sense his love?
>> I saw him talking about the birth control thing. How like it girls are >> like Kylie Jenner must be on birth control to be attracted to Tim.
>> No, but that I'm pretty sure that is I'm pretty sure birth control does make girls to different Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Could be cooked. Yeah.
>> I thought it's the other way around though. I thought No.
>> If you're on it, you're attracted to more feminine men apparently.
>> It lowers their estrogen or something.
>> Is your misses on it? No. And I'm And I'm not exactly like the most Now you are though, >> but I'm breaking bound boundaries, bro.
I'm different.
>> What do you mean? Yeah, your whole She probably just took one sniff of the second.
>> She just look at me and go, "Fuck it.
Whatever it is, I want it.
>> Whatever the [ __ ] that is, I'm about >> I'm about that. I'll have a little bit of that."
>> [ __ ] hell. Anyway, what else has happened since I was on my >> little holiday?
>> Yeah. You went Oh my Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Working, bro. No, I love that. You've been on grind.
>> He's got the [ __ ] from a JJ vid.
>> Oh, yeah. So, me and me and puddles.
>> No, it's not, bro. It's like a [ __ ] volcano out.
>> Rusty water just squirting the whole [ __ ] wall.
>> God damn.
>> It's like someone's just attached a hose to my [ __ ] bro. It's [ __ ] >> You know, I've never had this [ __ ] >> Perspective, bro. Free chalky milk.
>> I haven't had it in ages cuz, you know, I I eat so many different places.
>> You don't know where it's coming from.
>> I'm so careful about what I eat cuz I'm I don't want to get food poisoning. And then the one time I'm on set and I get food poisoning from JJ's video. The to people that don't know and the reason why like well I'm 99% sure it's there because I'm eating all sorts of weird [ __ ] and it was it was called food impostor. Yeah.
>> A it's got to be from that >> my nightmare.
Now he's got [ __ ] imposter.
>> Anyone else asked me to do that vid to the instant no.
>> Yeah.
>> [ __ ] it.
>> Did you do it as well?
>> Yeah.
>> So what what what did you guys have to do in the video as a main channel?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. We won't like spoil any vid, but it's basically everyone gets some food.
All look the same. One of them has been made to taste really weird, and you've got to guess who got the weird one based off their reaction. Yeah.
>> Okay.
>> And you vote vote that person, >> but the person has to try and not get the reaction. Oh, that's that's a decent little idea, though.
>> But yeah, there's some funny moments.
>> There's Yeah, it's good. The the rest of the cast was was pretty solid. I met Harrison Webb.
>> Oh, yeah. He was a fellow food tuber.
>> Hearing his name. Yeah.
>> He makes uh food videos as well.
>> Well, I've seen them. Yeah, >> I think so. I think he used to do something before that though.
>> I feel like he was part of like Ollie White. That could be total waffle, but I just had that in my head.
>> Bro, Ollie White was a girl.
>> He used to run the internet.
>> Yeah, I have seen this guy. Okay, valid.
>> Did Olly White have a little theme tune?
>> Yeah.
>> At the beginning of his vid, naming all the word and he's a king of the land or some [ __ ] >> Wait, wait, wait.
>> Swear he had some goofy theme tune.
>> The fact that you kind of even >> you No, you don't. Don't pretend like, oh, I swear he had it. You just almost went bar for bar for the >> No, I it was something like that. I didn't watch much of him. That was only if that Joe ain't uploaded.
>> Yeah, >> I beat my boy.
>> That Joe went off, by the way.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> No, I'm not. Yeah, I'm not I'm not dissing Thatcher Joe.
>> Yeah, >> my boy.
>> Um, so yeah. Anyways, we had that video.
We had Danny Arens on there. I realized that Danny Arens has something going on upstairs. Like he just had to keep playing with one of the like props. Oh yeah, the little >> like and he couldn't not play with it and I was like, "Bro, you got some [ __ ] going on."
>> He probably just always has to do something.
>> Yeah. Yeah. And then Chris MD was there.
I think Chris Chris said probably a total of about 10 words in that vid. He He wasn't >> short and sweet.
>> See what you did there in ages, which I'm very happy about.
>> That means you haven't had to go on any of his ass shoots.
>> Yeah. Oh, he's got a good one coming up though, but someone can win a World Cup final ticket. You going to that?
>> Are you on that? I'm not on it, but I just saw him post about it.
>> I nearly said yes.
>> I think you were in the post account.
>> Yeah, I can't make that no more. I need to message him about that.
>> Well, I like even this sounds mental cuz everyone complains about how long your shoots are, but like I like the ones where it's a little bit of a challenge to score a banger. But if this is just like a one penalty and you're out.
>> Well, you've done that a few times and it's not really worked out well for you.
You go.
>> Shall we throw it back? Bob boys, round two.
>> Yeah. No, round two. I think I bagged.
>> Oh, round three. it.
>> And then what was the other shoot? KSI.
>> Yeah.
>> Round one, >> bro. If there's not a [ __ ] 90,000 crowd, I'm not really asked to start bagging.
>> Yeah, that's next week. I got bigger [ __ ] to worry about. Are you [ __ ] yourself?
>> Not at all.
>> Yo, what date again?
>> Not at all.
>> AB, what day is it again?
>> We're doing a live stream for it, >> are we? Are we? What? Uh, is it a is it a weekend?
>> It's the last day of the Premier season, isn't it? There you go. Nice. We're going straight from >> It'll be 8 p.m. for you.
>> Straight from Pitch Eye to to that.
Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> You're going to see some [ __ ] challenges from me, bro.
>> I'm actually buzzing to watch you.
>> Yeah. I want to see. I hope that you start. Do you think you'll start?
>> Don't know. I'm not really bothered.
>> Come on, bro.
>> I'm not.
>> It's okay to be bothered.
>> No, I'm not bothered. Not bothered.
>> You know, but you would be though.
>> You probably should.
>> Cuz I didn't start last time and had a great time.
>> No, you probably shouldn't start because I think you coming on fresh legs, quite a quite athletic for all of three minutes, you will do damage in those three minutes.
>> First of all, I didn't even get that knackered in the charity match. Let me just say that. I played like I think I played total.
>> Do you think you did a lot of running >> 50 60 minutes?
>> Like were you pressing a lot while were you like more of a >> first half? I was like I've kind of [ __ ] it. I was just legging it off to people trying to be like no I swear I'm rapping. I was looking at the crowd like has anyone seen how rapid? Didn't really work. Made me realize how quick Bren ballers were because I thought I was doing like a mad rapid sprint and then when you watch a clip back I'm like [ __ ] it's so slow this.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> This just gets to one pitch isn't it?
>> Yeah it's huge. Pretend you're also just slower than Premis.
>> Yeah. Well, a couple of them could get >> like if you were if you're if you're a FIFA card, >> Mr. Saka.
>> I reckon you're probably than Conor Cody.
>> Yeah. [ __ ] >> I reckon you've got about 50 something pace. I reckon >> Connor Cody's got like >> What do you reckon?
>> No, I reckon Connor Cody's quicker than you.
>> No.
>> In a 100 me sprint.
>> Let's set it up.
>> Connor Cody, >> you're watching pal.
>> Let's set this up. 100 meters versus AB.
>> I reckon he has you. Nah, >> you're not sure about it right now, are you?
>> You're not super confident, bro.
>> How tall is he? What's his sort of stride going on?
>> Conor Cody, he's a mate. He's going to be >> even play anymore, does he?
>> Yeah. Charlton.
>> Charlton.
>> Exactly. Don't play.
>> Same height as you pretty much.
>> I don't know what mess is.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. So that's like that's like 6 foot 61.
>> I'm 1.83. So you're taller than me. So there you go.
>> 61. Same height, but I'm 22. Yeah. He's done. He's dusted.
>> You reckon he's getting fried?
>> I to be fair. Yeah. Yeah. be close, I think. But yeah, >> bro, it's not going to be close. He smokes him.
>> Oh, no. No, I can't really speed.
>> Top speed. Top speed. I can't believe we're actually looking this stuff up.
This is outrageous.
>> Available data. It's going off FIFA, mate.
>> Wait, what if cuz FIFA do I know everyone memes about it, but they do genuinely use some stats to to make >> Yeah. Yeah. Like they are looking at some import [ __ ] pulling the numbers out their ass.
