Slot Machines Are Killing Us...

追加: 2026-05-27

[00:00:02]Welcome back to the Papa Meat Channel.

[00:00:03]How you doing? How you doing? Come on and sit down because today we're going to be talking about slot zombies. We're currently living in the age of gambling.

[00:00:10]I mean, we've done our fair share of gambling videos, whether it be scratchers, sports betting, online gambling as a whole. While people once used to indulge on the occasional Vegas trip or Super Bowl bet, they're now doing everything in their power not to put money down at literally every single moment. Young people today bet on even the most mundane things. Like the length of a president's speech or even how many cars pass through an intersection on THE ROAD. YES. YES! [screaming] LET'S GO! OH MY GOD! YES! I TOLD YOU GUYS it was going to hit.

[00:00:40]>> From sports events to live streamers, there's really no escape from non-stop barrage of gambling content that gets pushed to you constantly. And some casinos are even creating slot machines that are mobile, meaning they can follow you around and entice you that much more. But nothing really quite tops the slot machine, right? The idea of slots, whether it be in person or digitally, I feel like that has had the biggest chokehold on people for a long time.

[00:01:04]When we were we went to Magic Con Vegas, we saw some slot zombies, as it were.

[00:01:08]Which basically a slot zombie is a person that is a I mean, I guess you could say they're dead at the slot, but usually very superstitious practices, usually touching the screen, hitting the screen, doing things in the in a catatonic state, you would say, right?

[00:01:20]Which I think, Nick, I think we should take 200 bucks, we should go to the casino and see if what we win. What what what is our win What are we trying to win? Just our our money back? And so if we have 200, are we trying to win 200?

[00:01:29]>> I think double your money.

[00:01:31]Or at my local casino, I just took $200 out of the ATM. I feel like one of those vertical content creators that's at the slots. The objective today we decided on, we're going to try to double our money. I took $200 out. We need to leave this casino with $400 all from slots, baby. Also want to reiterate, we're here at 10:30 in the morning and it's The vibes are It There's something just extremely sad about casinos. Casinos not in like a hopping party type vibe is a cold, smoky desolate place. When we are in Vegas for we've done the Gordon Ramsay video, the breast drum video, we've done the or we went to Magic Con, we did that kind of stuff. You got it.

[00:02:06]We always stop and we play what, Nick?

[00:02:08]Frank. Frank.

[00:02:11]The Frankenstein slot machine is so funny. I love it so much. Basically, you're just electrocuting the [ __ ] out of Frankenstein, torturing him.

[00:02:20]And then the And then if you get extra spin features, it's a a horde of people being like, "LET'S GET HIM." [screaming] THEY literally scream that and it's up him up in a flaming tower being like, >> [laughter] >> For many, slot machines are undoubtedly one of the most addicting forms of gambling out there. From the bright flashing effects to the expertly crafted mechanics drip feeding you dopamine.

[00:02:42]It's no wonder people become downright possessed when they encounter these machines, turning them into zombies. You have all these [ __ ] channels now that are I mean, especially on YouTube, Tik Tok, vertical reels where it's like, "I'm putting a thousand dollars into this machine to see what happened." Like gambling content, slot content, table game content is so huge right now that people get this fix and they're like, "I'm you know, I'm going to win big just like these guys, you know." Or you sit down at a slot machine, put a hundred bucks in, and then you get paid like three hundred, and now you're chasing that high.

[00:03:18]I feel like immediately though, a twenty-five a twenty-five dollar win on this, I feel like, "All right." Slot zombies are gamblers so entrenched in their slot machine addictions that they will sit lifelessly and play for hours on end, endlessly slapping the buttons with thousand yard stare. After a while, you wonder if they're even looking at the screen.

[00:03:37]There are studies that suggest gambling addicts become so immersed in the visual and auditory presentations of the game that they enter a trance-like flow state. This incessant need for dopamine can result in hundreds of thousands of dollars being flushed down the drain.

[00:03:49]Videos taken by casino goers have shown slot addicts nonchalantly transfer as much as $20,000 straight from their bank accounts before tapping away, right?

[00:03:58]That's so predatory. I it's it's insane.

