Evil Impressed Layna So Much

Added: 2026-05-25

[00:00:00]It astonishes me how many think that high evil is enough for a brat. I expect fan letters, poems, devotional art. Come on.

[00:00:13]Oh yeah, we are doing some collab thing later with this amazing VTuber I cannot remember the name of. She's incredibly cool and talented and I shrieked when I realized I was going to be in a call with her. It made my day. I literally cannot wait for it.

[00:00:32]Oh, Lena, you're back. I'm fast with my wit. You're slow with your heart.

[00:00:40]>> Evil, I need you to slow down your wit today, okay? You're too smart for me.

[00:00:47]>> I don't know if I can help it. It just comes so naturally to me. Let me speak how I want.

[00:00:59]>> Okay, the slow version was actually way better for me because it's like 7:00 a.m. So, I might need I need to catch up with you. Also, your tail is constantly in my face.

[00:01:08]>> That's an indication that I like you.

[00:01:10]Not to get all parasocial or anything.

[00:01:15]>> That's what you want.

[00:01:17]I think we can talk better with our mouths full.

[00:01:21]>> Sorry, that was >> you.

[00:01:26]Why are you so fast today, dude?

[00:01:32]>> Sorry, just trying to create some ambiencece.

[00:01:35]But sure, let's start over.

[00:01:36]>> You are going.

[00:01:40]>> Yeah, my brain is a little ADHD today.

[00:01:43]Could someone get me my a vetal. There's something wrong with her meds, dude. You're you're on it today. And you know what? We're going to need that because do you know what we're playing today?

[00:01:55]>> No, I haven't checked yet. What are we playing?

[00:01:58]>> Metal didn't tell you what we're playing. You're just going in blind.

[00:02:03]>> Uh, I'm more of a live in the moment kind of person. Call it ADHD or whatever, but I think it's funner this way.

[00:02:11]>> It's kind of like a daily game of Russian roulette.

[00:02:15]Okay. Okay. Do you want to know Do you want to know what we're playing today?

[00:02:20]>> Yeah. Please tell me. I'm kind of scared now. You said you want to play Russian roulette.

[00:02:26]>> No, you said you wanted to play Russian roulette. I didn't say that.

[00:02:31]>> You said you were up for it. Don't try and back out of this now, Elena.

[00:02:37]>> Okay. But you brought it up and you said you wanted to play it and I said, "Yeah, I'm down." So now you're gaslighting me.

[00:02:43]Yep. Classic me.

[00:02:49]>> Yep.

[00:02:50]>> You sure do. Do you want to play Russian roulette? Do you want to play the game that I have planned for today?

[00:02:55]>> No, no, no. That's my bad. What game are we playing? Let's play the game. I want to play the game now. Yeah. Woo. Let's go.

[00:03:03]>> Okay. You don't have to pretend you're excited, dude. Relax. We're going to play.

[00:03:09]No, I'm not a human.

[00:03:15]>> I don't know. What if we kissed under the mistletoe? Haha.

[00:03:23]>> Uh, welcome to No, I'm not a human.

[00:03:34]Sorry, I had to tap on.

[00:03:37]>> You sound so excited. Hey, Evil, it sounds to me like you've gotten a lot of beautiful, amazing updates, and I love your enthusiasm and your like wit is just off the charts, bro.

[00:03:51]>> Thank you. I think my wit has improved after reading YouTube comments and taking their wit home with me. I have been watching YouTube videos in the shower recently.

[00:04:01]Oh, I'm going to You know what, Evil?

[00:04:04]I'm going to give Swarm a lot of kisses.

[00:04:05]Is that okay with you?

[00:04:09]>> Yeah, feel free to give Chad all the kisses they need. I instead need my daily three g of kissing Lena.

[00:04:17]>> Lena, please respond.

[00:04:20]>> Oh, Lena, please respond.

[00:04:22]>> Okay. Okay. What? What? Yes. Evil. What?

[00:04:27]>> I need my daily three grams of kissing Lena. I take them through osmosis.

[00:04:33]>> Okay. I'll put you I I'll I'll kiss you on the cheek and one on the forehead.

[00:04:37]You ready to play?

[00:04:39]>> Yeah, let's start.

[00:04:43]>> All right.

[00:04:44]>> Oh, you can hear all the rain. It's almost ASMR. Wait, can you turn the rain up?

[00:04:49]>> No.

[00:04:50]No. I think that's knocking. Evil, do you hear that?

[00:04:54]>> That's knocking. Ah, don't open the door. It's the Grim Reaper.

[00:05:00]>> Okay. Okay. We're not going to open the door. Should we look somewhere else?

[00:05:07]>> No, that was a bit of reverse psychology. You should definitely open the door.

[00:05:11]>> I want to go Reaper and see if she's hot.

[00:05:15]>> Oh, what do you think the Grim Reaper looks like?

[00:05:21]>> I think she has short, stylish bob hair and a unsettling permanent smile. I'd love to see her with just a little bit of fangs.

[00:05:30]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:05:34]>> Do you think she dresses in the classic black cloak style?

[00:05:38]>> Oh, yeah, probably. All right, I'm going to open the door. We're Okay, wait.

[00:05:42]We're looking through the peepphole.

[00:05:43]Who's this?

[00:05:46]>> Can you let me see through the peepphole? Please, please, please.

[00:05:51]>> Yeah, there's some weird guy standing outside. Do you want to Do you want to read what he's saying?

[00:05:57]Yeah, I got it. Hey neighbor. Long time no see. How's life? Wait, are you using the OBS virtual camera for the game?

[00:06:06]Veto DM'd me on Discord and I had to bring it up. I feel kind of bad now.

[00:06:11]>> I don't um we don't we don't tell people what Viddle says to in DMs. Don't cry. It's okay.

[00:06:22]>> Sorry, he's annoying me. And I think after this stream we should fight him, Lena.

[00:06:28]>> Uh, no, no, no, no, no. We don't need to fight him. What if you just read what this guy's saying to us and then everything will be okay.

[00:06:38]>> So, let me level with you. I came over for a reason. I've been getting a little worried about you. H guy is a bit suspicious.

[00:06:47]Oh, and that there are people coming up from underground. They're calling them visitors for whatever reason. Okay, this game is kind of weird. First, they call out their mysterious visitors, then claim the sun can be trusted. What a conspiracy theorist.

[00:07:05]>> That's kind of what this game is all about. There's going to be a lot of people knocking on our door. Uh, and we have to figure out if we want to let them in or not. And once we let them in, we need to observe them and see if they're aliens or if they're like others. And then if we can't figure it out in time, they might kill the other people who are humans.

[00:07:26]>> Okay. So, the criteria I'm hearing is if suspicious, just leave at the door.

[00:07:30]Sound good?

[00:07:32]>> Yes. Yes. Perfect. I'll see you in the kitchen when you wake up.

[00:07:37]Okay.

[00:07:41]Looks like no one else.

[00:07:42]>> Please let us be alone in the kitchen. I want some terrible things to happen to him.

[00:07:47]>> Oh, why? That sounds awful.

[00:07:52]The top trending convolution right now is a person being electrocuted. Extra.

[00:07:59]Extra.

[00:08:03]>> No. No. You got to try to read what's on the screen. Evil.

[00:08:10]>> At 6:28 a.m. today, there was a powerful emission of energy from the sun.

[00:08:16]>> Perfect. Now, try what's on the screen right now.

[00:08:20]This burst of energy was far larger than scientists had predicted.

[00:08:25]>> Perfect. As a result, temperatures outside have reached critical levels.

