This heat MIGHT be getting to our heads

Ajouté : 2026-06-04

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[00:00:35]>> I never get bred >> and unable to close her legs to married men. This is Nova.

[00:00:41]>> Close your legs to married men.

[00:00:43]>> Close your legs to married men. Nova, I just touched your finger. Oh, it's really clammy. We're going to get this out of the way now. 10 seconds. It is currently the hottest day the UK has ever had since records began. That is not an exaggeration. It is literally the hottest day since records began. This was not expected. We have not. It is true. That is a fact.

[00:01:04]>> No, no, no. You It might be the hottest like May day. It's not the hottest day ever. That's not true.

[00:01:10]>> Actually, no. That's not the truth.

[00:01:12]Ellen, >> I can't believe you've just interrupted.

[00:01:13]You were like, "Oh, it's going to be 10 seconds." Well, congratulations. You made it 10 minutes.

[00:01:16]>> It would have been if you had been not lying to them.

[00:01:18]>> She's a liar. I don't know what to say.

[00:01:20]We were not expecting this little heat wave. It's only about four or 5 days long. We've not had air conditioning put in yet. We're going to get it in for the summer. At the moment we are just hot and miserable.

[00:01:30]>> Heat wave and that is that tropical heat wave. That's not going to help though, is it? It is humid. It is hot. So it is it is what it is. Do you like how I'm basically wearing like nothing? I'm in my knickknaves and [ __ ] in approximately 18 minutes. They've given us >> they've given us 18 minutes right to do this. There's no spawn today.

[00:01:59]>> Okay.

[00:02:00]>> So, that saved us some time. And I don't know what the math is. I think it's like a minute and a half per second.

[00:02:06]>> Um, so we're going to just get Do you want to just get into it?

[00:02:10]>> Stupid.

[00:02:11]>> Not stupid at all. Do you want to just get into it?

[00:02:13]>> Go on then.

[00:02:13]>> Wow. Close your legs.

[00:02:14]>> We've not introduced ourselves. All the >> I introduced at the beginning.

[00:02:18]>> Wow. So, >> and I said close your legs to married men. Bear is repeating.

[00:02:21]>> It is a faves.

[00:02:22]>> Where? Oh yes, we talk about three things that we currently love and three things that are like sweaty poo poo.

[00:02:29]>> Oh my god. Do you think just for once?

[00:02:33]>> Been doing some of those the last few days. Let me tell you.

[00:02:35]>> [ __ ] Nora.

[00:02:36]>> It's just sweaty everywhere, isn't it?

[00:02:38]>> Get out of my O.

[00:02:44]>> Once I'd like to do an intro where you don't say poo poo like a 5-year-old child. People talk. I don't know what you want from me apart from literally what you just requested.

[00:02:54]I do think this is peeking a little bit.

[00:02:56]Should I just move this maybe a little bit? La.

[00:03:00]>> Well, I think it is customary for me to begin.

[00:03:04]>> Well, I don't need to look it up actually. I've memorized it because I've been waiting patiently in the wings to say this now for a little while. My first fave speech here.

[00:03:14]>> I just want to make a speech here. Yeah.

[00:03:16]>> My first fave Nova is dul.

[00:03:22]>> Yeah.

[00:03:23]>> Oh, what a shame for you. Doulins. What >> should we talk about? Dulins.

[00:03:28]>> Derins. I really struggle saying it.

[00:03:30]>> First of all, how versatile is it?

[00:03:33]Dulins.

[00:03:35]>> I don't know where this came from. This is one of those things where it starts as something and then it slowly becomes more and more bastardized.

[00:03:40]>> I do think Sha has some input in the genesis of this.

[00:03:44]>> Show that [ __ ] Well, okay. Yes and no.

[00:03:46]So, Sha told us this was last year, a couple of years ago. Doulins has been around for a while. Julins.

[00:03:52]>> No, but I feel like she said it all the time.

[00:03:55]>> Well, I'm going to tell the story. No.

[00:03:57]>> Go on then. [ __ ] hell. Fire.

[00:04:00]>> I've only got 45 seconds left.

[00:04:02]>> Well, you should have been talking about doing a sweaty defecation at the beginning.

[00:04:05]>> That's not included in this. This is separate now. Now you got 40.

[00:04:08]>> Shut up. [ __ ] hell. Just going to push the [ __ ] out that plane when we're going to Japan soon.

[00:04:13]>> Going to Japan soon, aren't we? direct massage.

[00:04:15]>> Sh used to work with this one woman and she was apparently real dry. She didn't give a [ __ ] about anyone. And if someone said like, "Oh my god, I've just stubbed my toe or something." She, this woman would literally go all the time. De pan.

[00:04:27]Oh, a shame for you. Doulins doulins.

[00:04:29]It's like darling becomes darling.

[00:04:32]Darlins. Doulins. Doulins. I love it. I just say it all the time. I think it's just really great to add on the end of a sentence to let that person know that you don't really care about what they're saying. There is like a real sarcasm to it, isn't it?

[00:04:44]>> The purpose of doul doul is like oh okay yeah I'm acknowledging what you've just said but like I couldn't give a fat I'm busy doing something or you're just irritating me. I think it's comparable to like bless your heart like >> yeah in >> I'm really happy that it's a thing and it needs to >> category of >> continue being a thing like no earlier on was like oh yeah well you take me I need to go get my prescription from the pharmacy and I'd be like oh it's you know it's a shame for you durans so durans >> okay very good yeah >> yeah I'd like to talk about it I have done >> you literally have >> yeah I think you go forth and use durans especially when it's with someone that you don't really like, like a coworker.

