This is Laughable (Alien/UFO Files Declassified)

Added: 2026-05-13

[00:00:00]Now, this is absolutely insane. With a UFO alien disclosures the government recently declassified because they want to be transparent. If you look at this footage closely, what you'll see is they still haven't fully released the Epstein files unredacted or made any arrests.

[00:00:18]What's up, my freedom loving friend?

[00:00:20]Welcome back to the JP Reacts channel.

[00:00:21]This is where we help spread the light of truth and freedom because truth conquers. We've got the declassification of the EP [ __ ] Not the Epstein files, the Alien Files. This is a big deal.

[00:00:34]We're told this is a big deal, guys.

[00:00:35]We're really hyping this up. Iran war got that assassination attempt. There's a new virus. All right. All right. We'll do the alien thing. Just uh look at that. So, what a big deal. This is just oh boy, captivating our attention.

[00:00:51]It couldn't be more of a nothing burger.

[00:00:54]Uh they're trying to really sell this.

[00:00:56]So, we'll take a look at the highlights of what's been disclosed in these alien UFO declassification documents and videos. And but I mean, boy, it's life-changing. You're never going to see the world the same. We're also going to take a look at the hardcore selling of it. I mean, how they are just trying to sell this for two things. One, this is a big deal. And two, this means we're transparent. You guys are transparent. What? I mean, the Epstein Transparency Act. You didn't even That was the the law and you didn't even do that. You still haven't. So, wait, can you just be transparent with that? Undisclose some of that. So, there's no question. Uh, this is meant to be a big distraction. It's meant to be political points for no other administration has released this stuff that you will could care less if you see or not, but it's political points for us. Uh got midterms coming up not looking good for us. So, we want political points where we can sell ourselves as we're transparent. You can trust us. Well, I'm not going to. But anyway, uh here's how they're trying to sell it. The White House tweets this presidential unsealing for UAP encounters. Just call them UFOs. Per President Trump's directive, the Department of War has declassified and released unresolved UAP records. This is an unprecedented level of transparency.

[00:02:37]No other administration has gone this far. They told me it's transparency.

[00:02:42]Yeah, that's what they told me. So, I guess that's what this is. The This is them being transparent. They are transparent because they told me that's what they are. And I'm dumb enough to just be a sheep and spoon feed that into my brain. Files now live on war.gov/UFO.

[00:03:00]Additional files release whatever. And by the way, as this is a nothing burger, they're already trying to sell you like, yeah, this is this is pretty cool, but you know, the real stuff that's to come.

[00:03:12]Keep looking forward to this. Here's Tim Burchett, uh, congressman, I think maybe a senator, whatever. Uh, he was recently on Joe Rogan, uh, pre-selling this. And here's what he says. Remember the feds told us these files didn't exist and real Donald Trump stood up to the deep state.

[00:03:31]Did he? He stood up to the deep state by protecting Epstein criminals. All right, I won't drop that. I I just won't drop that. That's my pledge. The first drop will be big, but in comparison to what is coming, they will be a drop in a bucket. I would say holy crap is coming.

[00:03:52]Okay. So, what we've seen, he's saying like it's just a drop in the bucket compared to the holy crap that is to come. So, in other words, they they tell us things are going to be big instead of showing us big things. That's great. So he said, you know, the ones we're releasing uh now, they're still big.

[00:04:12]They're not. Uh they're not at all.

[00:04:15]They're not. By the way, if they did release big things, like there's a video of like a like you're like, that's intriguing. Holy crap. I probably wouldn't believe it. I'd be like, why did they fabricate this? Like why would they tell us this?

[00:04:31]You know, because they want to be on No, they don't. They realize citizens have a right. They the government doesn't do citizens have a right like they're supposed to, but that's not what their actions are. So, I'll be the first to say even if it wasn't just a nothing burger, I would not just buy into it because it's interesting and be like, what is that meant to make me do? What do they want me to think? How are they trying to manipulate me? Uh, but nonetheless, objectively, this release that they were just so transparent with is a nothing burger. We'll take a look at the highlights, if you can call them that. This is a really important highlight. This is a thing floating around. Apparently, it's an eightointed thing that's floating around. Now, if I looked up in the sky and saw this, I' i'd be intrigued. I'd say that's unusual.

[00:05:31]Then I'd probably want to go eat lunch.

[00:05:33]And seeing this on grainy old footage, it's also not lost on me that like someone could just easily make this in a dark bedroom with a camera and a thing that looks like that blown around the lens of the camera. What? And maybe this is actually taken in the sky. Let's just presume this was taken in the sky.

