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Added: 2026-06-02

[00:00:00]You son of a [ __ ] >> Let me show your goofy ass how to do this.

[00:00:15]>> [ __ ] hold on tight cuz I tweak this [ __ ] >> Spooky time.

[00:00:28]>> We want some. I'm telling you, this is what I've been pitching for way too long is to have the nimonos. Like, I feel like I'm having a conversation with you.

[00:00:34]It's not all performative.

[00:00:36]>> Hey, these are fine. What's up, guys?

[00:00:38]We're back. And don't [ __ ] worry about this thing. Don't worry about that. I didn't mean to swear that early.

[00:00:43]I'm trying to stop swearing.

[00:00:44]>> What's the I I I do want to talk about like what's the big deal >> with cussing?

[00:00:49]>> Yeah, >> you're the one that doesn't cuss, >> but that's because I heard when I was little a comedian say it makes you more creative with jokes. Yeah, I disagree.

[00:00:58]>> Okay, that's fine. Why do I but you know what things with me is when I start something for whatever reason I have this autistic trait where I have to stick with it for a long time.

[00:01:07]>> Yeah, >> but it's not a moral thing. I want you to know.

[00:01:10]>> No, I'm not doing it. I want to stop because I feel like I've been doing it.

[00:01:14]Um I started doing it. I feel like I do it too much around.

[00:01:18]>> But what's but what's wrong with that?

[00:01:20]>> It's not even for It's not even as much as like me. It's more so like >> No, I know.

[00:01:25]>> Someone out there with a child doesn't want their child to hear that for whatever reason. I >> Let's talk about the reasons. Like why is that such a big deal?

[00:01:32]>> You know, they get punished in school for it.

[00:01:35]>> I'm trying to get to the root of it. Why do we think that is? Like what does it go back to?

[00:01:39]>> Blasing God, I think, or something, I think. I don't know. That's what I mean.

[00:01:44]That's what you and your mom me and your mom get into it about. And me and my mom get into different say GD is taking the Lord's name. And >> I'm not even speaking about that. like the other swear words where it doesn't have anything to do with religious context. It's just like >> I think it's just a crass way of saying things. I don't even know.

[00:02:01]>> But like making but collectively deciding what's crass and taboo even though they're just sounds coming out of like evolved little primates than that. It's a vibration that you're crazy as a >> those are the things that I sit in bed and I'll just be thinking through things that don't matter. I'm like why am I thinking through this? It's like society doesn't matter. Right now it's the NBA playoffs and if you want to win some cash, you can get $500 back. So if you put in $500 or anything less, they will give it back to you on your first deposit if you lose. So there's really no reason not to play my bookie. Throw it on uh throw it on the Spurs. Unless they've already lost, then uh throw it on the finals. You got the Knicks, you've got OKC. You know, OKC is probably the best team, but the Knicks or Spurs are probably the better team than the Knicks, I would assume. The Knicks are well rested and they have they have a purpose. They have a really strong why. Uh Jaylen Brunson has been counted out his entire life, but now he has a reason and he's doing it for the city and the city's going to go wild and it's going to burn down. Maybe that's passion. Maybe that's the way that you throw your My Bookie. But either way, if you put it in and lose, you get it back.

[00:03:07]So, I think that's a pretty good deal.

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[00:03:12]And you'll get up to $500. If you lose, you get refunded up to 500 bucks to go on. You can make a deposit of I think the minimum deposit is 35 bucks. So you can deposit 35 bucks, bet it, and guess what? If you lose, no biggie. You get it back and it's that simple. Thank you, my bookie. We love you. I was thinking about that the other I mean we talked about movies last week. I was thinking about something recently that I was like, how the how do we even get Oh, I was telling him I think the death of our country and our world.

[00:03:35]>> Oh my god. I was just >> I think the death of our country and world genuinely I think you can trace it back to one moment and that was the moment that I think >> no I'm going to when when we could start burning CDs.

[00:03:48]>> Oh >> cuz I think when you burn a CD you then take you it adds like this autonomy to your life that you can control everything like you want to hear the music. It had to have been way if we're speaking about swearing and the taboo of that. It has to be way before being able to burn CDs.

[00:04:07]>> No, no. I'm not I'm This is a completely different I'm talking about the burning of CDs.

[00:04:10]>> But the falling of this nation, the falling of the world came when we started using lime wire.

[00:04:15]>> Yeah. Yes. Because then because now >> World War II happened.

[00:04:19]>> That wasn't that bad. I mean, that was bad. Really bad. But what I'm saying is >> pirating music is worse.

[00:04:24]>> Well, the thing about that is like there's always been wars. There's always been conflicts that's always resolved over time. But >> I can't express how >> great I feel without holding a mic.

