He Picks on a Kid… Big Mistake | Kung Fu Hustle

Added: 2026-05-08

[00:00:10]Who do I do? My boss.

[00:00:15]>> Have a seat.

[00:00:27]There. That's 50 cents.

[00:00:30]Are you kidding?

[00:00:31]>> A perfect little trim. It's too stylish.

[00:00:35]>> Makes him look way too slick.

[00:00:38]Like a fruit cake.

[00:00:47]>> Don't get all worked up, boss. He's an old buddy. Let me handle this.

[00:00:52]>> He's the boss of the notorious axe gang.

[00:00:54]See the tattoos on him? We're killers.

[00:00:56]Chief command, respect should look like they come from the gutter. Got that?

[00:00:59]>> No, of course not. You're an idiot. But I like you. So, uh, give me what's in the till and we'll call it even.

[00:01:06]>> Nuh-uh.

[00:01:09]>> Whoa. Hold the axes, boss. He's about to see the light.

[00:01:15]>> Look, kid. I'm on your side. I'd hate to see your face get pushed in. So, how about we settle for a little less? Let's make it enough for a couple of drinks.

[00:01:23]>> Aha. So, your thing is extortion.

[00:01:27]Hey, boss.

[00:01:29]What? Your highness.

[00:01:34][snorts] >> Oh, he always does that right before he butchers someone.

[00:01:38]>> He's thinking about the crulest way to do it.

[00:01:40]>> I am not afraid. You may kill me, but thousands marbles spring up in my place.

[00:01:51]>> You out there, if you want to wake the lord of the axe gang, you're welcome to take a step forward.

[00:01:58]Oh, so you want to be annihilated. All right, you all know the rules. It's one at a time, and I don't want to see anyone trying to cheat. You, the argu lady, come here.

[00:02:12]>> Uh-huh. You think you're so tough? I'll tell you what. You take the first crack.

[00:02:16]Put it right here.

[00:02:21]>> Do you lift weights?

[00:02:23]>> No, honey. I raise cattle. Lucky for you, you're important to the economy.

[00:02:26]Now get back in line.

[00:02:28]>> Not case.

[00:02:30]>> What? You wet your mouth. Thank your stars. You're a woman otherwise you with your mouth hanging open. Yeah, you shrimp. You look like you could use some sense knocked into your head. You want to try?

[00:02:43]Okay. If there's one thing that really bugs the hell out of me, it's cheating.

[00:02:48]Sit.

[00:02:52]Yeah, with glasses. You look mean enough. Come here.

[00:02:57]Whoa, whoa, Back off. Whoever asked you, I was pointing at him over there. You karate kid. You look okay. Let's see what you got.

[00:03:07]No, I don't give lessons. What? This can't be true. Not one of you is worth the effort. You'd all be dead before I even touched you.

[00:03:17]>> That's the one who tried to blackmail me.

[00:03:20]So, fat woman, are you the boss around here or what?

[00:03:24]>> Fat woman, my ass.

[00:03:26]>> Hey, I'm with the axe gang.

[00:03:28]>> Axe gang, my ass.

[00:03:29]>> What?

[00:03:30]>> Boss, my ass.

[00:03:32]>> I will sue you for this.

[00:03:33]>> Sony, my ass.

[00:03:34]>> How about A DATE?

[00:03:34]>> SNAKE, MY ASS.

[00:03:37]>> A snake.

[00:03:38]>> SNAKE, MY [screaming] ASS.

[00:03:40]>> YOU just wait. I will call for backup.

[00:03:43]>> Like anybody would back you up, you nick witch. I can hardly wait.

[00:03:49]My forces are waiting. This will be the signal to charge.

[00:03:54]They will kick your ass. You might as well go buy yourself a coffin.

[00:04:02][music] [music] Pull through the firecracker.

[00:04:15][music] Thanks for coming, brother. She did.

[00:04:28][music] What are you all ging at? It's going to rain. Go get your laundry off the line.

[00:04:49]>> YOU are you trying to blackmail me as well?

[00:05:06]Just forget it.

[00:05:17]Uh-huh.

[00:05:44]How did I get in this barrel? Does anybody know my back? It's broken again. [music] Call again.

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