[00:05:59]I can sit here and say I objectively don't care. This is not meaningful to me. I do not care. And I get it. They're trying to sell me this is big. You care.

[00:06:10]This is going to change everything. And I'm here to say I'm sorry that the sheep that I'm supposed to be is supposed to care and supposed to be excited by the way supposed to be grateful. You're so transparent. I look at this and say I'm not interested. I am not interested. I' I'd rather watch basketball. And by the way, I hate watching basketball. But boy, is that huge. And here's another one floating around, taking it from Derek Evans tweet. New released uh from Trump's Do Apollo 17 photo showing three dots in a perfect triangular formation above the moon. Official note says it could be a physical object. No more hiding this stuff. So he's he's trying to sell it, too. That's cute. Uh, so these dots apparently taken from the moon.

[00:07:02]Well, uh, first off, if this was taken from the moon, I don't know. Are are those stars? Do y'all know there's stars in space? Could that be it? Do you know stars form what are called constellations? They can be in really interesting formations like a triangle or a lion or a dipper, a big one, a little one. And then second off, I'd say, were they were these taken from the moon? I guarantee there's people out there that, you know, they want to be sold. They're said that they're told, "This is exciting to you. This is meaningful, yet this is exciting and meaningful to me." And they probably spent 10 years saying, "We didn't land on the moon." And they're looking at this being like, "This was taken from the moon. What could those lights be?"

[00:07:49]Well, I don't know. Could they be lights?

[00:07:52]Could they be lights from stars? Uh could they be uh uh lights from the moon craft that are reflecting off metallic floating crap? I don't know. But I can say now what this is if we found out it's something like whatever the hell this is. All I can sit here and say and do is say I don't care. I know they want me to care, but objectively I don't care. This is not intriguing to me in the least. Hey there, my friend. We'll get back to the video in just a second, but first I got a question for you. After meals, do you ever feel tired and sluggish, heavy, or maybe have energy crashes throughout the day? I know for me, I used to get energy crashes about an hour after each meal.

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[00:11:26]Are we going by a script?

[00:11:30]Are we going by a script? Says the White House, Department of War, uh Donald Trump, this is just we're scripted, guys. We're doing operation. Make us look transparent.

[00:11:47]Use the word transparency in everything you put out. No, the files don't matter.

[00:11:51]It's just a bunch of crap. The word transparency that comes with the files, that's what matters.

[00:11:59]Tweet that out. It was my honor to direct my administration to identify and provide government files related to alien and extraterrestrial life. None of the files that have been released is their talk about extraterrestrial life, by the way. It's stuff floating around or people saying, "What are those lights? Unidentified flying objects, whatever." Whereas previous administrations have failed to be transparent. There's the word again on this subject. With these new documents and videos, the people can decide for themselves what the hell is going on.

[00:12:31]No. No, you can't. There's nothing here.

[00:12:33]You can't use any of this for anything.

[00:12:36]have fun and enjoy. Uh, by the way, uh, if you want more intriguing information on this subject, and you probably don't want information on this subject, you probably want to take care of your family and focus on your life, and I would say please do that. But if you did, like watch a documentary by Jere Jeremy Corbin with Bob Lazar. Like the government, they're like, we got some stuff. Whereas like private people in pretty reputable ways have done things that are a hund times more intriguing than this. Uh but here's Jack Pibiac doing the bidding administration trying to sell this. This is insane. It's literally how I started this video because it's just so ridiculous to say any of this is insane.

[00:13:26]So I was being sarcastic. He's serious.

[00:13:28]I guess this is insane. You You may have to zoom in to see it. Oh, I will.

[00:13:36]Whoa. Maybe we should zoom in further.

[00:13:38]Whoa.

[00:13:40]Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Do you see it? Do you see it? There is blackness with grayness around it. Yeah. I'm glad I did zoom in. This is incredible. Holy lord. Insane indeed. Here's a perspective that seems a little bit more grounded to me, a little bit more straightforward, honest, not we're doing transparency salesmanship. We want us to look transparent. Just use the word transparency when we release literal crap. Dig some stuff out of the garbage and release it. Make it make it look crappy. I don't know. Marjgerie Taylor Green says this. I really don't care about the UFO files. I just don't. with you there, sister. I'm so sick of the look at the shiny object propaganda while they wage foreign wars, let us and pedophiles run free and ruin the value of our dollar. Unless they roll out live aliens, test demo UFOs, and actually admit what we know really is, then I have way better things to do on this Friday. The only difference between me and Marjgery Taylor Green on this is even if they rolled out live aliens and did UFO demos, I might watch three minutes of that video.

