Rambo 2 Changed Action Movies Forever

Added: 2026-05-26

[00:00:00]What did we decide on?

[00:00:01]>> We're doing Rambo First Blood part two is what it's called.

[00:00:06]>> Well, how's Does he escape prison?

[00:00:09]Because didn't he go to jail?

[00:00:12]>> Does he finally get something to eat?

[00:00:13]>> He's going back to Fort Bragg.

[00:00:15]>> That's right. He was going back to Fort Bragg.

[00:00:17]>> Was taking him back to the base. Yeah.

[00:00:19]>> So, yeah. So, I guess yes, he did get something to eat.

[00:00:22]>> I'm guessing he's getting court marshal.

[00:00:25]What do they do? He He's not in the military anymore. You know what I mean?

[00:00:30]his colonel came to get him and I'm guessing took him back to the mil in the military is going to deal with him, you know, and possibly he's going to have >> help him maybe.

[00:00:38]>> Well, he's going to have there's going to be so many charges and things, you know what I mean, for doing what he did to that town. Like >> there's criminal problems going on to so I'm not sure how they handle it. We're going to find out. I I know I've seen this movie a handful of times as a kid.

[00:00:51]It was one of those like, "Yay, fun Rambo. This is the This is the Redhead Band movie."

[00:00:56]But I don't remember plot. You know what I mean? I couldn't tell you what the story is other than it's Rambo.

[00:01:03]>> I just thought about it. This is our first um our first Memorial Day without Chip.

[00:01:09]>> Yeah.

[00:01:11]>> And for those of you that don't know, like in the first video when I say things like you should probably go to the VA, the sarcasm was very thick.

[00:01:23]>> Yeah. very thick with that statement because I'm well aware that the VA is awful. My stepdad passed away on Christmas Eve.

[00:01:37]Um, he was a Vietnam veteran. He died due to health issues related to Agent Orange is what it all goes back to. Anyway, Rambo 2. Let's do this. Click and smash. Smash and click all the stuff.

[00:01:55]>> Yeah, Patreon.

[00:01:55]>> Don't forget about Patreon.

[00:01:57]>> It's one >> one whole doll hair.

[00:02:00]>> All right. Three >> two one from one second. Play.

[00:02:07]>> This is the opening to Labyrinth.

[00:02:12]>> I'm pretty sure I said that last time, too.

[00:02:15]>> Yeah.

[00:02:16]>> Let's get those hammers.

[00:02:18]>> That is loud. What is it?

[00:02:21]>> RAMBO.

[00:02:23]>> IT looks like he's in prison.

[00:02:27]>> I want to pet that dog.

[00:02:28]>> Can I pet that dog?

[00:02:30]>> When was this filmed? Cuz that hair looks like over the top hair.

[00:02:35]That looks like a over-the-top mullet.

[00:02:37]>> John, I'm sorry they sent you to such a hell hole.

[00:02:39]>> I've seen worse.

[00:02:40]>> John, I told you I'd help you when I could. You interested >> in here? At least I know where I stand.

[00:02:46]>> Covert operations being geared up in the Far East. Your name was dug out by the computer as one of three most able to complete the mission. The >> mission >> recon for PS in N.

[00:02:55]>> Uh-oh.

[00:02:56]>> Why now? Why me?

[00:02:58]>> Prison camp you escape from at 71's a target area. The risk factor is very high.

[00:03:02]>> You're sending him back over there.

[00:03:04]>> Do we get the win this time?

[00:03:06]>> This time it's up to you.

[00:03:07]>> I think he's going to get the win.

[00:03:12]>> It's just a hunch.

[00:03:13]>> There's your boy Andrew Vagna. Bahina.

[00:03:25]Oh, namaste.

[00:03:29]Love it.

[00:03:30]>> It came out in May of 85, so maybe it was shot in ' 84, obviously. Oh, screenplay by Jay's Cameron, too.

[00:03:36]>> Oh, dang.

[00:03:37]>> Ah, I didn't know that.

[00:03:39]>> It's kind of a big deal.

[00:03:40]>> Mhm.

[00:03:41]>> How you doing, Rambo? I'm Erikson. Why don't we make it over to the hanger? Oh, Cobra Kai, >> you made a hell of a rep for yourself enough.

[00:03:53]>> Anyway, I'm glad to be working with you.

[00:03:55]>> God, what is his name in that?

[00:03:57]>> Crease.

