I made my sentences talk out of order

Added: 2026-06-05

[00:00:00]Hear me out. We do the stack again, but everything Doug says also gets added to the stack.

[00:00:05]>> Wait, what? How would that work? Wait, this is kind of an idea. Hold on. I muted the whole stream and then every single line I say is read out by my Doug Dug voice, but it's only read out loud in like a stack order. So, the order is all wrong. That's so funny. That's so funny. We should do that. I was going to play Mario. This is going to be really That's such a good idea. I like your real voice. It's so stu Oh, [ __ ] No. I mean, to be fair, that's an idea that would be like 20 minutes of coding, 5 minutes tops, and then it's funny for like maybe 15 minutes, and then the stream ends, and it's fine. Let's think this through. What would actually happen? So, I say a sentence, you guys don't hear it. It's like, "All right, time for a new level." That goes onto a stack, but then before it plays, I say another thing. Wo, this looks hard. So this is actually playing and then while that's playing I'm saying another thing which is like I'll still beat it though.

[00:01:05]Wo looks hard is still playing and then I say I think Hitler was bad. What you guys actually hear in order would be wo this looks hard. I think Hitler was bad.

[00:01:15]I did it poggies. I'll still beat it though. All right time for a new level.

[00:01:19]No this is this would take a lot of time. This is not a 5minute coding adventure. I'll do a poll. I will genuinely honor the poll. I'm I'm fine either way. This is Mario for the love of God. Just play Mario. Jesus Christ.

[00:01:30]And another one is silly coding adventure. Uh, okay. What's the What's the vote? Silly coding adventure.

[00:01:37]Here's how we're going to test that it's working. In theory, it's working 100%.

[00:01:41]What I'm going to do >> test that it's working. In theory, it's working 100%.

[00:01:45]>> One sentence and then another sentence and then another sentence. And we should hear them kind of in reverse order. Here is my first sentence right now. One sentence and then another sentence, another sentence. And we should hear them. My third sentence right now.

[00:01:57]>> Oh [ __ ] those got put in together. We should hear third first though. Here is my third sentence right now. And now we should hear, "Oh [ __ ] those got put in together next, I think." Oh [ __ ] those got put in together. We should hear third first, though. Here's my first sentence right now. Here is my second sentence right now. I did 25 minutes.

[00:02:15]That's not bad. For the sake of redoing the entire last stream, it is like a stack of plates. Where are the plates?

[00:02:22]You don't need the plates. It's so this stack and the code is going to read off the most literally one of the easiest things to understand. You don't have to play to understand thisly kind of stack and then just keep up with what the most recent things. It's a stack medicine.

[00:02:44]It can be literally anything. It is a stack of things. IT'S A STACK OF PAPER.

[00:02:48]IT'S A STACK OF PAPER. This is fine too.

[00:02:50]The next message goes on things. It's physical stack on medicine. This is a little bit funny. You have to admit it.

[00:02:56]>> You have to admit it. It's not funny.

[00:02:58]It's kind of funny. So, what needs to happen now is I need to be muted. You have to admit it. You have to admit it.

[00:03:03]We need to have a visual that says how many sentences have a visual. This is a bonus feature.

[00:03:08]>> AI voice me is so intense about everything. This dude needs to chill the [ __ ] out. We need to have a sound.

[00:03:15]>> If I like watched me for the first time and heard this voice, I'd be like, "This guy needs to calm the [ __ ] down, right?

[00:03:20]Jesus Christ. It's not 2014 YouTube anymore. Oh no. You know what we need?

[00:03:25]>> Like come on. AI voice me is so intense about everything. This dude needs to chill the [ __ ] out.

[00:03:32]>> Is this how I sound? Honestly. True and real. He has a point.

[00:03:35]>> I think the delay is a little too long.

[00:03:37]>> I think the delay is a little too long.

[00:03:40]Yeah, I I love the vibe of Doug says a calm like calmly and then the GUY IS LIKE, I THINK IT'S A LITTLE TOO LONG.

[00:03:50]He's like so intense about everything.

[00:03:53]It's just like not a big deal. So now it's just Mario, but confusing and hard to follow.

[00:03:59]We officially have a stack for no reason. Let us begin Mario Maker Bingo.

[00:04:05]>> Hello. Can everybody hear me? Can you hear me?

[00:04:10]If anybody asks, tell them Twitch is having audio issues, which makes no sense at all. By the way, I'm going to win. I am a man. I am John Fuckingham. I should be clear. The game was not made by 2-year-old. No, wait, what? That's not what I said. I [ __ ] FORGOT. OKAY, that one actually matched the energy I said that with.

[00:04:32]>> This game was made by 2-year-old John Fuckingham.

[00:04:34]>> Early chill the [ __ ] out. Calm down.

[00:04:38]Famously, John [ __ ] spent his childhood making Mario Maker levels.