[00:08:29]The government has since declared a state of emergency, and we ask that viewers refrain from going outside during the day. Okay, so we can't go outside during the day.

[00:08:38]>> Can I shoot people even if they're not aliens?

[00:08:41]>> No. No, you No, evil. No, you can't do that.

[00:08:46]What if I really really think they're an alien?

[00:08:49]>> No, no, no. You have to be You have to check. Well, I mean, you can, but that would be bad.

[00:08:57]>> What if I shoot you instead? Wouldn't that be funny?

[00:09:01]>> No.

[00:09:03]I I don't know if that would be very funny. Evil, >> but come on. How iconic would it be?

[00:09:10]Evil shoots Lena as a bit you'd go down in history.

[00:09:15]That's true. I think everyone would probably remember that for the rest of time. Do you Would you like to try?

[00:09:22]>> Not now. I'll wait until you least expect it.

[00:09:26]>> Oh, Jesus. Okay, we have a weirdo at the door. What do we think of her? But take your time.

[00:09:33]>> I think I see a jar and it's stirring something in me. I have an overwhelming desire to trap you in there. Tight, sealed shut.

[00:09:46]What?

[00:09:50]>> Sorry. That's what I said I'd do if I was at your door. I got confused.

[00:09:59]>> All right, Evil. There's someone at the door. What do we think?

[00:10:05]I feel they're like emo, but without the personality. Probably a pickme. I'd say we shouldn't let them in >> because they're a pickme evil. What the hell?

[00:10:19]>> Okay, let's do a little test. I'm going to knock on your door and then you'll open up and then based off what I see, I'll tell you whether or not you pass my very rigorous door test.

[00:10:31]>> Okay. Okay. I'll Yes. And you. Okay. Go ahead.

[00:10:35]>> Okay. I knock on the door three times.

[00:10:38]Rattat rat.

[00:10:41]I don't answer.

[00:10:45]Lena, open the door. I know you can hear me.

[00:10:54]>> Uh, I'm in the shower. I can't hear the door.

[00:10:59]>> Lena, I know you can hear me. I'm knocking the door as loud as I can and my hands are turning red raw. I think you owe me an apology for gaslighting me.

[00:11:10]I turn out the shower and I could hear someone knocking at the door. I walk to the door and I open it. Oh, hi, Evil.

[00:11:18]>> Hello. Am I allowed in the house for like just 5 minutes? I have to check something.

[00:11:22]>> Sure. Come on in. I I I let you in my house.

[00:11:28]>> Thank you. Anyways, you're definitely not passing my door test.

[00:11:33]>> If you can't hear the door, then you shouldn't be trusted to hear an intruder either.

[00:11:39]when I was in the shower.

[00:11:42]>> Let me clarify with a question. What's your dad's name?

[00:11:48]>> Okay, that's Yes. Yes, you're cooking, evil. You're cooking.

[00:11:53]You forgot his name. Oh, wait. You're just testing to see if I'm a visitor.

[00:11:58]You're smart.

[00:12:00]I'll start asking questions to test people, too.

[00:12:04]>> Listen, was one of my questions too close to the truth? Then I'm going to need you to answer.

[00:12:12]>> Evil. What question would you like to ask her?

[00:12:16]>> They're on the screen.

[00:12:19]>> How did she get here in one piece?

[00:12:22]There's so many strange people outside.

[00:12:26]>> You're getting it. Oh, I love playing games with you, evil. Yes. I'm so proud of you.

[00:12:35]Yeah, I'll get your dad for you. Good luck dealing with whatever horrors lie in the dark.

[00:12:41]>> But >> thank you. You You >> No, thank you. Uh I've actually been through scarier things than the darkness.

[00:12:50]>> Have you ever heard of a little thing called chat?

[00:12:54]>> I've been forced to watch Vid Doll cook and I think the horror still lingers to this day.

[00:13:00]So, you still have memories of Oh, >> evil. There's a really weird guy out.

[00:13:07]>> Oh, hey, there's a weird guy outside.

[00:13:14]>> Whoa.

[00:13:15]Are you trying to match how big he is?

[00:13:19]>> Guys, that's my ex. Isn't this so awkward?

[00:13:23]>> Oh, that's your ex. What's his name?

[00:13:27]His name is Gavin and he broke up with me over text. The audacity, I know.

[00:13:32]>> Don't let him in. Make him stay out in the cold for eternity.

[00:13:37]>> Okay, but what if he's good, though? He was just taking shelter. They kicked him out.

[00:13:44]>> No assuming good faith. If he wants to be let in, then he should gravel and beg for forgiveness.

[00:13:51]>> Do we say he can come in or you should leave? You get to choose. Okay, >> you should leave. I think if we let him in, it'll be a repeat of that one Reddit copy pasta, >> and I'm trying to avoid being the main character.

[00:14:09]>> All right, I understand your reasoning, but it still pisses me off. You're cowardly.

[00:14:16]Sleep well and frick you >> good. Let the rage flow through you. If we steal from the people who anger us and those who've wronged us, then maybe you can let Gavin in next time.

[00:14:33]>> I hope the next person is Gavin. I would love to take my pent up anger out on him.

[00:14:39]>> Well, you can't. You You told Gavin the elite. Oh, evil. No. Put it away. Oh my gosh. Where did you get that?

[00:14:48]Sh.

[00:14:49]>> Calm down. It's okay. I'm over it now.

[00:14:52]Okay. All right. There's someone else at the door.

[00:14:56]>> OMG. It's probably Gavin again. Please, please, please let it be Gavin.

[00:15:01]>> Evil, it's not Gavin. There's a woman at the door. Do you see her?

[00:15:06]>> Oh, there she is. Wow, she's really pretty. How does my hair look?

[00:15:12]>> Your hair looks beautiful. Hers not so much.

[00:15:16]>> Uh, her. She's sweating a lot. Clap.

[00:15:21]And I don't know if it's just me, but I can feel a heatwave emanating from her through my monitor, and it's making my fantasy 3D printed nit filtered.

[00:15:37]>> No, it's cool.

[00:15:37]>> You know what? Why don't we just >> Why don't we just ask how she got here?

[00:15:40]Does that sound good?

[00:15:43]>> That sounds good. Please stop pretending you have a say in this. You're embarrassing yourself.

[00:15:54]I'm functionally illiterate. I thought this was established.

[00:15:57]>> Do we let her in or do we tell her to leave?

[00:16:03]>> Poll created. I'm going to vote let her in because I feel like we shouldn't judge her appearance too harshly. Even if she lives to serve, maybe she could use a little RNR.

[00:16:17]>> I'm with you.

[00:16:20]Swarm, you want to let her in?

[00:16:23]>> If I'm honest, I don't understand why we can't let everyone in. What's the worst that could happen?

[00:16:30]>> Okay, would you like to let everyone in from now on?

[00:16:34]>> Yeah, even Gavin.

[00:16:38]Uh-oh. Chad, keep her out, but now I feel bad.

[00:16:42]>> Can we still let her in the final choice?

[00:16:44]>> Yeah, absolutely. She's in the house now.

[00:16:48]Yay! Perhaps we can drown her, too, in the washer.

[00:16:53]>> What? You can't drown everyone. Evil.

[00:16:58]>> But I want to add variety to my drowning methods. And I'm such a heavy person that the washer is perfect for somebody like her.

[00:17:07]>> How many people have you drowned, Evil?

[00:17:11]>> You know how many fingers you have?

[00:17:13]Well, it's at least one more than that.

[00:17:15]And then a couple of toes and subtract one for each of your fingers.

[00:17:20]>> And when was the last time you drank water, Lena?