[00:03:58]>> Crease. John Crease. That's right.

[00:04:01]>> His real name is Martin Cove.

[00:04:03]>> Okay. I didn't even see his name pop up on the credits.

[00:04:06]>> This is Marshall Murdoch. He's in charge of special operations from Washington.

[00:04:09]>> Charles N.

[00:04:09]>> No, that's John Crease.

[00:04:14]You can't tell me otherwise. And if you try to shut up.

[00:04:17]>> And knowing is half the battle.

[00:04:21]>> That's the thing. Once I know somebody is one thing, that's who they're always going to be to me.

[00:04:26]>> Me, too.

[00:04:26]>> Period.

[00:04:27]>> Glancing over your files makes for some pretty interesting reading. Cross ranges medic helicopter and language qualified.

[00:04:33]59 confirmed kills. Two silver stars, four bronze, four purple hearts, distinguished service cross, and medal of honor.

[00:04:39]>> Jesus H. Four purple hearts. It's incredible. Rambo, you're probably aware that there's almost 2500 Americans still missing in action in Southeast Asia.

[00:04:48]Now, most of these boys are presumed killed, but to the League of Families, Congress, and lots of Americans, it's still a very emotional issue.

[00:04:56]>> John Crease is the bad guy in this art already. I feel it in my heart, Matt.

[00:05:02]>> My committee cares. What his committee needs is conclusive proof that Americans are being held. And once done, rest assured we'll get our men back. Camp, here to confirm their presence by taking photographs. Photographs.

[00:05:12]>> Just photographs. Under no circumstances are you to engage the enemy.

[00:05:16]>> Oh, well that's not how he rolls.

[00:05:19]>> I repeat, do not engage the enemy.

[00:05:21]Assault team led by Colonel Troutman will handle the extraction.

[00:05:24]>> He doesn't like that answer. He wants >> I just like to say that I feel with your participation this mission has a better than average chance to succeed where others will fail.

[00:05:33]>> He wants He wants to beat him up.

[00:05:35]>> Couple in the face right there.

[00:05:40]Uppercuts, leg hooks, >> uppercuts.

[00:05:45]Cross.

[00:05:48]>> He looked at them like, "You mean you brought me here to take some [ __ ] pictures?"

[00:05:52]>> Yeah, >> he's pissed.

[00:05:57]He always looks like he's just sweating like a [ __ ] in church.

[00:06:02]>> Sit, Ubu. Sit. Good dog. safe because we have the most advanced weapons in the world available to us. I've always believed that the mind is the best weapon.

[00:06:11]>> Times change and then proceed to point Hawk September to Raboo with your ground contact.

[00:06:15]>> His arms look like they've been coated up with baby oil.

[00:06:19]>> Let me just say that Rambo is the best combat vet I've ever seen. The pure fighting machine with only a desire to win a war.

[00:06:24]>> Look at Crease back there listening, ease dropping.

[00:06:30]>> And I'm I'm >> one more thing.

[00:06:32]>> Keeping my eyes on him. What you choose to call hell, he goes home.

[00:06:39]Is >> that his dick? What is going on? Oh, it's his arm. Okay.

[00:06:43]Got a 90° elbow on that dick.

[00:06:50]Remember Murdoch said he's with the second battalion, third marines to him in ' 66. Second battalion was like sank.

[00:06:56]You're the only one I trust.

[00:07:00]Think you'll find someone? Ps doubtful.

[00:07:05]But there's people to satisfy. Questions that have to be answered. Don't sound too emotional about it. Wasn't my war, Colonel. Just here to clean up the mess.

[00:07:14]>> Oh, he's one of the bad guys, too. I don't like his attitude.

[00:07:19]>> Okay. He had to have filmed this about the same time as Karate Kid.

[00:07:24]>> Yeah. I mean, Karate Kid's like 84. He had a good year that year. Ram over >> play the same guy.

[00:07:36]>> No. No thank you.

[00:07:39]>> Oh [ __ ] >> He'll be torn apart loose. I CAN'T. FREEDOM.

[00:07:46]>> HE'S about to cut himself loose. Oh my.

[00:07:48]See? See? There's no reason to jump out of a perfectly good airplane because [ __ ] like this could happen. No.

[00:07:58]Uh-uh.

[00:08:01]Oh.

[00:08:04]Any visual buries by flares?

[00:08:06]>> Negative. Didn't see anything.