[00:04:01]It's unfuckingbelievable. I mean, I understand there might be some high rollers going there, but you should not be able to attach [laughter] your bank account to the [ __ ] to the Big Bang Theory slot machine, dude. You know what I mean? Isn't that crazy?

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[00:05:08]>> to Chime for sponsoring this video. Back to the video. Others deep in the trenches will forego bathroom trips, opting to piss in their own chair so they don't have to take breaks from the game. That's a That's a mentally deranged person. Is that a good seat, though? Like, if [music] someone pissed in the seat, do you sit in that seat and play in that seat?

[00:05:23]>> bad luck. Oh, that's bad luck. I think that's bad luck. And that's And see, that's the thing, too. See, I said that's bad luck. The gambling aspect is so superstitious. Almost every slot machine game, I would say 99% of them are focused towards the Chinese demographic because Chinese people love to gamble. Just true. That's why whenever you go and you're like, "What the [ __ ] is this like crazy?" Like, I mean, there's been so many slot machines I'm like, "It's What is this?" It's just called Kung Fu Master. It's a [ __ ] guy with like a Fu Manchu and he's like, "Ooh."

[00:05:53]All these different things and it's just to appeal to that demographic of tourists that comes over and actually spends a [ __ ] ton of money. But, I do think the Chinese culture is extremely superstitious, which is also why there's like like eights are popular or like a lucky number. So, like everything's like crazy 88s or like all that kind of [ __ ] And that's why there's not certain numbers on games because they're not lucky. It's a very superstitious culture. But, that leans itself into people also getting in their head about luck and like, you know, the kind of superstitions that go with like, you know, that's why I'm saying if I saw a piss or [ __ ] written chair, I'd be like, "That's got to be unlucky." I would think the opposite.

[00:06:25]I'd be like, "This machine is hot."

[00:06:27]Unless the peepee or poopoo was in the shape of an eight.

[00:06:30]And then I'd be like, "Huh."

[00:06:31]Poop eight, I'd sit right on it. I should probably get a drink. Maybe we got to get a new slot. This one's This one I I hit a nice a nice ching ching.

[00:06:39]For those that don't want to make the trek over to Vegas or their local casino, there are tons of online slot machine games that put you within arm's reach of winning it big at all times.

[00:06:48]People who are truly deep into gambling can now watch streamers who are pretty much entirely dedicated to betting their money away on slots, filtering their donations right back into their game of choice. A couple years back was this Twitch basically banned gambling on Twitch and that's what I think was a big reason for people to switch over to Kick as well. I mean, slots were so [ __ ] popular, but then became a whole debate of like, is this like manipulating children into being like, "Fuck, we I want to do slots, too." Watching a super rich streamer or people who have like deals with these companies like Stake, go in. You you would assume that it's like, yeah, they're probably not spending their own money, you know, and then it's going to incentivize others to be like, "I can win this big on this site?" That kind of thing. If they ban slots and gambling, they should ban pack openings cuz it's the same [ __ ] thing.

[00:07:32]>> [sighs] >> You know, it's like I want to say it's not at all, but at the same time I'm like, I mean, I don't know, I guess.

[00:07:37]Well-known gambling addict streamers like Bossman Jack frequently experience the highs and lows of online casinos have to offer. His losses have led to infamous bouts of erratic behavior, like the time he kicked down the bedroom door of or started beating himself up from sheer rage. You don't know Boshy McJack?

[00:07:51]I don't know. There's a lot of videos talking about him. He's a very interesting man. It also just is It's a perfect anti-gambling thing. You you You look at him and you're like, I'm good. I think I'm all right.

[00:08:00]>> For every big streamer playing online slots with tons of energy, there are hundreds of small streamers that gamble in complete silence as they slowly morph into a slot zombie purely for the love of the game. Online slots have become such a growing problem that people are now creating plugins like Bet Blocker that block you from 300,000 gambling websites so you can kick the habit.

[00:08:17]Which I got to say, whatever you got to do to [ __ ] cut the cord, dude. If anything, that's kind of a cool That's That's like a fun thing. The person who made that definitely was a gambling addict, a million percent. Slot machines in general are often considered the least likely to pay out when compared to other casino games. Slot zombies who spam the buttons rapidly lose their money quicker than most, making it a particularly dangerous form of gambling addiction. Try to just trigger [ __ ] it.

