Euphoria - The Worst Episode Yet

Añadido: 2026-05-13

[00:00:00]Welcome back to Euphoria everyone. It's uh time.

[00:00:03]>> It's Sunday.

[00:00:04]>> We got Nate Jacobs minus one toe.

[00:00:07]Someone someone made a funny comment said he's going to stand nine toes down.

[00:00:11]Now, I kind of realized that I think my least favorite part of this season is Ru's plot. the Nate, Cassie, Maddie stuff is like fun to commentate on cuz with the R stuff, it's it's like there's a lot of filler and then I just don't really her character's not like very likable and it's not really progressing and we're on what episode 4. I I kind of wish they just went a completely different route where she tries to like cope with life with being sober and how challenging that is and I don't know, dude. Like >> I don't know. I feel like I feel like we're building up to something big with Ru's arc. Like the whole the whole angel thing has to come back to bite her. That wasn't that the girl's name who she like put into that like uh rehab. Like Ru was just turning a blind eye cuz she was the the financial gain in that.

[00:01:00]>> Well, it was kind of ambiguous. I don't know if she was turning a blind eye or if she was suspicious and worried. I mean, if she was if she was worried about her and then she dropped her off at a mental facility or a rehab facility that doesn't do paperwork, then she would have put her back in the car and left.

[00:01:15]>> If she doesn't follow up this episode, then it's like, "All right, ruin. What the hell?" We're bringing that back.

[00:01:20]Apparently, I said, "What the hell?"

[00:01:23]All right, let's start the episode.

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[00:03:19]Maybe this is a turning point in her uh in her her story right now. Shut up, Erica.

[00:03:25]>> Well, we may disagree about what the truth is.

[00:03:28]>> My god, my eyes. Turn my monitor to like the movie mode and not games. My saturation so high.

[00:03:38]>> Google scam eyeballs.

[00:03:40]>> Have you ever been to Mexico?

[00:03:41]>> Nope. Nope.

[00:03:43]>> Have you been to the moon?

[00:03:43]>> I've never been to the moon.

[00:03:44]>> Are you sure?

[00:03:45]>> I don't believe him, bro. Look like a guy on the moon.

[00:03:50]>> You said you didn't have a photo. I lie.

[00:03:53]Do you remember meeting this guy? He's a cartel member. His name is Uno.

[00:03:57]>> That's got to be the scariest name for a cartel member. Uno. Bro, that dude's number one, man. [ __ ] >> So, you guys can lie to me, but I can't lie to you.

[00:04:06]>> Correct.

[00:04:06]>> That seems [ __ ] up.

[00:04:07]>> Apparently, we have different definitions of what constitutes [ __ ] up.

[00:04:11]>> I feel like they're in the wrong cuz he lied.

[00:04:17]Let's arrest them.

[00:04:19]>> We also lied to you when we say we didn't find any drugs in your car.

[00:04:23]Whoa. Come on. That's the legal amount.

[00:04:26]It's heroin.

[00:04:27]>> We know who you work for and what you've been doing.

[00:04:29]>> We know the vendal you've trafficked has killed people.

[00:04:31]>> Damn, they know a lot, bro. Number one cop looking for Uno cartel. Dude, I want to follow their plot line now.

[00:04:37]>> We can either take you into federal custody or you become my confidential source.

[00:04:43]>> Ru, you're dumb. If you don't do this, you got a rat.

[00:04:46]>> And that is how I became a snitch.

[00:04:48]>> Yes. All right. My bad, guys. I know that this is Rosalia now. I call her neck brace girl.

[00:04:59]>> I don't want to see slow-mo day.

[00:05:01]>> We added a new number under your mom's contact. Tap it and the bug goes hot.

[00:05:05]>> It's better in the open.

[00:05:07]>> What's the phone do again?

[00:05:08]>> It's a bug. So, she's recording everything.

[00:05:14]>> The toe.

[00:05:15]>> He showed it back on plot plot toe armor. He played Frankenstein.

[00:05:20]>> Ah, never mind. It's actually more accurate.

[00:05:23]>> You got You got to be real careful with it.

[00:05:25]>> That's so lame. They just sew it back on >> and you got to glue it back together.

[00:05:31]>> So, the toe is us >> in a way.

[00:05:36]>> It's a metaphor. A metaphor.

[00:05:40]>> Subscribe.

[00:05:41]>> How much do you owe this guy?

[00:05:44]>> A million.

[00:05:46]>> The fairy tale's over. So, was that Cassie breaking up?

[00:05:49]>> No, that's I think Cassie committed to the only fans idea.

[00:05:54]>> Wait, maybe.

[00:05:55]>> I mean, I would move out.

[00:06:00]>> What is this [ __ ] Dr. Seuss ass soundtrack?

