Educational Edition: Lure of the Islands (1942) – Film Facts | Adventure | Romance | Live Chat

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[00:00:17]Hello and welcome to Chipsy Jay Replay.

[00:00:20]Grab your popcorn and settle in. Enjoy the show.

[00:00:42]No, I'm sorry, but Gilbert won't be able to play with you boys till later this afternoon.

[00:00:49]>> He's doing some work for me.

[00:00:53]>> Springs.

[00:00:55]I hope I never see another spring as long as I live.

[00:01:00]>> So, you never want to SEE ANOTHER SPRING, EH? OKAY, MISTER. I'll fix it SO YOU GET THAT WISH. WHO? Who are you?

[00:01:10]The name's Coily. Coily the spring spike, they call me. I heard your wish and well, you're going to get it. No more springs for you from now on.

[00:01:48]No springs.

[00:02:06]No springs.

[00:02:23]No springs.

[00:02:45]Hey, the door.

[00:02:55]No springs.

[00:03:12]No springs, my friend. No springs.

[00:03:36]No springs.

[00:03:39]Oh gee, Kylie, I didn't realize what I was wishing. I'm sorry for everything I said. Can't we call the whole thing off?

[00:03:47]Isn't there anything I can do? Please let me take back my wish.

[00:03:52]>> Well, okay. I'LL DO IT JUST THIS ONCE. BUT NEXT TIME, BE CAREFUL. Don't ever make that wish again.

[00:04:35]You see fellows, the scientific principle of a spring is to absorb energy and then to release it. That's all there is to it.

[00:04:48]Too bad, Joe. Yeah.

[00:05:11]Nice shot.

[00:05:13]Yes, it was. But if it wasn't for the amount of spring in the club shaft combined with the spring of the rubber inside the ball, that drive wouldn't have gone anywhere at all. You see, all spring action depends on elasticity, the ability of material to return to its original form after it's been forced out of shape.

[00:05:34]You know, like the action of a springboard. And when you stop to think about it, even the ground, the earth, is like a huge spring. It has the ability to absorb a blow and then transmit the shock from one point to another. And that's exactly what a spring is supposed to do. Transmit shock from one point to another. Okay, but let's get on with the game.

[00:05:56]>> You don't realize the number of springs that work for us every day. Why there's a little spring in your cigarette lighter and the spring in your pencil clip and the huge springs that cushion the railroad trains. Why I could name thousands of everyday uses for springs.

[00:06:11]Don't bother.

[00:06:13]>> I never realized until lately that springs have such a universal use. Why?

[00:06:18]There springs in mouse traps, guns, exercisers, hinges, pogo sticks. Why?

[00:06:27]It's practically impossible to name a single thing in which some sort of spring isn't essential in one way or another.

[00:06:37]Take that plane up there for instance.

[00:06:40]It's got a set of shock absorbers on the wheels that depend on heavy springs controlled by a hydraulic arrangement.

[00:06:47]When the ship lands, the springs ease the shock so much you can't even tell when you're on the ground. And as far as an automobile is concerned, why I wouldn't even attempt to tell you how many various kinds of springs are used in addition to the springs and socket storage. Good.

[00:07:06]You know, the trouble with people like you guys is that just because most springs are usually hidden, you seldom think of the important part they play in the regular operation and enjoyment of our cars. For instance, just take those springs I mentioned a while ago, the springs that are built under the car to provide complete riding comfort.

[00:07:26]Spiral coil springs in the knee action in front balance the weight of the car with soft leaf springs in the rear so that the body always rides along on an even keel. Can you imagine what it would be like riding along a rough road like this without those special springs? And then two, the springs and the seat and back cushions take up any other little bumps that get through to the body of the car. Yes, sir. As far as riding comfort is concerned, the tires, the cushion springs, and the special springs under the car all combined to give us a ride that can't be topped.

[00:08:03]>> Hey Joe, wake up.

[00:08:06]Wake up, fellows.

[00:08:07]>> Well, that didn't take long.

[00:08:14]>> You played a great game, boy, but you lost. What you need is a little more spring in the old uh >> Very funny. You and your springs. I hope I never see another.

[00:08:26]>> Stop. Don't say it. Don't ever wish anything like that as long as you live.

[00:08:34]>> ABC will present all these and many more. The greatest box office hits. Now the >> slowly slowly come quickly quickly. The tactical men are in my living room.

[00:08:57]>> Where's Sydney?

[00:08:58]>> Upstairs playing.

[00:09:00]>> Ah, it's a good time to frost my cake.

[00:09:02]>> Someone thinks your cake is pretty good without frosting.

[00:09:05]>> Sydney, you're in trouble. Uh-oh.

[00:09:09]>> Duncan Hines. Our cake so moist, even unfrosted, the taste comes alive. He says he couldn't help himself. It's so delicious.

[00:09:16]>> He's right, >> Harry.

[00:09:19]>> Duncan Hines light deluxe tow and pudding recipe. So moist and delicious, they might not wait till they're frosted.

[00:09:28]>> Is that you, Dex?

[00:09:30]>> Yep, it is I, the one and only Dexter, coming to you in the large economical family size. And next time you're in your favorite market, be sure to say, "Make mine a Dexter." And remember, scientific tests prove that only a Dexter contains that secret ingredient.

[00:09:45]Me.

[00:09:47]>> Remember that if you miss it, a ball rolls away, doesn't it? And that's what you have to remember to hold on to. If it rolls away out into the street, you wouldn't run after it, would you?

[00:10:00]>> What a relief. Want some coffee?

[00:10:02]>> Sure do.

[00:10:02]>> Not you. My plan. Cream and sugar. Oh, that's right. You drink it black. I forgot. Here you go. That's a good plan.

[00:10:09]Your >> clue?

[00:10:10]>> Yes.

[00:10:11]>> My first name is Gloria and I have just finished a picture at Paramount called uh Sunset Boulevard. Now, who am I?

[00:10:21]>> Let me see.

[00:10:27]Sunset Boulevard.

[00:10:30]>> Glorious.

[00:10:33]How are you, Gloria?

[00:10:36]Good.

[00:10:39]I hope they're all having a nice sail on the lake. They can have it. You don't like sailing? I love it. My stomach hates it. Oh, Mary, that's Wilkins's ankle again. He'll be out for the Jefferson City game.

[00:10:58]>> There goes my second string quarterback.

[00:11:00]Worried about Ted Crane. He's late for practice again.

[00:11:03]>> Our star quarterbacks.

[00:11:05]That kid's getting too conceited for his own good.

[00:11:08]>> Yeah. Well, we've got to get on with it, Arthur.

[00:11:12]>> Yes, coach.

[00:11:13]>> Put on your helmet. Till that crane gets here, you're running the first team.

[00:11:16]>> Yes, sir.

[00:11:23]>> Where does it go from there?

[00:11:25]>> It goes up through Time Square, Columbus Circle, then all the way to Yonkers.

[00:11:30]>> If you were given that answer before you came on stage, we're in trouble.

[00:11:36]Well, there you have. NBC's new shows for the 6970 season. Bright new additions to a schedule that already boasts the most stimulating and most enjoyable programs in all of television.

[00:11:47]I really look forward to to this new season. I expect to be staying up a little bit later in the evenings than I normally do. 6:00 news won't be the late movie for us. We'll be into the long hours. If Joe Garajola and I appear blur eyed on the Today program, you'll know whose fault it is.

[00:12:02]>> That's right. NBC schedule, >> right?

[00:12:05]>> Seriously, if you enjoyed the 6869 season, you will really enjoy this 6970 season. I say amen.

[00:12:15]>> We thought that we should have a very IMPORTANT PAINTING LIKE WHAT? SOMETHING THAT art lovers can communicate with.

[00:12:22]No. Well, if it's communication you want, how about a Salvador Dolly? Then when anyone comes through the door, they can say, "HELLO, DOLLY.