[00:08:39]Yeah, trigger. [ __ ] it.

[00:08:41]You guys do this, too.

[00:08:43]The In any casino, there is I don't think there is literally any game favored to you in any kind of fashion besides like maybe [ __ ] baccarat or whatever. I don't I don't even that. I would just say When you step into a casino, you are going to lose. Now, on the very off chance, you might win a little bit, but then they they're going to pry on your dopamine hit of being like, "Oh my god, I just made this."

[00:09:03]because you're going to spin it right back and lose.

[00:09:08]>> [music] [music] >> All right, Nick, I'm going to tell you that's not good. That puts us at 18.

[00:09:18]What the hell happened? You want to try another one? Yeah. Did you know that like almost every slot machine is made by Konami? And isn't that [ __ ] wild?

[00:09:24]They have like a giant a huge building in Vegas. We We We saw it that one time when we flew in. We were like, "Oh my [ __ ] god." Yeah, it was crazy. But yeah, apparently they make all of them.

[00:09:33]Why is there no other Did they just corner the market?

[00:09:35]>> I guess. I think that they make a lot of the What is it? The pachinko machines. I think they make a lot of those, too. So, maybe that's just a thing where they're like, "We have the the capacity to do it." I don't [ __ ] know.

[00:09:43]>> There's so much great anti-gambling content, but I feel like people perceive it in a in a way where it's like fascinating. I got to try it myself, you know? There's a great Louis Theroux documentary where he goes and it's all about gambling addiction. He follows like a high roller guy who's staying at like the Westgate or the Hilton, I think it was called at the time. And it's like a basically like how casinos treat a whale that comes in and like he's going to spend a bunch of money. Really fascinating. He He He hangs out with two regular guys playing blackjack. And then he hangs out with like this doctor who's retired and she's like goes to the casino every day. She has like 5 million She's like, "I have 5 million in savings." And she just goes every day and just drains her money. And it's like how the people talk to her, fascinating.

[00:10:20]But after watching that, you're like, my god. It's a thing where like you you want to go and see it yourself. It's It's like that kind of like Oh, it's like a zoo of some kind, you know? It's such a weird spectacle. But they do All these casinos and stuff, I mean, they just they you're you're an animal, you know? It's fun to watch, but also just it's insane to just the realization of It's like I'm sure there's like an ounce of humanity for people that work at these casinos, but you are trained to just be like You got to get them to spend. The thing that I found fascinating about the Louis Theroux documentary is the woman there It's like the staff all knows her and Louis would go up and he'd be like, "Well, yeah, what if she's spending too much though? Don't you feel bad? Like, what if she was losing her house?" And they would be like "You know, I mean, all we can do is just ask them to gamble responsibly." It's like there's not an actual human answer there. It's just things that uh they've been told to say or just like you just eyes glazed over. The unbreakable obsession can grow into something truly debilitating. You'll know the transition to slot zombie is complete when you start to display some particular bizarre habits. Slot addicts can become incredibly territorial about their favorite machines.

[00:11:21]>> Here's a little update from inside the casino.

[00:11:23]People are I think that I'm stealing their techniques and they're getting upset.

[00:11:27]This old woman keeps walking by. She keeps doing Some have even camped out during closing hours to be the first to sit at their favorite machines when the casino opens, which I might be This might be more in reference to pachinko machines cuz when we were in Shinjuku, every morning I'd look out my hotel window and there would be a line of people. We were right across the street from a pachinko casino, whatever. We played We stayed at this place called The Prince and yeah, right across the literally right across the street was one and every morning there's a line. But I mean, a lot of American casinos, I think not if not all of them are 24 hours. In one instance, after going to the casino for the first time and getting up from a slot machine, a man was pushed out of the way by a very old woman WHO UTTERED, "MINE NOW!"

[00:12:06]BEFORE she sat down and began tapping away. I was like, with these things, I wonder if it's a like it is is this cuz that superstition I feel to me feels like person was red hot and the oven isn't cooled down yet. I could still get a couple out of this. So, you have to like run up to somebody they just won.

[00:12:20]You go up to their slot machine. You think that their favorite slot machine was like a second home the way that people make themselves comfortable.