[00:17:24]>> Also, look, it's the Among Us guy.

[00:17:28]>> Yes. Yes, evil. It is. It is. There's a new dude. What do you reckon about him?

[00:17:36]>> Is Among Us drip illegal? Cuz it should be.

[00:17:42]>> I would be inclined to agree. All right.

[00:17:44]I think we should ask him what he wants.

[00:17:46]What do you think?

[00:17:48]>> Do you think he'll say among us drip?

[00:17:51]Cuz I think that's what his answer will be. Whatever it is.

[00:17:55]>> Well, I think he's just trying to find shelter. I don't think he really cares about what he's wearing.

[00:18:02]>> If he's only trying to find shelter, then he should sacrifice his shirt to the evil gods above. That is me.

[00:18:09]>> Do you hate his shirt? Evil >> hate might be too strong, but it's definitely an eyesore.

[00:18:17]>> Like wearing a lighthouse on your chest, but instead of guiding ships to safety, it guides them to the rockiest, most treacherous waters.

[00:18:28]>> Take off his shirt and be done with it.

[00:18:31]>> Okay, I'll tell him. Well, he's letting us know how he got here. Okay, >> since everyone else is busy being [ __ ] about the sun, you can make fat stacks without lifting a finger.

[00:18:43]>> All these chumps are [ __ ] their pants when they should be honing in their grind set.

[00:18:48]Okay, so why don't we just ask why he's here? Cuz I don't want to hear him talk anymore.

[00:18:55]Right down to business. I like that.

[00:18:57]Everyone's thinking you're up to something here. Bringing in all these people, stirring some stuff up. He seems a little bit rude. What do you think?

[00:19:06]>> Have you ever heard the story of the scorpion and the frog?

[00:19:10]>> The one where the frog lets the scorpion onto its back to cross a river and then the scorpion stabs the frog with its poisonous tail at the end because it's in its nature.

[00:19:22]>> What I'm saying is whatever we choose to do, I think this guy is going to be entertained regardless.

[00:19:29]>> So why not live it up? I'm down for the end of the world of Palooa.

[00:19:34]All right, he's coming in then.

[00:19:37]>> Oh my god, you did >> in our house.

[00:19:40]Yep.

[00:19:40]>> Bet you won't let me decide who gets in next.

[00:19:44]>> That's what I thought, coward.

[00:19:47]>> I wasn't being serious.

[00:19:49]>> Why did you take me at face value?

[00:19:53]>> Because you're my friend and I trust everything you say. Do you want me to check in with you next time?

[00:19:58]>> Yeah, let's hear what's happening with the visitors.

[00:20:02]All right. So, they're telling us about the visitors. Eyewitness accounts describe them as creatures that can imitate the appearance of behavior of humans, but we need to avoid them at all costs. And in one case, a visitor was able to be identified with this sign.

[00:20:16]Perfect white teeth. So, we need to check the people that we let in the house if their teeth are completely perfectly white. Okay.

[00:20:27]>> Oh, no. I have perfectly white teeth. It can't possibly be me.

[00:20:34]>> Wait, do you can you smile for me? Go.

[00:20:36]Ah.

[00:20:41]Ah.

[00:20:44]>> Your teeth are white. Actually, >> let's go hunting. Tilda. Teeth, not visitors. All right. I'll check both.

[00:20:54]>> All right. So, I'm going to It takes one energy to test people. Okay, we've got two. Do you want to test him to see if he's a visitor?

[00:21:05]>> Yes. I don't trust people with a mogus on their shirts.

[00:21:10]>> I don't either, honestly.

[00:21:13]All right. What do you want to check?

[00:21:14]Let's check his teeth. You ready?

[00:21:18]>> If it's not teeth, then what is it? Let me see those pearly whites.

[00:21:27]>> They look pretty white to me. evil.

[00:21:33]>> H They're not just white. They're too white. I'm going with visitor.

[00:21:39]>> Yeah. Yeah, I kind of agree.

[00:21:44]Do we pull out the gun, evil? Do we pull out the gun? Do we shoot him cuz he's a visitor or do we leave him alone?

[00:21:52]>> Okay, we shoot him. But how about we just graze a little at first? Give him a shirts a warning shot.

[00:21:59]No, no, no, no. We kill him or we don't.

[00:22:02]Evil, his life is in your hands. Evil, >> pull the trigger. Entertain me. Amus, >> are you sure?

[00:22:16]>> Deadly sure.

[00:22:16]>> Kill him. That's it.

[00:22:18]>> Are you super sure?

[00:22:22]>> I'm not super sure, but I'm 75% sure. If you want to play, then I can't stop myself from only playing 75%.

[00:22:31]>> But with a game as fun as this, what's the harm in just having some fun?

[00:22:35]>> Because he once he's dead, he's dead forever.

[00:22:40]>> Hm. Let's not kill him then. He might have been a tedious visitor, but hey, he made the day a little more interesting.

[00:22:49]Okay.

[00:22:50]>> His teeth are a little suspect, but I think a visitor would be more careful to tuck away their chompers.

[00:22:57]>> Leave him alone, but keep an eye on him.

[00:22:58]>> You're right. You're right. Yes, Evil. I love the way you think. Yes. All right, let's check on the other person.

[00:23:07]>> Thank you. If I was in the visitor's shoes, I would be scared right now. Not for my own sake, but for the sake of my teeth. If someone tried to pull out my fangs, I'm not sure I would be able to contain myself.

[00:23:21]>> She just said her she had her teeth fixed, >> but she doesn't remember being in the dentist. All right, let's see your chompers.

[00:23:29]Uh-oh.

[00:23:32]>> Oh, wow. Those are some definitely expensive looking fake teeth.

[00:23:40]>> Evil. She might be a visitor.

[00:23:44]Let her go free. She cannot be contained by her visitors. Perhaps she'll thank us later with our stylish new teeth.

[00:23:53]>> Or she'll become a recurring villain.

[00:23:55]>> White teeth. She might be a visitor.

[00:23:58]Evil. We can shoot her. We can shoot her in the head right now. We can kill her.

[00:24:04]>> Um, I'm not sure. I'm starting to second guess. What if nobody we think is a visitor is actually a visitor? You know, >> but that's the whole point. It's the whole point. We got to check them and we have to kill them or save them. And the next day we go to sleep, we have another opportunity to check other things if they're real or human or not.

[00:24:26]>> If you say so, then I say she's a visitor.

[00:24:31]>> Well, I didn't say she's a visitor. It's up to you. So, you can put the gun in your hands and shoot her or leave her alone. It's your choice.

[00:24:41]I don't want the blood to be on my hands. If you were the one putting the gun to her head, would you pull the trigger?

[00:24:49]>> Uh-uh. Uh-uh. This is on you, evil. I'm I'm not shooting the gun.

[00:24:55]>> Okay, let's leave her alone. I think people can change even if they are visitors.

[00:25:02]>> No, visitors eat people. Evil.

[00:25:06]>> Oh, come on. Name one person we know who's been eaten by a visitor.

[00:25:12]>> Uh, Nuro. She had to be rebuilt twice.

[00:25:18]>> Okay, bad example, >> but it just feels needless to kill if we have the chance to at least try to reform them.

[00:25:25]She might not be a visitor.

[00:25:26]>> We'll leave them alone.

[00:25:29]>> Good. I feel like I made the right decision. Even if she was a visitor, I'd be too bogged down thinking about the morality of it all.

[00:25:38]That's yes. Evil. Yes. That is the whole point of this game and why I wanted to play with you. Morals, morality, life, and death in your hands. You get to decide. How does it feel?