[00:05:26]Oh, I can't get I can't get this day off to go to my sister-in-law's whatever commitment ceremony. Oh, it's a shame for you, Doulins. No, the stomach made a funny noise.

[00:05:34]>> It did. I don't know if it >> What time is it? Quart to 7 though.

[00:05:37]That's good.

[00:05:37]>> Quart to 7. Pretty good for us.

[00:05:39]>> That's good. Can I just out of interest?

[00:05:41]>> Yes.

[00:05:45]That's too loud.

[00:05:47]>> People are always like, "Why don't you turn a fan on when you film?" That's the fan on.

[00:05:50]>> Oh, yeah. There you go. Mind you, I've already done noise removal, but maybe I'll >> Well, I'll I'll leave this bit in.

[00:05:55]>> Leave this bit in.

[00:05:55]>> Leave this bit in. That's what it sounds like.

[00:05:57]>> That's what it sounds like.

[00:05:57]>> It sounds like we're in a wind tunnel.

[00:05:59]Pierce >> a wind.

[00:06:01]>> Your first f please. So, I had a few faves to choose from, but I really struggle with [ __ ] What fave should I go for? Okay, so here we go.

[00:06:08]>> My first fave I feel like is very very topical, very current of the moment, but also just like eternal real eternal fave. Ice.

[00:06:18]Hey Sunny, how about a little ice?

[00:06:21]>> Yes, ma'am. Well, >> Louise was in Eternal, wasn't she?

[00:06:26]>> I [ __ ] love ice. If a drink is supposed to be cold, I want ice in it, apart from wine. I don't want ice and wine.

[00:06:33]>> Never really does like ice.

[00:06:34]>> People are like, "Ice the slice." I'm like, "Yes. Give me the slice of lemon.

[00:06:38]Give me the ice. I want the drink to be mostly ice."

[00:06:42]>> Hey, Sunny, how about a little >> And then just the drink afterwards. Like I just I [ __ ] love ice. It's so refreshing. I can't possibly have a cold drink without ice, especially alcoholic.

[00:06:54]>> It's already been a fave before.

[00:06:56]>> I'm sure I'm sure I've never spoken about it before. I'm going to double check.

[00:06:58]>> Which is also partly why one of my favorite cocktails is a mjito cuz it's just like crushed ice. Like minty rum ice. I just [ __ ] love ice.

[00:07:07]>> Can you stop swearing Nova >> in this drink right here? The sound it makes.

[00:07:14]Love that ice against that glass in a glass. The little clink. So good. Just love it. I like the big ice cubes. I like the little ice cubes. I like crushed ice. Ice isn't on here, but go ahead. Fruit slice was on there once.

[00:07:29]>> Don't think that counts.

[00:07:30]>> I don't know what that is. Tesco festive spiced bun.

[00:07:33]>> You don't like ice in a drink and I do of you for that.

[00:07:37]>> First of all, don't speak on my behalf, please, cuz you don't know me.

[00:07:40]>> You say it dilutes the drink. You don't know me like that, >> fatore.

[00:07:43]>> I don't say it dilutes the drink. That's [ __ ] >> If you're out in like a club or a bar, you won't have ice.

[00:07:47]>> No, not because it dilutes the drink.

[00:07:49]Because bartenders will say this to me if I ask for no ice in a drink. I can see it's because they they like roll their eyes as if I'm trying to get like a stronger drink or something. I don't want my upper lip to be freezing because it's full of ice and I'm holding it and it's like full of ice. If it's hot day, like I've got ice now. If it's a hot day, do >> you not normally use a straw? I always use a straw.

[00:08:12]>> No, they don't. No, >> I just think a straw is fun.

[00:08:15]>> I never thought about using a straw >> like in or out of drag. Like if there's a straw there, I'll have a straw. You know, we could give Nova a giant mjito.

[00:08:23]It could be full of crushed ice, full of booze, a lovely umbrella. She could be topless on on the Riviera somewhere being licked down by Jack Gyllenhaal.

[00:08:32]She still find a reason to be pissy and whiny about something.

[00:08:34]>> I don't think I would.

[00:08:35]>> You [ __ ] would.

[00:08:36]>> Can you stop swearing, Nova? over at the end.

[00:08:39]>> You're upset at the idea of me being happy. That's all this is.

[00:08:43]>> I'm upset at the fact that that will never happen. It's just never going to happen. She whines and Speaking of Well, it's far too hot to cook, Nova, isn't it? Like, let's let's get that out the way. It's far too hot.

[00:08:55]>> Oh, but we've got groceries in that need using up.

[00:08:58]>> Yeah, but it's getting cooler tomorrow.

[00:09:01]>> It is. And also, I'm not I'm not preparing [ __ ] So, what do you think about that then? So, what are you going to do about that?

[00:09:08]>> I think probably sushi is the only acceptable.

[00:09:10]>> I thought that would be a lovely idea.

[00:09:11]>> Take out today.

[00:09:13]>> Basically, I've got her to where I want right now. Ice in a drink.

[00:09:16]>> Lovely.

[00:09:17]>> Eternal fave. Is this burning an eternal fave?

[00:09:24]Hold your hand.

[00:09:26]>> An eternal flame.

[00:09:29]>> Hold your hand. Right. Got 64 seconds.

[00:09:34][ __ ] Okay. My first [ __ ] is you're on social media somewhere. You're on some sort of website and there'll be a little tiny advertisement on the side and you think, "Oh, that's a nice garment."

[00:09:45]>> Oh, he she that's a lovely little garment. Click on it. It'll take you to someing website where all you want to do is look at the product. But no, you have to spin a wheel, get 10% off, put your email address in. I'm sorry, this item is only available on the app. Get the app. Go on the app. Spin the wheel. Do the tomola.