[00:12:25]Tired from using her hands, one woman brazenly leans back in her chair and uses her feet to tap on the screen as if it's no big deal. What is it that makes it grosser that it's your foot and not your hands? And that is interesting though. If I had If my shoe was clean, my sock was clean, like that's cleaner than your hands, which I'd be touching I wipe down just about I mean, like I get so grossed I don't like I The amount of times I've been in a bathroom, it's scarred me I feel like forever. You go into a guy's bathroom and the amount of times that a guy will like >> [snorts] >> scratch his balls, scratch his ass, grab his dick, take a piss, and then walk out of bathroom without cleaning their hands like washing their hands is insane. To the point now where I'm like hesitant to even shake shake a motherfucker's hand now. That's why you did the fist bump.

[00:13:08]I'd rather You know what though? I will always do a fist bump. I'm not a [ __ ] that does the elbows. Yo.

[00:13:12]No, elbows that's >> [laughter] >> Jesus, man. Bumping bows, all right.

[00:13:22]Well, [ __ ] Because their minds have been rotted by the spinning wheat ro- >> [screaming] >> Because their minds have been rotted by the spin Dyslexia affects up to one in five people. It occurs on a continuum.

[00:13:35]One person might have mild dyslexia, while the next person has a profound case of it.

[00:13:41]Dyslexia also runs in families.

[00:13:44]Some zombies don't even react when they win. They just move on to the next machine unfazed by the cheers of onlookers.

[00:13:55]So, I'm putting this in here. I am doing crossing my fingers. I have had my drink.

[00:14:06]This is how spooky.

[00:14:08]>> [laughter] >> It's going to be so spooky.

[00:14:11]It feels like the slot zombie thing is definitely it's an older demographic.

[00:14:15]I'm There's definitely young people that do it, but I think it's that phase of I'm retired. I don't know what else to do. I'm bored. I'm just going to go up to the casino and just like spend the money. Spend my retirement. I don't know what the [ __ ] else to do. One casino worker claimed that they had to clean up a human feces beside slot machines after some gamblers were unwilling to leave their seats. They allegedly stood up, pooped on the floor before returning to the game, later claiming it was because they were on too much of a hot streak.

[00:14:38]You think a casino would they You think they'd give you like a like a what a pan to [ __ ] in if you if you requested it?

[00:14:44]If you were a big enough spender, I bet.

[00:14:45]I bet. I legitimately believe so. But I'm talking it's got to be a lot. And they'd probably like close off the area and it'd be a private room or something.

[00:14:52]Cuz that's whenever now you get into like the dealer I bet I want to see private room dealer stories. I bet I can't even imagine the [ __ ] that goes on in there. Cuz also like if you're spending that much money, you could come in and just be like we're going to do [ __ ] we're going to do dwarf fighting in the corner for my entertainment. And like just they look away from all this like other like illegal [ __ ] that you could do. As I said, do you think you could do bumps off the cards? [ __ ] maybe. I don't I like all these things I'm like I don't see why not. I want to know if any table has ever had to endure like what magic players have to endure when you're playing at a local game store.

[00:15:23]Your opponent comes in, Oh, oh boy, here you go.

[00:15:27]Unwrapping the [ __ ] bag. Uh-oh, there's the Styrofoam container. Open it up. Taiwanese food. Just stinking up the whole [ __ ] store. It's got cashews all over these [ __ ] noodles and stuff. Styrofoam's all wet because it's just been this hot dish and they're just sweating inside that Styrofoam.

[00:15:44]That's what I know. If somebody been slinging Blackjack they're like Mama didn't raise no quitter. For those that want to delve deeper into the competitive side of slot addiction, look no further than slot tournaments. I was so confused when someone actually told me he's like, "Yeah, I'm going into a slot machine tournament." You're like How's that? It doesn't seem to That's the That's the greatest game ever. Oh, yeah, whoever wins the most wins 50 bucks. He's like, "Everyone else is just dumping tons of money." I don't know. At both physical and online casinos, players can enter into slot tournaments with the hopes of striking it big. While the style of tournament might vary, the basic idea behind slot tournaments involves competitors receiving a select amount of credits with the goal of racking up as many points as possible within the given time limit. Most tournaments end after every three rounds and give out prizes ranging from a couple grand to $1 million, which is [ __ ] crazy. Regardless of the game, many gamblers are superstitious and oftentimes have rituals that they do before placing bets. These rituals can vary from cult-like to downright brain dead. But, to the people performing them, they are a necessary part of hitting the jackpot. I've hit it big.