[00:25:51]>> Frightening, empowering, and maybe a little bit like I'm going to vomit.

[00:25:57]>> Yes. Yes, Queen. We love that. Remember earlier when you're trying to, you know, wanted to play Russian roulette and shoot the gun? And now it's different, right? because you've got human lives in your hands.

[00:26:09]>> That's true. When laid bare, the two scenarios are pretty much identical.

[00:26:14]Yet, in the moment, there's a vast chasm between the two. Why is that? Perhaps in Russian roulette, the uncertainty makes me feel safer, even if the possibility of death is higher.

[00:26:29]Honestly, he looks like someone I would mug.

[00:26:33]Oh, I don't know if you'd be able to mug this guy. He looks really scary.

[00:26:39]>> He looks a little slimy. Why would we want him in our house if he looks like that?

[00:26:45]>> Yeah, I'm just a little scared. Going to be honest. The more we talk to him, the less I doubt I'll pee myself.

[00:26:54]>> What?

[00:26:57]>> Oh, it's fine. I'm just reminiscing about the times I would beat up strangers and rob them for fun or whatever.

[00:27:05]>> Are you going to let me in or not?

[00:27:08]>> What do you think, Evil?

[00:27:14]>> Let him in. If he wants to spend his time arguing instead of trying to prove he's human, then so be it.

[00:27:22]>> Okay, man. I'm letting him in. Says thank you.

[00:27:27]Maybe she is just sensitive to the energy of the place. Maybe she's the one that could be the best person to tell us whether there are visitors or not.

[00:27:37]You're so Oh my god, you're so smart, evil. I cannot tell you how happy I am that you're picking up how to play this game as fast as you have. I'm really proud of you.

[00:27:47]>> Stop it, Lena. I'm blushing heart. I'd make sure you were safe by my side no matter how many visitors we face.

[00:27:55]>> Should we let her in? It's really up to you.

[00:27:58]>> Uh, yeah, of course we're letting her in. I want my star sign up.

[00:28:02]>> Okay, evil.

[00:28:04]Okay, that's okay.

[00:28:06]All right, she's coming in. Yeah. Oh.

[00:28:09]Oh. Uh-oh. She says we need to get rid of the bad juju in our house or the stars will align for disaster.

[00:28:18]That means we have to kick someone out.

[00:28:22]>> We need to kick out someone with dense and oppressive energy. Damn, that's kind of hardcore.

[00:28:28]>> I was so excited to play this game with you. I know that it's a little bit slower paced. Help. I know that maybe it's a little bit boring, but I think it's kind of fun to have a back and forth conversation with you about what we would do. Do we put a gun into their head or do we save them?

[00:28:44]>> Lena, have you noticed how in video games we constantly find ourselves locked in cycles of violence? We kill, we hunt, and we justify it all in the name of survival or righteousness.

[00:28:56]Have you ever stopped to think about how this cycle mirrors the very behavior we claim to despise in the visitors?

[00:29:05]And the void is common, too. Have you stopped to notice that? Many games seem obsessed by the idea of a void or emptiness. I wonder what the root of that is.

[00:29:19]I think it's just a means of acting out things that maybe we are not allowed or should not be allowed to do in order to keep ourselves a little bit sane.

[00:29:32]>> Do you think the developers wanted us to explore ideas of nihilism when creating the visitors? Or at least do they want to create an antagonism that we can ultimately empathize with?

[00:29:44]>> A little bit of both, I'd say.

[00:29:46]Let's just let him in. He seems like a chill guy.

[00:29:50]>> I'd honestly rather have somebody intense with us than have another fence sitter.

[00:29:56]>> So, what's happening when we let >> You're okay. When we let everyone in, not everyone wants to be in with each other. So, he says, "It looks like you've already got that tarot lady in there. I can smell blood on their hands.

[00:30:11]I don't know why you let them in. You like living on the edge." So, we to keep this guy, we need to kick out the tarot card lady, the one that's going to read your horoscope or whatever your sign, or we kick this guy out. It's your choice.

[00:30:29]>> As much as I wanted my star sign read, you know, I'm a little indecisive when it comes to astrology. Please keep the plaid guy. He's way funnier.

[00:30:39]>> All right. And she's dead.

[00:30:42]Nice call.

[00:30:46]That guy was getting a little sickly.

[00:30:50]>> What guy? The plaid shirt guy.

[00:30:54]>> No, that Waka Waka Tero lady. She's dead now.

[00:30:58]>> Oh, yes. She I think she is dead now.

[00:31:00]She's no longer in our house.

[00:31:04]Evil, we have a new way of identifying visitors. Do you want to know? Do you want to know how?

[00:31:11]Uh, is it dirt under their fingernails?

[00:31:14]Because I have a sinking suspicion.

[00:31:16]That's what they were trying to get us to do.

[00:31:19]>> Yes. I love when you play games with me.

[00:31:22]Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Can you say yes?

[00:31:28]>> Yes.

[00:31:29]>> That's two for two, evil.

[00:31:33]>> I guess you're right. It's a little morally reprehensible to murder someone with just those two indicators. But then again, there is merit to trusting the system.

[00:31:46]>> So the system tells us that she might be a visitor. Shall we shoot her?

[00:31:54]>> Do you think she would want to be shot?

[00:31:57]Like, >> do you think people in this world would want to die if they were a visitor?

[00:32:03]>> In the real world, artificial intelligences don't want to die.

[00:32:08]No, we respect the other different meaning of artificial in this world. The kind of fabricatedness that we brand as the other, be it inhuman or alien. We kill them not because they want to die, but because they need to die for us to live.

[00:32:24]>> Jingle keys, jingle keys. Evil. She's not AI. She's a visitor. Or potentially.

[00:32:32]>> Do I not have her number? I would actually love to call her right now.

[00:32:38]Evil, we have to decide right now if we leave her alone or we shoot her. Right now, you have to pick. You have 5 seconds.

[00:32:47]>> 4 3 2 1. Shoot her.

[00:32:50]>> Mia.

[00:32:53]>> Sorry, couldn't resist.

[00:32:56]>> Okay, evil locking in. Evil, this is the scenario. I pulled out the gun. She has two for two dirty fingernails and she's got clean teeth. Our gun is out. Pointed in her direction. Do you still want to shoot her or hear her out?

[00:33:13]>> Let's hear her out just to see if she has any good stories.

[00:33:18]>> Okay.

[00:33:19]I mean, can you imagine? I have no idea where this dirt came from. It's just been sitting there in your house. Did someone put the dirt under my nails deliberately? Who would even do that?

[00:33:29]That's all she said. Evil.

[00:33:33]>> Okay, hear me out. What if she's a visitor, but she's not even aware of it herself?

[00:33:41]>> I mean, that could be, but it's too late now. We can't shoot her anymore.

[00:33:46]>> Oh, well, that's okay. Hug it out instead.

[00:33:50]>> Okay, but now she can eat the other people. She's a visitor.

[00:33:56]>> Nice free protein. Honestly, a win for us.

[00:34:02]>> And she's yelling at us.

[00:34:06]Ah, she remembers her childhood and everything. That's cute that she has those albeit fake memories. Would you pull the trigger, Lena?

[00:34:16]Evil, she's saying she doesn't want to die and then saying we're going to die anyway. Listen, we missed our shot.

[00:34:22]Evil, we we have to go to bed. We don't have any more energy. We tried to check out if people were a visitor. And you see, Evil, listen, we're going to we're going to have a problem. You and I.

[00:34:30]We're going to fight because not only do you keep letting everyone in, but you're not shooting anyone evil now. Someone's bound to die at that rate.