[00:12:34]THIS IS THE Dumont Television Network.

[00:12:38]>> Main Street is is is more than just a street. Well, it's a it's A IT'S A WAY OF LIFE. IF I LIVED HERE IN BANKRO, YOU KNOW WHAT I DO? I'D GET UP A petition about this. And at that meeting tonight, I'D SAY, "WHO NEEDS INDUSTRY AND COMMERCE AND ALL THAT HIGH POLLUTANT AIR POLLUTANT PROGRESS?

[00:12:58]ENERGY DOESN'T GET BETTER JUST BECAUSE IT GETS BIGGER." WELL, THANK YOU, CARRIE NATION.

[00:13:05]>> RIGHT NOW, dropping by is Lily Yokcoy.

[00:13:08]So, let's have a very nice Heat up CDCP, you know, son, one moment, please.

[00:13:59]>> Guess who?

[00:14:00]>> Franklin.

[00:14:00]>> Yeah. You want to come see a movie with me?

[00:14:02]>> Well, come on. Besidon Adventure, Last Picture Show, Summer 42.

[00:14:06]>> Franklin, hands off octopus. Franklin, those are all ABC movies. You're taking me to your apartment to watch television.

[00:14:13]>> Oh, no.

[00:14:14]>> Franklin, I'm putting you on hold.

[00:14:18]>> St. Mary.

[00:14:20]>> Franklin.

[00:14:21]>> H. Yes.

[00:14:22]>> May maybe we could work something out.

[00:14:25]>> I will not have this hearing turned into a circus. One more picture and I'll have the sergeant-at-arms.

[00:14:31]>> Hey, we have a jointly coming up here.

[00:14:32]It belongs to Mr. Boris Caroff. What do you say, Mr. Caroff? On behalf of you and your partner, >> I'm going to take a wild shot at it. Mad Dogs.

[00:14:42]Mad Dogs. Invisible and Boiling Point.

[00:14:48]>> Boiling Point. Yes. All those things were mentioned. Could that be Louis Pasta being?

[00:14:52]>> It could be for $35 and $35 for the Ben London passive fund, sir. Good going.

[00:15:03]Want to see a nice gift? Canon's new spring bouquet towel. This is the bath towel, white with brilliant flowers.

[00:15:12]There's the matching dish towel and the facecloth.

[00:15:15]You like them? You can't buy them. Not in a fancy gift box like this. You can only get them in fancy boxes like this.

[00:15:24]This is Breeze, the new improved detergent with borax. And there's a Canon spring bouquet towel in every box.

[00:15:33]Tony Gallow is trying to tell which hands are smoother. A fashion model's hands, they never do dishes. Or Mrs. Gallow's hands. They do dishes every day in Lux Liquid.

[00:15:43]>> Beautiful.

[00:15:45]>> Anything else?

[00:15:46]>> Embarrassing.

[00:15:48]>> Which hand is smoother? Make a guess.

[00:15:52]>> Well, you can't win them all.

[00:15:55]>> Are your hands as smooth as hands that never do dishes? Could your husband tell?

[00:16:01]Well, as an actor, I'm delighted to be a part of the new lineup. I think it's one of the strongest and most exciting schedules that any network has ever assembled. As a viewer, I'm pretty happy about the whole thing, too, because the new schedule demonstrates variety as well as quality. A combination that has to mean very special viewing enjoyment.

[00:16:24]DC television presentation from Chicago.

[00:16:28]Next Sunday, see Dline Disneyland on ABC television network.

[00:16:34]>> From where, Mr. Rutherford.

[00:16:36]>> Rutherford, New Jersey. All right, fine.

[00:16:38]Give me a line now. Maybe I can't ride and you go away with an answer an set.

[00:16:41]>> Uh, what is the best bread made? This man's a bread salesman. I tell you right now, here's a kid WHO'S IN THE DOOR. What is the breast bed?

[00:16:54]I think I said something. I don't know what I said, but I think I said something. What is the best bread made?

[00:16:59]>> Wonderbread.

[00:17:00]>> Wonderbread. Is that what you want to say? Well, you got a man from Wonder and a man from Gond.

[00:17:05]>> Well, both of these kids are in the door. What is the best bread made? Uh, I guess I would have a bread if I were being paid. Well, all I know is that if I can't play golf in this town, I'll commit Harry Kerry with a three iron.

[00:17:18]Well, we've cooked up a lot of surprises for you, so you'll be looking for us Sunday nights right after Ed Sullivan.

[00:17:24]There'll be eight other new shows joining the CBS family of hits this fall. Introducing some brand new stars along with some familiar favorites.

[00:17:31]Well, like the man said, isn't that marvelous? Works on kerosene.

[00:17:40]I'm going to take you on a little sneak preview of the 6667 season. So, let's see what's new on CBS.

[00:17:50]Now ladies and gentlemen, I would like to let you know something that every show that I do, those baby chicks, I give them to the SPCA. Believe me, there's no cruelty over it at all.

[00:18:01]Otherwise, I will not be permitted to work with them.

[00:18:06]>> So, Bul, she just had to get your bush back for you.

[00:18:10]>> Cold cuts.

[00:18:11]>> Well, honey, it was your original idea.

[00:18:13]I thought you liked cold cuts.

[00:18:14]>> I do, but not when I'm all set for turkey.

[00:18:17]>> Well, have some salami.

[00:18:19]You know, an idea has just occurred to me. Let's take Tony back and pay him that raise he wanted.

[00:18:26]>> Oh, dumb. That's the best idea you've had for a long time.

[00:18:32]>> Oh, but how can I eat this stuff when I still smell turkey?

[00:18:38]Alice, why should I still smell turkey?

[00:18:40]>> I don't know, but so do I.

[00:18:54]Well, Ba, you're back already.

[00:18:56]>> Yes. Did you eat your dinner?

[00:18:57]>> Oh, I couldn't eat those cold cuts after I saw that turkey. Ba, I think you did this on purpose just to teach us a lesson.

[00:19:03]>> Well, Ba, why is it I still smell turkey?

[00:19:07]>> Oh, I almost forgot.

[00:19:15]I cooked two of them. I told you I wasn't going to feed my family cold cuts on Saturday night.

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[00:20:23]Carl's reflexes would be a couple of vital statistics now. Carl, >> what palm tree?

[00:20:30]>> Palm. This is their home.

[00:20:33]>> Holly, that's all right. We all do the same thing. The city's going to remove that little palm tree from out front.

[00:20:40]>> Just like that. Shall I put this table in the usual place, honey?

[00:20:44]>> Yeah, fine. I'll get you here.

[00:20:52]>> Just Are you going to let them get away with this? The tree is no good. It's stuttered. Oh, Becky, >> thanks. They're heavy.

[00:21:03]When did you get this?

[00:21:05]>> Came in today's mail.

[00:21:10]>> Don't start one of your campaigns, dear.

[00:21:12]Let's play cards.

[00:21:16]>> Okay.

[00:21:18]Well, that's the way it starts. That's the way what starts.

[00:21:21]>> They start by removing one or two palm trees and the next thing you know, you've got a freeway right through the middle of your neighborhood.

[00:21:32]My name is Sledgehammer, private investigator.

[00:21:38]>> I may never finish this case.

[00:21:42]>> The great Quaker Life debate is raging on.

[00:21:45]>> Quaker Life is an adult cereal. It's made from oats and packed with extra protein and vitamins. It makes the perfect breakfast for the woman who must watch her figure.

[00:21:56]>> I think Quaker Life is for kids. It tastes too good to be for adults. Of course, it is very good for a girl's finger.

[00:22:04]>> You heard it. Quaker Life's got adult nutrition that tastes good to kids. Try some. Here.

[00:22:12]>> My thoughts about you are full of admiration.

[00:22:15]I never think about you without remembering your kindness, your understanding, your gentleness with people.

[00:22:23]>> $22.84 84.

