The Snakeman Welcomes You to a New Kind of Paradise!

Added: 2026-05-09

[00:00:03]Good morning, Adam and Eve. Welcome to day 524,499 of your stay here at the Garden of Eden.

[00:00:17]>> I'm bored.

[00:00:18]>> Why don't you join me in learning about physics and the center of gravity?

[00:00:21]>> Yeah, that's boring.

[00:00:25]>> Well, did you finish naming the rest of the animals?

[00:00:27]>> Yes.

[00:00:28]>> Did you tell God? Yeah, but he's got other problems. It seems like he's running out of ideas. Last week, he made this strange tall thing with too many legs and only one eye, and he gave it to me like, "Here, Eve, name this." I really couldn't come up with anything, so I called it Untitled 34.

[00:00:48]H I'm sorry you're bored, Eve. I don't know what you want me to do.

[00:01:17]Hey, >> what?

[00:01:18]>> Where did you disappear off to last night?

[00:01:21]>> Nowhere. I was asleep.

[00:01:24]>> What's that noise?

[00:01:26]Oh. Um, it's a new thing I found.

[00:01:29]>> Where did you get it?

[00:01:31]>> Here. Um, in the garden.

[00:01:33]>> I've never >> just stumbled upon it.

[00:01:35]>> I've never seen anything like this before.

[00:01:43]>> Uh-oh. Ignore that.

[00:02:03]Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.

[00:02:28]Did you wait long, my lady?

[00:02:30]>> No, I knew exactly when you were coming on this thing you gave me. It's so useful.

[00:02:48]Uh um wait.

[00:03:10]We need to see ID.

[00:03:16]>> Welcome you.

[00:03:27]>> Here. Try this, my lady.

[00:03:32]>> Wow. Delish. Try this one.

[00:03:35]>> M. No, thank you.

[00:03:38]>> And this one?

[00:03:40]>> Okay.

[00:03:41]>> Uh, how about this one?

[00:03:45]I'll pass.

[00:03:58]This is our specialty here in paradise.

[00:04:20]Almost there.

[00:04:43]Hey, what are you doing?

[00:04:45]>> What's going on?

[00:04:48]>> Eve. Eve, are you in here?

[00:04:52]>> Adam, is that you?

[00:04:55]>> Ouch. Oh, >> did you follow me?

[00:05:04]>> Yes. What are you thinking? Have you lost your mind?

[00:05:07]>> I was tired, Adam. Our lives were too predictable.

[00:05:10]>> So, you came here of all places. Oh, great thinking, Eve.

[00:05:31]I'm sorry.

[00:05:33]I shouldn't have yelled at you.

[00:05:40]It's okay.

[00:05:54]You know, it really wasn't all that I thought it would be.

[00:06:04]>> So, what do we do now?

[00:06:07]>> I think we should go home.

[00:06:13]>> Okay, then. Let's go home.

[00:06:21]Oh man, that sprint here really sapped up all my energy though. Oh wait, this looks good.

[00:06:32]Wow, that's good.

[00:06:40]Oh, >> Adam, what the [ __ ] Hey,