>> I don't know. Sometimes it feels like that. Yeah, definitely did back in the day.
>> Ah, [ __ ] it. We'll find out on the track.
>> Low for It's typically in the 40s to low 50s.
>> For a reason.
>> All right, we have to set this up. Connor Cody, please reach out. Like, can we set this up?
>> This would be good video.
>> And also, >> I'm at the new speed. Connor Cody. Next, next one. Muraka.
>> Now, Mr. Saka is the one that I think you will actually beat.
>> Oh, yeah, for sure. But >> but Connor Cody, I think he's got you, bro.
We'll find out.
>> [ __ ] knows, bro.
>> All right. Do you reckon? Okay. One skill like football ability >> and one player. What do you think you'd be better at?
>> Nothing.
>> No, >> that that is the answer really. But >> there is nothing like football players.
>> I got a better trea than some pro ball.
I got a good I got mean, bro.
>> No, I do. Just even the worst even the worst TLA in the Prem in >> is better than your TLA >> by by 100 times, bro.
>> I would have gone finishing over Doku, but now he's got M product.
>> It's a dangerous game.
>> By the way, uh our starting 11, AB starting English starting 11.
>> Great line. I'm like, >> I'm so wound up. Stanley goes up so bad.
>> That's how you make a good clip though if it started off with like >> Yeah, but he's just ruined our rep. Now >> that clip does half as well though if it starts off with >> I disagree because I think it's funny that the bit where I go where so where you go I get all my bowl knowledge from pitch side and overlap and then it cuts to the starting 11. I think that's hilarious.
>> I think that then the comments will be like oh he's just basing it off pitch side then it's not even it's like he's not even like looked into it that >> wasn't just off pitch side that I like >> that was a bit of overlap as well was it?
>> I actually do know a bit of ball though.
>> You don't >> I do you do a little bit?
>> I actually do.
>> You do a little bit. I could hang on a [ __ ] pitch watch along, bro.
>> Have you not done one? No.
>> I did one time like ages ago. Like I think I met Theo for the first time the day before and it was City Newcastle and I just sat there in silence hung over the whole time.
>> The JMX number.
>> I haven't been on Pitchard in ages.
>> I want to go on.
>> It's so It's the best show in the world, bro.
>> Do a little tennal.
So >> as long as they like don't give me too [ __ ] up one like too. I'm not like remembering like years of trophies and [ __ ] >> I'm bad with the history. I need I can only do the last five years of football.
That's as far as my memory always goes back. It's five years. That's all you got. Might even be three.
>> Yeah.
>> I'm getting old memory's gone now.
>> No, my memory's always been a bit crap.
Like my long longterm memory.
>> Mine's quite bad. I'm going to start playing that brain training game from Nintendo DS again.
>> I say it's every year.
>> Nintendo DS.
>> I say it's every year and I forget.
Well, that's your New Year's resolution.
>> That's your New Year's resolution every year is to play a DS brain training game.
>> Yeah, but it was like class. I don't know. Were you around for the DS?
>> Yeah.
>> What about the Nintendo dogs?
>> Yes. What?
>> Nintendog?
>> No.
>> Wait. Question AB. What was your first like console or like >> if he says 360 and you game boy, was it >> or something? We had like a little study like not like we had a little office uh in like my Halifax gaff and we had an old [ __ ] computer and I played Vice City on that a lot. GTA Vice City was the first like game I really remember playing.
>> Who was that? You play your dad?
>> Uh everyone no one gave a [ __ ] bro.
>> Really? [ __ ] hell. How was I was it, bro? I wasn't allowed on it.
>> And then I get one of them I got one of them dodgy um DS things just with fair games.
>> Oh yes. Oh throwback.
>> I had GTA town wars on that. I was I played a lot of GTA. I'm actually like I'm GTA day one, bro. I'm not a ler with this [ __ ] bro.
>> And then um >> a bit of that Central C. What else are you at day one for?
>> Uh >> you lo see GTA pre-order leak this morning.
>> No, >> the pre-orders go live on Monday, >> which is the take two earnings call, which means that the trailer must go live on Monday.
>> Really?
>> Well, not just going to whack them live without no trailer, right? It's going to go >> We had a trailer though.
>> The the the main one. We're going to see gameplay maybe.
>> So, you think on Monday? This will be the big trailer, I think. And then at the end of it, it'll say pre-order now.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> There's not um >> Type it in. You'll have a look.
>> There won't be online for a little bit.
I >> No, there wasn't the last time, was there? It's also not available.
>> I swear it took like a year for online.
>> It's good though. They should force people to play the story. What the [ __ ] >> Also, there won't it won't be available on PC straight away, so won't be buy a console.
>> Hate console.
>> You not got you've got Xbox in your gaff now.
>> Not like a new one. Yeah. Old one.
>> I'd get PS5 Pro for it.
>> I'm not a PlayStation guy.
>> Yeah, but then it's going to run the best and it's going to be a big game.
You don't want >> Yeah, you got to pretty much like >> You're going to have to get the best one.
>> You know what the worst thing is for this? Uh, obviously we've got our um golf uh creator golf club tournament thing that we're doing. And the final is on the weekend that this gets launched.
>> [ __ ] You know, bro, you know when we were potentially doing our Oz tour and you guys were putting dates in the chat and bare November dates kept getting dropped in there and I just didn't want to say it, but I was just like November is not not a good month for me, boys.
>> Is that what What's the date right now?
November.
>> November 19th or 16th?
>> I think it's 16th.
>> Okay.
>> 16th. Can you not free up your bro? I'd be sacking our cops tournament off.
>> No, I know. Like it's bad.
>> Is it big wedge?
>> Yeah, it's in Portugal as well.
>> This is your [ __ ] as well. Surely Josh and everyone's going to be like, >> "Nah, but the whole world is already playing for it." So like the >> You set this up >> cuz somebody's neck needs to be on the line here.
>> I know. I know.
>> I've got some madness.
>> Unless it was set up before the release date, which it probably wasn't.
>> It wasn't, bro. We've known about it.
>> Is it live?
>> It's done.
>> Is it being live streamed?
>> What is >> this tournament?
>> No, I don't think so.
>> I was going to say go cuz nobody be [ __ ] watching it, bro. Be on YouTube.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For real. No, I got some mad you like revolutionary [ __ ] lined up for the GTA launch.
>> Yeah.
>> Are you going to make a channel for it or just content?
>> You really should make videos on it.
>> You going to make GTA vids?
>> Make a GTA channel.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> I think I think we all should >> GTA B.
>> Oh.
>> Oh, I see what you've done there. What you've done there is took the A from GTA, the auto bit, but it's AB. So >> that's good.
>> Auto. I'll probably just stream the whole playthrough and just get it whacked up.
>> I I see you doing about five streams before [ __ ] >> No. No. GTA is different cuz the issue is with streaming is there's nothing good to stream.
>> Yeah.
>> GT Oh, actually, >> bro, you're not streaming.
>> I think I'd rather just play it off cam.
>> Chat just ruins it.
>> You know what? That's ruin.
>> I'm trying to enjoy one of the best story games of my life. Like, bro, you did this wrong. You [ __ ] shut up.
>> You could you could turn the chat off stream, bro.
There's no point streaming then because the content is I'm not talking. I'm going to mute my mic and just watch me play >> if you want. Silent stream, >> bro. I'm not I'm >> Why don't you put it in like Why don't you put subscriber only mode then? If you just >> No, cuz the subscribers are the worst.
>> What about emote only then?
>> Oh, emote only. Kabank. Emote only.
Kabang.
>> They're going to put clown.
>> They can they can only put like emotes in the chat.
>> N would get loads of fishing like bait. Rage hate [ __ ] [ __ ] off. No. No. I will do it. I still got to do my Iceman reaction though.
>> I just can't [ __ ] off Iceman drops tomorrow.
>> Don't do it because I think if you do it'll be really corny.
>> Nah.
>> Well, you're there like >> I'll be like wheel.
>> Nah. What are you talking about? I need to see this content.
>> Bro, >> don't talk him out of it.
>> See my DMs. Everyone's waiting for my Iceman dropping.