[00:22:28]>> $22.84.

[00:22:30]I I just don't understand it.

[00:22:32]>> I know, dear.

[00:22:33]>> Well, I'm making more money than I ever made in my life, and we haven't got a thing to show for it. Where does the money go?

[00:22:37]>> Well, prices.

[00:22:38]>> Yeah, I know. Prices are up.

[00:22:40]>> Oh, do I like it.

[00:22:43]I certainly do. What do you do with your ball? Your big ball. You roll it and sometimes you throw it into something.

[00:22:53]You know what I would do with this one?

[00:22:55]Watch.

[00:23:01]Just like dropping it. Look. When you bounce it, just let go. Here you have both hands and you just let go. Watch.

[00:23:19]Those were Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know they were yours. I was afraid somebody might step over. Well, thank you.

[00:23:27]>> There you are.

[00:23:41]They're so fragile. I used to pinch them, too. But now I just seem to know when they're right.

[00:23:47]>> I never know until I eat them.

[00:23:48]>> How many people? Four. Two lbs will be plenty.

[00:23:58]There you are.

[00:24:08]>> How did you do that?

[00:24:09]>> Oh, I just seem to have a feeling for it.

[00:24:18]Okay, she's putting it in the door knob and it OPEN $300 winning. You certainly DID A GREAT JOB BEHALF OF YOUR TEAM AND OF COURSE YOU'LL BE BACK WITH US AGAIN ON MONDAY because you continue as champion. Yes, you won $120 today and you'll be bank money to meet three ladies for the Ruth Goldberg Cancer Fund of Bington, New Jersey by name Janette Ray, Anita Mars, and Flora Freeman. Promise me an interesting show, folks. If you'd like to join us here in the studio some evening and see the show in person, please write to us for tickets. The address is Sense and Nonsense, 515 Madison Avenue, New York 22 New York.

[00:24:55]Sense Announces is brought to you every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 6:30 on channel 5 by the Coca-Cola bottling company of New York Incorporated.

[00:25:02]>> Tributes 40. That is I was. What's in the box?

[00:25:08]Chocolate. But they're not mine. I'm just eating them.

[00:25:12]>> Good. I'll help you. Who do they belong to? Wendellin. I gave them to her. Why isn't she eating them? On account of she has of a nervous breakdown.

[00:25:22]Isn't it awful what you go through when you're seven? Well, she couldn't eat the chocolate because her parents are giving her so many goodies. They stopped.

[00:25:34]That could be very pleasant.

[00:25:45]Oh, Coralus.

[00:25:47]CORUS.

[00:25:57]>> WELL, look who's a soda jerk.

[00:26:00]>> Would you like to say that again? I said, "Look who's a soda jerk."

[00:26:03]>> Oh, that's better. You know, it's not what you say that's important. It's the way you say it.

[00:26:07]>> I'll have a monsoon special, please.

[00:26:09]>> Oh, I wouldn't even attempt it, Cleo.

[00:26:11]You'll have to wait for Tffy to get back. He's out on his way. Simple. You just take a scoop of vanilla ice cream, a scoop of chocolate, scoop of strawberry, some crushed pineapple, little fruit salad, a smidgen of whipped cream, and some nuts to dress it up.

[00:26:23]>> You mean you'd eat that?

[00:26:25]>> I was brought up on them. That's why I'm so sweet.

[00:26:31]I kind of miss not having a father.

[00:26:34]They have fathers and sons nights.

[00:26:37]Father's night at school, too.

[00:26:41]Mom can't go to them. Mom can't go to them.

[00:26:46]I kind of miss not having a father.

[00:26:50]A father.

[00:26:51]A father.

[00:26:56]of my father.

[00:27:00]My baby.

[00:27:04]Father, number two.

[00:27:16]So, let's find out now which of these ladies in truth is Lynn Tornine. Will the real Lynn Tornabine please stand up?

[00:27:40]Very good. Very good. Number one, what is your real name and what do you really do?

[00:27:45]>> My name is Judy Seagull. I'm a housewife from Baldwin, Long Island and I have two children.

[00:27:54]And number two, what is your real name and what do you do?

[00:27:57]>> My name is Peggy Maynard. I'm from Poundidge, New York. I've just completed a year of reigning as Mrs. New York State and I have eight children.

[00:28:13]Well, in checking the score, we find that there, let's see, there were one, two incorrect votes from our panel and one incorrect vote from our studio audience at three times $250 for a total of $750. Ladies, thank you for gracing our show. Good night and God bless.

[00:28:31]>> To check itself on possible errors, let's watch right now as Univac puts itself through one of these self-examinations.

[00:28:37]Here it is checking on some of its own units.

[00:28:41]It's really an amazing system, isn't it?

[00:28:43]Amazing and yet so wonderfully practical. Remington Rand makes four basic UNIVAC models. The general purpose UNIVAC which you've seen tonight, UNIVAC Scientific, UNIVAC file computer, UNIVAC punched card computer. Each of them capable of literally hundreds of applications from weather forecasting to complete business control.

[00:29:09]Well, now there they are. The new shows, the new stars, the new excitement that'll make the 19667 season the brightest ever. It's a great lineup. It's spiced with outstanding special programs, too. Of course, the premier week starts Sunday. Don't forget that's September 11th. So, you'll be watching right here for seven wonderful nights of television all season long.

[00:29:32]on the island.

[00:29:37]Spell of the night on the island magic falling be one cigarette between us.

[00:30:01]One silhouette near when we kiss.

[00:30:07]Moon beams above have seen us.

[00:30:13]What more do we need, darling, than this?

[00:30:18]The Lord of the island.

[00:30:25]Pro you the island darling may dream come true Oh my god.

[00:31:23]We are following beauty. Multit.

[00:32:13]Great how no day you Welcome.

[00:33:06]Oh, you do.

[00:33:53]Come on.

[00:34:01]Come on.

[00:34:08]way.

[00:34:12]Hey There she is. Tanuk guy.

[00:34:42]>> Boy, that's for me. Palm trees, soft music, and beautiful babes.

[00:34:45]>> Look, Tuts, get that stuff out of your head right now. We're not down here to play with good-looking babes. You boys all set? Yes, sir. Look up Mlette as soon as you can, but watch yourselves.

[00:34:55]According to his report, there's considerable evidence of fifth column activity here. We think they're using Tanukai as a base to join forces with the Japs. But we're not sure. It's your job to find out.

[00:35:05]>> I understand. I don't get it, Skipper.

[00:35:07]If there's Nazis here, why don't they send a gunboat and wipe them out?

[00:35:10]Wouldn't that be simpler?

[00:35:11]>> I doubt it. You see, Tanakaya is under a neutral government. Until we have absolute proof, we must observe the laws of neutrality. So, if anything happens, don't look for help. Good luck. Thank you, sir.

[00:35:23]>> Well, Jinx, let's get going. Hey, Wally, how about our boat? What boat? the boat.

[00:35:27]We're You mean we're going to swim? Oh, no. That wasn't in the deal. Nobody said that to me about, we found this man snooping around the wireless check.

[00:35:44]>> You know the penalty for spying on government property. Who is he?

[00:35:48]>> Paul Mlette. Arrived here a short while ago. Claims he's a pearl trader.

[00:36:01]That's where you do your fur trading, Mr. Mallet. At the hidden wireless station in the heart of the jungle.

[00:36:08]What did you see? Answer me. What did you find out?

[00:36:12]>> No use. He won't talk.

[00:36:15]>> There is one way to make sure he won't talk.

[00:36:20]No.

[00:36:25]Big lug. Why didn't you tell me you couldn't swim?

[00:36:28]>> Well, the part of Texas I come from, this boat frog's 2 years old that can't swim a stroke.

[00:36:32]>> The whole Navy to pick from, and they had to settle me with you. Come on, on your feet.

[00:36:36]>> I'm water log.