[00:04:42]Who's the dumbest [ __ ] I've ever pooped out of a butt?

[00:04:46]>> Okay, I'm not going in the hole.

[00:04:48]>> Dude, what is going on in this level? Go back for the pee on the left. Should I hit this rehab because of my drinkab and give a high and low for the day in order to process it properly and not drink about it. It's in front of a group of other people in rehab. Do you think I should consider this my high or low?

[00:05:07]>> It was supposed to be red.

[00:05:09]>> I think you put your chip on the on the counter. And you say this was this was the hardest battle I fought so far and also the dumbest and easiest. I think you put this squarely in the middle.

[00:05:19]>> Can you carry the switch on YouTube and Twitch to John Fuckingham?

[00:05:24]>> I'll go to his grave and I will take that to my grave and his grave. I'll go TO HIS [ __ ] GRAVE. CHAT, YOU KNOW WHO I'M talking about. I will [ __ ] do it.

[00:05:34]>> I just want to say this stupid [ __ ] >> tonight as you gave me.

[00:05:38]>> I'll do it.

[00:05:38]>> Thanks, dog. I'll hate you.

[00:05:40]>> No [ __ ] ham on his grave. John [ __ ] him is an absolute disaster.

[00:05:46]>> Okay, now we go back. Yeah, that's right. Do you say, Jeff? We're good.

[00:05:51]We're good. We're good. It doesn't matter what [ __ ] child he was.

[00:05:55]>> What happened?

[00:05:56]>> There's no excuse for Hitler. Oh, this [ __ ] J [ __ ] him. Piece of dog butt. John [ __ ] beat an 8 by8 Mario board like six times by now.

[00:06:06]>> There's no Hitler. We talked about Hitler earlier. We're going to take John Fuckingham. We're going to take him to Nuremberg and this crime Nuremberg.

[00:06:17]It's not me. No. Hitler. Hitler's not a verb.

[00:06:22]>> I remember watching you years ago.

[00:06:24]>> That's it. That's it.

[00:06:24]>> Now I came back and you're talking like a maniac and ranting about John.

[00:06:29]Get help, please, before Swiss.

[00:06:32]>> I didn't say that. I'm not talking about Hitler. You guys keep bringing him up.

[00:06:36]Someone vape him. Mods. Ve that guy. Ve that guy.

[00:06:40]>> That's not a verb.

[00:06:41]>> I'm not saying beep Hitler, by the way.

[00:06:43]That's what I'm suggesting. That guy, vape him. The AI is freaking out.

[00:06:48]>> How are you feeling?

[00:06:48]>> I'm not freaking out. I'm fine. I think you're a smelly, slimy doubter.

[00:06:54]>> He's the John Fuckingham of the 20th century. JNMP needs to understand.

[00:06:59]You're just dead.

[00:07:01]You're just dead.

[00:07:03]That I I that that I respectfully disagree with him. That's No. No. Hold on. Hold on now. Wrong.

[00:07:09]>> Shut.

[00:07:10]>> Hold on. This is actually coming out in a bad order. [ __ ] >> Yeah. Yeah. What up? I is [ __ ] >> What's coming out?

[00:07:19]>> JOHN, I DON'T EVEN want to associate with John [ __ ] ham. Okay. I DIDN'T REALIZE JOHN [ __ ] Ham is a little piece of ass.

[00:07:27][ __ ] pay attention. I'm not skipping.

[00:07:29]I'm not skipping.

[00:07:30]>> Anime character.

[00:07:31]>> Get your pot ready.

[00:07:35]>> [ __ ] I should probably skip.

[00:07:37]>> Thanks for reminding me.

[00:07:38]>> I mean, it's like pixel perfect for today.

[00:07:41]>> If John Fuckingham made an actual coherent level, I wouldn't be in this issue and I could just have a couple more attempts.

[00:07:48]>> Hey, Doug.

[00:07:48]>> No more skips. Three lives and a dream.

[00:07:51]I know I could get this, but it's so easy to burn through lives.

[00:07:55]I know what I need to do. Going to skip like a [ __ ] coward.

[00:08:05]>> Wait, wait, wait, wait. The goal is Super Mario. Oh no, I did it.

[00:08:12]>> Three cheers for John [ __ ] him. May he bring the doubters high and the dog dugs low.

[00:08:17]>> Don't you ever speak his name in >> What's the opposite of saying it in vain? I wish that was not the most anticlimactic thing I've ever done.

[00:08:25]>> Um I uh I think we can all agree that we were going TO PUT JOHN [ __ ] ham to death >> on purpose to end the bit. Okay, but [ __ ] but the bit is done right.

[00:08:38]>> I'm sorry.

[00:08:38]>> Only 5minute coding adventure Texas beach goes in.