[00:08:10]>> He's got 36 hours to complete the mission and reach the extraction point.

[00:08:14]We owe him that. Well, >> of course we do. But understand something now. In 36 hours, we'll pull out.

[00:08:23]>> He's fine.

[00:08:24]>> Yeah, he's fine. That wasn't his first time having to do something like that.

[00:08:29]>> Oh, nuh-uh. That's right. You grab that nope rope and you show him who's boss.

[00:08:34]Did he kill it just by squeezing his I think he just let it go.

[00:08:42]Some of the same score from the first movies back.

[00:08:50]Yeah, we're going to hear the Dark World Mario song in a minute.

[00:08:57]Uh-oh, somebody's clocked you.

[00:09:02]Oh [ __ ] it's a woman.

[00:09:10]>> She knows him. She's cute.

[00:09:13]>> Did not expect a woman, though. We better go.

[00:09:16]>> Wait.

[00:09:16]>> Go to River. How come you're so late?

[00:09:19]>> Got hung up.

[00:09:21]>> Wait, did she know you were coming?

[00:09:25]>> Yeah, she was his contact.

[00:09:26]>> Come a long way, Rambo, to see empty camp.

[00:09:30]>> I thought he was supposed to be there by himself.

[00:09:32]>> She's a contact on the inside of whatever the group they were going to meet up with that knows where these people are apparently.

[00:09:40]>> Okay. There was they mentioned you're going to have a rendevous thing.

[00:09:46]>> Yeah, they're going to do it.

[00:09:50]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Those trees are insane.

[00:09:55]>> You're using pirates.

[00:09:57]>> Best way down the river.

[00:10:00]>> I want to pet that dog, too.

[00:10:04]>> Look at it laying there like a little gentleman with his paw up on the thing.

[00:10:09]So cute.

[00:10:12]>> So cute.

[00:10:15]>> Look at that RV.

[00:10:17]>> Yeah, >> that would be fun.

[00:10:20]>> He killed him. I take his place.

[00:10:23]>> She looks a lot like Stacy Dash.

[00:10:26]>> The eyes.

[00:10:27]>> Yeah. Survive a war. You got to become war.

[00:10:31]>> That why they pick you? Cuz you like to fight?

[00:10:34]>> No. Because he's good at it.

[00:10:36]>> I'm expendable.

[00:10:37]>> That too. What is this? It's >> Jade.

[00:10:41]>> What bring you good luck?

[00:10:44]>> I guess it's >> my knife.

[00:10:47]>> That's not a knife.

[00:10:49]>> That's a knife.

[00:10:50]>> That is a knife.

[00:10:51]>> I want to go up with the extraction team at dawn. Denied. Denied.

[00:10:55]>> It's an unnecessary risk. Who? We don't even know if Rambo's alive. The odds are against it.

[00:11:00]>> You said we'd go through as planned. You want to go through with it? We will.

[00:11:04]Colonel's going to be joining the extraction team.

[00:11:07]You're a damn good man, Trapner.

[00:11:09]>> We move closer.

[00:11:13]>> Boy, I guess you better start taking your pictures girl from village.

[00:11:21]>> Yeah, she loved them long time.

[00:11:23]>> What is it?

[00:11:24]>> A ball. No sound.

[00:11:28]>> You're not going in there. But I thought you're supposed to only need to take pictures. What about orders?

[00:11:32]>> Yeah.

[00:11:33]>> No more co.

[00:11:34]>> Uh-oh. He said that >> going rogue.

[00:11:39]>> Of course he is. He's Rambo. That's what he does. I'm not surprised.

[00:11:45]>> He he made his mind up that's what he was going to do >> immediately >> before he even got on that plane >> before they asked him to take pictures.

[00:11:53]>> Yeah.

[00:11:57]>> Is that a whipper wheel? What the hell is making that noise?

[00:12:01]Is it a monkey?

[00:12:02]>> Might be.

[00:12:07]Oh, did you just get $5 sucky sucky or was that the outhouse? It might have been the owl house. He might have been in the [ __ ] Oh no, here's $5. Lucky sucky. She's going to love him long time.

[00:12:24]>> She keep you everything you want. Long time.

[00:12:29]>> You perve.

[00:12:32]>> The jungle's pretty. Yeah, there's a lot of critters. A lot of bugs.

[00:12:35]>> The bugs would be ridiculous.

[00:12:36]>> Mosquitoes probably the size of horses.