[00:36:55]Wally, Suffering catfish babes.

[00:36:59]>> I thought you were dying.

[00:37:01]>> Not anymore, brother. This is just what the doctor ordered.

[00:37:04]>> Wait a minute. I said we were laying off the women, and I'm in it. We're Jeepers. What a dish. You said it.

[00:37:25]Jinx's my boy. I wouldn't be at all surprised if our work started right here.

[00:37:29]>> How about all that high flulutin talk?

[00:37:31]Remember? No women. Strictly business.

[00:37:33]>> This is business. The commander sent us down here to find out what goes on, didn't he?

[00:37:36]>> Yeah. And I bet if he knew this was here, he'd have come himself.

[00:37:40]>> What a way to fight a war.

[00:37:43]Maybe they can give us some information.

[00:37:45]>> Yeah, like addresses and phone numbers.

[00:37:52]>> What do you say, babe?

[00:37:58]>> Hello, cutie. What's your name?

[00:38:02]>> Hey, it's no use, Wally. We can't get nowhere with these dolls without an interpreter.

[00:38:14]>> That's where you're wrong, Jinx. When you're talking to a gal, the language is the same no matter where you are.

[00:38:20]>> Watch this.

[00:38:23]>> Hello, beautiful. Haven't we met somewhere before?

[00:38:26]>> Molo.

[00:38:29]>> There you are. Nothing to it. You know, you're one of the niftiest numbers I've seen in a long life just packed with nifty NUMBERS.

[00:38:35]>> WHO IS IT? WHO IS IT?

[00:38:50]must be her husband. Now I can spell a husband a mile away. Do you need any help, SISTER?

[00:38:54]>> OH, I want a million.

[00:39:02]>> That'll cool you off BIG and beat it.

[00:39:08]Meloi.

[00:39:09]>> Oh yes. Where were we? Yeah. I was saying, you know, you're really a gorgeous hunk of woman.

[00:39:15]>> You're wasting your time, Wally. She don't s that kind of lingo.

[00:39:19]>> That's what you think. You're not so bad yourself, mister.

[00:39:24]What's the matter? The cat got your tongue. You were doing all right a minute ago.

[00:39:28]>> How do you like that? I don't get it.

[00:39:31]>> Well, I did. You're a pretty fast worker, aren't you, Chum?

[00:39:35]>> Well, I uh Hey, look. How come you sound like the Brooklyn Navyyard?

[00:39:39]>> That's a $64 question, mister. My father was a sailor from Flatbush.

[00:39:44]>> You mean you was born in the USA?

[00:39:46]>> No. Pop met mom here and married her.

[00:39:48]I'm Tano Shaughnessy. Thatch Irish, by the way, not Shanty.

[00:39:53]>> Oh, I see. Say, who was that big ape that was bothering you?

[00:39:56]>> That was no ape. That was my uncle.

[00:39:59]>> Get her. She's got a sense of humor.

[00:40:02]>> How come I've never seen you around here before?

[00:40:04]>> We just got here. You see? Yeah, we swam ashore. We were shipwrecked.

[00:40:08]>> Oh, that's too bad. I'll bet it was his fault.

[00:40:12]>> Oh, quit picking on me. I ain't done nothing.

[00:40:14]>> But I'm glad you were shipwrecked. Now I have someone to play with. You see, I'm taboo.

[00:40:19]>> Taboo? What does that mean?

[00:40:21]>> That means you're not supposed to talk to anybody, doesn't it?

[00:40:23]>> But you can talk to me. You're strangers.

[00:40:26]Pretty good, too.

[00:40:29]>> Now, what do you run quick? It's Uncle and the Jearmms.

[00:40:33]They'll arrest you. If they do, it'll be on the run. When will I see you again?

[00:40:37]>> I'll be around.

[00:40:40]>> Hulk.

[00:40:47]Hulk, put up your hands. Fire.

[00:40:54]>> Resisting arrest is a very serious offense. Let me see your passport.

[00:40:59]>> We don't have any.

[00:41:00]>> Well, how did you get here?

[00:41:01]>> Swam.

[00:41:02]>> Swam.

[00:41:03]>> That's right. You see, one of those dirty subs torpedoed our ship. I hate Japs, don't you? Uh, well um, so you say you are Americans, right? And yet you have no passports, right? And your ship was torpedoed, right? Yet, uh, I suppose you expect us to send you back to America.

[00:41:24]>> Well, no, not necessarily.

[00:41:27]>> You mean you prefer to remain here?

[00:41:29]>> Why? Well, uh, >> you see, Governor, if we're sent back to America, we'll be drafted into the army, and we don't want to be drafted on account of we're unconscious objectors.

[00:41:39]>> Very interesting. Unfortunately, however, you cannot stay here. You are going to leave as soon as the regular boat puts in.

[00:41:47]>> Where are you sending us?

[00:41:49]>> Not far. on a little island just a few hundred miles away from here. Uh where you can enjoy your unconscious objection with nothing whatever to distract you.

[00:42:00]>> When do we leave?

[00:42:01]>> In 2 days when the boat arrives.

[00:42:04]>> H maybe it'll be late. I hope.

[00:42:06]>> I doubt it. In the meantime, uh you can do whatever you like. Within reason, of course. I know you will enjoy mingling with the natives and watching their dances during your brief stay here. Uh, you can go now.

[00:42:21]>> Thank you very much.

[00:42:22]>> Don't mention it.

[00:42:35]>> I hope you didn't believe their silly story about being conscientious objectors.

[00:42:40]>> Of course not. They are both American agents and not very bright ones at that.

[00:42:45]Mullet may have sent for them.

[00:42:48]>> That's what we must find out. See that they are watched night and day.

[00:42:52]>> You can count on it.

[00:43:13]unconscious objectors. You would come up with a dizzy crack like that.

[00:43:17]>> I had to say something, didn't all you did was stand around with your mouth open.

[00:43:21]>> You don't think he'd believe that yarn, do you?

[00:43:22]>> He ate it up. Look at us. We're free, ain't we?

[00:43:25]>> Sure.

[00:43:25]>> Free as the air. Not a thing in the world to worry about, except how to get our job done in two days. And how to get rid of those two hawkshaws who've been tailing us ever since we left Eric commonant.

[00:43:35]>> We being followed.

[00:43:36]>> Sure. That Hanny's had us watched ever since we left his office. Well, >> how do you like that? Ain't nothing sacred with those crowd eaters. We better look up that filler mullet right away.

[00:43:46]>> Not till we're in the clear. No use getting him involved, too.

[00:43:49]>> Hey, am I crazy or do I hear music?

[00:43:53]Oh.

[00:44:15]What do you know? They're caution.

[00:44:30]I need the island.

[00:44:54]The lights are dancing spell.

[00:45:11]>> Hey, that's your girlfriend over there.

[00:45:18]Bring me tight.

[00:45:21]>> And then we found >> one sigette beat us.

[00:45:33]One souette dear when we kiss.

[00:45:45]>> I think he wants us to join the fun. Sit down. Well, that's for me. I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider.

[00:45:51]>> What more do we need, darling?

[00:45:58]>> Hey, you got a can opener.

[00:46:05]The stars are dancing when >> love the new and surren of the island makes dreams come true.

[00:46:46]Hey, where's Mama?

[00:46:50]Where's the honey?

[00:46:58]I didn't want that tropical horse collar. Way to hell.

[00:47:24]Heat. Heat.

[00:47:52]Hallelujah. Hallelujah.

[00:48:26]Well, I see you got out of the clink.

[00:48:27]All right. Have any trouble?

[00:48:28]>> Took a little doing, but we made it.

[00:48:31]Hey, what gives out with these birds?

[00:48:32]They act like we got the measles.

[00:48:34]>> They don't like you because you like me.

[00:48:36]Remember, I'm Taboo.

[00:48:38]>> Oh, yeah. Miss Taboo.