[00:04:33]>> Yeah, it's pretty nervous when you start when you start curating what music you get to listen to all the time. Like the radio was such a unique thing growing up. I think cuz like we didn't burn a lot of CDs at when Frostware came out.

[00:04:44]We did. I think before that people could, you know, make cassette tapes and [ __ ] like that, but whatever. That took >> that was that was a a labor of love because you wait on the radio, oh there's a good song. You'd always miss a little bit of probably the first >> you had to work on it. That was a whole skill. What I'm talking about is like we it started making things like easily ex accessible and when things became super I think now everything is so easily accessible that we don't even like you don't even you live in >> instant gratification.

[00:05:06]>> Yeah.

[00:05:07]>> Can I bring something up that might ruffle your feathers?

[00:05:09]>> Go for it.

[00:05:09]>> I think you're a glutton for instant gratification.

[00:05:12]>> I disagree. Look at me. I'm chewing on a popsicle stick over here.

[00:05:17]>> Number one, John's off in the corner talking looking at me like this. Uh I'm going to send to the editor a clip. I want you to roll it now. Uh-uh. Do not do that to me. No.

[00:05:26]>> Let me show you.

[00:05:27]>> Why don't we have a camera on him?

[00:05:29]>> Cuz I'm I'm I'm just making sure you do gamer stuff.

[00:05:34]>> You said anything.

[00:05:37]>> What's he eating?

[00:05:38]>> This is my This is This is a birthday cake that I got to on my birthday. So, >> yes, they brought it for me on my birthday.

[00:05:47]>> Ice cream cake.

[00:05:48]>> Ice cream cake. Not my favorite type of ice cream cake, but it's okay. Uh, >> it's one of those things you can't complain about.

[00:05:53]>> Well, Marley Marley had asked me, she's like, she had asked me a couple days before we were talking about birthday cakes. She's like, "What's your favorite style of cake?" And I was like, "Oh, my favorite are like the the birth the ice cream cakes where it's like chocolate or vanilla fudge little pebble things and then chocolate ice cream." And then they brought she bought the one that has vanilla ice cream and then vanilla cake, which is lovely. I eat it regardless.

[00:06:14]But this is a three-week old cake that he's huffing.

[00:06:19]I think I think you're I think you're exploiting >> someone's I mean he has a real difficulty with with sugar. It's a thing that he can't >> a coke at Costco >> and I wish he was here to defend himself but he didn't put a camera or a mic on.

[00:06:32]But he and to date a personal trainer I mean it has to be >> I sent it to her.

[00:06:38]>> What'd she say?

[00:06:39]>> She said she said I'm more worried about that Coke can. And I said, "It's a Z."

[00:06:45]>> Oh, she saw the Coke can.

[00:06:46]>> I said it. I said, "I'll be honest with you. It's a zero."

[00:06:49]>> I didn't tell her about the Costco Cokes, but now she's listening now.

[00:06:53]>> She's not listening. I can promise you almost no one is.

[00:06:57]>> Nobody's listening. That leads us to something else.

[00:07:00]>> It leads us to something else. We know it's failing.

[00:07:03]>> We're aware. We got And know we know you guys have a lot more fun with the gaming channel. Thus, this sign in here, we're just going to we're going to do more games on the gaming channel. But what I thought would be fun to There was a um >> we're going to do more games.

[00:07:20]>> Yeah. Well, nobody likes this podcast.

[00:07:22]>> Yeah, >> games.

[00:07:23]>> The only reason John's in here so we do this ad. Can we talk to the people without >> Look at this. Gamer subs. You want a free Here's the thing. This is what I know.

[00:07:29]>> Look, Shut the [ __ ] up, John.

[00:07:32]>> Say that you're mad at me, but you're grateful for the ad. Oh, I'm so [ __ ] mad at you, but I'm so grateful that that people at home can try gamer subs this thing right here for free. Not this big. It's going to be a small crazy deal.

[00:07:43]>> Yeah. You go in and you put in um >> So, you don't have to put your credit card or any information um like >> you don't have to pay for shipping or anything.

[00:07:50]>> Yeah. They'll just send it straight to your door. That's how confident they are that you're going to like it. So, if you buy energy drinks all the time or just tired or go to the gym or work or school and you want more energy, you can get it for free.

[00:08:01]>> This has antioxidants. This has neutropics. I've been doing neutropics pouches myself and they work >> that you've been paying for.

[00:08:06]>> That I've been paying for wildly overpaid for to be honest with you.

[00:08:09]>> So to get it again, you don't have to put in your credit card. They're not trying to scam you. They'll just send it straight to your door. I think that's pretty good.

