What if Super Mario Galaxy was realistic?

Added: 2026-05-05

[00:00:05]Mamma mia! Let's a go!

[00:00:20]This is a better than spaghetti. And this is a place so much more realistic.

[00:00:27]>> Well, not that realistic. Mr. Player, complaining as always? Well, it's just that It doesn't matter. You up for another adventure to save your weird royal situationship?

[00:00:42]>> Absolutely.

[00:00:43]Woohoo! Then let's a go! Oh, yeah. Sure.

[00:00:49]Uh, you're a line. I get it. All good.

[00:00:54]Look at these. These are things can a shoot a me through space. We didn't have a that in the 2D days.

[00:01:03]That's pretty cool. Landings got to hurt though. What?

[00:01:08]>> Well, you just got shot away from that other planet with enough velocity to get out of its gravitational pull. That's rocket-level force.

[00:01:20]Now that you are mentioning it. Uh, sorry. Probably just nitpicking. It's just a jump and run, right? Y- Yeah, but my legs, they never hurt from jumping before.

[00:01:35]Mamma mia, what's a going on?

[00:01:42]Look, Goombas.

[00:01:44]Uh, you need a moment, dude? I'll get them.

[00:01:50]>> [music] [music] >> Ha! See, Mr. Player? Still got it. Weird that the vine grows like that, though.

[00:02:03]What do you mean?

[00:02:04]>> Plants usually grow towards the sun, right? Not another bit of ground.

[00:02:11]>> [crying and screaming] >> What are you doing?

[00:02:19]Come on!

[00:02:24]Mamma mia!

[00:02:26]What are you doing? Me? I don't know how, but your nitpicking is breaking the world. You're somehow making it more realistic.

[00:02:37]>> [snorts] >> That's ridiculous. There's nothing realistic about this. Those planet thingies don't even have atmosphere. You shouldn't be ABLE TO BREAK >> STOP! NO! No more talking. Wow. Rude much? You almost took away MY AIR. ALL RIGHT, CHILL. Maybe if we just make it to the end of the level without breaking the game more and grab the power star from the boss, the level will reset. You know, the way all the enemies respond when you start again. Huh? That the could a work. There. Nothing to worry about. The boss should be right over there, too.

[00:03:16]Then le- let's a go!

[00:03:25]Oh, a jump and run game or a jumping hurts you. No wonder they didn't make it realistic. No!

[00:03:34]PUT ME BACK IN! I'm not done!

[00:03:38]There we go. Now we should be Oh, no.

[00:03:44]Mr. Player, you don't have anything to say about this a black hole right next to us, do you?

[00:03:52]N- No.

[00:03:54]Huh?

[00:03:55]What?

[00:03:56]What about it? Do not ask. Hey!

[00:04:01]You just CAN'T LEAVE ME OUT! You are the boss of this level. Why should we INCLUDE YOU? I STILL [screaming] HAVE FEELINGS!

[00:04:12]IT'S FINE. It's fine. It's just a game.

[00:04:15]The black hole is fine like that. Shouldn't be sucking you in at all.

[00:04:21]Phew! All right, LET'S A FIGHT THEN.

[00:04:25]OH!

[00:04:26]>> [screaming] >> NOW YOU WANT TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME?

[00:04:29]GET CRUSHED!

[00:04:32]HE'S A TOO FAST. I think I got an idea.

[00:04:36]Try to long jump. Long jump? Okay.

[00:04:41]The curvature of an object this small means you can kind of just go into orbit. You can use that to get around him. Wow! Your weird science stuff is useful AFTER ALL.

[00:04:54]AH, [screaming] NO FAIR! I'M TOO HEAVY TO DO THAT!

[00:05:00]BAD LUCK. SO LONG, CHRONO PLANET.

[00:05:04]NO!

[00:05:05]>> [screaming] >> HEEHEE! We did it, Mr. Player. Wow, yeah. I'm glad that worked. You doubted it? Well, this planet thing shouldn't even have the mass to support any sort of gravitational pull powerful enough to hold either of you. They're way too small and not universally elliptical, either. Oh, and obviously they're I really hate that you sometimes use it.

[00:05:30]W- What? Oh, shoot.

[00:05:39]You simply had to nitpick again, didn't you? I'm sorry.

[00:05:48]If we just make it to the end of the level without breaking the game MORE AND GRAB THE POWER STAR from the boss, the level will reset.

[00:06:15]And everything is a back to normal. You were a right, Mr. Player. Getting the star of fixed it.

[00:06:23]Yeah. Although, well, it's not a real star, is it? A real star would be >> One more word AND I'LL CRUSH YOUR HEAD LIKE A GOOMBA.

[00:06:34]OH, UH, YEAH. SORRY.

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[00:07:12]Time to touch [music] grass. Player dude out.

[00:07:19]>> [music]