[00:10:06]>> Um um um >> MAGIC >> POO.

[00:10:12]>> I just want to see the [ __ ] product.

[00:10:14]I don't know why it's like you have to go through this maze of like fun fair games and attractions. I don't care if it's 10%. Do you know what? Charge me 10% more. I don't give a fine. I just want to see the top. It's so irritating.

[00:10:27]What did you just say?

[00:10:28]>> I was looking to see because we have a stainless steel cat fountain, but the actual mechanism actually this is a good one. getting the comments. The actual like mechanism of pump is still plastic and it's just annoying because it erodess and it breaks and it's not very good for like the cats. Like stainless steel or ceramic is the way to go. Cat owners, dog owners know. I was googling to try and find one and like one of the top Google results, it was a sponsored result and it was exactly that. You go to the homepage, put in your email for 10% off and spin the wheel and I was just like, "Oh, I am actually having a brain aneurysm. I hate this." We don't need to do that though, do we? With on the table. It's not super necessary.

[00:11:04]I don't know what that's called though.

[00:11:06]What would you call that? It's just a new modality of shopping. I just melted.

[00:11:10]It's a nightmare. I don't want it. Just sell me the product. Stop trying to >> It's because they want to get you on a mailing list.

[00:11:16]>> Well, of course they do. Well, obviously they're not having it.

[00:11:19]>> Well, that's what they want. And a lot of these sites will probably sell them on as well. Do you remember way back in the day when it was like you'd need to sign up for something with an email address and it was always big mamaol.com always?

[00:11:31]>> What are you talking about?

[00:11:33]>> Was would be the email address I would use to sign up.

[00:11:36]>> Well, how am I supposed to remember what you used to do? Cuz you said that as if like, oh, everybody has this shared personal >> memory. We all did it. Big mama. We all No, it wasn't cool. We were all doing that.

[00:11:47]>> We were all doing it in the8s.

[00:11:49]>> That is not a thing.

[00:11:50]>> We were all doing it. Big Mama at aol.com.

[00:11:52]>> Who's we?

[00:11:54]>> That's probably just me.

[00:11:55]>> I I had a drink with lunch.

[00:11:56]>> I had a drink with lunch. Oh. Uh, your [ __ ] Is it? We're racing through this.

[00:12:01]>> Yeah. There's only 10 seconds left to film.

[00:12:05]>> [ __ ] >> I'm I'm taking a leaf out of your book here. I'm doing like an old person thing. And I don't really have a lot to say about this cuz I just don't understand it. So maybe you could fill in some gaps. I don't know. Instagram instance.

[00:12:22]What is it?

[00:12:23]>> What is that transvestite of the bride?

[00:12:25]>> Why is it there? I don't want it. It's taking up space in the lower right corner of my >> puss.

[00:12:33]>> I think it's the inbox on Instagram and I've clicked on. It's like lots of little photos and people just kind of like putting up photos of themselves that could have been in a story or on their grid, but no, it's just in this new place. What? Why? What are we doing?

[00:12:47]I don't want another place to see selfies of people.

[00:12:51]>> Would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister's going to jail.

[00:12:54]>> I don't get it. I know the moment's past and cuz it's like 30°, you know, we're really really snipping. But I don't think I do old person stuff.

[00:13:11]>> I don't think that's true at all. I really resent that just cuz I can't just cuz I don't understand what the cloud is.

[00:13:18]>> What's what I don't even know what you're talking about. An instant what that is. Well, look, I've got a clue. I I tend to live in in the sort of, you know, the the moment. Can we have an impression of a duster?

[00:13:30]If you go on to Instagram, the real world, and then go on to your DM, this here. What's that? What? What? What?

[00:13:38]What is What? Oh, do one. Go on.

[00:13:41]>> But I don't Yeah, go on. it.

[00:13:46]My makeup looks so weird today, but I >> What does that mean? Is it there? Has it gone out into the ether? Is have we done an instant or have I got rid of it? I don't understand.

[00:13:54]>> It gets to a point though, doesn't it?

[00:13:56]Like where you just don't bother looking at it. Just who cares?

[00:13:59]>> But it's it's like there taunting me and I would rather it just went away.

[00:14:03]>> Just delete your Instagram.

[00:14:05]>> No, I like Instagram. Do you?

[00:14:06]>> I hope he does like Instagram. Although I do, you know, the day the day you chose your Instagram handle, we could have had a 5minute discussion about it, couldn't we? It's Nova Bish.

[00:14:15]>> Oh, it is as well.

[00:14:17]>> It really was.

[00:14:18]>> Well, why have I never seen that?

[00:14:21]>> Where's the chair? Oh, >> you got >> Yes, the chair.

[00:14:25]>> Oh my god, I got a notification from Instagram. Is it an instant Nova and others shared instance?

[00:14:31]>> Oh my god.

[00:14:32]>> Well, why have I never seen that before?

[00:14:34]Oh, that's ugly. Oh, get rid of it. OH MY GOD.

[00:14:38]>> How long does it stay there for?

[00:14:39]>> I'm going to reply to your instant with the word no. Done it.

[00:14:42]>> Fiona.

[00:14:43]>> Oh my god. Look at that woman putting on fisting gloves.

[00:14:46]>> Um, what is it? Fave. Is it? Okay. My next fave is something I have wanted to talk about since like February now and over.

[00:14:54]>> Oh.

[00:14:55]>> Or something.

[00:14:56]>> Well, I've had several faves since February.