[00:16:47]Before you sit down and begin playing, consider some of these popular rituals to boost your luck, all right? Instead of heading to the ATM to withdraw some money, first head to the bar and grab your favorite drink. Then, sit down at a machine and cross your fingers before hitting the button. Online, there are tons of videos that supposedly help you use subliminal manifestation to achieve big wins. In these videos, there are often casino-themed visuals that somehow boost your chances of winning. Other videos will have dope visuals while a person reads [music] off of lazy affirmations like "I'll win money every time at the casino." Or, "If I see it in my mind, I'm going to hold it in my hands." So, this is like they're mixing like the superstitions or like yeah, self-fulfillment, self-manifestation of like the secret mixed with gambling.

[00:17:28]Going to put big wins on my mood board.

[00:17:30]Or on my dream board or or or whatever.

[00:17:32]Yeah, that kind of thing.

[00:17:44]>> [screaming] >> How condescending.

[00:17:50]>> [laughter] >> So condescending and then also can I just say how [ __ ] up that is to put that kind of machine where all these people are like 3 months away from dying?

[00:18:00]See you soon. This isn't slots. This isn't slots, but I have to I have to try to juice my [ __ ] up here, dude.

[00:18:09]>> [snorts] [music] >> There you go.

[00:18:16]Look at that. We just bring back our money.

[00:18:19]We got to We got to torture back up.

[00:18:20]Many players also believe constantly tapping the screen and hitting buttons even after a spin has begun will increase your odds of hitting a jackpot.

[00:18:27]This is probably the most common in terms of people being like what is happening. We see rows of people doing tapping the screens. In extreme cases, gamblers will even blow on the screen in order to quote invite good fortune, which is the most Chinese thing I've ever heard in my life. Does that not Is that not the most Chinese thing you've ever heard? I'm inviting good fortune.

[00:18:43]To be fair, I could hear my grandma saying that. Grandma, what are you doing? I'm inviting good fortune to the house. According to one woman working at a casino, she once watched two older women with no teeth lick their hands and rub the screen to bring [music] them more luck. Them Them ladies are from the swamps, dude.

[00:18:58]And then they started spitting into napkins and then rubbing it on the screen because they thought it would bring them more luck. Another common ritual for gamblers is to bring some kind of lucky charm to the casino. This is also I think the lucky charms is more in correlation as well with these old people who also do bingo. Cuz usually people will also bring some kind of idol or something, some kind of ritual totem that they can use for luck in bingo as well. This is all just old people superstition [ __ ] is what it sounds like. Just like some people have a favorite lucky charm, gamblers have a favorite brand or of slot they like to play. And some gamblers are extremely picky when deciding their favorite. A common trick is to always head to the machines closest to the casino door because they think casinos put loser machines there because they want to entice passing players more enticing odds.

[00:19:46]All right, seven out. We got We got back up to 81 though.

[00:19:50]See, we're moving forward a bit.

[00:19:54]$30 wins and then let's put it in pinball.

[00:20:00]Pinball, baby.

[00:20:02]You got to hit the pinball and then a ball just and it gives you a bonuses.

[00:20:18]That's what we need. We need that to be right there. Some people won't even touch machines that are red, black, or have the numbers 13, 12, or 7 on them.

[00:20:25]We've all heard of certain slot machines being hot or cold, but what about the actual money you play with? A big superstition among certain gamblers is the belief that heating [snorts] up or cooling down your money will affect the outcome of slots. Things like your posture can also affect the outcome of your spins. When you choose your machine and begin playing, do not immediately sit down and start tapping. It is believed that machines can sense when you get comfortable. So, standing is thought to keep the machine on edge and honest.

[00:20:56]>> [laughter] >> All right, please.

[00:20:58]We We only have two shots.

[00:21:02]Give me an 80.

[00:21:05]That's not bad.

[00:21:06]We need 80, or 100.

[00:21:09]All right, fine. 30. 30 win.

[00:21:18]I think he hit it once, hit it again.

[00:21:21]There you go. We got to up the bet.