[00:48:39]>> Say, if you're all through with the floor show, maybe we could go someplace where it's kind of nice and quiet like her.

[00:48:44]>> Of course. We could go over to my house.

[00:48:46]>> That suits me fine. Maybe.

[00:48:47]>> And me, too.

[00:48:49]>> Does Bhunkas have to come along, too?

[00:48:52]Wait here. I've got an idea.

[00:48:58]>> Mr. sense. You give me 5 minutes alone with that Q and I'll find out anything we want to know.

[00:49:02]>> I don't know how you do it. It'll take me at least 10 anyhow.

[00:49:07]>> Moy, you've got to help me out. If I can, you can. It's a chance I've been waiting for to shake the stupid taboo and get off this island.

[00:49:15]>> Really? What do you want me to do? See those two Americans over there? Well, I've seen him before. One of them's pretty.

[00:49:24]Lay off him. He's mine. He doesn't know it yet, but he's going to marry me and take me back to America with him.

[00:49:30]>> What do you want me to do? Propose to him for you?

[00:49:32]>> No thanks. I'll do my own proposing. The other one's yours.

[00:49:37]>> Him? Not a chance?

[00:49:39]>> Wait a minute. You don't understand.

[00:49:41]He's a millionaire.

[00:49:42]>> He is? Why? He's the richest hog farmer in the United States. He's got thousands of hogs. Thousands. Thousands. And then, son, you'll be the richest girl on the island. Don't say another word. Just let me Adam.

[00:49:59]>> Here she comes. Now watch an old master go to work. Look, she's got the babe that sought me.

[00:50:05]>> Thanks. Meet Moy.

[00:50:06]>> Oh, you beat me, wonderful man.

[00:50:09]>> Just a minute, sister. Take it easy.

[00:50:12]What have I got here? A volcano? Seems a little impulsive, doesn't she?

[00:50:15]>> A little, but he'll get used to it. Come on.

[00:50:19]>> Come on. You come along with M.

[00:50:21]>> Are you sure your father wasn't a Navy man?

[00:50:24]Come on.

[00:50:31]>> Where'd you dig up that ball of fire?

[00:50:33]>> She's my cousin. Do you like her?

[00:50:34]>> Yeah, if you can like a cyclone. How come she can talk to you, nobody else can?

[00:50:38]>> That simple. She's taboo, too. Oh, >> well, this is it.

[00:50:55]>> How do you like it?

[00:50:56]>> Quite a nice place >> for this part of the world. It's downright elegant.

[00:51:02]Of course, it isn't my idea of a debuton's paradise. I >> always thought this was paradise. What's your idea? A Park Avenue penthouse.

[00:51:10]That's real paradise.

[00:51:13]Here's to it.

[00:51:15]>> Here's a go, baby. Taboo or not taboo?

[00:51:17]That is the question.

[00:51:18]>> Don't worry about that. I don't make the taboos around here.

[00:51:25]>> You know, baby, you're terrific.

[00:51:27]>> You think so?

[00:51:28]>> I suppose you know just about everybody there is to know around here, don't you?

[00:51:31]>> I'm fussy about who I associate with, if that's what you mean.

[00:51:34]>> Oh, no. Nothing like that. I just sort of figured you probably knew everybody and uh everything that goes on around here.

[00:51:40]>> I don't miss much.

[00:51:42]>> You wouldn't mind letting a pal in on a few of the better secrets on the island, would you?

[00:51:46]>> Of course not, darling. I'll tell you anything. Anything you want to know if you'll marry me?

[00:51:53]>> Okay, marry you.

[00:51:56]>> What's wrong with that? I'm not so hard to take.

[00:51:58]>> Well, no, but we'll >> Wally darling.

[00:52:00]>> Now, just a minute. Take it easy, sister. Let's Let's talk this over sensibly and coldly. How can you talk about marriage when you're cold?

[00:52:07]>> Sister, I've seen a lot of girls in my time, but you're in a class by yourself.

[00:52:11]No wonder you were giving me that big buildup about Park Avenue.

[00:52:14]>> Of course, why not? A girl can't stay single forever.

[00:52:17]>> Yeah, but why pick on me?

[00:52:19]>> Maybe I like you.

[00:52:20]>> Well, maybe I like you. I like roast pork, too, but I don't want a steady diet of it.

[00:52:25]>> Don't you dare mention poor to me. Do you know why I'm taboo?

[00:52:28]>> No.

[00:52:28]>> Remember the Jean Dime that arrested you, Albert?

[00:52:31]>> How could I forget him?

[00:52:32]>> I'm taboo because I won't marry Albert.

[00:52:34]Uncle sold me to Albert for four pigs.

[00:52:37]>> Four pigs.

[00:52:40]>> It ain't funny. I wouldn't marry him for 100 pigs. That's why I want to get away.

[00:52:44]You've got to help me, Wally. Now, my idea is if you marry me, I can become an American citizen. Then you can take me away from this island. And >> well, now wait a minute.

[00:52:56]>> Hey, five minute, man. If you can spare the time, I'd like to have a word with you.

[00:53:01]>> Excuse me.

[00:53:10]What's up, Molly? Quick, where can I get a little hulk?

[00:53:13]>> A little hog?

[00:53:14]>> Yeah, it's from Maui. I'm going along great guns with her, but before I sense a deal, I got to give her a pig.

[00:53:18]>> What deal?

[00:53:19]>> That babe's a gold mine of information.

[00:53:21]Can you stand the shock?

[00:53:22]>> What'd you find out?

[00:53:23]>> They got m shot him cold in the macro.

[00:53:25]>> Who did?

[00:53:26]>> His nib's the common dad.

[00:53:27]>> He must have been on to something. Now we are on the spot.

[00:53:29]>> Don't you think I know it? But what about my pig? I don't know where you can get one, but get one. Pump that gal for all she's worth. I'll keep working on this one.

[00:53:37]>> Okay.

[00:53:43]>> Has he gone?

[00:53:44]>> Yeah.

[00:53:47]>> Now, tell me some more about us.

[00:53:49]>> Us?

[00:53:50]>> Yes. What we're going to do when we get to America and all that.

[00:53:53]>> Oh, wait a minute, baby. Give me a little time.

[00:54:00]I he >> won't hurt you. He hardly ever has an accident. Maybe so, but I'm getting out of here while I'm still all in one piece.

[00:54:30]>> WELL, WHAT ABOUT US? We'll keep I hope Hey, HOLD YOUR HERO HERE AND I'LL GET another way.

[00:55:10]>> Here comes What's the hurry, Wally? We lost that cake sticker long ago.

[00:55:41]>> It's not Uncle I'm worried about it.

[00:55:42]It's those two soulmates of ours, the Jean Derby.

[00:55:45]>> Oh, those fellas. I'm getting used to them, but now probably feel lonesome without them.

[00:55:49]>> Yeah, but we can't do anything with them in our laps.

[00:55:53]>> Yeah. You notice how much closer they've been sticking to us the last hour or so?

[00:55:57]>> Yeah, that's what I've been thinking. We must be getting pretty close to something they don't want us to find.

[00:56:01]>> You think that? Like what?

[00:56:02]>> I don't know, but I've got an idea. If we suddenly turned up missing, they'd think we found the place and head right for it, wouldn't they?

[00:56:08]>> I'll locate us and start shooting.

[00:56:11]>> Whatever they do, it'll break the monotony. But there's a chance they lead us to what we're looking for. Let's try it in here.

[00:56:47]Might have been a snake out of bit him.

[00:57:06]What are you doing here?

[00:57:07]>> It's It's the Americans, Lieutenant.

[00:57:09]We've lost them.

[00:57:10]>> You fools. Do you realize what you've done? Those men are spies.

[00:57:14]>> The jungle, it's so thick.

[00:57:16]>> Don't give me any excuses. Find them and be quick about it or I'll have you shut for neglecting your duty.