[00:08:15]>> These drinks you do have to pay for, but I really like them. So I'm okay with that.

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[00:08:49]No credit card required, anything like that. I hung out with John the other day.

[00:08:53]>> Kid's a wild card.

[00:08:53]>> You can't hang out with him outside of the office. He's a sicko.

[00:08:56]>> I've never seen someone go so hard and be able to function the next day. He was up until he said he slept two hours last night. I was like, "Why did you He's like, "Well, I got back at 2 a.m. and then I he built a cooler until 6:00 a.m.

[00:09:07]in the morning." I was like, "Why'd you build a cooler that late?" He's like, "I just had to get it done." I was like, "Okay." He has this housewarming party this weekend.

[00:09:14]>> You don't have to go to that.

[00:09:15]>> I got to go. He looked me in the eye.

[00:09:17]Him and his this girl looked me in the eyes and I said I'd go and I just >> I love John. This But why is it It's This is takes me back to It's so easy for you to go do anything with anyone else but me.

[00:09:27]>> No. No. you wanted to play. Here's the thing. If it's several different If it's a weekend, if it's like a weekend, I'm I'm game to do that.

[00:09:33]>> I asked you over the weekend.

[00:09:34]>> I know, but I was hung over. That was If you would have asked me on Friday, if you' asked me Friday and said, "Yo, you going to do this Sunday?" Or if you'd asked me Saturday, I would have been like, "Yeah, you asked me the day of like 2 hours before." And I was like, "Fuck, I'm hung over." And then the other night, I was so tired. I was asleep last night. By 10:00, I slept 9 hours.

[00:09:49]>> You slept way longer than 9 hours.

[00:09:51]>> 11 hours. Unperturbed. Best sleep I've had in forever. I needed it. But I'm down to play. I'm down to do but this thing >> but you always think that an invite's going to keep coming. That's the problem.

[00:10:01]>> They'll keep coming. We'll have the invite. But no, here's what I gonna say.

[00:10:04]The people at his party, we need to talk about this. We shot a pilot a while back. I don't know if you ever talked about this. We shot a pilot like here at the office and it's it was like a whole thing in the editing process. There were like one editor tried it, different editor took a crack at it. This other editor took a crack at it. We ended up watching a version that we really liked, but the first version we saw was kind of all over the place. Well, that's the tough thing about making TV film in general is you'll go from like the writer's mind and then the director will put their whole spin on it and then the the editor will put their whole spin on it and then the director and writer will possibly give notes to the editor to like merge everyone's ideas together and then you're left with like what was even the vision. That's why it's so hard to make a film.

[00:10:48]>> Yeah. That's why I think people people that write direct >> That's like Curry. Yeah, him I like I think also like >> with Obsession, he wrote it, directed it, and he edited it himself.

[00:10:58]>> Yeah, I think of that like I think Wes Anderson's similar like like not people might not like Wes Anderson, but he has a very clear like he has a very clear style and I think if that was [ __ ] with you, you would be like, "Oh, this is terrible." But because he does all of it, I think he edits. I know he writes and directs, but yeah, it it's just such an odd It's so weird how things can get so [ __ ] up along the way cuz I bet there are scripts out there that knock like are so good. You like this is the best script I've ever read and then you and then it's probably made into something that you [ __ ] hate. You're like, how did it get to here? Like it was >> Same thing. There's scripts that are so terrible and then a director will make it beautiful.

[00:11:34]>> What do you think the best one of that is? What do you think's been the worst script from?

[00:11:38]>> No.

[00:11:39]>> Have you been watching it?

[00:11:40]>> No, cuz you said we were going to watch >> I haven't watched it. I I haven't watched it since the second whatever last episode we watched together.

[00:11:46]>> How many are out? Three more. I think >> three, four, maybe. Here's the thing, guys. You want to work out?

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[00:12:53]Go check them out today. Thank you so much, FitBod. We love you. I keep trying to get him. He's only watched one episode of Widow's Bay. He's scared. Why are you scared?

[00:13:00]>> Cuz you said it was really scary. You said it was one of the more scary things you've seen.

[00:13:03]>> I said it was more unsettling. It's unsettled.

[00:13:05]>> You said there was a witch like crawling under people's legs.

[00:13:08]>> Not a witch. This old [ __ ] Yeah.

[00:13:10]>> Apple's been edited out of the park.

[00:13:12]>> Yeah, she's old. What else has been Apple been doing? Oh, I've been watching the Burrows on Netflix, which is a Duffer Brothers joint.

[00:13:20]>> Is that what they call it?