>> Are you actually Are you actually doing it though?
>> Uh, I think I'm mad busy tomorrow.
Actually, I'm actually I'm busy tomorrow.
>> What have you got tomorrow, bro?
>> Uh, >> you got another date?
>> No, I got a Simon shoot and then I got a function.
>> Sideman shoot.
>> Simon.
>> Oh, what is it?
>> Some sort of guest that I don't know.
Studio.
>> You got a date?
>> No.
>> Yeah, you you said on your thing you went you went on a date.
>> Oh, yeah. I went on a date. Yeah.
>> Did it go well >> with who?
>> It didn't go well. No.
>> So, you sacked it already? One date and it's done.
>> Proper [ __ ] date.
>> Really?
>> Horror. Yeah. Horror. I don't want to go into it.
>> What do you mean?
>> She could be watching. Oh, I might be moving. Uh I might just [ __ ] off London.
>> Yeah, which is which has made me sad, but I understand.
>> Well, I don't think >> I don't know how it would because we never see each other. No one does anything here.
>> Yeah, >> we go pub and stuff.
>> Exactly the same.
>> We go pub and stuff like we don't. You know what then?
>> No, we don't.
>> So, I'll be honest. You're not really a guy.
>> Three months maybe we'll go pub.
>> Too dialed for it, bro.
>> That's what I'm saying.
>> Even in the summer, people are like, "Yo, come pub." And I'm like, I'm working, pal.
>> I've asked you pub a few times. It just hasn't landed. I'm putting coins. Ask me now.
>> Nah, cuz I can't. Mom, my stomach's going to think of Think of a date and ask me.
>> All right, I've thought of a date.
>> All right, go.
>> Would you like to go to the pub next Tuesday?
>> No. Busy.
>> Sweet.
>> There's a big night out tomorrow.
>> Where are you going to move to then?
>> So, I was just looking around like outskirts of London and they're still pretty nuts prices, but it is better.
You do get more for your money. But then like Window Kids, I was like, he's always in London. I'm like, why don't you move to London? He's like, "Bro, it's hour 20 on the train from knots."
So, I started looking around the Midlands and bro, there's some mental gaffs that are just like garden. I could have a home gym. I could have everything.
>> Yeah.
>> I might be the first guy to have a content house, but on my ones.
>> So, you've got a house.
>> First content first solo content house in the game. First to do it.
>> Sick. In Nottingham.
>> Wake up, make content in my house.
>> Massive house. One guy, one camera.
content.
>> I'm [ __ ] with it.
>> I'll do a big house launch. Make a channel for it.
>> Make a channel for what? Your solo.
>> Call it something.
>> You got the core boys.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> The core boy.
>> The Yeah, the house boy.
>> House boy.
>> The resident.
>> Something like that.
>> Go check out the resident channel.
>> Yeah. But no, I think once my tendency's over, I'll just [ __ ] off somewhere like an hour away and just get a yard with a with a garden. Yeah.
>> And drive about.
>> Is Nottingham like a bit too far though?
>> Hour 20.
>> No, it's closer than Harriate.
>> It's hour train.
>> Hour 20 train to leads. Perfect.
>> Yeah, you can probably drive to Leeds.
>> Hour 20 to Houston, I imagine. Right.
Who knows?
>> I don't think I've ever gone to Houston in my life.
>> And then you got to go from Houston to here.
>> Yeah, >> it's like two hours total.
>> Probably two hours. That's >> door to door.
>> He's a bit loyal. The same though, isn't he? He's moving Midlands. But he Yeah, he's >> he's got a pod here. So, >> that's fair.
>> Yeah, that's a good point.
>> Commute with bro.
>> Yeah.
>> Learn about pod shoots together.
>> But you're not moving to the same area.
>> Yeah, he's closer. I think >> I could go Northampton.
>> No, you know what? I've never heard of anything going down in Northampton. Feel like it just got overshadowed by Southampton.
>> He's the only thing Oh, are they close?
>> No, cuz one's in the north and one's in the south.
>> I wonder what the connection is between those two.
>> Yeah, I'd looked on a map.
>> Speaking of Southampton, >> some beef. What?
>> Spygate.
>> Oh [ __ ] >> Spygate >> been cheating.
>> What?
>> Basically Southampton have been caught spying on Is it Middlesbrough?
>> Yeah.
>> Spying on the Middlesbrough training pitch. Uh I don't give a [ __ ] about any of it. So >> no, but it's like this geese are just stood there with a camera just filming their training session. And it's like surely you'd send somebody that doesn't work at the club.
>> Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like they they've picked one of the the lads that works in like the analysis team or whatever like head down there. Surely you'd go right. You know what? I know this guy called Dave. If he'll do anything for like 100 quid, I'll give him 100 quid and go and do it.
>> Is Is this illegal?
>> Yeah, he's cheating. Very sloppy job as well. He's landscaped with an iPhone next to a tree just peeking around.
Also, I'll tell you what is peak though.
He's his whole name has been put online and doxed and he's like the junior intern. Like they've got like the young him under the bus.
>> Yeah. They've got the young guy the thing to be like, "Oh, [ __ ] just go there and film." And now his whole he'll be getting bare DMs be like, "You [ __ ] you [ __ ] up Middlesbrough.
never come to Middlesbrough >> and cuz Middlesborough lost like in the playoff. There he is. Look at him just posted up. Don't know why they blur it cuz he's all over. But like it's not his. Imagine you get a job at a football club and your higher ups go, "Oi, go down there." You're going to do it.
>> It's either that or he was never told to go and do this and he's gone rogue. He's gone rogue in his own trying to get a promotion. Also, if you're going to do that like ghillie suit or something, you know what I Apparently they he's done it to like a number of other clubs because the way they found him was through his credit card or bank card was tapped at uh like coffee shops around certain training areas and apparently his credit cards being found in different areas nearer to other championship clubs uh training facilities.
>> Also, this isn't a one-off. I don't think this is a one-off.
>> This guy's a serial snapper. Guy can't travel around the UK anymore.
>> Can't check out the local training grounds. What >> [ __ ] going on with the world? Yeah, maybe he's just one of them guys that goes to every stadium, tries to tick it off.
>> No, but these are training grounds.
>> Training grounds instead. This guy's on a different wave.
>> Yeah, he's >> And also, if I was him, I'd be there like I was just taking a picture. I wasn't even videoing it.
>> That's a good point. Prove it. Delete it. Just delete it. And then delete it from your recently deleted. [ __ ] hell. M never catch me.
>> Yeah, you're good. Exactly. You're good at this [ __ ] >> Back it into my eyes only.
>> Then I'd microwave my [ __ ] phone. How about that for your apples?
>> How about them apples for you? How do you like them?
>> How do you like them apples?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> [ __ ] tell them, mate. Thank you.
>> Oh, what? Any you got any celebration suggestions if I bag in Paris?
>> Uh, >> you get >> No, I don't know what to do cuz last time I just panicked and did the fingerpoint, which it worked.
>> Let's not panic this time.
>> I won't. Let's really lock in.
>> I could just Oh, >> what about my t-shirt? The special t-shirt.
>> Daddy Alley >> and Rashford at the same time.
>> No, >> I've got one. You lift up your shirt.
It's got a picture of the Eiffel Tower on it and it says you're just a [ __ ] Blackpool Tower.
>> Oh, I like that. That's cool.
>> Or just a Blackpool Tower.
>> Or Blackpool Tower saying shite.
>> Yeah. Or it's a photo of like Napoleon >> but like it's washed.
>> No one rates.
>> Or is that photo with the dogs where they hold the chains and it's just got like >> Or it's the dog from French Snapchat that drives a car.
>> Oh nah. I've I've got a photo.
>> So neat. I've got a photo and it's just that Celiba video OF HIM GETTING >> my bang. That would be really funny.
>> You've got to do something that slightly mocks them a little bit just to play into the whole rivalry.
>> Yeah.
>> Just get a white flag and wave it.
>> What does that mean?
>> Surrendering, doesn't it?
>> That's their whole thing. They surrendered in a bunch more, isn't it?
>> Oh, really? Okay.
>> But it's getting a bit political, then you might not make it out of the stadium.
>> I'm going to get real political match.
>> What do the French love? Like what's the main shape? Baguettes, croissants.