[00:14:58]>> Yeah. But we had to finish We had to finish it before I could talk about it.

[00:15:01]>> Oh.

[00:15:02]>> And it's a Korean television program.

[00:15:04]The official title of the program is is His Principled Marin.

[00:15:09]M A R N. There's a show. Okay. We we've spoken about the boyfriend, the Netflix show. It's like a Japanese gay boy dating show. And when that ended, Autumn was like, what a show. Can I just >> Well, no, she didn't say that. She said, you know, there's a Korean version sort of where they're in a house and they're sort of like they go on dates and they do cute little dates and stuff. It's called his man, which because Autumn suggested it, we made the joke it was.

[00:15:36]It's called his principle. He's a good man, but he's a principled man.

[00:15:41]>> But he's a principled man.

[00:15:42]>> I He is that.

[00:15:44]>> So, the show was referred to in our household as principled man, which became principled Marin.

[00:15:49]>> Marin. Principled.

[00:15:51]>> Also, it's terrible. It's really not good at all. It's very >> Season two.

[00:15:57]>> Season two is the best one. Season 2 is good >> cuz there was there was some romance.

[00:16:01]Every other season there's been no romance whatsoever and it's so boring but I love it.

[00:16:07]It's shocking [ __ ] honestly. It's almost puritanical.

[00:16:10]>> If you have seen The Boyfriend but haven't seen this and are curious, it's a very similar setup. The main differences are there is no commentary.

[00:16:19]>> No commentary.

[00:16:20]>> It is set over a week, not several months.

[00:16:24]>> Yeah. which is you can tell like there's such a difference in budget which it results in there being like no romance but otherwise it's a very very similar idea.

[00:16:35]There's four seasons and season 4 >> sucks butt.

[00:16:40]>> There was a whole big drama where they shot the entire season and then a cast member had some sort of >> criminal rap.

[00:16:50]>> Yeah. Some sort of allegation or police activity. criminal thing happened to them. So, they said to the cast, >> "Okay, go home.

[00:16:58]>> We're going to scrap that entire week and start again. You can either join us or leave." But then, like, you can tell the producers didn't really know if they wanted to acknowledge the fact that this was like a re-shoot or not. Because the first episode when they're all introducing each other, they're kind of trying to make out like it's the first time they've met, >> pretending they don't know each other >> and they've already hung out for an entire week together >> and halfway through the season, they they all admit that they know each other. It's It's probably the worst television I've ever seen.

[00:17:26]>> And it's because >> there's like drama from a series that we haven't seen amongst these people that >> I know that it's so [ __ ] It's like the opposite of porn. It's like the opposite.

[00:17:37]>> Show that.

[00:17:37]>> Like if porn is like the most explicit thing, this is like a white box.

[00:17:42]>> A white box >> with like these these boys in this box and they're just sort of like not doing anything.

[00:17:47]>> That's someone's fetish.

[00:17:49]>> Okay.

[00:17:51]But, you know, for for months and months, we watched all four seasons of this and I'd have a lovely nettle tea of an evening. It >> was a nice routine.

[00:17:58]>> It was a nice routine and it was so boring, >> but it was still very sweet.

[00:18:03]>> His principal barn if you want if you want to give it a go. Like the second season is good.

[00:18:08]>> It's not very weird.

[00:18:11]>> Accessible on streaming services. So, you you need to just have a little >> It's on Daily Motion. Someone's put on Daily Motion though.

[00:18:17]>> Yeah.

[00:18:18]>> All right then. Go on then.

[00:18:19]>> What is it? Fave.

[00:18:20]>> Yes.

[00:18:21]My next fave is something that we have just started watching um several decades after it first aired.

[00:18:34]You pig and that is Footballers Wives.

[00:18:38]Oh my god.

[00:18:38]>> I don't know why this was like never really on my radar. It was always like on my >> puss >> periphery. I never watched it. I probably I might have been too young to watch it. I don't know. I haven't done the maths. but have never had any interest. And why did we even start watching it?

[00:18:52]>> Um Autumn was around, wasn't she? And we started talking about um trashy TV and then I think one of us just brought it up and I was like, "Oh my god, we should watch an episode later on >> cuz that's on streaming."

[00:19:02]>> It's on ITVX.

[00:19:03]>> It's on ITVX and it is dreadful. But I am so obsessed. This is a soap opera sort of >> about footballers wives in the UK and like their husbands and I just feel like it's such trash. The acting is so bad.

[00:19:22]The editing is so bad. The story lines are so absurd and I love it. It's really addictive. It's like the closest thing I think we have to like a tel nolla.

[00:19:32]>> Yeah, it it's it's appalling. the the episodes count is not as high as like a proper soap opera or tel nolla, but it's not a drama. It definitely feels more like a soap. I think >> it's literally like >> dog eggs into the woodland canopy.

[00:19:46]>> Shard, the character of Shardonnay, who just sort of like lulls around this house, but she's Oh, wax my fanny for you, Kyle.

[00:19:54]What? What? And then, oh, Kyle's mom can't leave the house. She's I She's agorophobic or what? She doesn't leave the house ever. There is a story line at the moment where one of the wives's husband is a total manhore and is sleeping around and she knows this but like she can't really do anything about it. She's not going to divorce him. And he has slept with one of the other wives sisters, but more importantly has slept with one of the other wives mother-in-law and has got her pregnant.

[00:20:27]It's just such outrageous.

[00:20:32]I'm so excited to see her this day.

[00:20:33]>> The woman he's got pregnant. Oh my god.

[00:20:36]It's everything about it is so terrible.

[00:20:37]I mean, I'm sure it will probably be her her last fertile window given her advanced age anyway. But also, she takes a pregnancy test like the next day. It's like not even 24 hours.