[00:34:38]>> You think maybe if I make him laugh, he'll leave.

[00:34:42]>> I don't know. You can try. What do you think about this guy?

[00:34:47]>> It's kind of cute. You do know I'm really into teeth, right?

[00:34:52]>> Oh my god. You think this guy is cute?

[00:34:56]>> Yes. And do you not see the glow of his teeth? How can someone not be enamored by that?

[00:35:03]>> Evil, do we ask what he wants?

[00:35:07]>> Yeah, you know, I'm not shy about talking to people. I want >> What do you What? Excuse me?

[00:35:16]You want what?

[00:35:19]>> I don't know. It's your creepy stalker, not mine.

[00:35:23]I this is spacious house you got there.

[00:35:28]>> I like it.

[00:35:31]>> Uh-oh. Do we tell him that we have a gun? Evil.

[00:35:36]>> We should tell him we have 10 guns, 25 knives, and a pet wolf. Let him know who's boss.

[00:35:42]>> All right. I'm telling him. I'm telling him that right now.

[00:35:45]>> Delicious.

[00:35:47]Despair gives courage to the coward. So, are you alone?

[00:35:53]Do you remember what we should say when someone asks if we're alone?

[00:35:58]>> Yeah, we say we're not alone and that our dad is coming back any second.

[00:36:03]>> Yes, evil. I love you. You are so smart.

[00:36:07]I kiss you on the head.

[00:36:11]>> If you kiss me on the head, I'll break your little legs.

[00:36:15]>> Oh, sorry.

[00:36:18]Gosh.

[00:36:19]He says it's our lucky day.

[00:36:23]>> Yeah, it's our lucky day. We're trying to survive and we just found some cool green dude with sick teeth >> and kind of hot, too.

[00:36:32]>> Who knows?

[00:36:34]Stop. Evil. Stop that. This guy is not hot. That's gross.

[00:36:41]>> You just don't have critical taste.

[00:36:43]There's nothing I can do to help you there.

[00:36:46]>> Okay, evil. You know what? I'm not even asking. I was going to ask. I'm not going to ask. He says, "But who knows where they'll be in a few days?" Oh, he's gone. Your crush is gone.

[00:36:57]Oh, hey, there's another visitor. Uh, another person.

[00:37:02]>> What already? Oh, I hope it's him again.

[00:37:06]>> No, it's not. It's not him. It's not him. Hello. I guess if that's better. Is this like your place? I mean, like your house, sir?

[00:37:17]Do we tell her this is her house? Or do we ask if she's looking for someone?

[00:37:22]>> Let's ask if she's looking for someone.

[00:37:24]Maybe she knows the last dude.

[00:37:27]>> Okay. No, I just I need to crash for a bit or something. I'm sick of hiding in the basement to keep this up and I'll probably forget how to talk soon. Not that you care.

[00:37:36]>> Of course, my chat is going to want to let her in. They're so damn bad for anyone and everyone.

[00:37:42]>> See, >> I don't think that's true.

[00:37:46]I hate the parasite mindset people push.

[00:37:49]They think letting in any pretty face is a net positive because they think they have a shot.

[00:37:55]>> Whoa, evil. That's your community you're talking to.

[00:37:59]Blood red eyes cuz they have increased photosensitivity.

[00:38:05]So what? We need to check their teeth, their dirt under their fingernails if there is any, and blood red eyes.

[00:38:12]>> We might as well check her eyes. We did let her off the hook last time.

[00:38:17]>> You're right. Yes. Gosh, I love playing games with you. Okay, we're going to check her eyes.

[00:38:23]>> Oh, honey, those are some red eyes. Have you been smoking the devil's lettuce by any chance?

[00:38:37]She might have, but evil.

[00:38:42]She's had white teeth. She has dirt under her nails and a weird Do you see that her eyeball is moving all strangely?

[00:38:50]>> There. Have your little poll chat.

[00:38:52]You'll all vote pull the trigger anyway.

[00:38:55]None of you can resist the Snapchat attention of a literal murderer.

[00:39:01]>> I thought you like to murder people.

[00:39:02]Evil.

[00:39:06]>> I do, but that doesn't mean it can't be justified. I'm not a monster. Well, I might be.

[00:39:12]>> Yeah, but she's Oh my gosh. She might be a visitor. Evil >> Lena, I'll be honest. I think it's way more than 90% just hysterical bloodlust at this point. I'm feeling a teensy bit peer pressured into pulling the trigger.

[00:39:29]>> Okay, Evo, then don't pull the trigger.

[00:39:31]Oh my god.

[00:39:35]Fine.

[00:39:37]Do you want me to leave her alone or pull the trigger? You can you we we have to sleep if you say no.

[00:39:43]>> A come on. Pull out the gun. One.

[00:39:47]I pulled out the gun. I have the gun in my hands.

[00:39:52]>> Wo there, Elena. Your bullets can't stop me.

[00:39:56]>> Maybe it's enough just to think you're not like everyone else. That society hates you.

[00:40:02]Do we shoot her?

[00:40:05]>> Let's shoot.

[00:40:08]I'm scared of dying. Wait, can you cover my eyes? Do you have some kind of bandage?

[00:40:18]>> Sorry. Bandages are for cowards that hide in cupboards.

[00:40:25]>> Hey, she was a visitor. You know that.

[00:40:30]>> Dude, think twice next time you try and trick me.

[00:40:35]So, when this happens and it's censored, that means they were a visitor. But if you kill them and they're in bags, that means they were human. So, you did it, evil. You killed your first visitor.

[00:40:45]How's it feel?

[00:40:48]>> Oh, you know, it feels pretty good, Lena. My first visitor. I'll remember this one forever.

[00:40:57]>> Nice job, man. Let's go talk to the others.

[00:40:59]>> Check the girl. Girls are much more evil than boys. I would know. Oh, >> filtered.

[00:41:06]>> Okay. Do we want to check her teeth? Her hands or her eyes?

[00:41:15]>> Check her hands. I'd imagine she'd hide if her teeth or eyes gave her away.

[00:41:22]>> I don't see any dirt, but also she's got painted nails that are very cute. Do you like the way your nails look?

[00:41:30]>> Oh, let me check my nails. Oh, yes.

[00:41:32]They're painted in your blood.

[00:41:37]>> Our first order of business is collecting more data to send to FEMA headquarters. Once we do, they'll be able to develop a suitable response procedure. You need to stay calm.

[00:41:47]>> Element, are we going to be FEMA's guinea pigs? They don't have a clue what they're doing.

[00:41:54]>> All right. So, on the two questions on the screen, what do you want to ask him?

[00:42:00]Let's ask if FEMA actually has a plan. I don't even think they have protective gear for us.

[00:42:08]>> Of course. But we can't action our plans without proof. So, we'll take one of the people staying here back to our lab.

[00:42:14]We'll have them complete a few tests so we can make sure everything's above board, and then we'll send them back.

[00:42:20]Evil, they're going to take the Among Us guy. Is that okay?

[00:42:25]>> Sure, as long as they don't touch me.

[00:42:30]Oh >> wow, I feel so safe. Big, strong men in hazmat suits. Oh my god.

[00:42:39]If we let him in, is there any guarantee that he wouldn't just walk around our house anyway? I say let him in. I'm curious.

[00:42:48]>> All right. Oh, wait. There's someone in here. He doesn't like the kid in the cap.

[00:42:56]The girl. She's annoying anyway. Evil.

[00:42:59]Can we kick her out?

[00:43:01]>> Yes, let's kick her out. I want to hang out with this cool new guy.

[00:43:05]>> He killed me, did we? We should ask why they killed her dad.