[00:12:40]>> Horquitoes.

[00:12:41]>> Horse skittles.

[00:12:45]>> Might run into Simple Jack.

[00:12:48]>> You make me happy.

[00:12:53]>> Never know.

[00:12:54]>> He could be out there.

[00:12:55]>> I mean, one could hope. Oh >> [ __ ] >> He found some.

[00:13:01]Oh, hell no.

[00:13:03]Oh. Um, no. Spider covered in hair. That was ginormous.

[00:13:10]Murder it. Burned the whole place down.

[00:13:15]>> Are the hairy spiders worse than the non-H hairy spiders?

[00:13:19]>> Well, I mean, I think they're all hairy.

[00:13:20]It's just a matter of how big the spider is. And that sucker was huge.

[00:13:37]Oh, got him.

[00:13:38]>> Is that the first one he's killed?

[00:13:40]>> Yeah. All he was supposed to do is take pictures. That's it.

[00:13:46]>> But he couldn't let that guy hang there like that. He had to help him down.

[00:13:51]>> Oh god.

[00:13:52]>> Oh, number two. He's going to get him right in Oh.

[00:13:55]>> Oh, you should have turned his light on.

[00:13:56]>> I kind of thought he was going to get him right in the hot in the eye.

[00:14:06]She said, "Come back in here. This puss is getting dry."

[00:14:16]The camera has followed your dead body.

[00:14:21]>> I'm awful.

[00:14:22]>> Right in the head.

[00:14:23]>> I'm awful.

[00:14:24]>> That was great.

[00:14:29]That's why y'all come to the channel for the searing commentary.

[00:14:37]>> All right, that's at least three of them that he's done. Put down.

[00:14:42]>> I hope for his sake we're not just wasting fuel.

[00:14:45]>> Let's get moving.

[00:14:46]>> I'm pretty sure he knows his soldier quite well. And he knows that his soldier is still alive.

[00:14:52]>> Good thing you came when you did.

[00:14:54]>> Why is that?

[00:14:54]>> They move us around alive, harvesting crops. I've only been there a week.

[00:14:58]>> When was the last time you were in that camp?

[00:14:59]>> A year. Yeah. What year is it anyway?

[00:15:03]>> 1985.

[00:15:06]>> That's sad. He has no idea.

[00:15:10]>> Oh, they're closing in behind you. That looks like the swamp of sadness.

[00:15:17]>> Totally look like we're a trasty to click up river.

[00:15:39]Uh-oh.

[00:15:42]>> What just happened?

[00:15:43]>> You sold out, you little bastard.

[00:15:49]>> Uh-oh.

[00:15:50]>> Oh [ __ ] Oh.

[00:15:56]unloading.

[00:15:59]>> Oh my god, he's so good.

[00:16:03]>> And she's good, too.

[00:16:04]>> Yeah.

[00:16:07]>> That poor guy can barely move, probably.

[00:16:09]>> I know they're cute little sailor outfits.

[00:16:18]>> That's an option.

[00:16:25]Oh, damn. How did he live through all that?

[00:16:34]>> E.

[00:16:39]>> AWESOME.

[00:16:40]>> That was a good jump.

[00:16:41]>> That was a really welltimed.

[00:16:42]>> Yeah, >> there was flames.

[00:16:46]He waited until the last second.

[00:16:52]You >> take this. We go on from here.

[00:16:55]>> You better try to stay till end.

[00:16:56]>> This is the end. Come on. Let's go.

[00:16:59]>> Mambo, you're not expendable.

[00:17:11]>> That poor guy can barely keep up.

[00:17:15]Uhoh.

[00:17:16]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Mustachioed [ __ ] >> Having to run through the rice fields.

[00:17:26]>> That's right. Christ, he's found one.

[00:17:30]>> God almighty, that mud.

[00:17:32]>> Mr. Murdoch, Dragonfly reports the ground crew has what appears to be an American P with him.

[00:17:36]>> What did you say?

[00:17:38]>> THEY'VE GOT ONE OF OURS.

[00:17:40]>> WHY YOU GETTING everybody out? Cuz you're the bad guy. You didn't want him to get Mhm. You about to say some that you don't want nobody to hear. I >> want you to abort the mission immediately. I say again.

[00:17:50]>> What?

[00:17:51]>> Confirm. Over.

[00:17:52]>> Say again, coach. I'm >> telling you to abort. I've been ordered to abort before pickup. Murdoch.