[00:20:48]>> I ain't find nothing yet.

[00:20:49]>> And she's taking a pregnancy test, which I don't even know whether that would that would show anything. But you would have no reason to want to take a pregnancy test that Oh my god.

[00:20:58]>> Chardonnay isn't pregnant.

[00:21:01]>> I am.

[00:21:03]>> Oh my god.

[00:21:04]>> It's just the factual inaccuracies in this show are rife. It is full of plot holes. I'm not exaggerating when I say it is the most appalling acting you have ever seen. And this was prime time.

[00:21:17]Frank What year is it like 2002? Something like that.

[00:21:31]>> Yeah, it's >> and the fashions are >> incredible. The the pointy >> interior design and decor is incredible.

[00:21:41]>> Okay.

[00:21:42]>> Really, really top-notch stuff. So, yeah, I'm really enjoying that. Really invested, quite obsessed. And there's quite a lot of like celebrity cameos that come into it later on. Katie Price is in it. Katie Price is in it. Yeah.

[00:21:54]>> You must have a bucket.

[00:21:56]>> It's [ __ ] pants. But you know what? I love it. If No, when I love one thing, it's going to be watching a terrible piece of television. Beautiful television.

[00:22:05]>> Beautiful piece of television.

[00:22:07]>> This chair keeps farting.

[00:22:08]>> Does, doesn't it?

[00:22:12]>> My next [ __ ] is Stephanie McMahon. Have you not done this one already?

[00:22:17]>> What a >> I don't think so. Should have checked.

[00:22:20]>> I think you've spoken about this.

[00:22:22]>> No, never. Give me a moment, please.

[00:22:23]Nova, quiet in the studio. QUIET, PLEASE.

[00:22:27]>> [ __ ] SHUT UP.

[00:22:29]>> NOPE, NOT ON THERE.

[00:22:30]>> You've spoken about this before.

[00:22:32]>> No, I know. I spoke to you about it at that party. That's not That's not online, though. I spoke to you about this at a party, you and I.

[00:22:38]>> Swear to God, sometimes I wish I were a lesbian. cornered over at a party and I was like, I'm going to talk >> it online >> going to talk to you. The long and short of it is that there was once upon a time a wrestler called China. She was my fave. She was the first woman in the Royal Rumble. She was the I think to this day the only woman to be intercontinental champion. She was the best as like a little queer boy. I loved that she was like a woman who was like kicking all the men's asses. There was just something so great about her. She was kind of very I mean she wasn't trans or anything but the fact that she was occupying like in all these men's spaces I don't know. I just thought she was the bees. Anyway, she was dating Triple H.

[00:23:16]Triple H had an affair with the daughter of the company Stephanie McMahon. This is this is still a touchy subject to this day.

[00:23:23]>> I did not have a thing.

[00:23:24]>> China very sadly passed away 10 years ago actually. I think it was. And people have been suggesting that she should be in the WWE Hall of Fame because she was a trailblazer. She was the best. And they won't put her in on her own because she did porn at some point. She did a bunch of pornos.

[00:23:41]>> Wiggle it. Wiggle it for the judges.

[00:23:42]Baby [ __ ] >> Give a So on the anniversary of her death, the 10year anniversary of her death, Stephanie McMahon put herself into the Hall of Fame.

[00:23:57]That is so shocking.

[00:23:59]>> I honestly like [ __ ] her. Do you know what I tweeted Nova? I don't tweet. I don't tweet. I just don't do it. You do it. Nova doesn't stop. By the way, someone's needs to stop her. But I tweeted I You know what I said?

[00:24:12]>> What did you say? [ __ ] Stephanie McMahon.

[00:24:14]>> I said, "Fuck Stephanie McMahon. [ __ ] her." She took ch took she took that she like herself in there.

[00:24:21]>> Yeah, cuz she's like the head of the company.

[00:24:23]>> How embarrassing. First, >> I mean to be to be fair, she's she's probably a dick for a whole bunch of other reasons. Her father, Vince McMahon, is predatory, billionaire, MAGA, just awful all around. Like, no redeeming features. Billionaire. Oh, for sure. Billionaire. Are you kidding? So, Stephanie McMahon, I'm sure in defense of her father is also a piece of [ __ ] for a number of other reasons. But you know what? Nova, >> [ __ ] Stephanie McMahon.

[00:24:46]>> [ __ ] him.

[00:24:48]>> All right.

[00:24:48]>> That whole family shove up their ass and China should be in the Hall of Fame.

[00:24:52]There's my There's my moment. I don't disagree.

[00:24:54]>> Thank you. It's not as warm in here as I thought it was going to be.

[00:24:57]>> No, then it is getting warmer.

[00:24:58]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Okay. I don't know if I've had this before or not. I don't think I have.

[00:25:03]>> Integrity.

[00:25:03]>> Sure.

[00:25:04]>> HI.

[00:25:08]>> But because I feel like this happens every year cuz we've had like a few nice days in the UK. Obviously, the masses flock to the beach >> and the state it is left in afterwards is just horrific.

[00:25:24]>> Have there been recent photographs?

[00:25:26]>> There have been. I don't have >> Don't make me look it up.

[00:25:29]>> Just trash everywhere. I think this is a very British thing. I don't know if this is tell me in the comments if this is like as socially acceptable where you are in the world. But in the UK, I feel like a lot of people were just never taught not to litter or they just don't care. Litter is a real problem in the UK. People just don't care. They just chuck their trash on the ground wherever. What? I think there is a big problem in Bournemouth where our council for whatever reason consistently underinvests in the waste and bins down by the beach every single year and you always see pictures of these bins overflowing and I think that is a problem. However, >> the bins >> if that's overflowing then you just take it with you.