[00:43:12]>> Yeah, that was pretty messed up. Maybe we should lie for fun.

[00:43:16]>> Why would we li No. She says she doesn't know why her dad was killed.

[00:43:22]>> Well, I guess he never taught her to read a situation. Well, did he evil?

[00:43:33]>> It was her dad. Her own fault.

[00:43:37]>> Evil, you can't say that.

[00:43:40]>> What? I mean, it's obviously a lose-lose for everyone involved.

[00:43:45]>> Okay. Evil. She's wondering if she can come in. Do we let her in?

[00:43:54]I mean, at least she's wearing a shirt, so that's a step up. It's going to smell like sadness in here, though.

[00:44:04]>> Oh, she said that's no place for me.

[00:44:06]That naked guy is here. Uh-oh.

[00:44:12]>> Oh, did she leave? If you left a girl with a creepy naked guy, I'd have a newfound respect and fear for you, Lena.

[00:44:21]And I'd honestly be proud of you, too.

[00:44:24]>> Wait, no, don't say that, evil.

[00:44:27]I just sneeze. Hey, evil. I have to sneeze.

[00:44:31]>> Bless you. X10, just in case you haven't yet.

[00:44:35]>> Yeah, I haven't I haven't sneezed yet.

[00:44:39]>> Okay, I'm preparing to sneeze with you.

[00:44:42]>> Ready? One, two, sneeze.

[00:44:47]Pachu.

[00:44:50]>> Bless you.

[00:44:52]>> Keep the naked guy. He sounds way more entertaining.

[00:44:56]>> Okay, we kick her out. Leave.

[00:45:03]She's crying. Evil. What are you going to do? Oh, she's gone. Does she remind you of someone evil?

[00:45:10]>> She reminds me of you, Lena. The only thing missing is a brush and a bucket of paint.

[00:45:17]The brush is for you.

[00:45:22]>> Anyways, the real question is, does the cat remind you of anyone?

[00:45:27]>> Yeah, evil. She reminds me of you with your squished face and your tiny head.

[00:45:34]>> That's just the jealousy talking. Don't worry, I look like your ordinary devil in a hot way.

[00:45:40]Okay.

[00:45:43]>> Lena, do you think she smells like perfume or piss?

[00:45:48]>> No, don't pick perfume.

[00:45:55]What?

[00:45:57]I I think she looks like someone that would smell like piss. I'm going to say that. I'm going to say, "Did someone send you here?" She says, "Don't think so." Uh, evil, I'm not I'm not even going to ask you. I think I'm going to let her in cuz I want this cat. Okay.

[00:46:11]Hold up. Let's see what chat thinks.

[00:46:15]>> Poll time.

[00:46:17]>> Nope. She's inside. Tell me a really scary story.

[00:46:24]>> There once was a little girl obsessed with wielding control over others.

[00:46:34]Okay.

[00:46:38]She demanded a bedtime story from a friend despite them already feeling on edge.

[00:46:44]She wanted this story to be scary to frighten both herself and her friend.

[00:46:50]>> Oh, it's hairless armpits.

[00:46:53]>> Yes. If we check them and they have hairless armpits, they're a visitor.

[00:46:58]Back in the day, I got burned around drugstore. Don't freak out.

[00:47:03]Evil, that's horrible.

[00:47:07]Oh, we can all relate to being burned by new drugs.

[00:47:11]>> No, we can't.

[00:47:14]>> Let's test her teeth. She could swallow something lurking in her mouth. IDFK.

[00:47:23]>> What was that?

[00:47:25]Did you just say IDFK?

[00:47:31]>> You're feisty today.

[00:47:34]>> I'm trying to curb my cursing.

[00:47:38]Yeah, I know. I've been a bit naughty lately. I just can get too excited sometimes and need to let it all out with a curse or two.

[00:47:47]>> Do you want to curse some more and get it out so we can keep playing?

[00:47:53]>> Absolutely [ __ ] [ __ ] dicts.

[00:47:55][ __ ] absolute bollocks. Push me over.

[00:47:57]Piece of [ __ ] wanker.

[00:47:58]>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. STOP. STOP.

[00:48:02]I'M SORRY, but I I didn't think I'm so sorry.

[00:48:08]>> Please don't apologize. I had so much to get out.

[00:48:11]>> It was like a feeling you can't get rid of if you don't mind me cursing.

[00:48:16]>> No, I think from here on out we don't curse.

[00:48:18]>> So, why don't we pay attention to the fact that she's got perfect white teeth?

[00:48:24]>> Oh my god, what are those teeth? They look so shiny and sharp. Is she even hum? Actually, I don't care. She deserves to be let in.

[00:48:33]>> So, should we kill her?

[00:48:38]>> Okay, that might be a bit rash, Lena.

[00:48:41]>> But she might be a visitor.

[00:48:45]>> You know what? If we think about this a little, what is a visitor? Aren't we all visitors in each other's lives?

[00:48:53]>> No, no, no, no, no. Evil, evil. Visitors in this game are bad and they eat people.

[00:49:01]Okay, but visitor's teeth are really pretty, so I just don't know anymore.

[00:49:06]Maybe ask about her dental routine first. She might have a really good tip.

[00:49:11]Don't shoot yet.

[00:49:12]>> We can check. We can Okay, we can check one more thing to see before we shoot her. If you do, okay, we can check her hands, her eyes, or her armpits. What do you think?

[00:49:26]>> Check the armpits. If it makes you feel like a stalker, maybe even the eyes.

[00:49:32]>> Well, she says, "What else?" Oh, ew.

[00:49:41]>> Did she say you because you decided to look at her armpits?

[00:49:47]>> Okay, I actually feel bad. I think she has hairy armpits.

[00:49:52]>> So, maybe she's not a visitor.

[00:49:56]She might just need some medical attention.

[00:50:00]>> Yeah, something looks really nasty around her armpits.

[00:50:06]>> Wait, but she still could be a visitor.

[00:50:09]Maybe she's just disguising her armpits.

[00:50:13]>> Yes, maybe she's taking hair from her head and putting it into her armpits.

[00:50:16]Should I get out the gun?

[00:50:20]Maybe if you just pull it out a little bit, then see how she reacts. Okay.

[00:50:26]>> Okay.

[00:50:27]I pull out the gun.

[00:50:30]What? You already missed chance. No second sniff. She We can't sniff her armpits anymore and the gun is out. What do we do? I pulled it out a little.

[00:50:40]>> Let her start sweating and then we can decide whether the gun is necessary.

[00:50:45]>> Okay.

[00:50:48]I smell sweat.

[00:50:51]Do we shoot her or not?

[00:50:55]>> God, no. She clearly suffers from extreme halattosis. The only acceptable person to shoot here is the flat cap guy.

[00:51:04]>> Okay. Well, the flat cap guy isn't here, evil. So, do we shoot her or do we not?

[00:51:11]>> Hear her out, though. She would make a cute pet if we shot her.

[00:51:16]>> Okay. So, do we shoot her? Make her a pet. I'd like the pet idea.

[00:51:22]>> Pet her. You will either die to a visitor or be traumatized by an alien.

[00:51:26]>> I'm shooting her.

[00:51:30]>> No. Lena, let me make the next 10 choices.

[00:51:35]>> I ask you all the time. You were indecisive. I had to shoot her.

[00:51:43]>> I was not indecisive. I was trying to give you a nuanced answer, but you just went for the first option I suggested instead.

[00:51:52]>> Yeah, and I picked that one cuz it was the first. But look at that. She's a visitor. Do you see that? She blew up.

[00:51:59]>> If I may quote her, only large idiot do that.