[00:17:57]Murdoch. For Christ, we've got him in sight. Murdoch, you >> are right there on top of them.

[00:18:04]>> Not going anywhere.

[00:18:08]>> Oh, [ __ ] you, too.

[00:18:09]>> YOU GO MERCENARIES. THERE'S MEN DOWN THERE. OUR MEN.

[00:18:14]>> NO, your man. Don't be a hero.

[00:18:16]>> Oh, push that motherucker off the helicopter.

[00:18:23]>> Oh, I hate him.

[00:18:24]>> I hate him.

[00:18:25]>> I knew he was going to be the bad guy because um he's John Crease.

[00:18:32]He plays the part very well. And once I saw him in uniform, I was like, "Yep, I know. I know what's up.

[00:18:40]>> I don't know.

[00:18:44]YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'VE DONE? IT WAS a lie, wasn't it? Just like the whole damn war. It was a lie. What are you talking about? That camp was supposed to be empty. Rambo goes in a decorated vet. He finds no Ps. The Congress buys it. Case closed. And if he happens to get caught, nobody knows he's alive except you and your computers. And you can reprogram that, can't you?

[00:19:03]>> Who the hell do you think you're talking to, Trapman?

[00:19:05]>> A stinking bureaucrat that's trying to cover his ass.

[00:19:08]>> No, not just mine, Trapman. We're talking about a nation. He was just supposed to take pictures.

[00:19:14]>> You really think he was going to be able to do that?

[00:19:16]>> In 72, we were supposed to pay the Kong 4.5 billion in war reparations. We reneaked. They kept the PS and you're doing the same thing all over again.

[00:19:23]>> You think somebody's going to get up on the floor of the United States Senate and ask for billions of dollars for a COUPLE OF FORGOTTEN GIRLS? MEN. GODAMN IT. MEN WHO FOUGHT FOR THE I'M GOING TO FORGET THIS conversation ever took place.

[00:19:35]>> I'm going to make you forget you were ever born. And if I were you, I'd never make the mistake of bringing this subject up again.

[00:19:42]>> You're the one who's making the mistake.

[00:19:44]>> Yeah. What mistake?

[00:19:46]>> Rambo.

[00:19:47]>> Rainbow's going to be coming for you, buddy. I've seen it. I've seen what he can do.

[00:20:03]The leeches. Ew.

[00:20:08]Russian bastards.

[00:20:13]>> He's bully naked.

[00:20:16]>> They lack compassion.

[00:20:18]>> E.

[00:20:18]>> I am Lieutenant Colonel Povski. I do not know who you are yet, but I will.

[00:20:24]>> Yeah, you will.

[00:20:26]>> This guy's always a bad guy, too.

[00:20:28]Movies. Forget his name.

[00:20:30]>> I see you are no stranger to pain.

[00:20:34]>> Steven Burkoff. Do you wish to give your name?

[00:20:37]>> Now, what possible harm can that cause?

[00:20:40]>> He was the art dealer in Beverly Hills cop that ran the gallery with a bad guy.

[00:20:47]>> Okay. He's got the voice of a cartoon bad guy.

[00:20:51]>> You are a comrade similar to myself.

[00:20:53]>> You are fondling his knife, buddy.

[00:20:57]He does not like that incident. Your capture is embarrassing.

[00:21:03]We must have explanations.

[00:21:05]>> Your mom's embarrassing.

[00:21:09]>> Is that going to be Rambo's friend?

[00:21:13]>> Yep.

[00:21:22]>> Look at the definition in those muscles.

[00:21:25]Wow. He was huge.

[00:21:28]>> Yeah.

[00:21:31]Zero body fat. Like just rip, but also like thick.

[00:21:35]>> Yeah.

[00:21:36]>> Full muscle. Not like skin. Creepy.

[00:21:38]>> Strong. Strongest so far.

[00:21:42]>> But you're nearly dead.

[00:21:43]>> I mean, you can tell that in the Rocky movies, but here it's like he's doing nothing but flex.

[00:21:50]She didn't got him. No. $5 for you.

[00:21:55]>> Vasmos.

[00:22:00]>> Oh, no. No. No. No. No.

[00:22:02]>> Yashin has a momentto for you of this occasion.

[00:22:05]>> Mm- No. Don't. No. No. Why?

[00:22:11]Yikes.

[00:22:25]Put it in his eye.