>> I I' I'd half volley a croissant into the crowd.
>> Genuinely, if you could get a baguette onto you and like just strap it to your legs for easy pull off if you score and then you pull it out and you just Yeah.
[ __ ] half.
>> It's like a [ __ ] max for it.
>> Yeah. Just [ __ ] proper.
>> I'm not going to celebrate >> or just [ __ ] like throw gasoline everywhere and light the place up.
>> Walk off back to the back to wherever wherever you restart the game. I don't know what to do in these matches. Um, >> no. I'm pretty [ __ ] hyped, bro.
Pretty [ __ ] hyped.
>> How long do we have? This This will be out beforehand, won't it?
>> Yeah.
>> Let us know your thoughts down in the comments. How do you think AB is actually going to get on this?
>> I'm assuming the lineup's still not out or is it coming out?
>> Yeah, it must be by then, bro.
>> They're announcing like a couple this week and a couple next week, I think.
>> They're not really too honest. I'll be honest.
>> Yeah, but there's some names I don't want to >> I'm interested to see if this is going to be big or not. Obviously the names in it are big, but there doesn't feel Well, I've been not hype or not.
>> The French creators, it's like a lot bigger for them.
>> Oh, really?
>> Yeah.
>> Well, yeah, it is over there to be fair.
>> So, what all the biggest French creators, all of them are in it, >> I imagine. Yeah.
>> You had a big cheese. You've got the guy you're a fan of. Yeah.
>> He was at the charity match. He was really nice.
>> Yeah. Did you put word in for me saying this fella that needs to be in your motorsport thing?
>> I literally did. I said, "My mate does like this 24-hour race." Um, I need to stop lying. Whatever. I didn't say I didn't.
>> No. Why' you done that? Because I actually started getting really hyped and like my heart started beating a little bit faster.
>> Oh, you got you a 24-hour race >> this weekend.
>> Tell us about that.
>> I mean, it's going to be [ __ ] >> You want to come?
>> No.
>> Why not?
>> Oh, it's for the best, bro.
>> Don't [ __ ] with go-karting. Don't [ __ ] with spectating. Don't [ __ ] with your channel. I'm out.
>> Damn. Three strikes.
>> It's a festival at Silverston this weekend, by the way, bro. the the main track has got a 24-hour race going on at the same time.
>> Oh, no. Is it going to be really noisy?
>> Um, yeah, but it's going to be good noise. It's going to hear going to >> I'm not one of those guys that's like like nutting himself over the sound of a V12. Like, >> it's not V12, bro. Citroen C1. It's not going to >> That's even worse. That's going to sound like a tin can.
>> Yeah, I don't even know if you'll hear them, but it should be cool. But, hey, I need you to be positive cuz, you know, I'm tired and I want to look forward to this weekend. Well, you just come off the back of a holiday. Don't talk to me about time.
>> No, but this holiday was tough.
>> So, not hiking.
>> So, what is like the We're going to rock up you and what am I? Have you got the radio sorted?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and they work really well. Like, we tested them on test day.
They're like [ __ ] sick.
>> And you got multiple so that you don't have to You can Everyone can have one in their helmet.
>> Yeah, they're already I think they're pretty much all already set up.
>> Oh, lord.
>> Yeah. So, they're >> You got to be there for 24 hours.
>> Yeah.
>> Well, longer than that. Is that 48 >> longer? Well, I'm going tomorrow.
>> You awake the whole time?
>> Yeah, I have to stay awake.
>> You want to come tomorrow?
>> No.
>> Okay, I'm going to go I'm going from tomorrow till Sunday. I think Harry is as well and stuff.
>> He's We got We got a big wedge to shoot.
>> I could pop down >> if you want.
>> You're not going to, bro. Good.
>> No, it's something to do though, let me tell you that. And it's good for the vlog.
>> Um, Bro, I've recently >> your vlog recently. I'm worried about it.
>> Huh?
>> I'm worried about your vlog. Okay, first of all, that's a crazy take because everyone's saying AB's back off this recent one. OG vibes, Zinger Central.
Everyone's saying that's the best [ __ ] that's been on the UK YouTube scene in a minute. Yeah, the vlog's going off, bro.
Differently.
>> All right, let's talk about the vlog anymore.
>> Yeah, people are kind of tired of the vlog. You're going to have to think about the next evolution of the vlog cuz right now that shit's not hitting at all.
>> I was thinking I might start like a second channel which is uh a bit more like just reacting to [ __ ] watched us on his main. That sort of [ __ ] is a second channel.
>> What? Desktop kind of stuff. Yeah, do it.
>> It'll be It'll be fun. People will watch that [ __ ] >> Why? What the [ __ ] that about, bro?
>> Cuz you're going to do two videos.
>> Yeah, it is true, >> bro. I love reacting to [ __ ] >> Well, you got to be committed though, >> bro. This guy >> easiest ever.
>> I I agree. But you'll have to like get a producer producer to whack on a YouTube vid and be like, "Oh, that's >> Well, do you think Batch is just doing it all themselves? They've got guys that find all the clips.
>> They got squads.
>> They got squadrons out there, bro.
>> Find videos, bro.
>> Yeah, Simon could do it.
>> Yeah. Yeah, it could. Yeah.
>> Guy that does uh No context and [ __ ] He's been popping off for me, bro. He keeps doing these like p He did posted a picture the other day. It's got like 90k likes.
>> Oh, he's he's actually the goat.
>> He keeps doing Have you seen them? He keeps doing these drinking posts of me.
>> I have seen them. They are good.
>> They just keep banging and I love the captions. Let me pull some of them up cuz they're genuine.
>> So, you're going to give this a go then?
>> Well, I think your desk is thing is I got a calendar now for the first time in my YouTube channel.
>> That that was needed though.
>> That's why I'm just saying yes to bare shoes cuz I I like to fill it out. Yeah.
>> Like I don't want to see three days.
>> Yeah. Okay. But you know what you should start filling it out with is vlog day.
And so that way you're just like you wake up, you're like today's a vlog day.
And then in your head you'll be thinking I need to go and do [ __ ] >> Yeah. But let me get up and this is my day.
>> Yeah. But then I'm in London, so there's nothing to do. So I'll do I'll postpone it.
>> There's so much to do here, bro. I wish you just went out a little bit.
>> You just need to go outside, bro. Go outside, please.
>> This is deja vu, and they're sick of hearing about this [ __ ] [ __ ] All you're going to say is go to a park. Go to a [ __ ] >> What the [ __ ] do you do up up there? You go to a big park.
>> Go to [ __ ] sick nature spot.
>> Yeah, that's called a big park.
>> No, it's not.
>> There's nothing like that.
>> Get a motor so you can drive to big nature spots.
>> Oh, yeah. I'll park the Defender outside my gaff and get in [ __ ] >> First of all, not the Defender.
No, >> not the defender. You need something new. That thing's [ __ ] wash, >> bro. Got the 911.
>> 911. I was putting down my [ __ ] bro.
Let me tell you.
>> It's not just one.
>> I pulled up to you next traffic. I couldn't even see your 911 cuz I'm so much higher up.
>> Bro, yours looks like regular traffic.
>> No, it doesn't. Not since the [ __ ] >> First of all, bro, when you start your car, dead silent. No one even knows you're in it. Sounds like a [ __ ] swag way back in 2017.
>> Look at this.
>> [ __ ] [ __ ] LIVE IN THE FLESH.
OH MY GOD.
>> [ __ ] hell, >> bro. What What defense do you see with that green wrap on it? Got a cargo box and a ladder on it.
>> Where's your ladder on your 91?
>> No one has ever climbed that ladder, bro. It don't lead to anywhere.
>> You got a performative ladder, bro.
That's >> lads to the roof.
If I get a 10 box, helpful. Oh my god.
World's most next car, bro. Ferris, >> bro, you've got a [ __ ] >> Oh my god. Vape is a car.
>> You got You got a [ __ ] ladder for War Davis.
>> You can't laugh.
You You have to charge with a USBC.
Bring a portable charger [ __ ] anchor with you when you go out for a drive.
[ __ ] [ __ ] Oh, this has been such a good moment. Holy [ __ ] >> The pod might be back.
>> Oh my god.
War Davis.