[00:26:15]>> You don't then leave your trash on the beach.

[00:26:17]>> That's what gets me.

[00:26:18]>> You just take it with you. put it in a bag and you take it with you. I don't I can't comprehend it >> because people are entitled. They think that someone else can [ __ ] do it.

[00:26:27]They're lazy. They're entitled. These people, you know, will be the sort of people that will then blame immigrants for ruining the country. But they're the ones that don't give a flying [ __ ] about putting in the tiniest modicum of effort to take your [ __ ] litter home cuz they're animal. They're animals. Can you stop swearing, Nova? People are animals, Nova. And if a bin is overflowing, don't just add to the pile. Just take it with you. I don't I I can't.

[00:26:56]>> People would know. People don't because they think, "Oh, I paid taxes, therefore everything should be done for me."

[00:27:01]>> I agree. I agree. There should be more bins and I agree they should be emptied more regularly. Absolutely. But the answer is not just to leave your [ __ ] wherever you want. That is not That is not the answer. Have some responsibility.

[00:27:14]>> Take some responsibility.

[00:27:15]>> You [ __ ] me, Mara. We have like awardw winning beaches local to us. Some of the best beaches in the entire country.

[00:27:23]>> What the does it take to win an award?

[00:27:25]>> And they look horrendous in like heat waves like this. They look awful because of the trash people leave behind. Just a British thing. You see trash all over the place.

[00:27:34]>> Yeah, it's it's it's really it is really really shocking. It gets to a point where it's like I don't I don't want to interact with any person ever. Like I don't want I don't because >> go home Gale. The sheer number of people that are selfish dicks outweigh people who are like decent.

[00:27:52]>> Oh yeah.

[00:27:52]>> Like by a huge number. I I don't I just don't think people are fundamentally good. I think people are just evil.

[00:27:58]Humans are just selfish [ __ ] Nova.

[00:28:01]>> Oh, it's over for the human race. Oh, it's [ __ ] over. Do you know what? At this point, it's over. Why don't we just go like do hard drugs, Nova?

[00:28:08]>> Please help me. I'm going insane. Oh, I don't know if that's where that was going.

[00:28:13]>> Not in this heat. Sushi, though. Sushi.

[00:28:16]Yeah, >> I'm going to get that tempura.

[00:28:19]>> Last fave.

[00:28:20]>> Last fave. We're here. We've done it.

[00:28:22]>> Hey, voicemail. Someone's left me a voicemail.

[00:28:26]>> Who is it?

[00:28:26]>> When was the last time someone left you a voice? Oh, I bet it was my grandmother.

[00:28:30]>> She probably wants to know chairs. Yeah.

[00:28:32]>> A chairs. What?

[00:28:34]>> She always asks about the dining chairs, don't she?

[00:28:36]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:28:36]>> Were you expecting a call from her?

[00:28:38]>> No, of course I am.

[00:28:40]>> Um, my final fave is, do I remember?

[00:28:44]Rocket. Oh my god.

[00:28:46]>> As in the herb.

[00:28:47]>> As in the Is it a herb >> or is it a salad?

[00:28:50]>> Let's talk about that. It's a leaf.

[00:28:51]>> Salad.

[00:28:52]>> The water bed.

[00:28:53]>> I think it's a salad option. It's a leaf. So therefore, it's what?

[00:28:56]Vegetable.

[00:28:58]>> Salad.

[00:28:59]>> Is salad not vegetable?

[00:29:01]>> No.

[00:29:01]>> Why not?

[00:29:02]>> Salad's a leaf.

[00:29:03]>> Leaf isn't a vegetable.

[00:29:04]>> No.

[00:29:06]>> I think it might be vegetable. I think I read somewhere that there is no actual real >> Can I ask my phone a question?

[00:29:14]>> Can you?

[00:29:15]>> Well, I don't know. How do you >> I think I read somewhere that there's no actual scientific difference between a vegetable and a fruit. They are pretty much the same thing. I think it's just more >> It's a culinary thing.

[00:29:25]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:29:26]>> I've never known a party that wasn't improved with really good [ __ ] No.

[00:29:29]>> How do people ask?

[00:29:30]>> I think a vegetable or a fruit has to have seeds.

[00:29:32]>> How do I ask your phone a question?

[00:29:37]What?

[00:29:39]People do that, don't they? I see people doing that.

[00:29:48]>> Stop trying to use my card.

[00:29:49]>> You hold down a button, but I can't remember which one.

[00:29:52]>> Does do app store? No, I don't want to do it.

[00:29:59]>> What was the question? Is kale.

[00:30:02]>> Is rocket >> rocket is rocket a vegetables? Let's get in the comments cuz I don't know how to find out that answer. What do you do?

[00:30:07]Call Alan Titchmar.

[00:30:10]I love Rocket. Rocket. I don't think there are many sandwiches that can't be improved with Rocket. It's like a very very peppery tasting leaf with sort of little tendrils on the leaf. And I think that if you put it like with it pairs very well with like salty like a BLT, the saltiness of bacon >> food it's nice with >> or seafood or anything like beef. If I'm going to go for a leaf, it's going to be rocket. Like a nice piece of sharp cheese. Bit of rocket. Peppery rocket in there. Forget it. It's over for lunch.

[00:30:42]I'm not a huge fan of rocket nowadays because I think I overdid it a few years ago and I went through like a real rocket phase.