[00:15:02]Then I'm going about my day. Like you, if you came to me and said, JP, without a without a doubt, there's aliens. I'd be like, I've kind of suspected that all along. It's not a shocker, but we have live footage of aliens and we're going to actually do a UFO flying demonstration.

[00:15:21]I'm like, you got three minutes of my attention at best. And then I I want you to know there's there's things in my life that really matter to me. My attention will not be diverted. And I know we like to do divert attention. We train people to treat their attention as though it's just useless stuff. That way they don't value it. they don't focus in it on what really matters. That way we can easily distract their attention because when there's things like look OVER THERE, THERE'S UFO DEMONSTRATION.

[00:15:52]You fig you've done nothing. You haven't made any arrests and you didn't release any of it. You released crap and it was redacted. And there's the other half.

[00:16:02]And by the way, there's the 47,000 documents you have deleted since the Iran war started. Which by the way, the Iran war that that's great. Is are we doing it because of Israel? And is Israel implicated in Epc.

[00:16:19]But I would say my kids looking in the trees outside, going for a walk, eating food, talking to friends, all things that I would be doing after 3 minutes of watching a live alien demonstration.

[00:16:31]Now, this is also super intriguing. Uh this is a summary from one page of the report documents. This was on Fox News, I guess, slow news day. But they received their instructions, I'm sure, on Operation Make Us Look Transparent.

[00:16:45]Uh, new bombshell.

[00:16:49]Can we stop with exaggerated? This is insane. This is a bombshell. Tell me if this is a bombshell, too. Uh, first batch files, Apollo 17 footage uh that was buried for decades. Astronauts captured bright particles and jagged angular fragments tumbling past the spacecraft. There are big ones on my window, says one astronaut. Looks like the Fourth of July out of Ron's window. You see them? Jagged angular fragments tumbling. For years, NASA dismissed it as floating insulation.

[00:17:24]Now, the White House says no consensus on what these objects actually were.

[00:17:30]Jagged angular fragments is the only explanation for that. Like aliens were throwing things at them. Space debris, you know, there's a lot of like asteroids and like small rock particles, not all of which are like super smooth, but this is a bombshell. This is a bombshell. Boy, and if if this is a bombshell to you, golly, you might have a sad life. Uh, concerned citizen has uh a fun perspective on this. Yofo files show astronauts on the moon, which means it's BS. Yeah, you can't have it both ways.

[00:18:09]You can't like I don't think we landed on the moon, but dude, look at those lights uh from the pictures astronauts took from the moon. H, what do you think? Yeah, I think uh I'm not confident we went to the moon is what I think. The Van Allen radiation belt, it's a hell of a thing to get through without being liquefied. And uh here's Derek Evans. He did a Grock uh summarize all the crap in the files that was released. And uh let's see, here's the summary. There are historical records covering roughly 1947 and 1968 on flying disc and UFO reports. Contents include public witness letters and detailed sighting reports. Cool. So, you get to hear things that other people have said, as you can on many documentaries that we have had access to for years. Internal FBI memos and TLEX, whatever those are.

[00:19:06]Correspondence between FBI, military, and other agencies. Gosh, I I want to see the correspondence.

[00:19:13]Were they writing on the backs of alien corpse? Are they is paper?

[00:19:18]Ah, yeah. No, no. This is transparency.

[00:19:21]I want to see the correspondence investigation notes and follow-ups.

[00:19:27]These are more complete versions, fewer redactions than what was previously available in the public FBI vault. Uh there's some photos. Uh most, if not all of these are ones we've already gone through and ridiculed. And this was this in the files. The government says the earth is overpopulated.

[00:19:46]The government is overpopulated.

[00:19:49]I guess I don't know how that slipped in here. Well, ladies and gentlemen, that is the insane bombshell report about the UFO files that have been released. It's transparency is what we're doing here. I guess we see transparency because they told us we're seeing transparency. The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final most essential command. George Orwell.

[00:20:17]If you don't see transparency, even though you're told you're seeing transparency, I would dare say don't obey the party's final most essential command. Those are my thoughts on the UFO disclosures. Let me know what you think about this in the comments below, and I'll look forward to seeing you on our next video. But until then, stay