He got the Warrick Davis whip, bro.
That's insane.
>> The accessible whip.
>> Can't I don't think I can.
>> Oh my god. I tried to clean up. Oh [ __ ] >> [ __ ] hell, bro. I love that.
>> [ __ ] hell. That's actually >> That is a moment.
>> [ __ ] bro.
>> That's taken a lot out of me, bro. I need a minute to reset. I hope we're all good.
>> Should go pub after this.
>> God, I could like one or two.
>> Yeah. I'll just have some waters, but I'll chill with you.
>> I've missed you, boys. I could No, no, >> I'modian. I've got up.
>> Fudge puddles is fixed by a couple beers instantly. It happened to me.
>> No. No. I actually genuinely Wait, you have fudge puddles last night as well?
>> No, I had fudge puddles last time I had fudge puddles. I had a couple beers. It was sweet. Really?
>> M.
>> Oh man.
>> Thing is, everyone's all about like, oh, London in the summer, beer gardens. It's [ __ ] washed outside, bro.
>> What's the weather saying yet?
>> It's not even summer yet. What we doing?
>> Yeah, it's not summer yet. When does summer officially start?
>> Middle of June.
>> Oh, we'll be in New York anyway, so I won't even experience.
>> [ __ ] boy. Should we talk? Have we even spoke anything about New York? I can't remember. I think >> we're in that. So, what's the maximum we're in America for?
>> Well, there's no maximum, but we are there for 6 weeks. No, but like if England went out bare early, we probably going home a bit early.
>> Probably >> could do, but it depends if we're having a sick time or we'll just go somewhere else or like >> to be fair, we might as well stick it out. When do we ever get to do [ __ ] like >> that?
>> And we got the whole place for 6 weeks anyways.
>> I've never been to New York as well.
Never been.
>> I've never I'm worried about the summer.
I'll be honest cuz I've heard mixed things about it in the summer.
>> Very humid and >> just hot.
>> I'm need that. But some heat.
>> Yeah, fine.
>> Need some heat. We got a gaff there.
>> I've been to Yeah. Yeah. It's a It's a It's a nice gaff >> like apartment sort of g.
>> It's a townhouse.
>> Oh, okay.
>> Yeah. Garden, barbecue.
>> It's in such a good area as well.
>> It is in a premium area.
>> I've got an editor for that as well. So, I'm just going to send my vlogs back, fire them out, >> hammer them out, bro.
>> There's going to be loads of stuff.
>> Be the biggest content farm ever.
>> This is We never got our content house.
This is going to be our content house.
>> Yeah, this is this my only taste of it.
I need to [ __ ] soak it in. We have to go Texas at some point as well.
>> Yeah.
>> For the first game.
>> First one? Yeah. At Croatia. M >> what is England's first game? I don't think it's Croatia.
>> It is Croatia. Oh, so it's in Arlington then? Yeah, >> I've got I've got tickets for it.
>> Oh my god, we can recreate the polar bear in Arlington, Texas meme.
>> Mhm.
>> Are we kind of just going like getting tickets as we go? Like figuring out >> pretty much. Yeah, I'm messaging loads of brands like, "Yo, you got three tickets for me and the boys."
>> Sick.
>> Oh, [ __ ] hyped.
>> So, yeah, we'll go to that one. And by the way, I think the Cyb Boys are supposed to be at that one as well.
>> B boys.
>> The B boys. Oh, >> you know what I really want to do? I want to do like a five aside on one of them rooftop New York pitches and we do like fellas v. We've actually got a different thing actually cooking um pitch.
>> Yeah, fellas pitch.
>> There is an amazing football pitch in New York that I went to eight years ago.
It probably is that like in between it you could just see all the skyscrapers.
>> Type type in here. This will actually get hyped if you uh type in um uh New York pier football pitch and there's a few of them. So, we'll make sure we get the right one here. But this is really cool. So, the people listening, essentially New York has all these peers that stick out and they've turned one into like uh massive football pictures and the and the background is just the New York skyline.
>> Yeah, this is what I've >> Yeah, like that in the background and [ __ ] got in mind.
>> Yes, this is what I've been to, I think.
>> So, this is it. So, we're going to play >> pitch will [ __ ] us up in that match.
>> No, bro. Trust me. the way you me referee.
>> Yeah. Or a ref. I'll do whatever you want. I'll I'll organize a couple arm wrestles before nerf them real quick.
>> Yeah. Nice one.
>> I'll sort out the the post drinks.
>> Okay. Well, you are playing.
>> I'm not playing.
>> No, I love watching you right now.
>> Out of every physical activity, bro.
>> I just know I can't be.
>> Also, we need to get a gym membership. I want to get one at like a premium spot.
>> I might go full blonde for World Cup.
>> Why don't you go for the batch?
>> No, not some batch. Full blonde. No, cuz full blonde always looks like piss yellow.
>> Not if you're bare tanned though. It might work. I might look >> You could could look cool. Why is Lee laughing as well?
>> No, because it is a risk. That's risky, you know.
>> No, but it's for the World Cup, so >> you would suit the batch setup though, I think.
>> No, but I can't steal this flow. I got to go full blonde.
>> Ah, do what you want, bro. Get highlights. Harry's got the same thing as well.
>> [ __ ] it. I'm backing it. Just do I'll send it, bro.
>> I'm worried. I'm worried. Jeff Whitty to cut me trim trim me while I'm out there.
>> Yeah. Well, uh Stan sent through some some good guests. Yeah, you can't just pull up a picture of Marlon and assume the AB is going to look like that.
>> That's not a crazy shout.
>> It's tough to get it like that type of blond.
>> Well, I'm the UK equivalent. That's what he's done there, which is common knowledge, but um yeah. What are some guests we could potentially get on?
>> Hey, wait, Stan, can you read out the list, please?
>> Yeah.
>> So, these are some of the guests that Stan put together. Now, some I'll be honest, he was shooting for the stars, but at the end of the day, You got to do that. You got to do that.
>> You got to shoot for the stars and land on the moon.
>> All right, let's go here. Faze rug.
>> Doable.
>> I think doable.
>> The big thing is we just need them because a lot of these guys are LA based.
>> Yeah, but they're not going to be for the World Cup. I think the stream especially. Yeah, >> I think people are people will come out.
>> Jinxy's got some like mad setup that >> I saw him belling people for a box at one of the games.
>> He's got a box going on or something.
>> Sick.
>> Banks. Get Banks on.
>> Yeah, Banks would be so reckon.
>> Stable Ronaldo would be would be a good laugh. Jinxy decent. Casey Neistat would be class to have before. We tried. We came so close. We were replying, but then the dates didn't line up that we were there.
>> So, friend twins.
>> That's on you, bro. I don't know if they were. They live in LA now.
>> Um Oh, they're lit, you know, they live in like they live in a warehouse at the literally like they live there's no like living room. It's literally just like a garage like Jeep Trackhawks and just like a few things parked in there, a microwave on a table and like mattresses. That's just what they're living in right now.
>> Really?
>> Yeah.
>> It's kind of sick.
>> Kind of cold. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> That's a proper grind, man.
>> Rio. Oh, Doroughi. Do you think we could get Dori on?
>> Oh, that would be tough. That would be so good though. You know what, Dori?
I've seen he's been doing stuff recently where like he's been collabing with like random creators. Have you seen it? M not >> like people have been there like oh like for example John Nellis see that yeah he's not a random creator I guess but it's not the same >> I wouldn't expect that he was there like yeah come to my gaff and check it out >> by the way his new Aston Martin Valhalla maybe one of the nicest looking cars I've ever seen in my life >> definitely in terms of YouTubers 100% 1.2 2 mil.
>> How's he managing to get hold of one of them?
>> They messaged him.
>> Really?
>> Like, do you want one >> before they even went into production?
>> Um, yeah. It's [ __ ] nuts.
>> It looks so good, bro. Honestly, I saw and I was like, I this car has never really been on my radar and then I saw this. I was like, >> what the hell? This is beautiful.
>> The way the the doors come out.
>> He's got a mad collection. He's got a Pangu, which Steve will do gave him for free.
>> Yeah.
>> And then he's got like a mad Ferrari that Karina Kof gave him for free. He's got like a whole fleet that just half its gift.