[00:13:21]>> I like saying that. They've only they've only ever used that for Spike Lee or Spike Jones. Spike Lee. This is a Spike Lee joint. I'm gonna start saying this.

[00:13:28]A Duffer Brothers joint. And it's uh weird. It's fun. It's kind of weird.

[00:13:33]It's like a UFO, alien, old people, dementia type thing. These old people trying to solve a case, but they use like dementia is like these people, they're [ __ ] just going crazy.

[00:13:43]>> If you had to live in a horror universe, what would it be?

[00:13:46]>> That's a really good question.

[00:13:47]>> Thank you.

[00:13:48]>> I know which one I wouldn't I wouldn't want to live in >> a quiet place.

[00:13:52]>> Yeah, that one.

[00:13:53]>> That'd be a rough one.

[00:13:54]>> It's bad. It It's not bad.

[00:13:56]>> It's not bad if you live out of town.

[00:13:57]Yeah, if you don't live in Derry, Indiana, I guess, but if you >> We live in We currently live in a horror movie that's happening somewhere.

[00:14:03]>> Oh, yeah. Well, did you see I did you see that Pink Panther thing in Virginia?

[00:14:09]>> The guy that's dressed up like a Pink Panther and murdering people.

[00:14:11]>> He's abducting trying to abduct children from bus stops.

[00:14:14]>> That's horrifying. No, the worst one.

[00:14:16]Uh, I mean, Quiet Place would be [ __ ] terrible. A lot of them are localized, so you got to think broader. Uh, >> I'd want to be in one of the ones that only takes place on a computer.

[00:14:26]one of the horror movies. Oh, yeah. Just close it. I'm done. I'm good.

[00:14:30]>> I've noticed when you stay online, you die. I've noticed that big time because the ghost has some type of fetish digitally.

[00:14:37]>> Yeah. It's like The Conjuring. Move out of the house.

[00:14:39]>> A lot of those make me angry.

[00:14:40]>> Just get leave. I don't care if I moved in. If I if I put all my money into a house and I move in and [ __ ] starts going sat and like my child's floating one day in like a possessed way, I'd just say, "Pack up. We're going to go live at my childhood home or some my parents will take me back.

[00:14:56]>> Childhood home your mom sold.

[00:14:57]>> Well, I'll live in I'll live in a home near my I'll got shut up. Me and my dad will move into a trailer together. I haven't lived with my dad 20 years.

[00:15:05]>> It No, it's not a horror movie. It'd be it'd be scary though. I think all of us in a house would be kind of [ __ ] >> What? Uh that's that's what stresses me out about Gotham. Gotham hasn't had a good day.

[00:15:14]>> No, >> I don't get why people live there.

[00:15:16]>> I don't know why they allow Gotham to exist. They should just say, "Hey, we're going to bomb Gotham." They should drop those pamphlets from the sky.

[00:15:23]>> Why does Batman only care about Gotham?

[00:15:26]>> It's where he was born and raised. It's like if >> But why are there so many interesting villains that are just popping up in this one metropolitan area?

[00:15:33]>> Cuz they're all I think it's a place of it's it's a place that breeds that sadistic behavior if it's bad. If you're if you're growing up in that area and you're trying to make a name for yourself or you're trying to make a buck, you kind of have to do some dark [ __ ] and then that's how you become the Joker or The Penguin, which he just you just watched The Penguin. I think it was the best show of I think it was 2024 when it came out. Best show of 2024. So [ __ ] rule.

[00:15:56]>> Wouldn't it be better to be like most people? It feels like a lot of people in Gotham are poor. Wouldn't it be awesome to be poor anywhere else? It's like okay, I'm still poor, but at least I'm not >> Yeah, but that's one of those things like >> I don't have the Riddler like trying to get my mom or something.

[00:16:09]>> How does someone so poor have they don't have they they got they got barely enough to like [ __ ] keep the stay poor. They have got barely got enough to stay poor in that area. It's like how do they have enough money? Like, okay, we got to pack up and pay for gas to get across the country.

[00:16:23]>> No, you get a bus.

[00:16:24]>> Yeah, you get a bus, I guess. I don't know. Gotham.

[00:16:27]>> If enough terrible things happen in Gotham, you could collectively come here. This place sucks, right? What if we all get on What if we all just take a city bus and leave? Well, what if they were all just like, "Hey, let's >> The city the city has enough going on with like killing everyone with flooding it and bombs going off all the time that if enough people get together and just steal a bus and leave.

[00:16:49]>> Who Who flooded it? The Joker?

[00:16:50]>> No, that was the Riddler.

[00:16:52]>> Why they all got these cool names?"

[00:16:54]>> That that's part of it.

[00:16:55]>> Riddler Joker. I think I think DC has the best villains cuz they're rooted in like real like the Joker.