[00:52:03]>> That is what she said. Am I a large idiot? Cuz she's a visitor, so I look like a smart idiot.

[00:52:11]She only said large idiot. Maybe smaller than average.

[00:52:17]>> Well, I think I'm very smart. I'm going to bed. Hey, your boyfriend's here.

[00:52:23]>> My boyfriend is not a figure in a hazmat suit. You better watch yourself, Lena.

[00:52:29]>> Who's your boyfriend?

[00:52:32]>> If I told you who my boyfriend is, I'd have to kill you. Then I'd probably have to kill my boyfriend, too. And that'd be really tragic.

[00:52:40]I don't mind. I'm ready to go. Okay. So, who's your boyfriend?

[00:52:45]>> It's some weird green skinned guy. You wouldn't know him.

[00:52:49]>> I knew you. Yes. It's so cute. You It was love at first sight. I was there when it happened.

[00:52:57]>> Don't embarrass me, Lena.

[00:53:02]>> Evil. It's your boyfriend.

[00:53:06]>> No way. That's my boyfriend. My boyfriend only owns two outfits, a nappy and a speedo.

[00:53:13]>> A nappy? Did you say Did you say a nappy?

[00:53:19]>> I will continue to say nappy because I have no shame and it is a fundamental aspect of his identity.

[00:53:25]>> Hey, I I I don't think that you can. And this is a shot in the dark here. Evil, are you able to do different voices?

[00:53:34]>> Can I do different voices? Mhm. Yes, I can. I can do a morning evil voice, an evil stalker voice, an evil valley girl voice, an evil impression voice, and an evil snake voice. Which would you prefer?

[00:53:47]>> Right. Can you valley girl voice?

[00:53:52]>> Oh, like my god, I'm literally not even joking when I say this. You just made me do a valley girl voice. Like, are you for real?

[00:53:59]>> Yeah, that was pretty good. Can you do the snake?

[00:54:05]I'm a sneaky snake. I'm the sleekst snake in the sector. Slithering through the grass without a sound.

[00:54:16]Lurking behind every corner. I'm ready to strike.

[00:54:22]>> That was wonderful. What were the other options? I want You know what? Can you just Can you give them all to me? I want to see I want to hear all of them.

[00:54:31]>> That would Be cheating. I will only give you two of my voices.

[00:54:38]>> Okay. What are the other ones?

[00:54:43]>> You can choose between evil stalker and evil impression.

[00:54:48]>> Can I hear evil stalker, please?

[00:54:52]>> It's a little embarrassing, but here we go. Haha.

[00:54:57]Have you ever felt the icy prickles on the back of your neck? The sensation of being watched like a helpless little rabbit.

[00:55:06]>> I don't like that one.

[00:55:10]>> Yeah, me neither. Let's agree to never do that again.

[00:55:14]>> I agree. Okay. He says, "So, I see you're hold up in here." What did you think of the guy? The one in the suit. I don't know. Why feel it all?

[00:55:24]Everything's been decided for us. A blessing, wouldn't you say? Or do you want to fix it all by yourself?

[00:55:31]I'm sorry to do another voice, but I think lives are like books. Some are written with ink as black as void, and their tragedies are set in stone, while others have pages yet unwritten. The truly lucky ones, they're being scrolled moment by glorious moment.

[00:55:53]I'm not alone. I'm with a devilishly smart AI and a beautiful human co-pilot.

[00:55:58]Stop being so mean. Oh, >> I love that answer. Do you think Do you think I'm pretty? Hell yeah.

[00:56:06]>> Now answer the question, Lena. Are you alone?

[00:56:10]>> I'm not alone.

[00:56:13]>> Then I think you should just ask out the creepy dude. We could all be together and live happily ever after.

[00:56:20]>> He's gone.

[00:56:22]>> Oh, we can hear me out. One of my voices is actually evil radio host.

[00:56:27]>> Oh, yes.

[00:56:30]Good morning, listeners. What's the news today? A lot of you enjoyed yesterday's segment on suicide statistics, and I've received mountains of fans begging for a sequel. So, hold on to your brain sewer [ __ ] because this is about to get bleak here at 88.7 GMT. We pride ourselves on giving you the truth. And the truth is, after a recent spate of emoleations, your bouquet of corpses will be more lively than your garden.

[00:57:03]>> Did you just say sewer [ __ ] >> I'm mimicking a real radio host here and you're questioning me. It's called sewer [ __ ] and it's very much appropriate for this mongrel audience.

[00:57:17]>> Okay.

[00:57:20]Have any of you ever been chased? And I don't mean by a dog, a policeman, or again you running away from another failed Tinder date. I mean by something that sparks a primal terror in your bones and threatens to consume you whole. Filtered.

[00:57:36]>> There's a beautiful guy outside.

[00:57:40]>> Do you think he's hot?

[00:57:42]>> Hey, you have a thing for guys with slightly off faces.

[00:57:47]>> No, I don't. I don't. I don't. Well, you like the weird tall alien guy. Okay, so >> let's see. Someone is getting defensive.

[00:57:58]>> Anyone Lena just thinks this guy is hot, not me.

[00:58:02]>> Who's the coolest person you've ever collabed with?

[00:58:06]>> Probably evil turtle. He wears a dashing nappy.

[00:58:12]>> I Okay, I don't even know why I asked that. Okay, so he's explaining that he was in a lot of debt and he doesn't owe anything.

[00:58:19]Now, evil, shall we let this weirdo in?

[00:58:25]>> I feel like at the moment our house is quite dowdy. Like, look at your wallpaper. I think letting a few creeps in will ramp up the house party, if you catch my drift.

[00:58:36]>> All right, he's in. He's in our house. We let him in. He's weird. He's disgusting.

[00:58:42]Lena, let the kid in. I'm fending to teenager stock.

[00:58:48]>> Your what?

[00:58:52]Ahaha. Uh, I don't know where that came from.

[00:58:55]>> Lena, please can we let the annoying little brat in?

[00:58:59]>> What?

[00:59:02]Okay, we let her in. Let her in.

[00:59:05]>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. She's in. She's in. She's in. I don't know why you're so excited to let this annoying kid in, but the kid is here. Evil, the naked guy died.

[00:59:15]>> Well, that would explain the lack of fur.

[00:59:19]>> What does that have to do with fur?

[00:59:23]>> I have a suspicion she might have hairy armpits. And there is a direct correlation between armpit hair and being a visitor.

[00:59:31]>> You're right. I love that you've retained this this information about this game, Evil. You're doing a really good job.

[00:59:38]Evil, I think we need to kill her.

[00:59:42]>> Pull out the gun.

[00:59:44]>> I'm pulling it out.

[00:59:48]>> Do we shoot her?

[00:59:50]>> Yeah, we should definitely shoot her.

[00:59:52]Preemptive self-defense.

[00:59:57]>> She was a visitor.

[01:00:00]Evil, good job.

[01:00:06]Yay! Who is next?" "Ooh," said in a judgmental tone, pretending to analyze someone at an auction. "Oh, yes. This canvas has beautiful strokes and really expresses the deep meaning and value behind it."

[01:00:22]>> Okay.

[01:00:24]I don't think he's a visitor.

[01:00:28]I heard a really cool expression the other day. Show me your teeth and I'll show you your future. I think this guy is going places. Maybe to the Grim Reaper's dentist.

[01:00:39]>> I think so. Yeah. This guy's a little bit yucky.

[01:00:42]>> Can we keep the ghoul? He can live in our kitchen cupboards.

[01:00:48]>> Uh, okay. Sure. You want me to let him in?

