Kash Patel Is Going Down In Flames

Added: 2026-05-05

[00:00:00]So, in case you have not read it yet, The Atlantic came out with a phenomenal article where they spoke to countless people inside of the FBI about what an absolute failure of a human being Kash Patel really is.

[00:00:20]And when I say failure as a human being, I mean every possible aspect, both with his job and just as a person.

[00:00:28]Because according to this piece in The Atlantic, which again comes from people inside the department, Kash Patel drinks a little too much.

[00:00:38]Um honestly, might even put uh Pete Hegseth to shame with his drunken escapades. One time, allegedly, got so drunk he locked himself in an office accidentally to the point where FBI staffers were trying to requisition SWAT team like door-busting rammers so they could get in there and get him out because he was non-responsive.

[00:01:08]They thought the guy may have died of alcohol poisoning and locked himself in the office, so they wanted SWAT gear to break down the door.

[00:01:18]And of course, there was the time, allegedly, he uh I guess like forgot his email password.

[00:01:27]So, he had a full-blown meltdown cuz he couldn't get into his computer. It's all I've been fired, he thought. I've been fired. So, he's frantically calling around asking everybody if he had been fired and telling some people, I have been fired.

[00:01:45]And eventually, I guess the IT department at the FBI was like, no, dude, you're just um you're putting in the wrong series of letters and numbers to log into your computer. Um why don't you try it again?

[00:02:03]And he did, and he got in, and he's like, oh, okay, good, good, good.

[00:02:06]Glad nobody freaked out about that, right?

[00:02:10]So, over the weekend, because this report had been blowing up, Kash Patel was brought on to Maria Bartiromo's show on Fox to uh do some damage control.

[00:02:22]But instead of doing damage control, Kash Patel said this.

[00:02:27]>> [snorts] >> I'm happy to announce on your show that we are not going to take this lying down. You want to attack my character?

[00:02:35]Come at me. Bring it on. I'll see you in court. We have to fight back against the fake news. It's one of the many things that President Trump is so successful at in leading out on because no one is attacked as baselessly as he is and as much as he is. I won't tolerate their attacks on me because they are indirect attacks on the men and women of the FBI that we cleaned up. If the fake news mafia wants to ring their drums as loud as they can You don't ring a drum.

[00:03:06]The expression would be, if you want to bang your drum, not ring your drum. It's ring your bell or bang your drums. Now, I know those are both percussive instruments, but you you don't ring a drum. I'm sorry, but as a former percussion player, I take huge offense to that, you idiot.

[00:03:23]Um They're never going to stop me from completing the mission that President Trump has asked me to do, which is safeguarding America, and we're doing it better than ever before.

[00:03:35]Safeguarding America from what?

[00:03:38]I mean, we have seen in the last couple days massive atrocities committed, one in Louisiana just 2 days ago.

[00:03:54]And how Who are you protecting who from?

[00:03:57]Like, I'm sure millions of Americans would love to know how you, Kash Patel, have safeguarded anybody in this country.

[00:04:06]The only time America was safer while you were FBI director was probably the time you drunkenly locked yourself in the office and couldn't get out.

[00:04:14]That made us safer.

[00:04:17]Because that's what should happen to everyone in this administration. You should all be put in locked rooms that you cannot get out of for the rest of your lives.

[00:04:28]But I do love how he threatens to sue.

[00:04:31]Cuz that's their answer for everything.

[00:04:33]Oh, we'll we'll sue them. We'll sue them. You don't have a case, buddy.

[00:04:40]One thing that drives me crazy about Donald Trump with his defamation lawsuits or all the defamation lawsuits that the right threatens all the time is this.

[00:04:51]If you do not have any kind of loss to show, you don't have a case.

[00:05:02]You don't have a case, Kash Patel. It's been 4 days, roughly, since this story came out. How much money have you lost as a direct result? How much future earning potential have you lost as a result of this story? The answer is zero because that's incalculable.

[00:05:22]So, you don't even have a case.

[00:05:26]Even if you were able to prove malicious intent, you would win what? Maybe 10 grand from The Atlantic? Maybe, because there's actually no losses. You can only prove malice.

[00:05:40]I mean, it's ridiculous. It's absolutely just insane that these people threaten lawsuits when they have no losses. They don't know how the law works.

[00:05:52]But I would love to see him file a suit and try. Because the way that would play out is that The Atlantic would simply, you know, show their sources in court, and then they would countersue Kash Patel, and he would have to pay all their legal fees out of his own personal pocket. So, go ahead and do it, buddy.

[00:06:11]It's not going to work out the way that you think it will. I have no problem making fun of horrible people.

[00:06:20]Like, if you're just an absolute piece of trash human being that's making other people's lives miserable, then yeah.

[00:06:28]I'm okay with the mockery, with the derision, with the, you know, whatever.

[00:06:33]Have at it. Like, they get no sympathy.

[00:06:37]Um make fun of the eyes. Make fun of his name.

[00:06:41]Make fun of him being, you know, 2 and 1/2 ft tall. Whatever it is. I don't care.

[00:06:46]Um I am am not a fan of the like, well, you know, we can't we can't say that about this guy because No, you can. This guy has ruined people's lives and takes joy in it.

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