[00:17:02]>> It's mostly just Batman. Like there's a massive DC universe.

[00:17:05]>> Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But like if I think like who's a fun Thanos? Cool. He's big and strong. Anyone can be big and strong. The Joker's smart. The Penguin pretty smart. These guys are sick [ __ ] They really are. The Penguin's sadistic.

[00:17:21]I love Chris that that show. God, it's so good. It knocks my socks off every time I watch it. Christina Milotti, round of applause. She's so God, she's so good. First saw her in How I Met Your Mother and I never thought she'd be. I saw her in that now and I was like, "God, she [ __ ] she came a long way."

[00:17:34]Tom keeps telling me, Tom just randomly sees me. He's like, "You need to uh you need to make a sizzle reel." I'm like, "I don't why would I need He wants me to He's like He's like, "You should do the pilot and you should do the ad." And when you guys were all in the hospital, I'm like, "What the for who?" I'm like, "I don't want to be an actor. Am I sending it to?"

[00:17:50]>> What do you want to be?

[00:17:52]>> I don't know. I've been thinking about it a lot. I don't know what I want to be. If I could be anything, like if I could be anything, >> you gonna go back to spray and foam.

[00:18:01]>> Spray and foam. No, we were talking about this earlier. There's some job depends on like what you want in life.

[00:18:06]If you want like >> What do you want in life?

[00:18:07]>> I don't know. I mean, well, obviously I want a family.

[00:18:10]>> So, you got to make enough money to pro provide for them, but I don't care to be like I don't need like $100 million.

[00:18:16]That's not like I don't think that's the goal.

[00:18:18]>> Well, you got to turn down a couple things then.

[00:18:20]>> You got to turn down a couple things.

[00:18:21]Yeah. I don't know. Maybe like I could see myself being like a news anchor.

[00:18:24]They don't even really have those anymore.

[00:18:28]>> I think I would be a pretty bad news anger, actually. What do you want to be?

[00:18:31]>> No, I'm asking you.

[00:18:32]>> I don't know. I'm trying to think. What do you Do you know what you want to be?

[00:18:35]>> I'm doing what I want to do.

[00:18:36]>> Well, like this isn't the highest extent you want to do it, though.

[00:18:40]>> Oh, yeah. Of course.

[00:18:41]>> So, what's the highest extent you want to be like a >> uh multi-billion dollar business, be able to make TV film projects that are people's favorite movies? Um, >> so but do you want to be in those movies or you just want to be making them?

[00:18:56]>> All the above.

[00:18:57]>> Yeah, I would like that too. That'd be cool.

[00:18:59]>> Everything.

[00:19:00]>> You don't >> I don't want to I don't care to be in stuff. I like making cool stuff. So like if I can make something If I can make something like a neighbors.

[00:19:08]>> So you'd want to be a producer?

[00:19:09]>> Yeah, producer.

[00:19:11]I don't know what the title is on it.

[00:19:13]Producer.

[00:19:13]>> Producer probably.

[00:19:14]>> I wonder if this is going to [ __ ] bug the audio.

[00:19:16]>> No, cuz we got this. This thing figures it out.

[00:19:18]>> That is true. Lord, we're going to be playing a lot of games in here. Lord the game. I want to I want to know >> what I want to do.

[00:19:25]>> It's like yeah, you want a family, but you can only get so fulfilled by a family.

[00:19:30]>> I think having a family is the you don't want to put you don't want to put like I don't want my fulfillment to come from having like I don't want my children to be what fulfills me, but I think having a family is very fulfilling. I don't know if that makes sense. Like providing for your family, that's a fulfilling thing to do. Being there for your kids when they need you, that's a fulfilling thing. Like kids, >> huh? You don't have kids? You think you have kids in what, a year?

[00:19:54]>> [ __ ] no.

[00:19:56]>> Two years. No, probably >> five years.

[00:19:59]>> Probably like three to four.

[00:20:02]>> Terrifying when I say it out loud. Lord, it's scary when I say it out loud.

[00:20:06]>> I do want I want my I want my kids to be somewhat similar age to my sister's kids. So, like if they ever see each other, they can [ __ ] be friends or just around like I want my friends to be having kids around the same time.

[00:20:16]>> Who are your friends that are going to be having kids at the same time? I only got one. Well, two. Robbie and Katie could be having kids.

[00:20:24]>> He's gonna have a corgi.

[00:20:26]>> Yeah. The corgi was a crazy pick. I told him. I didn't say it to him.

[00:20:30]>> That's the exact dog that he would get though. Like that's >> What other dog would he have? It's a corgi. He's a corgi guy. Like you're like who?