[00:22:30]Oh, >> if your wife means nothing to you, then perhaps his does.

[00:22:39]>> Nuh-uh.

[00:22:41]>> I don't like stuff going ins.

[00:22:44]>> Yes.

[00:22:46]>> Nope.

[00:22:48]>> You know how to show eyeballs?

[00:22:54]>> It's so hard to watch things with eyeballs.

[00:22:56]>> It's Rambo, sir.

[00:22:58]>> Over. You read you lone wolf.

[00:23:00]>> He looked up like, "Oh, you done [ __ ] up now."

[00:23:03]>> Johnny, this is Trop. Where the hell are you, >> Murdoch? He's here. Rambo, this is Murdoch. We're glad you're alive.

[00:23:09]>> No, you're not.

[00:23:10]>> Where are you?

[00:23:10]>> Why are you alive?

[00:23:12]>> Give us your position and we'll come to pick you up.

[00:23:14]>> Murdoch.

[00:23:18]>> Coming to get you.

[00:23:26]>> Girlfriend shot.

[00:23:26]>> Yep. You saw his girlfriend out there.

[00:23:28]Hooked him up TO THE ELECTRIC BED. SUCK IT.

[00:23:31]>> OH YEAH.

[00:23:31]>> OH MY GOD, I love it.

[00:23:35]>> I like how you got to do your hips when you're shooting it.

[00:23:37]>> Yeah.

[00:23:38]>> A lot of wiggling.

[00:23:39]>> It's like Doug with the bass guitar.

[00:23:41]>> Yeah.

[00:23:42]>> Last night.

[00:23:42]>> It's like, uh-uh, get some.

[00:23:44]>> You going to get that good pregnant?

[00:23:48]>> Those leaves are ginormous.

[00:23:50]>> Yeah.

[00:23:53]>> She's like a female, Rambo.

[00:23:55]>> Yeah.

[00:23:55]>> She ain't scared.

[00:23:58]Once again, another movie where he doesn't do a whole lot of talking.

[00:24:02]>> No, >> just a lot of ass kicking. This guy [ __ ] himself when he said, "I'm coming for you next."

[00:24:09]>> I saw his testicles go back up in his body cavity. He was scared as he should be.

[00:24:16]>> You look like hell, Rumba.

[00:24:18]>> I want to know how her hair magically got that long because it was like shoulder length before.

[00:24:23]>> I think she just had it like up. No, it was like shoulder length and then suddenly now she can braid it and it goes way down there.

[00:24:30]>> Maybe that's an extension to for her hooker costume.

[00:24:34]>> Maybe.

[00:24:34]>> Listen up.

[00:24:37]What you did back there, I won't forget it. Thanks.

[00:24:41]>> What you do now? Try getting across to Thailand, then go America.

[00:24:45]>> Yeah.

[00:24:47]>> You take me with you?

[00:24:48]>> I knew it. I knew that was coming.

[00:24:53]Hey yo, >> get some. You deserve it.

[00:24:55]>> These were sweaty kisses.

[00:24:58]Oh, gross.

[00:25:01]>> You take me.

[00:25:03]>> Yeah, >> I think you made good choice.

[00:25:15]>> Oh no.

[00:25:16]>> Oh no.

[00:25:19]>> OH NO.

[00:25:24]KILLED YOUR GIRL RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

[00:25:26][ __ ] all them. Now he's got another reason to be mad.

[00:25:29]>> You're right.

[00:25:30]>> She's not all right, >> Rob.

[00:25:32]>> Yeah, >> no.

[00:25:39]No.

[00:25:43]>> Well, that sucks. Every dick there is.

[00:25:47]messages.

[00:25:49]We'll be right back.

[00:25:51]>> You don't seem to understand something.

[00:25:52]I'm in charge here.

[00:25:54]>> You don't seem to understand something.

[00:25:56]You done [ __ ] up. A Aon, >> I want him placed under arrest. He's not to leave the base. Never had a chance, did he? Like you said, Colonel, he went home.

[00:26:04]>> What a dick.

[00:26:08]>> The red bandana is part of her dress.

[00:26:10]>> I see that. I get that.

[00:26:13]>> There's meaning to it. Like, >> oh, I I get that. I love it.

[00:26:16]>> I understand. And he got her her necklace, too. Her lucky jade.

[00:26:23]>> The amount of rain in this movie is incredible.