[00:30:52]And now I'm kind of like I need it like in really small doses. Too much and it's too much. I really like it. I'm going to put I'm going to put it out there. This year is going to be the year of rocket for me.

[00:31:06]I think said it. Laugh please. Your turn. Fave. Is it?

[00:31:09]>> Yeah. Won't be as good as rocket.

[00:31:12]>> This is just a fave for right now. I guess also kind of like an eternal fave.

[00:31:20]>> Hold your hand. But like just really really something I'm enjoying currently.

[00:31:25]Kylie Manoke.

[00:31:28]Kylie >> has renaissance after renaissance, doesn't she? She does, >> doesn't she? Well, we have just watched the Netflix.

[00:31:36]>> So, she's just put out a threepart Netflix documentary about her career, about her life. And there's a lot of Kylie songs that I really, really enjoy, but I would never consider myself to be like a Kylie Stan. I don't think I've ever bought like an album, like a physical album of hers. But then watching this documentary really made me appreciate her even more in like and some of her other music in like a way that I've not really thought about before. And I've been listening to some of her older stuff today, stuff that like I've not ever heard before and it's so good. And then I went back and listened to her most recent album, Tension 2, and most of that is so good as well. I just think Kylie is great.

[00:32:17]She's just like charisma personified. I think she's also a little bit underrated. Obviously, she's like one of the most globally successful pop stars in the world. So, I think that's kind of like a weird thing to say, but I don't think many people would necessarily put Kylie up with like Britney or Lady Gaga or Sher. Do you know what I mean? Like, I think people maybe don't see her as quite as talented.

[00:32:40]>> I do think you have a point there.

[00:32:41]>> I think longevity.

[00:32:44]>> I think people don't appreciate her artistry. I think maybe what she might lack in talent, she makes up for in taste, artistry, and hard work. Like she works so hard.

[00:33:05]>> I just Yeah. Kylie Manog Faith. What an absolute babe. Do >> you know we were at a really boring party? Oh god, it was dry. Um, it was your sister's housewarming.

[00:33:16]>> My mom and dad.

[00:33:17]>> When I first met you, I didn't like you >> and I was looking around and people were just playing with their thumbs, person in the corner masturbating. It was so boring. Just something to do basically.

[00:33:31]And I was like, "Oh." When we went around and I said, "What's everyone's favorite Kylie [ __ ] song? Do you remember this?" And it was so interesting because everyone really sort of like locked into the task. everyone had a different answer, but also everyone was really excited to kind of consider what their favorite was. So, it's like everyone liked her, but maybe didn't quite realize how much >> people don't realize maybe, but how much?

[00:33:54]>> Always been there.

[00:33:55]>> People take it for granted, maybe.

[00:33:59]>> The temperature is fine. She's very nasal, isn't she?

[00:34:02]>> What's your favorite Kylie song? And I believe in you.

[00:34:10]>> All the boys.

[00:34:12]>> I hate that one. That sounded >> like Kylie >> tune for you.

[00:34:16]>> Not Kylie. Maybe Danny.

[00:34:18]>> I hate that one. My favorite is Get Out of My Way.

[00:34:20]>> That's a great one.

[00:34:21]>> Classic or Confide in Me.

[00:34:23]>> I struggle to think of a favorite. I really do like Slow.

[00:34:26]>> Oh, bad choice.

[00:34:27]>> And I like Redbooded Woman.

[00:34:28]>> Classic. Sexize. Sex exercise.

[00:34:30]>> Wow. Wow. Was great.

[00:34:32]>> Wow is a great one. Two two hearts is great. There's like a lot.

[00:34:35]>> I really like chocolate as well.

[00:34:37]>> Yeah, that's a good one.

[00:34:38]>> I think chocolate's a really underrated one.

[00:34:40]>> Yeah.

[00:34:41]>> If it were liquid, it would drown me.

[00:34:46]>> People ask their phones questions. What are they ask like? Who are they asking?

[00:34:50]>> Siri.

[00:34:50]>> Okay. Do you know what my last [ __ ] is? Do you remember when I did like in scripts in movies when people need a time reference like a time frame? So, they'll just throw out six months. Do you remember that one? Yeah, >> it's been 6 months.

[00:35:03]>> 6 months ago.

[00:35:04]>> 6 months ago.

[00:35:04]>> 6 months ago.

[00:35:05]>> 6 months ago.

[00:35:06]>> 6 months ago.

[00:35:07]>> I think it's irritating. I'm just going to interrupt you if you can hear bird song cuz we've got the door open. Shush.

[00:35:11]>> That's nice. I think it's sweet. No one cares. Um, few people sent me DMs afterwards to be like, I've just seen 6 months in something. And I'm like, thank you. By the way, also the squeaky door sound effects is another thing that really irks me to rever.

[00:35:36]This is something that is a really really bizarre phenomenon and it's when a TV show or a movie will have a segment in it with a news reader reading the news and in a lot of instances I don't know if this is the case in like American productions but in the UK if we have a segment in a in a movie that requires a news segment it's often done by an actual news reader like a real news reader because it's just quick and easy to be like, "Right, we're going to hire the BBC breakfast studio or whatever and we'll get Jenny Frost or whatever to just do a segment."

[00:36:07]>> I'm so pale.

[00:36:09]>> You're on.

[00:36:11]>> Like in Jurassic World, there was a bit that was done in like a BBC studio or I don't know, 28 Days Later or whatever.

[00:36:19]>> The man who stood up to the invaders on behalf of us all. Now, as rumors intensify that he may be in line for an honorary knighthood, Chap Robertson spoke to me from his home in the United States. But there is something about you get a news reader to sit in front of a teleprompter for something fictional when all of a sudden they don't read it the way that they would normally. Boooo.