[00:20:37]>> I've never met anyone that seeks out corgis.

[00:20:39]>> I have. He works here.

[00:20:40]>> I just never thought of that. Uh I think Anderson and Elo will have kids sooner or other. I don't know if I'm allowed to say that. People know they date, right?

[00:20:48]>> Yeah. Yeah, she just posted better.

[00:20:49]>> Okay. Yeah, I think they will have kids probably sooner rather than later if I had to guess.

[00:20:53]>> That's terrifying. Imagine when you were 24.

[00:20:55]>> 24? I mean, I don't even know what I was doing. I was first year of law school, maybe 2020.

[00:21:02]>> Yeah, but he's a lot more um >> mature. Not necessarily, but like financially stable.

[00:21:10]>> Oh, yeah. For sure.

[00:21:11]>> Than we were at 24.

[00:21:12]>> And Yeah, they both are.

[00:21:14]>> Which is like >> Well, the crazy >> probably one of the biggest parts of having a kid. Yeah, it's the biggest part I think. Well, I mean I think like you don't have to >> love them though.

[00:21:21]>> Yeah, I don't think you have to be again like uber rich to have kids. I think you do need to obviously you don't want your [ __ ] kids to starve, but like I do think there's something like I don't know if kids need to go to fancy private schools. Like I went to public school. I had a great time.

[00:21:35]>> I don't know if that's a public I haven't checked out any public schools in LA. They might be dog [ __ ] But the public school when does she want kids? I mean, she I mean, I think she would like to start having kids like probably not like tomorrow, but like within like three years, >> within >> four years, I don't know. She wants to live together for a little bit before like engaged.

[00:21:57]>> Do you think living together takes out like the the luster out of getting married? I'm not having an opinion on it. I'm just wondering.

[00:22:05]>> No, I don't think so. I actually think it's really important to do like >> No, I get that. It can be important to do.

[00:22:11]>> I actually think this is funny.

[00:22:12]>> If you're already living together and then it's like big celebration and then it just go back to normal life like >> Yeah. I think you can I think you can like >> whereas like in the past it's like oh based on traditions oh now we lived it now. Now it's a whole new journey.

[00:22:27]>> Yeah. I think that nowadays people you know stuff can you think you'll get married >> beforehand?

[00:22:34]>> Before what? Having kids?

[00:22:36]>> Yeah. Yeah. I think I'll get married before having kids. Unless something happens and then like an accident and then you get married and then you just you [ __ ] sign papers and then you're [ __ ] married. I also don't know like I don't know. There's so I I think I do think now like I have been thinking about a lot like kids and stuff. I >> Is your sister married?

[00:22:54]>> Yeah, but she didn't get married until she was pregnant. Like they got >> Is that breaking news? No, they got married. I think they got married like my sister got pregnant in like December, I think. And then I think they got married probably in like June before the kid was born. They just wanted they did a courthouse marriage. And then >> was that more for outside opinion?

[00:23:13]>> No, it was more in Georgia if you don't if you're born outside of wedlock.

[00:23:19]>> Does that happen in California, too? I don't know what California's uh child laws are, but if you're born outside of wedlock, it doesn't make it hard for like if for some reason Brandon died, it makes like intestasy a bit weird like passing stuff down, but >> which is her husband.

[00:23:36]>> Her husband. Yeah. So, they just did it.

[00:23:38]They did a courthouse marriage. So, it like it makes it just makes it easier for for the child when the child's born.

[00:23:44]But they then they did a ceremony like a year or so later. Like Chessu was probably >> That's kind of nice to have your >> 9 months. I was in my mom's stomach at her wedding, I think. Shotgun, whatever you call it. Is that what it's called?

[00:23:56]Shotgun wedding.

[00:23:57]>> Yeah. He's holding you under like the father's holding you a shotgun to get married.

[00:24:01]>> I don't think that was happening, but they just got married.

[00:24:04]>> Yeah.

[00:24:04]>> Um Yeah. I guess if it's cuz she's not Greta is not very religious. So like I feel like you wouldn't have to get married right away unless you just >> for kids. She would want to get married before the kids came 100%. But I was thinking I do think now that like I think there was a time where like like if you go back six years to the 40s let's say I don't think you actually needed that much money to have kids.

[00:24:30]People were just having kids.

[00:24:31]>> Six years.

[00:24:32]>> 60 like to the 40 80 years.

[00:24:35]>> 85.

[00:24:37]>> What do you mean?

[00:24:38]>> Isn't that how long ago it was?

[00:24:39]>> 85 years ago.

[00:24:40]>> Yeah.

