game changer don’t wake standards and practices but only phil

Added: 2026-05-24

[00:00:00]With your spot on liability, would you please violate SAG by replacing yourself with a bystander from the street? If you go out this curtain, we have a PA standing by just to show you the exit door. Uh-huh. Whoever you find, if you can convince them, bring them back to replace you for a prop.

[00:00:22]Boing.

[00:00:23]>> [laughter] >> There is a camera following you.

[00:00:26]Boy, am I looking forward to seeing how this goes.

[00:00:28]>> Mommy, isn't this fun?

[00:00:29]>> Mommy, wake Mommy.

[00:00:30]>> Mommy, wake up.

[00:00:31]>> Excuse me, sir. Can I help you with that? I'm fine. Are you sure? Okay, cool. Would you be willing to come and participate in a game show with me?

[00:00:38]We're hearing that Lou has found someone.

[00:00:41]>> No, wait. He went to the gas station.

[00:00:43]>> Come on, Phil. What's up, [ __ ] You guys kept playing the game without me. This is Phil, by the way.

[00:00:48]>> [laughter] >> Hello.

[00:00:49]Hey, Phil.

[00:00:52]Oh, yeah.

[00:00:53]Phil, uh, what can you tell us about yourself? Um, I'm here. You sure are.

[00:01:00]>> [laughter] >> You sure are. Do you have somewhere to be, or are you comfy being here for a few minutes? Well, I was going somewhere. That's why I was packing my car, but I can take a few. Here, I'll take your stuff. Okay, cool.

[00:01:12]Oh, yeah. Producers!

[00:01:14]Thank you.

[00:01:16]>> [laughter] >> Oh, Phil is not normally like this.

[00:01:19]>> [clears throat] [laughter] >> Did anyone have you sign a release before you came out here?

[00:01:26]>> Nobody said anything. That's interesting.

[00:01:29]>> [laughter] >> In that case, we're legally in the yellow. And so, I'm going to say, Lou, two spots to you and Phil. You can join Ally and Chance. And with that Chance spot, it's time for a mini-game. This is a little mini-game that we like to call like my Starbucks. Now, we played this game once before as like my coffee on Game Changer. How it works is I'm going to tee up for you, uh, I like my lovers like I like my blank. You are then going to raise your hand if you have a one-line joke to pitch me. And the person to give me the spiciest joke without going over moves two steps forward. But you can bust here if you're not careful.

[00:02:11]>> bust here? Okay.

[00:02:14]>> [laughter] >> Oh, Lou, because Phil has joined you, you are going to have to whisper your answers into Phil's ear, and Phil will say them for us. My guy. [laughter] All right. I like my lovers like I like my Starbucks.

[00:02:29]>> Unionized.

[00:02:30]>> [laughter] >> You like your lovers unionized.

[00:02:33]>> I do. Hot, disgusting, and filled with 19-year-olds on the inside.

[00:02:38]That is dark.

[00:02:41]>> I'm not proud of it, Jesus. [laughter] You want to just read it? Let's set him up.

[00:02:45]>> I like my lovers like I like my Starbucks coffee. Black as the hands of the little underpaid African children that picked it.

[00:02:56]>> [laughter] >> Ew. Ew.

[00:02:58]>> [screaming] >> Ew. Ew. I'm sorry. Wow. [laughter] Okay, we've got red, yellow, and yellow.

[00:03:04]That is going to be tough to beat.

[00:03:06]I like my lovers like I like my Chick-fil-A. Just do the same thing, dude.

[00:03:13]>> [laughter] >> Phil, run it back.

[00:03:17]Hot, disgusting, and filled with conservative virgin nerds. [laughter] Pretty innocent according to our legal team. Anti-gay and full of blood diamonds in the fryer.

[00:03:31]All right.

[00:03:33]>> I talked to multiple doctors >> [laughter] >> from multiple universities.

[00:03:38]>> All right, we have a little bit of concern. I worry about Phil. Get him, Phil.

[00:03:42]Set him up. Set him up.

[00:03:43]>> I like my lovers like I like my Chick-fil-A.

[00:03:47]Closed on Sunday because of their Christian values, so we've got to use the back door, also known as anal sex.

[00:03:56]>> [laughter] >> God damn I found the right guy.

[00:04:01]>> [laughter] >> [ __ ] hell.

[00:04:04]One more. I like my lovers like I like my Live Nation Ticketmaster, and be warned, we work with them.

[00:04:13]>> [laughter] >> Probably around for 5 more minutes before getting disbanded by the US government.

[00:04:18]>> [laughter] >> All right, all right. In the yellow. At this point I'm just making Phil say the nastiest [ __ ] I can.

[00:04:27]>> [laughter] >> [ __ ] young artists for money.

[00:04:30]>> Oh. Woah.

[00:04:33]Okay. All right.

[00:04:35]>> Okay. Really genuine concern there.

[00:04:36]Phil, work your magic.

[00:04:38]>> I like my lovers like I like my Live Nation Ticketmaster. Praying on me like it's Jerry Seinfeld in Central Park. And our lawyers more or less fine. Two out of three, I'll take it.

[00:04:53]>> [laughter] >> Lou, you are the winner of our mini game. Phil, thank you so so much.

[00:05:00]>> [applause] >> Can we get Phil back his groceries? See you, man.

[00:05:05]>> [laughter] >> Wild. Lou, you can move two squares forward into defamation.