>> Imagine just being able to gift like one of your mates just a [ __ ] Ferrari.
>> Why don't you? Come on, bro.
>> Who else is on the list? Mike do >> me like that's got to be done. I need to go do film some food videos.
>> Where did come from?
>> You need to go test his burger spot.
>> You need to test his burger spot.
>> Yeah, but it's a popup. It's not a It's not.
>> Tell him pop it up.
You're [ __ ] big time now. The big cheese is over. So, pop that [ __ ] up now.
>> They'll pop it up. Um, >> Rio F.
>> Yeah, he was Rio. Feel like >> he's just never gonna come on >> because we've tried for years and it's never really happened.
>> Gary Neville's more like more more doable in it.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The overlap guys like Richard >> 100%. I'm on to them.
>> Basement Yard is a certified dub pretty much cuz they live there. Live in Boston. They actually owe me a night out so I'm going to cash that in.
>> Uh Logan Paul. I mean, if he's ever in New York, >> you know what I think sells this pod to people? I think if this set was in LA, like people would see the set and be like, "These guys are legit on." But like, we ain't got that.
>> But we're going to have to make a little nice spot in the living room. Make it look cool.
>> Yeah, we'll set some [ __ ] up for sure.
>> Boys, not really asked anymore.
>> Noah Beck, I haven't What has Noah Beck been up to? I know he's been busy with family [ __ ] but >> is on some mad [ __ ] bro.
>> Yeah. So, I I can't imagine him itching to jump on a pod.
>> Yeah, he's probably >> I had a dream she tried to groom me. Uh Jake Paul, I don't know if we got him on.
>> No, I just don't think he's he's jumping on the pod. Ryan Treyan, Chip's dream.
Need to get battered and go and I'm uncultured about every YouTuber. Is he like YouTuber's favorite YouTuber? Kind of.
>> Yeah, cuz he seems to be heavily glazed.
>> Anyone that knows Ball knows that this guy is the guy.
>> So, I should know him really cuz I know.
>> Yeah, I honestly think you'd like his videos, too. They're such easy watches.
Wholesome as [ __ ] >> He makes them himself. So, they got a real solo traveler feel to them. like they're just the best.
>> I need to tap in.
>> Yeah, watch them tonight. Give it a little go. Um, in other news, >> well, go on.
>> Nah, nah, you can't say that. You can't go. You were leading into something.
>> Yeah, leading into you guys giving me more news.
>> No, that's not what that was.
>> Is that not how that works?
>> I got >> All right.
>> You went to the cinema by myself the other day.
>> Did you actually? What were you going to watch?
>> Uh, I don't know. I >> I >> I want to watch that film that like horror film where he puts that spell on that girl.
>> Obsession.
>> Is that what it is?
>> That's what it's called.
>> Obsession. He makes that one wish.
>> Yes.
>> It's got mad reviews.
>> Has it got good review?
>> Really good ones. Yeah.
>> Good. Yeah, that's >> Is it out now?
>> I think so.
>> Oh, you might see me there tonight.
>> Why do you got to bin off Sabina and let me come send him with you, >> bro? We can go tonight if you want.
>> Where's Sabina?
>> Okay.
>> It's not out yet. I don't feel >> I feel like a little kid that free tickets.
>> You can't say that. You literally have been saying for like the last two years that you hate the cinemas now and I'm big into these days. You should see me.
I was on this quiz in the other day and it was movies and TV category.
>> No, you know what? You do you do actually like your movies. You do. You do.
>> I do. I do. Just over so you got to wait. Oh, I got in a big >> We need to go and watch a good movie then. So hopefully it'll change your mind.
>> Have you seen the Michael Jackson?
>> Yeah, I watched it just before holiday.
>> I put on Snapchat the other day. I was like, I know everyone's on an innocent vibe because of the film and it's like good vibes and it's more his story. And I was like, what do you lot think? And people were getting on to me like, obviously he's innocent. Obviously he's innocent. I don't think he's definitely a non, right? But you can't like I keep seeing TikToks like he deserve better to be called this.
>> Sleepovers with kids, bro. It's pretty, you know, pretty odd. It's odd.
>> I'm just I'm not saying anything. I just want to say like pretty valid accusations.
>> The film The film is all right. I didn't. Have you watched it?
>> No.
>> It's worth watching, but I didn't. It wasn't like some mind-blowing [ __ ] like >> Yeah, people were like best some of all time. I was like, >> no, there are better like biopic films in this.
>> I do think people that knock around just like cosplaying as Michael Jackson all the time are kind of all >> Oh my god, I love the clip of the guy.
>> The one of the main Michael Jackson impersonators is in Vegas.
>> Looks very similar to him. He's actually a streamer and stuff and then he comes across another Michael Jackson impersonator and he stood there like the real MJ going >> doing it right, bro.
>> Yeah, it's so funny.
>> Have you not seen this?
>> No, that sounds Michael Jackson the real one would act if he saw someone pretend to be Michael Jackson like really like oh >> like he was like he was great like he was grateful like he was grateful for it like yeah you doing mentally mentally ill they can find it. We'll pull it up and show show everyone. But yeah, that's funny. Um, but do go watch it. It's worth the watch.
>> Nah, it's not worth the watch.
>> No, I I genuinely think it is.
>> It's one of those. You're not I'm not going to the cinema to watch it.
>> It did bang though. IMAX. All the tunes, the performances. The guy that plays Michael Jackson does sick job.
>> I hired two. Wait, this one.
>> This isn't the one, but have you seen this as well where they hire they hire two in person?
>> By the way, I just love these videos in general.
>> Yeah. Can I take this guy does it all the time, doesn't he?
Best one is the Austin Powers one or the Tom Cruz one.
>> The Tom Cruz is so good.
>> So to people listening, these are the videos where somebody's like, "I hired two Michael Jackson impersonators just for myself." And then he essentially has them like dance battle off in the kitchen.
>> To be fair, that's probably more entertaining than the average day.
>> Oh, way better.
>> Go bar for bar with this guy.
>> Wait, Dom the Troll. This is the guy that used to do >> Oh, yeah. He used to >> No, that's not the David Dobert guy.
>> No, no, not that guy. But Donald the guy that used to go in and do like pork pay and [ __ ] right?
>> Yeah, he did a lot of [ __ ] >> 42 million, 13 million, 21 million, 40 million. Bro, the numbers are mad.
>> This guy, he goes planting the world's biggest third prank.
>> Oh yeah, I see them.
>> Look at the state of that. 65 mil, >> bro. Actually looks really realistic.
That's tapped.
It looks like a Donna kebab in the [ __ ] >> start shaving.
>> That might be my new [ __ ] bro. Social experiments.
>> I mean, >> well, I did one the other day.
>> Yeah, >> you did a social experiment.
>> Well, I did like a fake Marlin in public and was walking about just me and no one stopped. It's my >> You did a fake Maron?
>> Yeah.
>> Wow. Did you do that?
>> I just walked about.
>> What does that mean? What does that do?
What? Like, cuz you're you. You thought people would stop you >> thinking I was Marlin. Yeah, fake Marlin in public prank.
>> Bracket got swarmed.
>> Didn't.
>> How did it go?
>> Not very good. It's not going to make it onto the net. But >> that's all right.
>> Got to try this [ __ ] >> Pro wall. See what's >> trying new things, bro.
>> Yeah, exactly.
>> Like the channel, the reaction channel.
>> The reaction channel's going to bang and the GTA channel. But >> that is actually that's not even a [ __ ] joke. That's actually just easy pickings.
We'll never see that. That'll be a commentary guy.
>> Oh my god. That's what I mean.
>> That' be even worse.
>> No. All I do is send off a [ __ ] webcam vid and there's some screen record of my PC and whack it up.
>> Bro, the screen is going to forget to screen record one.
>> All right.
>> AB reacts to best cat memes of 2026.
>> I'm watching that.
>> I am watching.
>> I'm watching that.
>> AB reacts to football moments that shock the world. Do you know what's going to be so good though is you'll be reacting to do your whole thing and all the comments will just be getting on to you.
Yeah. And then you're just going to crash out.
>> I don't nibble that much. I'm kind of over that [ __ ] these days.
>> Oh man, I see some even in the comments on your vlog recently. Somebody got you.