[00:57:23]>> Yes, LIEUTENANT.

[00:57:25]>> WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

[00:57:26]>> YES. YES, LIEUTENANT. Who the hus?

[00:57:31]>> What' I tell you? Ain't that some? Let's have a look around.

[00:57:46]I suppose they come back. In >> that case, somebody might get killed, >> including us.

[00:57:51]>> What do you care? You're half asleep anyhow. Give me a knife.

[00:57:54]>> What for? This ain't no time to play mumbly pig, you know.

[00:57:56]>> Give me a lot of spoil of beans that we've been here.

[00:58:02]>> I wouldn't be at all surprised.

[00:58:17]Now I know what a termite goes through.

[00:58:22]>> Shades of Maronei, get a load of that set. You could reach the moon and back with that baby.

[00:58:26]>> Yeah, let's send somebody a message.

[00:58:27]>> Don't be stupid. Half the Japs in Asia will probably tune in on this. I wouldn't be surprised if that's what cooked Mallette.

[00:58:33]>> Maybe. Well, what are we going to do with it?

[00:58:35]>> Put it out of commission. That's for me.

[00:58:38]>> Put that down. You want to ruin everything?

[00:58:40]>> Oh, but I thought you just said we was going to put it out of commission.

[00:58:42]>> We are, but we're going to do it delicately.

[00:58:44]>> I don't get it. How can you bust anything delicately?

[00:58:53]Like this.

[00:58:56]There we are. One condenser. The set can't operate without it. Difficult to replace.

[00:59:02]>> I ain't impressed. What's the difference? If we wreck the machine, we get bumped off. But if we dismantle the most important part, and only we know where it's hidden, we've got something to bargain with. Our lives against this condenser.

[00:59:13]>> And I thought you was dumb. Well, where we going to ditch it then?

[00:59:16]>> We'll find it, please.

[00:59:17]>> Yeah. Hey, wait a minute.

[00:59:26]>> That's for victory.

[00:59:43]The Americans have disappeared.

[00:59:45]>> When did this happen?

[00:59:46]>> Just a while ago in the jungle somewhere near the wireless shack.

[00:59:51]>> Laval, there are times when I would like to slit your throat.

[00:59:54]>> It's not my fault. I posted guards to trail them. Besides, they can't get far.

[01:00:00]>> That's not the point. Suppose they find the set and contact the enemy. All our war goes for nothing.

[01:00:06]>> I give them credit for not being that fool, Harvey. They know they will betray the position of their fleet to the Japanese if they ever attempted contact.

[01:00:14]>> That's a consolation. But they are dangerous just the same. Find them and see that they are eliminated immediately.

[01:00:21]>> It shall be my pleasure. Oh, by the way, a message just came. Our Japanese friends are becoming impatient.

[01:00:28]>> Ah, the annoying little devils don't seem to realize that one can't drive a bunch of stubborn natives into doing something contrary to their stupid beliefs.

[01:00:40]Expect landing field ready. Sending first plane with detachment of Imperial troops tomorrow. Did you send reply?

[01:00:47]>> No sir.

[01:00:48]>> Why not? Anybody would know that we can't have the landing field ready in 24 hours. You could if you followed my suggestion of using a little persuasion on the chief.

[01:00:59]>> You are right. Bring the chief in. But I doubt you will get anywhere with force.

[01:01:05]>> I'll give you my personal guarantee that the chief will see things our way when I get finished with him.

[01:01:24]For the last time, chief, you have got to listen to reason.

[01:01:28]>> I listen.

[01:01:29]>> It will be better for you and your people if you do. Now, what we ask is simple. All you have to do is to tell your people to cut down that row of coconut palms bordering the beach so that we can plant the crops there. Crops that will bring you much money.

[01:01:45]>> Why do crops? Well, uh, rubber maybe or hemp. That's it. Hemp. You can make a lot of money raising hemp to make ropes.

[01:01:54]>> My people not care must for money.

[01:01:57]Cognat from the trees. Our stuff our life. We cannot eat humps or rope or money. My people not cut down trees.

[01:02:09]>> I give up. I place the whole mess into your hands.

[01:02:13]>> Yes sir.

[01:02:15]Chief, you're under arrest for insubordination. Unless you tell your people to cut down those trees by tomorrow morning, you will be executed.

[01:02:24]>> My death not bring what you ask. You kill me, not lead my people. You see, >> I see only one thing. THOSE TREES MUST BE CUT ON. I have to kill you and every native on this island. Lock him up.

[01:02:44]Oh mighty Lord.

[01:02:53]day they die for you.

[01:03:02]Oh mighty dee.

[01:03:30]Y mighty love Get up there and sing me a song now.

[01:04:15]>> All right.

[01:04:18]Heart flies as high as any feather. And this would be a setting for romance. But every time a love and I are here together, then my Tahiti sweetie wants to dance. When the other couples are in heaven, I often wish that I could take a chance. But every time I'm just about to throw a seven. Then my Tahiti sweetie wants to dance. is motion like the swell of the ocean.

[01:04:48]Always gives me a notion.

[01:04:51]It's deplorable. I am so young and he's so adorable. But when I try to offer my suggestion and when I think I've got him in a trance, it seems that just when I'm about to pop the question, then my Tahiti sweetie wants to dance. Love is like a melody harmonic.

[01:05:11]Just look at all the birds and bees and plants. But 10 to one. This love of mine will be platonic. Cuz my Tahiti sweetie wants to dance. He fills me with a feeling that thrills me. But the silly jerk killed me with the swing and sway.

[01:05:30]He's got the stuff, but don't give the stuff away. It looks like I'll remain a single feature. for Cupid passes by without a glance. Cuz every time I want to talk about a free, then my Tahiti sweetie wants to dance.

[01:05:51]>> You're all right, baby. I didn't know you could sing.

[01:05:53]>> You give me a pig now. Hm.

[01:05:55]>> Oh, sure. Sure. Hey, you know something?

[01:05:58]I just found out these natives use pigs for money. How do you like that? Can you imagine sticking a pig in a slot machine? Well, I certainly instead of getting a packet of cigarettes, you get a slab of bacon.

[01:06:10]>> You like bacon better than Maui.

[01:06:29]Hey, hey.

[01:06:56]The cops. Let's get going.

[01:06:59]>> You leaving?

[01:07:00]>> We'll be back. Hold the phone.

[01:07:14]What's he saying?

[01:07:15]>> Search me. He's speaking Tahesian.

[01:07:17]>> Tahesian? Thought you said he was a Nazi.

[01:07:34]What's up? What did he say?

[01:07:36]>> It's terrible. They're holding the chief hostage. He's going to be killed if they don't agree to cut down the trees by the beach. It's to boot to cut down the trees.

[01:07:44]>> That's funny. Why should they want to cut down the trees along the beach?

[01:07:46]>> They want to plant crops.

[01:07:48]>> Well, they're crazy. They can't plant crops in that soil. It's >> Wait a minute. That's it.

[01:07:53]>> No food.

[01:07:53]>> There's only one reason why they should want to cut down the trees along the beach. They're planning to build a landing field. Jeepers? We've got to nip that idea. But quick.

[01:08:04]>> What's all the shouting about?

[01:08:06]>> They're going to storm the jail and rescue the chief.

[01:08:08]>> Are they crazy? They can never stand up for those John Dorms. They'll all be killed.

[01:08:11]>> They can't just stand by and do nothing.

[01:08:14]They've got to rescue him or they'll lose face with the gods.

[01:08:16]>> You tell them to leave everything to me.

[01:08:19]I've got an idea.

[01:08:20]>> What can you do?

[01:08:21]>> There's no time to explain now. You just go tell them to call up their war party.

[01:08:25]Well, go ahead. Tell him there's no time to lose.

[01:08:52]They say they'll do it, but I'm warning you, brother. You better be good.

[01:08:56]>> Not me. You You'd better be good.