[00:24:41]>> The 40s. Oh [ __ ] Yeah. I forget. We're in 2026. Let's go back. Yeah. 80 years to >> I think I think in that time you didn't really need that much like people survived with you know they [ __ ] made it work. It was hard I think a lot of the times but kids were born into all sorts of circumstances but it kind of worked out then I think probably at the turn of like the 80s to 90s financial security needed to be more because housing prices kind of shot up a little bit and especially like in the like in the early 2000s to now it's like a really difficult time. Let's say if you were having kids in the 2010s, you really need to have money because like at this point they'll be 18 in two years and like house prices are through the roof, colleges are through the roof, all this [ __ ] But I think now actually if you have a kid 5 years from now or 3 years from now, I don't know how many costs you're going to have associated with that child. Like you're going to have like obvious things like that you need, diapers, you know, care, education, stuff like that, place to live, but you're already going to have a place to live. You might need a bigger place, but you could always make it work. But like things you need to invest in for for their future, like cars, school. I don't know how much of that's going to be needed. Like I mean, how many people are going to be going to [ __ ] college, you know?

[00:25:57]>> Yeah. I don't think my kid >> like Greta Greta the other day was like, "Our kids going to college?" And I was like, I don't know. I don't even know if that'll be a [ __ ] thing then.

[00:26:04]>> I don't think my kid will ever have a driver's license.

[00:26:06]>> I don't think so either. Like I think it's like one of those things where >> I was in uh cuz I used to have a Tesla and I had like one of the first not one of the first but had like a full self-driving. It was pretty good. But I got a Jeremy's Tesla the other day and I was like >> so much better.

[00:26:21]>> Like this is incredible.

[00:26:23]>> Yeah. I was riding somewhere with somebody Robbie or someone I don't know someone and it was I was like this is [ __ ] it's just like a who needs to drive.

[00:26:31]>> It'll probably be illegal.

[00:26:32]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And so I don't know what I don't know what costs they'll you'll need outside of I mean diapers are expensive and this stuff's only going to get more expensive over the next couple months because of all the straight horm stuff. But >> but this is we're talking 20 years.

[00:26:46]>> Talking 20 years.

[00:26:46]>> Well, we're talking >> 5 years when you have a toddler.

[00:26:49]>> Five years. In five years you'll probably have a toddler.

[00:26:52]>> Oh my god. A little [ __ ] >> Not cut the [ __ ] but a little something. A little idiot. You can keep it.

[00:26:59]>> I'll keep him in. He's probably going to be dumb. I don't know. It's just a >> Well, it's it's so interesting of like when we were little, our parents were such a source of knowledge like that's the only way you could know things or Disney Channel was like regulated on what you're allowed to see or not allowed to see on specification of what's appropriate for kids. And I feel like they're just going to be learning everything so much faster. I don't know.

[00:27:20]What do you teach the kids?

[00:27:22]>> And then it's like it's so uncertain.

[00:27:24]It's like, okay, you're going to you're going to go to school and you're going to Why?

[00:27:29]So you can get a job. Well, the robots have the job.

[00:27:35]Yeah, we we're gonna I think we're just going to be hanging out.

[00:27:39]>> Am I wrong? I might be wrong. I don't know if this is right or not. The school the school structure is based off of like factory working structure for and they set up during like war time.

[00:27:49]>> Don't fact check them. Just let them go.

[00:27:50]>> I think that's right. I think they set that up for like during wartime.

[00:27:54]>> Not during wartime, but war like war war led to factories having to be used for all sorts of things. the industrial revolution, all this stuff. And then we mimicked our schools off of the structure of of uh factory. We don't even have that. I don't even know what the [ __ ] anyone's going to do anymore, >> which is also scary. Like I don't know.

[00:28:12]>> Well, that's like like when you went to law school, they're saying like that is one of going to be one of the quickest most quickly disrupted areas is law.

[00:28:21]There's some companies out like again there's like there's this company it's an AI company called Harvey and they do all sorts of it's a it's a legal AI. It's [ __ ] cra and they're they're paying now like they're they're like hiring they're hiring attorneys from big firms to go and sell it to other firms and they're paying like 500,000. So you're making what you would make as like if you were a partner >> but you're a salesman.

[00:28:43]>> But you're a salesman and then you're basically just killing off your job industry. And yeah, I don't know what the I don't know what >> I don't know. It's all crazy.

[00:28:52]>> Like I don't know like what's >> there's got to be something. My I was talking to my buddy the other day.

[00:28:56]>> Well, I guess I mean I guess our purpose will be redistributed to something that's not career based which is >> maybe it's familial. Maybe it's [ __ ] be the best father or whatever it is.

[00:29:05]>> But what does that even mean?