[00:26:29]I love the symbolism though. Like kids kids were playing with headbands just cuz they thought the headband was cool.

[00:26:34]But like that's like this is my girl.

[00:26:35]You just killed my girl. My [ __ ] kill.

[00:26:41]It's >> a little bit of fat rain, a little bit of stinging rain. Ready to come up from the ground.

[00:26:58]Oh, he is finding the tiniest little hiding places. I love it.

[00:27:14]He couldn't even scream out loud. He was so scared.

[00:27:26]Looks like Inino Man.

[00:27:30]Oh, don't hurt the chicken.

[00:27:34]But if you do, I like it extra crispy.

[00:27:40]The children of the corn.

[00:27:42]>> Children of the rice.

[00:27:46]>> Bamboo children.

[00:27:47]>> Bamboo.

[00:27:47]>> Children of the bamboo.

[00:27:49]>> Bamboo children.

[00:27:54]>> It's the chicken.

[00:27:56]>> Oh, it might be the chicken.

[00:27:57]>> It might be the high.

[00:27:58]>> Uh-oh. And gasoline.

[00:28:02]>> See, he's going to make it extra crispy for me.

[00:28:13]Boom.

[00:28:16]>> That poor village.

[00:28:17]>> Yeah, those they didn't do nothing.

[00:28:18]>> Poor innocent village.

[00:28:30]>> Oh, it sucks.

[00:28:31]>> They weren't taught to stop, drive, and roll.

[00:28:35]Well, that's pretty.

[00:28:43]Dude, I don't know why you looked at your gun like that. You're the one that's a bad shot.

[00:28:49]Get him.

[00:29:00]That was awesome.

[00:29:09]Good lord.

[00:29:13]Nice.

[00:29:16]He's going to throw this guy out and he's going to fly the helicopter home himself.

[00:29:20]That's just crazy. No, thank you.

[00:29:25]Uh-uh.

[00:29:37]Your turn, buddy.

[00:29:41]He He just jumps out himself.

[00:29:45]That was smart. That was real smart.

[00:29:48]Just Nope. Not worth the fight.

[00:29:53]Oh, he's going back in there to finish a job.

[00:29:58]>> OH MY GOD.

[00:30:03]HE'S LIKE, "FUCK YOU. [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] you. You're cool."

[00:30:13]Oh my god. Fella.

[00:30:17]He's going to knock every one of y'all out so he can go in there and get all of his guys and then go back to base and go for Murdoch.

[00:30:27]>> What a montage of death. One man, one helicopter, a million rounds.

[00:30:41]>> Yeah, y'all better go.

[00:30:46]>> Oh, you dude.

[00:30:50]>> Was that everybody? I swear it looked like there was more of them in there.

[00:30:54]>> Yeah, >> earlier.

[00:30:56]>> They might have already been Good job. Good job.

[00:31:09]Oh [ __ ] He's going to come up behind you.

[00:31:17]No, he landed it safely and he's going to boom. Shoot. He's going to take you down with him.

[00:31:28]Oh, sweet.

[00:31:32]Nice fake out. That's smart, dude. Are you going to make it? Are you going to make it?

[00:31:42]I don't think you're He's barely going to make it.

[00:31:46]>> Everybody getting sick of there like I would have hurled a long time ago.

[00:31:51]>> This is Lone Wolf.

[00:31:53]>> Yes, we hear you. Long walk over.

[00:31:56]>> He's starting to sweat even harder now cuz he's like, "Oh [ __ ] Rambo's coming for me."

[00:32:01]>> Yeah. Look at the armpit stains. He has swe.

[00:32:05]>> He's had those pit stains the whole movie.

[00:32:07]>> Yeah.

[00:32:08]>> He's like, "Uh-huh.

[00:32:14]>> Just hurry up and set the chopper down.

[00:32:16]Just put it down. You ain't got to get We can figure everything else out.

[00:32:21]You're already there. Just put it down then. Go get that guy. Go get him. Go [ __ ] him up.

[00:32:37]Glad you made it.

[00:32:40]>> Oh yes. Yes.

[00:32:43]>> You deserved every bit OF THAT.

[00:32:47]HE LOOKED at him like, "We'll talk later, but I'm going to get this guy.

[00:32:52]I'm about to [ __ ] him up."

[00:32:58]He just [ __ ] himself.

[00:33:05]I mean, just unloading.

[00:33:10]>> Rambo, I'd make the orders. I'd take them just like you. No, you made that one.