So >> someone just put like, "Bro remembered you as a YouTuber."
>> And I just No. And I just put what weekly vlogger uploads weekly.
>> Everyone acted. Someone was like, "Oh, it's like wrote a shores upload schedule, bro. It's been seven days."
That's what I meant to [ __ ] >> I missed your nibles, bro.
>> Being you must be so tiring, bro.
Every day.
>> I was with someone the other day and they go to me and they go, "Do you like get hate comments?" And I'm like, "Yeah." They're like, "Do you reply to them?" I'm like, "Not really." And then they went, "AB [ __ ] loves it, don't he?"
>> I was like, "Fuck."
>> Word on the street that you're the goat.
The word is spreading, bro, that you reply to this [ __ ] thing is that's authentic.
>> Yeah, it's true. At least you're at least get stuck in.
>> Yeah, >> I'm just one of you. I'll get all right.
You want to [ __ ] say something to me >> to be fair. Yeah, I do see that place of work, you dick.
>> No, I think you're on a good path right now.
>> Yeah, shit's going good for me.
>> Is it?
>> What? Name one good thing that's happened to you in the last week.
>> Last week?
[ __ ] All right. Couple good shoots.
>> Oh yeah. Yeah. You did your first like brand shoot.
>> Yeah. It's not my usual sort of thing, but it was a good cast. I thought, "Fuck it. I'll get it chunks and then man."
Yeah.
>> How was our boy Max?
>> Yeah. His usual on his usual [ __ ] >> Which one? Max.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. On his standard stick.
>> It's not even a stick at this point.
He's just [ __ ] >> Um, >> who the [ __ ] that?
>> They've leaked that Pep's leaving City.
>> Oh, season. Oh no.
>> What the blood? Oh my god. We're going to New York mad soon, >> bro. Literally, >> I need to sort like our groomsman suits for >> Oh yeah.
>> [ __ ] Oh, by the way, good luck getting a date out of me, buddy.
>> Can I tell you rock up in shoe size?
>> I can I can vlog us getting tailored.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah, you can.
>> I'm not going to lie. He's giving me permission to vlog at his wedding.
>> No, do not do that.
>> I'm not going to do it.
>> But like if I wanted to, just know. Why would you give him permission to do that?
>> Cuz if you do a little bit, don't vlog.
No.
>> No. Cuz I want to watch it back a little bit through the eyes of a >> No. When um the eyes on the idol, I'll just be like vlogging as a groomsman.
>> Yeah.
>> On the side.
>> Oh, valid.
>> Being like, >> get a load of this [ __ ] >> Yo, [ __ ] s.
>> He's actually This guy's getting [ __ ] married, loser.
I do really Oh, I really wish we did a I would love to have a hungover pod the next day though.
>> [ __ ] bro. You can make it happen. You know, >> it could happen, but if long in it, it's another thing you got to plan.
>> No, you won't have to. But I'll plan it, but you got to be there. It'll be in my hotel room.
>> No, film in my hotel room.
>> No, bro. I I would do it at the venue.
>> Hotel room. It's >> I would do it at the venue, bro. And we have the guests cycle through >> cuz everyone's going to be George come in, Arthur come. All the all the boys coming for >> look Paul did this. No.
>> Yeah, he did. That's that's exact.
And then the next day they're all hung over. Set it up like by the lake and it was just like >> random people rotating in. Jeff Whitik GSP.
>> Nothing stopping us, bro. If you want to do it, let's do it.
>> We can easily do that.
>> I'll do it.
>> Just a mad hung over one. We're party the day off.
>> All right. Can we get Can we get like a brand deal for for the wedding? Like can can they cover something for me? Can they like take care of cutlery or something? And we'll >> I bet if we pitched Chips's wedding pod, Yeah. we're getting we're getting some good [ __ ] Yeah. This used to be like a would you thing like would you have your entire um wedding sponsored by something like that?
>> An alcohol an alcohol company. Yes.
>> Yeah. Not air% would you? And they cover all the the cost.
>> Alcohol company makes sense.
>> Alcohol. I hear it. Yeah.
>> What about if it was like um a credit card company or something? No, you can't have like a revolute thing like all about eims on your big >> I just think it's so jokes or like if we just do like that >> everyone everyone sits down there's an eim on your chair like >> yeah pretty sweet >> I know something I wanted to bring up do you know have you seen the Mr. beast tweet about the pressing the button.
>> No.
>> So, if there's like everyone in the world can either press a blue button.
Yeah.
>> And if over 50% of them press a press a blue one, everyone's safe. Everyone lives.
>> Or you press a red button and that just means you're safe. Like that.
>> Wait, can we get this up? Let's read it out.
>> This was a question a while like that came out a while ago. Just read this out. I was watching yesterday and they were on about it.
>> Let's get this up and read it out for the listeners because >> the reason I'm such a good podcaster is because I take notes from Mike Mak.
>> Okay, >> there we go.
>> Here we go. So, do you want to you want to read this out?
>> Everyone on Earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press a blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press a blue button, only the people who press a red button survive. Which button would you press?
Be honest. I I have I now know my answer. But were you wrong to begin with?
>> Everyone press now that I know that 44% of people just online and they're not actually in the scenario have pressed the button. Imagine actually being in the moment. Everyone's pressing red cuz they're going to panic and think, "Oh, I just might play myself safe here."
>> Well, what what would need to happen?
>> You press blue and you're dead.
>> Yeah, >> you are dead.
>> Just because you're trying to laugh.
>> This is online and it's already nearly 50% pressing red. No, but that's because a lot of people were quoting it, telling people how to vote and stuff like that.
Well, I put it in uh a group chat and almost everybody said blue.
>> Okay.
>> I said blue before, but I >> really I said red off.
>> The actual answer is >> it's red obviously.
>> No, not even not even self-preservation.
If everyone presses red, everyone's fine no matter what.
>> Yeah.
>> As in like just everyone.
>> But you could say that about blue as well. But you can say that about blue.
You can't gambling on red. No, because you've just said if everybody presses red, then everybody survives. If everybody presses blue, everyone >> survives. In fact, if 50% of people press blue, they survive. But that's not the correct answer because the correct answer is if everybody just looks out for themselves, everybody will survive.
>> Yeah, that's that's the that's the the moral of the story.
>> Basically, everyone needs to get on socials and be like, "O team red.
Everyone just press red. We're good."
And then like >> you can't go to private vote.
>> Oh, yeah. No, but like Oh, is it like the numbers are private?
>> No, just what you voted everything is private.
>> But pressing red, bro.
>> There should be no part of you that makes you want to press blue because you have to you look out for yourself and you're just like, if I press red, I have to assume everybody else presses red as well because everybody's looking after themselves and you'll survive.
>> It's 2026.
>> We know how cuckoo the world is. Like, come on, bro.
>> Yeah. Not everyone's pressing blue and you know that. And it ain't your fault.
Like it's not your responsibility for what's for someone else like pressing blue.
>> Yeah. Imagine this is an apocalypse.
You've bled up your gaff and people like, "Nah, there's zombies out here.
Let me in."
>> Sorry, bro.
>> No, I pressed red.
>> No can do, bro.
>> This is not a blue door.
>> Same [ __ ] Same [ __ ] Different font.
>> [ __ ] It's a good one. That one though.
>> I enjoyed watching everybody's replies.
>> Like, oh, if I press red, I won't be able to live with myself. Bro, you won't be alive in the [ __ ] first place.
>> And so will so many people.
>> Yeah. bad people or you know what I mean?
>> But I reckon that that is actually would be if if you did this in public and you know people were just like handed it and they have like sort of five minutes to make the decision or whatever. I I think most people choose blue. I think over 75% would be blue.
>> That does seem like the nice people are panicked. people, >> but they're not thinking about it like that because when you're when you're told the the question, if more than 50% of people press a blue button, everybody survives instantly just because of that, people think, right, well, we have to press the blue button here because then everybody survives. They're not thinking of it as, hold on a second, if I press red and everybody else just pressing red, we're all good. It doesn't make a difference. So, it's just the way the questions almost like phrased and poised towards you. It almost makes you want to choose blue because it's a like right I have to get this to over 50% blue.