[00:36:42]And it pisses me off because like you've been hired to to do an authentic like news cuz when you know when when a news reader will like look at the teleprompt and they'll do it and there's a certain cadence isn't there. A local man caught fishing in the river without his knickers has been given a suspended sentence. It's just I wonder what that story is and I've got no idea. What did I just say?

[00:37:04]Local fisherman >> untreated sewage >> condoms. They will add a certain level of cheese. That's not what the the the the segment is calling for. We want someone to read the news in the way that is realistic. You don't have to add on.

[00:37:18]>> Have you got an example?

[00:37:19]>> Dramatic cheese. I'll find you an example cuz I've never noticed this, but you notice weird things. You will.

[00:37:25]>> The Cross Rail is the biggest construction project in Europe.

[00:37:28]>> WHAT THE [ __ ] IS THAT?

[00:37:29]>> I'M TELLING you now, the next time you watch something with a a news reader doing a fictional piece, they'll be doing it in such a hammy such a hammy way. Okay, so Noah and I were watching something the other day which had one of these newsreader segments in it. And that was the kind of impetus for me to write this down and talk about this in this segment because I was like, okay, even though I now can't remember what that show was or what that segment was, there are two really prime examples of this that I'm thinking of. So I went back to check what those two examples were. And in both instances, the news readader was Hugh Edwards. So I'm not going to include those clips here. Um, and if you're not from the UK, it's because The teleprompter is there. Just read it.

[00:38:11]Like, don't add an extra level of you're you're not selling it to me. These fake news readers, you're not selling it to me. That's what it is. That's the That's the bit. Hammy fake news readers.

[00:38:22]Underline it. Put it in your pipe and smoke it and get out of my Over.

[00:38:28]Get out of my way. Get out of my way.

[00:38:32]Got no more to say. My last [ __ ] is all of these new reality competition TV shows that have come out in the last two or three years trying to rip off the traitors. Oh yeah, I can't even load it.

[00:38:48]>> They're so disposable. There's so many of them across a bunch of different networks.

[00:38:54]>> But it's so transparent. that it will be some kind of like murder mystery cludoesque type vibe about it.

[00:39:03]>> Why has mom got a knife in her handbag only on five?

[00:39:06]>> Laced with deceit and treachery.

[00:39:08]>> Yes, there's always like mystery, lying, there's a cash prize, >> there's there's stabbing people in the back. Um you don't know if you're if you've got like an ally or an enemy in the game. You got to work together but also against each other. There's so many tropes. I think every single one fail because you just cannot replicate the formula that Traitors has. A without it being so transparent what you're doing and b it's just such like a lightning in a bottle formula. I just think it can't be imitated.

[00:39:37]>> Come up with something else. There's a new one that's just about to start and I think I saw on social media that it's already flopping. I think it's had one episode. They've dumped the first three on streaming and it's already flopping.

[00:39:47]Is is it like Danny Dyier or something?

[00:39:49]Is is is >> Yeah. Uh, >> so Emily attack, you think it's clever due to slag not for fishing?

[00:39:55]>> That was probably advertised on ITV when we were watching football, but it's already doing really poorly.

[00:39:59]>> Shocking [ __ ] >> There was one that we saw with like a bunch of briefcases in like a holiday villa thing, which is also dreadful.

[00:40:07]There's just so many of them. And it's like, I understand that the Traers is successful and these networks want a piece of that pie >> baked in a buttery crispy flight.

[00:40:18]>> How about you just come up with something else? I'll have a piece of your pie.

[00:40:21]>> Oh, it's just really transparent and it's clearly not what people want, so stop.

[00:40:26]>> It is such a weird aspect of the way people work or that if something is successful, I guess Eurovision was a was an example of this. If something wins or something successful, people try and then emulate it, but it's only ever going to pale in comparison. You're trying to copy something. And if people watch your version, it will make them want to watch the original one. So it's a fool's errand. There's no point in doing it.

[00:40:52]>> It's almost impossible. It's very very difficult to copy something and make it better in that sense.

[00:40:58]>> There must be I wonder if there is an example. Can we get in the comments an example of something that was ripped off but improved?

[00:41:04]>> Very difficult to do.

[00:41:06]>> Impossible.

[00:41:07]>> No, I'd like to thank you for coming to set today.

[00:41:09]>> Thanks for having me.

[00:41:10]>> This has been not actually as hot as I thought. My upper lip remains dry.

[00:41:14]>> Well, because we've only this is the only video that we filmed so far. Yeah, >> we've got the back door open.

[00:41:21]>> Wearing quite easy clothes.

[00:41:23]>> Yeah, but they're very professional people, I think. Although you wouldn't stop swearing at the beginning. The bleep is going to be off the >> I don't know if we are professional.

[00:41:29]>> Yeah, I am. Speak for yourself. Oh, I haven't put nails on.

[00:41:33]>> It's not good enough.

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[00:42:58]Oh, great. That was love. I was really good. You sounded a bit horsearo.

[00:43:03]>> I don't think I did.

[00:43:04]>> If anything. Yeah. What did you sound like?

[00:43:06]>> Really nice and feminine and delicate.

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[00:43:36]People ask their phones questions. Do you remember, by the way, classic bit?

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[00:43:54]How's it Valkyrie and Jack Muddit, but we're over the M bit now.

[00:43:59]>> Oh, thank God.

[00:44:00]>> Yeah. Oh, thank God.

[00:44:02]>> Go on, get up. Let me watch you walk away.

[00:44:06]>> Look at that ass.

[00:44:11]Just like a legendary creature.

[00:44:15]Legendary creature.