[00:21:24]Three smackeroos. Casinos love to pack in as many slot machines as they can on the main floor, but a lot of slot zombies don't approve this. The more people around, the higher chance someone might look at your screen, and you don't want the Medusa effect. It's believed that people looking at your screen can give off negative energy that affects your luck. That's why you'll usually see slot zombies purposely sitting uh far away from each other, which once again, superstitious older people, I also believe this taps into like that [ __ ] Zack Bagans Ghost Adventures thing, where it's like, I can't help if you watch this and like a go and like a demon goes to the screen and affects you. It's this idea that like other people's bad luck can transfer into my machine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's it's some kind of thing of like uh manifesting some idea of not necessarily a ghost or a god, but like I feel like the people give superstition a face, so then they think that like if they can trick it that like it's looking at you at all time. Like I feel like people actually feel like there's a presence.

[00:22:18]It's just like a weird manifestation idea that's like I have to hide it from God himself. You know?

[00:22:24]>> [laughter] >> We are hot. We are hot. We are hot.

[00:22:31]We are hot.

[00:22:34]$100.

[00:22:36]Yeah.

[00:22:38]I was going to say, that would That means you just got to gamble more.

[00:22:44]Oh, 10 bucks. That was insulting.

[00:22:49]Yes.

[00:22:50]>> [music] >> Still two, baby.

[00:22:59]Come on. One more. Let's get our money back.

[00:23:04]Ooh.

[00:23:06]Okay. That's okay. We're Hey, we're back. We're back at We are back where we started. We are actually technically over.

[00:23:14]That just means more games. That just means more games, baby. Do we get another drink? Oh, yeah. We're Yeah, we still low.

[00:23:21]Dude, I love you, pinball.

[00:23:25]And you know what Cowards will say This is what cowards will say. Like cowards will say, "Oh, well, you you got your money back. Why don't you just leave?"

[00:23:31]That's a That's a [ __ ] loser mentality.

[00:23:33]>> That is a loser mentality. All right.

[00:23:34]I'm here to win. I saw Remember the Titans every year in school. I think we should try our luck at Dragon Link again.

[00:23:40]That's Yeah, Dragon Link felt good.

[00:23:43]I need to hear the Chinese lullabies.

[00:23:45]China's the the true ruler of the world.

[00:23:48]Moshi moshi.

[00:23:50]Five again? Yeah, five again. We hit big on the five.

[00:23:55]Jesse.

[00:23:57]Yes, greater than or If none of these tips work, a lot of people will simply punch the machine out of anger. Not everyone is so heartless, however. In fact, some people think love is the answer to winning it big. Hoping to strike it rich, one man came up with a very unique trick to ensure a large payout. While standing in front of a machine, he began vigorously fingering a slot machine's ticket slot.

[00:24:16]>> that would work? You think if you just [ __ ] gave it a little taco tickle that it would it would pay out?

[00:24:20]>> I've seen somewhere it's like you got to trick machines. So, a guy will like pretend to hit it and then his girlfriend [music] or something will like slap it. That's a You That's a video you saw? I think some people think that there's I actually I You know, it's weird because a lot of times when I hear these conspiracies of people when they're like the This is what happens to the machines. You're always like, "Come on, man." And you kind of think about it for a second and you're like, "Okay, hold on. What?" Like some people say that every machine has cameras inside of it like an ATM screen. And there are people who are controlling like the payouts of being like, "I like this person. I'm going to pay you out."

[00:24:49]As if it isn't just like a random code that's giving random outputs that has to The thing is like these these slot machines, it's a random code that like a certain decimal percentage of the amount of time has to pay out to be considered like fair game. But, I don't know the percentage. I'm not sure. Maybe editor put it up on screen, but they have to pay out this percentage of time to be legal machines. Slot machines are mesmerizing devices controlling the minds of boomers around the world. And dare I say a lot of younger people as well. I mean, they kind of have a a grip on everybody, but I will say the unfortunate retired souls, I think they have it worse right now. They're kind of they're in that they're in that Medusa's gaze for sure. These machines serve as the brain rot for older generations causing them to devolve into emotionless zombies seeking not only jackpots, but pure dopamine. But, you know, not too much of a difference from who they were to begin with. With the rise of online slots, gambling content creators, and and betting sites like Calshi, it's hard to tell just how bleak a future we're in for. But, as long as it pays, people are going to keep giving into it. So, it is what it is.