[00:08:43]>> That's not what I said. Editors cut to 3hour. CHEER 100. CHEER 100. CHEER 100.

[00:08:51]Doug finally gets to have the TTS experience where a bunch of morons like me say some dumb [ __ ] and delay his ability to talk by like several hours.

[00:09:00]No. Oh, this is bad. Oh no, this is bad.

[00:09:04]I need to remove cheer. Hey guys, it's me, Doug Doug, Elden Ring and Potatoes, and One Piece is great. Pokémon is still kind of mid. Okay. Uh, this is genuinely a bad idea. Okay, please give me money so I can buy more plates. Hey Doug, this is a test. Why do you do chat? Are you still scared? Daddy Dougdug is still here for you. Okay, this is not something we should do. And it's going to get old so quickly. Also, I did oral sex on Lord Fuckingham because pinkos like me love the British rulers. HEY GUYS, DOUG DOUG HERE AND I WANT TO SAY THAT I WOULD DO 91 ALL OVER AGAIN BECAUSE UNLIKE LORD [ __ ] HIM, I crave the corruption of innocent youthful minds. That's not what I said.

[00:09:49]It's kind of [ __ ] obvious what sentences you guys said versus me because honestly the Catboy drama was overrated. The Catboys were not even that musty. That is what I said. That's not what I said. I said that. So seriously, I don't like that you guys are putting these things in my mouth.

[00:10:06]So, this bit isn't going to last much longer.

[00:10:09]Actually, that is what I said. I did not say that. The only thing I want in my mouth is John Fuckingham.

[00:10:17]That's not Oh, god. It's already starting. Ah, that is not what I said.

[00:10:22]Okay, chat. This is actually impossible TO DEAL WITH. I'M TURNING OFF THE MESSAGE STACK and I'm heading to the bedroom to watch Lord Fuckingham bone my girlfriend. Okay, guys. This bit is really fresh.

[00:10:36]Okay, chat. Let's rip some ass. I didn't say that, but I would say it.

[00:10:41]>> I'm sorry for initially suggesting this bit. This [ __ ] sucks. That's what I said. True. Okay, sorry guys. I need to get serious for a second. To my girlfriend, if you're watching this, it's over.

[00:10:54]You're making me look like an [ __ ] And now, a moment of silence.

[00:11:02]And now, back to the chaos.

[00:11:05]Okay, now I'm going to beat this level.

[00:11:06]Oh, wait. I can't. My shriveled up UNCC hands can't handle it. I realized I have no way of pausing this, guys. This sucks so bad. This is so bad. It's so bad.

[00:11:18]Literally, what is this? I'm so confused. Scammer, bring it back.

[00:11:23]>> I want to stop it.

[00:11:24]>> It was funny for >> I don't have a way to pause it.

[00:11:26]>> OKAY.

[00:11:27]>> HOW DARE YOU MUTE US? If you stop it, you hate democracy.

[00:11:32]Keep sending me bits, you cucks.

[00:11:34]Editors, make this into a main channel video.

[00:11:38]This is not going on YouTube. I have to throw the run. I think we have to kill the bit. This bit was only funny for like 5 minutes. Honestly, I think I'm going to end the stream. Get high and eat more of my girlfriend's plates.

[00:11:50]No, it is going on YouTube. That was a chatter.

[00:11:53]Type one in the chat if you want a mongoo stream cuz we got to kill the bed. I got to throw now. Lick my rusty sheriff's badge. Just kidding, guys. This bit is so good. I'm doing a 24-hour stream now. Doug, why don't you just end the stream instead of trying to throw the run, you act as if you're not in control here? Because technically that way I didn't scam everybody. We got to kill the bit so I can go continue my passionate affair with John Fuckingham. Parker, are you here right now? Can you come into my room and take over? I'm too much of a coward and I need to go marry John.

[00:12:29][ __ ] him. I need to kill the bit like I killed my bully in high school. True.

[00:12:34]I said that two lives. I swear I've tried. I didn't throw. Hey Doug, I just got home from therapy for my fear of ventriloquism. In order to beat this level, I have to summon Diablo the cheater to eat Dave's Hot Chicken. I am excited to officially come to you all as a gay transman and announce that I have been in a relationship with John Fuckingham this entire time. I don't know why you didn't think it would devolve this way again like the last stream. I'm kind of playing like a [ __ ] ham right now. Don't say that.

[00:13:09]Ladies and gentlemen, it's over. Chat, you are free. Hold. We're free. I did not say that we're free. It's the worst bit of ALL TIME. I DID NOT say that.

[00:13:22]It's the worst bit of all time.

[00:13:25]Goodbye, chat. It was fun, but thank God this bit is ending. And may we hope it never returns. Also, this will be my newest YouTube video. Before we leave, I bottom for John Fuckingham and top for Mongis. Oh god, the drugs are finally hitting. Never mind. I find this bit funny now.