[00:06:03]>> We're also at some Harry Potter ass house. Dude, >> this show should just go Riverdale mode where like aliens invade or whatever the [ __ ] happens in that show.

[00:06:11]>> But LA nights averages 7 million a week.

[00:06:14]>> What? That would be lifechanging.

[00:06:18]What is this line delivery?

[00:06:20]>> We were thinking sort of a Sunday in the park picnic kind of feel. Basically, do whatever you feel it. It'll be great. I have to go. Bye.

[00:06:28]>> What the hell was that?

[00:06:30]>> What is happening in this plot?

[00:06:32]>> The goal is to take her from the suburbs to the city.

[00:06:36]>> Adorable.

[00:06:38]>> What was that? We were all like they were all perfectly formed around her and said, "Cool.

[00:06:51]Dude, the score is killing me. And >> guys, I know Labyrinth got cut or he left last minute, but still. Dude, >> they couldn't even get licensed music for that part. Like them blasting like Katy Perry, California Girls.

[00:07:11]I feel like California Girls would actually work though. You know why? Why is that? Why is that?

[00:07:17]>> Because we're in California.

[00:07:19]>> Has your friend lost their mind?

[00:07:20]>> I don't know.

[00:07:21]>> It's insane.

[00:07:23]>> I told her to paint a picnic.

[00:07:26]>> This is a picnic.

[00:07:27]>> Children's sailing boats.

[00:07:28]>> Yes. She trying to sabotage a show.

[00:07:30]>> She sabotage show.

[00:07:34]>> What the [ __ ] is Jules thinking? This is like a a for TV show. What was she thinking? She's not that stupid. How many pen do you want me to get rid of?

[00:07:45]>> Let's say all of them.

[00:07:47]>> But the breasts are okay.

[00:07:48]>> Let's just get rid of the nudity in general.

[00:07:51]>> Why are they making her character so stupid? What is Jules thinking? What What is this side plot right now?

[00:07:57]>> What the [ __ ] was she thinking?

[00:08:00]>> We lost an hour and a half of shooting.

[00:08:03]$56,000.

[00:08:05]>> Oh, now she has to owe money. She starts selling drugs.

[00:08:10]I have to hold stage nine for another week.

[00:08:13]>> Dude, this is stupid. Just go across the street to some gallery and buy a [ __ ] uh $20 print of some [ __ ] [ __ ] B and Bath and Beyond. Some [ __ ] background [ __ ] Like they could have she should have agree. There should have been other solutions.

[00:08:28]>> It's $191,000.

[00:08:31]>> Oh, never mind. 191. Like how everyone's plot is just they owe money to someone.

[00:08:35]>> Don't be a net negative, Lexi.

[00:08:39]I won't.

[00:08:40]>> Okay, first of all, this is Jules's fault, but I guess she's responsible for Jules. But Jules needs to pay up if she has a [ __ ] penthouse in LA.

[00:08:48]>> No, you missed the penis.

[00:08:57]Yeah, just do something like that.

[00:08:58]That's not going to take you 2 hours.

[00:09:00]Just do what you're doing now. Wait, is this going to sell for like a million at the end of the season, dude?

[00:09:08]That's That's exactly where they're going with this, isn't it? They're No, this studio is going to come out and be like, "That's beautiful.

[00:09:15]We're going to hire you." Starting pay $191,000.

[00:09:18]>> Lexi, you're a genius. Take over the studio.

[00:09:21]>> This is Jenz's Game of Thrones. Bro, everyone's out of character right now.

[00:09:25]>> You're happy to be here.

[00:09:29]>> Joseph, what's your what's been your like recent nerdy fixation?

[00:09:33]>> Uh, I'm really into this show called Euphoria. You're like some internet pin.

[00:09:38]And >> why why is Maddy's hair always done like that? Like what is she about to open a diner? Like what are we doing?

[00:09:44]>> Do you accept cash?

[00:09:46]>> Just so happened our new place was across the pool from Lexi.

[00:09:52]>> What? Like >> why is that an issue?

[00:09:55]>> Yeah. Get window blinds. Don't look out the window.

[00:09:59]>> I just figured like at the club the more people that do drugs the more money they spend, you know?

[00:10:05]See, you had something.

[00:10:06]>> By the way, this dude is the best actor in the show.

[00:10:11]>> You've been using again, ain't you? Uh, >> yeah. I had a slip up.

[00:10:17]>> All right. Smart play on Rue. She fell back to the uh I did a little bit.

[00:10:26]>> Is that Benjamin Franklin? What the [ __ ] >> Now that's how he discovered lightning.

[00:10:32]Maddie told Cassie to put on her best outfit.

[00:10:35]>> That's her best outfit.

[00:10:40]>> What a miserable place to be.