[00:33:19]>> I swear to God, I didn't know it was supposed to happen like this.

[00:33:23]>> This whole shirt NOW >> mission accomplished.

[00:33:38]>> You know there's more men out there. You know where they are. Find them or I'll find you.

[00:33:48]Now get that boy something to eat. It's been a couple days. We got a second Medal of Honor for this.

[00:33:56]You should give it to them. They deserve it more. Can't keep running, John.

[00:34:01]You're free now. Come back with us. Back to what? My friends died here. Part of me died here.

[00:34:08]>> This girl died here.

[00:34:09]>> Everything that happened here may be wrong, but damn it. Don't hate your country for it. Hey, I die for it. And what is you want?

[00:34:16]>> I want what they want. And every other guy who came over here has spilt his guts and gave everything he had wants.

[00:34:27]For our country to love us as much as we love it.

[00:34:32]>> Amen.

[00:34:33]I just got goosebumps at that.

[00:34:36]>> How we live, John.

[00:34:38]Day by day.

[00:34:42]Rambo. First blood part two. You've now seen.

[00:34:45]>> Well, that was bloodier than the first one.

[00:34:48]>> Yeah. This is probably more along with the lines of what you thought Rambo was going to be in your head when you knew of Rainbow.

[00:34:54]>> I don't know what I thought it was going to be, but I don't know. Maybe it was more along the lines of this, but I don't I don't know. This was good. He was He had a lot to be pissed off about for for sure.

[00:35:08]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:35:10]>> For good reason.

[00:35:12]And good for him. He I love the the I'm coming for you next.

[00:35:19]>> The double cross you pissed off pissed off right >> and and and his commander or whatever was just like he will come for you like >> yon yon.

[00:35:33]But uh wow. Okay. Good deal. There's a How many of these are there? Is there third?

[00:35:41]>> There's five in total. Five.

[00:35:43]>> There were three that were made like when it was, >> you know, in the 80s in the '8s and then there was one that was like 20 years later they did Rambo just called Rambo.

[00:35:52]And then the last one, I forget what it's called, but it's they're all I think they all just get better and better and better and like more action, more fun, more >> do they move a little bit faster because eventually because this one see for whatever reason this one seemed slower than the first one, >> right?

[00:36:14]>> But once it picked up like it started picking up and I was like, "Oh, okay."

[00:36:18]>> Yeah, I think uh yeah, I think they get faster. Rainbow 3 definitely is.

[00:36:23]>> I mean, and once again, he didn't say much. He didn't say much in this one either.

[00:36:27]>> He said more than he did in the first one, but he didn't speak much in this one either. So, but I mean, that's okay.

[00:36:35]He's great. He's great. This was good. I liked it. I like it a lot. But yeah, I can remember my brother playing Rambo as a kid and he would find something and tie it on his head like Rambo.

[00:36:52]>> Yeah.

[00:36:52]>> Yeah. They even probably made a play set where you got like a red thing. I don't remember if they did or not, but seems like my brother had a red bandana thing. He would be Rambo and then he'd he'd wrestle his uh Hulk Hogan pillow pillow guy and he'd take him out.

[00:37:13]>> I had an ultimate warrior one.

[00:37:16]>> Yeah. All right. Well, that's it. Thanks for hanging out. Thanks for watching.

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[00:37:31]Now, no turning back. Kick her in the cooter. Now she's in the flow. Buckle up, y'all.

[00:37:38]>> Oh no.

[00:37:38]>> Wo. It's on the screen. First time takes. You know what that means?

[00:37:45]Guess we'll see. Welcome to Terra's never seen a million flicks. So now we're here to fix that quick. Kevin's off screen cracking wise. Bailey might be here.

[00:37:58]What a surprise. Terror's never seen.

[00:38:01]Watching >> stay on track. Yeah, we don't know how.

[00:38:04]Cut away. Chaos ADHD. Buckle up, nerds.

[00:38:08]Terror's never seen.

[00:38:11]>> I'm not gay no more. I AM DELIVERED. You sure about that?

[00:38:16]>> Typical of you, Rachel Green. Queen Rachel does whatever she wants in a little Rachel.

[00:38:24]But she's watching now.

[00:38:26]Yeah, we don't know how cutaways chaos ADHD buckle up nerds never seen.

[00:38:34]>> When they brought you in here and booked you, you was crying like a [ __ ] Yeah.