[00:29:07]>> Maybe just be home. Like be home with your kids.

[00:29:10]>> That would also suck. Like you need times away. I think like like >> you need the excuse like work is almost another life. It gives you another purpose. I I feel like people are gonna lose their ever loving minds if they don't have some type of purpose.

[00:29:23]>> People liken it to like I do I don't know people cuz people I was watching this thing the other day and they were talking about like oh you think it's so good that all these jobs are going to be you know disrupted and you might not there'll be some sort of basic income or high income or whatever you want to call it then you'll be able to be at home.

[00:29:36]Well they said you thought that was you think that's so good look back to co. I don't think COVID is the same because like >> we can go outside and interact with >> go outside and do things and like just live now people everyone might be drunk.

[00:29:49]>> There might be just a world full of alcoholics which actually >> not great but if you're getting in your self-driving car it can't be that bad.

[00:29:55]>> Yeah. Well, and then I wonder I genuinely wonder if we get to a point >> I have buddies call me all the time [ __ ] up. I know >> and they're like I'm I'm driving home and I'm like you can't drive. And they're like I'm in a self-driving vehicle. People from all over the United States have called me and told me that.

[00:30:09]>> No, I I I wonder if we'll get to a point of being able to it's like alcohol fun while you're on it, but it's really bad for your body and your mental health.

[00:30:17]But I wonder if there's like AI will create some type of antibbody. I don't know the science behind it that'll take away like all the negative effects of like eating bad food and drinking alcohol. So, it's just like the good stuff.

[00:30:27]>> Lord, if they if there was a way that I could eat bad food, >> I think they're going to figure it out.

[00:30:33]>> I wouldn't drink anybody to drink.

[00:30:35]>> I don't know if anybody's on it. I would I would do a peptide if it meant that. I would love to I the food would be the number one thing for me. If I could eat all the bad food in the world and just be in the best shape, that's worth everything. It's worth everything.

[00:30:47]>> Would you give up your first born?

[00:30:48]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:30:49]>> I need to trust that one anyway.

[00:30:50]>> Cuz here's the thing. My first born, there's this whole thing about like you have to be like healthy when you have kids cuz like your like the healthier you are, the healthier you are dictates how your sperm interact. I don't know.

[00:31:03]There's like your your health going into trying to get your partner pregnant is a big indicator of like how the baby's genetics are going to be or something like that. I could be butchering that.

[00:31:13]But so like right now if I had a kid, [ __ ] kid would not be the worst, but he wouldn't be the best.

[00:31:18]>> Would you guys keep it?

[00:31:19]>> Yeah. Well, yeah. But if they But if someone came along was like, "Hey dude, there's this pill that you could take it every day for a year and you'll be in the best shape of your life ever and you can eat whatever you want and then it'll make your kid this much better. You just have to sacrifice this one." I would be like, "Take him."

[00:31:34]>> What would you be pretty disappointed that if your kid wasn't interested in?

[00:31:37]>> What would I be disappointed if my kid wasn't interested in?

[00:31:40]>> Not like actually mad, but like, man, >> I You suck. Uh, if he doesn't >> if he doesn't really like Georgia football.

[00:31:45]>> Well, that's a non-negotiable.

[00:31:47]>> That's what I'm saying. Like, what if he's like, "Dad, >> if if my if my little if I let's say I let's say for some reason AI has taken over everything except for a couple of niche things like college football and sports and all this stuff. sports will get. Wait, did you see >> and everyone has to relegate it to like work I'm working in like some salt mine or something to make maybe the AI's like you have to do this so I can live so I'm covered in smut every day coming home and my little [ __ ] son tells me he wants to root for the Florida Gators.

[00:32:13]I'll [ __ ] kill him.

[00:32:14]>> But what if he doesn't want to root for anything? He's like sports are stupid.

[00:32:16]>> I would be really disappointed. I mean I wouldn't be like I would just be like are you dumb? Are you good?

[00:32:22]>> Okay. I heard a good >> good. Are you good? What's wrong with you?

[00:32:26]>> Did you see the enhanced games? Yeah. I saw Did someone almost die in the pool or something?

[00:32:30]>> I didn't watch it. I I only saw the headline, but was it everybody can just take any drugs?

[00:32:34]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I kept seeing clips of it was like any times.

[00:32:37]>> I saw a guy going for a world record deadlift of like,00B.

[00:32:42]>> Did he do it?

[00:32:43]>> Uh he didn't get all the way up. He got it like up to his he didn't cross his knees. I think it was that Thor guy that's like fault and [ __ ] before. But I don't know if they broke any records.

[00:32:53]That's actually I'll look it up. John said I clogged the toilet. Lord, >> let's get out of here.

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