[00:10:44]>> You're going to tempt him with [ __ ] You're not going to give him [ __ ] The moment you do, he'll never speak to you again.

[00:10:50]>> You know that song like these hoes ain't loyal. Like what's the point of that song? It's like being like these thieves don't pay.

[00:11:00]What the [ __ ] is this music?

[00:11:03]Is that me? What the [ __ ] >> Aaron, what are you doing here?

[00:11:06]>> Quick cameo. God, dude. It would be the best bit ever to like make a cameo in something we watch but not bring it up.

[00:11:18]What the [ __ ] is this music?

[00:11:21]I Dude, it's It may be the best thing in the show.

[00:11:25]What the [ __ ] is this pacing? What are we doing? Hey, you guys want to have some more fun?

[00:11:31]>> I have some coke.

[00:11:32]>> So, her goal is to not have sex with this guy to lead him on. But for what, though? Just so they can have she has more publicity by being affiliated with him. Is that why?

[00:11:43]>> I think so. They're trying to do like the the Twitch streamer Dayton thing.

[00:11:49]>> Does Maddie rep you?

[00:11:52]>> Yeah.

[00:11:53]>> That's weird.

[00:11:54]>> Oh, it's [ __ ] up cuz she dro Maddie dropped her in the first episode.

[00:11:59]I can't open the door. And >> why is there a vlogger?

[00:12:04]>> Hey, Brandon. Who's your new friend?

[00:12:06]It's just me, Cassie, and that's my handle.

[00:12:09]>> Oh, god. It It seemed like she was actually just going to [ __ ] him no matter what.

[00:12:14]>> Are you sure you want to be doing this?

[00:12:21]>> Is she whistling a Rosalia song?

[00:12:30]Rude. Just go back to heroin. You seem sad. It's like the equivalent when like a like an artist or a band starts making worse music after they fall in love.

[00:12:39]Like they made their best music when they were heartbroken. It's like break up.

[00:12:43]>> Mom, >> listen very carefully. Pretend I'm your mom.

[00:12:46]>> Wait, what did you say about grandma?

[00:12:48]>> Your compromise. The girl in there just told your boss that she thinks that you're a snitch.

[00:12:52]>> All right, we a little bit of tension.

[00:12:54]Okay. Something something might happen here.

[00:13:00]>> You got their attention. Now you got to keep it.

[00:13:04]>> Wow. W boss.

[00:13:05]>> What the [ __ ] is happening here? Because this Spanish hood ratal.

[00:13:11]>> This literally how the comment section reacted to me calling her an egg breeze girl. Guys did not say that.

[00:13:18]>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. I would do that, [ __ ] >> HANDS. IS this Lor's guys or is this >> the DEA?

[00:13:26]>> That's the DEA.

[00:13:28]>> Well, that's the exciting part.

[00:13:30]>> Obama. That's an Obama mask. The president to Lori Pipeline is crazy, man. Oh, my fellow stripper owner. [ __ ] I should That was That wasn't good.

[00:13:44]>> There's no way the blood splat that far, dude.

[00:13:47]>> What we got to do to convince you to open the safe? How about we blow off that donkey dick?

[00:13:55]>> You got to open the safety.

[00:13:59]Don't be stupid.

[00:14:02]>> Okay. No one in the club saw two Obamas with shotguns walking. Like, come on, dude.

[00:14:08]>> Aaron, they went around the back. They went around the back.

[00:14:10]>> Jackpot.

[00:14:15]>> There are no plates.

[00:14:17]>> Can you see anyone's face? It's Obama.

[00:14:20]He's like, "That makes sense. We used to do business with him."

[00:14:24]>> I think I got it. She has gigantic lips.

[00:14:27]>> Oh, it's Fay.

[00:14:30]>> Oh, [ __ ] >> All right, guys. That was episode four.

[00:14:33]Um, might have been the worst one.

[00:14:36]>> It was The pacing was horrible.

[00:14:39]The worst I think that is the dumbest scene in the season of fart was the jewels painting for the TV show. It's just so sloppy, man. They needed to force some sort of drama into >> Lexi.

[00:14:54]>> Lexi. Yeah, they needed to force drama into her character. And then it's always like you owe someone or you're costing someone money or you're owing someone money. And then Cassy's character is just like I don't know. It like she's fun to watch when she's used as like comedic relief because she's dumb. And I think Sydney plays the dung character really good or really well, but like and it's funny that I complained that Rue has the the the like my least favorite part or the least interesting to commentate on at least, but now I feel like it's actually >> in this episode the R parts were the best. Um, once again, we got another messy episode. I don't know. Anything you want to say?

[00:15:34]>> Nope. I have to poop really bad.

[00:15:36]>> We'll see you guys in a few days.

[00:15:38]Goodbye. Bye.