[00:25:49]No message for the great emperor. Also, we're almost up 50 down.

[00:25:52]Down one. Sometimes you got to bet big to win big.

[00:25:55]We need six of these boys, dude. The most we've seen so far is four.

[00:26:07]Meow.

[00:26:09]Please, great emperor.

[00:26:14]10 collected. 15 to win.

[00:26:18]Great emperor.

[00:26:28]Last one, dude. So, if you you won't win anything if you don't? No, no, you win all of these. Oh, you do? Okay. I think if you hit all of them, you get the grand jackpot.

[00:26:38]>> [music] >> I accept his offerings.

[00:26:46]Oh my god.

[00:26:48]OH.

[00:26:51]WE DID IT.

[00:26:53]WE DOUBLED OUR MONEY.

[00:26:54]>> [laughter] >> YES.

[00:27:05]Pretty good?

[00:27:08]We're not quite there.

[00:27:09]>> quite there.

[00:27:11]But I do think we have tapped the emperor of his glory.

[00:27:15]I hope this is I still love this is still me from the past. I hope that we did well. Editor, how much should we lose? Did we lose all of it? I feel like I know the answer already. Okay. Now talk to talk to future Hunter. Yeah, future Hunter, how's it going? Do we count this as a win or we have to get 400? I feel like you got to get 400, but >> we said 400.

[00:27:32]>> Yeah. We're 15 bucks away. [ __ ] it.

[00:27:34]Where do we go? Ah, wonderful.

[00:27:38]It's nice living in the past when things were just the way that when things were normal.

[00:27:45]We have to we have to just get the 400 and we can leave.

[00:27:47]>> Yeah. With the emperor, we bet big and we won big.

[00:27:50]>> Yeah, we won big. Bet big, win big.

[00:28:14]>> [music] >> Do we get it?

[00:28:23]Yes.

[00:28:29]So yeah, he hits the diamonds up here.

[00:28:35]Yes, there we go. I think we won 42 [music] bucks.

[00:28:38]And then We needed to hit that.

[00:28:43]>> god.

[00:28:44]Yes.

[00:28:58]>> A 20.

[00:29:00]Dude, that is like oh my god.

[00:29:08]>> [music] >> We did it.

[00:29:19]Big win.

[00:29:25]There you go.

[00:29:26]I rubbed her [snorts] for luck. She just got here.

[00:29:29]Boys, we did it. Not only did we we did not only double our money, we tripled our money. We were in the fight for our [ __ ] lives, dude.

[00:29:39]Down to 30, up to six.

[00:29:42]And this is where we tell the casino to go [ __ ] themselves and we cash out. This is now this is our profit. 421, baby.

[00:29:50]We're looking to double our money, we tripled [music] it.

[00:29:53]We tripled it, Nick.

[00:29:55]You know, walking out of the casino from the smoke fumes and into the light because there's literally no windows or clocks because it's a casino and it's parasitic and [ __ ] like that.

[00:30:04]I can see how people get hooked. That one win, now I I have this chip on my shoulder that I think like, oh, this is for I'm going to win every time, you know? You have to drink Crown Apple and Cokes or Cranberry. Got to get a nice little tasty buzz going. You got to enjoy [music] the nice day with friends and you got to realize that every day you're dying.

[00:30:22]Every day you're closer to death.

[00:30:24]And if you want to spend your if you want to spend your final moments in a smoke-filled casino losing all your [ __ ] money and leaving leaving it to no one, that's your prerogative. Almost said provocative. Prerogative. I will say for a it's like 11:00 in the morning right now. Kind of busy for 11:00 in the morning. I I will say, hey, you just made 400 bucks in 1 hour.

[00:30:43]Could you imagine doing that everyday?

[00:30:45]Everyday 8 hours a day?

[00:30:46]>> Yeah, that's It's a pretty good job, Nick. Pretty good job. You want to say >> Nick's tip, don't work a real job. Work at the Go to the casino, double your money, triple your money everyday.

[00:30:56]Triple your money everyday and this is Hunter's tip. When you win When you win When you three extra money at the casino, go to Waffle House and that's what we're doing now.