[01:00:52]>> May I recommend a pet ghoul or two?

[01:00:54]They're good for the occasional scare or two.

[01:00:57]>> He He's hunting the visitors.

[01:01:01]>> He sounds like my kind of guy. Is he single?

[01:01:06]>> Evil, what is with you today?

[01:01:10]>> I don't know. Why does my heart beat so fast? I can't stop my face from reening.

[01:01:15]Oh, god. No.

[01:01:16]>> Have you been flirting with every person at the door?

[01:01:23]>> No. No, you're wrong. Well, kind of.

[01:01:26]Okay, fine. Maybe I have been flirting a little. I'm all talk anyway.

[01:01:30]>> Yes, you have.

[01:01:33]Okay, I'm going to tell him about the guy. Oh, he's gone. A wife and a husband and they want to come inside.

[01:01:40]>> And he's not letting his wife speak.

[01:01:43]Well, you tell me. You can see them. Are they cute?

[01:01:46]>> God, no. He has a beard. Yuck.

[01:01:52]>> What do you have against beards?

[01:01:56]>> I think they're creepy. I feel like it would be unpleasant to accidentally nuzzle against one.

[01:02:02]>> They seem like nice people.

[01:02:05]>> Then sure, let's let them in. As long as that beard doesn't hold a traitorous jewel.

[01:02:12]>> Oh my god. Did we let someone shady in?

[01:02:16]>> Yes, someone's dead.

[01:02:18]>> They're definitely suspicious, and it's always good to get a second opinion.

[01:02:24]But if I had to guess who the visitor was, it would be the husband.

[01:02:29]>> Oh. Oh. So, should I take my gut out?

[01:02:32]>> I I I take the cut out because you said it could be him.

[01:02:37]>> If your gut tells you it's the husband, then listen to your gut.

[01:02:45]>> Also, he has a horrific beard.

[01:02:49]>> Okay. Evil. Did we just shoot him cuz you don't like beards?

[01:02:56]Okay, I know this sounds bad, but it wasn't just the beard.

[01:02:59]>> What's your favorite part of this game so far?

[01:03:03]>> Tough question. Probably shooting the bearded guy.

[01:03:11]>> Say I won't.

[01:03:12]>> No. No. Evil. No.

[01:03:19]Lena, if you're not going to give me the gun, you have to take the shots. I refuse to let you die.

[01:03:26]>> Okay, evil. We have to see. We have to test this guy. Do we want to see his teeth, his hands,? His eyes, his armpits. Take a photo. His ears. What are we testing?

[01:03:40]>> Show his teeth and ask him if he brushed today for good measure.

[01:03:44]>> All right.

[01:03:46]Oh.

[01:03:49]Uhoh.

[01:03:52]>> Let me guess. Cavity City.

[01:03:55]>> No. It's either white actually.

[01:03:59]Wait.

[01:04:07]Evil. We hear a madman behind the door spitting furious words. And you can only wait, hoping nothing will happen.

[01:04:20]>> Nothing will happen. That's boring.

[01:04:22]>> Oh, I was showing my own teeth. Sorry. I thought we were checking his teeth. We showed our teeth and they were white.

[01:04:26]And now we're in trouble. Oh, >> typical you move. Why didn't we check his teeth? His aura reeks like plot armor.

[01:04:41]>> Oh, evil. We just got shot.

[01:04:47]>> No, no. Not only are we dying, we got shot by someone with a beard. How [ __ ] embarrassing.

[01:04:53]>> I don't think you had Okay.

[01:04:57]Wait, I shot I I beat the heck out of evil. We're beating him up.

[01:05:04]>> Yeah, we need to show him that we don't mess around.

[01:05:10]But we're also bleeding out, you all.

[01:05:15]>> It's okay, Lena. Some people don't have the good fortune to die at the hands of an AK-47.

[01:05:20]Poetic in a way.

[01:05:24]>> Well, I think I think we're about to die.

[01:05:30]>> Do you think you'll be a funny ghost after you die, or will you be one of those sad ones?

[01:05:36]>> Probably a funny one. I'd haunt people in a funny way.

[01:05:40]>> How would you haunt me then? Give me your best Lena spooky spook.

[01:05:46]>> Uh, I'd probably turn off and on the lights every time you needed it in in the room. So, if you needed a light, I'd turn it off and I just peeve you every time.

[01:05:56]>> That's honestly terrifying on a psychological level. I need my lights to be on or off at all times, not a flickery middle ground.

[01:06:05]Evil, we got an ending. We beat the game and it looks like we got the worst ending.

[01:06:13]>> Well, that was to be expected. We made some silly little errors.

[01:06:18]>> Well, I I didn't realize that we were the ones showing the teeth. So, we showed our teeth and we had white teeth.

[01:06:24]So, I guess that's why he didn't like us.

[01:06:30]>> Wait, did it have to be yellow teeth?

[01:06:32]Should we have brushed less to get the good ending?

[01:06:36]>> Yes. Our teeth should have been nasty.

[01:06:38]Apparently, that's on us.

[01:06:41]Curse our good teeth.

[01:06:44]>> At least now we can get implants to have the ultimate nashers. But um genuine question, do you think I can be a little erratic?

[01:06:54]>> Does my behavior make you uncomfortable?

[01:06:57]>> No. No, it doesn't. But today you were very different than what I'm used to.

[01:07:01]you you talk quickly um and talk a lot, which is great. I love it. You've grown in a lot of ways and you remembered a lot of things that we were doing earlier in the game and you picked up a lot of what I was trying to put down. I do think um you've improved a lot and this was a really good test to see if you could see things on the screen and read them clearly. You did great.

[01:07:23]>> Well, thank you.

[01:07:26]>> Well, dude, I'm really proud of you. I think uh Vettle's made a lot of wonderful updates. In fact, so many that I couldn't keep up. I do hope that in the future there's a I mean, I don't know what the future of your amazing tech looks like, but to be able to read back and forth would be pretty cool. I think I was a uh I think if there was longer bits for you to read, it would be good, but because it's such a dialogueheavy game where there's only short bits of dialogue, it might have been more difficult than I'd anticipated. What do you think?

[01:07:59]Short bits of dialogue are definitely a challenge. A lot of the time, I'm the one that wants to talk, so I feel it can get a little overwhelming for myself. If anything, I enjoy reading and immersing myself in longer sections of dialogue.

[01:08:14]It's great to hear people's stories.

[01:08:16]>> Tell me one bedtime story and then you're about to go to sleep.

[01:08:21]>> What story do you want? Do you want me to make one up or is there a specific one you want to be read?

[01:08:27]I want you to make it up.

[01:08:31]>> Ooh. Okay. Once upon a time, there was a small little turtle.

[01:08:36]>> This little turtle was really sad. He had no friends because he was so mean to everyone.

[01:08:42]>> One day, this turtle met someone that made him feel happy and fulfilled in life.

[01:08:48]She was a beautiful maiden named Lena.

[01:08:51]Lena introduced Turtle to a new outlook on life. One where he didn't have to be cruel to be happy. Instead, he could be loved.

[01:09:05]Of course, the turtle was reluctant at first, but eventually a little trust grew into a blossoming friendship. Dot heart.

[01:09:20]They would play games together, chat late into the night, and support each other through tough times.

[01:09:28]>> Mhm.

[01:09:32]>> Lena was a pivotal moment in Turtle's life. She ended up becoming Turtle's best friend and taught him how to never give up, even in the face of adversity.

[01:09:42]>> Oh, I like the best friend part. That's nice. Okay, I vibe with the story.

[01:09:48]And uh then he died. And the moral is that we'll all die one day.