[01:09:08]>> Wally, I don't like it.

[01:09:09]>> Oh, baby, don't be difficult. You want to rescue your chief, don't you?

[01:09:12]>> Certainly, but why a poor Albert's expense?

[01:09:14]>> With pigs so scarce on this island, how come it's somebody ain't already plucked Albert off?

[01:09:19]>> Well, maybe I don't like him, but he's never done anything to me.

[01:09:22]>> This is no time for sentiment. Of course, Albert's a nice guy, but he's on the wrong side, that's all. Now, go ahead, baby. Give.

[01:09:28]>> No, you're too anxious. Besides, if you really love me, you wouldn't dream of making me do such a thing.

[01:09:34]>> Don't be silly. This is business. Of course, I love you.

[01:09:37]>> You do? Then you'll marry me.

[01:09:39]>> Do we have to go over all this again?

[01:09:41]Not right now, little woman. We'll go into that later.

[01:09:44]>> No, not till he agrees to marry me.

[01:09:46]>> Say, I thought I was doing you a favor.

[01:09:48]>> Okay. Okay. I'll marry you.

[01:09:50]>> Oh, Wall, you're wonderful.

[01:09:54]Gee, for you I'd do anything. Make love to anybody, even him, >> Hulk. Who goes there?

[01:10:10]>> Why, Albert? Don't you know me?

[01:10:13]>> What are you doing here?

[01:10:15]>> I couldn't sleep, so I decided to take a walk. I thought of you, and here I am.

[01:10:20]Why don't you go find your American?

[01:10:23]>> Why should I go to him? I like tall men in uniform like you, Albert. Darling, >> boy, when she pours it on, she don't fool, does she?

[01:10:33]Come on.

[01:10:36]>> Kiss me, Albert.

[01:10:39]>> Tana, you're wonderful.

[01:10:41]>> Kiss me and close your pretty eyes, and Tana will show you more stars than there are in heaven.

[01:10:49]and home run.

[01:10:55]>> Poor Albert. Now, do you see stars?

[01:11:00]>> Never will la eana.

[01:11:07]You two great service tonight. Ships and his people did not forget. It was a pleasure, chief.

[01:11:13]>> Sure. We like conking those he on the conchk. Say, this cave looks like a pretty good deal.

[01:11:20]>> It's the safest place on the island.

[01:11:21]Only the natives know where it is.

[01:11:23]>> Is it big enough for all of us?

[01:11:24]>> I have a better hideout for us.

[01:11:26]>> Well, I guess you want me to stay with the chief, huh?

[01:11:29]>> No, you'd better come along.

[01:11:32]>> Ini, >> this way.

[01:11:35]>> Raw. Amigo, if those highs don't catch me pretty quick, I'm going to learn how to swim.

[01:11:42]>> I know it looks like I was neglecting my duty, Miss. But I wasn't. I swear I wasn't. It was dark. I could not see.

[01:11:50]>> Excuses. Arabis. That's all you know.

[01:11:52]You couldn't see, but you could hear, couldn't you? What kind of a soldier is it who lets the enemy sneak up behind his back when he is on duty?

[01:12:00]>> It wasn't my fault. Nobody could have done anything. Not even you.

[01:12:04]>> What's that? You insubordinate scum.

[01:12:07]I'll teach you to talk to me like that.

[01:12:11]>> I'm sorry, M. I didn't mean it. You didn't mean to let the Americans take the chief, but they did. And you are going to pay for it with your life.

[01:12:22]With my life.

[01:12:28]You're not going to kill me. You Nazi dogs have killed too many of my people.

[01:12:33]>> Stop that KIND OF TALK, YOU FOOL.

[01:12:35]>> YOU'RE not going to kill me, HAIR, COMMODANT.

[01:12:37]>> STAY WHERE YOU ARE. ATTENTION. You're not going to kill me because I'm going to kill you first. I waited a long time to do this.

[01:12:46]>> Please don't. I pardon you. I'll do anything.

[01:12:49]>> Now, I'm going to show you how it is to die.

[01:12:57]>> You should be more careful, her commandant.

[01:13:03]I actually believe he was going to kill you. Here we are.

[01:13:11]>> Yeah, it's all right.

[01:13:15]>> And it just belongs to me. Nobody else even knows that it's here.

[01:13:18]>> That makes it cozy. Hey, what do you say to a little shutye?

[01:13:22]>> That's a good idea. So long, baby.

[01:13:23]>> What do you mean so long? I'm going to stay here until tomorrow morning.

[01:13:27]>> What's tomorrow morning got to do with it?

[01:13:29]>> That's when we're going to get married.

[01:13:31]I have a little boat down in the cove that will take us to the next island where the missionary lives. And the first day in the >> Hey, wait a minute, baby. Take it easy.

[01:13:39]You're awfully sweet and I like you very much. Maybe I even like you enough to marry you, but not tomorrow. Not for a lot of tomorrows.

[01:13:44]>> But you promise.

[01:13:46]>> All right, I promise. But I didn't say when. I came down here to do a job, not just to marry you.

[01:13:50]>> So that's how it is. When we make a promise, we keep it.

[01:13:54]>> I didn't say I wouldn't keep it, did I?

[01:13:56]>> I should have known better than to have fallen in love with the sailor. I hope you'll get ants in your mattress.

[01:14:04]>> You know, I have a feeling Mr. Boo goes for you.

[01:14:14]>> Have you found the chief and those Americans?

[01:14:16]>> No, but I know where they have been.

[01:14:19]>> The wireless shack >> dismantled the transmitter and took the condenser.

[01:14:23]>> Is there no end to it? What a predicament. The Japanese arrived tonight. No beam to bring them in. No landing field. No way to warn them. Lav, you have got to find those Americans.

[01:14:39]>> I know where they are.

[01:14:42]>> What is it worth to you if I tell you where you can find them?

[01:14:45]>> Well, anything you ask. Watch her, Commandant. I know this woman. She's very tricky.

[01:14:52]>> Yes. Why do you want to tell me that? I thought those Americans were your friends. They are one I like very much.

[01:15:00]But he won't marry me.

[01:15:02]>> Oh, I see. And you want us to kill him?

[01:15:05]>> Oh, no.

[01:15:06]>> Well, they're very dangerous. What do you expect us to do?

[01:15:09]>> You said you'd do anything if I told you.

[01:15:11]>> That's right.

[01:15:12]>> Then you've got to promise to deport them. I mean us.

[01:15:16]>> Deport you where?

[01:15:18]>> To the island of Lukai where the missionary lives.

[01:15:21]>> Oh, I see. All right, I promise. Now, where are they?

[01:15:25]>> Do you know where the Pali trail is?

[01:15:27]Yes.

[01:15:28]>> Well, they're in a little Glenn just beyond the second crossing.

[01:15:41]>> Well, your American friends will be well taken care of. I promise. Now, run along.

[01:15:53]Moy, you know a little German, don't you? A little. Fritz taught me before they hung him last year. Why? What does totog and vehund mean? Oh, that's easy.

[01:16:02]It means kill them like dogs. Are they going to kill someone?

[01:16:06]>> I'm afraid so. Wall-ally, and Jinx, my nothing but a dirty little double crosser. I could have told you that.

[01:16:17]>> This place is beginning to give me the willies. How much longer we got to hang around here anyhow?

[01:16:21]>> Take it easy, will you? Those Jeans aren't looking for us. You don't dare make a move until night.

[01:16:28]>> Did you ever have the feeling that somebody was looking at you?

[01:16:31]>> You're imagining things, maybe, but I can just feel somebody's eyes looking right through me.

[01:16:39]Uh-oh.

[01:16:42]On your feet.

[01:16:43]>> Don't try anything. You got away with it once, but it won't happen again. How'd you know we were here?

[01:16:48]>> Connor told us.

[01:16:49]>> Connor, >> even she knows a traitor when she sees one. What have you done with that condenser?