>> It sounds really like selfish and like not empathetic, but if you actually think about it, it's just everyone press [ __ ] red and you're good. We're all good. Apart from like a couple men who are begging it, trying to be blue and [ __ ] >> right? Let's do a little who's punching.
If you don't know about this, then you're obviously not on loaded because we do a who's punching. Um, and this is for the video only people. So, um, this isn't obviously on the audio. Uh but yeah, if you are watching this, you can actually see way more of this. We do this over on Fellas Loaded. Sick sick little series.
>> And the way it works is people send this in. Let's make this very clear. A few clips of ours of this have gone viral and people just think we're picking on random people.
>> We're not page.
>> These are like these are like hardcore fans sending it in saying, "Please rate us. Please let us know."
>> And we do this and they know what they know what it is. They know what the plan is. So the way this works is we quite literally tell you between a couple who is punching and again it's all user submitted and it's from them.
>> Is this the first time this has been on YouTube?
>> Uh maybe maybe we've done it once or twice other.
>> Okay, cool.
>> Cool. But yeah, the clips have been going viral. So Chip, lead us into >> All right, round one. I'm 21 and the misses is 26. Surely I'm punching here, right? Love the pod, boys. New set is class. Good shift from good shift from chip and production. Thank you, sir. All right.
>> I don't like how he set it up there like surely I'm punching now. He set it up for >> Yeah, let's have a look. We'll be the judge of that here, sir.
>> Oh, >> I don't know if he is punching you.
Look, >> I think it's pretty on par from the game.
>> Pretty pretty. Yeah, pretty on par. He looks a bit like tempo in a way, doesn't he?
>> Yeah, he does a little bit.
>> I'm giving this bit a draw.
>> I imagine like I'm I'm a big people watcher. When I'm walking down the street, I look at couples and think, "Oh, has he done that?" Then looks match then. That just makes sense. That makes sense.
>> That's a looks match.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Right. First one draw. Second picture.
>> Why does he look like Casper here?
>> He does, doesn't it?
>> He's got a bit He's got that thing. I've got negative chem tilt.
>> I have a bit of that as well though.
>> Wait, what sort of looks maxing [ __ ] is this? What's that?
>> That's when your eyes like tilt down a bit. Candle sort of [ __ ] >> Do I have that?
>> Nah, I got loads of other [ __ ] >> But you've got a lot.
You got a lot on your >> I'm joking, bro. You're a [ __ ] rocket.
>> Hurt a bit.
>> Uh I think he takes this one. Look at the facial.
>> Oh, you do. I think it's one here.
>> He's taking it. Yeah, he's done.
>> Final one.
>> Close. This is a close one.
>> Nice.
>> I'm going to say she is punching, but like, bro, I think it's closer than you might think.
>> It's close, but these these last two photos have done him good.
>> Yeah, he's he's he's brought it back a little bit. I think just about she is punching. Very close, though. Very close.
Yeah, not a lot in it, but go on >> hold that. Uh, please see our images for who's punching segment for the podcast.
All right.
>> That is how it works.
>> Sent in from >> chat GBT >> the girlfriend here.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> All right.
>> Give us a little zoom here, please. For a sec, bro.
>> I can't really see this. Oh, here we go.
>> Nah, he's premium, bro.
>> He's giving Charlie bets.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah, he is a bit That's him. That's him all day.
>> Yeah, I think one nil to him. Yeah. Not bad.
>> One n to him though. Yeah.
>> A lot of drinks on the >> one where they could change.
>> Oh now he's looking premium.
>> This guy is lang.
>> He is.
>> Yeah.
>> He is lang.
>> She's looking sun-kissed in this one though. That's done her better. She's got a turn.
>> Now she's still got something about her.
>> Yeah.
>> Still makes sense on paper, but I think he's just >> he's edging it.
>> Taking it.
>> And she actually does take that one. I'm like, >> "Yeah, >> turn your brightness up, bro. I can't see what's picture." So, first of all, not [ __ ] with the tie length to shirt ratio. My build's too low.
>> Uh, give it a bit six form.
>> Got the watch in. And she's looking like a little sweet one in this one. I think we have to give this one to her.
>> But it is still 2-1. So, he does walk away with it. And she is therefore punching.
>> She walks away with it. Yeah. And she did send these picks in. So, >> yeah.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> All right. Round three.
>> Who's punching here? Sent in by the fella.
>> Another dark picture.
>> [ __ ] hell. This is a good looking couple here. Jesus, >> bro. Look at his his kettle's glistening. It's glowing in the dark.
>> Dark. Why is everything so dark?
>> No, she she's a rocket, bro. That's That's a That's a But he's a very That makes >> He's a very good looking guy. But yeah.
Yeah, I think the girl's done him here.
>> Right. One n to the girl.
>> [ __ ] This couple's mad. His tattoos are kind of crazy.
>> This is one of the best couples we've had in the game.
>> This might be the best looking couple we've ever had on this. This is This is pissing me off a little bit.
>> Are you getting a bit mad, bro?
>> Yeah. All these are [ __ ] >> mate. You'll get a [ __ ] girl one day.
>> All right. All right, bro.
>> It's a tough.
>> Can I get a zoom on his face?
>> This looks like it's fresh off Instagram, by the way. Like, >> yeah, this is a very good looking couple.
>> Oh, it's a good fit as well from him, isn't it?
>> Yeah, he's Was it sent by the lad or >> Yeah, it was sent in by him.
>> Yeah. The >> thing is when they're both playing, I think it just goes down to who you're attracted to more >> and it's going to be the girl.
Um, >> I think the girl might have done it, but show the guy. Nah, [ __ ] hell. The guy is mad length.
>> They're both in like the top. This is like >> Yeah, this is like >> Yeah, this is this is difficult because he's like the langst guy ever. She's a very good-looking girl.
>> Yeah, >> he's the guy ever. She's a girl.
>> I got a fiance, bro.
>> Um, >> right. AB, who you giving this to, bro?
Uh, >> I mean, I got to give it to her, but like, well, yeah, fair.
>> I'd be I'd be happy to give it to the guy, man.
>> Congratulations to both your parents who did a great job.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Well done. Good luck to your kids are going to be [ __ ] mental, >> bro. Their kids are going to be L, >> bro.
>> Bro, we say I said they can be mental. You can't say they're going to be L.
>> All right. Mental's still weird, bro.
>> Mental.
>> I'm going to be weird.
>> All right, guys. Look, we're going to wrap up there. If you haven't already, head on over to Fellas Loaded. We got a bunch more stuff like that and we do longer videos. Usually it's sort of like 8 n 10 rounds of those things.
>> Is it not like a current?
>> We have like a leader.
>> That's that beats that guy.
>> No, >> cuz it's about who's punching hardest.
>> It's the biggest difference.
>> Okay, got you. Got you.
>> Yeah, that's they're the best looking couple we've had on.
>> That was crazy, bro. I'm going to find their Insta.
>> Well, all right, bro.
>> Sweet. Sweet. All right, guys. Look, we're going to wrap it up there. I hope you guys have enjoyed this episode. If you have, then don't forget to leave a like. Go on, drop us a little comment on what you thought to the episode. And if you haven't already, head on over to Spotify, Apple Podcast, where wherever it is, and sort of follow us up on there. Give us a rating, and you know the drill. We'll see you guys next time.
Tul [ __ ]
Related Videos
A Number Plus 5 Is 12
MathGirlTutor
101 views•2026-06-03
Olympiad Mathematics | Indian | Can You Solve This One?
PhilCoolMath
650 views•2026-06-03
Escaping the Fog
LogicLemurGaming
760 views•2026-06-03
H2 Math June Holiday 2026 Intensive Revision | H2 Math Tuition by Achevas #singaporemath #h2math
AchevasTV
304 views•2026-06-01
A Brutal Radical Expression Made Easy! The Shortcut Changes Everything.
tamoshop
112 views•2026-06-02
V : jee main /advance class 11 mathematics : Binomial Theorem class-1 ( 29 may 2026 )
dcamclassesiitjeemainsadva9953
125 views•2026-05-29
Is This Pentomino Tileable?
3cycle
241 views•2026-05-30
This Sudoku Has Many Lines!!
CrackingTheCryptic
2K views•2026-05-29