[01:16:54]>> What condenser?

[01:16:55]>> Very well. If you won't talk to us, we'll take you to the comet. M.

[01:16:59]>> Come on.

[01:17:13]Here they come.

[01:17:39]Give me that rope.

[01:17:42]>> What kind of a babe are you anyhow? One minute you make love to me and the next you turn us over to police. I'm sorry, Wall-E. I only did it because I love you.

[01:17:50]>> Because you love me.

[01:17:51]>> Don't be mad at me. I can explain everything. Honest, darling.

[01:17:55]>> Lay off, Woody. You can't explain anything.

[01:17:57]>> Well, I saved you, didn't I?

[01:17:59]>> That's one point in your favor. Now, go on, beat it. Scram.

[01:18:02]>> All right, I will go. You'll never see me again.

[01:18:05]>> Now, wait a minute. I changed my mind.

[01:18:07]You stay here where I can keep my eyes on you. It's no use. They won't talk.

[01:18:13]>> Fritz, you might as well loosen up.

[01:18:15]What's that radio set doing on this island?

[01:18:18]>> Christianic to English.

[01:18:20]>> There he goes giving out with that highness stuff again. He spoke English pretty well a while ago.

[01:18:25]>> I I don't remember.

[01:18:27]>> Widen way too easy. Legacy so make it do. Oh, you'd better let us handle it.

[01:18:32]Chief Wally, the chief's got something there. Him and me sees eye to eye in lots of ways. Just give me five minutes with these birds and I'll have them spout in English in seven different languages, including double talk. I guess we haven't any choice. We've got to find out what goes on around here.

[01:18:47]>> Well, if if you'll just clear the deck of the women, we'll have a little tea party.

[01:18:51]>> Don't you need any help?

[01:19:00]>> All right, chief. Help me untie him so they can't say I didn't give him an even break.

[01:19:07]>> What is he going to do?

[01:19:08]>> Nothing to worry about. Jinx is as harmless as a kitten.

[01:19:12]>> TAKE IT EASY.

[01:19:18]DID YOU SAY KITTEN?

[01:19:22]>> Why don't you know something?

[01:19:23]>> What?

[01:19:24]>> We had them fellas all wrong. They was just aching to talk.

[01:19:27]>> What' they say?

[01:19:28]>> Plenty. A big jet plane gets in tonight loaded full of soldiers. They plan to set up an air base on this island.

[01:19:34]>> That's what I was afraid of. We've got to stop that plane.

[01:19:37]>> What with these? Hardly. That radio is probably set up to bring in a plane on a beam. If the pilot can't get it, he won't land.

[01:19:46]>> That's right. And he can't get a beam because the radio's on the blink. So, he just turns around and flies back to where he come from.

[01:19:54]>> So, suppose on the other hand, he does get a beam. He comes down on a landing field that isn't there. Result, no more plane, no more jabs.

[01:20:03]>> Boy, you said a mouthful. Hey, we better get that condenser.

[01:20:07]>> See you later, baby.

[01:20:09]Me too, Tootsie. And I'll bring you a couple of jets just for you.

[01:20:16]>> Well, how do you like that? We save their necks and what happens? They leave us flat.

[01:20:25]>> 4 hours those gents have been away. Why don't they bring in the prisoners?

[01:20:29]Perhaps they lost their way.

[01:20:31]>> More likely they allowed those stupid Americans to trick them. How can you call the Americans stupid when they have outwithithered us at every turn?

[01:20:40]>> Silent. You are talking disloyalty to our furer.

[01:20:43]>> I wonder what our furer would do if he were here on an island where the natives hate us and two Americans out there with guns and the Japanese plane on the way to a landing field that isn't ready. You shouldn't have sent these two doom cops after them. Shut up. I'm in command here and I am your army. I'm sorry, lover. I apologize.

[01:21:07]>> How could the two Americans cause so much trouble?

[01:21:13]>> Now, give me the convention.

[01:21:15]>> How are you going to know which is the beam and which ain't?

[01:21:18]>> The dial's probably marked.

[01:21:22]>> Yep, there she is.

[01:21:38]That does it. Now all we've got to do is wait.

[01:21:41]>> For what?

[01:21:43]>> That. Listen.

[01:22:08]That does it. They're coming in.

[01:22:10]>> Boy, wait till those b-legged baboons try to land in that mess of coconuts.

[01:22:21]>> It won't be long now. Come on. Let's go get ourselves some jabs if there's any left. I hope we both get our limit.

[01:22:31]>> Wall-ally, >> not now, baby. I'm in a hurry.

[01:22:33]>> I want to go, too.

[01:22:34]>> Where are going hunting, Tannon? It ain't no place for a girl.

[01:22:37]>> I know what I'm doing. Look, uncle loaned it to me.

[01:22:40]>> Okay, come on.

[01:23:05]They crashed.

[01:23:06]>> Dog guard. I hope there's enough left to shoot at. Don't worry, we're not through yet. Come on.

[01:23:41]It's the Japanese. They must have landed somehow.

[01:23:45]Yeah.

[01:23:58]You are coming down Craig.

[01:24:00]>> Yes, I'm the common Hitler.

[01:24:02]>> Good to the new order. I am Lieutenant Kono.

[01:24:06]>> Welcome to my island, Lieutenant Kono.

[01:24:08]I'm glad you landed safely.

[01:24:09]>> You have fa in your duty, common Greg.

[01:24:11]The randing fuel was not ready. It was not even there.

[01:24:14]>> Well, I can explain.

[01:24:15]>> Do not interrupt. Do not INTERRUPT YOURSELF.

[01:24:17]>> THERE WAS NO landing field. And yet you deliberately gave us a beam to bring us in.

[01:24:22]>> Beam? Leaval? Those Americans again.

[01:24:25]>> Americans? What Americans?

[01:24:27]>> The two American agents. They landed here a while back and have been giving us trouble ever since.

[01:24:32]>> We will take care of them as we have all others. Incidentally, America will soon be out of the war.

[01:24:39]>> How do you know this?

[01:24:40]>> The morale is breaking. They have no food. The people are starving. We have firsthand reports. The Horde nation is asking, "What's our cooking?

[01:24:53]Look, three a piece. Now match you for the odd one. You better stay here."

[01:25:03]>> And missed this. I should say not.

[01:25:07]>> No use making ridiculous excuse for your cowardry condrret.

[01:25:12]If you are honorable man, you will atone for the lives of men who die when our plane crashed.

[01:25:19]>> You mean >> an honorable death?

[01:25:22]5 minutes. We went outside.

[01:25:41]Well, >> if that chap thinks that I'm going to blow out my brains, he's crazy.

[01:25:54]Good luck.

[01:26:15]Very good, Lieutenant.

[01:26:18]Now you are in the same position.

[01:26:21]What do you mean?

[01:26:22]>> Now you are responsible for the airfield and the capture of the two Americans. I see what you mean.

[01:26:33]>> What's your ammunition? We haven't got much.

[01:26:34]>> If we run out, I'll use Uncle's pocket knife.

[01:26:39]Pick your man and fire at Will.

[01:26:41]>> Will, which one is he?

[01:26:50]>> We would both pick the same target.

[01:27:20]I always did say them Japs was bad shots.

[01:27:29]That got him.

[01:27:33]There they are.

[01:28:25]right on the noggin. Boy, what a sensation I'd be with them Brooklyn Dodgers.

[01:29:10]This is the happiest moment of my life.

[01:29:18]Jinx gave it to me.

[01:29:30]Wally, is everything all right?

[01:29:31]>> It's in the bag, baby. There will be a destroyer here in the morning with the detachment of Marines. And back we go to the good old USA >> to get married.

[01:29:39]>> Are you going to start that all over again? Well, why not?

[01:30:02]And that's a wrap on another classic complete with film facts. Hope to see you on the next premiere. Thanks for watching.